Trump Campaign Website Selling ‘Woke’ Merchandise as Part of Outreach to Black Voters

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Woke: A word currently used to describe ‘consciousness’ and being aware of the truth behind things ‘the man’ doesn’t want you to know i.e. classism, racism, and any other social injustices. The term comes from a genuine place but is becoming overused. People mainly use it to sound like deep thinkers when they are really just following a trend.

UrbanDictionary.Com

The word “woke” often appears online as a hashtag on black Twitter and other liberal outposts. In real life people use this improper word in an incorrect tense and inappropriate context to appear hip, when in reality they are exposing themselves as pretentious poseurs. I short, anybody who uses the trendy word “woke” is a freaking zombie who needs to wake the hell up and smell the coffee.

Speaking of clueless zombies, Donald Trump’s official campaign website is selling “Woke” hats as part of an outreach to the black community. This is a sign that the word “woke” has completed its evolution from cool to pretentious to totally uncool, and should be banished.

How ironic that the same racist rednecks who wear MAGA hats may soon be wearing Woke hats.

Wake me up from this nightmare!

Democratic Debate: Chaos Featuring Naked Cowboy, Homeboner, Amy Klobuchar’s ‘Uncle Dick’ and Elizabeth Warren Going Psycho on Mike Bloomberg

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Donald Trump is an existential threat to civility, the rule of law and democracy itself. Last night I watched the Democratic debate in Charleston, South Carolina; the Democratic hopefuls faced off and it was a Battle Royale from the opening bell.  

The debate was moderated by CNS’s Gayle King, Margaret Brennan, Major Garrett and Bill Whitaker, and they were utterly ineffectual in preventing crosstalk and stopping the candidates from speaking out of turn.

The seven candidates on stage: frontrunner socialist Bernie Sanders, crazy Joe Biden, Mayor Pete, billionaire Mike Bloomberg, Native American activist Elizabeth Warren, billionaire impeachment king Tom Steyer and Amy (I eat salad with a comb) Klobuchar engaged in an epic food fight.

The debate featured gaffe-prone Joe Biden exclaiming that 150 million people had been killed in shootings since Sanders voted more than a decade ago to shield gun manufacturers from liability, and uttering the word “homeboner” for no discernable reason.

Amy Klobuchar referenced her Uncle Dick and explained that she weighs gun controls by asking “Do they hurt my Uncle Dick in the deer stand?” If I had a niece as weird as Klobuchar, I would spend all of my time in a deer stand just to get away from her, even though I’m not a hunter and I would never kill a deer.

Billionaire Bloomberg let is slip that he “bought off” Congressional reps with his millions in pocket change, and he referenced the “Naked Cowboy” for good measure.

Warren once again ripped Bloomberg a new a-hole, she really has a vendetta against him.

The debate was a chaotic cacophony that made me want to pierce my eardrums, but having said that I’d rather have any of the seven Democratic hopefuls as president instead of the short-fingered vulgarian Trump. Even if the Naked Cowboy was the Secretary of Defense and Amy’s Uncle Dick was the Chief of Staff. You can bet your homeboner on that!

It’s Not Misogynistic to State the Obvious: Elizabeth Warren is a Failed Candidate and Should Drop Out Immediately!

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Sen. Bernie Sanders failed in his epic 2016 Democratic primary battle against the establishment favorite Hillary Clinton, but he succeeded beyond his wildest expectations in moving the Democratic party to the left.

In 2020 Sanders has quickly established himself as the odds-on favorite to secure the Democratic nomination, and the progressive label is no longer shunned and even the democratic socialist is no longer an automatic disqualification.

The Democratic party is a progressive party desperate for a progressive leader, but the party bosses are alarmed at the prospect of an avowed socialist being their standard bearer and they are desperately seeking a palatable alternative. Which begs the question, why did Sen. Elizabeth Warren’s campaign fizzle?

The senior senator from Massachusetts backed Medicare-for-all, college debt forgiveness, the Green New Deal, free college tuition and most of Sanders’ socialist/progressive agenda without embracing the socialist label. She was Sanders light, Sanders with a smile instead of a frown, Sanders without the commie-lover baggage, and yet her campaign went nowhere.

If Warren was a male candidate pundits and party leaders would be demanding that she drop out to clear the way for a more credible and legitimate challenger to Sanders. But because she’s female too many Democrats are afraid to state the obvious, that a candidate who has performed so miserably should quit.

We need to take off our rose-colored politically-correct glasses and see Warren for she really is: a fake Native American with a professorial demeanor with a plan for every policy under the sun but lacking a coherent plan for winning the Democratic nomination.

It’s not misogynistic to call on Warren to wake up and smell the coffee and suspend her presidential campaign. Democrats need to wake up and smell the coffee, there is no progressive or moderate alternative to Sanders The electorate has spoken and they believe that the old, cranky socialist can defeat the racist, anti-woman authoritarian buffoon, Donald Trump.

Amy Klobuchar is the Most Clueless Presidential Candidate in History

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Democratic presidential candidate Amy Klobuchar breathlessly exclaimed to her supporters during a speech in Minneapolis that her campaign exceeded expectations in the Nevada caucuses. To date 50% of the results have been counted and Klobuchar is in 5th place with less than 5% of the vote. Klobuchar is simply Trumpian in her exaggeration of her dismal performance.

I’m not surprised at Klobuchar’s disingenuousness, after all this is the candidate who touted her impressive victory after finishing in third place in New Hampshire after her lackluster 5th place finish in Iowa. Finishing 3rd in the Granite State wasn’t a victory, it was a resounding rejection by the only demographic that her message resonates with, the lily-white electorate of the nation’s first primary.

Klobuchar’s pathetic showing in the racially diverse state of Nevada, will make it almost impossible for her to be much more than an asterisk in South Carolina where blacks are expected to make up two-thirds of the electorate.

If Klobuchar wasn’t so clueless, she would immediately drop out of the race, before she’s humiliated in South Carolina and Super Tuesday. But using a comb to eat a salad is the epitome of cluelessness, so I guess we’ll have Amy to kick around for a few more weeks.

Racist Trump Complains that ‘Parasite’ a South Korean Film With English Subtitles Won Oscar for Best Movie

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At a MAGA gathering of the faithful in Colorado Donald Trump complained about “Parasite”, a South Korean black comedy thriller film directed by Bong Joon-ho, winning the Oscar for best picture:

“By the way, how bad were the Academy Awards this year, did you see? And the winner is, a movie from South Korea. What the hell was all that about? We got enough problems with South Korea, on trade, and on top of it they give it the best movie of the year.”

I’m not surprised a black comedy thriller didn’t appeal to the stable genius; a slapstick comedy would be more up his alley.

It’s not South Korea, a stable and prosperous democracy that we have a problem with, it’s North Korea ruled by a dictator with a penchant for firing ballistic missiles and testing nuclear bombs that we have to worry about.

Trump was pandering to his redneck base, he correctly surmised that they would have a problem with a foreign language film with English subtitles. What the hell, his illiterate base would have a problem with an English langue film with English subtitles.

“Can we get like Gone with the Wind back please? Sunset Boulevard? So many great movies.”

Foreign movies are anathema to Trump, he prefers a movie like “Gone with the Wind” that glorifies slavery and depicts African Americans as shiftless and dimwitted.

Trump wants to Make America Great Again, all right, just like the America of the Civil War and the Reconstruction era depicted in “Gone with the Wind.”

Trump Will Try to Convince Us that his General Election Opponent Is More Corrupt Than He Is

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In 2016, the amoral and utterly corrupt Donald Trump beat Hillary Clinton in no small part by depicting her as corrupt (Crooked Hillary) and tarnishing her with an email “scandal” that would have quickly dissipated had she dealt with it honestly and forthrightly.

Hillary had more baggage than almost any other presidential candidate in recent history, but she was a paragon of virtue compared to the reptilian Trump. The master of projection, convinced the electorate that he was less corrupt than Hillary Rodham and Bill Clinton.

In his 2020 reelection campaign, Trump brought on his impeachment by bribing and cajoling the president of Ukraine to announce an investigation of Joe Biden and his son Hunter. There was no evidence that Joe Biden was guilty of any illegal activity in Ukraine, and there was no evidence that Hunter Biden was anything other than a slimeball who was profiting over his father’s name. Trump attempted to convince the American public that Joe Biden was a swamp creature and unworthy of the presidency.

Biden was nowhere near as corrupt as Trump was trying to portray him, but he was a presidential candidate with nearly universal name recognition, and not a scintilla of charisma and predictably his campaign soon went bust. It should be noted that this is Biden’s third presidential run and he has yet to win a single primary or caucus.

Trump shot his wad at Biden all for naught, and now how will he deal with the eventual Democratic presidential nominee, whether it’s the socialist Bernie Sanders, the billionaire Mike Bloomberg or the upstart Mayor Pete?

Just remember that Trump is a lying scumbag, and he will lie about his opponent in the general election. Bernie Sanders is a socialist and not a communist, Mike Bloomberg is a self-made billionaire and not the leader of an international cabal of bankers and Mayor Pete is a moderate and not a gay radical.

Amy Klobuchar Unable to Name the President of Mexico

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Amy Klobuchar was stumped last week when asked by Telemundo if she could name the president of Mexico. ‘No,’ she said. Prompted with the same question, billionaire environmentalist Tom Steyer said, ‘I forget.’ Only Pete Buttigieg was able to name him.

Politico

The average person could be forgiven for being unable to name the president of Mexico. Klobuchar isn’t an average person, she’s a senator who’s running to be president of the United States. It’s unacceptable that she couldn’t name the president of Mexico, especially in an interview with Telemundo. You’d think she would have been properly prepped for the interview with the Spanish-language network by her staff.

At a CNN town hall in Las Vegas, Klobuchar tried to make amends by giving her greetings to President Andrés Manuel López Obrador, but the gringo incorrectly pronounced his first name as “Andre,”

Klobuchar ignorance exposes her disrespect for Mexico and Mexican-Americans, it’s no wonder that she has less than one percent support from the Hispanic population in the United States.

Mayor Pete Buttigieg whose name is mispronounced and misspelled by pundits and reporters on an almost daily basis, not only was able to name the president of Mexico, but he pronounced his name correctly.

As an Hispanic whose surname is routinely mispronounced and mangled, Mayor Pete has my respect and admiration, and most importantly he has my vote.

Patriots Must Vote in Such Large Numbers That Trump and Trumpism are Defeated Once and For All

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President Donald Trump has repeatedly teased that he may blow off the two-term limit for presidents that was officially added to the Constitution through the 22nd amendment in 1951.

Trump has autocratic tendencies and it’s not surprising that he fantasizes about being president-for-life. A second Trump term would deal a debilitating blow to our democracy, and any subsequent terms would transform our democracy into a dictatorship.

Fortunately, for the sake of our republic and our collective mental health there’s almost no chance that the grotesquely obese septuagenarian would live through a third term.

Demographics also argue against a second or third Trump term, people of color who are adamantly opposed to his racist policies are a growing part of the population and conservative Republicans are a dying breed. The future is Democratic blue, Republicans see the writing on the wall, and that’s why they are seeing red.

However, there’s a good chance that Trump may win reelection this November and it’s incumbent upon decent and patriotic Americans to vote in such large numbers that Trump and Trumpism are defeated once and for all.

Rush Limbaugh’s Homophobic Comments About Mayor Pete

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“They’re looking at Mayor Pete, 37-year-old gay guy, mayor of South Bend, loves to kiss his husband on the debate stage. And they’re saying, ‘OK, how’s this going to look, 37-year-old gay guy kissing his husband onstage next to Mr. Man Donald Trump? What’s going to happen there?’”

Rush Limbaugh

Last week controversial conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh drew bipartisan criticism when he suggested that America is “still not ready to elect a gay guy kissing his husband on the debate stage president.”

The 69-year-old conservative icon and longtime cigar smoker has been diagnosed with advanced lung cancer, and his days are numbered. You’d think an individual diagnosed with a terminal disease would be contemplative and concerned with his legacy, and consequently be very careful about the words that he speaks to his weekly audience of 20 million.

But Limbaugh has a decades long history of making homophobic, racist and misogynist comments, and his pending mortality isn’t enough to make him curb his worst instincts.

Dinosaurs like Limbaugh are dying out, witness the fact that many leading conservatives criticized his homophobic remarks. Even President Donald Trump disagreed with Limbaugh’s assessment. When asked by radio host Geraldo Rivera if Americans were ready to elect a gay man to be president he replied:

“I think there would be some that wouldn’t, but I wouldn’t be among that group, to be honest with you. … It doesn’t seem to be hurting Pete Buttigieg … very much.”

Let’s examine Limbaugh’s vile comments:

“They’re looking at Mayor Pete, 37-year-old gay guy, mayor of South Bend, loves to kiss his husband on the debate stage.”

Limbaugh depicts Mayor Pete as an exhibitionist who loves to kiss his husband on the debate stage. Mayor Pete loves his husband, and he has every right to kiss him at home, or in public, though I’m not sure he has ever kissed him on the debate stage.

“And they’re saying, ‘OK, how’s this going to look, 37-year-old gay guy kissing his husband onstage next to Mr. Man Donald Trump?”

How’s it going to look? Very endearing that Mayor Pete has so much love and affection for his husband. That’s how it’s going to look. If only Trump would demonstrate affection for his wife.

Donald Trump, “Mr. Man”, really? Are we talking about Cadet Bone Spurs who was too cowardly to fight in Vietnam? Are you talking about the short-fingered vulgarian who is so insecure that he mocks and ridicules the physical appearance of his political rivals, including women? I’d rather have a beer with a real man like Pete Buttigieg, a veteran who has the courage to run as an openly gay presidential candidate, than with weak and insecure men like Limbaugh and Trump.

Fool Brings Cardboard Cutout of Trump to Dialysis Center for Emotional Support

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“A Florida man undergoing kidney dialysis three times a week is upset that he can’t bring a life-sized cardboard cutout of President Donald Trump for emotional support.”

The Spokesman-Review

Dialysis itself isn’t painful, but the three-and-half-hour treatment sessions to remove excess water, solutes, and toxins from the blood are tedious and stressful.

Family members aren’t allowed to sit with patients and therapy animals aren’t allowed either. I was able to endure Donald Trump’s State of the Union speech because my loyal and empathetic pooch was next to me; I agree with those who feel that therapy animals should be allowed in dialysis centers.

In lieu of a family member or a therapy animal for emotional support a Florida man, Nelson Gibson, brought a life-sized cardboard cutout of Trump to his dialysis center. He was told in no uncertain terms that his Trump cardboard cutout was persona non grata.

He may have achieved a modicum of emotional support from the cutout, but the cardboard cutout of the most racist, profane and corrupt president in American history would have caused the other dialysis patients stress, discomfort and alarm.

Trump isn’t exactly a warm and cozy individual; he has zilch concern or empathy for anybody else. What kind of an idiot finds comfort from a cardboard cutout of the short-fingered vulgarian? I’m guessing that Gibson is not only a dialysis patient, but also a resident of an insane asylum.