Comedian Michelle Wolf was the evening`s headliner at the annual White House Correspondents` Dinner (WHCD). And her comedy routine ranged from raunchy to very raunchy to oppressively raunchy.
But I`m not a prude and I respect a person who speaks truth to power to the elite, be they politicians, journalists or entertainers.
Everybody, especially politicians, who attend the WHCD know they will be roasted, they should don their asbestos underwear and not complain when they are toasted to a crisp.
Here are some of the elites that Wolf savaged:
“If you don`t give her a platform, she has nowhere to lie, It`s like that old saying: If a tree falls in the woods how do we get Kellyanne under that tree?
“I`m 32 years old, which is an odd age. Ten years too young to host this event and 20 years too old for Roy Moore.”
“I would drag him here myself, but it turns out the President of the United States is the one pussy you`re not allowed to grab. He said it first. Yeah, he did.”
Sarah Huckabee Sanders
The White House Press Secretary got a front-row seat to a brutal roasting. Not to but too fine a point on it, but Wolf ripped her a new arsehole, and then shat into it.
“I`m a little starstruck I love you as Aunt Lydia in The Handmaid`s Tale.”
“I actually really like Sarah. I think she`s very resourceful she burns facts and then she uses that ash to create a perfect smoky eye. Maybe she`s born with it, maybe it`s lies. It`s probably lies.”
I would have given my life savings to call Sanders a liar to her face, bravo to Wolf for calling a filthy liar a liar.
But Wolf went too far making fun of her personal appearance. God knows Sanders is an ugly woman, but Wolf ain`t no beauty queen herself. The comedian is only 32, but looks 62. She has an aquiline nose, frizzy hair, and a cackling voice, when I see her I don`t know if I should burn her at the stake, or offer her $5 for sexual favors.
Outrageous Robert Paul Reyes you may be thinking, right Sherlock, exactly my point.