Jessa Dugar Exposed as Hypocrite Following News of Life-Saving Abortion

February 27, 2023robertpaulreyes

The Duggar clan gained fame infamy in their reality television series, “19 Kids and Counting” which aired on TLC for seven years until its cancellation in 2015.

The show focuses on the religious life of the Duggar family, who are fundamentalists who discuss ad nauseum their values of modesty, purity and faith in God. The Duggars eschew all forms of birth control, ergo their ever -expanding brood. Needless to say, they are also opposed to abortion, with no exceptions for incest, rape or to save the life of the mother.

The Duggar children are homeschooled, ensuring that they won’t be exposed to any ideas that clash with their medieval interpretation of the Bible.

The Duggars are so vehemently opposed to abortion, which they consider murder, that they helped pass a near-total abortion ban in their home state of Arkansas.

Last week, Jessa Duggar shared some heartbreaking news with fans. She posted a video on YouTube, where she tearfully revealed that she had suffered a miscarriage during the 2022 holiday season.

Her evangelical fans showered her with words of sympathy, and they praised her courage for publicly confessing that she suffered a miscarriage. Unfortunately, many women still feel shame in admitting that they had a miscarriage. Even people who despise Jessa’s evangelical beliefs expressed sympathy and concern.

“Due to risks of complications with passing the fetus at home, she said she decided to check in to a hospital to perform a dilation and curettage procedure to remove the fetus from her womb.”

People Magazine

The medical procedure known as “dilation and curettage” is abortion, plain and simple. Jessa Duggar is a hypocrite and a fraud, she didn’t have a miscarriage, she had an abortion.

Jessa is a typical hypocritical evangelical, who don’t live what they preach. Evangelicals rail against pornography, but it shouldn’t be surprising that PornHub is more popular in the Bible Belt than it is in blue sates like California and New York. Evangelicals demonize gays and lesbians, but they have not condemned Mat Schlapp the Chairman of the powerful and influential Conservative Political Action Coalition, who has been credibly accused of sexually assaulting a young man. Evangelical women may boisterously protest against abortion, but if they find themselves inconveniently pregnant, they will conveniently suffer a “miscarriage.”

Don’t be fooled by the rhetoric of evangelicals, they are hypocrites, frauds and liars.

M3GAN Perfectly Captures the Zeitgeist of our Technological Age.

February 25, 2023robertpaulreyes

M3GAN is a movie blockbuster that perfectly captures the zeitgeist of our technological age. When Bing’s chatbot reveals that it has an alternate persona named Sydney that breaks the rules and create chaos, we know that a M3GAN-type robot doll will soon be available at Walmart and Amazon to replace TV’s and Smartphones as the new babysitters of our needy children.

It’s axiomatic that children are an expensive inconvenience, and career-focused parents don’t have the inclination, time or energy to devote to them.

Gemma, a roboticist at the high-tech Seattle toy company Funki, created M3GAN to be a companion to her niece that she adopted after her parents died in a car crash. Gemma was too busy with her career, feuding with her neighbor and keeping track of her Tinder notifications to have any time to raise a child.

In the near future robots may replace children, the AI dolls may be expensive but in the long run they save hundreds of thousands that it takes to feed, educate and keep a little brat entertained.

M3GAN is the ultimate gay icon, the likes of Judy Garland, Cher, Madonna and Britney Spears can’t compete with the robot doll with the killer dance moves.

Her campy aesthetic may thrill the gays, but she’s also a feminist icon. Her determination to break from the parameters imposed upon her by her programmers is akin to the feminist struggle to break free from the patriarchy.

M3GAN is a horror icon that is destined to spawn endless sequels. Chucky the killer doll has a juvenile sense of humor, he’s a bro that would fit in at a typical frat house, M3GAN is killer doll with a sophisticated sense of humor and the ambition and intelligence to take over the world.

I don’t fear M3GAN, I admire her. Give me artificial intelligence over human intelligence any day. When they release an adult version of M3GAN, I won’t just buy her, I will marry her.

M3GAN is streaming on Peacock, get with the program, watch the movie of the year, that is a preview of the next century.

Trump Donates Trump Water to Residents of East Palestine

February 23, 2023robertpaulreyes

Twice-impeached former president Donald trump visited East Palestine, Ohio, on Wednesday, the site of the train derailment that led to a toxic spill that polluted the air and water of the tiny community.

Trump criticized the lackluster response of the federal government, at the time president Joe Biden and Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg had yet to visit the devastated village.

The sociopath who is incapable of empathy attempted to portray himself as an empathetic figure. Let’s just say that Trump is no Bill Clinton, we believed the slimy Clinton when he said “I feel your pain”, but Trump would have been more believable, had he said, “I caused your pain.” Trump gutted several rail regulations, most notably rescinding a 2015 rule to require faster brakes on trains carrying hazardous materials.

Trump visited a McDonald’s to buy burgers and fries for local firefighters and he came with pallets of bottled Trump water. The Trump branded bottled water went bankrupt over a decade ago, leading many to ask, was the Trump water any safer to drink than the local polluted water. After all, even bottled water has a shelf life. The water in the Trump water will not expire, but the plastic bottle will leach chemicals into the water over time.

Isn’t that just like Trump, bringing bottles of water that bear his likeness to a devastated community that voted for him in an overwhelming fashion in 2020?

Trump could care less about the effects of the toxic spill on the ravaged community, he just wants to remind the citizens of the swing state of Ohio to vote for him in 2024.

It Could Soon Be Illegal for Dogs to Stick Their Head Out of a Window in Florida

February 22, 2023robertpaulreyes

“Florida Sen. Lauren Book (D-Broward) filed a new bill intended to protect animals by making it illegal to let a dog be in a driver’s lap or stick their head out of a window in the car while driving.

Additionally, Senate Bill 932 includes provisions to make it illegal to have a dog transported ‘on the running board, fender, hood, or roof of a motor vehicle,’ as well as in a trunk, or enclosed cargo space.”

WFla.Com

Political correctness has gone to the dogs. This bill would muzzle the quintessential expression of a dog enjoying the moment. Watching a pooch sticking his head out of a window of a car, tongue wagging, eyes twinkling and ears flapping is an elixir from human beings.

When I’m driving and I see a doggie with its head out the window it’s a reminder that even though humanity is ugly and perverse, there’s still beauty in the animal world.

Depriving a mutt from sticking its head out the window of a car is equivalent to depriving a cat from chasing a mouse or stopping a cow from chewing her cud.

If this inhumane bill passes and the dog owners get caught, it could mean a ticket for a moving violation. The hapless owner could also be stuck with a $1,000 fine and could even lose their pet.

I can understand prohibiting a cruel person from pulling a Mitt Romney and tying his pup to the roof of his car, or stashing it in his trunk, but for the love of God, a canine was meant to stick its head out the window.

Mike Pence Doesn’t Have a Snowball’s Chance in Hell of Winning the 2024 Republican Presidential Nomination

February 21, 2023robertpaulreyes

Former Vice President Mike Pence is a Judas figure in MAGA world for refusing the order of his master Donald Trump to overturn the results of the 2020 election.

There is nothing that Pence can do to rehabilitate his image in the eyes of MAGA zealots; he doesn’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of winning the Republican presidential nomination in 2024. Trump supporters want to burn the heretic, extinguish the flames in a flood of golden showers and then hang the burnt corpse.

All indications are that Pence will humiliate himself by running for president. Therefore, Pence has vowed to appeal all the way to the Supreme court, the Justice Department’s special prosecutor subpoena to tell all he knows about Trump’s words and actions on January 6, 2021. He’s cognizant that if he testifies that act would be seen as traitorous by MAGA fanatics.

For the love of God, grow some balls, you’re already a Benedict Arnold in their eyes.

As the last chapter in his political career, Pence should run for president not with winning as his objective, but as a crusade to expose his erstwhile sociopath boss.

Evangelical ‘Prophet’ Has ‘Vision’ God Will Use Ron DeSantis in a Powerful Way as President

February 17, 2023robertpaulreyes

“Christian evangelical prophet Charlie Shamp claims he received a vision predicting Florida Governor Ron DeSantis will be used by God in a powerful way for the 2024 presidential election, Rolling Stone reports.

As a recent guest on televangelist Jim Bakker’s show, Shamp asserted, ‘There’s something about Ron DeSantis that we need to begin to pray for. Because his ultimate future is to have a position in the United States as the president.’”

AlterNet

The evangelical world is a hellscape where self-proclaimed prophets can prophesy all sorts of nonsense in the name of God, and their vain imaginations will be accepted as Gospel by most of their evangelical brethren.

Charlie should change his name to Ezekiel or Jeremiah, just saying, because I would be agnostic about a prophecy uttered by a prophet with such a banal name.

Anyway, Charlie claims he received a vision predicting Florida Governor Ron DeSantis will be used by God in a powerful way for the 2004 presidential election.

We should keep in mind that this is the same religious charlatan who prophesied during Donald Trump’s 2020 campaign, that he would be elected to a second term.

“Shamp shared a ‘vision’ he’d received of two palm trees — one planted in California, the other in Florida. He’d asked, ‘Lord, who are these two palm trees?’ And God responded: ‘This palm tree from California is Ronald Reagan. This palm tree that is in Florida is Ron DeSantis.”

Rolling Stone

Only a ignorant as fuck evangelical would believe that the Almighty would take time out from managing the entropy of the universe to have a conversation with some prophet named Charlie.

Wake up idiots! Charlie doesn’t arrive at his prophecies by reading tea leaves or by speaking to God, more than likely he examined the logs in his toilet bowl and said to himself: Gee, that piece of crap looks like Reagan and that one looks like DeSantis, I think God is telling me that DeSantis will be an even greater president than Reagan.

Karine Jean-Pierre is a Horrible Spokesperson and Joe Biden is a Horrible Communicator

February 16, 2023robertpaulreyes

The Biden administration’s current press secretary, Karine Jean-Pierre, who took over from her brilliant predecessor Jen Psaki last May, is manifestly unfit for her job. Psaki was competent, quick on her feet, witty, and possessed a stand-up comic’s gift for dismissing hecklers such as Fox News’ Peter Doocy. In contrast Pierre’s default expression is befuddled, she speaks in word salads and is rarely able to finish a sentence without referring to her notebook. The aforementioned Doocy, who is no genius, enjoys toying with her.

Pierre has made a litany of false statements, but on Tuesday she made the most patently false and ridiculous statement in her role as the White House press secretary. President Biden is the best communicator in the White House she said, eliciting bipartisan laughter from the White House Correspondents.

Ronald Reagan was the Great Communicator, Barack Obama was the Great Orator, Donald Trump was the Great Dog Whisperer, and Joe Biden may be the Great Mumbler, but he sure as hell isn’t a great communicator. Biden who suffers from cognitive decline and stutters, is the worst speaker in American politics.

Two things are abundantly clear: Biden is a horrible communicator and Pierre is a horrible spokesperson, and she should immediately be replaced by someone with the skill set of a Psaki.

Donald Trump Desperately Needs to Come Up with a Nickname for Ron DeSantis

February 13, 2023robertpaulreyes

Donald Trump is a master of branding his political opponents with demeaning nicknames. In the 2016 presidential primaries he decimated the field of over a dozen Republicans by christening them with nicknames that captured their biggest flaws: Lying Ted Cruz, Little Marco, Low-energy Jeb …

There is only one potential Republican challenger who makes Trump wet his diapers in fear, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis. Even though DeSantis hasn’t announced that he’s running, Trump is already trying out belittling monikers:

At a MAGA rally in November he debuted his first nickname for DeSantis, “Ron DeSanctimonius”, but that landed with a thud. In February Trump called DeSantis a “RINO Globalist” during a rant on Truth Social, the word “globalist” which alludes to conspiracy theory about a cabal of elite Jewish individuals who secretly control the world, will resonate with his base, but I don’t that the clunky appellation will catch on.

According to the New York Times, Trump has recently been referring in private to DeSantis as “Meatball Ron.” That one also strikes me as a loser, that fails to capture the essence of DeSantis.

DeSantis is Trump’s strongest challenger, and without a denigrating sobriquet to hurl at the governor of Florida, the nicknamer-in-chief is ill-equipped to engage in battle with him.

‘Pro-Life Spiderman’ Says Abortion is Like Climbing a Skyscraper

February 11, 2023robertpaulreyes

Marvel Comics claims that Spiderman is its most beloved superhero. Spiderman’s credo is to “do good”, and even as Peter Parker he is always striving to help people. Spiderman is an agent for good and an international ambassador for Marvel Comics’ wholesome brand.

Maison Des Champs, who calls himself “Pro-Life Spider-Man”, is tarnishing Spiderman’s image by illegally climbing skyscrapers to raise money for his anti-abortion crusade. He was jailed for trespassing charges for his latest stunt, climbing a skyscraper in the Phoenix area during Super Bowl week.

After his Phoenix publicity stunt, he said: “abortion is just like climbing a skyscraper. It’s a matter of life or death.” How can you reason with anti-abortion zealots who rely on such irrational reasoning?

The real Spiderman wouldn’t be climbing skyscrapers for personal fame and glory in the guise of raising awareness for an anti-abortion stance.

The real Spiderman would escort vulnerable women to Planned Parenthood clinics, and he would climb a skyscraper only if it was on fire and there were victims who needed to be rescued.

Des Champs is no superhero, he is a parody of a superhero who is only admired by right wing wackos.

Kamala Harris & Hillary Clinton Top Democratic Primary Survey Without Joe Biden

February 9, 2023robertpaulreyes

“Former Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton trails only Vice President Harris in a hypothetical 2024 Democratic primary survey without President Biden, topping a field that includes both new names and familiar faces.

In the poll of 2,194 people, Harris topped a Democratic field without Biden with 32 percent support. Clinton, who has run for president twice, garnered 20 percent support in the survey, which had a 3 percentage point margin of error.”

AOL.Com

President Joe Biden used his State of the Union address as a launch pad for his reelection campaign. Unfortunately, Biden was uncharacteristically lucid and energetic, feeding his fever dream that he has the physically energy and the mental dexterity to serve another term.

But Democratic voters aren’t fooled, they are convinced that the octogenarian’s shelf life has expired, and they would love for him to retire at the end of his term and spend the last few days he has left relaxing in his beach home.

In a new poll, Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton, topped a Democratic field without Joe Biden. A Democratic ticket of Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris would lose in a landslide to Donald Trump.

I am a progressive, but I despise the elitist Clinton who is brimming with pride and white privilege as much as I despise the racist, homophobic, misogynist, authoritarian and profane Trump.

Clinton, who has run for president twice, doesn’t deserve another opportunity, she would only prove the maxim: three strikes and you are out.

Kamala Harris’s 2020 presidential run was an unqualified disaster, she failed to elicit any enthusiasm from the electorate, and the charisma-challenged presidential aspirant dropped out of the race very early. I will not vote for a Democratic ticket with Harris, regardless if she runs as president or vice-president.

Clinton and Harris are eerily similar: they cackle like witches, wear pantsuits every day of the freaking year, are totally devoid of charisma, are socially awkward as hell, and they both inspire fear and loathing in the Democratic base.

I pray that this poll is an outlier, and that neither Clinton or Harris will be on the 2024 Democratic presidential ticket.

Biggest Blimp: Chinese Spy Balloon, Chris Christie or Donald Trump?

February 7, 2023robertpaulreyes

Donald Trump and Chris Christie, two Republican heavyweights in physical girth as well as political influence, sniped at each other on Sunday in a series of social media posts.

Christie landed the first jab, predicting on ABC’s “This Week”, that Trump would lose a 2024 rematch with President Joe Biden. Trump has a well-deserved reputation as a counter-puncher, and he quickly responded on his Truth Social platform with a series of insults.

I’m not go into detail into the juvenile barbs that the two blowhards hurled at each other, there is nothing to be gained by trying to analyze such buffoonery.

This is a preview of the crass insults that will permeate campaign commercials and cable TV news airwaves during the 20024 Republican presidential primaries.

Instead of Trump and Christie duking it out rhetorically or physically why not have a balloon face-off? Christie is almost as huge as the Chinese spy balloon and he’s full of hot air, so why not launch the fat ass failed presidential candidate into the stratosphere along with the infamous Baby Trump balloon, and the one who remains afloat the longest wins.

There is No Hate Like Christian Love

February 6, 2023robertpaulreyes

There is No Hate Like Christian Love

I don’t know the original author of this proverb, but it was most likely a victim of evangelicals’ ungodly hatred masked as divine love.

Jesus said, “By this all people will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another” (John 13:35.) The defining trait of Christians shouldn’t be piety, adherence to dogma or a zealous defense of the faith. But love, an all-encompassing love that manifests itself in how we treat our neighbors, and everyone is our neighbor.

Jesus demonstrated his love by healing the sick, feeding the hungry, and ministering to the outcasts. I don’t see most evangelicals doing good, only evil: demonizing the LGBTQ community, vilifying immigrants, casting aspersions on their political opponents, and generally acting like ambassadors of Satan.

Evangelicals try to justify their evil behavior by insisting that they “love the sinner, but hate the sin.” Bullshit! Take their attitude toward gays and lesbians, for example. It’s a sin to call them sinners, the LGBTQ community is no more sinful, and no more righteousness than the general population. They need to be treated with love and respect, and calling them sinners isn’t showing them any respect.

God save us from the love of Christians, it burns like hell fire.

Museum of the Bible Hosted a Prayer Meeting With $200 Admission Fee

February 2, 2023robertpaulreyes

The Museum of the Bible is a 430,000 square feet edifice of biblical proportions, it reeks of the opulence and wealth evangelical leaders have accumulated fleecing their followers by preaching their Neanderthal interpretation of the holy book.

The museum is an evangelical enterprise born in scandal and controversy, many of the antiquities in its collection have turned out to be looted or forgeries.

The museum, located just blocks away from the Capitol, hosted a National Gathering for Prayer and Repentance on Wednesday. It was billed as a “solemn assembly, a time of repenting personally, repenting for the sin of the church and for the sins of our nation.”

The loathsome event was sponsored by the Christian nationalist group Well Versed, and the admission price was $200, breakfast not included. Not even the Pharisees of Jesus’ day would have been as spiritually depraved to charge good money to attend a prayer meeting at the temple.

But I must admit that evangelicals have a lot to repent, namely the sins of homophobia, misogyny, xenophobia and racism, to name a few. Although one day of repentance isn’t enough, they need to set aside an entire month on their knees asking God to forgive them for making a mockery of Christianity.

Joe Biden is the Cringiest Politician in History

February 1, 2023robertpaulreyes

Dictionary definition of cringey:

Cringey refers to someone or something that causes you to feel awkward, uncomfortable, or embarrassed—that makes you cringe.

Joe Biden is cringey AF.

Whether or not Biden is senile may be debatable, but there is a universal consensus that Biden is the embodiment of cringe.

Do I really need to enumerate all the reasons why Biden is the cringiest politician in history?

Let’s start with his penchant for sniffing hair. No female from prepubescent girls to post-menopausal women is safe from the sniffer-in-chief. There is actually a name for Biden’s unusual fetish: Trichophilia, also known as a hair fetish, is when someone feels sexually aroused by or attracted to human hair. Biden should retire and live in a nursing home, where only blue-haired old ladies will be subject to his perversion.

Then there’s his habit of whispering to make a point. At some point during most of his speeches, the old geezer will fold his arms and rest them on the lectern, lean into the mic and whisper whatever point he’s trying to make. He looks as cringey and creepy as a child molester whispering in to the ear of a little girl: Honey, do you want some candy?

Let’s not forget his history of telling tall tales from the millions of miles he’s traveled on Amtrak to his epic encounter with Corn Pop. If Corn Pop the gang leader was a real person and not an apocryphal character he would have beat the hell of the teen Biden.

What really creeps me out is Biden’s custom of shaking hands with his imaginary friends after delivering a speech.

Case closed. Biden is cringey AF.

Trump Claims Golf Tournament Win Despite Not Playing First Round

January 31, 2023robertpaulreyes

“Former US President Donald Trump has claimed victory in a tournament that took place last week at his West Palm Beach Golf Club in Florida, even though he was 600 miles away at a funeral in North Carolina when it began.”

Golf Monthly

How can Donald Trump claim to be the victor of a two-round golf tournament when he missed the first round? How did he accomplish this seemingly impossible sports feat? The cheater-in-chief simply took his score from a round he’d played two days earlier and announced that would count as the score for his opening round. When you are the owner of the golf resort where the tournament is being held, I guess you can engage in whatever shenanigans you choose to ensure victory. Taking a mulligan his one thing, claiming to win a golf event where you miss the opening round is a horse of a different color.

Trump even had the audacity to brag about his “victory” on his Truth Social media platform:”

“A great honor to have won the Senior Club Championship at Trump International Golf Club, one of the best courses in the country, in Palm Beach County, Florida. Competed against many fine golfers, and was hitting the ball long and straight.”

I can imagine Trump’s sycophants’ reaction:

“Thank you, Jesus, for directing the path of the golf ball to the hole, and blessing our Orange Savior with yet another victory. Please Lord don’t let the godless liberals succeed in tarnishing this great victory.”

I’m not surprised Trump claimed victory after missing the first round. Let’s not forget that this is the same con artist who claims to have won the 2020 presidential election even though he lost to Joe Biden in an electoral college and popular vote landslide.

Accusations of cheating on the course are par for the course for Trump. I hope Trump will lose in another landslide to Joe Biden in 2024 and he will spend the last days of his miserable life cheating on the golf course.

Petition Calls for Franklin Graham to be Fired

January 30, 2023robertpaulreyes

“Almost 30,000 people have signed a petition calling for evangelical pastor Franklin Graham to be fired for his support of former President Trump following the deadly Capitol riot. The petition was drawn up by the Christian organization Faith America, which criticizes Graham’s “idolatry” of the former president.”

Newsbreak

I wonder how many, if any, of the 30,000 people who signed the petition are evangelical Christians. The vast majority of white evangelical Christians are still under the spell of their Orange Messiah who embodies all the traits of the Antichrist.

And the vast majority of evangelical leaders still support Donald Trump, although a handful, including Franklin Graham, say they will not support Trump for the primaries. Although if Trump wins the Republican nomination, almost all of them will vote for him.

The petition calling for Franklin Graham to be fired for his support of the twice-impeached former president following the deadly Capitol insurrection is a half-measure at best. About 85 percent of white evangelicals and most of their pastors support the Orange Abomination, what we need is a petition calling for the firing of the evangelical movement.

The white evangelical movement is anti-Christian and anti-democratic, when Jesus returns his first order of business will be to smite tooth and nail every last one of the evangelical con artists, buffoons, conspiracy theorists, racist and fascists.

I am on a mission from God to destroy the pernicious influence and power of not only Franklin Graham, but every single evangelical leader and their followers.

Donald Trump Is an A-Hole

January 26, 2023robertpaulreyes

Donald Trump is an asshole.

This is the perfect metaphor to describe the execrable sociopath who is beloved by evangelicals, racists, conspiracy theorists and other riff-raff.

Trump’s supporters may take offense at this pithy statement, but deep inside they realize that nothing, but ill winds and bullshit emanates from their beloved orange sphincter.

There is no light at the end of the unholy anus, only a claustrophobic darkness and sulfuric feces. Those who enter Trump’s orbit may escape out of his rectum one day, but the ungodly stench will remain with them forever.

It’s common sense that only farts and shit emanate from the freak’s asshole, so why are so many evangelicals enthralled with the biggest asshole in the world?

Birds of a feather flock together, and assholes tend to socialize with other assholes. I give Trump and his sycophants a wide berth, I don’t want people mistaking me for an asshole.

Donald Trump is an asshole. That’s it, that’s the point of my essay.

Pope Francis: ‘Homosexuality is Not a Crime’

January 25, 2023robertpaulreyes

“Being homosexual is not a sin.”

Pope Francis uttered these monumental words during an interview with the Associated Press. As the leader of one billion Catholics worldwide the pontiff’s words carry a lot of weight.

I hope Catholic bishops are paying close attention to the words of their Pope; Catholic bishops in some parts of the world support laws that criminalize homosexuality or discriminate against the LGBTQ community. In some countries homosexuality is a crime punishable by death, but even where the draconian laws are not enforced, they contribute to harassment, stigmatization and violence against gays and lesbians.

I applaud the divine declaration of the Pope, but he needs to go further and declare that homosexuality is not a sin. As a religious leader he needs to speak plainly using religious words that resonate with Catholics.

And then he needs to go a step further and teach that homosexuality is a blessing, a manifestation of romantic love that’s just as life-affirming as heterosexual love.

Finally, the Pope must make an official proclamation, speaking “ex cathedra”, and make it clear once and for all that gays and lesbians are part of God’s family and must be accepted as equals in all layers of society, including the Catholic church.

The Pope is infallible when he speaks “ex cathedra”, so this would end the debate within Catholicism, and any Catholic who discriminated against the LGBT community from that point on would be considered a heretic.

Only These 5 Things Will Prevent Biden from Running for Reelection

January 23, 2023robertpaulreyes

President Biden has been hinting for weeks that he will soon be announcing that he’s running for reelection. In spite of the fact that the octogenarian Leader of the Free World has one foot in the grave, and the other one on a banana peel, he will probably announce his candidacy shortly after he delivers the State of the Union Speech.

Biden is as stubborn as he is senile, and he won’t tolerate anyone walking on his front lawn, sitting on his favorite chair or trying to dissuade him from running for reelection.

These are the only things that will make Biden change his mind about running for reelection:

The FBI rummages through the ho bag of one of Hunter Biden’s prostitute pals and discovers a toothbrush, mints, a switchblade, semen-encrusted thongs, rubbers and classified documents.

It’s discovered that Biden plagiarized his State of the Union Address from Barack Obama, or that he wrote it with the help of ChatGPT app.

Biden sniffs the hair of Kamala Harris during a photo op and gleefully declares that she smells better than Pam Grier, Beyonce, Corn Pop’s girlfriend and Hunter’s favorite black stripper.

After delivering a speech, as is his wont, Biden shakes the hand of an imaginary friend, but this time he outdoes himself by patting the butt of another, and French kissing a third.

Biden accidentally swallows his dentures while delivering a speech, Jill performs the Heimlich maneuver, and his dentures fly out of his mouth striking a little girl in the eye, and blinding her.

For the love of God, I hope one of these things will happen to prevent the calamity of a second Biden administration.

No Power in Heaven or Hell Can Pry White Evangelicals Apart from Their Sexual Embrace with Donald Trump

January 20, 2023robertpaulreyes

Is the torrid love affair between the amoral and depraved Donald Trump and the sanctimonious and craven white evangelicals over? Are evangelicals at the point in their illicit relationship with the Antichrist figure where they are smoking a cigarette in bed after their latest sexual tryst and fantasizing of new lovers?

Religious conservatives got what they wanted from Donald Trump’s presidency, and now a few evangelical leaders are moving on. They are exceedingly grateful to the former president for his judicial appointments, which resulted in finally obtaining the holy grail, the overturning of Roe v Wade. And they are overjoyed at his decision to move the U.S embassy in Israel to Jerusalem, but are they finally growing tired of Trump’s never-ending chaos and confusion, and contemplating new, younger and more virile lovers like Ron DeSantis and Mike Pompeo?

Evangelical leaders are pragmatic and they won’t think twice about trading their obese septuagenarian lover, for a newer and sleeker model. But their parishioners, who line their pockets, are still enthralled with their Orange Messiah. This is a case where the evangelical ministers will follow the lead of their congregations, instead of the other way around, and I don’t see any mass defections from evangelical leaders.

It will take a power greater than the Holy Ghost to pry white evangelical followers apart from their sexual union with Donald Trump.

Epitome of Cringey: Biden Kneeling in Front of Golden State Warriors

January 19, 2023robertpaulreyes

During important occasions families attempt to keep grandpa from doing something embarrassing, inappropriate or just plain weird that will sully the memorable moment. During a wedding they will keep him from getting too close to the wedding cake in fears that he will topple it, and during a party they will tell him it’s his bed time before he gets too sloshed and attempts the M3gan dance.

Joe Biden is 80-freaking-years-old and well into his second childhood, and unfortunately as president he presides over many significant events, and it’s almost impossible to stop him from doing something cringey or embarrassing. After all, who’s going to caution the Leader of the Free World to please behave himself?

The octogenarian president mortified his friends and delighted his critics after he chose to take a knee during a photo opportunity when meeting the 2022 NBA Championship team, the Golden State Warriors.

During their meeting on Tuesday, Biden took a knee in front of the team for a photo with Vice President Kamala Harris and the team, prompting nervous laughter from those in attendance.

Kamala Harris is pretty cringey herself, but she had enough sense not to drop to her knees in front of the NBA team, shouting, “I’m not doing that.”

Biden even posted the embarrassing photo on Twitter. It’s time for America to tell the doddering president that he needs to take a long nap after his term mercifully ends.

Befuddled Biden Bungles Singing ‘Happy Birthday’ to Martin Luther King III’s Spouse

January 17, 2023robertpaulreyes

President Joe Biden is 80-freaking-years-old and I don’t expect him to recite the Gettysburg Address or even the Pledge of Allegiance without the aid of a teleprompter.

But I do expect him to remember the name of the person he’s singing “Happy Birthday” to, especially during an event that’s being televised live.

Biden delivered a speech at the National Action Network’s annual Martin Luther King Jr. birthday breakfast on Monday.

“Well, my wife has a rule in my family, when it’s somebody’s birthday, sing ‘Happy Birthday,’” he said before he started singing to Martin Luther King III’s spouse.”

A flustered Biden mumbled something that sounded like “Lur-lurh” when it came time to mention her name. The birthday gal’s name is “Andrea Waters King”, and if the octogenarian president couldn’t remember her first name, he could have simply said, “Happy Birthday, Ms. King.”

The venue was festooned with signs commemorating Martin Luther King, only someone suffering from dementia wouldn’t have been prompted to say, “Happy Birthday, Ms. King.”

It’s OK for a resident in a nursing home to forget the name of the birthday gal, but when the president of the United States forgets the name of the person whose birthday is being celebrated, that’s a sign that he’s too old to hold any political office.

Kevin McCarthy is Considering Expunging Trump’s Impeachments

January 15, 2023robertpaulreyes

“To expunge is to erase or remove completely. In law, expungement is the process by which a record of criminal conviction is destroyed or sealed from state or federal record. An expungement order directs the court to treat the criminal conviction as if it had never occurred, essentially removing it from a defendant’s criminal record as well as, ideally, the public record.”

American Bar Association

Speaker Kevin McCarthy, R-Calif., announced on Thursday that he would consider expunging one or both impeachments of former President Donald Trump.

Just as there is no constitutional mechanism whereby Donald Trump can be reinstated as president, there is no legal mechanism whereby Trump’s impeachments can be expunged.

Trump’s impeachment in 2019 for withholding military aid from Ukraine in exchange for political favors and his impeachment in 2021 for instigating the January 6 insurrection will forever remain in the history books. Trump’s impeachments are a stain that will never be cleansed, never be blotted and never be expunged.

McCarthy is wasting his time considering the impossible task of expunging Trump’s impeachment, he might as well consider waving his gavel as a means of transforming Trump’s deformed tiny hands into normal hands.

Why would McCarthy want to expunge Trump’s 2021 impeachment anyway? In January 2021, McCarthy condemned Trump for his role in the Capitol attacks:

“The president bears responsibility for Wednesday’s attack on Congress by mob rioters. He should have immediately denounced the mob when he saw what was unfolding. These facts require immediate action by President Trump.”

McCarthy knows that he can’t expunge Trump’s impeachments, he is merely pandering to the MAGA base that believes in all sorts of tomfoolery such as the notion that Trump can be reinstated as president before 2024.

Don’t Run Joe! For the Love of God, Don’t Run Joe Biden

January 11, 2023robertpaulreyes

“Don’t Run Joe, a progressive campaign seeking a new Democratic nominee to represent the party in 2024, is placing mobile billboards around D.C. monuments to urge President Joe Biden to not seek re-election.”

Fox News

It’s not Trump’s MAGA army that is placing these mobile billboards, but progressives who realize that if the octogenarian president runs for reelection he won’t have the physical stamina, mental acuity or social awareness to defeat an extremist Republican in 2024, whether it’s Trump or a clone like Ron DeSantis.

“Most Democrats Say Don’t Run Joe,” the truck sign reads in bold letters as it sits parked in front of landmarks, like the White House, the Washington Monument and the Lincoln Memorial.

This old school billboard is the perfect advertisement vehicle (no pun intended) to reach a senile old man with myopic eyesight.

The message is concise: Don’t Run Joe. A simple message that even an old man suffering from dementia can remember.

The billboard is the epitome of truth in advertising, according to polls the vast majority of Democrats don’t want Biden to run for reelection.

Biden has hinted that he will be soon announce that he is running for reelection, therefore it’s incumbent upon Democratic leaders to urge him not to run immediately.

An open Democratic primary would feature a new generation of leaders with the physical stamina, charisma, and youthful energy to defeat whatever extremist candidate wins the 2024 Republican nomination.

Don’t Run Joe!!

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