Evangelical Clergy Bless Unveiling of Trump Gold Statue

A colossal gold leaf statue of Donald Trump was unveiled at the president’s golf course in Doral Florida. The 22-foot abomination depicts the president thrusting his fist into the air, in a defiant gesture.

You would expect Christian and Jewish leaders to keep their distance from a ceremony that celebrates a brazen act of idolatry. Both Jewish and Christian traditions condemn the sin of idolatry as codified in the 2nd Commandment: Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.

 It should not be surprising that Trump’s longtime spiritual advisor Pastor Mark Burns and a circle of evangelical and Jewish clergy blessed the unveiling of this travesty.

Burns likely knew he was blessing a golden calf or, in Trump’s case, a golden pig. “Let me be clear: this is not a golden calf,” he protested.

Burns is familiar with the story of the golden calf:

While Moses was on Mount Sinai for 40 days receiving the Ten Commandments from God, the Israelites grew impatient and pressured his brother Aaron to create a golden calf. On Moses’ command, the Levites killed 3,000 men involved in the idolatry.

Whether you read the golden-calf story as history or as an allegory, the point stands: people who deify themselves are ultimately undone by vanity, arrogance, and stupidity.

Whatever one thinks of Donald Trump, many evangelicals have elevated him to a near-messianic status and accountability will follow. As surely as any graven image can fall, his political moment will pass; the moral arc bends toward justice, and the movement that enabled his abuses will face lasting scrutiny and consequences.

Susan Collins is a Quivering Mess

“Senator Susan Collins has said the shaking seen in recent campaign videos is caused by a benign essential tremor, following days of online speculation about her health as she seeks re-election in Maine’s closely watched 2026 Senate race.”

Newsweek

Susan Collins often claims to be concerned about Donald Trump’s statements, posts, and policies and then votes with him anyway. Even if Trump signed an executive order demanding that every MAGA loyalist sacrifice their firstborn as proof of allegiance, she would clutch her pearls, voice her concerns, and then ask if she could offer up a sibling instead since she has no children.

What should concern Collins is the head shaking that disrupts her speech. She insists it is caused by a benign essential tremor and says she is not worried about it.

Collins has had this condition throughout her public career, but it has worsened significantly, and some observers worry it could kill the septuagenarian.

We are all familiar with Donald Trump’s signature dance which makes him look like he is jerking off two dicks; many GOP politicians have imitated his dance to show solidarity with him. Collins has never attempted the infamous dance because she realizes that it would make her look like she is clutching two vibrating dildos.

I am concerned about the Republicans retaining control of the Senate in the midterm elections, the good people of Minnesota should vote this quivering spinless idiot out of office.

Phone Plan for Christians that Blocks Porn Will Fail, They Love Them Some Porn

“A new US-wide cell phone network (Radiant Mobile) marketed to Christians is set to launch next week. It blocks porn, which experts in network security say marks the first time a US cell plan has used network-level blocking for such content that can’t be turned off even by adult account owners. It’s also rolling out a filter on sexual content aimed at blocking material related to gender and trans issues.”

Technology Review.com

Evangelicals will sign up by the millions for a cell phone network that blocks porn and LGBTQ content, right?

Wrong! Fundies will claim that this porn-free cell service is the greatest thing since sliced bread and leisure suits, but they are going to keep their cell phone plans that allow them unfettered access to hard core porn.

Even as evangelicals condemn pornography and protest LGBTQ-related content, the Bible Belt has the highest porn consumption in the country.

At Republican National Conventions and Turning Point USA events, Tinder and Grindr often see sharp usage spikes in the host city. The same kind of hypocrisy shows up among prominent closeted evangelicals including Senators Lindsey Graham, Tim Scott, Tom Cotton, and Josh Hawley; House Speaker Mike Johnson; and commentator Bennie Johnson.

When a religious or political convention comes to town especially one marked by worship and public piety Grindr activity tends to surge, and nearby hotels often fill with male sex workers.

Mark my words: Radiant Mobile will fail because many evangelicals still want access to pornography, especially girl-on-girl content.

The Best Male Collegiate Volleyball Player is Delightfully Gay

Volleyball is a physically demanding sport, but because it is a non-contact game some critics dismiss it as “soft”, feminine” or “gay.” Volleyball has a net separating opponents, rendering macho man-to-man contact impossible. The worst players can do is lob insults at their opponents on the other side of the net.

Jordan Lucas is arguable the best collegiate volleyball player, the outside-hitter is renowned for his deadly spikes and for his trademark flamboyant hair flips, air kisses, and stereotypically gay demeanor.

His eye-catching celebrations after killer plays, energize the crowd and pump-up his teammates.

But not everyone is a fan, there’s always the homophobe who can’t appreciate Lucas’ amazing play, because he gets hung up on his theatrics. Volleyball announcer Charlie Brande made a pointed remark after Lucas delivered one of his patented hair-flips:

“I’m amazed Jordan Lucas hasn’t been popped by somebody. The antics he’s making under the net, it’s very distasteful.”

I bet “Mr. Macho” Brande has no problem with the butt-slaps, huddles, pile-ons, crop-top jerseys, and tight uniforms common in the NFL, but a hair-flip gets his panties in a twist.

Brande’s comment implicitly encourages violence against players who are different and confident enough to be themselves on and off the court. Thankfully, he was fired for the remark.

I am not going to stop watching women’s beach volleyball in favor of men’s volleyball, but I admire Lucas and I wish him all the best.