Elon Musk and Lil X Dominate Oval Office Presser with Donald Trump

MAGA King Donald Trump and zillionaire Elon Musk appeared together at the Oval Office, where they defended Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) unconstitutional and draconian efforts to downsize the federal government and slash spending.

Whenever the megalomaniac Trump appears in a photo-op with any of his aides, his sycophants defer to their Dear Leader, gaze lovingly at him, and speak only if he deigns to give them a few seconds to lavish praise on him.

But this time Musk dominated the presser, he spoke at length and most of the reporters, cognizant of who the real power is, addressed their questions to him, and not Trump.

In fact, Trump was the third wheel, all the attention was focused on Musk and his four-year-old son X Æ A-Xii, affectionally known as “Lil X.” The little brat made faces and picked his nose while his dad spoke. At one time Lil X was about a foot away from Trump while he was picking his nose, and the president remarked that he was a little genius.

Can you imagine if Kanye West visited the Oval Office with his five-year-old son Psalm West in tow, and the little kid picked his nose? I guarantee racist Trump wouldn’t feel led of the Spirit to call him a genius, and the infamous germaphobe would be terrified that he might touch him and infect him with his boogers.

The tech entrepreneur has 12 children with three different women, and I doubt Lil X receives much attention from his father, which is probably a good thing. Trump bought Twitter, rebranded it X, and turned it into a toxic waste site, let’s hope Lil X fares better than X.

Trump: ‘To Get Gravitas You Have to be a Horrible Human Being’

Donald Trump was in a reflective mood at the National Prayer Breakfast after his administration unleased chaos by beginning his mass deportation program, shutting down US AID, announced his plan to ethnically cleanse Gaza, and the GOP-controlled Congress confirmed the first batch of clowns, charlatans and crooks to his cabinet.

“To get gravitas, you have to be controversial and in many cases, a horrible human being,” the orange MAGA messiah mused at the Washington Hilton.

The dictionary definition of “gravitas” is “dignity seriousness or solemnity of manner.” Synonyms include dignity, bearing, comportment, mien, and presence.

Trump is the antitheses of a statesman who is blessed with gravitas, he has all the gravitas of cotton candy drenched in urine.

Trump is mistaking “notoriety” for “gravitas.” Trump has indeed achieved notoriety by being a horrible human being who persecutes his political enemies, demonizes marginalized groups like the LGBTQ community, especially trans people, and criminalizes migrants whose only crime is seeking a better life in America.

Trump’s sycophants are totally behind his crusade to get gravitas by being a horrible human being, their mantra is “let Trump be Trump”, which basically means “let Trump be a jerk.”

Trump’s speech at the prayer meeting was met with wild applause by the audience of MAGA evangelicals, but for the rest of us it was a portent that when Trump’s devolution is complete he will be a horrible human being that makes the antichrist look like a boy scout.

Ms. Rachel is the Biggest Star on Netflix

Rachel Accurso, better known as Ms. Rachel, worked as a music teacher at a public preschool in New York City before finding fame and fortune as a YouTuber creating content for toddlers and preschoolers.

Ms. Rachel is beloved by babies and toddlers all over the world, and their mothers, and even by men like me who do not have any children but are mesmerized by her transcendent beauty, talent and charm.

Ms. Rachel is now one of the biggest stars on Netflix. The streaming giant released a four-part series featuring the popular content creator. The first four episodes consist of a “curated compilation” of Ms. Rachel’s YouTube videos.

Ms. Rachel always wears a pink headband, a lavender T-shirt, and overalls. Back in the day, I used to wear trendy Guess overalls, but Ms. Rachel’s overalls have more of an Oshkosh vibe. Ms. Rachel is the epitome of goodness and wholesomeness, but for her older male fans she is also a sex symbol. May God forgive my prurient curiosity, but I wonder if she wears pink thongs underneath her overalls.

Ms. Rachel sings nursery rhymes and dances on her videos. I would not be surprised if one day she had a pop hit on the Billboard charts, after all she’s a professional singer who released a studio album in 2006.

My sister tells me that Gaddy, her grandson, is enthralled by Ms. Rachel. He may be only 11 months, but he is already learning words like “up”, “down” and “go.” At least she thinks so, it is hard to decipher the speech of a toddler.

I recommend the Ms. Rachel show on Netflix for babies, toddlers, and their mothers, and for horny old guys like me.

Selena Gomez Cries Over Trump’s Brutal Deportation Policies

Selena Gomez is an American actor, singer, producer, businesswoman and a third-generation Mexican American who hasn’t lost touch with her roots and has a deep and abiding empathy for Mexican migrants who are feeling the wrath of Trump’s draconian deportation program.

Gomez was so disturbed and despondent over Trump’s cruel immigration policies that she posted an emotional video on Instagram Story.

In the video, she said, “All my people are getting attacked, the children. I don’t understand. I’m so sorry. I wish I could do something, but I can’t,” she continued through tears, “I don’t know what to do. I’ll try everything, I promise.”

Gomez was brutally attacked by MAGA zealots for her humane and compassionate reaction to the sorry plight of migrants in Trump’s America. They consider empathy a weakness, a thought crime, and an affront to American values. These soulless evangelicals accused her of “acting” and being “out-of-touch.”

“Apparently it’s not OK to show empathy for people,” Gomez wrote in an Instagram Story after taking the video down after the flood of vitriol it elicited.

The former child actor is a kind and gentle soul who is in touch with her humanity and used her platform to appeal to our better angels.

I’m also a Mexican American who feels empathy for brown and black migrants who are being deported by the fascist Trump administration, and I’m using my humble platform to urge Americans of all racial backgrounds to fight back against this evil and undemocratic regime.

ICE Barbie Kristi Noem Gets Dolled Up for Deportation Raid Photo-Op

Immediately after being sworn in Donald Trump signed executive orders empowering law enforcement agents to deport undocumented migrants who have committed felonies.

Federal officers immediately swept into sanctuary cities, nabbing thousands of migrant criminals, including many whose only “crime” was applying for asylum.  

Trump’s political allies have adopted desperate measures to prove that they are just as racist as their Dear Leader, indulging in the hateful rhetoric that America is being invaded by hordes of black and brown criminals from shithole countries.

Kristi Noem the former South Dakota governor, infamous dog killer, and Trump’s new Homeland Security Secretary, is already portraying herself as the biggest enemy of migrants.

In photos posted to X by Noem, she donned a bullet-proof vest and a cap with a police crest and posed alongside ICE and DEA agents, brandishing assault rifles.

The Ice Barbie attempted to soften her macho appearance by apparently using a trowel to apply pancake makeup, lip gloss and mascara.

She posted a video of law enforcement perp-walking an undocumented immigrant with the caption, “Dirtbags like this will continue to be removed from our streets.”

The biggest dirtbag is Trump who is constructing a facility capable of holding 30,000 deported migrants at Guantánamo Bay naval base. This deplorable action by Trump will only add to the wretched history of Gitmo where terrorism suspects were imprisoned and tortured during Bush’s Global War on Terrorism.

Noem who cosplays at being an Ice Barbie ICE Agent is just as bad as Trump; they are the racist dirtbags what must be dumped in the garbage if we are to survive as a democracy.