Dementia Don Has Lost Ability to Read an Audience

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Donald Trump is widely criticized as incompetent, temperamental, vindictive, inconsistent, uninformed, and corrupt. In short, he is a buffoon who gives off a malodorous stench of sulfur and excrement.

However, the former reality-show host has a talent for self-promotion and a keen ability to read an audience. His skill at grifting has helped make him a multibillionaire, while his instinct for appealing to crowds has won him millions of devoted followers.

However, dementia has steadily eroded his ability to read an audience. In his prime, he instinctively knew how to appeal to his most fervent supporters, using provocative rhetoric and memorable catchphrases that resonated with his racist and homophobic base.

But his crowds are no longer enthralled by his rants, they scroll on their cellphones, chew tobacco and flirt with their cousins while he rambles incoherently.

It was bad enough when he had no control of his bowel movements, but now he has little control of his speech. Once he launches into his rambling “weave” style of speaking, he becomes so incoherent that he loses his thread entirely, leaving his audience dazed and confused.

The only place where Dementia Don should speak is at a rest home or an asylum.

Boomers: Text, Don’t Leave a Damn Voicemail

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I am tempted to disable voicemail on my smartphone; I feel nauseated whenever my phone alerts me to a new message.

I cannot remember the last time voicemail brought good news; it is usually a scam, a collection agency, a wrong number, or a clueless boomer leaving a message that should have been a text.

Boomers may not have many days left, but they act as if they have all the time in the world, patiently waiting for the beep before leaving a long, confusing message.

Boomers mistakenly believe a ringing phone must be answered immediately, but younger generations feel no such obligation and will let it go to voicemail, especially if Nana or crazy Aunt Mary is calling.

Boomers, for the love of God stop leaving voice mail messages. Every time you leave a voice message, they google for an inexpensive nursing home in your area.

Break the habit and send a text instead.

Evangelical Influencer Preaches to Captive Audience on a Plane

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There is nothing more insidious than an online influencer, and there is nothing cringier than an evangelical influencer. You think snakes on a plane is terrifying, imagine being stuck on a plane with an evangelical influencer.

Presley Mae Foster, a faith-based content creator, posted a video that drew more than three million views. In it, she delivered a sermonette, subjecting captive passengers to her fundamentalist version of Christianity.

I would rather be stuck on an airplane with a bevy load of sumo wrestlers suffering from explosive diarrhea than being trapped with just one MAGA evangelical with diarrhea of the mouth.

Imagine the plight of the hapless passengers: their plane is delayed on the tarmac, they are probably wondering what else could go wrong, and then this influencer starts discussing her faith with everyone onboard. It is like, bitch read the room, nobody wants to hear your shit. I would rather hear a wretched soul afflicted with Fournier’s gangrene, a rapidly spreading necrotizing infection of the perineum and genitalia, discuss his prognosis.

Foster said she felt the Holy Spirit urging her to share her faith. But the first rule of airplane etiquette is simple: if the Holy Ghost, Casper the Friendly Ghost, or any other spirit tells you to stand in the aisle and preach—or hold forth on any subject—don’t. Call Ghostbusters and have those mischievous ghosts removed.

Get Your Poop on with ‘Let Loose’ ‘Sh*t Shoes’

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Critics condemn my blog for its frequent use of epithets and vulgar metaphors, claiming it has gone to shit.

This essay about “shit shoes” will certainly provide them with ammunition to blast my colorful opinion pieces.

Gut health brand Let Loose is selling “Shit Shoes,” 7-inch-tall, 1970s-style platform shoes designed to improve posture during bowel movements. The shoes straighten the rectum while in use, making stool easier to pass without straining.

I do not normally give a shit about bathroom posture or etiquette, but if this funky footwear helps me avoid straining and getting hemorrhoids, I’m in.

So, if someone hears me blasting “Staying Alive” or “I Will Survive” while in the shitter, do not be alarmed, I am only setting the proper vibe while this platform shoes wearing fool drops a deuce.

If you thought John Travolta looked cool walking in the opening scene of “Saturday Night fever,” wait until you see me strut to the bathroom in my Shit Shoes.

We Need a Charlie Kirk Statue with Hole in Neck

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New York sculptor Sergio Furnari seems out of step with the moment: unable to read the room, out of his element, and moving against the current.

This moron spent $100,000 of his own money to build a life-size statue of Charlie Kirk, only to find that no one wants to buy it.

The MAGA artist broke his foot while working on the monstrosity after tripping over a roll of tape in his studio. He should have taken it as a sign that the Almighty disapproved of his tribute to a racist piece of shit.

Furnari imagined the statue of the deceased far-right provocateur would be displayed in Times Square. Instead, he has been inundated with texts and emails from outraged New Yorkers who say they intend to urinate or defecate on the sculpture.

Furnari’s so-called “work of art” may find admirers in the gaudy confines of Mar-a-Lago, the gilded White House, or the pit of hell, but it has no place in New York, America’s multicultural mecca.

I lack the talent and skill to be a sculptor, but I am blessed with imagination, and I believe I could create a Charlie Kirk statue that New Yorkers would embrace.

I would design a water-fountain sculpture of Kirk with water flowing from a hole in his neck. The grotesque piece would stand in the middle of a pool overrun with mosquitoes and algae. Instead of tossing pennies into the pool for good luck, people could toss bullets.

Kirk may have been eulogized as a saint a year ago, but even the most devoted MAGA loyalists now recognize him as divisive and failed internet prankster. Screw Charlie Kirk, screw Furnari, and screw anyone who still admires him.

Watching Bison Fling Colonizer Grandpop in the Air an Orgasmic Experience

In the year 1800, there were an estimated 30 million to 60 million American bison roaming across North America. As European colonizers expanded westward, they slaughtered bison for hides, meat and leather, severely thinning the herds. The American military engaged in a systematic campaign to eradicate bison, and thereby wiping out Native Americans who relied on bison as their primary food source, clothing and livelihood.

The American government was ruthlessly efficient in killing millions of Native Americans and American bison, to the point that by 1900 the population of bison dropped to as few as 24 animals taking refuge in Yellowstone.

Modern wildlife conservation has successfully restored Yellowstone National Park’s bison population to about 5,000.

A descendant of the colonizers was taking photographs of a bison, when the angry animal ran him down and flipped the elderly hillbilly-looking moron 8ft in the air.

The hero bison exacted revenge for the millions of bison and Indians slaughtered by the colonizers.

Few things in recent memory have brought me as much joy as watching the bison launch that trespassing colonizer into the air. The Facebook algorithm understands me better than my family; every other post in my feed is a bison meme. I no longer count sheep to fall asleep—I count flying hillbillies.

E. Jean Carroll Collects $5 Million Damage Award from Trump

Three years after a jury determined that President Donald Trump had to pay $5 million in damages to journalist E. Jean Carroll for abuse and defamation, she has finally been paid.

To be clear, after sexual predator Donald Trump was found guilty of sexual abuse in a civil trial, he refused to accept the verdict and defamed Carroll and was held legally and financially responsible in a subsequent trial.

Trump uses his immense wealth and political power to get away with insurrection, corruption, sexual harassment, fraud and all manner of other crimes, but at least in this case he discovered that nobody is above the law, not even the president of the United States.

Carroll, a frail octogenarian, wasn’t afraid to take the most powerful man in the world to court. “I don’t understand how people can be afraid of a fat elderly man who wears apricot makeup”, she famously quipped.

If only Carroll would inspire Republican politicians to confront Trump’s corruption. Why are they terrified of a silly fat man, with a mouth that looks like an anus, and a neck that looks like a vagina? For the love of God, stand up to the petulant man-child!

Lindsey Graham Dead at 71, Good Riddance

Sen. Lindsey Graham, known for his support of the fascist President Donald Trump and the genocidal state of Israel, died after a “brief and sudden illness,” per his office.

He died suddenly of a heart attack without an opportunity to reflect on his greatest successes and his most agonizing regrets.

I suspect his greatest personal regret was never coming out. In Washington, and far beyond it, everyone knew he was gay. Gaydar was not needed to reach that conclusion; even Edith Bunker would have realized that he sashayed on the gay side of the street.

Although Senator Lindsey Graham was not as openly anti-LGBTQ as Rep. Andy Ogles, who posted an explicitly anti-gay message on social media during Pride Month, Graham’s career was marked by a consistent voting record against LGBTQ rights and protections.

He died without publicly presenting his true self, and he will be remembered as an adversary of the community to which he belonged.

His greatest political mistake was embracing Donald Trump, whom he once condemned in stark terms. In 2016, Graham warned that if Republicans nominated Trump, “we will get destroyed, and we will deserve it.” He also called Trump “a kook” and “a race-baiting, xenophobic religious bigot.”

After Trump’s 2016 victory, Graham reversed course and became ensconced in Trump’s rectum until his death. He will be remembered as a supporter of the incompetent, corrupt, and evil Trump, whom he secretly despised.

His greatest foreign policy mistake was supporting the genocidal state of Israel, the blood of thousands of Palestinians, Lebanese and Iranians is on his hands. Graham put the interests of Israel over those of the USA, and he will be remembered as a heartless monster who was complicit in the genocide of the Palestinian people.

I do not mourn the passing of Graham. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Walking Down Stairs is an Existential Threat for Trump

Climbing stairs may seem more physically demanding than going down them, but descending actually places greater physical, visual, and neurological demands on the brain.

Trump’s cautious movements on stairs have become a recurring symbol of his stumbling administration. Videos have shown him repeatedly climbing—and especially descending—stairs with visible hesitation.

When the morbidly obese octogenarian descends the stairs from Air Force One, he moves slowly and deliberately, eyes fixed on each step. He pauses on a small landing to steady himself before continuing his precarious descent, one tiny hand gripping the bannister the entire way.

It is easy to see why descending stairs seems so daunting for Trump: he must rely on his swollen cankles to support his heavy frame while trusting his bruised and decomposing tiny hand to steady him on the way down.

It would not be surprising if Trump saw his pathetic and miserable life flash before his eyes every time, he walked down stairs.

Trump’s Reading List: Newspapers Articles About Him

President Barack Obama, a former constitutional law professor, regularly publishes widely anticipated reading lists. He established this tradition during his presidency and continues to share curated selections of his favorite books multiple times a year.

Not only presidents but most politicians and other public figures love to share their favorite books to show off their intellectual gravitas.

President Donald Trump, a former reality show star and WWE wrestler, has never published a reading list. If he did my guess is that it would be a carefully curated list of coloring books and comic books.

Recently Trump appeared on a podcast hosted by Second Lady Usha Vance. The show called Storytime with the Second Lady, features casual conversation alongside literary readings.

The Second Lady, taking into consideration her guest’s dementia and functional illiteracy, invited him for an episode featuring children’s books.

During the episode, Vance asked the president whether he had “any time to read for fun these days.”

Trump replied: “I am currently reading Ecclesiastes, a book about the search for meaning in a world that is temporary, unpredictable, and often unfair. And for light reading I consume anything written by Proust.  

This is the buffoon’s real answer:

“So, I end up reading mostly newspapers. I usually read stories about myself.”

Off course the fucking narcissistic morn reads only newspaper articles about himself. God, I can’t wait until the Grim Reaper flushes the steaming pile of human shit down the toilet.

I Can’t Wait Until Death Finally Silences Trump

The D.C Independence Day fireworks show which commenced after Donald Trump delivered his divisive and self-aggrandizing tirade concluded just moments before midnight.

After a day of bombast, braggadocio, and bile, one might have expected the octogenarian president to go straight to bed. But at 1:21 a.m., Trump was still active online doing the devil’s work, sharing a graphic that read:

“Over 273 Americans have been shot since the war in IRAN began … in Chicago.” The racist insomniac attempted to downplay the fatalities from his illegal, immoral, unjustified war in Iran by comparing the war’s death toll to that of the crime rate in a city led by a black Democratic mayor.

The death of one American soldier is too many, in a war of choice that only served the interests of the genocidal state of Israel.

The conflict has also caused thousands of deaths across the Middle East, including 120 schoolgirls targeted by an American Tomahawk missile. We are all God’s children, and the deaths of civilians in Lebanon and Iran are as tragic as the death of any American.

We long for the day when Sleepy Don finally goes to sleep and does not wake up, so we never again have to read his despicable posts.

An Exhausted Nation Prays Trump Will Suffer Fatal Heat Stroke July 4th

Donald Trump, the morbidly obese octogenarian with cardiovascular issues, made the following comments while speaking in Medora, North Dakota, during the inaugural events of The Theodore Roosevelt Presidential Library on July 1, 2026:

“And this week we look back on 250 years of glorious freedom and we took so much time and so much effort. And by the way on July 4th it’s going to be approximately 107 degrees out and I’m going to go and I’m going to make a really long speech just to show that I can do anything. It’s going to be 107.”

Theodore Roosevelt was famously sickly as a child, but he transformed himself into one of the most vigorous and passionate outdoorsmen in American presidential history. Trump, driven by ego, appeared to be trying to persuade his supporters that he is as healthy as Roosevelt was in his prime.

Considering that Trump is going to be wearing a dark blue suit in 107° weather, with his red tie choking his vagina, it would not be surprising if he suffered a heat stroke. If the buffoon teetered on his cankles and dropped dead while preaching to the choir, it would be the most glorious July 4th in the long history of our country.

It is illegal and immoral to threaten the life of the President, but there’s no law against praying or wishing that the steaming pile of shit, known as Donald J. Trump, dies of a heat stroke this July 4th.

I Will Age Gracefully

Social media influencers, the vast majority falling between the ages of 21 and 31, are obsessed with physical aesthetics, they make a lucrative income hawking beauty treatments, diet pills, and any product that will make their followers look eternally prepubescent.

Although TikTok does not explicitly exclude older users, its youth-driven platform can feel surreal and disorienting for senior citizens. We feel like fish out of water, adrift in a toxic, artificial environment. Thanks, but I will stick with Facebook, even if it is nearly as obsolete as MySpace.

Fortunately, I am tired of unrealistic beauty standards, and I gave up trying to look younger than my chronological age decades ago. I embrace my bald pate, my beer belly, and my wrinkled visage. I am not in the market for Wegovy or Botox, and I feel emancipated. I will never look at my mirror and see Mickey Rourke staring back at me.

Age-defying products and procedures are costly illusions. We cannot defy, cheat, or postpone death; we are all inexorably moving toward our appointment with the Grim Reaper.

Evangelicals Humiliated as Trump Falls Asleep on Them

Members of the Religious Liberty Commission—composed almost entirely of evangelical Christians, along with a token Jewish rabbi and a couple of Catholics—went to the White House to pay homage to their orange messiah.

They whispered sweet nothings in Trump’s ear, specifically that there should be “bridges” between church and state rather than “a wall of separation” as Thomas Jefferson advocated.

The MAGA cult has already succeeded in bulldozing the wall of separation between religion and politics, and they are well on their way to establishing a White Christian Nationalist theocracy.

Evangelicals formed a circle around Trump, reminiscent of a circle jerk, who was seated at his desk in the Oval Office, as they left him drenched in their praise.

The irreligious sociopath has nothing but contempt for these useful idiots, evidenced by his nodding off while they fluffed the object of their adoration. Even Paula White’s platinum blonde sexuality and Ben Carson’s Uncle Tom coonery was unable to keep Trump from falling asleep.

While Trump is sleeping, his cabinet of grifters and fraudsters, and his religious advisers of con artists and haters are destroying our democracy.

Time to wake up America.

Fewer People are Naming Their Baby ‘Donald’

“Fewer Americans are naming their children “Donald” than ever, hitting a new low in the president’s second term.

Social Security Administration (SSA) data shows 2025 was the lowest point in recorded history for the name, with Donald only ranking 690th among the most popular names in the U.S.”

AOL

Ever since I watched Karen Allen played the iconic role of Marion Ravenwood in Raiders of the Lost Ark, the name “Karen” conjures up images of the sultry actress.

In the late 2010’s the internet adopted “Karen” as a pejorative slang term. It became universal shorthand for an entitled middle-aged woman who weaponizes her white privilege against retail employees, service staff, especially if they are people of color.

Now, when I hear the name “Karen,” I no longer think of Karen Allen in her prime, with her warm brown hair, striking blue eyes, and calming smile. Instead, I picture a frumpy MAGA bitch hell-bent on harassing minorities.

The name “Karen” is now anathema not only to me but to many others. Parents have largely stopped choosing it for their daughters, fearing the name will expose them to teasing and bullying.

As a child, my favorite cartoon character was Donald Duck, a flawed figure I could relate to. The smallest annoyance—whether a noisy alarm clock or a buzzing bee—could send him into a temper tantrum of biblical proportions.

The name “Donald” once evoked nostalgic memories of my childhood; now it calls to mind the disgraceful figure of the steaming pile of human shit, Donald Trump. I understand why parents are reluctant to give their innocent newborns such a reviled name.

Trump-Meloni Feud

Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni, 49, is the mirror image of an American MAGA evangelical. She has built her political brand around Italy’s Roman Catholic heritage and traditional family values. She uses her Roman Catholic identity to buttress her political platform, advocating for policies that resonate with Trump supporters, like opposing abortion and LGBTQ rights.

President Donald Trump and Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni are close ideological allies, but they are hardly bosom buddies. The mercurial U.S. president has turned against her amid geopolitical rifts over America’s illegal and immoral war of choice in Iran.

Perhaps the main reason Trump shows Meloni so little respect is that he cannot regard a female political leader as his equal.

Trump sparked a feud with his Italian counterpart by falsely claiming she had begged him for a photograph at the G7 Summit in France and that he agreed only out of pity. The claim is plainly false: world leaders kept their distance from Trump and appeared eager to avoid being near him. Who would want to be within smelling distance of his bad breath and soiled diapers?

The attractive Meloni angrily denied the claim, calling it “made up,” but the repulsive octogenarian doubled down in a post on Truth Social, saying Meloni had asked “over and over” for a photograph during the summit. Trump should not flatter himself; no woman wants a photo-op with such a loathsome creature.

Trump’s pettiness and ego have jeopardized America’s relationship with an ally simply because the female prime minister challenged his self-aggrandizing lie.

Canada Combats Hate Speech by Stripping Religious Protections

Our more enlightened and democratic neighbor to the north passed “the Combatting Hate Act” (Bill C-9), a law designed to strengthen the Criminal Code against hate crimes, protect community gathering spaces, and ban the public display of specific hate or terrorist symbols.

Evangelicals have their panties in a twist because The Act repealed a long-standing defense in the Criminal Code that protected individuals from hate convictions if they were expressing a religious opinion “in good faith” or quoting a religious text.

There is no hate quite like “Christian love.” Under the Act, so-called Christians can no longer protest outside a gay-affirming church, call its members an abomination deserving death, and then claim exemption from hate-speech laws because they are quoting the Bible.

This legislation does not apply to private conversations; evangelicals are free to participate in a circle jerk and rail against gays and lesbians.

For millennia Christians have engaged in hateful rhetoric and acts of violence that spring from such hateful speech and used the Bible as justification.

In America under Donald Trump’s fascist regime evangelicals feel emboldened to engage in hate speech against immigrants, the LGBT community and racial minorities, but at least in Canada they will think twice before publicly engaging in hate speech.

The Truth Will Defeat Pathological Liar Trump

“Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.”

John 8: 444

Donald Trump embodies the deceitful spirit of Satan, the narcissist lies about his personal appearance, his health, and his cognitive acuity. It would not be so bad if he only lied about relatively inconsequential matters like the size of his manhood or his weight.

But the liar-in-chief has a documented history of making false or misleading claims about critical political and geopolitical issues. Trump’s lie that Iran posed an existential nuclear threat to the USA resulted in an illegal and immoral war of choice. His penchant for mendacity has been widely tracked by fact-checking organizations, the Washington Post has documented tens of thousands of false or misleading statements throughout his political career.

White evangelical Christians have rejected Jesus Christ who is the Truth and have embraced the pathological liar as their messianic Fuhrer for their White Nationalist Christian regime.  

Trump’s MAGA supporters present themselves as carrying out a divine mission while spreading misinformation and disinformation to advance his authoritarian agenda. Evangelicals recognize that Trump frequently lies, yet they tolerate it as long as he promotes a platform rooted in racism, homophobia, misogyny, and xenophobia.

We must confront Trump and his MAGA movement not with memes, AI videos, or mean tweets, but with the truth embedded in the Constitution.

Don’t Ignore Boomers

Young people are often naturally expressive: they may speak loudly, dress boldly, and play music at high volume, often unaware that older people may find it overwhelming.

Young folks yearn to be seen, and they use social media to amplify their dreams, hobbies and even the banal activities of their everyday life.

Boomers have already made their mark on life, for good or ill, and they are not as desperate as millennials and Gen Zers to convince their friends and family and society at large that they are with the “in crowd.”

But we do not want to be ignored or overlooked; feeling unwanted often makes us feel invisible and pushed into the background.

We may have stopped caring about trying to look youthful or fashionable, but that does not mean we have given up on life, and we still want to be an integral part of society.

We are not a faceless group; we are unique individuals who simply desire to be recognized and treated with respect.

I Call BS on Boomer Saying, ‘It’s Better to be an Hour Early than a Minute Late’

If I had a dime for every time a baby boomer said, “It’s better to be an hour early than a minute late,” I would be rich. This familiar saying echoes Shakespeare’s line, “Better three hours too soon than a minute too late.” In the Bard’s time, however, keeping time was far less precise than it is today. Rather than tracking minutes and seconds, people relied on sundials and hourglasses to measure the passing hours.

Boomers did not grow up with GPS-synchronized wristwatches and clock radios, and because people’s timepieces were often out of sync, they developed a habit of arriving early to avoid being late.

Today everyone is running on GPS time, and there is no reason to arrive early for a doctor’s appointment, a dinner date, or any other occasion.

Although punctuality is a virtue, arriving too early can be an inconvenience today. Arriving too early can cause undue stress on family, colleagues, and medical providers.

I am a boomer, but my motto is that it is better to arrive a minute early than a minute late. I do not want to create awkwardness by showing up an hour early for a family dinner or a medical appointment.

I am flexible, but many boomers are set in their ways and unlikely to change to accommodate younger people. Younger folks would be well-advised to tell them an event starts an hour later than it actually does.

Robert Jeffress’ Toupee is as Fake as his Christianity

Robert Jeffress, the evangelical pastor of the First Baptist Church megachurch in Dallas, is one of Donald Trump’s most strident supporters.

Jeffress first offered his public support for Donald Trump in September 2015, and he has remained a loyal booster through every political scandal, profane outburst, criminal act and outrageous antic that makes a mockery of the Gospel of Jesus Christ.

To his credit, Jeffress acknowledges that Trump has not earned his loyalty by reflecting the ethical teachings of Jesus. In a 2016 NPR interview, he explained:

“I don’t want some meek and mild leader or somebody who’s going to turn the other cheek. I’ve said I want the meanest, toughest SOB I can find to protect this nation. And so that’s why Trump’s tone doesn’t bother me.”

Trump’s homophobia, misogyny, dishonesty, xenophobia, and plain cruelty warm his heart and stiffens his wood.

Jeffress is also drawn to Trump for his ruthless business style and his ability to exploit his followers. He admires the grifter-in-chief and seems to envy Trump’s success at extracting money from supporters.

The televangelist is often seen wearing his signature bright red tie, which he likely chooses as a tribute to his orange messiah.

I am sick and tired of the fake Christianity of Trump’s MAGA supporters, their mode of Christianity is as fake as Jeffress’ ridiculously fake toupee.

Trump’s Supporters Ritually Kiss His Anus

Dementia, disease, and a dissolute lifestyle have taken an incredible toll on Donald Trump’s corpse. Syphilis rash has ravished the side of his neck, a vain addiction to orange spray tan has cursed him with raccoon eyes, a series of mini strokes  has left him with a droopy stroke face, male pattern baldness has thinned out his wispy urine-colored hair, skin elasticity loss is to blame for his neck resembling a prolapsed vagina, disgusting doll hands are a giveaway that he has a micro-penis, but his most disgusting feature is his sphincter-shaped mouth.

Several Bible verses describe the Almighty speaking the universe into existence: “For he spoke, and it came to be, he commanded, and it stood firm.”

In the Bible, the mouth primarily symbolized communication, the condition of the inner heart, and the power of human speech to create or destroy. When the orange antichrist speaks or tweets, he creates chaos and confusion; his words have incited racism, violence, division and all manner of evil.

Osculum infame is a witch’s ritual greeting upon meeting Satan. The name means the shameful kiss since it involves kissing the devil’s anus.

Trump’s sycophantic supporters greet him with a kiss firmly planted on his asshole, in most cases they do so metaphorically and in a few cases, it is a literal kiss on his anus. If Senator Lindsey Graham, House Speaker Mike Johnson, Senator Tim Scott and Vice President JD Vance mouths are swabbed by a physician, they will test positive for Trump’s rectal bacteria.

I would rather eat a zombie’s ass than show any kind of affection for Trump; cowards and idiots who kiss his ass deserve to burn in hell.

Big Brother is Watching

Anyone can legally film you without your permission or consent in a public place. When you are out in a public space, such as a public street, sidewalk, or city park, you have no “reasonable expectation of privacy.”

With doorbell and surveillance cameras now everywhere, it is nearly impossible to walk down a street in any city, large or small, without being recorded many times.

That studious looking gentleman seating in the bar stool next to you might be wearing a camera built directly into the frame of his glasses, videotaping you as you gulp one shot after another.

The moment you step outside, your own Ring camera may record you, and cameras at stores, banks, and restaurants will likely do the same. This is the reality of modern life, and we have to accept it.

Therefore, we must always look sharp, not do anything shady, and behave as if Big Brother was walking by your side.

Before the digital age, people could sometimes get away with stealing a neighbor’s newspaper, failing to pick up after their dog on a well-kept lawn, or urinating in an alley. Not anymore—because cameras are everywhere, you are much more likely to be caught.

Welcome to the 21st century: Big Brother is watching. So, behave yourself, or someone may record you acting like a Karen.

Don’t Be Surprised Evangelicals Have an Affinity for Trump’s Fascist Regime

Many Americans are baffled by MAGA evangelicals’ affiliation and spirited defense of the fascist Trump Administration. They have a tough time understanding how a movement that claims to follow the teachings of the peaceful, empathetic, and loving Jesus Christ can submit to a sociopath who is the antithesis of the founder of their faith.

I am not.

 Trump’s authoritarian and autocratic regime is tailor-made to appeal to the evangelical mindset. Evangelicals gravitate to megachurches ruled by authoritarian leaders who answer to nobody and have a penchant for making bombastic statements. Donald Trump is the epitome of a dictatorial leader who makes outlandish statements and answers to nobody not even the Constitution, naturally evangelicals worship him as their messiah.

Evangelicals are complicit with Trump is the dismantling of our democracy, they praise God for every anti-democracy statement or action by Trump and his cabal of sycophants. They are on a crusade to destroy democracy, while claiming that they are patriotic and freedom loving.

MAGA evangelicals fail to understand that democracy is an ongoing effort to build a more perfect union, not a finished product. In a healthy democracy, compromise and debate are essential values. Evangelical culture often emphasizes conformity, groupthink, and unquestioning loyalty to leaders, especially those who claim to speak for God.

Trump opposes democracy, and so do his evangelical supporters; we are in an existential struggle against them.

I Miss My Classic GE Alarm Clock Radio

I wear a smartwatch with an alarm and keep my phone on the nightstand within arm’s reach while I sleep. Many other devices in my home also have built-in alarms.

I appreciate the convenience of modern alarm-equipped devices, which help me wake up on time and avoid missing appointments. Still, I miss the popular GE clock radios of the 1970s and 1980s. Their faux-woodgrain plastic cabinets and glowing red LED displays are etched in my memory.

Pressing the large snooze bar was deeply satisfying, silencing the alarm for a blissful nine minutes.

These once-ubiquitous radios now seem to survive mainly in bargain motel rooms—one small perk of being a cheapskate.

I imagine a peaceful death in hospice with a clock radio by my side. I’ll press the snooze button one last time as the palliative care nurse gives me a final dose of morphine. The last image in my mind will be that red LED display glowing in impenetrable darkness.