Moron Trump Praises English-Speaking Liberian President’s English

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During a meeting with African leaders at the White House the President of the United States and putative Leader of the Free World condescendingly praised the introductory remarks by Liberian President Joseph Boakai:

“Such good English, such beautiful—where did you learn to speak so beautifully?” Trump asked. “Where were you educated? Where? In Liberia?”

“Yes, sir,” Boakai answered.

“Well, that’s very interesting. It’s beautiful English. I have people at this table that can’t speak nearly as well,” Trump said.

Trump frequently brags that he knows the “best words”, but he speaks at a fourth-grade level, and I doubt Boakai felt flattered by the compliment emanating from such a moron.

Every time Trump opens his mouth, he embarrasses himself and America. The orange baboon knows nothing about a land he considers a “shithole country”, including the fact that English is the official language of Liberia.

Trump demonstrated what he really thinks about Liberia and other African countries when he dissolved the US Agency for International Development, US support made up almost 2.6 percent of Liberia’s gross national income.

Boakai, ever the consummate gentleman and cordial diplomat, laughed off Trump’s remark and didn’t raise offense to Trump’s compliment.

But as a plain-speaking blogger and embarrassed American, I am under no such restraints, and I speak for most of America when I say: Shut your piehole. I don’t know what’s worse, the diarrhea that pours out of your incontinent arsehole, or the racist and ignorant bile that spews from your sphincter-shaped mouth.

Evangelical Church Urges Trump Admin to Execute LGBTQ Americans

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“An Indiana church is urging the Trump administration to ‘execute’ members of the LGBTQ community because ‘the Bible teaches that those people are worthy of death.’

In a sermon titled, ‘Pray the Gay Away,’ Stephen Falco, an evangelical preacher with the Sure Foundation Baptist Church, yelled from the pulpit, ‘They’re all a bunch of fa**.”

Raw Story

The tribal God of the Old Testament demanded death, by stoning, for myriad offenses including working on the sabbath, adultery, false prophecy, consulting a witch, divination…

Mainline Protestants and most evangelicals have evolved theologically, morally, and ethically and do not expect this draconian penalty for these “sins” to be enacted by a civilized society.

However, evangelical Christians hate the LGBTQ community, and a few even believe they should be put to death.

If all false prophets (think Trump prophets), adulterers, horoscope aficionados, people who work on Sundays and gay people in evangelical congregations were put to death, the pews would be empty.

Evangelicals deflect and distract from their many transgressions by focusing all their rage on gay men. They hurl epithets at them, dehumanizing them and treating them like people with leprosy.

Extremists like Stephen Falco who call for the execution of members of the LGBTQ community are in the minority, but they allow ordinary evangelicals to rationalize that their homophobia is not so bad, after all they are not calling for them to be murdered.

Pray the Gay away? How about embracing, affirming, blessing and welcoming them to the fold?

Squirting Pink Phallic Symbol in Manhattan Sparks Debate

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“A provocative pink sculpture erected in one of New York City’s busiest destinations is enraging locals over its ‘grotesque’ look and not-so-subtle features.

The 10-foot-tall ‘Foot Fountain (pink),’ which is slated to grace Manhattan’s High Line Park through May 2026, is composed of a foot at its base with a flesh-colored column extending upward in all its phallic glory.”

Daily Mail

In a patriarchal society it is understandable that many of our cities have prominent phallic symbols erected to remind everyone that it’s a man’s world

In San Francisco, America’s Gay Mecca, the 210-foot Coit Tower was installed on top of Telegraph Hill. There’s the Ypsilanti Water Tower in Ypsilanti, Michigan, known affectionately by locals as “Brick Dick.” In D.C, where the most powerful men in the world shape our society, there’s the colossal 500-foot-tall Washington Monument. The most famous phallic-shaped building in New York is the 102-story Empire State Building, located in Midtown Manhattan.

Now there is another phallic symbol in Manhattan that is generating buzz. The Foot Fountain Pink sculpture is relatively short for a phallus symbol at only ten feet, it is pink, and its base is a foot, instead of balls. You do not have to be an art critic to deduce that this ridiculous looking penis was created by a woman, Mika Rottenberg.

The piece is topped by a sprinkler that spouts water. Regardless of how you feel about the work of art, at least it serves a functional purpose in these sizzling summer days.

Melania Mimics Trump’s YMCA Dance at July 4 Bash

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“First Lady Melania Trump celebrated the Fourth of July, which coincided with the signing of President Trump’s ‘Big, Beautiful Bill,’ by emulating her husband’s signature dance on the balcony of the White House.”

New York Post

The “Trump Dance’ consists of the former reality star punching the air with his doll hands in slow motion while swaying his massive hips to the tune of YMCA. When the senile old fool performs his signature dance critics pray that he will lose his balance, fall off the stage, and suffer the same fate as Humpty Dumpty.

When Pentecostal evangelicals dance in the Spirit it is confirmation that they are baptized in the Spirit and are Bonafide true believers.

When MAGA cultists engage in the Trump Dance it is confirmation that they have swallowed the Kool-Aid and are genuine disciples of their orange messiah.

The lunatic-in-chief is the Pied Piper from Mar-a-Lago who is leading a flash mob of MAGA dancing idiots straight down the Yellow Brick Road that ends in a cliff.

Some liberals take pity on Melania, and they argue that she is just playing the part of the trophy wife, and that she is apolitical and does not subscribe to his fascist philosophy. But by dancing the Trump Dance in front of a viewing audience of millions, she is confirming that she endorses his vile agenda.

Donald Trump and Melania Trump can rot in hell, for desecrating a Gay anthem, if for no other reason.

Trump Blasted for Using ‘Shylocks’ to Describe Bankers

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“The name ‘Shylock’ derives from the name of the antagonist in William Shakespeare’s ‘The Merchant of Venice.’ Shylock, a Jew, was a ruthless moneylender in the play, and he’s remembered for demanding a ‘pound of flesh’ from the merchant Antonio if he failed to repay a loan.”

Wikipedia

Donald Trump isn’t an erudite or eloquent speaker (no shit), and I didn’t expect him to make any Shakespearean references or allusions when he addressed his MAGA faithful. But the buffoon used the Jewish slur “Shylocks” while referring to unscrupulous bankers during a rally at the Iowa State Fairgrounds meant to celebrate Independence Day.

The low-information crowd didn’t respond (negatively or positively) to the ethnic slur, but I bet the Shakespeare-challenged morons would have erupted in cheers if their orange messiah had used the more commonly known Jewish slur, “kike bankers.”

The ADL condemned Donald Trump for saying “Shylocks”:

“The term ‘Shylock’ evokes a centuries-old antisemitic trope about Jews and greed that is extremely offensive and dangerous. President Trump’s use of the term is very troubling and irresponsible.”

Trump claims he was not familiar with the word “Shylock” being a Jewish slur, says he thought it meant someone who lent money at exorbitant rates.

While it’s true that Trump is functionally illiterate and has probably never even read the CliffsNotes on Shakespeare, the racist pig was aware of the racist connotation.

Trump has appointed people with histories of antisemitism, white supremacy, and Christian nationalism to key positions in his administration.

Of course, Trump hates Jews, just as much as he hates, Blacks, Muslims, Hispanics, Arabs, immigrants of color …

I wish Shylock would eat a pound of Trump’s flesh, namely his brain. Shut him up once and for all!

Evangelical Dispensationalism is an Abomination

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American evangelicals are dispensationalists, an offshoot of orthodox Christianity invented in the early 1800’s by John Nelson Darby. It emphasizes a literal interpretation of Scripture, never mind that the canon includes disparate genres of literature: poetry, apocalyptic, allegorical, historical, epistles and even erotica (Song of Solomon) and includes fables, parables and myths that were not meant to be taken literally.

Dispensationalism maintains a distinction between Israel and the Church, and adherents believe that the creation of the modern Zionist state of Israel in 1948 is the ultimate fulfillment of prophecy. America First evangelicals put the interests of Israel ahead of America’s and they blindly support Israel, although the rogue nation is guilty of genocide and colonialism in Palestine, and their Prime Minister is an indicted criminal.

Dispensationalism was tailor-made for American evangelicals, the prime elements (the Tribulation, the Rapture, the Antichrist and Armageddon appeal to Americans love of theatrics, spectacle, and epic scenes of violence.

Evangelicals nurtured by Hal Lindsey’s Late Great Planet Earth and Tim LaHaye’s Left Behind and weaponized by their Orange Messiah political triumph are on the verge of climax by the bombing of Iran by the USA.

Evangelicals are not praying for diplomacy to prevail in the Middle East; they are cheering on the wanton violence and genocide. They believe that this orgy of violence is hastening the Rapture of the Church.

In their wet dreams evangelicals see themselves floating in the air to meet Jesus in the Rapture, but if the Prince of Peace does return, they will mistake him for the Antichrist and crucify Him.

Evangelicals Think Trump’s Iran Strike was God’s Will

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It was unconstitutional for President Donald Trump to bomb Iran’s nuclear sites without approval from Congress. It was criminal and against international norms for the commander-in-chief to declare war on a country that had not dropped a single bomb or fired a single missile at us. It was political malpractice for Trump, who promised to keep us out of endless wars, to entangle us in another conflict in the Middle East.

In his address to the nation Saturday night, Trump said:

 “I want to just thank everybody. And, in particular, God. I want to just say, we love you, God, and we love our great military. Protect them. God bless the Middle East. God bless Israel and God bless America.”

The amoral sociopath sounded like the preacher-in-chief as he invoked the name of God to try to justify his strikes against Iran. I’m sorry but the strikes against Iran were unconstitutional, criminal, and immoral. Would a deity bless bombing Iran, on behalf of a nation that is committing genocide in Gaza?

Evangelicals were overjoyed with Trump’s presidential benediction; they were impressed with how many times he crammed the word “God” into his uncharacteristically brief speech. Evangelicals believe that anything that helps Israel and hurts Muslim nations is hastening the return of Jesus Christ. These sick wankers think that America bombing Iran and that Israel slaughtering over 55,000 Palestinian civilians is accelerating the Rapture.

I am so goddamn sick of Trump and his evangelical cult, keep God out of ya mouth.

Supreme Court Sides with Homophobic Parents

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“Public schools in Maryland must allow parents with religious objections to withdraw their children from classes in which storybooks with L.G.B.T.Q. themes are discussed, the Supreme Court ruled on Friday.”

New York Times

The books that the religious prudes objected to includes “Love Violet” about a girl who develops a sweet crush on her female classmate and “P is for Pride Puppy” a rhyming alphabet book that tells the tale of a family who loses their puppy at a Pride parade. After meeting many wonderful queer people the family is reunited with their precious pup and everyone lives happily ever after.

“P is for prick’ applies to anyone who objects to a children’s book about a doggie and his family having fun at a Pride parade. Who does not love puppies and parades? Only religious fundamentalists who cannot tolerate a book that brings much joy to children; these killjoys want everyone to be as miserable as them.

When the Supreme Court heard arguments on this case, Justice Neil Gorsuch asked “isn’t “P is for Pride Puppy” the one where students are supposed to look for the leather and things, and bondage?”

Conservatives who hate all forms of sexuality, especially gay love, are the ones who are obsessed with sex and see sex everywhere. These wankers need to realize that sometimes a cigar is just a cigar and a book about a puppy at a Pride parade is just about puppies, parades, ,pride and having a good time.

There is No Cure for ‘Old People Smell’

“There’s a reason ‘old people smell’ is instantly recognizable—and it has nothing to do with bad hygiene. The scent, a stale blend of must, cardboard, and something vaguely metallic, isn’t caused by skipped showers or mothballs. It’s biological. And according to experts, it gets worse with age because of what’s happening inside the body.”

Vice.Com

I remember when I was a child, I considered the elderly a mutant species, and when an old person invaded my personal space to pinch my cheeks or pat me on the head, I almost suffocated from “old people smell”.

As a teen I still gave seniors a wide berth, and I reasoned that bad hygiene, and poor health (rotten teeth, kidney disease, gastrointestinal diseases) were responsible for “old people smell”.

Now I am the decrepit and decaying monster that I feared as a youth. I shower daily, use anti-deodorants religiously and change my underwear daily and I’m still cursed with “old people smell.”

According to medical experts “old people smell” is biological, and it gets worse with age because of what’s happening inside the body.

I’m not a spring chicken; I’m a gristly old chicken that stinks to high heaven. Daily showers, anti-deodorant and cologne can’t mask the smell.

Some nutritionists believe that mushrooms are the perfect food to combat “old people smell”, but I’m at the point where I’m only interested in consuming magic mushrooms to help me forget growing old really stinks.

Trump Proclaims, ‘Now is the Time for Peace’ After Setting Middle East on Fire

President George W. Bush was a perennial frat boy cosplaying as a Texan cowboy who was in over his head as the commander-in chief of the United States and leader of the free world.

The “Mission Accomplished” banner in his 2003 speech referred to the end of major combat operations in the Iraq War. But the endless war dragged on for years, depleted our treasury of billions, degenerated into a sectarian war, and resulted in the death of hundreds of thousands of civilians.

Mission Accomplished my ass.

Donald Trump makes Bush look like a genius. In a Truth Social post, he wrote:

 “We have completed our very successful attack on the three Nuclear sites in Iran, including Fordow, Natanz, and Esfahan. There is not another military in the World that could have done this. NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE!”

According to Iranian officials, Iran had moved its high-enriched uranium, from the targeted Fordow facility before the strikes. In the aftermath of the attack no radiation contamination has been detected around the sites.

Very successful strikes my ass.

Trump is oblivious to the irony of talking about peace in the same post where he announced that the USA has bombed three nuclear sites in Iran.

The attack on the Iranian nuclear sites was an act of war, which may spiral into a regional war, if not World War III. The Iranians announced that now is not the time for diplomacy.

Now is the time for peace, my ass.

Evangelicals Have Found a Home in MAGA and a Savior in Donald Trump

Donald Trump’s white evangelical supporters zealously back him because their anachronistic religious doctrines are rendered obsolete and irrelevant by science and education. Data always prevails against dogma, and religious fundamentalists are a joke in the prevalent zeitgeist of our secular democracy.

Evangelicals are shunned by our technological society, but they have found a home in MAGA and a savior in Donald Trump.  The transactional, pragmatic, and cynical Trump thinks they are useful idiots, but he caters to their every wish to solidify their support.

Evangelicals have a mindset where there are no shades of gray, everything is black and white, right or wrong, and Trump’s confident boasting, with no nuance or complexity resonates with them.

They hate everyone who doesn’t belong to their sect, and Trump’s hateful and vindictive spirit resonates with them. They share the sociopath’s hatred of trans people, gays and lesbians, and all racial and religious minorities.

Evangelicals know that Trump is an agent of chaos and conflict, but they could care less as long as his fury is aimed at Democrats and progressives and not at them.

Evangelicals are educationally and intellectually unequipped to  refute or even understand climate change, evolution, and economic disparity, and they respond to any argument by saying “the Bible says it, I believe it, and that settles it” or “Trump was right about everything.”

The tension between obstinate belief and modernity won’t end with the impeachment or death of Trump, but it will be a big step in the right direction.

Trump Makes Penis Joke on Live TV

With the world holding its collective breath, wondering if the commander-in-chief with the doll hands will ignite World War III with an inflammatory social media post or by joining Israel’s crusade to destroy its arch enemy, Trump stepped out on the lawn in front of the White House and… called for? A ceasefire? A negotiated settlement? A ratcheting down of kinetic activity?

Bitch, please. He made a crude dick joke. Trump is obsessed with dicks, whether it’s his own tiny dick or Arnold Palmer’s monster dick.

Trump was showing off two 100ft flag poles he put up outside the White House. Never mind that there are already plenty of American flags in the White House, the insecure bastard surrounds himself with phallic symbols to compensate for his inadequacy.

The profane buffoon stood in front of the cameras showing off the enormous flagpole. He then made a crude and sophomoric penis joke:

 “Let’s have a good – they call it a lifting. They also use another word but I’m not gonna use that word. It says with an E. Do you know what the word is? If I ever used it I would be run out of town. Alright. So enjoy it.”

What a dick! This is the fool whose decisions in the next hours and days may determine if the world blows up.

We’re screwed!

Mike Huckabee Urges Donald Trump to Bomb Iran

Mike Huckabee is an ordained Southern Baptist pastor, a MAGA zealot and a Christian Zionist who believes that God gave the Holy Land (including the West Bank, Jerusalem and the Golan Heights) to the Jews, and that Palestinians have no rights in Israel. He claims to have visited the country more than 100 times and taken at least 10,000 people there on tours.

President Donald Trump appointed Huckabee ambassador to Israel to solidify his support with his evangelical base. In his role as ambassador Huckabee sent Trump a text urging the America First president to put Israel first and bomb Iran.

He begins by appealing to Trump’s narcissism: “God spared you in Butler, PA to be the most consequential President in a century—maybe ever.” Evangelicals share Huckabee’s belief that God spared the life of a pathological liar, serial adulterer, abuser of women and blatant racist, while ignoring a firefighter who died shielding his family from gunfire.

“You have many voices speaking to you Sir, but there is only ONE voice that matters. HIS voice.” Trump may have many voices speaking to him, but they are all telling him what they think he wants to hear. As for “HIS voice”, anyone who claims to know the mind of God, or who claims that the Almighty spoke to him is delusional, a liar, or simply full of shit.

“I am your appointed servant in this land and am available for you but I do not try to get in your presence often because I trust your instincts.” Such obsequiousness, Huckabee acts like a supplicant who doesn’t think he’s worthy of being in the presence of his orange messiah.

“You sent me to Israel to be your eyes, ears and voice and to make sure our flag flies above our embassy. My job is to be the last one to leave. I will not abandon this post. Our flag will NOT come down! You did not seek this moment. This moment sought YOU!”

Huckabee makes a mockery of Christianity and dishonors the flag of the United States. It’s tragic that Trump is the commander-in-chief in this pivotal moment in the tragic history of the Middle East.

DHS Posts Provocative Uncle Sam Poster

“The Department of Homeland Security posted a striking graphic on its official X account. Uncle Sam, a symbol of American patriotism, is depicted nailing a poster to a wall that reads, ‘Help your country… and yourself.’ Written underneath the poster is the sentence, REPORT ALL FOREIGN INVADERS.’”

CNN

Uncle Sam is a personification of the federal government; he is meant to represent the political agenda of the state. The Uncle Sam poster was used to advantageous effect during World War I, when Uncle Sam was depicted pointing his finger at the viewer to recruit soldiers for the American Army.

The xenophobic and racist Donald Trump is inciting hatred and violence against brown and black migrants by peddling the damnable lie that we are under invasion by migrants from Mexico, and Central and South America and Muslim and African countries.

Trump, who posted the odious Uncle Sam poster to Instagram, is using the Uncle Sam image to rally support for his illegal, undemocratic, and racist deportation scheme.

The words written on the poster engender division, and make white Christian Americans fear and loathe migrants. Undocumented persons are not invaders; they are asylum seekers who dream of becoming a patch of the colorful American fabric.

If you see someone you suspect may be undocumented don’t report them to ICE, instead help your country by advising them of their legal rights and ministering to their physical needs.

How dare Trump equate turning in migrants to patriotism. Express your patriotism by fighting Trump’s deportation policy.

Fight Trump’s Fascist and Illegal Deportation Scheme

Donald Trump’s xenophobic and racist 2016 presidential campaign was encapsulated by his grandiose promise that he would build a great wall that would stretch across the entire southern border, and that Mexico would pay for it.

The vow energized Trump’s racist base, but the pathological liar knew damn well that his plan would never come to fruition. His administration built only 52 miles of new border wall, the majority which were replacements of smaller, dilapidated barriers.

Trump’s nativist and jingoistic 2024 presidential campaign was encapsulated by his pledge to deport millions of undocumented immigrants. This guarantee was a complete fantasy, not feasible and fatal to our economy if actually realized.

In the first one hundred days of Trump’s second term, ICE deported less than 65,000 undocumented persons. At this pace, the regime will fall woefully short of its goal of a million deportations this year.

Trump said ICE would start by deporting criminals, but most of the initial deportees aren’t violent criminals or gang members. It’s farm workers, landscapers, nannies, students, and factory workers who have been ripped from their communities and families and deported to countries where they face poverty and violence from criminal elements and repressive regimes.

To distract from the failure of his deportation scheme and from his failing economic and foreign policies, Trump federalized the National Guard in California, and deployed Marines to LA in a cynical effort to provoke and incite violence.

We must stand against this fascist state by protesting, and speaking truth to power, but we shouldn’t damage our mission to restore democracy by giving in to the temptation to resort to acts of violence or vandalism.

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Trump Spotted with Bulge in Crotch Area, What’s Up?

Donald Trump, a morbidly obese octogenarian who eschews exercise and subsists on Diet Cokes and Big Macs, was declared to be in “excellent health” after his annual physical examination in April 2025.

The quack who proclaimed that Trump is in excellent health must be a proctologist whose head is so far up his patient’s ass that he cannot see his glaring cognitive decline and deteriorating physical condition.

Recent images of Trump prove that he is in even worse physical shape than we imagined. A photograph taken just a week ago at a UFC fight depicts the president with a noticeable bulge in the crotch area of his pants. Stormy Daniels who has seen his pecker up and close (the only way you can see it is up and close) will tell you that his shriveled mushroom shaped prick will not cause even the slightest bulge. A more likely explanation is that the incontinent bastard was wearing a Foley catheter, a tube inserted into the bladder to drain urine that is collected into a bag.

Other photographs have led to speculation that the decrepit fool is wearing a hidden leg brace. Trump has a fat head, a huge stomach and an even bigger ass, and spindly legs. Of course, he is wearing a leg brace, which is the only way his skinny legs can support his humongous body. No wonder he recently stumbled on the steps of Air Force One.

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the King’s horses and all the King’s men couldn’t put Humpty together again. Am I the only one hoping Trump will have a great fall from the top of the stairs of Air Force One?

Despite Rep. Mary Miller Declaring June ‘Family Month’ June Will Always Be Recognized as ‘Pride Month’

We must be wary of any Republican politician who gains the fulsome endorsement of Donald Trump. The racist-in-chief endorsed Rep. Mary Miller (R-Ill.) a “champion of our America First Agenda” in her most recent re-election bid.

Although Miller has not gained the notoriety of such MAGA stalwarts as Laurent Boebert or Marjorie Taylor Green, she’s just as loathsome and despicable. Miller who has a penchant for quoting Hitler favorably, recently protested that “a Muslim was allowed to lead prayer in the House of Representatives.” Actually, the person who led prayer was a Sikh and not a Muslim, but she she’s not interested in showing any respect or even acknowledging any cleric who isn’t an evangelical Christian.

On Tuesday she introduced a resolution declaring June “Family Month” in a rebuke of Pride. “By recognizing June as Family Month, we reject the lie of ‘Pride’ and instead honor God’s timeless and perfect design,” she told the Daily Wire.

Despite the protests from homophobes like Miller, June is recognized as Pride Month worldwide, with many countries celebrating LGBTQ culture and achievement throughout the month.

Many biblical heroes had multiple wives, for example King Solomon had 700 wives and 300 concubines. The Bible does not explicitly forbid polygamy; would Miller consider King Solomon as her poster boy for “Family Month”?

June will always and forever be recognized as Pride Month, but gays and lesbians are not averse to celebrating families. The true meaning of family extends beyond blood and legal ties, encompassing individuals who love and support each other unconditionally. Family has many iterations: nuclear families, single-parent families, extended families, and blended families. We should celebrate families whether its two moms and children, two dads and children, or two individuals and no children.

Happy Pride Month to the diverse families that make America such a wonderful country.

Democracy’s Epic Failure: we Elected Trump, a Steaming Pile of Human excrement

Twice impeached, adjudicated rapist and convicted felon Donald J. Trump is the most unqualified, incompetent and corrupt president in American history.

The grifter-in-chief made no attempt to lend legitimacy to his regime and to distract the public from his sheer ineptitude by hiring competent, qualified and experienced professionals to serve in his Cabinet.

Instead, the sociopath went out of his way to hire morally reprehensible and clueless fools to staff the most important positions in his administration.

They were selected for their ability to flatter Trump and stroke his ego. Forgive me, I shouldn’t use polite language to soften the depravity. They were hired as fluffers to stroke his puny presidential pecker.

The always televised Trump Cabinet meetings are humiliation rituals where his subordinates (many of them former critics) showcase their fealty and devotion.

Trump calls on his deputies one by one, they effusively praise him, and they try to outdo each other in their flattery of their orange messiah. The circle jerk and orgy of obsequiousness is enough to make North Korea’s Dear Leader blush.

A foreigner unfamiliar with American politics, who witnessed a cabinet meeting, would think that the American people elected a gifted, wise and benevolent leader.

If only they knew that our democracy failed, and we elected a steaming pile of human excrement.

Evangelicals Outraged Cynthia Erivo Cast to Play Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar

Evangelicals are outraged that Cynthia Erivo who is obviously female, queer and black has been cast to play the titular role in an upcoming three-night production of Jesus Christ Superstar.

Erivo is eminently qualified to play the part of Jesus; she previously portrayed Superstar’s Mary Magdalen in the all-female 2020 concept album Jesus Christ Superstar: She is Risen. The renowned Broadway star won a Tony Award for Best Actress in a Musical in the Color Purple.

Erivo dismissed her critics saying “Why not?  Hopefully they will come to realize, Oh, it’s a musical, the gayest place on Earth.” She makes a solid point, there is a significant presence of LGBT individuals, especially gay men, in the Broadway community. Broadway is a welcoming space for the queer community, and evangelicals should check their homophobia at the door whenever they attend a musical.

Some two thousand years ago Jesus Christ was born a brown-skinned Jew, a despised religious and ethnic minority, in the Roman empire. If Jesus came today, who’s to say he wouldn’t be born as a black, queer woman?

The production, which will run from August 1 through August 3, will also feature Andrew Lambert in the role of traitor Judas. The gay-hating evangelicals probably think this is a perfect role for an actor and singer who is openly gay.

Evangelicals should chill the hell out, going to a musical is all about having fun and enjoying the pageantry and soul-stirring songs.

Trump’s PDB Should Be Delivered by Topless Adult Movie Stars

“Trump’s intelligence chief is exploring ways to revamp his routine intelligence briefing in order to build his trust in the material and make it more aligned with how he likes to consume information.

One idea that’s been discussed is creating a video version of the PDB that’s made to look and feel like a Fox News broadcast.”

NBC News

The Presidential Daily Briefing (PDB) is a classified briefing that includes written text, as well as graphs and images.

Trump is functionally illiterate with the attention span of a toddler. He cannot read a children’s book in one sitting, if it is longer than a three-minute read. His intelligence briefers should eliminate all written documents, even if the data is presented in comic book format.

It’s an excellent idea to create a video version of the PDB that is made to resemble a Fox News broadcast. Fox is a propaganda arm of the administration, and the horndog-in-chief has hired several former Fox News fluffers to serve in the White House.

Fox News anchors and reporters are blond buxom babes with a penchant for wearing short skirts and sporting plunging necklines. The only females that Trump likes more than them are porn stars. The new PDB should employ topless porn stars to read the classified intelligence analysis.

Trump will be more likely to remember and take a warning seriously that Iran has significantly increased its uranium enrichment capabilities if it’s whispered seductively by a naked porn star than if it’s read sternly by an intelligence officer.

Trump Posts Meme Saying, ‘He’s on a Mission from God’ Featuring Pepe the Frog

Shortly after a trade court blocked his new “Liberation Day”’ tariffs Donald Trump posted a meme of himself on Truth Social with the words “He’s on a mission from God & nothing can stop what is Coming.”

The menacing picture depicts the disgraced president walking down a dark city street and it includes the alt-right symbol Pepe the Frog in the background.

People who are not steeped in MAGA conspiracy theories will simply interpret the meme as Trump’s response to the courts striking down his tariff regime.

But the Dear Leader’s followers will interpret the inclusion of Pepe as a hidden message to the faithful that he will root out and destroy the cannibalistic Democratic pedophiles from within the deep state and liberal ruling class. They will comfort themselves with the belief that their Orange Message is on a Mission from God to deport Brown and Black migrants, demonize and criminalize the LGBT community, decimate Medicare, SNAP and Medicaid, and declare war on everyone who hasn’t swallowed the Kool-Aid.

In the classic 1980 film The Blues Brothers, Jake and Elwood were on a “mission from God” to save the Catholic orphanage where they were raised. They were trying to get their band back together to raise money and pay off the orphanage’s back taxes.

Damn Trump for co-opting the famous phrase from Blues Brothers. If Belushi were still alive he’d do a sequel wherein Jake and Elwood would be on a mission from God to save America by destroying Trump.

Melania Trump Releases Audiobook of Her Memoir with Artificial Intelligence

“Melania Trump has enlisted artificial intelligence to replicate her voice for the audiobook release of her recent memoir, ‘Melania.’”

San Francisco Chronicle

A conspiracy theory has been floating around for about a decade that the real Melania Trump has dead, and she has been replaced by a body double, clone or android.

Melania had cosmetic surgery on the area around her eyes. The crow’s feet were erased by pulling the skin back, taut. The procedure caused her eyes to slant back, giving her an ethereal ET look.

The conspiracy has gained credence because it is easy to believe that someone who looks like an extraterrestrial might be a clone or an android.

Nobody should be surprised that this fake personality has used AI to replicate her voice for the audiobook version of her memoir.

Melania has lived in the United States since the 1990’s, but she can barely speak English, so it makes sense that her autobiography is narrated entirely using artificial intelligence.

If Melania can barely speak English, it only reasonable to deduce that she cannot write anything more complicated than a love letter to Justin Trudeau. Although no ghostwriter has been officially acknowledged by Melania or her publisher, my bet is that the only part of the book she wrote was the title.

Would I buy an overpriced ghostwritten autobiography (oxymoron) that is probably replete with lies, which will enrich an already obscenely wealthy trophy wife of a corrupt billionaire president? Hell to the no!

Trump Inspires MAGA Revivals of Greed and Hate

“The Museum of the Bible based in Washington, D.C., recently sponsored an event organizer Joshua Feuerstein described as ‘an opportunity for Christian pastors to come to a revival at Mar-a-Lago,’ Trump’s Florida resort.

The cheapest tickets for the event (held not at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort but 80 miles away at Trump National Doral) were $500, with ‘a special discounted offer exclusively for pastors.’ The $7,000, $3,500 and $1,750 VIP tickets sold out.”

BaptistNews.Com

Religious revivals in American history originated in poor and rural communities. The Spirit of the Lord moved not in magnificent cathedrals but in revival meetings held in tents with dirt floors.

In the old-timey revival meetings, worshippers sought a closer walk with God manifest by speaking in tongues, rolling down the dirt floors (hence the term holy rollers) and exuberant praise and worship.

The revivals of the MAGA era originate in arena size mega churches where the unholy spirit of mammon moves the cultists to fund Trump’s crusade to turn our democracy into a White Nationalist Christian theocracy.

The speakers at the Museum of the Bible revival event included conspiracy theorist and disgraced former Trump National Security Advisor Michael Flynn and actor, comedian, conspiracy theorist and alleged serial rapist Russell Brand. With speakers like that I expect a revival of corruption, misinformation, and misogyny to break out.

With VIP (Very Insecure Pricks?) tickets sold for as high as $7,000, this was not a revival event for the poor that that attended the revivals of our past. I wonder, was the climax of this event a circle jerk where Brooks Brothers clad assholes splattered a golden statue of Donald Trump with their jizz?

Hegseth Holds Evangelical Prayer Service at Pentagon

Donald Trump does not have a conservative ideology or political philosophy that informs his policies and speeches, and he is not interested in pressuring Congress in enacting a legislative agenda that aligns with a traditional Republican platform.

Trump’s agenda is burnishing his brand and exploiting his office for financial gain. Trumpism permeates every aspect of his administration. He has populated his Cabinet with sycophants who are members of his evangelical cult.

The leader of this cult is Donald Trump and not Jesus Christ, and their motto is not “do unto others as you would have them do unto you” but screw others before they screw you.”

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is one of these MAGA Christians, his public profession of faith in Jesus Christ is in direct contradiction to his boozing, womanizing and predatory nature.

In a move that bulldozed the separation between Church and State, he hosted an evangelical prayer service at the Pentagon. The event was called the “Secretary of Defense Christian Prayer and Worship Service. It was broadcast throughout the building on its internal cable network.

Can you imagine the outcry if a Defense Secretary held a Muslim Prayer and Worship Service or a Wiccan Prayer and Casting Spells Service?

Standing behind a podium bearing the logo of the Defense Department, Hegseth declared that “this is precisely where I need to be, exactly where we need to be as a nation, at this moment in prayer, on bended knee, recognizing the providence of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

In a church pulpit Hegseth is free to recognize the “providence of the Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ”, but when he’s standing behind a podium bearing the logo of the Defense Department, he should be recognizing the authority of the Constitution of the United States.  

What a hypocrite, we all know that Hegseth would rather be at a bar, guzzling beer, harassing the female bartenders and toasting his real Lord and Savior, Donald Trump.

Donald Trump Jr. Mocks Jill Biden After Her Husband’s Prostate Cancer Diagnosis

President Donald J. Trump and his family live and breathe politics; their malign MAGA ideology permeates their every word, verbal and written.

They never put politics aside, everything they say and do is calculated to disseminate their poisonous political beliefs.

When Joe Biden’s personal office released a statement that the former president was diagnosed with an aggressive form of prostate cancer, which had spread to his bones, Donald Trump Jr. put politics aside and wished him a speedy recovery.

But the momentary light of compassion and empathy for his political enemy was soon snuffed out, and only hours later he posted this toxic tweet:

“What I want to know is how did Dr. Jill Biden miss stage five metastatic cancer or is this yet another coverup???”

Junior is as evil as his father, but he’s not quite as dumb as the old man. His tweet was an attempt as sarcasm, he is aware that Jill Biden has a doctorate degree in education, not medicine.

But now is the time to put politics aside, it is not the time to stoke conspiracy theories and imply that Biden was diagnosed with prostate cancer while he was still in office.

Whether it is from dementia, cancer or simply old age, Joe Biden will soon give up the ghost. For the love of God, put an end to the vilification of the former president and allow him to live out his last days in peace.