Biggest Blimp: Chinese Spy Balloon, Chris Christie or Donald Trump?

Baby Trump Balloon

Donald Trump and Chris Christie, two Republican heavyweights in physical girth as well as political influence, sniped at each other on Sunday in a series of social media posts.

Christie landed the first jab, predicting on ABC’s “This Week”, that Trump would lose a 2024 rematch with President Joe Biden.  Trump has a well-deserved reputation as a counter-puncher, and he quickly responded on his Truth Social platform with a series of insults.

I’m not go into detail into the juvenile barbs that the two blowhards hurled at each other, there is nothing to be gained by trying to analyze such buffoonery.

This is a preview of the crass insults that will permeate campaign commercials and cable TV news airwaves during the 20024 Republican presidential primaries.

Instead of Trump and Christie duking it out rhetorically or physically why not have a balloon face-off? Christie is almost as huge as the Chinese spy balloon and he’s full of hot air, so why not launch the fat ass failed presidential candidate into the stratosphere along with the infamous Baby Trump balloon, and the one who remains afloat the longest wins.

Chris Christie: Trump Made Me Order Meatloaf at White House Dinner

“The New Jersey governor and former Republican presidential candidate, along with his wife, Mary Pat, visited the White House on Tuesday to have dinner with Trump. Christie spoke about the event while guest-hosting a New York sports talk radio show and says that when the diners opened their menus, Trump told everyone to have whatever they`d like to eat – except Christie himself.

Instead, Trump insisted that both he and Christie would have the meatloaf.”

People Magazine

I`m not surprised Christie had the meatloaf, he`s a “yes man,” plus he`ll eat anything that`s placed in front of him. You don`t weigh as much as a baby hippo by having a refined palate. The easiest job in the world is being Christie`s personal cook, all he has to do is fill the governor`s trough with slop, and he`ll be a happy camper.

If Trump told me “You and I are having meatloaf,” I would reply, “Oh, hell No! This is the damn White House, I`m having steak and lobster and I`m washing it down with Dom Perignon,”

Trump is surrounded by sycophants and yes men – for the love of God isn`t there one man who will tell the emperor that he isn`t wearing any clothes, and that`s he`s exposing his tiny pecker?

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