Robber Shot and Killed by Hero Customer at Taqueria

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“A customer at Ranchito Taqueria shot and killed a man who robbed the restaurant in southwest Houston late Thursday night, according to the Houston Police Department.

Houston police said the armed man in a mask came inside the restaurant, demanding money and wallets from customers. However, as he was leaving, one of those customers shot the suspect.”

KHOU.Com

Dining out isn’t just a means of getting sustenance, it’s a form of entertainment and relaxation. When you patronize a restaurant, you don’t have to worry about cooking, the server waits on you hand and foot, and after the meal you don’t have to wash the dishes. An hour of bliss in a chaotic world.

The last thing you expect is for a thug to burst into the restaurant, waving a gun and robbing the customers of their wallets, cell phones and other valuables.

As the criminal was leaving, one of the customers shot the suspect repeatedly. The superhero then collected the stolen goods from the robber and returned them to the other patrons. The rest of the people in the restaurant left the scene before the police arrived.

The criminal worthless piece of human excrement was armed with a BB gun, and some bleeding hearts are complaining that it was overkill for the hero customer to shoot him more than once.

Bullshit! First of all, a BB gun can cause serious damage, such as taking out an eye. Secondly, the heroic customer didn’t know that it wasn’t a real gun, and he should be commended for putting his own life in danger by shooting the criminal. Finally, the robber is dead, which means he won’t be terrorizing and robbing any other hapless diners.

The hero has not been identified and is not charged at this time; however, the police want to question him. The only reason why authorities should be seeking the identity of the shooter is to present him with a key to the city of Houston.

What if Joe Biden or Donald Trump Urinated on Themselves in Public?

Biden and Trump

A journalists’ union in South Sudan asserted Friday that six staffers with the national broadcaster are detained in connection with footage apparently showing the country’s president urinating on himself during an event.

The South Sudan Broadcasting Corporation footage aired in December and was widely shared online. It showed 71-year-old President Salva Kiir standing during the national anthem and then looking down at what appeared to be a spreading stain before the camera turned away.”

The Hill

The septuagenarian President Salva Kiir presides over a nation beset with rampant corruption, economic collapse and where the military routinely commits atrocities against journalists, foreign aid workers and anybody else who criticizes the government. It’s hardly surprising that journalists were arrested for broadcasting video of the president peeing on himself.

South Sudan is a third world hellhole, and nobody in the West bats an eye when journalists are arrested for having the temerity to do their job.

But how would American broadcasters be treated if they aired footage of 76-year-old Donald Trump or 80-year-old Joe Biden soiling themselves during a public event?

First let me say that I wouldn’t be surprised if Joe Biden who has a penchant for shaking hands with imaginary friends and who needs to be escorted off the stage after a speech urinated on himself in public.

And I wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump whose incoherent and inflammatory speeches can best be described as diarrhea of the mouth crapped or wet himself during one of his diatribes.

America is not a perfect country but free speech still prevails, and news outlets wouldn’t face any prosecution from the government for airing video of the president urinating on himself.

If Joe Biden wet himself during a public event, CNN, MSNBC and the rest of the mainstream media would demand that we make allowances for a senior citizen, and denounce as ageists anyone who dared mock him.  Fox News, Newsmax and the rest of the conservative media would have a field day, mocking and ridiculing the octogenarian president and demanding that he immediately resign. Social media would be flooded with memes of Leaky Joe taking a whiz on Corn Pop.

If Donald Trump urinated on himself the mainstream media would marvel how such a tremendous flow of urine could emanate from such a tiny mushroom-shaped penis. Conservative media would claim that it was a conspiracy, that the godless liberals somehow managed to digitally alter video in real time to make it appear as though Trump lost control of his bladder. Social media would be flooded with memes of Trump pissing in public while shouting: I got your golden showers right here.

For the love of God let’s pray that 2024 won’t be a re-run of 2020, let’s avoid the likelihood of President Trump or President Biden pissing themselves in public.

Kevin McCarthy Destroys and Diminishes His Speakership in Order to Save It

Kevin McCarthy

Kevin McCarthy isn’t an idealogue, and he isn’t desperately attempting to become the Speaker of the House in order to enact a conservative political agenda.

McCarthy is a pragmatist and he will adopt whatever Republican political viewpoint is the flavor of the day. He has been scheming to hold the most powerful position in the House since at least 2015 simply because it’s the most powerful position.

A desperate man resorts to desperate measures to achieve his objective, and in order to win over the “Never Kevin” bloc McCarthy has made concessions that seriously dilute the power and authority of the speakership.

McCarthy even agreed to a House rule that would allow only one representative to push a “motion to vacate” forcing a vote on whether to oust the speaker.

McCarthy has destroyed his speakership in order to save it, and if he finally achieves his dream, he will be nothing but a figurehead who is destined to be voted out by Freedom Caucus representatives before the end of the year.

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Latest Grift by Donald Trump Jr: Peddling ‘We the People’ Edition of the Bible

Donald Trump Jr

The Bible that Donald Trump held upside down at his infamous St. John’s Church photo-op was auctioned for over $35,00. It was signed by the sociopath, thereby increasing its value for deviants who collect personal items of serial killers and dictators.

Donald Trump Jr. is now trying to out grift his notorious father, he’s hawking Bibles on social media. In a video he’s promoting a “We the People” Bible, he claims that the Bible written by the ancient Israelites defends America’s Judeo-Christian values. Yeah, fucken right.

The King James Version of the Bible also includes copies of the Constitution, Declaration of Independence, Bill of Rights and Pledge of Allegiance. The Bible is being sold for $69.99.

This is wrong on so many levels:

In the first place you don’t have to pay $69 for a Bible, you can easily get one for free. There are many Christian organizations that will gladly give you one, in fact it’s their mission to give away free Bibles to as many people as possible.

In the second place, a cokehead who’s never demonstrated any religious inclinations is not a very credible Bible salesman.

Thirdly, this audacious peddling of the Good Book is a sign of desperation by the Trump crime family. They realize that the handwriting is on the wall and their time will soon be up, and they want to grift every last dollar from their gullible followers.

Finally, this is an example of the politicization of evangelical Christianity. An America First, “We the People” edition of the Bible. Holy fuck! This is blasphemy and grifting on a scale that would embarrass even televangelists.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rrez58Lm8Mk

Battle for Speaker: A GOP Clown Show! Kevin McCarthy Humiliated

Kevin McCarthy

Nancy Pelosi served as the 52nd speaker of the United States House of Representatives from 2007 to 2011 and again from 2019 to 2023. Pelosi was a consummate politician who served as Speaker with an iron grip by eliciting respect, admiration and fear from her caucus. She never allowed the House to devolve into the chaos that reigns supreme now that the GOP controls the lower chamber.

Kevin McCarthy has lost a second round of voting; this is unprecedented in the last 100 years. The Republican Party is in disarray. If Republicans can’t even nominate a Speaker, how will they pass any substantial legislation?

Answer, they won’t. They don’t have a legislative agenda, strap your seat belt on, and get ready for a wild ride of phony investigations of Dr. Fauci, Hunter Biden and maybe even an impeachment of Joe Biden, never mind that he hasn’t committed any crimes or misdemeanors worthy of an impeachment.

The Republicans have been in control of the House for only one day and the Clown Show is in full effect with the Freedom Caucus serving as the ringmasters.

It doesn’t matter who ends up being the Speaker: McCarthy, Scalise, Jordan or anybody else. it’s going to be a shit show.

Sean Hannity: ‘I Didn’t Believe the Big Lie for One Second’

Sean Hannity

Fox News TV talk show host Sean Hannity was an early supporter of Donald Trump, he was onboard the Trump Train back in 2016 when it was barely gathering speed.

Hannity defended Trump throughout his tumultuous tenure, and even after his hero’s administration ended in the train wreck of January 6, 2021, he has continued to amplify the Big Lie.

Hannity has been a vociferous mouthpiece for Trump, if you took a shot of whiskey every time he invoked the name of Trump during his TV show, you’d be drunk before the first commercial break.

But now Hannity seems to be on the outs with Trump and his legion of supporters.

In a just-released deposition surrounding Dominion Voting Systems’ defamation lawsuit, Hannity said he’d never believed—not “for one second”—baseless election fraud claims stemming from the 2020 election.

The Fox talking head may not have believed the Big Lie “for one second”, but he devoted hundreds of hours on Fox News spreading it.

This revelation that Hannity isn’t a true believer has upset Trump and his celebrity allies like Mike Lindell and Steve Bannon. They have blasted him and called him everything but a child of God.

Trump expects his supporters to defend him, whether he’s right or wrong, 100 percent of the time. Trump’s never had a pet dog, but he has legions of bitches. His supporters are his bitches, and he expects this mongrel horde to attack anyone who disagrees with him.

Hannity is now in the doghouse, and he’d better debase himself before Trump, if he wants to be back in his good graces.

My Top Five New Year’s Resolutions

New Year’s Resolutions

The older I get the more realistic and sober I become, as a consequence this year’s Top Ten list will more than ever reflect my practical side.

To being with, ten life-changing resolutions are too many, this year I have shortened my list to my Top Five New Year’s Resolutions:

DOWNSIZE

Less is more. A life burdened with too my possessions, too many relationships, and too many obligations is impractical, unsustainable and untenable in the post-pandemic world.

LOOK FOR AT LEAST ONE VIRTUE TO APPRECIATE IN EVERYBODY

I’m a misanthrope and complaining about other people comes naturally to me, but next year I will make a concerted effort to find one good thing about even the rottenest person.

SPEAK TRUTH TO POWER

In the era of Trump incivility, vindictiveness, racism, misogyny, homophobia and all sorts of evil is rampant. I am determined to speak truth to power via my humble blog.

BE MORE CONCERED ABOUT MY HEALTH

As I grow older, and my body falls apart the more health conscious I am. We only get one body, be good to your body, mind and soul. No need to elaborate, ya’ll know what I’m talking about.

READ MORE BOOKS

As a writer it’s incumbent upon me to encourage everyone to read more books. Less screen time, more time reading books and newspaper articles.

Donald Trump’s Hateful Christmas Message

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It’s tradition for political leaders to deliver a Christmas message striking the chords of unity, peace and goodwill.

In his Christmas message President Joe Biden wished for the “poison” to be drained from politics in favor of bipartisan cooperation. And leaning on the tenets of his Catholic faith of love, mercy and compassion he encouraged Americans into a more empathetic era.

Then there’s the twice-impeached disgraced former president, Donald J. Trump. He posted this Christmas diatribe replete with grievances and insults on his social media platform, Truth Social:

“Merry Christmas to EVERYONE, including the Radical Left Marxists that are trying to destroy our Country, the Federal Bureau of Investigation that is illegally coercing & paying Social and LameStream Media to push for a mentally disabled Democrat over the Brilliant, Clairvoyant, and USA LOVING Donald J. Trump, and, of course, The Department of Injustice, which appointed a Special ‘Prosecutor’ who, together with his wife and family, HATES ‘Trump’ more than any other person on earth. LOVE TO ALL!

There are no Marxists in Congress and the Communist Party USA is a fringe political party with less influence in politics, culture and society at large than the Flat Earth Society. It’s not Marxists but MAGA Republicans who pose an existential threat to our democracy, evidenced by their attempts to overturn the results of the free and fair 2020 presidential election.

I’m confident that in the Christmas spirt of love and forgiveness Joe Biden, The FBI and the Special Prosecutor won’t sue Trump for his libelous and treasonous insults.

Trump finished his divisive, hateful, and divisive Christmas message with the word: LOVE TO ALL!

If Trump really loved us, he would leave the spotlight and just shut the hell up.  

Merry Christmas to All My Readers

Christmas

It’s Christmas Eve and the temperature is five degrees when I wake up this morning. A hot cup of coffee will warm my spirits I think as I turn on the kitchen faucet, but the pipes are frozen solid.

When the temperature is in the single digits you expect a winter wonderland scene to warm your holiday spirits. But there’s nary a cloud in the sky, and the frigid sun seems to be mocking me.

Usually, a leisurely drive without a destination in mind will calm my spirits, but I’m afraid that if I turn on the ignition my car won’t start, and my melancholy mood will only stiffen.

Writing is therapeutic even if it means typing a silly little essay that will benefit only me, but already my despondent soul is beginning to thaw.

Princess my dog sits by my side as I put the finishing touches on this article, and her moans and sighs of contentment as I pet her finally melt my heart. Merry Christmas to all my readers, may your pipes never freeze, and your spirts never languish. May you always have a dog, a cat or a loved one to help brighten your Christmas mood.

Joe Biden & His Rosary Beads Are an Embarrassment to the United States

Biden

“The next Republican that tells me I’m not religious I’m going to shove my rosary beads down their throat.”

Joe Biden

“Biden, the son of working-class Irish Catholics, is a staunch Catholic who attends Mass weekly. His faith is of such nature that in 1988, when he underwent brain surgery for a life-threatening aneurysm, he asked doctors whether he could tuck his rosary beads under his pillow.”

Snopes.Com

In enlightened European countries it isn’t considered a virtue or an asset if a candidate is religious. In fact, if a candidate for political office is overtly religious, it’s considered a liability.

It’s only in America where politicians make an ostentatious display of being spiritual whenever they run for office. They invoke the name of Jesus in their stump speeches and claim that evangelical leaders are close advisors. It’s not a fatal handicap for a candidate to be a serial philanderer, pathological liar, blatant racist, bumbling buffoon or a soulless psychopath, as long as he professes faith in Jesus Christ.

Joe Biden is a typical politician and he takes great pains to appear to be a devout Catholic. He claims to always carry rosary beads with him, and he’s often seen clutching them in his hands. Rosary beads are a string of beads that are used to help count of prayers, if anyone needs help to keep track of how many times he’s prayed Hail Mary, it’s Joe Biden.

Can you imagine what heads of state think when they see Biden fingering his rosary beads? The Leader of the Free World uttering a dozen Hail Marys to provide him insight into solving the intractable problems facing the world. Joe Biden you are a freaking embarrassment to the United States.

Praying the rosary is as efficacious as farting or belching. The only practical purpose that rosary beads have is using them as anal beads. Biden shouldn’t stuff his rosary beads down anyone’s throat, maybe he should just stuff them up his ass.

Mike Lee Wants to Ban Internet Porn

Mike Lee

Porn is as ubiquitous as puppies and kittens in suburban homes; the most extreme hardcore porn is just a click away, from not only adults but children. The easy availability of porn has resulted in a growing mainstream acceptance.

The only ones who rail against porn are some feminists and evangelicals who preach against porn even though studies reveal that red states are the biggest consumers of X-rated videos.

Americans believe they are entitled to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness (watching free porn online.) A politician would be well-advised not to attempt to ban internet porn. Enter Senator Mike Lee, he introduced The Interstate Obscenity Act bill which has one main purpose: to make internet porn illegal.

Mike Lee is a devout Mormon, and he finds sexually explicit material objectionable on religious grounds. It’s irrelevant if consuming pornography is against the Bible, Koran or the Book of Mormon, the Constitution is the law of the land, not the aforementioned scriptures.

I can understand if a person finds porn objectionable and wants to ban it on the grounds that it objectifies and demeans women. Indeed, the vast majority of adult material reduces women to body parts, orifices for the sexual gratification of males.

I can also understand if a person wants to make it difficult for children to access X-rated material, watching porn can do irreparable harm to young children.

But the genie is out of the bottle and attempting to ban internet porn is a fool’s errand. Porn is free speech and it’s here to stay. If you find erotica sinful or demeaning to women don’t watch it and if you have children, monitor what they watch online

Elon Musk Should Step Down as CEO of Twitter & Snoop Dogg Should Take Over

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“A Twitter poll created by Elon Musk asking whether he should ‘step down as head of Twitter’ ended early Monday morning with most respondents voting in the affirmative.

Musk had said he would abide by the results of the unscientific poll, which began Sunday evening and concluded with 57.5% voting yes, 42.5% voting no.”

CNN

Elon Musk became the owner and CEO of Twitter on October 27, 2022, after acquiring the social media company for $44 billion. The world’s richest man is a petulant and mercurial child with a penchant for conducting unscientific polls on Twitter to make important decisions about his social media platform/plaything. If Musk remains as CEO, within a year Twitter will join My Space and Napster in the dustbin of cyber history.

The bots have spoken and I hope Musk will keep his word as step down as the CEO. If he steps down who should take over? There is only one person in the world with the gravitas, charisma, wisdom, coolness and gangsta cred to run Twitter.

Snoop Dogg conducted his own Twitter poll, he posed the question “Should I run Twitter?” 84% answered in the affirmative, and 16% said no. If those idiots who voted “no” would only smoke a joint they would have an epiphany and demand that the Doggfather take over Twitter.

The rapper has a universal appeal that transcends musical genres, political labels and religious affiliations. If he became the CEO the virtual cesspool would be transformed into an ocean of tranquility, where liberals and conservatives would tweet messages of love to each other.

If you don’t concur with me that Snoop Dogg should take over Twitter, hit the bong and soon you will agree.

CNN Reporter Ruins Christmas Meal with Nancy Pelosi by Invoking the Name of Donald Trump

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Donald Trump leaves a bad taste in House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s mouth.

The 82-year-old California Democrat did not hide her disdain for the 76-year-old former president during a lunch interview with CNN.

‘I don’t think we should talk about him while we’re eating,’ Pelosi rebuked the network’s Jamie Gangel after the reporter asked ‘what it would mean’ if Trump was returned to the White House in 2024.

The New York Post

It’s gauche at the least and an unpardonable sin at the worst to bring up the topic of Donald Trust during a holiday meal. When we break bread in December the conversation should center on peace on earth and goodwill toward men and women and invoking the name of Trump isn’t calculated to elicit good vibes.

By the time you’re an octogenarian your tolerance for BS is very low, and I don’t blame Pelosi for looking aghast at the CNN reporter for bringing up a creature that reeks of manure.

Invoking the name of Trump during the holiday season is like reminiscing about your old girlfriends when you treat your current sweetheart to a Valentine’s Day dinner.

It’s in bad taste! It’s a faux pas that even Jesus Christ wouldn’t forgive! It’s an affront to the Christmas spirit! Anyone who mentions that execrable sociopath during a holiday meal deserves to be pimp slapped by the Grinch and beaten to a pulp by Scrooge.

I hope Gangel didn’t completely extinguish Pelosi’s holiday spirit, the Speaker of the House deserves to have a peaceful Trump-free Christmas.

Joe Biden: ‘You Think I Don’t Know How F—ing Old I Am?’

Joe Biden

Joe Biden has complained that people are focusing too much on his age as he decides whether to run for a second term….

The US president recently lashed out, telling an ally: ‘You think I don’t know how f—ing old I am?’ according to Politico.”

Telegraph

Joe Biden is complaining that voters are focusing too much on his age as he contemplates running for a second term.

Well Duh! Biden is 80 and would be 86 at the end of his second term, of course we are alarmed that an adle-brained octogenarian wants to run for a second term.

An 80-year-old nanny with impeccable credentials and a sterling resume will find it difficult to find any parents willing to entrust her with their children. Parents wouldn’t focus on her qualifications; they’d be worried that she doesn’t have the physical energy or the mental dexterity to keep up with rambunctious toddlers.

It’s manifest that Biden’s elevator doesn’t reach the top floor, and it’s only a matter of time before the rusty elevator crashes down to the basement.

Biden, we know how fucking old you are: too old to run for reelection. We suspect that a feeble old man who has a habit of shaking hands with his imaginary friends is too fucking old to remember that he his too fucking old to run for reelection.

Roger Stone: ‘There’s a Demonic Portal Over the White House’

Roger Stone

“I think that…  a portal, a demonic portal, opened above the White House around the time that the Bidens moved in. This was brought to my attention by a Christian who lives in north Florida who sent me a bunch of documents and also a bunch of notations from the Bible about portals.”

Roger Stone

There’s a right-wing news and entertainment ecosystem of fringe cable news outlets like Newsmax, online news organizations like OAN, and a plethora of web sites where weird conspiracy theories are par for the course.

Stone uttered this insane statement on the Eric Metaxas Radio Show, a prime example of this conservative media cesspool.

If an evangelical, from Florida no less, sent me a bunch of documents and a bunch of biblical verses purporting to be evidence that there is a demonic portal over the White House, I would immediately dispatch the documents in the garbage.

Evangelicals who believe in the Rapture, the Big Lie and in a cabal of Satan-worshipping pedophiles that run the world, don’t have credibility when it comes to religion, politics or anything else.

Stone said he was initially skeptical but was convinced of the reality of the demonic portal when he discovered a live cam where you can actually see it in real time.

There might have been a demonic portal over the White House during the previous administration, how else can you explain the torrent of lies, the endless scandals and the sheer perversity that emanated from the White House during Trump’s tenure.

Stone complained that the mainstream media isn’t covering the demonic portal. Don’t worry Stone, perhaps Elon Musk will do a Twitter files dump on the demonic portal as soon as he is finished chewing on the Hunter Biden nothing burger.

Snoop Dogg: ‘F*ck Donald Trump! Amen Snoop!

Trump

Donald Trump is a pathological liar, serial philanderer, insufferable narcissist, soulless sociopath, bumbling buffoon, vicious racist, sick misogynist, cowardly homophobe and an outright fascist. In short, he is a steaming pile of human shit.

If an evangelical attempts to persuade me to vote for Trump, I’m not going to waste a precious second arguing that he is the antithesis of the Gospel teachings of Jesus Christ.

I would simply tell him/her: Fuck you, Fuck Donald Trump and fuck the God you have created in your image.

It’s folly to attempt to have a nuanced discussion employing facts, reason and logic with a fool who is completely in the thrall of a Hitler or a Trump.

No political analyst has provided a better political assessment of Donald Trump than Snoop Dogg:

“Fuck Donald Trump. We ain’t voting for your punk ass. Go get you a new hairdo bitch ass.”

I’m down with Snoop! Fuck Donald Trump! I’m not voting for his punk ass! Snoop is right, his urine-colored combover hairdo is played out.

Fuck Donald Trump! Can I get an Amen?

God is God, All the Time. All the Time God is Good? Prove it By Being Good to Everyone

God

The seemingly innocuous phrase “God is good, all the time. All the time, God is good” is ubiquitous in evangelical circles. It is used as a greeting and as an affirmation, often in call-and-response pattern.

It’s the favorite mantra of evangelical pastors, it teaches their congregations to give their assent to whatever “truth” he utters.

The correct response to “God is good, all the time” is not “All the time, God is good” but:

Sometimes it doesn’t seem so!

If God is good why are evangelicals such assholes?

If God is good why does evil reign supreme in the world?

Or with silence.

Fundamentalist Christians will demonize and persecute other Christians who don’t share their extremist interpretation of the Bible, and leave people thinking that the God they worship can’t possibly be good.

They remind me of fundamentalist Muslims who greet each other with “Allahu Akbar” and regard everyone else including moderate Muslims with disdain, contempt and hatred.

God is good? Prove it to me by being good to everyone.

Christian Walker Provides Best Autopsy of Herschel Walker’s Defeat

Herschel Walker

Christian Walker, Herschel Walker’s son and an Instagram influencer who has used his platform to promote Republican politics, provided the most astute autopsy of Herschel Walker’s doomed Senate campaign:

“Don’t beat women, hold guns to peoples heads, fund abortions then pretend your pro-life, stalk cheerleaders, leave your multiple minor children alone to chase more fame, lie, lie, lie, say stupid crap, and make a fool of your family… And then maybe you can win a senate seat.”

Walker won the Georgia primary by virtue of being Donald Trump’s hand-picked candidate. The most radical elements of political parties dominate primary elections, and the MAGA faithful overlooked all of Walker’s fatal flaws and gave him a landslide win.

But in the general election and in the run-off independents and establishment Republicans couldn’t vote for the most unqualified Republican senatorial candidate in recent history, and instead voted for Raphael Warnock.

Christian Walker is spot-on: a candidate who beats women, has serial affairs, forces his girlfriends to have abortions while pretending he’s pro-life, makes incoherent statements every time he opens his mouth, and lies all the time is not going to win a Senate seat, not even in Georgia.

Herschel Walker was the final nail in Trump’s reputation as a kingmaker, almost all of Trump endorsed election-denying candidates lost in the midterms.

Republicans would be well-advised to kick Trump to the curb.  

My Annual Mariah Carey Christmas Essay

Queen of Christmas

It’s Christmas time and some writers will wax eloquent about peace on Earth and good will toward men, and others will expound on the religious significance of the holiday, but for me the most important aspect of the Yuletide season is the heavenly voice of the Queen of Christmas singing “All I Want for Christmas is You”.

It’s not Christmas until I hear Mariah Carey’s iconic Christmas song for the first time on the radio. When I heard the diva’s signature holiday song on the radio in late-November for the first time, it reminded me that it was time to turn the page from Thanksgiving to Noel.

Christmas without “All I Want for Christmas” is like Thanksgiving without a turkey, Halloween without candy and Valentine’s Day without someone special in your arms.

I live in a part of the country were it almost never snows on Christmas, but I can do without the snow, the tinsel, the presents and the tree decorated with ornaments. I’m good, as long as “All I Want for Christmas is You” in playing on a loop in my home.

It’s Christmas and I don’t have visions of sugarplums dancing in my head, I have visions of the Queen of Christmas dancing and cavorting with Santa Claus while singing her classic song.

Merry Christmas and may you experience the true meaning of the holiday: enjoying the heavenly voice of Mariah as everyone else is running to and fro buying presents, getting plastered at parties and hanging decorations.

Herschel Walker is a Moron

Herschel Walker

Before his debate with Raphael Warnock Herschel Walker said that his opponent was going to embarrass him because “I’m not that smart.” Walker is a pathological liar but for once he was telling the truth, he’s the most stupid candidate ever to run for the Senate.

His campaign has been characterized by sheer stupidity, from telling patently obvious lies that only a fool would utter to uttering incoherent and ridiculous statements to using a fake police badge to try to prove that he’s a former police officer. (he’s not)

Stupid is as stupid does, it was stupid for Walker to run against an intelligent and respected statesman like Warnock, and he’s ending his campaign on a stupid note. Here is his closing argument at a rally Sunday:

They’re bringing pronouns into our military, they’re bringing wokeness into our military. I don’t even know what the heck is a pronoun. I can tell you that I’m sick and tired of this pronoun stuff. What I want our military men and women to do is to be at war fighting. Fighting whom? Doesn’t matter—just go to war, please. We love a good war.”

I’m not surprised that an individual with the intellect of a kindergartner doesn’t know what a pronoun is, that’s something you learn in elementary school.

The last person we need in the Senate is a moron who’s desperate to send our young men and women to war. I prefer a senator who is desperate to keep our soldiers from dying in wars. No reasonable person loves a war, good or otherwise. In fact, there’s no such thing as a good war, only a just war.

Enough with the gaffes, tomfoolery and buffoonery; I beg the citizens of Georgia to reject the simpleton and vote for Warnock.

Herschel Walker Takes Credit for Ivanka and Donald Trump Jr’s Intelligence

Walker

Herschel Walker has room temperature IQ; he doesn’t have any brain cells to spare. Believe it or not, a video has surfaced on social media where he takes credit for Donald Trump’s children’s intelligence.

The GOP’s illustrious Senate candidate for Georgia bragged that he spent quality time with Ivanka and Donald Trump Jr. while they were growing up and was responsible for their intelligence.

In the video posted on Twitter, Walker said:

“I don’t know if y’all know this, but I knew Donald Trump before he became ‘The Donald.’ Matter of fact, little Ivanka and little Donald lived with me for a week, for five years, during the summer. Every amusement park, Disney World, Sea World—every place they went, I was the one to take them. I kept them for a week, so the intelligence of those two kids right there—not from Donald.”

The moron claims that Ivanka and Junior lived with him for five weeks over a period of five years. That would be five more weeks that the serial philanderer has spent with his out-of-wedlock children that he never publicly acknowledged until just recently, and that he never financially supported. Walker is a pathological liar and this is another of his tall tales.

Can you imagine racist Trump allowing his beloved blond brat to live with Walker for a week? Hell to the NO!

If Trump sees this video he may retract his endorsement, watching a black idiot take credit for his children’s intelligence will be too much to take.

A Few Evangelicals Have Finally Turned Away from Trump

Trump

“In his biweekly email to evangelical Christian pastors, David Lane, a political operative based in Texas and leader of the American Renewal Project, described former President Donald Trump as out of touch, driven by personal grievances and self-importance. 

Unfortunately, the former president’s penchant for settling political scores and his compulsion to keep the spotlight upon himself have both become threadbare and trite,’ Lane’s email said.”

ReligionNews.Com

In is email to some 70,000 evangelicals, Lane praised Trump’s accomplishments to high heaven before describing the former president as out of touch, driven by personal grievances and self-importance. Lane also decried Trump’s “compulsion to keep the spotlight upon himself.”

Gee, Lane you think so?

Why Lane’s sudden epiphany that Trump is an egomaniacal monster rather than a messiah who will make America great again? Why are some evangelicals suddenly wondering how to quit Trump?

Is it because they finally read the Bible and realized that Trump’s policies, behavior and rhetoric are antithetical to the teachings of Jesus Christ? Is it because it finally dawned on them that Trump is a petty and vindictive sociopath that will destroy the GOP?

No! A few evangelicals have second thoughts about Trump only because the red wave failed to materialize and most of Trump’s hand-pick election deniers went down to a bitter defeat. It’s pragmatism not a realization that Trump is an evil Fuck that’s made them consider other options than Trump.

Most evangelicals will stick with Trump to the bitter end, only when Trump is defeated once again in 2024 will we see the end of Trump and Trumpism.

Herschel Walker is a Moron

Herschel Walker

Herschel Walker suffers from multiple personality disorder and there’s no proof that his multiple personalities have been integrated into one cohesive entity. Walker is like a classroom of special needs children.

But that’s not even his worst psychological or mental malady, to put it kindly he’s intellectually-challenged, or to express it in street vernacular he’s a freaking moron.

Walker isn’t morally, ethically or intellectually capable of serving as dog catcher. If he was a dog catcher, I’m convinced he would round up not only dogs, but cats, raccoons, squirrels and God only knows what other critters. The dog pound would house a menagerie of animals.

Walker’s Senate campaign has been a traveling circus, with the clown as the ringmaster. He babbles incoherently about every issue from climate change to immigration to foreign affairs. Walker’s idiotic comments aren’t gaffes like Joe Biden or malapropisms like George W. Bush, they are the utterings of a person cursed with a room temperature IQ.

Walker’s Crazy Town campaign is running at full speed, but what if the dog catches the bus? What if, God forbid, he actually wins? Can you imagine this ignoramus pontificating on the well of the Senate? Can you imagine him putting in his two cents worth in a debate over an issue of consequence? Can you imagine hm having the mental awareness that he’s supposed to sit with the Republicans?

Walker is a pathological liar, a serial philanderer and a shameless hypocrite, which means he would be like the majority of senators. But he’s also has the intelligence of a kindergartener, which makes him unqualified to serve in the Senate.

Outrage: Franklin Graham Dispatches Chaplains to Club Q Nightclub to Provide ‘Emotional Support’

Franklin Graham is one of the most vociferous homophobic evangelical ministers, he never misses an opportunity to demonize and marginalize the gay and lesbian community. He’s made dozens of anti-gay comments including this doozy: “legalization of same-sex marriage was orchestrated by Satan.

Franklin who leads the Billy Graham Evangelistic Association and Samaritan’s Purse dispatched chaplains to Colorado Springs to provide “emotional and spiritual support” after a gunman murdered five people in a gay nightclub.

This is the epitome of hypocrisy and cynicism, that’s like an Aryan Nations’ congregation dispatching their pastor to lend support to the community where an African American church was fire bombed.

For someone who incites violence against the LGBT community pretending to engage in ministry after such a violent act does nothing but further traumatize the victims. Franklin’s brand is synonymous with misogyny, homophobia and racism, and he and his minions aren’t welcome in Colorado Springs.

Fortunately, LGBTQ ministers who embody the loving and caring spirt of Jesus Christ are on scene at the nightclub providing comfort and love.

Trump Screams at Kanye West When the Rapper Asked Him to be His Running Mate in 2024

At Mar-a-Lago, Donald Trump’s palatial resort, he holds sway over his sycophants and hanger-on’s like the Pope at the Vatican.  Mar-a-Lago is the evangelical Mecca where anyone who seeks to be a power player in Republican politics makes a pilgrimage to kiss the Orange Messiah’s ring.

Imagine Trump’s incredulity and outrage when renowned anti-Semite Kanye West visited him at Mar-a-Lago to inform him that not only was he planning on running for president in 2024, but he wanted Trump to be his running mate. That’s like a house slave telling the master of the plantation that he’s planning on marrying his daughter.

Trump reacted with outrage, screaming at Kanye that he was going to lose and insulting his ex-wife, Kim Kardashian. Kanye has an ego as huge as Trump’s, but he doesn’t know his role as an Uncle Tom. He’s supposed to praise Trump, don a MAGA hat and wear an Uncle Tom grin whenever he’s in his presence, but he’s never supposed to forget that he is an inferior by virtue of his black skin.

Trump is correct that Kanye will lose if he runs for president in 2024. The moron ran for president in 2020, appeared on the ballot in only 12 states and collected around 60,000 votes out of an estimated 160 million.  

I wouldn’t pay a dime to watch a Kanye West concert, but I would have paid thousands of dollars to witness the disgraced rapper ask Trump if he wanted to be his running mate.