Stable Genius Donald Trump Lays Candy on a Minion Child’s Head

As a child Halloween was my favorite holiday, after all what kid doesn’t love to dress up as his favorite comic book hero and extort candy from his neighbors. As an adult Christmas is one of my least favorite holidays, because I hate buying presents for co-workers that I despise, and family members that don’t deserve a Merry Christmas greeting, let alone a gift. But Halloween is still my favorite holiday because I love handing out candy to little kids whose dental bills aren’t my responsibility.

I even enjoy watching other adults hand out candy to little trick-or-treaters, but I was filled with a sense of revulsion when I saw video of Donald Trump and his wife handing out candy to costumed kids at the White House.

Trump took a break from his usual routine of vilifying political opponents on Twitter and making racist comments to participate in one of the ceremonial aspects of his job, namely giving out candy to children on Halloween.

The buffoon-in-chief screws everything up, including the simple task of handing out candy to children. The stable genius plopped a candy bar on the head of a child dressed as a Minion, instead of in its outstretched bag. Melania followed her husband’s example and laid a candy bar on the Minion’s head. Of course, the candy bars slid of the child’s head, leave it to the fucking moron to disappoint children.

Cruelly teasing children should be added to the Articles of Impeachment.

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Is There a Prayer Enough Republican Senators Will Do The Right Thing and Remove Trump From Office?

Even as polls show that support for Trump’s impeachment and removal from office is supported by over 50% of Americans and despite damaging new testimony almost every day in the impeachment inquiry, roughly 40% remain solidly on Trump’s side.

Trump finds himself on precarious ground with over 50% of registered voters supporting his eviction from the White House, but the president is betting that the rock solid support of his base will intimidate Republican senators from voting to remove him from office.

The buffoon’s solid core of supporters provides a political foundation that energizes him and inoculates him from criticism from political leaders, pundits and educators. I expect that as the impeachment drive heats up, Trump will be holding rallies every week.

Some patriots think that Trump will be impeached and removed from office only if he loses the support of his base and therefore they are imploring his hardcore supporters to accept the overwhelming mountain of evidence that the president is guilty of obstruction and abuse of power.

Unfortunately, Trump will never lose the support of his base, his base of white evangelicals has a religious devotion to him that isn’t shaken by facts or evidence.

The only hope for our democracy is that enough Republican senators will put our country over their party, and democracy over the zeal of white evangelicals, and do the right thing and remove the fascist from office.

Trump Showered With Boos at Game 5 of World Series, Fans Chant ‘Lock Him Up’

For over a century every president has thrown out a ceremonial first pitch during their time in office, either for Opening Day, the All-Star Game or the World Series. Watching the president throwing out the first pitch is as American as apple pie or baseball, but leave it to Trump to disregard precedent and tradition.

Trump notified Major League Baseball (MLB) that he wasn’t going to throw out the ceremonial first pitch or make other public appearance, ostensibly because he didn’t want to be a distraction. The real reason may be that he didn’t want to expose himself to ridicule and humiliation.

Another reason why Trump may have refused to throw out the ceremonial first pitch is that his tiny hand has trouble handling a baseball. Pick up a golf ball no problem, throw a baseball and look like an uncoordinated fool, no way.

Trump may have tried to keep a low profile to spare himself from the crowd’s wrath, but he was greeted with a thunderous chorus of boos when he was introduced after the third inning during the Nationals’ salute to veterans. As the next inning began, fans shouted “lock him up”, illustrative of the fact that Trump wasn’t in Kansas anymore or at a Trump rally where the chant “lock her up” is ubiquitous, but in the nation’s capital where citizens are cognizant that he’s the real villain.

Trump and wife Melania sat in the Washington Suite and were joined by sycophants the likes of Lindsey Graham, Matt Gaetz and Mark Meadows. I’m sure these weasels tried to comfort the stable genius by telling him that MLB and the Nationals were part of a conspiracy to allow only Democrats into the game in order to embarrass him.

I hope this will be the last appearance that Trump makes in the World Series, baseball is supposed to be a temporary respite from real life, and the president screws up everything he takes a part in.

Why Doesn’t Melania Defend Trump From Impeachment Charges?

Nero played the fiddle while Rome burned, and Donald Trump is tweeting frantically while the fires of corruption and chaos that he ignited and fanned encircle him ever more closely.

When President Bill Clinton was facing impeachment and removal from office, his ardent feminist wife stood by and defended her misogynist husband whose serial sexual harassment of women, culminating in his inappropriate relationship with Monica Lewinsky led to his predicament.

Which leads me to ask, Where’s Melania? The first lady has studiously avoided answering any questions about the impeachment inquiry. If she plans on helping her husband, now is the time. If she’s going to expend her political capital, now is the time to speak out on behalf on her husband.  

When Melania visited Capitol Hill on her own last week for the first time since entering the White House, she avoided answering any impeachment questions.

Melania has made the coldhearted calculation that her bottom line (her net financial worth) wont’ change if her spouse is impeached and removed from office.

A trophy wife is expected to smile, look pretty and offer vacuous compliments on behalf of her better half, she isn’t expected to offer a robust intellectual defense when her husband gets in trouble.

We may not hear much from Melania, even when he faces removal from office I the Senate.

Only 10 Black Students Invited to Trump’s Speech at a Black College

It’s axiomatic that Donald Trump is a blatant racist, everyone is familiar with his countless racist words and actions that span decades. Even some of Trump’s most ardent supporters will stipulate that he’s a racist, in fact this see his bigotry as part of his charm.

Cadet Bone Spurs is as much of a coward as he is a racist, naturally I was shocked that he had the gonads to deliver a speech at the historically black Benedict College. Trump is anathema to most African Americans, and I’d never thought I would see him play Daniel in the Lion’s Den by speaking to an audience of black college students.

It turns out that the hero of Charlottesville agreed to speak at the historically black college because students were instructed to remain in place or leave campus during his speech. They were essentially sheltering in place in their dormitories like you would during a disaster, and in a way, it makes sense because there’s no bigger disaster than Trump.

The black college students were replaced by Trump-friendly Uncle Toms and other supporters of the racist-in-chief, and it wasn’t surprising that he received a rousing reception.

There were more black students protesting outside the venue than there were inside the auditorium listening to Trump babble incoherently.

There’s a lot more anti-Trump than pro-Trump black people, and if America wasn’t still such a racist country, there would be a hell of a lot of more anti-Trump white folks as pro-Trump white folks.

Is Trump Losing Evangelical Support Over His Betrayal of the Kurds?

Is Donald Trump finally losing his ironclad grip on the white evangelical voter? Conservative Christians have remained faithful to Trump through hush money payments to porn stars, Charlottesville, hundreds of toxic tweets and countless of scandals, but his betrayal of Kurds is giving them pause.

White evangelicals are unconcerned that Trump isn’t a true Republican, they turn a blind eye to his moral failings, and they don’t lose any sleep over his unconstitutional polices, but his shocking treatment of the Kurds, is finally making them have second thoughts about their religious devotion to their orange Messiah.

Reportedly, Trump has sought counsel from prominent evangelical leaders on how to protect his unholy alliance with conservative Christians amid criticism over his withdrawal of American troops from Syria.

These evangelical leaders, whose allegiance isn’t to the Bible or the American Constitution, but to their right wing platform which includes blind support for the state of Israel have advised him that his Syrian policy poses an existential threat to Israel.

Trump has no loyalty to anyone or anything except himself, he’s remained loyal to white evangelicals only because he can’t win reelection without their unwavering support. But evangelicals are wondering: if Trump can abandon, betray and leave the Kurds to the tender mercies of the brutal Turkish army, what’s to say their precious Israel won’t be the next ally to be thrown under the bus?

Evangelicals don’t lose any sleep because Trump is turning our democracy into a fascist state, but they lay awake at night worried that the mercurial and impulsive Trump may suddenly reverse course and abandon Israel. And if America turns her back on Israel, and if the Jewish state is destroyed that means that their interpretation of the Bible is wrong, and everything they believe in is wrong.

Evangelicals need to wake the hell up, when the President of the United States and the Leader of the Free World is a corrupt, racist and vulgar sociopath it may lead to genocide of the Kurds, the destruction of Israel and the disintegration of our democracy.

Trump’s Presidential Proclamation on National Character Counts Week

Great American presidents are defined by eloquent speeches that were delivered at critical junctures in our history, these addresses have stood the test of time and continue to comfort and inspire future generations. Think of Franklin D. Roosevelt’s First Inaugural Address, Dwight Eisenhower’s “Atoms for Peace” speech to the United Nations, Lyndon B, Johnson’s “Great Society” speech at the University of Michigan, John F. Kennedy’s speech on the space effort and Ronald Reagan’s address on the Space Shuttle Challenger disaster.

Not all of our presidents have been great and not all of them have delivered great speeches, but their ceremonial duties require all presidents to issue declarations and proclamations intended to inspire us to heed our better angels. These presidential proclamations rarely make the news, but when an amoral businessman and sociopath who happens to be president issues a proclamation declaring “National Character Matters Week” we take notice.

I doubt that the moron has read the proclamation that was written in his name, but if he did he would be oblivious to the irony of the most immoral president in history writing a treatise on character.

Trump’s proclamation emphasizes the importance of inspiring future leaders to “lead lives of virtue and integrity,” and providing them with a strong “moral compass.” Trump has the unmitigated gall to issue this proclamation on character at the same time that he betrayed the Kurds and left them to be massacred by the Turks.

If Trump really believed that character matters he would confess that he has filed to live a life of virtue and integrity and resign in disgrace.

Link to Presidential Proclamation on National Character Counts Week, 2019:

Stable Genius Donald Trump Calls Secretary of Defense Mark Esper ‘Mark Esperanto’

“Mark Esperanto, Secretary of Defense, ‘The ceasefire is holding up very nicely. There are some minor skirmishes that have ended quickly. New areas being resettled with the Kurds.’ USA soldiers are not in combat or ceasefire zones. We have secured the Oil. Bringing soldiers home!”

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In an error-ridden Sunday morning tweet, President Donald Trump attributed a statement about the U.S.-Turkey ceasefire to his Secretary of Defense, Mark Esper, but he referred to the top military official as “Mark Esperanto.”

I labeled the tweet “error-ridden” because the US military hasn’t secured any oil installations in Syria, the American soldiers that were stationed in Syria aren’t coming home, they’re going to Iraq, and the ceasefire that’s not really a ceasefire isn’t holding up very nicely.

Trump can be forgiven for butchering name of members of his administration, a person can get dizzy watching members of Trump’s administration come and go through the White House revolving door. Esperanto is a simple language that even a stable genius like Trump could master.

But Trump has a history of mangling people’s names, during a meeting at the White House to discuss technology he introduced Apple CEO Tim Cook as “Tim Apple.”

Here’s a video chronicling the many times Trump has called people by the wrong name:

Esperanto is the most appropriate language to eliminate language barriers and to allow international communication for everybody on a basis of mutual respect and understanding. Perhaps Trump and his staff should learn Esperanto so they can communicate with each other effectively.

Pastor Wilson Notorious Sex Video: A Scandal Worthy of the Trump Era

Pastor David E. Wilson has become a sensation on Twitter and a meme machine for the ungodliest of reasons: The senior pastor of Bibleway Ministries was caught on tape performing cunnilingus and anilingus on a fair maiden who isn’t his wife.

A family member came to the man of God’s defense by stating: That’s a fake video, Rev. Wilson practices what he preaches, and he would never cheat on his wife.

Just kidding, what he said was:

I don’t know if the video is real. Whoever is spreading the video is trying to become famous off of Pastor David Wilson’s name.

The relative seemed unconcerned that the good reverend may have been the star in a sleazy porn video, but he was outraged that someone was profiting from his good name.

In the old days (pre-Trump) an evangelical preacher who cheated on his wife donned a trench coat and sunglasses and engaged in his illicit tryst in a motel in the bad part of time where he wouldn’t be recognized.

But in this Trumpian age when evangelicals worship an orange false messiah whose speech, behavior and actions are antithetical to everything that the Bible teaches, preachers feel emboldened to commit their sins openly and brazenly.

Pastor Wilson knew he was being videotaped, a couple of times he looked right at the camera with a shit-eating grin on his face. His sexual gratification was more important than the chance that the video might be leaked, thereby exposing his unfaithfulness to his wife and to the Gospel he preaches.

There is no shame in Pastor Wilson’s game, he’s unashamed that he was caught with his hand in the cookie jar, or should I say that he was caught with his tongue in a woman’s love box and poop hole.

I hope the Lord will forgive me for watching the execrable video, but curiosity got the best of me. For the love of God don’t be tempted to follow my example, believe me there’s nothing sexually titillating about watching an old ass reprobate preacher eating a hoe’s nasty-looking genitalia.

The only way I can be cleansed is by praying for forgiveness and watching a couple of episodes of Mister Roger’s Neighborhood.

Trump Embarrassed by Blunder During Live Call With Female Astronauts

DONALD TRUMP was humiliated by two female astronauts after they fact-checked his lack of space knowledge during a live call. The embarrassing moment came when Trump contacted the International Space Station to congratulate Jessica Meir and Christina Koch for completing an all female spacewalk outside of the craft. Trump, however, congratulated the pair for being the ‘first ever female spacewalkers’.


Donald Trump, the Leader of the Free World, President of the United States, Founder of the Space Force, and self-described Stable Genius is such a screw up that he can’t even handle his ceremonial duties.

The ignorant buffoon was supposed to have congratulated Jessica Meir and Christina Koch for completing the first all-female spacewalk. If he had read his briefing notes he would have learned that the first female spacewalk took place in 1984 and 14 more have since followed.

But as we all know the fucking moron has an aversion to reading, and he relies on his instinct and intellect to comment on occasions great and small, naturally he allows mucks things up.

Meir politely fact checked Trump on live TV saying:

“We don’t want to take too much credit because there have been many other female spacewalkers before.”

Had the conversation been private, and not viewed by millions around the world it might have gone a little bit like this:

Trump: Congratulations for being the first female spacewalkers! Quid pro quo is my middle name, and if you space bitches let me screw you when you return to Earth, I will award you with the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

Female astronauts: Stunned silence. Praying that they can remain in space forever, or at least until Trump is impeached and removed from office.

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