Who Would Win a Cage Fight: Trump or Christie? Hopefully They Would Both Die of a Stroke!

Former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie told Piers Morgan in a Fox News Interview that he was eager for a fight with the GOP frontrunner either with words or fists.

These two political behemoths trade barbs on social media almost every day, maybe they should settle their differences in a boxing ring or in a UFC octagon.

I would pay good money to see a fight between these two overweight blobs, but only if it’s a cage fight so that Cadet Bone Spurs can’t roll away in fright.  

You might think that a battle between these fat asses would be as entertaining as a fight between two guys wearing inflatable sumo outfits, but I beg to differ.

These morbidly obese and out-of-shape old men may not have the energy to land meaningful blows, but there’s a good chance they will die of a heart attack or stroke.

Who would win? Trump will break all the rules, land low blows, wear brass knuckles and pull a Tyson and bite Christie’s pecker, but he’s 78-freaking years old. The much younger Christie, 60, will prevail and hopefully do the world a favor and kill his opponent.

Chris Christie’s Brutal Attack on Trump Will Weaken the GOP Frontrunner in the General Election

There are over a dozen Republican presidential candidates who are chasing the overwhelming frontrunner, Donald Trump. They all treat Trump with kid gloves, only occasionally landing a glancing blow. The only candidate who calls Trump, out, directly and by name, and doesn’t mince words is the erstwhile Trump ally and former New Jersey governor, Chris Christie.

Christie has the moxie to frequently call Trump the only word than can eviscerate him, the dreaded “L” word. Not L for liar but L for loser. You can call Trump a psychopath, serial sexual predator, pathological liar or an orange-faced baboon and it will hardly faze him, but call him a loser and he will wax apoplectic.

Trump doesn’t want to be reminded about his many failed business ventures, and most of all he doesn’t want to be reminded that he lost the 2020 presidential election to the senile Joe Biden, who rarely ventured out of his basement to campaign.

Even though Christie doesn’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of winning the Republican nomination for president, the thin-skinned narcissist always responds promptly whenever he’s attacked by his only Republican tormentor.

Christie’s frontal and brutal attack on Trump won’t win him the Republican nomination, and it won’t weaken the big loser in the primary. Evangelicals know that their messiah is a loser, liar, sexual predator and a psychopath, they just don’t give a damn. They are quite at home with Trump’s rage and racism, because that the toxic message that they hear every Sunday in their churches.

But Christie’s criticism and mockery of Trump will weaken the GOP frontrunner in the general election.

Biggest Blimp: Chinese Spy Balloon, Chris Christie or Donald Trump?

Baby Trump Balloon

Donald Trump and Chris Christie, two Republican heavyweights in physical girth as well as political influence, sniped at each other on Sunday in a series of social media posts.

Christie landed the first jab, predicting on ABC’s “This Week”, that Trump would lose a 2024 rematch with President Joe Biden.  Trump has a well-deserved reputation as a counter-puncher, and he quickly responded on his Truth Social platform with a series of insults.

I’m not go into detail into the juvenile barbs that the two blowhards hurled at each other, there is nothing to be gained by trying to analyze such buffoonery.

This is a preview of the crass insults that will permeate campaign commercials and cable TV news airwaves during the 20024 Republican presidential primaries.

Instead of Trump and Christie duking it out rhetorically or physically why not have a balloon face-off? Christie is almost as huge as the Chinese spy balloon and he’s full of hot air, so why not launch the fat ass failed presidential candidate into the stratosphere along with the infamous Baby Trump balloon, and the one who remains afloat the longest wins.

Chris Christie: Trump Made Me Order Meatloaf at White House Dinner

“The New Jersey governor and former Republican presidential candidate, along with his wife, Mary Pat, visited the White House on Tuesday to have dinner with Trump. Christie spoke about the event while guest-hosting a New York sports talk radio show and says that when the diners opened their menus, Trump told everyone to have whatever they`d like to eat – except Christie himself.

Instead, Trump insisted that both he and Christie would have the meatloaf.”

People Magazine

I`m not surprised Christie had the meatloaf, he`s a “yes man,” plus he`ll eat anything that`s placed in front of him. You don`t weigh as much as a baby hippo by having a refined palate. The easiest job in the world is being Christie`s personal cook, all he has to do is fill the governor`s trough with slop, and he`ll be a happy camper.

If Trump told me “You and I are having meatloaf,” I would reply, “Oh, hell No! This is the damn White House, I`m having steak and lobster and I`m washing it down with Dom Perignon,”

Trump is surrounded by sycophants and yes men – for the love of God isn`t there one man who will tell the emperor that he isn`t wearing any clothes, and that`s he`s exposing his tiny pecker?

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