Month: October 2026

Hero Grandpa Shoots Drunk ICE Goon Who Was ‘Sleeping in Off’ on His Front Lawn

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U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) should be abolished—not reformed, rehabilitated, or restored. Abolished. Period.

ICE agents are the Trump administration’s Gestapo-like enforcers. Their record includes well-documented human rights abuses, aggressive interior enforcement tactics, family separations, and incidents that can only be described as the public execution of innocent American civilians.

An off-duty inebriated ICE thug was arrested for attacking a woman and her father after he was found “sleeping it off” on their lawn.

The woman arrived home to find the ICE agent, 32-year-old David Gonzalez, sleeping on her front lawn. Imagine the poor lady’s horror, I would rather find a serial killer or a plague-infected homeless person sleeping on my lawn.

The woman told her 72-year-old father, with whom she lives, and he “went outside to send Gonzalez on his way,”. When Gonzalez woke up, he “appeared intoxicated and agitated” and assaulted the father. The default mode of an ICE agent is to assault a citizen, even when the so-called law enforcement agent is trespassing and publicly drunk.

The woman’s father produced a gun and fired one shot at Gonzalez, striking him in the midsection. I applaud the incredible restraint of the elderly dad; I would have been tempted to riddle the drunk bastard with bullets or set him on fire.

The woman called her boyfriend, an off-duty police officer, who arrived and placed Gonzalez in handcuffs, according to Fresno police. I am not anti-law enforcement, this off-duty cop did the right thing by slapping handcuffs on the ICE hooligan.

The ICE agent was charged with felony assault and vandalism. After being taken by ambulance to a hospital, he should be held in jail pending trial.

Naked Statue of Trump Unveiled at European Parliament

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Donald Trump is on a crusade to erect monuments to himself in Washington D.C before his tyrannical regime ends in impeachment, implementation of 25th amendment or a stroke. He has already demolished the East Wing of the White House to erect his $400 million presidential ballroom, and he intends to erect a 250-foot-tall Triumphal Arch near Arlington Cemetery. 

The American public may be powerless to stop this egotistical monster from defiling the nation’s capital, but rest assured that you will not find any monuments erected in his honor in any of the world’s major cities.

However, you will find a Donald Trump statue in Strasbourg, France, the official seat of the European Parliament. But this work of art does not glorify the fat toad, instead it ridicules and mocks him. Titled “The Orange Plague,” the masterpiece depicts the US president on the shoulders of a frail man. His fat thighs and sagging belly wrap tightly around the man’s head; his hands clutch at a long golf club and a miniature scales of justice.

The orange piece of human excrement is an albatross around the neck of America and a burden on the shoulders of the world.

A chef’s kiss to Danish artist Jens Galschiot who created this magnus opus, may he inspire American artists to honor the fascist in similar fashion.

Trump is Too Old to be Alive, Let Alone be President

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“During his recent trip to Washington, Chinese officials made some highly specific requests for President Xi Jinping. They wanted to guarantee the 73-year-old leader had plenty of time to rest between meetings with President Donald Trump.

The Chinese team asked for a private room in the West Wing. Only his wife, Peng Liyuan, was permitted inside to be with him.”

MSN

Chinese President Xi Jinping is 73 and shows no signs of dementia, cankles, obesity, or a heart condition. Even so, his aides ensure that the stocky septuagenarian avoids overexertion and gets ample rest.

At 80, President Donald Trump needs adequate rest, particularly given concerns about his cognitive and physical health. Yet his aides appear unwilling to urge him to avoid shouting or speaking at length during rallies—antics that could increase his risk of a stroke or heart attack.

In between meeting with world leaders Trump should have a private room in the White House, and only Natalie Harp should be permitted inside with him. She can change his diapers, fellatio him, breathe on his cold and decomposing hands and give him a pep talk.

Under the tender ministrations of Natalie maybe Sleepy Don will not look Like Weekend at Bernie’s when he is conversing with world leaders.

Allowances must be made for a decrepit and demented octogenarian who is one Big Mac away from a stroke.

Trump Fluffer Robert Jeffress Claims James Talarico isn’t a Christian

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Organized religion poses an existential threat to humanity comparable to AI and global warming. I support the separation of church and state, and my ideal political candidate does not profess allegiance to any religious faith.

However, I support James Talarico who is running for the U.S Senate in Texas, in spite of the fact that he holds a Master of Arts in Theological Studies and is pursuing a Master of Divinity at the Austin Presbyterian Theological Seminary to become an ordained minister.

Talarico places his Christian faith at the center of his public identity and political career, but unlike evangelical Christians, he does not seek to transform our democracy into a white Christian nationalist theocracy. He believes that the Constitution and not the bible is the is the foundation of our democracy, and he is determined to make Texas a state where everyone regardless of ethnicity, sexual orientation or religion or lack thereof feels comfortable.

Robert Jeffress, the pastor of First Baptist Dallas, has a penchant for speaking from his ass. A diehard Trump supporter since 2015, Jeffress has declared the Democrat Party a “godless party,” and he even announced Democrats worship the Old Testament pagan god, Moloch.

The latest outburst emanating from Jeffress’ ass is his claim that Talarico is not a Christian. Jeffress declared that Talarico’s beliefs “disqualify him from being a Christian” after Talarico said that “God is nonbinary” and embodies both masculine and feminine traits.

Jesus himself declared that God is spirit; indeed, God is the epitome of a nonbinary being.

I would not place much stock in anything that Jeffress proclaims, after all this is the same asshole who thinks that the thrice married, twice impeached, pathological liar and adjudicated rapist Donald Trump is a great Christian.

Evangelicals Idolize the Bible

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Evangelicals often label Latter-day Saints, Seventh-day Adventists, and Jehovah’s Witnesses as cults while ridiculing their sacred texts, including the Book of Mormon and Ellen G. White’s writings.

But evangelicals are more cult-like than the aforementioned Christian sects, they set themselves apart from mainstream Christianity with their rabid devotion to their orange messiah and their idolatrous affection for the Bible. They treat the bible as a magic book that explains all of life’s mysteries, and they use it as a weapon to thump unbelievers.

The Bible was written by roughly 40 authors over about 1,500 years, so it naturally contains contradictions. This helps explain why more than 40,000 Christian denominations interpret it differently.

Evangelicals are woefully ignorant of the bible that they venerate, and they memorize a few dozen verses, and they use these selected words to demonize everyone outside their cult.

Evangelicals are so quick to use the bible to condemn others that they are rendered spiritually blind to the teachings of Jesus Christ. They place more stock in selected scripture verses than in the love and mercy of the founder of Christianity.

Evangelicals would be better served by setting aside an excessive reverence for the Bible and focusing instead on loving God with all their heart, soul, and mind, and loving their neighbors as themselves.