Month: May 2026

Evangelical Loses Suit to Remove LGBT Imagery from Workplace

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“An evangelical Christian claimed gender ideology was the ‘work of the devil’ and demanded that LGBT-related imagery be removed from a job centre.

Mark Jennings was offered a job as a work coach at an employment office in Canterbury, Kent, in June 2024.

However, before accepting the position he insisted that any visible support for LGBT rights or Pride month be removed from the office.”

TheTimes.Com

Evangelical Christians cause havoc not only in MAGA land, but in the UK as well, indeed they are a blight on humanity.

Nothing gets an evangelical’s panties in a twist more than any LGBT-related imagery; Jennings would be well-advised to hide in a monastery during Pride Month. The explosion of gayness in June might prompt an embarrassing erection and expose him as a closeted gay man.

Mark Jennings attends a Roman Catholic mass as well as services at two evangelical churches every Sunday, all this religious indoctrination yet he hasn’t learned that gay, straight or trans, we are all the children of God.

To accommodate Jennings’s tender sensibilities, Pride symbols were removed from the public-facing area of the office where he worked.

However, he clutched his pearls and demanded that Pride imagery be removed from the entire office.

In the workplace, no accommodation should be made for bigotry or homophobia, even when rooted in religious beliefs.

This story has a happy ending; the judge threw out the case and ordered the wanker to pay all court costs.

Milli Vanilli to Headline ‘Freedom 250’ Concert

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On July 4, 2026, the United States will mark 250 years of independence. In the lead-up to that date, the Trump regime has scheduled several Freedom 250 events, all of them jingoistic, sacrilegious, and corny as hell.

The Great American State Fair, a large national exposition set for June 25 to July 10, 2026, will take place on the National Mall. Featured performers include ’90s acts such as Vanilla Ice, Young MC, and Milli Vanilli.

I admit that back in the day I thought I was cool as I rapped “Alright stop, collaborate and listen” along with Vanilla Ice when his video was on heavy rotation on MTV. I thought Milli Vanilli had it all, great looks, fantastic dance moves, and earworm melodies, but that was before I found out that the duo was as fake as Trump’s urine-colored toupee.

When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, and I partied like a child. But when I became an adult, I left those cringey pop stars behind. The Trump regime is reminding me what a nerd I was back in the 90s, and really all of my life by showcasing these cheesy 90’s pop stars.

Don’t the producers of this musical abomination realize that only one member of Milli Vanilli is still alive? Fab Morvan still tours and records music, but Rob Pilatus died in 1998 from an accidental overdose involving alcohol and prescription drugs.

Don’t they realize that Milli Vanilli was one of the biggest frauds in pop music history? Their only Grammy was revoked after it came to light that they did not sing on their records.

I guess a duo of lip-synching scammers is the perfect act for a musical event organized by an administration of grifters, con artists and dirtbags.

Trump Wobbles Like a Weeble

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President Donald Trump attended the annual wreath-laying ceremony at Arlington National Cemetery on May 25 for Memorial Day. As is his practice he made a mockery of a solemn occasion by wobbling like a Weeble as a soldier played “Taps.”

Vice President JD Vance, Secretary of War Pete Hegseth and other military personnel stood ramrod straight while their commander-in-chief was swaying like a drunken sailor.

Trump was not intoxicated; he has long abstained from alcohol and does not smoke. So why was he wobbling?

Older adults may sway while standing because of age-related health issues. In Trump’s case, the wobbling appears to stem from muscle weakness caused by inactivity and from carrying more weight than even his fat cankles can support.

Trump would be better off using a walker to improve his stability and keep him from falling. But he is too vain to admit he wears diapers, so I doubt he will be using a walker anytime soon.

Wobbling Trump is a perfect representation of the current state of affairs, the disastrous war in Iran and the ensuing skyrocketing inflation has his administration on the ropes.

Trump really does resemble a Weeble, an egg-shaped children’s toy featuring a weighted bottom, which allows them to wobble when pushed without ever tipping over.

I am sick and tired of Trump embarrassing America, I wish someone would tip the Weeble over a cliff.

On Being Old

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I am not “of a certain age,” a senior citizen, mature or elderly. I am old, and I embrace that politically incorrect word.

When I turn seventy, I will not pretend to be younger. To young people, there is no difference between a sexagenarian, a septuagenarian, and an octogenarian. Anyone over sixty is seen as an ethereal entity whose ticket for the afterlife will soon be punched.

I am not a ghostly creature reminiscing my life away, I am flesh and bones, albeit with creaky joints and arthritic knees. I am an old man who is living in the here and now and is still making new memories.

Because I am in the winter of my life it does not mean that I am obsessed with what comes next, it means I am determined to make the most of my allotted time.

I may be older than dirt, but I am not six feet under yet. All I ask is a little respect and to be treated as though I still belong in this world.

Melania Trump is Creeped Out by Donald Trump’s Double Jerk-Off Dance

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On Tuesday, May 19, pimp-in-chief Donald Trump and his bottom bitch, Melania Trump, hosted the annual White House Congressional Picnic. As they welcomed their guests, consisting of grifters, fluffers, MAGA cultists and assorted freaks, Trump busted out his patented dance move, known everywhere as the double jerk-off. To emphasize the fact that he is simulating a double hand job he typically performs the X-rated shimmy with the gay national anthem Y.M.C.A blaring in the background.

Trophy wife Melania Trump could not help but cringe as her octogenarian husband hit his signature dance move on the South Lawn of the White House this week. Melania is not a prude; she was a soft porn model and rumored to be a sex worker in her young adulthood.

But she has red lines when it comes to expressions of sexuality, and she absolutely hates it when her buffoonish and bloated bastard spouse does his creepy bop.

I am sure my readers are as creeped out as Melania, but bastard that I am I am not done creeping you out. Who do you think Trump fantasizes that he his jerking-off when he performs his nausea-inducing boogie? My guess is Bill Clinton and Arnold Palmer.

‘Rededicate 250’ Prayer Meeting on the National Mall was a White Nationalist Christian Shit Show

The “Rededicate 250” prayer meeting was a massive, government-backed White Nationalist prayer rally held on the National Mall in Washington, D.C. on May 17,2026.

This religious spectacle, which mocked the principle of separation of church and state, made no effort to appear ecumenical. Nearly all the speakers were white evangelical Christians, aside from a rabbi and a few Catholics.

There were no Muslim, Buddhist or Hindu speakers, the organizers of this abomination did not want to offend the sensibilities of their blond surfer Jesus, by inviting infidels.

The white evangelicals who made the pilgrimage to Rededicate 250 are Trump’s most loyal and resolute supporters. These true believers worship their Orange Messiah, and they consider every lie, vanity and profanity that emanates from his sphincter-shaped mouth as the Gospel.

But instead of attending his administration’s nine-hour prayer festival Trump decided to play golf at his club in northern Virginia. Play golf or pray, it was a no-brainer for the irreligious sociopath.

Trump sent a prerecorded video message in which he read from 2 Chronicles 7:11–22—or, as he would probably call it, “Two Chronicles.”

It does not matter, the MAGA cultists still adore and worship their false god. Had Trump made an appearance and pissed on them from the stage, they would have thanked god for sending his son to baptize them with his golden urine.

Pastor Robert Jeffress Claims Trump Understands Bible Better than Pope Leo

“A prominent Baptist pastor told Fox News on Saturday that President Donald Trump has a ‘better understanding’ of the bible than Pope Leo XIV when it concerns the military conflict with Iran.”

AOL.com

Donald Trump commenced a crusade against Pope Leo after he criticized the war in Iran, prompting the warmonger to accuse him of weakness and political bias.

On one side of this holy war, you have Pope Leo the spiritual leader of 1.2 billion Roman Catholics worldwide, and on the other you have Donald Trump the spiritual leader of about 45 million MAGA cultists in the USA.

Hmm, let me see who do I think has greater clarity and spiritual insight on issues of war and peace? Pope Leo XIV the leader of the Roman Catholic Church who has nine years of higher education dedicated strictly to theological, graduate, and advanced ecclesiastical studies or Donald Trump who’s never read the Bible and has a penchant for holding it upside down?

Is Robert Jeffress an impartial voice in this debate? Hardly. The evangelical pastor is a prominent, long-standing Trump supporter who regularly defends him on Fox News and is considered one of his most loyal evangelical fluffers.

Modern popes preach the Gospel of Peace as a core part of their global ministry, calling for diplomacy and negotiations to prevail over violent rhetoric and war. That is what popes do, they preach peace.

Only an antichrist figure would start a feud with the pontiff for calling for a diplomatic solution to the illegal war on Iran.

Jesus must be spinning in his grave over the way infidels are perverting his Gospel of Peace.

Early Morning Senior Mall Walkers: the Zombie Apocalypse

As a senior citizen, I have given up many lifelong hobbies because I no longer have the physical agility, coordination, or mental sharpness to do them—or to enjoy them.

As a teenager, I used to play basketball all day long at my local playground. I haven’t touched a basketball in decades, and if I attempted to shoot a ball through a hoop it would be as futile as attempting a hole-in-one on a par three hole.

Jogging has been the one constant in my adult life, and I still make my usual rounds through the neighborhood with my loyal dog. In spring, when the sky is blue, the grass is green, and the roses are in bloom, I feel energized and renewed. When I get home and plop down on the sofa, all my joints may creak, and I may be out of breath, but nevertheless I feel like a young man.

My septuagenarian sister has long urged me to give up my daily jog around the neighborhood and walk at the mall instead. Mall walking is popular with seniors, and many malls open their doors one to three hours before the stores do to accommodate morning walkers.

Today I decided to give mall walking a try. I arrived at the shopping center at eight in the morning; the stores were shuttered, and many of the lights were still off. The place felt like the set of a post-apocalyptic horror film: older walkers shuffled past, their glaucoma-blurred eyes sliding right over me.

I was chilled to the bone. I am not as nimble as I used to be, and I wasn’t sure I could run away from them. I glanced at my reflection in the mirror, and to my horror I discovered that I looked just like them.

Lesson learned: I will not go to the mall before it officially opens again. Tomorrow, I will be back to jogging around the block.

Evangelical Clergy Bless Unveiling of Trump Gold Statue

A colossal gold leaf statue of Donald Trump was unveiled at the president’s golf course in Doral Florida. The 22-foot abomination depicts the president thrusting his fist into the air, in a defiant gesture.

You would expect Christian and Jewish leaders to keep their distance from a ceremony that celebrates a brazen act of idolatry. Both Jewish and Christian traditions condemn the sin of idolatry as codified in the 2nd Commandment: Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.

 It should not be surprising that Trump’s longtime spiritual advisor Pastor Mark Burns and a circle of evangelical and Jewish clergy blessed the unveiling of this travesty.

Burns likely knew he was blessing a golden calf or, in Trump’s case, a golden pig. “Let me be clear: this is not a golden calf,” he protested.

Burns is familiar with the story of the golden calf:

While Moses was on Mount Sinai for 40 days receiving the Ten Commandments from God, the Israelites grew impatient and pressured his brother Aaron to create a golden calf. On Moses’ command, the Levites killed 3,000 men involved in the idolatry.

Whether you read the golden-calf story as history or as an allegory, the point stands: people who deify themselves are ultimately undone by vanity, arrogance, and stupidity.

Whatever one thinks of Donald Trump, many evangelicals have elevated him to a near-messianic status and accountability will follow. As surely as any graven image can fall, his political moment will pass; the moral arc bends toward justice, and the movement that enabled his abuses will face lasting scrutiny and consequences.

Susan Collins is a Quivering Mess

“Senator Susan Collins has said the shaking seen in recent campaign videos is caused by a benign essential tremor, following days of online speculation about her health as she seeks re-election in Maine’s closely watched 2026 Senate race.”

Newsweek

Susan Collins often claims to be concerned about Donald Trump’s statements, posts, and policies and then votes with him anyway. Even if Trump signed an executive order demanding that every MAGA loyalist sacrifice their firstborn as proof of allegiance, she would clutch her pearls, voice her concerns, and then ask if she could offer up a sibling instead since she has no children.

What should concern Collins is the head shaking that disrupts her speech. She insists it is caused by a benign essential tremor and says she is not worried about it.

Collins has had this condition throughout her public career, but it has worsened significantly, and some observers worry it could kill the septuagenarian.

We are all familiar with Donald Trump’s signature dance which makes him look like he is jerking off two dicks; many GOP politicians have imitated his dance to show solidarity with him. Collins has never attempted the infamous dance because she realizes that it would make her look like she is clutching two vibrating dildos.

I am concerned about the Republicans retaining control of the Senate in the midterm elections, the good people of Minnesota should vote this quivering spinless idiot out of office.

Phone Plan for Christians that Blocks Porn Will Fail, They Love Them Some Porn

“A new US-wide cell phone network (Radiant Mobile) marketed to Christians is set to launch next week. It blocks porn, which experts in network security say marks the first time a US cell plan has used network-level blocking for such content that can’t be turned off even by adult account owners. It’s also rolling out a filter on sexual content aimed at blocking material related to gender and trans issues.”

Technology Review.com

Evangelicals will sign up by the millions for a cell phone network that blocks porn and LGBTQ content, right?

Wrong! Fundies will claim that this porn-free cell service is the greatest thing since sliced bread and leisure suits, but they are going to keep their cell phone plans that allow them unfettered access to hard core porn.

Even as evangelicals condemn pornography and protest LGBTQ-related content, the Bible Belt has the highest porn consumption in the country.

At Republican National Conventions and Turning Point USA events, Tinder and Grindr often see sharp usage spikes in the host city. The same kind of hypocrisy shows up among prominent closeted evangelicals including Senators Lindsey Graham, Tim Scott, Tom Cotton, and Josh Hawley; House Speaker Mike Johnson; and commentator Bennie Johnson.

When a religious or political convention comes to town especially one marked by worship and public piety Grindr activity tends to surge, and nearby hotels often fill with male sex workers.

Mark my words: Radiant Mobile will fail because many evangelicals still want access to pornography, especially girl-on-girl content.

The Best Male Collegiate Volleyball Player is Delightfully Gay

Volleyball is a physically demanding sport, but because it is a non-contact game some critics dismiss it as “soft”, feminine” or “gay.” Volleyball has a net separating opponents, rendering macho man-to-man contact impossible. The worst players can do is lob insults at their opponents on the other side of the net.

Jordan Lucas is arguable the best collegiate volleyball player, the outside-hitter is renowned for his deadly spikes and for his trademark flamboyant hair flips, air kisses, and stereotypically gay demeanor.

His eye-catching celebrations after killer plays, energize the crowd and pump-up his teammates.

But not everyone is a fan, there’s always the homophobe who can’t appreciate Lucas’ amazing play, because he gets hung up on his theatrics. Volleyball announcer Charlie Brande made a pointed remark after Lucas delivered one of his patented hair-flips:

“I’m amazed Jordan Lucas hasn’t been popped by somebody. The antics he’s making under the net, it’s very distasteful.”

I bet “Mr. Macho” Brande has no problem with the butt-slaps, huddles, pile-ons, crop-top jerseys, and tight uniforms common in the NFL, but a hair-flip gets his panties in a twist.

Brande’s comment implicitly encourages violence against players who are different and confident enough to be themselves on and off the court. Thankfully, he was fired for the remark.

I am not going to stop watching women’s beach volleyball in favor of men’s volleyball, but I admire Lucas and I wish him all the best.