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Walking Down Stairs is an Existential Threat for Trump

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Climbing stairs may seem more physically demanding than going down them, but descending actually places greater physical, visual, and neurological demands on the brain.

Trump’s cautious movements on stairs have become a recurring symbol of his stumbling administration. Videos have shown him repeatedly climbing—and especially descending—stairs with visible hesitation.

When the morbidly obese octogenarian descends the stairs from Air Force One, he moves slowly and deliberately, eyes fixed on each step. He pauses on a small landing to steady himself before continuing his precarious descent, one tiny hand gripping the bannister the entire way.

It is easy to see why descending stairs seems so daunting for Trump: he must rely on his swollen cankles to support his heavy frame while trusting his bruised and decomposing tiny hand to steady him on the way down.

It would not be surprising if Trump saw his pathetic and miserable life flash before his eyes every time, he walked down stairs.

Trump’s Reading List: Newspapers Articles About Him

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President Barack Obama, a former constitutional law professor, regularly publishes widely anticipated reading lists. He established this tradition during his presidency and continues to share curated selections of his favorite books multiple times a year.

Not only presidents but most politicians and other public figures love to share their favorite books to show off their intellectual gravitas.

President Donald Trump, a former reality show star and WWE wrestler, has never published a reading list. If he did my guess is that it would be a carefully curated list of coloring books and comic books.

Recently Trump appeared on a podcast hosted by Second Lady Usha Vance. The show called Storytime with the Second Lady, features casual conversation alongside literary readings.

The Second Lady, taking into consideration her guest’s dementia and functional illiteracy, invited him for an episode featuring children’s books.

During the episode, Vance asked the president whether he had “any time to read for fun these days.”

Trump replied: “I am currently reading Ecclesiastes, a book about the search for meaning in a world that is temporary, unpredictable, and often unfair. And for light reading I consume anything written by Proust.  

This is the buffoon’s real answer:

“So, I end up reading mostly newspapers. I usually read stories about myself.”

Off course the fucking narcissistic morn reads only newspaper articles about himself. God, I can’t wait until the Grim Reaper flushes the steaming pile of human shit down the toilet.

I Can’t Wait Until Death Finally Silences Trump

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The D.C Independence Day fireworks show which commenced after Donald Trump delivered his divisive and self-aggrandizing tirade concluded just moments before midnight.

After a day of bombast, braggadocio, and bile, one might have expected the octogenarian president to go straight to bed. But at 1:21 a.m., Trump was still active online doing the devil’s work, sharing a graphic that read:

“Over 273 Americans have been shot since the war in IRAN began … in Chicago.” The racist insomniac attempted to downplay the fatalities from his illegal, immoral, unjustified war in Iran by comparing the war’s death toll to that of the crime rate in a city led by a black Democratic mayor.

The death of one American soldier is too many, in a war of choice that only served the interests of the genocidal state of Israel.

The conflict has also caused thousands of deaths across the Middle East, including 120 schoolgirls targeted by an American Tomahawk missile. We are all God’s children, and the deaths of civilians in Lebanon and Iran are as tragic as the death of any American.

We long for the day when Sleepy Don finally goes to sleep and does not wake up, so we never again have to read his despicable posts.

An Exhausted Nation Prays Trump Will Suffer Fatal Heat Stroke July 4th

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Donald Trump, the morbidly obese octogenarian with cardiovascular issues, made the following comments while speaking in Medora, North Dakota, during the inaugural events of The Theodore Roosevelt Presidential Library on July 1, 2026:

“And this week we look back on 250 years of glorious freedom and we took so much time and so much effort. And by the way on July 4th it’s going to be approximately 107 degrees out and I’m going to go and I’m going to make a really long speech just to show that I can do anything. It’s going to be 107.”

Theodore Roosevelt was famously sickly as a child, but he transformed himself into one of the most vigorous and passionate outdoorsmen in American presidential history. Trump, driven by ego, appeared to be trying to persuade his supporters that he is as healthy as Roosevelt was in his prime.

Considering that Trump is going to be wearing a dark blue suit in 107° weather, with his red tie choking his vagina, it would not be surprising if he suffered a heat stroke. If the buffoon teetered on his cankles and dropped dead while preaching to the choir, it would be the most glorious July 4th in the long history of our country.

It is illegal and immoral to threaten the life of the President, but there’s no law against praying or wishing that the steaming pile of shit, known as Donald J. Trump, dies of a heat stroke this July 4th.

Evangelicals Humiliated as Trump Falls Asleep on Them

Members of the Religious Liberty Commission—composed almost entirely of evangelical Christians, along with a token Jewish rabbi and a couple of Catholics—went to the White House to pay homage to their orange messiah.

They whispered sweet nothings in Trump’s ear, specifically that there should be “bridges” between church and state rather than “a wall of separation” as Thomas Jefferson advocated.

The MAGA cult has already succeeded in bulldozing the wall of separation between religion and politics, and they are well on their way to establishing a White Christian Nationalist theocracy.

Evangelicals formed a circle around Trump, reminiscent of a circle jerk, who was seated at his desk in the Oval Office, as they left him drenched in their praise.

The irreligious sociopath has nothing but contempt for these useful idiots, evidenced by his nodding off while they fluffed the object of their adoration. Even Paula White’s platinum blonde sexuality and Ben Carson’s Uncle Tom coonery was unable to keep Trump from falling asleep.

While Trump is sleeping, his cabinet of grifters and fraudsters, and his religious advisers of con artists and haters are destroying our democracy.

Time to wake up America.

Trump-Meloni Feud

Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni, 49, is the mirror image of an American MAGA evangelical. She has built her political brand around Italy’s Roman Catholic heritage and traditional family values. She uses her Roman Catholic identity to buttress her political platform, advocating for policies that resonate with Trump supporters, like opposing abortion and LGBTQ rights.

President Donald Trump and Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni are close ideological allies, but they are hardly bosom buddies. The mercurial U.S. president has turned against her amid geopolitical rifts over America’s illegal and immoral war of choice in Iran.

Perhaps the main reason Trump shows Meloni so little respect is that he cannot regard a female political leader as his equal.

Trump sparked a feud with his Italian counterpart by falsely claiming she had begged him for a photograph at the G7 Summit in France and that he agreed only out of pity. The claim is plainly false: world leaders kept their distance from Trump and appeared eager to avoid being near him. Who would want to be within smelling distance of his bad breath and soiled diapers?

The attractive Meloni angrily denied the claim, calling it “made up,” but the repulsive octogenarian doubled down in a post on Truth Social, saying Meloni had asked “over and over” for a photograph during the summit. Trump should not flatter himself; no woman wants a photo-op with such a loathsome creature.

Trump’s pettiness and ego have jeopardized America’s relationship with an ally simply because the female prime minister challenged his self-aggrandizing lie.

The Truth Will Defeat Pathological Liar Trump

“Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.”

John 8: 444

Donald Trump embodies the deceitful spirit of Satan, the narcissist lies about his personal appearance, his health, and his cognitive acuity. It would not be so bad if he only lied about relatively inconsequential matters like the size of his manhood or his weight.

But the liar-in-chief has a documented history of making false or misleading claims about critical political and geopolitical issues. Trump’s lie that Iran posed an existential nuclear threat to the USA resulted in an illegal and immoral war of choice. His penchant for mendacity has been widely tracked by fact-checking organizations, the Washington Post has documented tens of thousands of false or misleading statements throughout his political career.

White evangelical Christians have rejected Jesus Christ who is the Truth and have embraced the pathological liar as their messianic Fuhrer for their White Nationalist Christian regime.  

Trump’s MAGA supporters present themselves as carrying out a divine mission while spreading misinformation and disinformation to advance his authoritarian agenda. Evangelicals recognize that Trump frequently lies, yet they tolerate it as long as he promotes a platform rooted in racism, homophobia, misogyny, and xenophobia.

We must confront Trump and his MAGA movement not with memes, AI videos, or mean tweets, but with the truth embedded in the Constitution.

Robert Jeffress’ Toupee is as Fake as his Christianity

Robert Jeffress, the evangelical pastor of the First Baptist Church megachurch in Dallas, is one of Donald Trump’s most strident supporters.

Jeffress first offered his public support for Donald Trump in September 2015, and he has remained a loyal booster through every political scandal, profane outburst, criminal act and outrageous antic that makes a mockery of the Gospel of Jesus Christ.

To his credit, Jeffress acknowledges that Trump has not earned his loyalty by reflecting the ethical teachings of Jesus. In a 2016 NPR interview, he explained:

“I don’t want some meek and mild leader or somebody who’s going to turn the other cheek. I’ve said I want the meanest, toughest SOB I can find to protect this nation. And so that’s why Trump’s tone doesn’t bother me.”

Trump’s homophobia, misogyny, dishonesty, xenophobia, and plain cruelty warm his heart and stiffens his wood.

Jeffress is also drawn to Trump for his ruthless business style and his ability to exploit his followers. He admires the grifter-in-chief and seems to envy Trump’s success at extracting money from supporters.

The televangelist is often seen wearing his signature bright red tie, which he likely chooses as a tribute to his orange messiah.

I am sick and tired of the fake Christianity of Trump’s MAGA supporters, their mode of Christianity is as fake as Jeffress’ ridiculously fake toupee.

Trump’s Supporters Ritually Kiss His Anus

Dementia, disease, and a dissolute lifestyle have taken an incredible toll on Donald Trump’s corpse. Syphilis rash has ravished the side of his neck, a vain addiction to orange spray tan has cursed him with raccoon eyes, a series of mini strokes  has left him with a droopy stroke face, male pattern baldness has thinned out his wispy urine-colored hair, skin elasticity loss is to blame for his neck resembling a prolapsed vagina, disgusting doll hands are a giveaway that he has a micro-penis, but his most disgusting feature is his sphincter-shaped mouth.

Several Bible verses describe the Almighty speaking the universe into existence: “For he spoke, and it came to be, he commanded, and it stood firm.”

In the Bible, the mouth primarily symbolized communication, the condition of the inner heart, and the power of human speech to create or destroy. When the orange antichrist speaks or tweets, he creates chaos and confusion; his words have incited racism, violence, division and all manner of evil.

Osculum infame is a witch’s ritual greeting upon meeting Satan. The name means the shameful kiss since it involves kissing the devil’s anus.

Trump’s sycophantic supporters greet him with a kiss firmly planted on his asshole, in most cases they do so metaphorically and in a few cases, it is a literal kiss on his anus. If Senator Lindsey Graham, House Speaker Mike Johnson, Senator Tim Scott and Vice President JD Vance mouths are swabbed by a physician, they will test positive for Trump’s rectal bacteria.

I would rather eat a zombie’s ass than show any kind of affection for Trump; cowards and idiots who kiss his ass deserve to burn in hell.

Don’t Be Surprised Evangelicals Have an Affinity for Trump’s Fascist Regime

Many Americans are baffled by MAGA evangelicals’ affiliation and spirited defense of the fascist Trump Administration. They have a tough time understanding how a movement that claims to follow the teachings of the peaceful, empathetic, and loving Jesus Christ can submit to a sociopath who is the antithesis of the founder of their faith.

I am not.

 Trump’s authoritarian and autocratic regime is tailor-made to appeal to the evangelical mindset. Evangelicals gravitate to megachurches ruled by authoritarian leaders who answer to nobody and have a penchant for making bombastic statements. Donald Trump is the epitome of a dictatorial leader who makes outlandish statements and answers to nobody not even the Constitution, naturally evangelicals worship him as their messiah.

Evangelicals are complicit with Trump is the dismantling of our democracy, they praise God for every anti-democracy statement or action by Trump and his cabal of sycophants. They are on a crusade to destroy democracy, while claiming that they are patriotic and freedom loving.

MAGA evangelicals fail to understand that democracy is an ongoing effort to build a more perfect union, not a finished product. In a healthy democracy, compromise and debate are essential values. Evangelical culture often emphasizes conformity, groupthink, and unquestioning loyalty to leaders, especially those who claim to speak for God.

Trump opposes democracy, and so do his evangelical supporters; we are in an existential struggle against them.

Trump Wobbles Like a Weeble

President Donald Trump attended the annual wreath-laying ceremony at Arlington National Cemetery on May 25 for Memorial Day. As is his practice he made a mockery of a solemn occasion by wobbling like a Weeble as a soldier played “Taps.”

Vice President JD Vance, Secretary of War Pete Hegseth and other military personnel stood ramrod straight while their commander-in-chief was swaying like a drunken sailor.

Trump was not intoxicated; he has long abstained from alcohol and does not smoke. So why was he wobbling?

Older adults may sway while standing because of age-related health issues. In Trump’s case, the wobbling appears to stem from muscle weakness caused by inactivity and from carrying more weight than even his fat cankles can support.

Trump would be better off using a walker to improve his stability and keep him from falling. But he is too vain to admit he wears diapers, so I doubt he will be using a walker anytime soon.

Wobbling Trump is a perfect representation of the current state of affairs, the disastrous war in Iran and the ensuing skyrocketing inflation has his administration on the ropes.

Trump really does resemble a Weeble, an egg-shaped children’s toy featuring a weighted bottom, which allows them to wobble when pushed without ever tipping over.

I am sick and tired of Trump embarrassing America, I wish someone would tip the Weeble over a cliff.

Melania Trump is Creeped Out by Donald Trump’s Double Jerk-Off Dance

On Tuesday, May 19, pimp-in-chief Donald Trump and his bottom bitch, Melania Trump, hosted the annual White House Congressional Picnic. As they welcomed their guests, consisting of grifters, fluffers, MAGA cultists and assorted freaks, Trump busted out his patented dance move, known everywhere as the double jerk-off. To emphasize the fact that he is simulating a double hand job he typically performs the X-rated shimmy with the gay national anthem Y.M.C.A blaring in the background.

Trophy wife Melania Trump could not help but cringe as her octogenarian husband hit his signature dance move on the South Lawn of the White House this week. Melania is not a prude; she was a soft porn model and rumored to be a sex worker in her young adulthood.

But she has red lines when it comes to expressions of sexuality, and she absolutely hates it when her buffoonish and bloated bastard spouse does his creepy bop.

I am sure my readers are as creeped out as Melania, but bastard that I am I am not done creeping you out. Who do you think Trump fantasizes that he his jerking-off when he performs his nausea-inducing boogie? My guess is Bill Clinton and Arnold Palmer.

‘Rededicate 250’ Prayer Meeting on the National Mall was a White Nationalist Christian Shit Show

The “Rededicate 250” prayer meeting was a massive, government-backed White Nationalist prayer rally held on the National Mall in Washington, D.C. on May 17,2026.

This religious spectacle, which mocked the principle of separation of church and state, made no effort to appear ecumenical. Nearly all the speakers were white evangelical Christians, aside from a rabbi and a few Catholics.

There were no Muslim, Buddhist or Hindu speakers, the organizers of this abomination did not want to offend the sensibilities of their blond surfer Jesus, by inviting infidels.

The white evangelicals who made the pilgrimage to Rededicate 250 are Trump’s most loyal and resolute supporters. These true believers worship their Orange Messiah, and they consider every lie, vanity and profanity that emanates from his sphincter-shaped mouth as the Gospel.

But instead of attending his administration’s nine-hour prayer festival Trump decided to play golf at his club in northern Virginia. Play golf or pray, it was a no-brainer for the irreligious sociopath.

Trump sent a prerecorded video message in which he read from 2 Chronicles 7:11–22—or, as he would probably call it, “Two Chronicles.”

It does not matter, the MAGA cultists still adore and worship their false god. Had Trump made an appearance and pissed on them from the stage, they would have thanked god for sending his son to baptize them with his golden urine.

Pastor Robert Jeffress Claims Trump Understands Bible Better than Pope Leo

“A prominent Baptist pastor told Fox News on Saturday that President Donald Trump has a ‘better understanding’ of the bible than Pope Leo XIV when it concerns the military conflict with Iran.”

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Donald Trump commenced a crusade against Pope Leo after he criticized the war in Iran, prompting the warmonger to accuse him of weakness and political bias.

On one side of this holy war, you have Pope Leo the spiritual leader of 1.2 billion Roman Catholics worldwide, and on the other you have Donald Trump the spiritual leader of about 45 million MAGA cultists in the USA.

Hmm, let me see who do I think has greater clarity and spiritual insight on issues of war and peace? Pope Leo XIV the leader of the Roman Catholic Church who has nine years of higher education dedicated strictly to theological, graduate, and advanced ecclesiastical studies or Donald Trump who’s never read the Bible and has a penchant for holding it upside down?

Is Robert Jeffress an impartial voice in this debate? Hardly. The evangelical pastor is a prominent, long-standing Trump supporter who regularly defends him on Fox News and is considered one of his most loyal evangelical fluffers.

Modern popes preach the Gospel of Peace as a core part of their global ministry, calling for diplomacy and negotiations to prevail over violent rhetoric and war. That is what popes do, they preach peace.

Only an antichrist figure would start a feud with the pontiff for calling for a diplomatic solution to the illegal war on Iran.

Jesus must be spinning in his grave over the way infidels are perverting his Gospel of Peace.

Evangelical Clergy Bless Unveiling of Trump Gold Statue

A colossal gold leaf statue of Donald Trump was unveiled at the president’s golf course in Doral Florida. The 22-foot abomination depicts the president thrusting his fist into the air, in a defiant gesture.

You would expect Christian and Jewish leaders to keep their distance from a ceremony that celebrates a brazen act of idolatry. Both Jewish and Christian traditions condemn the sin of idolatry as codified in the 2nd Commandment: Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.

 It should not be surprising that Trump’s longtime spiritual advisor Pastor Mark Burns and a circle of evangelical and Jewish clergy blessed the unveiling of this travesty.

Burns likely knew he was blessing a golden calf or, in Trump’s case, a golden pig. “Let me be clear: this is not a golden calf,” he protested.

Burns is familiar with the story of the golden calf:

While Moses was on Mount Sinai for 40 days receiving the Ten Commandments from God, the Israelites grew impatient and pressured his brother Aaron to create a golden calf. On Moses’ command, the Levites killed 3,000 men involved in the idolatry.

Whether you read the golden-calf story as history or as an allegory, the point stands: people who deify themselves are ultimately undone by vanity, arrogance, and stupidity.

Whatever one thinks of Donald Trump, many evangelicals have elevated him to a near-messianic status and accountability will follow. As surely as any graven image can fall, his political moment will pass; the moral arc bends toward justice, and the movement that enabled his abuses will face lasting scrutiny and consequences.

Trump’s Gold Statue of Himself Compared to North Korea’s Dear Leader

“Donald Trump has a new 15-foot gold statue at his Miami golf resort, and the internet immediately made the same comparison: North Korea.

The statue, nicknamed “Don Colossus,” was installed at Trump National Doral Miami ahead of the PGA Tour’s Cadillac Championship. It shows Trump with one fist raised.”

MSN.com

The White House is frequently referred to as “The People’s House,” indicating that it belongs to the American public rather than the President. A president is a tenant at the People’s House for a period of four years; as a tenant, he is not allowed to make any major alterations or modifications to the iconic building without Congressional approval and funding. The real estate developer-in-chief has demolished the East Wing and paved over the Rose Garden without Congressional approval. The American public is the landlord and Congress acting on our behalf just evict this lawless tenant.

Besides these major renovations Trump has also made many cosmetic changes to the White House, especially to the Oval Office. The Liberace wannabe has redecorated the Oval Office with extensive gold accents during his second term. Approximately one-third of the walls are now covered in gold-plated appliques, frames, and other decorations.

Everything Trump touches turns to fool’s gold; the Oval Office is not the only place he has turned into an aesthetic nightmare. He also erected a 15-foot gold statue at his Miami golf resort.

Both Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un are fat AF, but the respective sculptors had the good sense to make dictators look slim. If the Korean sculptor had depicted the Dear Leader as corpulent, he would have been executed; and if the American sculptor had depicted Trump as roly-poly, he would have been fired and ostracized.

Trump likes to believe that everything he touches turns to gold, but the truth is that everything his grotesque tiny hands touch turns to shit. I am not a sculptor, but I could create a more accurate representation of Donald Trump; I would simply instruct my dog to crap on the White House lawn, and I would put a MAGA cap on top of it.

Lights Out for Sleepy Don

Donald Trump, who will turn 80 in June, is the oldest person ever elected president. Octogenarians need plenty of rest and naps to get through a normal day weeding the garden, polishing the silverware, and watching the grass grow.

Unfortunately, unlike most octogenarians Trump is not retired, he is the President of the United States and the putative Leader of the Free World, the most exhausting and stressful occupation in the world.

The bloated bastard with his cankles, double chin, discolored hands and tentative gait is in obvious need of numerous naps throughout the day. Behind closed doors he may sleep all day, waking up only to rage tweet, berate his subordinates, and have his diapers changed.

Sleepy Don is a very sleepy boy; he takes naps during Cabinet meetings and other official events at the White House.

The decrepit and demented president struggled to stay awake during a Healthcare Affordability event on Thursday afternoon at the White House. Trump’s bobblehead lolled to the side, and his face drooped as he shut his raccoon eyes. At one point, he shifted backward in his chair and tilted his head back, appearing to be in dreamland, while his sycophants praised him.

Trump’s defenders insist that when their Dear Leader appears to be napping, he is actually resting his myopic eyes while others say he is cleverly illustrating his fight against wokeness.

Let’s get real, Trump is physically and mentally unfit to be president, and he should be removed from office before the sleepy moron starts World War III.

Trump Will Participate in Marathon Bible Reading

After a week marked by Donald Trump’s public feud with Pope Leo XIV and his sharing of an AI-generated image portraying himself as Jesus on Truth Social, Trump is set to participate in the “America Reads the Bible Marathon,” which is a week-long livestreamed event.

It is laughable that the morbidly obese octogenarian would participate in any kind of marathon.

The functionally illiterate degenerate who has never read the Bible is trying to sanitize his image as a Christian. Trump could read the entire Bible is the original Hebrew, Greek and Aramaic and he still would not convince me that he is a genuine Christian.

Trump is set to recite 2 Chronicles 7:14

“If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.”

Hell will freeze over before the narcissist humbles himself before God, and repents of his myriad sins, including pedophilia, rape, racism, homophobia, and misogyny.

Key participants scheduled to participate in the Bible reading marathon include MAGA stalwarts: the drunkard Secretary of War Pete Hegseth, the closeted House Speaker Mike Johnson, the Trump fluffer Franklin Graham, and the most despised member of the Senate, Ted Cruz.

The Museum of the Bible in Washington, D.C. is set to host the “America Reads the Bible” marathon. I hope the Almighty will smite this unholy gathering of grifters, hypocrites and blasphemers.  

MAGA Evangelicals Shrug at Trump’s Blashemy

After evangelical Pastor Paula White, the Senior Advisor to the White House Faith Office, compared Donald Trump to Jesus Christ, Trump doubled down on the blasphemy, sacrilege, and heresy by posting on his Truth Social platform, an AI generated image depicting him as Jesus.

The blasphemous image depicted the billionaire buffoon in biblical-style white and red robes with light emanating from his demonically tiny hands as he healed a Jeffrey Epstein doppelganger in a hospital bed.

A horned, winged, demonic creature appeared in the background, seemingly giving his Satanic blessing as Trump attempted to resurrect the infamous pedophile.

White is a Prosperity Gospel grifter, thrice-married Jezebel with a penchant for speaking in tongues. The Dear Leader was sending a message to his sycophantic MAGA supporters: do not try to upstage me, I am the king of tomfoolery, narcissism, and blasphemy.

Trump’s remarks were considered offensive by Mainline Protestants, Roman Catholics, and Muslims, who hold differing views on Jesus but regard him with respect.

While several well-known MAGA evangelicals voiced their concern and disapproval, the majority of MAGA supporters reacted to Trump’s recent antics with indifference.

White evangelicals have a transactional relationship, not a spiritual kinship with their bloated Savior. They will praise and even worship him if he continues to support the genocidal state of Israel, oppose abortion and appoint conservative Supreme Court Justices.

If Trump throws one of his dirty diapers on a Nativity Scene, they will merely shrug and praise him to high heaven.

Mark Burns, Trump’s Spiritual Adviser Makes Excuses for his Profanity-Laced Tirade

“Pastor Mark Burns revealed he confronted the president about his profanity-laced tirade on Truth Social:

“I think the president is very much like a Peter a very foul-mouthed individual.

But the president is not the pastor of the USA. He is the President of the USA. He is not the moral authority of our nation.”

MSN

I seriously doubt Burns privately confronted Trump about his profane rant on Truth Social. See my essay:

https://robertpaulreyes.com/trumps-truth-social-posts-insults-christianity-and-islam/

Burns is an Uncle Tom who vociferously supports Trump and the GOP, even though their rhetoric and policies are antithetical to the interests of Blacks. If he is too much of a coward to confront Trump about his blatant racism, he will not confront him about anything else.

Burns is too obsequious and cowardly to speak truth to power, instead of rebuking the foul-mouthed president, he made excuses for him. The mealy-mouthed sycophant compared Trump to the Apostle Peter who denied knowing Jesus three times on the night of Jesus’ arrest, and in his final denial, he swore to emphasize his point. If Burns was a true Christian he would have compared Trump to Judas, and not to the apostle that Roman Catholics consider the first pope.

Trump is the president of our country, not the pastor of our country, but that doesn’t give him carte blanche to post a profane, inflammatory rant to the leader of another country.

I’m not the president or a pastor, as a humble blogger I’ll speak on behalf Americans that are tired of Trump’s racist, vulgar, childish and authoritarian behavior: Fuck off and die, you freaking moron.

Trump’s Truth Social Posts Insults Christianity and Islam

On Saturday Donald Trump warned Iran in a Truth Social post:

“Remember when I gave Iran ten days to MAKE A DEAL or OPEN UP THE HORMUZ STRAIT. Time is running out – 48 hours before all Hell will reign down on them. Glory be to GOD!”.

We’re not suffering from dementia, we remember a threat you issued only a few days ago, but we also recall that you are the TACO president who makes over-the-top threats – such as massive tariffs or military strikes – only to delay, reduce, or cancel them after adverse market or public reaction.

Why should Iran take Trump’s bluster seriously, when they are cognizant that he may soil his diapers at any moment, go into a tantrum and forget his admonishments?

Trump’s threat of perpetrating war crimes by blowing up civilian infrastructure – coupled with his invoking of God – is a troubling sign that America is turning into a Christian theocracy led by a sociopath warmonger.

On Sunday Trump warned Iran in a Truth Social post:

“Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fucking Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell – JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP.”

On Saturday Trump made a mockery of Christianity by implying that Jehovah blesses war crimes, and on Sunday he insulted Islam with his “Praise be to Allah” taunt. MAGA Christians may not give a fuck if their orange messiah defiles Christianity, but both the Iranian Shia Muslims and the Gulf State Sunni Muslims are outraged by Trump’s Islamophobia.

Trump’s rant ensures that Iran will never give in to his demands, and they will cause our Sunni allies to reconsider their relationship with an unstable American ally.

Trump’s Signature to Appear on Dollar Bills

“President Donald Trump’s signature will be added to all future U.S. paper currency starting with the $100 bill, the first time in history that a sitting president’s signature will appear on American banknotes, the U.S. Treasury announced March 26.”

USA Today

The phrase “dollar is king” refers to the U.S. dollar’s role as the world’s dominant reserve currency and its primary position in global trade and finance.

Donald Trump posted “LONG LIVE THE KING!” on Truth Social after ending New York City’s congestion pricing program. He rules unilaterally, issuing executive orders to bypass Congress and he ignores judicial decisions, believing himself the final authority on legal matters.

To appease Trump’s king-size ego his John Hancok will be added to all future U.S. paper currency. The first $100 bills bearing his signature will be printed in June 2026.

Today I participated in a “No Kings” rally in Lynchburg, Va, I abhor how Trump is destroying our democracy by acting like a king who answers to nobody but himself. My readers may be surprised that I think his name belongs on currency, whether as an honor or otherwise.  

The dollar is no longer king. Brazil, Russia, India, China, Egypt, Indondesia, and South Africa are seeking to reduce reliance on the U.S. dollar by settling trade in local currencies and developing alternative payment systems like BRICS Pay. Trump’s fascist behavior is accelerating the attempt to dethrone King Dollar. Trump’s scribble fits a falling currency.

Trump’s squiggle resembles an electrocardiogram and seeing it on our currency will give us hope that he will soon be dead of a heart attack or stroke. We all need a little bit of hope in these trying times.

By adding small dots to the peaks of his jagged, multi-peaked signature, the resulting image resembles a group of people wearing Ku Klux Klan hoods, making it the perfect symbol for his Nazi regime.

So yeah, I am down with Trump’s impression appearing on our currency.

My Nightmare: Meeting Trump in Person

I would never attend a Trump political rally or campaign event; I would rather be on a line for a proctological exam than be on a meet-and-greet line for the fascist monster. The likelihood of ever meeting him is nonexistent, but late at night when I am tossing and turning, I sometimes wonder if I would survive a close encounter with the pedophile-in-chief.

I like to look a person straight in the eyes, but the prospect of staring into the soulless raccoon eyes of the sociopath makes my skin crawl. Friedrich Nietzsche is well known for his assertion: “If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.”  What alien thoughts would infect my consciousness if I looked into the eyes of a man without empathy?

If I avoided locking eyes with him and instead gazed at his hair, would that be any better? Being only inches away from his grotesque toupee that looks like cotton candy soaked in the urine of Russian escorts would cause me to lose my lunch.

If I focus on his mouth that resembles a sphincter, the price I would pay would be life-long therapy.

If I avoid his countenance altogether and glimpse at his neck, I would be confronted with an abomination that looks like a prolapsed vagina. Ogling a naked vagina is every heterosexual male’s fantasy, but when it is on the neck of a senile pedophile, it is every male’s nightmare.

I have survived many horrible experiences but thank God I have never endured the soul-quenching ordeal of meeting Trump face-to-face.

Trump Commemorative Gold Coin is an Abomination

“The Trump-appointed U.S. Commission of Fine Arts last week approved the design of a 24-karat gold commemorative coin — featuring Trump — to mark the 250th anniversary of America.”

MSN.com

The commemorative Trump coin will not circulate as currency, but two other coins bearing Trum’s butt-ugly mug, including a $1 piece that would be in circulation and a one-ounce gold one.

Living presidents do not appear on U.S. currency. Federal law explicitly prohibits depicting any living person on official currency to distinguish the American Republic from banana republics, monarchies, theocracies, and dictatorships that glorify and deify current leaders.

It is not a surprise that a Trump hand-picked group of lackeys approved the execrable design unanimously. They would have approved a design depicting their Dear Leader wearing a crown.

The commemorative coin features a serious-looking Trump leaning forward with fists clenched. This is a ridiculous attempt to make the draft-dodging coward look macho and menacing.

The other side of the coin should depict explosive diarrhea emanating from Trump’s naked fat ass.

I will certainly not buy the Trump commemorative coin, and I will refuse to accept in change any Trump coin that is in circulation.

A coin with Trump’s image may be par for the course in a White Nationalist Christian theocracy, but our country is still (barely) a democracy, and it’s anathema to me.

Trump Struggles to Fit Cankles Under Tiny Desk

The Resolute Desk is the most historic and iconic desk in American history. Nearly every president since Jimmy Carter has used it in the Oval Office. Donald Trump, who loves all the trappings of power, holds court behind the Resolute Desk, as he signs executive orders and lords it over White House correspondents.

Trump is a vile, vindictive, and petty little man, and it is an affront to decency for him to park his lard ass behind such a magnificent and historical piece of furniture.

The grifter-in-chief looks more natural sitting at the portable signing desk, the tiny Georgian-style wooden table typically used for bill-signing ceremonies when a large group of politicians and dignitaries needs to fit into the frame. A little desk for a little man with little imagination.

Trump, 79, grimaced while lowering his fat ass to the portable signing desk on Friday. He was honoring the Navy football team with the Commander-in-Chief’s trophy following their win against Army last December. As he went to sit down at the tiny desk to sign an executive order, he thrust out his leg for support, bending his cankle at an awkward angle. The buffoon gripped the sides of the desk to lower his bulk down. It is remarkable that the small desk remained intact; however, it is likely that the physical effort resulted in a soiled diaper.

An obese sociopath, sitting at a tiny desk, which fails to hide his fat cankles is the perfect illustration for the Trump administration, the only thing missing is a chamber pot underneath the desk.