My Top Ten Secret Service Code Names for Sarah Huckabee Sanders

“White House press secretary Sarah Sanders will be assigned a Secret Service detail to protect her private residence temporarily, sources told CNN. The security detail could start protecting Sanders as soon as Wednesday, but sources did not specify how long the arrangement would last.”

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What do you think should be her Secret Service Code Name?

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Woman Angry With Order Bites Restaurant Owner’s Ear Off

“A woman angry about her food order from a Chinese restaurant allegedly bit part of the owner`s ear off during an altercation.

Authorities said Jade Anderson, 24, of Mount Clemens, entered China 1 at about 9:40 p.m. and started complaining to the restaurant`s owners, a man and his wife, about an order she received. Because of a language barrier, the pair`s son translated what Anderson was saying.

Authorities said Anderson pushed the son and threw the food on the floor before she began assaulting the woman owner. When the woman`s husband stepped in to help, Anderson began assaulting him as well. During the attack, she bit part of the man`s ear off, authorities said.”

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Who hasn`t verbally chewed a restaurant owner`s ear off after an unpleasant dining experience, but it`s a horse of a different color for a restaurant patron to go full Mike Tyson and bite the owner`s ear off during a vicious fight.

Whenever I enter a sketchy Chinese eating establishment I`m well aware that the Sesame chicken might really be dog or rat, but I will never willingly eat a human ear.

I`m tempted to call Anderson an animal, but I have too much respect for animals, so I will simply refer to her as a steaming pile of human excrement.

Anderson was charged with assault with intent to maim, and she will probably also be charged with child neglect, because she left a small child alone at home.

It won`t do this finicky eater any good to complain that there are rat droppings in her bologna sandwich when she`s behind bars.

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Abolish ICE!

“U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement was formed pursuant to the Homeland Security Act of 2002, following the events of September 11, 2001.”


ICE was created in the aftermath of the paranoia and xenophobia that infected our democracy in the aftermath of 9/11.

Nearly two decades after the terrorist attack that shook our nation to the core we must remain vigilant against the threat of radical Islamic terrorism, but at the same time we must overturn the Patriot Act, abolish ICE and restore the civil liberties that were stripped from us in the jingoistic spirit that permeated post 9/11 America.

“ICE operates detention centers throughout the United States that detain undocumented immigrants who are apprehended and placed into removal proceedings. About 34,000 people are held in immigration detention on any given day, in over 200 detention centers, jails, and prisons nationwide.”


Until recently only undocumented families living in America were aware of the brutal tactics of ICE (La Migra), but under the Trump regime that criminalizes immigrants and treats them like dogs, mainstream America has come to know and loathe ICE.

A democracy shouldn`t tolerate detention centers where innocent children and adults who committed the misdemeanor of crossing the border are treated like criminals.

“Abolish ICE” shouldn`t just be the rallying cry of leftist activists, it should be the mantra of every red-blooded America who values democracy and freedom.
ICE agents have become the face of the Trump administration`s inhumane immigration policy, they resemble the Gestapo more than a law enforcement agency.

No more ICE raids that terrorize minority communities! No more ICE detention centers! No more deporting people who have lived in the US for years back to countries engulfed in violence and crime. Abolish ICE! For God`s sake Abolish ICE!

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Dunkin’ Donuts Fries Available Nationwide on July 2

There are two red-letter days in July, 2018, July 4 of course when we commemorate the adoption of the Declaration of Independence on July 4, 1776, and July 2 when Dunkin` Donuts fries will be available in the original 13 original colonies and every other state in the United States of America.

What a great country we live in, this Independence Day Americans will be feasting on hot dogs, hamburgers, ribs and Dunkin` Donuts fries.

For those living under a rock for the last few months, Dunkin` Donuts fries are warm buttery croissant style donuts tossed in brown sugar shaped like French fries.

I don`t work for the Dunkin` Donuts marketing department, but like Homer Simpson and every other red-blooded American I love me some regular French fries, and I salivate at the prospect of devouring Dunkin Donuts fries.

Nothing good lasts forever, and Dunkin` Donut fries will be available for a limited time only, on July 2 stock up on these delicious fries so you can celebrate Independence Day with style.

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Cat Gags After Sniffing Salt and Vinegar Potato Chip

Cats are finicky eaters, my furball Tico weighs 25 pounds and you`d think he would eat anything that I put in his dish, but he will only eat “Fancy Feast” cat food. This brand sells over a dozen kinds of wet cat food, but he will only eat the salmon and tuna fish variety.

Felines are curious and Tico can`t resist sniffing a new Fancy Feast entree that I place in his dish, but if it`s not to his liking he will push the bowl away.

They say curiosity killed the cat and in this video a kitty gags after sniffing a salt and vinegar potato chip. It`s a good thing cats have nine lives, because my kitties have sniffed and tasted everything from mice to insects to shoes to God knows what.

This kitty survived his encounter with the salt and vinegar potato chip, but make sure you keep anything that might harm your pets in a safe place.

Mike Pence Has Two Default Expressions: Smarmy Piety and Obsequious Adoration

There`s only one politician that I despise more than President Donald Trump, and that`s his Vice President Mike Pence.

Trump is full of piss and vinegar, and doesn`t pretend to be a paragon of virtue, quite the opposite he revels in his vulgar nature.

Pence on the other hand is a typical white evangelical, which means he is a phony to the core of his being. He avoids even the appearance of evil, and won`t dine or be alone with a woman lest anyone think he might be poking her in her back door.

Pence has two default expressions: smarmy piety and obsequious adoration.

Pence dons the smarmy piety look in his day to day activities, but it`s magnified when he`s doing something religious like participating in the White House Bible study or praying. I`ve sometimes been accusing of having a look of piety, but truth be told it just means I`m constipated.

Pens wears his look of obsequious adoration whenever he`s in the same room with Trump, and it`s ramped up when his boss is giving a speech.

My God how I would love to pimp slap those facial expressions from Pence. Just a fantasy, Im not advocating violence against reprehensible Trumpsters.

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Donald Trump’s Red Hen Tweet

President Donald Trump has many items on his plate (The Immigration crisis at the border that he exacerbated with his Zero Tolerance Policy, North Korea, the tariffs fiasco), but instead of weighing in on these weighty issues, 48 hours after the owner of the Red Hen restaurant in Lexington, Virginia politely asked White House press secretary Sarah Sanders to leave her establishment, he offered his two cents worth on Twitter, of course.

“The Red Hen Restaurant should focus more on cleaning its filthy canopies, doors and windows (badly needs a paint job) rather than refusing to serve a fine person like Sarah Huckabee Sanders. I always had a rule, if a restaurant is dirty on the outside, it is dirty on the inside!”

Trump is using this cause celebre to distract us from the aforementioned important issues, but a presidential tweet is an official statement and merits analysis and discussion.

Let`s stipulate that Trump doesn`t really care about Sanders` hurt feelings, he cares only about himself. In fact, he probably calls his press secretary “Uncle Fester” behind her back.

But any perceived or real insult directed towards any member of his staff reflects on him, and he can`t help but punch back. Fight back, he certainly did, in his usual childish and mean manner. If by some miracle Trump read my article, he would punch back at me even though I`m an insignificant blogger from Lynchburg, VA.

This was my Twitter response to the president`s tweet:

Your face is wrinkled and ugly and badly in need of a paint job. Any color other than clown orange would be an improvement. I have a rule if your mouth looks like an a-hole, nothing but shi* is going to come out, and I`m not listening.

Trump`s staffers are being vilified when they eat out (the owner of the Red Hen restaurant treated Sanders with respect), go to a movie, stop for gas, or go grocery shopping. The chickens are coming home to roost, deal with it you orange baboon.

But the real reckoning will take place on the mid-term elections, citizens are tired of Trump`s racism, misogyny, homophobia and vulgar behavior.

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Sarah Huckabee Sanders, The Red Hen Restaurant, and the Hypocrisy of White Evangelicals

Last Friday Sarah Huckabee Sanders ate out at a restaurant in Lexington, VA, which is pretty unremarkable, my guess is that the obese White House Press Secretary patronizes restaurants on a regular basis.

But this routine dining experience broke the Internet because she was asked to leave by the owner. The owner of the Red Hen, Stephanie Wilkinson, said she asked Sanders to leave because of Sanders` stances on gay rights. The staff includes several gay workers, and understandably they were mortified by the presence of a spokesperson for such an anti-gay administration. The employees were also upset about Sanders` defense of Trump`s reprehensible immigration policy that separates children from their parents.

I believe that any business establishment open to the public should serve everyone regardless of their ethnicity, sexual orientation or political philosophy. If I owned a restaurant and Sarah Huckabee Sanders walked in I would be creeped out, nevertheless I would serve her and treat her with a modicum of respect.

Sanders got her queen size granny panties in a twist when she was asked to leave and she got her revenge by posting this message on Twitter:

Last night I was told by the owner of Red Hen in Lexington, VA to leave because I work for @POTUS and I politely left. Her actions say far more about her than about me. I always do my best to treat people, including those I disagree with, respectfully and will continue to do so.

The irony is that the heifer supports the owner of the Masterpiece Cakeshop, Jack Phillips, who refused to bake a wedding cake for a gay couple.

Sanders should have simply walked away, found another restaurant to pig out – end of story. But no, the bitter cow posted the aforementioned message on Twitter, knowing that it would mean that the restaurant would face backlash, including death threats and boycotts.

And the hypocritical born-again piece of filth attempted to paint herself as the bigger person (no pun intended) by emphasizing that she “politely left.”

Sarah Sanders and the rest of the evangelicals in Trump`s cabinet and administration have exposed the hypocrisy, inhumanity and anti-Christ philosophy of the white evangelical movement.

Not only was it morally wrong for Sanders to express her displeasure on Twitter, it may also have been ethically wrong from a political perspective:

Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder, but if you ask 100 persons if Sanders is attractive 99 will answer “Hell No!” and the sole individual who answers in the affirmative is probably as blind as Stevie Wonder.

Sander is as spiritually ugly on the inside as she is physically repulsive on the inside. I pray that the rumors of her impending resignation are true, I am sick and tired of her nasty disposition, condescending attitude towards the press and her anti-Christian temperament.

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Bob Corker: The GOP is a Cult of Personality

“Bob Corker worries GOP is becoming a cult. Don Jr. likes that. The Republican Party is having a remarkable internal conversation about whether it is turning into a personality cult that has abandoned all principles in order to follow President Donald Trump`s every whim.

Tennessee Senator Bob Corker kicked off the debate on Wednesday in a press scrum. “We`re in a strange place. It`s becoming a cultish thing, isn`t it?” Corker told reporters. “It`s not a good place for any party to have a cult-like situation as it relates to a President that happens to be purportedly of the same party.” Corker has been specifically critical of his party for abandoning the cause of free trade because of Trump`s protectionism, but many more instances can be cited.”

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When Donald Trump was unexpectedly elected president I imagined that he would face as much opposition from mainstream Republicans as from Democrats. Surely I thought conservatives will never accept the lifelong Democrat as one of their own.

But I was wrong, boy was I wrong! In warp speed Trump has transformed the party of family values, fiscal responsibility and free trade into a cult of personality.

If a Republican in the House or Senate criticizes Trump he immediately blasts him on Twitter, and his prospects of reelection immediately diminish.

Before Trump a Republican was called a RINO (Republican in name only) if he strayed from Republican orthodoxy, say for example if he advocated for national health care. Today a Republican`s bona fides is judged entirely on whether or not he fervently supports the megalomaniac.

The law and order party enthusiastically joins Trump is attacking the FBI, the Justice Department and our intelligence agencies. The party of free trade is mute while Trump imposes tariffs not only on China, but on our allies. The party of small government and fiscal responsibility approves a $1.3 trillion budget deal. The anti-Communist party denies that Russia interfered in the 2016 election, and doesn`t take any steps to prevent the oligarchy from doing so again in the mid-term elections. The Big Tent party has no room for advocates of comprehensive immigration reform. The party of family values embraces a serial pussy-grabber president, and endorses the senatorial candidacy of a pedophile. The anti-corruption party approves the swampiest creatures to be members of Trump`s cabinet.

Republicans march lockstep with the corrupt president, and the only voices crying in the wilderness are Republicans who have announced they aren`t running for reelection like Senator Bob Corker, and the terminally ill Senator John McCain.

The Republican Party is a cult, and you can`t appeal to Republicans on the basis of reason or facts. The truth is whatever the pathological liar and eminently unreasonable Trump says it is. If Trump says the sky is purple and you say it`s blue, Republicans accuse you of promulgating fake news.

You can no longer debate rationally with the GOP, principled Republicans who aren`t enthralled by the con artist in the White House should follow the advice of conservative pundit George Will and join Democrats in voting for Democrats in the mid-terms.

Only a Democrat-led Congress will impeach Trump, and only after he is removed from office will the Trump cult of personality be destroyed.

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Melania Trump Doesn’t Care

Donald Trump`s callous, cynical and inhumane immigration policy that separates children from their parents at the border is antithetical to the compassion and love of Jesus Christ as depicted in the Gospels. Trump`s evangelical base, for the most part, supports his immigration policies, but it`s anathema to most Americans, including many Republican Congressional leaders.

In an effort to put a human face on the administration`s immigration policy Melania Trump went to a Texas detention center. The incisive questions she posed to the staff demonstrated that she was well-versed on the subject, and her concern for the migrant children was manifest.

But the First Lady blasted the good optics of her trip to Texas by wearing a green, hooded military jacket with huge graffiti-style message that read: I really don`t care, do u?

When asked what message the first lady intended to send, spokeswoman Stephanie Grisham said: “It`s a jacket. There was no hidden message. After today`s important visit to Texas, I hope the media isn`t going to choose to focus on her wardrobe. ”

Grisham is correct that there was no subliminal message, it was loud and clear: I really don`t care! Why did Melania choose to wear a heavy coat, in 80 degree heat no less, on a day when she was trying to show that she empathizes with the plight of migrant children?

This essay isn`t a critique of Melania`s fashion sensibilities, I don`t give a crap what designer she wears, it`s an indictment of the message written on the damn jacket.

“I really don`t care” is the mission statement of the Trump administration, the president and his cabinet don`t care about immigrants, the environment, women`s rights, gay and lesbian rights, to say nothing about our democratic institutions.

Melania, we get the message: You really don`t care.

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