Month: April 2026

MAGA Evangelicals Shrug at Trump’s Blashemy

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After evangelical Pastor Paula White, the Senior Advisor to the White House Faith Office, compared Donald Trump to Jesus Christ, Trump doubled down on the blasphemy, sacrilege, and heresy by posting on his Truth Social platform, an AI generated image depicting him as Jesus.

The blasphemous image depicted the billionaire buffoon in biblical-style white and red robes with light emanating from his demonically tiny hands as he healed a Jeffrey Epstein doppelganger in a hospital bed.

A horned, winged, demonic creature appeared in the background, seemingly giving his Satanic blessing as Trump attempted to resurrect the infamous pedophile.

White is a Prosperity Gospel grifter, thrice-married Jezebel with a penchant for speaking in tongues. The Dear Leader was sending a message to his sycophantic MAGA supporters: do not try to upstage me, I am the king of tomfoolery, narcissism, and blasphemy.

Trump’s remarks were considered offensive by Mainline Protestants, Roman Catholics, and Muslims, who hold differing views on Jesus but regard him with respect.

While several well-known MAGA evangelicals voiced their concern and disapproval, the majority of MAGA supporters reacted to Trump’s recent antics with indifference.

White evangelicals have a transactional relationship, not a spiritual kinship with their bloated Savior. They will praise and even worship him if he continues to support the genocidal state of Israel, oppose abortion and appoint conservative Supreme Court Justices.

If Trump throws one of his dirty diapers on a Nativity Scene, they will merely shrug and praise him to high heaven.

AI Jesus on the Mainline, Tell Him What You Want

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“For some evangelical Christians, faith is about having a personal relationship with Jesus. At $1.99 per minute, the tech company Just Like Me is taking that concept to a new level.

AP

Evangelical Christianity is a moneymaking scheme, ministers of megachurches live in luxury, while many of their parishioners struggle to make ends meet.

The Prosperity Gospel segment of the evangelical movement is especially predatory; they prey on the poor and vulnerable by promising miraculous returns on tithes and love offerings given to the church.

It should come as no surprise that an AI Jesus chatbot is a swindle to steal money from gullible evangelicals (oxymoron?)

Suckers can engage in a video call with a Jesus avatar generated by AI. The algorithm offers prayers and praise calculated to please the supplicants and intended to make them addicted to the virtual Jesus.

In some ways the AI Jesus is superior to the historical Jesus. Prayer in a real sense is a monologue, not a dialogue. Jesus never audibly responds to the prayers of the faithful, regardless how sincere and earnest they are. Evangelicals never see the object of their veneration, when praying they picture in their minds what their deity looks like.

Subscribers of this platform can join a video call with the AI Jesus, they can see him and he audibly responds to their queries and prayers.

AI Jesus on the mainline, tell him what you want.

AI Jesus on the mainline, for just $1.99 per minute,

He’ll answer your prayers.

Pete Hegseth Farts at Podium

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Politicians need to be careful about hot mic moments—these are times when someone is unknowingly recorded speaking frankly or saying something inappropriate because they did not realize the microphone was on.

It is par for the course for Secretary of War Pete Hegseth to utter inappropriate comments glorifying violence and advocating Christian fascism in his press conferences, so I am not sure he worries about being caught in a hot mic moment.

As Hegseth was standing at a podium ready to brief reporters on the Iran war, a distinct sound of what could only be a fart was heard. He quickly looked up to see if anyone noticed the embarrassing sound.

The notorious alcoholic has been accused of drinking alcohol at the podium before, but this is the first time he has been recorded farting at the podium.

After drinking alcohol, a person may experience an excessive amount of belching, abdominal bloating, and flatulence; I expect flatulence to become a common occurrence at Hegseth’s speeches and press conferences.

Hegseth has a penchant for leaking classified information, it should not come as a surprise that he has leaks of the gastrointestinal tract.

As much as Hegseth drinks, I am surprised his fart sounded like a pistol firing and not staccato machine gun fire.

Whenever I hear vitriolic rhetoric emanate from the drunk’s mouth I feel like vomiting, but I am lucky that I have not been exposed to the foul stench that originates from his rear end.

Mark Burns, Trump’s Spiritual Adviser Makes Excuses for his Profanity-Laced Tirade

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“Pastor Mark Burns revealed he confronted the president about his profanity-laced tirade on Truth Social:

“I think the president is very much like a Peter a very foul-mouthed individual.

But the president is not the pastor of the USA. He is the President of the USA. He is not the moral authority of our nation.”

MSN

I seriously doubt Burns privately confronted Trump about his profane rant on Truth Social. See my essay:

https://robertpaulreyes.com/trumps-truth-social-posts-insults-christianity-and-islam/

Burns is an Uncle Tom who vociferously supports Trump and the GOP, even though their rhetoric and policies are antithetical to the interests of Blacks. If he is too much of a coward to confront Trump about his blatant racism, he will not confront him about anything else.

Burns is too obsequious and cowardly to speak truth to power, instead of rebuking the foul-mouthed president, he made excuses for him. The mealy-mouthed sycophant compared Trump to the Apostle Peter who denied knowing Jesus three times on the night of Jesus’ arrest, and in his final denial, he swore to emphasize his point. If Burns was a true Christian he would have compared Trump to Judas, and not to the apostle that Roman Catholics consider the first pope.

Trump is the president of our country, not the pastor of our country, but that doesn’t give him carte blanche to post a profane, inflammatory rant to the leader of another country.

I’m not the president or a pastor, as a humble blogger I’ll speak on behalf Americans that are tired of Trump’s racist, vulgar, childish and authoritarian behavior: Fuck off and die, you freaking moron.

Trump’s Truth Social Posts Insults Christianity and Islam

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On Saturday Donald Trump warned Iran in a Truth Social post:

“Remember when I gave Iran ten days to MAKE A DEAL or OPEN UP THE HORMUZ STRAIT. Time is running out – 48 hours before all Hell will reign down on them. Glory be to GOD!”.

We’re not suffering from dementia, we remember a threat you issued only a few days ago, but we also recall that you are the TACO president who makes over-the-top threats – such as massive tariffs or military strikes – only to delay, reduce, or cancel them after adverse market or public reaction.

Why should Iran take Trump’s bluster seriously, when they are cognizant that he may soil his diapers at any moment, go into a tantrum and forget his admonishments?

Trump’s threat of perpetrating war crimes by blowing up civilian infrastructure – coupled with his invoking of God – is a troubling sign that America is turning into a Christian theocracy led by a sociopath warmonger.

On Sunday Trump warned Iran in a Truth Social post:

“Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fucking Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell – JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP.”

On Saturday Trump made a mockery of Christianity by implying that Jehovah blesses war crimes, and on Sunday he insulted Islam with his “Praise be to Allah” taunt. MAGA Christians may not give a fuck if their orange messiah defiles Christianity, but both the Iranian Shia Muslims and the Gulf State Sunni Muslims are outraged by Trump’s Islamophobia.

Trump’s rant ensures that Iran will never give in to his demands, and they will cause our Sunni allies to reconsider their relationship with an unstable American ally.

Grandma Faces Trial for Wearing Penis Costume to No Kings Protest

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Renea Gamble, 62, attended the No Kings rally in Fairhope, Alabama, on October 18, 2025. It is De rigueur for protesters at “No King’s” rallies to dress in inflatable frog costumes to project a non-threatening image, but Gamble chose a more provocative getup: a 7-foot inflatable penis.

Standing erect holding an American flag on one hand and a handmade sign reading “No Dick Tator” on the other, Gamble was an imposing figure. Her outfit was unusual and controversial, yet it fit America’s tradition of peaceful protest.

Trump and his allies have escalated attacks on dissent – prosecuting non-violent protestors as terrorists and punishing free speech. They are out-of-control, throwing the book at a grandma engaging in peaceful protest.

Gamble’s initial arrest was for the minor offense of disorderly conduct. Months later, she is now facing two additional charges in relation to the October incident: giving officers a false name and breaking a city ordinance related to disturbing the peace.

The authorities need to get off Gamble’s dick; her amusing garb does not merit heavy-handed prosecution.

The real dick in this incident is law enforcement. I do not understand why their panties are in a twist, a phallus waving an American flag is exactly what the average MAGA cultist looks like.