Can You Imagine Trump Revealing That Extraterrestrials Are Real?

On Monday, the Pentagon released three videos depicting UFO’s executing flying maneuvers that defy the laws of physics. Some people are wondering if the government is preparing us for the greatest reveal in human history: extraterrestrials are real and they’ve made contact with us.

When our president is suggests that injecting or swallowing disinfectants may kill the coronavirus, naturally we all hope there’s intelligent life somewhere in the universe.

According to Wikipedia The Milky Way contains between 100 and 400 billion stars and at least 100 billion planets, you don’t have to be a rocket scientist to deduce that there’s probably intelligent extraterrestrial beings.

I’m praying that extraterrestrials will never make contact with us, because if an alien says “take me to your leader” and we introduce him to grotesquely obese Donald Trump with his urine-colored hair and mouth that looks like a sphincter, he may just destroy our planet.

I don’t think the Pentagon has proof that extraterrestrials have visited our planet, because Trump wouldn’t be able to keep his mouth shut. If Trump had proof that extraterrestrials are real can you imagine him at his next press conference:

My fellow Americans, I will soon make the most important announcement in history. No king, president or dictator has ever made such a huge and mindboggling proclamation as I will make sometime before the election. When I make this bigly revelation, I will win in the biggest landslide in American history.  

According to The New York Post the Grotesquely Obese Trump is so Busy He Doesn’t Have Time to Eat Lunch

Donald Trump could probably spare himself from an ulcer or two and reduce his risk of a stroke or heart attack if he didn’t read the New York Time. Unfortunately, for him the Times prints all the news that’s fit to print, including the myriad mistakes and missteps of the utterly corrupt and inept Trump administration.

Recently the newspaper of record printed a story that detailed Trump’s daily routine during the coronavirus pandemic – including the fact that he “arrives in the Oval Office these days as late as noon when he is usually in a sour mood after his morning marathon of television.”

Trump immediately responded on his medium of choice, Twitter:

“I work from early in the morning until late at night, haven’t left the White House in many months (except to launch Hospital Ship Comfort) in order to take care of Trade Deals, Military Rebuilding etc., and then I read a phony story in the failing @nytimes about my work …”

True to form Trump’s sycophants in the White House immediately lied to cover up the fact that their boss is a lazy liar. These “yes men” spoke to the other major New York newspaper, The New York Post, that has only a fraction of the credibility of the New York Times. Here’s what these stooges told the Post:

New chief of staff Mark Meadows maintains that his biggest concern in his new job is making sure Trump gets some time to get a quick bite to eat. An unnamed source said that “there are times when lunch isn’t even a thought. A lot of time there’s either no time for lunch or there is 10 minutes for lunch.”

The stable genius spends his morning hours indulging in his favorite executive pastime of watching the morning cable news shows and snacking on junk food. By the time he walks into the Oval Office he is full of piss and vinegar from enduring the objective reporting on CNN and MSNBC that accurately depicts him as a corrupt and feckless buffoon.

The reporting of the New York Times is spot on, all you have to do is take one look at the grotesquely obese Trump to discern that the lazy POS spends all his time watching TV, and that he never misses any breakfast, lunch or dinner.

Joe Biden’s Tweet ‘I Can’t Believe I Have to Say This, But Please Don’t Drink Bleach’ Most Liked Tweet of the Year

“I can’t believe I have to say this, but please don’t drink bleach,”

Joe Biden Tweet

Biden posted this “No Shit” tweet one day after the very stable genius suggested scientists investigate whether they could inject coronavirus patients with disinfectants as a treatment.

Scientists, physicians, pundits and politicians have uttered the phrase “I can’t believe I have to say this”, more than once after a Trump statement about the coronavirus pandemic.

At the beginning of the pandemic how many times did we hear authority figures exclaim “I can’t believe I have to say this”, when Trump said that there were only 15 cases of COVID-19 and it would soon be zero. Or when the president exclaimed, “One day, it’s like a miracle, it will disappear.”

Unfortunately, we must continue to preface our responses to Trump’s idiotic comments by saying, “I can’t believe I have to say this” because his followers are so gullible and just plain moronic.

Trump’s white evangelical base believes in miracles and the religious fanatics really believe their false messiah when he proclaims that one day the coronavirus pandemic will disappear, like a miracle.

It’s very dangerous when someone who isn’t a physician plays one on TV, especially when he’s an utter buffoon who happens to be the president of the United States.

I can’t believe I have to say this, but don’t drink bleach. Stick with your Kool-Aid you freaking idiot Trump supporters.

Trump Cultists, Go Ahead and Put Down the Kool-Aid and Swallow the Lysol

By virtue of the fact that Donald Trump is the President of the United States and the Leader of the Free World, we can’t dismiss out-of-hand every toxic tweet, incoherent statement and rambling speech.

But by the same token we’d be foolish to accept his every utterance as the Gospel truth worthy of serious consideration.

Old age, mental illness and just plain ugliness have taken a toll on the mind of the stable genius and he would be well-advised to carefully weigh his words and whenever possible stick to a prepared statement. Needless to say, a statement prepared by an aide who still has control of his mental faculties.

We all know how Trump rolls: he speaks without a filter and utters whatever vile, racist or idiotic thought has been germinating in his addled mind.

So, when Trump suggested to the scientists and physicians on his coronavirus response team that they should look into the possibility that injecting a person with disinfectant might kill the coronavirus, I just said to myself: There goes the fucking moron speaking out of his ass again.

Trying to make sense out of Trump’s vain babblings makes as much sense as trying to capture his farts in a bottle so they can be used as the main ingredient in perfume.

Unfortunately, Trump’s white evangelical base treats his every speech as the Sermon on the Mount, and his cultists are doubtless putting down their cups of Kool-Aid and looking under their kitchen sinks for disinfectant to inject or swallow. The world will end for these religious fanatics not with a bang or a whimper, but a gasp.

Is Kim Jong-un a Vegetable? Let’s Hope So!

Kim Jong Un’s health appears could be more serious than initially believed, according to reports.

Japanese magazine Shukan Gendai reported that Kim collapsed during a visit to a rural area in April. Kim reportedly required a stent procedure following the incident.

Shukan Gendai subsequently detailed how the surgeon in charge of Kim’s operation was not used to dealing with obese patients and was too nervous during the operation, leading to delays that left Kim in a ‘vegetative state.’

Fox News

North Korea is called the “Hermit Kingdom” for good reason, it’s almost impossible for outsiders to know what’s going on in the secretive country.

At first reports indicated that the Dear Leader was gravely ill following heart surgery, and now according to this Fox News article Kim is in a vegetative state after he collapsed during a visit to a rural area which required a stent procedure. You might as well read a pig’s entrails to try to discern the medical condition of the bloated dictator.

Reports indicated the surgeon in charge of Kim’s operation was not used to dealing with grotesquely obese patients and was too nervous during the operation which may have led to the dictator being rendered in a vegetative state. True the doctor may have been nervous because he didn’t have any experience operating on a whale, but I reckon the real reason he was so nervous is that he knew he would likely be killed if he botched the procedure.

Our world has been turned upside down because of the coronavirus pandemic and well can all use some good news. Kim has ordered hundred of thousands of his fellow countrymen to be killed, tortured and maimed; it would be poetic justice if he’s a vegetable.

Little Kim is a giant pile of steaming hot shit, and the doctors shouldn’t wait until he’s pronounced dead; he should be put through a meat grinder and his remains used as fertilizer.

Rosie O’Donnell Believes Trump Will Lose in a Landslide, She’s Wrong! Dead Wrong!

“I think November we’re going to be a landslide and take Donald Trump out, that’s what I have to believe. I firmly believe that the heart of the nation is bigger than his mental illness and people will rise to the occasion and vote him out.”

Rosie O’Donnell

O’Donnell and Trump have engaged in a decade-long feud, which precedes Trump’s career in politics. This long-simmering feud will occasionally boil over on Twitter to the entertainment of us all.

When the former talk show host and comedian says that she believes Trump will lose in a landslide it’s a product of wishful thinking more than anything else.

The fact is that landslide presidential victories are a thing of the past, our nation is bitterly divided on ideological grounds and a few thousand votes in a few counties in battleground states will decides who wins.

Trump is the worst president in history and in a normal world he would lose in a landslide, but we aren’t living in a sane world. There’s a better chance than not that the buffoonish and racist septuagenarian will defeat the kindhearted but Alzheimer’s impaired challenger.

The fact is that the heart of the nation isn’t bigger than Trump’s mental illness, there are too many white evangelicals who are as spiritually and mentally as their false messiah.

Trump will only lose if every Democrat votes and encourages their friends and family members to vote as well.

Michelle Obama Would be the Perfect Running Mate for Joe Biden

Joe Biden says he would take Michelle Obama to be his running mate for the 2020 presidential election.

The presumptive Democratic presidential nominee told KDKA’s Jon Delano that the former first lady would be a strong addition as VP if he thought she would accept the nomination.

‘I’d take her in a heartbeat,’ Biden said on Monday. ‘She’s brilliant. She knows the way around. She is a really fine woman. The Obamas are great friends.’

KDKA CBS News

Vice presidents have so little to do and so little influence on the president’s policies, that Franklin D. Roosevelt’s vice president, John Nance Garner, famously described the vice presidency as being “not worth a bucket of warm piss.”

But in this election cycle with an incumbent septuagenarian and a septuagenarian challenger it’s vitally important whom Joe Biden selects as his running mate.

Biden, 77, Is in obvious physical and mental decline and he’s fortunate that because of the coronavirus pandemic he doesn’t have to undergo the rigors of a traditional general election campaign. I don’t think he could survive a general election campaign, let alone a four-year term.

Biden has already committed to choosing a woman as his running mate and many eminently qualified females are in the mix: Sen. Kamala Harris, Sen. Amy Klobuchar, Sen. Elizabeth Harris …

But choosing Michelle Obama would guarantee Biden victory; she’s relatively young, universally admired, blessed with unmatched name recognition and definitely qualified.

The only problem is that Obama has shown no interest in being Biden’s running mate. In fact, in her bestselling memoir, Becoming, released in 2018 she wrote:

“I’ll say it here directly: I have no intention of running for office, ever.”

Let’s pray that she will change her mind for the good of the country. The racist Trump has done everything possible to reverse and undo Barack Obama’s accomplishments and it would be poetic justice if he lost to a Biden/Obama ticket.

Trump Tweets Congratulations to Residents of The Villages! For What?

The Villages in Sumter County, Florida is the largest retirement community in the world. At least one person in a household living in The Villages must be 55 or older, and no on under the age of 19 may permanently reside in The Villages.

The Villages is the spiritual and political Mecca for retired Republicans. According to Wikipedia, the racial makeup of The Villages is 98.3% White, 0.3% African American, 0.1% Native American and %1.8Hispanic.

Needless to say, residents of The Villages voted overwhelmingly for Trump. The Villages is a paradise for Republicans and they probably wish they could live forever because the diversity of heaven will be a huge letdown. Not that I’m expecting too many of these racists to be admitted through the pearly gates.

The Villages is the home of the largest veteran population anywhere in the United States that doesn’t have a military base. Nobody should be surprised that The Villages is a MAGA stronghold, and Trump has visited the retirement community numerous times.

Trump praised The Villages on Twitter today:

Congratulations to all of my many friends at The Villages in Florida on having done so well, and with such great spirit, during these rather unusual times. So proud of everyone! Mark Morse & Gary Lester have really stepped up to the plate. Hope to see everyone soon.

The residents of The Villages have not done well in reference to their response to the coronavirus pandemic. One hundred residents have tested positive for the virus after the community refused to cancel a number of events where hundreds gathered.

I have very little in common with a community of elderly white Republicans who worship the orange false Messiah, but I don’t wish them ill and I hope they will deserve to be congratulated by taking the coronavirus seriously.

During the Coronavirus Pandemic We Don’t Need a President Who Never Takes Responsibility for His Mistakes

President Harry S. Truman famously kept a sign on his desk in the Oval Office that read, “The buck stops here.” The sign embodies the principle that the President is the ultimate authority and must accept responsibility for all the decision made by him and members of his administration.

A president can’t and shouldn’t be expected to run the executive branch by himself; he delegates tasks and responsibilities to Cabinet members and trusted aides best suited to tackle projects.  

A wise president will accept responsibly for all the triumphs and failures of his administration; the electorate doesn’t expect perfection from their commander-in-chief, but they do expect a modicum of humility and honesty.

Which brings us to Donald Trump, a narcissist who never accepted any blame for his failures and bankruptcies when he was a real estate developer, and has never accepted any blame for the myriad failures of his administration.

In three tumultuous years in office Trump has survived impeachment, numerous scandals by Cabinet members and general incompetence, without acknowledging any mistakes or failures.

Now the Trump administration, and indeed the entire world, is dealing with the coronavirus pandemic, and the stable genius has utterly failed in handling the crisis, but true to form he praises himself for his excellent management.

In the daily coronavirus task force press briefing Trump passes the buck, he spends almost all of his time trying to burnish his image and lying about his belated and faulty response to the emergency. He’s blamed the media, Democrats, China and the WHO for failing to contain the pandemic, everyone but himself.

A president who is so weak and insecure that he never takes responsibility for his failures is unfortunate in a time of peace and prosperity, but it’s a disaster during an existential crisis.

Democrats Shouldn’t Hesitate to Call Donald Trump Insane

“It becomes increasingly evident, with Trump’s every social media post, public utterance and policy directive, that our president suffers from a severe form of mental illness. His insanity threatens millions of lives, and has become particularly dangerous during the most devastating public health crisis in the last 100 years.

For all the criticism that Democrats and pundits advance against Trump, their refusal to state the obvious forces the American public to feel as if we are the ones confined to a mental institution. It also emboldens Trump, even as he prioritizes his fragile ego, his compulsion to appear infallible and political expediency above the lives of countless human beings.”

Salon

Donald Trump is mentally ill. Most Americans would readily agree that the man is off his rocker and needs to be committed.

You don’t have to be a rocket scientist or a shrink to discern that Trump is bat shit crazy. Trump exposes his insanity with every toxic tweet, incoherent coronavirus press briefing and rambling statement.

Only white evangelicals who have an unstable relationship with reality themselves, believe that the stable genius is not only sane but anointed by God to make America Great Again.

When an evangelical living in a trailer park believes that if he uses his only credit card that’s not been maxed out to send a donation to his favorite televangelist so that God will lift him out of poverty, you can understand why these fundamentalists believe Trump when he makes the crazy promise to build a wall from sea to sea on our southern border and that Mexico will pay for it.

Democratic leaders don’t demur to call Trump a liar or even a fascist but they are reluctant to state the obvious, that he’s mentally unfit. Dems are stung by their failure to impeach and remove Trump from office; therefore, they balk at saying that he should be removed from office via the 25th Amendment. I’m still waiting for a Chuck Schumer or a Joe Biden to declare that the stable genius should be immediately removed via the 25th Amendment and committed to an insane asylum or thrown in a military prison.

The truth is that Democrats aren’t going to say that Trump is freaking nuts and needs to be removed from office via the 25th Amendment. I only hope and pray that America will survive the coronavirus pandemic with a madman at the helm until Biden win the election and assumes office.

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