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Trump Wobbles Like a Weeble

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President Donald Trump attended the annual wreath-laying ceremony at Arlington National Cemetery on May 25 for Memorial Day. As is his practice he made a mockery of a solemn occasion by wobbling like a Weeble as a soldier played “Taps.”

Vice President JD Vance, Secretary of War Pete Hegseth and other military personnel stood ramrod straight while their commander-in-chief was swaying like a drunken sailor.

Trump was not intoxicated; he has long abstained from alcohol and does not smoke. So why was he wobbling?

Older adults may sway while standing because of age-related health issues. In Trump’s case, the wobbling appears to stem from muscle weakness caused by inactivity and from carrying more weight than even his fat cankles can support.

Trump would be better off using a walker to improve his stability and keep him from falling. But he is too vain to admit he wears diapers, so I doubt he will be using a walker anytime soon.

Wobbling Trump is a perfect representation of the current state of affairs, the disastrous war in Iran and the ensuing skyrocketing inflation has his administration on the ropes.

Trump really does resemble a Weeble, an egg-shaped children’s toy featuring a weighted bottom, which allows them to wobble when pushed without ever tipping over.

I am sick and tired of Trump embarrassing America, I wish someone would tip the Weeble over a cliff.

Melania Trump is Creeped Out by Donald Trump’s Double Jerk-Off Dance

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On Tuesday, May 19, pimp-in-chief Donald Trump and his bottom bitch, Melania Trump, hosted the annual White House Congressional Picnic. As they welcomed their guests, consisting of grifters, fluffers, MAGA cultists and assorted freaks, Trump busted out his patented dance move, known everywhere as the double jerk-off. To emphasize the fact that he is simulating a double hand job he typically performs the X-rated shimmy with the gay national anthem Y.M.C.A blaring in the background.

Trophy wife Melania Trump could not help but cringe as her octogenarian husband hit his signature dance move on the South Lawn of the White House this week. Melania is not a prude; she was a soft porn model and rumored to be a sex worker in her young adulthood.

But she has red lines when it comes to expressions of sexuality, and she absolutely hates it when her buffoonish and bloated bastard spouse does his creepy bop.

I am sure my readers are as creeped out as Melania, but bastard that I am I am not done creeping you out. Who do you think Trump fantasizes that he his jerking-off when he performs his nausea-inducing boogie? My guess is Bill Clinton and Arnold Palmer.

‘Rededicate 250’ Prayer Meeting on the National Mall was a White Nationalist Christian Shit Show

The “Rededicate 250” prayer meeting was a massive, government-backed White Nationalist prayer rally held on the National Mall in Washington, D.C. on May 17,2026.

This religious spectacle, which mocked the principle of separation of church and state, made no effort to appear ecumenical. Nearly all the speakers were white evangelical Christians, aside from a rabbi and a few Catholics.

There were no Muslim, Buddhist or Hindu speakers, the organizers of this abomination did not want to offend the sensibilities of their blond surfer Jesus, by inviting infidels.

The white evangelicals who made the pilgrimage to Rededicate 250 are Trump’s most loyal and resolute supporters. These true believers worship their Orange Messiah, and they consider every lie, vanity and profanity that emanates from his sphincter-shaped mouth as the Gospel.

But instead of attending his administration’s nine-hour prayer festival Trump decided to play golf at his club in northern Virginia. Play golf or pray, it was a no-brainer for the irreligious sociopath.

Trump sent a prerecorded video message in which he read from 2 Chronicles 7:11–22—or, as he would probably call it, “Two Chronicles.”

It does not matter, the MAGA cultists still adore and worship their false god. Had Trump made an appearance and pissed on them from the stage, they would have thanked god for sending his son to baptize them with his golden urine.

Pastor Robert Jeffress Claims Trump Understands Bible Better than Pope Leo

“A prominent Baptist pastor told Fox News on Saturday that President Donald Trump has a ‘better understanding’ of the bible than Pope Leo XIV when it concerns the military conflict with Iran.”

AOL.com

Donald Trump commenced a crusade against Pope Leo after he criticized the war in Iran, prompting the warmonger to accuse him of weakness and political bias.

On one side of this holy war, you have Pope Leo the spiritual leader of 1.2 billion Roman Catholics worldwide, and on the other you have Donald Trump the spiritual leader of about 45 million MAGA cultists in the USA.

Hmm, let me see who do I think has greater clarity and spiritual insight on issues of war and peace? Pope Leo XIV the leader of the Roman Catholic Church who has nine years of higher education dedicated strictly to theological, graduate, and advanced ecclesiastical studies or Donald Trump who’s never read the Bible and has a penchant for holding it upside down?

Is Robert Jeffress an impartial voice in this debate? Hardly. The evangelical pastor is a prominent, long-standing Trump supporter who regularly defends him on Fox News and is considered one of his most loyal evangelical fluffers.

Modern popes preach the Gospel of Peace as a core part of their global ministry, calling for diplomacy and negotiations to prevail over violent rhetoric and war. That is what popes do, they preach peace.

Only an antichrist figure would start a feud with the pontiff for calling for a diplomatic solution to the illegal war on Iran.

Jesus must be spinning in his grave over the way infidels are perverting his Gospel of Peace.

Evangelical Clergy Bless Unveiling of Trump Gold Statue

A colossal gold leaf statue of Donald Trump was unveiled at the president’s golf course in Doral Florida. The 22-foot abomination depicts the president thrusting his fist into the air, in a defiant gesture.

You would expect Christian and Jewish leaders to keep their distance from a ceremony that celebrates a brazen act of idolatry. Both Jewish and Christian traditions condemn the sin of idolatry as codified in the 2nd Commandment: Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.

 It should not be surprising that Trump’s longtime spiritual advisor Pastor Mark Burns and a circle of evangelical and Jewish clergy blessed the unveiling of this travesty.

Burns likely knew he was blessing a golden calf or, in Trump’s case, a golden pig. “Let me be clear: this is not a golden calf,” he protested.

Burns is familiar with the story of the golden calf:

While Moses was on Mount Sinai for 40 days receiving the Ten Commandments from God, the Israelites grew impatient and pressured his brother Aaron to create a golden calf. On Moses’ command, the Levites killed 3,000 men involved in the idolatry.

Whether you read the golden-calf story as history or as an allegory, the point stands: people who deify themselves are ultimately undone by vanity, arrogance, and stupidity.

Whatever one thinks of Donald Trump, many evangelicals have elevated him to a near-messianic status and accountability will follow. As surely as any graven image can fall, his political moment will pass; the moral arc bends toward justice, and the movement that enabled his abuses will face lasting scrutiny and consequences.

Trump’s Gold Statue of Himself Compared to North Korea’s Dear Leader

“Donald Trump has a new 15-foot gold statue at his Miami golf resort, and the internet immediately made the same comparison: North Korea.

The statue, nicknamed “Don Colossus,” was installed at Trump National Doral Miami ahead of the PGA Tour’s Cadillac Championship. It shows Trump with one fist raised.”

MSN.com

The White House is frequently referred to as “The People’s House,” indicating that it belongs to the American public rather than the President. A president is a tenant at the People’s House for a period of four years; as a tenant, he is not allowed to make any major alterations or modifications to the iconic building without Congressional approval and funding. The real estate developer-in-chief has demolished the East Wing and paved over the Rose Garden without Congressional approval. The American public is the landlord and Congress acting on our behalf just evict this lawless tenant.

Besides these major renovations Trump has also made many cosmetic changes to the White House, especially to the Oval Office. The Liberace wannabe has redecorated the Oval Office with extensive gold accents during his second term. Approximately one-third of the walls are now covered in gold-plated appliques, frames, and other decorations.

Everything Trump touches turns to fool’s gold; the Oval Office is not the only place he has turned into an aesthetic nightmare. He also erected a 15-foot gold statue at his Miami golf resort.

Both Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un are fat AF, but the respective sculptors had the good sense to make dictators look slim. If the Korean sculptor had depicted the Dear Leader as corpulent, he would have been executed; and if the American sculptor had depicted Trump as roly-poly, he would have been fired and ostracized.

Trump likes to believe that everything he touches turns to gold, but the truth is that everything his grotesque tiny hands touch turns to shit. I am not a sculptor, but I could create a more accurate representation of Donald Trump; I would simply instruct my dog to crap on the White House lawn, and I would put a MAGA cap on top of it.

Lights Out for Sleepy Don

Donald Trump, who will turn 80 in June, is the oldest person ever elected president. Octogenarians need plenty of rest and naps to get through a normal day weeding the garden, polishing the silverware, and watching the grass grow.

Unfortunately, unlike most octogenarians Trump is not retired, he is the President of the United States and the putative Leader of the Free World, the most exhausting and stressful occupation in the world.

The bloated bastard with his cankles, double chin, discolored hands and tentative gait is in obvious need of numerous naps throughout the day. Behind closed doors he may sleep all day, waking up only to rage tweet, berate his subordinates, and have his diapers changed.

Sleepy Don is a very sleepy boy; he takes naps during Cabinet meetings and other official events at the White House.

The decrepit and demented president struggled to stay awake during a Healthcare Affordability event on Thursday afternoon at the White House. Trump’s bobblehead lolled to the side, and his face drooped as he shut his raccoon eyes. At one point, he shifted backward in his chair and tilted his head back, appearing to be in dreamland, while his sycophants praised him.

Trump’s defenders insist that when their Dear Leader appears to be napping, he is actually resting his myopic eyes while others say he is cleverly illustrating his fight against wokeness.

Let’s get real, Trump is physically and mentally unfit to be president, and he should be removed from office before the sleepy moron starts World War III.

Trump Will Participate in Marathon Bible Reading

After a week marked by Donald Trump’s public feud with Pope Leo XIV and his sharing of an AI-generated image portraying himself as Jesus on Truth Social, Trump is set to participate in the “America Reads the Bible Marathon,” which is a week-long livestreamed event.

It is laughable that the morbidly obese octogenarian would participate in any kind of marathon.

The functionally illiterate degenerate who has never read the Bible is trying to sanitize his image as a Christian. Trump could read the entire Bible is the original Hebrew, Greek and Aramaic and he still would not convince me that he is a genuine Christian.

Trump is set to recite 2 Chronicles 7:14

“If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.”

Hell will freeze over before the narcissist humbles himself before God, and repents of his myriad sins, including pedophilia, rape, racism, homophobia, and misogyny.

Key participants scheduled to participate in the Bible reading marathon include MAGA stalwarts: the drunkard Secretary of War Pete Hegseth, the closeted House Speaker Mike Johnson, the Trump fluffer Franklin Graham, and the most despised member of the Senate, Ted Cruz.

The Museum of the Bible in Washington, D.C. is set to host the “America Reads the Bible” marathon. I hope the Almighty will smite this unholy gathering of grifters, hypocrites and blasphemers.  

MAGA Evangelicals Shrug at Trump’s Blashemy

After evangelical Pastor Paula White, the Senior Advisor to the White House Faith Office, compared Donald Trump to Jesus Christ, Trump doubled down on the blasphemy, sacrilege, and heresy by posting on his Truth Social platform, an AI generated image depicting him as Jesus.

The blasphemous image depicted the billionaire buffoon in biblical-style white and red robes with light emanating from his demonically tiny hands as he healed a Jeffrey Epstein doppelganger in a hospital bed.

A horned, winged, demonic creature appeared in the background, seemingly giving his Satanic blessing as Trump attempted to resurrect the infamous pedophile.

White is a Prosperity Gospel grifter, thrice-married Jezebel with a penchant for speaking in tongues. The Dear Leader was sending a message to his sycophantic MAGA supporters: do not try to upstage me, I am the king of tomfoolery, narcissism, and blasphemy.

Trump’s remarks were considered offensive by Mainline Protestants, Roman Catholics, and Muslims, who hold differing views on Jesus but regard him with respect.

While several well-known MAGA evangelicals voiced their concern and disapproval, the majority of MAGA supporters reacted to Trump’s recent antics with indifference.

White evangelicals have a transactional relationship, not a spiritual kinship with their bloated Savior. They will praise and even worship him if he continues to support the genocidal state of Israel, oppose abortion and appoint conservative Supreme Court Justices.

If Trump throws one of his dirty diapers on a Nativity Scene, they will merely shrug and praise him to high heaven.

Mark Burns, Trump’s Spiritual Adviser Makes Excuses for his Profanity-Laced Tirade

“Pastor Mark Burns revealed he confronted the president about his profanity-laced tirade on Truth Social:

“I think the president is very much like a Peter a very foul-mouthed individual.

But the president is not the pastor of the USA. He is the President of the USA. He is not the moral authority of our nation.”

MSN

I seriously doubt Burns privately confronted Trump about his profane rant on Truth Social. See my essay:

https://robertpaulreyes.com/trumps-truth-social-posts-insults-christianity-and-islam/

Burns is an Uncle Tom who vociferously supports Trump and the GOP, even though their rhetoric and policies are antithetical to the interests of Blacks. If he is too much of a coward to confront Trump about his blatant racism, he will not confront him about anything else.

Burns is too obsequious and cowardly to speak truth to power, instead of rebuking the foul-mouthed president, he made excuses for him. The mealy-mouthed sycophant compared Trump to the Apostle Peter who denied knowing Jesus three times on the night of Jesus’ arrest, and in his final denial, he swore to emphasize his point. If Burns was a true Christian he would have compared Trump to Judas, and not to the apostle that Roman Catholics consider the first pope.

Trump is the president of our country, not the pastor of our country, but that doesn’t give him carte blanche to post a profane, inflammatory rant to the leader of another country.

I’m not the president or a pastor, as a humble blogger I’ll speak on behalf Americans that are tired of Trump’s racist, vulgar, childish and authoritarian behavior: Fuck off and die, you freaking moron.

Trump’s Truth Social Posts Insults Christianity and Islam

On Saturday Donald Trump warned Iran in a Truth Social post:

“Remember when I gave Iran ten days to MAKE A DEAL or OPEN UP THE HORMUZ STRAIT. Time is running out – 48 hours before all Hell will reign down on them. Glory be to GOD!”.

We’re not suffering from dementia, we remember a threat you issued only a few days ago, but we also recall that you are the TACO president who makes over-the-top threats – such as massive tariffs or military strikes – only to delay, reduce, or cancel them after adverse market or public reaction.

Why should Iran take Trump’s bluster seriously, when they are cognizant that he may soil his diapers at any moment, go into a tantrum and forget his admonishments?

Trump’s threat of perpetrating war crimes by blowing up civilian infrastructure – coupled with his invoking of God – is a troubling sign that America is turning into a Christian theocracy led by a sociopath warmonger.

On Sunday Trump warned Iran in a Truth Social post:

“Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fucking Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell – JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP.”

On Saturday Trump made a mockery of Christianity by implying that Jehovah blesses war crimes, and on Sunday he insulted Islam with his “Praise be to Allah” taunt. MAGA Christians may not give a fuck if their orange messiah defiles Christianity, but both the Iranian Shia Muslims and the Gulf State Sunni Muslims are outraged by Trump’s Islamophobia.

Trump’s rant ensures that Iran will never give in to his demands, and they will cause our Sunni allies to reconsider their relationship with an unstable American ally.

Trump’s Signature to Appear on Dollar Bills

“President Donald Trump’s signature will be added to all future U.S. paper currency starting with the $100 bill, the first time in history that a sitting president’s signature will appear on American banknotes, the U.S. Treasury announced March 26.”

USA Today

The phrase “dollar is king” refers to the U.S. dollar’s role as the world’s dominant reserve currency and its primary position in global trade and finance.

Donald Trump posted “LONG LIVE THE KING!” on Truth Social after ending New York City’s congestion pricing program. He rules unilaterally, issuing executive orders to bypass Congress and he ignores judicial decisions, believing himself the final authority on legal matters.

To appease Trump’s king-size ego his John Hancok will be added to all future U.S. paper currency. The first $100 bills bearing his signature will be printed in June 2026.

Today I participated in a “No Kings” rally in Lynchburg, Va, I abhor how Trump is destroying our democracy by acting like a king who answers to nobody but himself. My readers may be surprised that I think his name belongs on currency, whether as an honor or otherwise.  

The dollar is no longer king. Brazil, Russia, India, China, Egypt, Indondesia, and South Africa are seeking to reduce reliance on the U.S. dollar by settling trade in local currencies and developing alternative payment systems like BRICS Pay. Trump’s fascist behavior is accelerating the attempt to dethrone King Dollar. Trump’s scribble fits a falling currency.

Trump’s squiggle resembles an electrocardiogram and seeing it on our currency will give us hope that he will soon be dead of a heart attack or stroke. We all need a little bit of hope in these trying times.

By adding small dots to the peaks of his jagged, multi-peaked signature, the resulting image resembles a group of people wearing Ku Klux Klan hoods, making it the perfect symbol for his Nazi regime.

So yeah, I am down with Trump’s impression appearing on our currency.

My Nightmare: Meeting Trump in Person

I would never attend a Trump political rally or campaign event; I would rather be on a line for a proctological exam than be on a meet-and-greet line for the fascist monster. The likelihood of ever meeting him is nonexistent, but late at night when I am tossing and turning, I sometimes wonder if I would survive a close encounter with the pedophile-in-chief.

I like to look a person straight in the eyes, but the prospect of staring into the soulless raccoon eyes of the sociopath makes my skin crawl. Friedrich Nietzsche is well known for his assertion: “If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.”  What alien thoughts would infect my consciousness if I looked into the eyes of a man without empathy?

If I avoided locking eyes with him and instead gazed at his hair, would that be any better? Being only inches away from his grotesque toupee that looks like cotton candy soaked in the urine of Russian escorts would cause me to lose my lunch.

If I focus on his mouth that resembles a sphincter, the price I would pay would be life-long therapy.

If I avoid his countenance altogether and glimpse at his neck, I would be confronted with an abomination that looks like a prolapsed vagina. Ogling a naked vagina is every heterosexual male’s fantasy, but when it is on the neck of a senile pedophile, it is every male’s nightmare.

I have survived many horrible experiences but thank God I have never endured the soul-quenching ordeal of meeting Trump face-to-face.

Trump Commemorative Gold Coin is an Abomination

“The Trump-appointed U.S. Commission of Fine Arts last week approved the design of a 24-karat gold commemorative coin — featuring Trump — to mark the 250th anniversary of America.”

MSN.com

The commemorative Trump coin will not circulate as currency, but two other coins bearing Trum’s butt-ugly mug, including a $1 piece that would be in circulation and a one-ounce gold one.

Living presidents do not appear on U.S. currency. Federal law explicitly prohibits depicting any living person on official currency to distinguish the American Republic from banana republics, monarchies, theocracies, and dictatorships that glorify and deify current leaders.

It is not a surprise that a Trump hand-picked group of lackeys approved the execrable design unanimously. They would have approved a design depicting their Dear Leader wearing a crown.

The commemorative coin features a serious-looking Trump leaning forward with fists clenched. This is a ridiculous attempt to make the draft-dodging coward look macho and menacing.

The other side of the coin should depict explosive diarrhea emanating from Trump’s naked fat ass.

I will certainly not buy the Trump commemorative coin, and I will refuse to accept in change any Trump coin that is in circulation.

A coin with Trump’s image may be par for the course in a White Nationalist Christian theocracy, but our country is still (barely) a democracy, and it’s anathema to me.

Trump Struggles to Fit Cankles Under Tiny Desk

The Resolute Desk is the most historic and iconic desk in American history. Nearly every president since Jimmy Carter has used it in the Oval Office. Donald Trump, who loves all the trappings of power, holds court behind the Resolute Desk, as he signs executive orders and lords it over White House correspondents.

Trump is a vile, vindictive, and petty little man, and it is an affront to decency for him to park his lard ass behind such a magnificent and historical piece of furniture.

The grifter-in-chief looks more natural sitting at the portable signing desk, the tiny Georgian-style wooden table typically used for bill-signing ceremonies when a large group of politicians and dignitaries needs to fit into the frame. A little desk for a little man with little imagination.

Trump, 79, grimaced while lowering his fat ass to the portable signing desk on Friday. He was honoring the Navy football team with the Commander-in-Chief’s trophy following their win against Army last December. As he went to sit down at the tiny desk to sign an executive order, he thrust out his leg for support, bending his cankle at an awkward angle. The buffoon gripped the sides of the desk to lower his bulk down. It is remarkable that the small desk remained intact; however, it is likely that the physical effort resulted in a soiled diaper.

An obese sociopath, sitting at a tiny desk, which fails to hide his fat cankles is the perfect illustration for the Trump administration, the only thing missing is a chamber pot underneath the desk.

American Evangelical Launches Billboard Campaign Across Israel: ‘Thank You God & Trump’

“Large billboards thanking President Donald Trump have appeared along major highways and central intersections in Jerusalem and Tel Aviv, part of a campaign launched by the Friends of Zion Heritage Center, an evangelical organization based in Jerusalem.”

YNetNews.com

On February 28, 2006, Donald Trump, the President of the United States and putative Leader of the Free World, initiated a large-scale aerial assault on the sovereign nation of Iran.

This immoral, illegal, and unjustifiable war has claimed the lives of over a thousand Iranian civilians, including 160 elementary school girls, has spiraled out-of-control, ignited a regional war and blown up the world economy.

You would expect religious leaders in Israel and America to speak truth to power, and denounce the fascist warmongers, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and American President Donald Trump, who perpetrated this crime against humanity.

Instead of calling upon these monsters to repent, Mike Evans, a long-time supporter of Israel and friend of Trump erected large billboards in Jerusalem and Tel Aviv with the sacrilegious message: “Thank You God and Donald Trump.”

When American evangelical Zionists and Israeli Orthodox Zionists witness the devastation caused by Israeli bombs and American missiles, they don’t weep over the indiscriminate murder of civilians in Lebanon and Iran.

Instead, they cream their pants, because according to their eschatology, the death and destruction of unbelievers will hasten the return of the Jewish messiah.

MAGA evangelicals and orthodox Jews may be thank God and Trump for attacking Iran, but the civilized world is cursing Trump.

Marco Rubio Humiliates Himself by Wearing Clown Shoes Trump Bought for Him

“President Trump has been gifting $145 Florsheim shoes to Cabinet officials and allies, with the Wall Street Journal calling them the ‘hottest MAGA status symbol.”

The Mirror

The $145 dress shoes do not reflect Trump’s generosity; instead, they indicate his stinginess. Scott Bessent, Secretary of the Treasury and multimillionaire, is known for wearing Italian leather dress shoes valued at several hundred dollars. However, like a good soldier, he wore the Florsheim shoes so as not to displease the Dear Leader.

Secretary of State Marco Rubio, Vice President JD Vance, and every male sycophant in his Cabinet all wore the inexpensive Florsheim shoes. Trump does not see his aides as individuals with their own sense of fashion, he sees them as subservient lackeys who might as well wear the same uniform.

Lil’ Marco Rubio looked absolutely ridiculous wearing the Florsheim shoes that were two sizes too big for him. Trump buys shoes for his employees without knowing their shoe size, and that shows how little he cares about them.

Trump’s Cabinet members do not have a spine, balls or any self-respect. What a bunch of clueless clowns. Rubio might as well don clown shoes. If Trump bought clown shoes for his Cabinet, most of them would wear them.

Trump’s Attack on Iran is Unwarranted, Illegal and Immoral

Iran does not possess intercontinental ballistic missiles capable of reaching the continental United States. The consensus among nuclear experts is that Iran is not weeks away from producing nuclear bombs as claimed by Israel and Trump. In a 2012 address to the UN General Assembly Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu explicitly declared that Iran is weeks away from developing nuclear weapons. Since then, the warmonger has regularly warned that Iran is weeks away from having nuclear weapons. Yeah right, and Sidney Sweeney is only weeks away from accepting my marriage proposal.

In short, Iran does not pose an imminent threat to America, so why did Trump launch a massive aerial attack on the Islamic country? The ongoing military conflict against Iran is burning hundreds of billions of taxpayer money, so there must be a legitimate reason for going to war, right?

Trump has provided varying explanations for his military action against Iran. But the sad reality is that America has nothing to gain by attacking Iran, and our commander-in-chief took the extreme and unwarranted action on the behalf of Israel and to curry favor with his evangelical base.

Christian Nationalist Secretary of War Pete Hegseth and subordinates have invoked “biblical end times” rhetoric to justify involvement to troops. One officer told his troops that “Trump had been anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth.”

The unstable Trump and his Christian Nationalist military officers aren’t going to hasten the return of Jesus Christ, but they may ignite a nuclear Armageddon or at least a regional war that will cost thousands of lives and blow up the world economy.

To Hell with Evangelicals, their Jesus, their Bible and their Adopted State of Israel

White evangelicals proclaim that their devotion to their orange messiah is a religious duty centered on protecting Christian influence and advancing an eschatology that will culminate in the rapture of the church. Most Bible thumpers think Trump is without sin and without fault, although a few concede that he does not personally embody traditional Christian virtues. The MAGA cultists rationalize: the Almighty enacts his will through imperfect vessels.  

These religious extremists idolize their orange Jesus, and they hate real Christians who remain faithful to the loving and merciful Jesus of the New Testament.

When evangelicals worship the most corrupt, vain, incompetent, and fascist president in history, mainline Christians, Catholics, Muslims, Hindus, and the nonreligious naturally and intuitively deduce that evangelical Christianity is a demonic doctrine from the pit of hell.

It should not be surprising that cultists who adore a president who is a steaming pile of human shit, are also the biggest supporters of the evil and genocidal Zionist state of Israel.

When a religious sect reveres a sociopath and fascist president, and supports the apartheid and racist state of Israel, that is plenty of reason to give them a wide berth as they march straight to hell.

Fuck evangelicals. Fuck their orange Jesus. Fuck their adopted state of Israel. Fuck their twisted interpretation of the Bible.

Democrats Must Boycott Trump’s SOTU Speech

The State of the Union Address (SOTU) is historically a time for a president to call for national unity, but Donald Trump’s SOTU speeches have been intensely partisan and divisive. For example, in his March 2025 diatribe, he referred to Democrats as “radical left lunatics” and derisively dismissed Senator Elizabeth Warren as “Pocahontas.”

Trump’s regime is turning our democracy into a White Nationalist Christian dictatorship, it’s incumbent upon Democrats to express their outrage by boycotting the speech. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Trump’s State of the Union address is set for February 24, 2026, and at least 12 notable Democrats—five senators and seven House members—have announced plans to skip the event.  

These patriotic Democrats are hosting an alternative rally dubbed the “People’s State of the Union”. They intend to gather on the National Mall to protest Trump during his primetime event.  

As of early February 2026, there are 214 Democrats in the U.S. House of Representatives for the 119th Congress, and 45 Democrats and two Independents who caucus with them in the Senate. I hope that all Democratic colleagues will join the dozen prominent members who have announced they will not attend.

Shame on any Democrat who attends Trump’s harangue. They are legitimizing fascism, racism, misogyny, homophobia, and corruption. I will not watch Trump’s lunatic oration. I will express my outrage at Trump’s fascism by watching the People’s State of the Union instead.

The Trump Clown Show

Donald Trump is a steaming pile of human shit, and it is tempting to write off his regime as a shit show. It is impossible to cover the Trump administration without feeling like you fell into a septic tank, and you will never scrub off the stench of feces.

It is more accurate to describe the buffoon-in-chief and his court jesters as a clown show. How else can you refer to an administration that is chaotic, corrupt, clueless, cutthroat, and clownish.

Trump and his Cabinet are not serious, they lack the necessary skills for their respective offices, and they excel only in buffoonery.  The primary responsibility of these sycophants is to engage in insane performance art intended to earn the approval and satisfaction of their Dear Leader.

The Trump clowns bear no resemblance to beloved clowns like Bozo the Clown or Ronald McDonald; their antics do not leave a smile on your face or peace in your heart.     

Their racist, homophobic, misogynist, and fascist shenanigans render you troubled and alarmed. Pennywise and Art the Clown would flee from these MAGA clowns from the pit of hell.

We would be well-advised not to take these jokesters seriously, and to turn the tables on them and use mockery and ridicule to cut them down to size.

Trump is the Comforter-in-Chief of Evangelicals

The President of the United States occupies several significant positions, including serving as commander-in-chief, Leader of the Free World, chief executive of the federal government, leader of their political party, and fulfilling the important informal duty of commander-in-chief.

If a president possesses the legislative skill of LBJ, the military expertise of Dwight D. Eisenhower, the diplomatic skills of FDR, but does not have the empathy to serve as “comforter-in-chief” to console a grieving nation during times of crisis, they are ill-suited for the presidency.

The president should remain calm and use reassuring language during natural disasters, mass shootings, war, or other national crises.

Donald Trump has the military skills Dudley-Do-Right, the diplomatic chops of Atilla the Hun, the legislative expertise of Tommy Tuberville, and the sociopath is lacking in empathy and incapable of serving as “comforter-in-chief.”

Trump’s inadequacy as comforter-in-chief was in full display when he threw paper towels at a crowd of Hurricane Maria survivors in San Juan, Puerto Rico.

Trump makes a half-hearted effort to be comforter-in-chief only when a natural disaster strikes a red state.

Trump is a vindictive tyrant and the antithesis of comforter-in-chief. He is the divider-in-chief, agitator-in-chief, and inciter-in-chief.

America is appalled at Trump’s abject failure at being comforter-in-chief, except for MAGA evangelicals who experience a spiritual orgasm whenever their orange Messiah rails against their common enemies: migrants, Muslims, Democrats, people of color and the LGBT community.

When evangelicals die and wake up in hell, they will have Trump as their comforter-in-chief for eternity.

Lackey Sen. Bill Cassidy Thanks Trump for Taking Down Racist Video

The video that President Donald Trump shared on Truth Social depicting former President Barack Obama and former First Lady Michelle Obama as chimps was so blatantly racist and disgusting that even a handful of Republican lawmakers objected.

Republican Sen. Susan Collins of Maine said it was “appalling.” Rep. Mike Lawler of New York called the post “wrong and incredibly offensive.” Sen. Roger Wicker, a Mississippi Republican, said it was “totally unacceptable.”

Even Uncle Tom Sen. Tim Scott pleaded with his master to delete the video and called it “the most racist thing I’ve seen out of this White House.” Scott’s tweet implies that he is aware that this is not the first time Trump has said or done something racist. Shame on the bootlicking sycophant for not speaking out against Trump’s racism before.

Sen. Bill Cassidy (R-LA) faced heavy criticism for his mild remarks.

“Thank you to President Trump for taking down the post about the Obamas. He made significant inroads with his outreach in the African American community which we need to continue. His post sent the wrong message despite how it may have been originally intended.”

Are you freaking kidding me? The racist-in-chief waited 12 hours to take down the racist video. Instead of thanking Trump for belatedly taking down the video, Cassidy should have blasted him for posting the vile thing in the first place. Cassidy implies that Trump’s intentions were pure, but he unintentionally sent out the wrong message. Bullshit! Trump’s intention was always to mock the Obamas out of jealousy and racism.

We shouldn’t expect Cassidy to exercise good judgment, after all the physician by trade and Chairman of the Senate Health, Education, Labor, and Pensions Committee, voted to confirm the reprehensible and unqualified Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as the Secretary of Health and Human Services.

Trump Posts Racist Video of Obamas as Apes

President Donald Trump is a depraved and demented dictator whose political career is a downward spiral of debauchery and deceit. On several occasions, he seemed to reach what we believed was rock bottom—situations that could have led to impeachment and removal from office. Despite insurrection, indictments, and other atrocities, his moral decline persists.  His MAGA evangelical base cheers his downfall as if he were an Olympian downhill skier, and they make excuses and justifications for his deplorable behavior.

If Trump acted like a chimp and reached his tiny had into his sagging diapers and flung feces at reporters, his supporters would cheer wildly.

During Black History Month the racist-in-chief re-posted a video to Truth Social that included an AI-generated depiction of Barack and Michelle Obama as chimps.

White House staffers reflexively defended the president’s post, and Chief propagandist Karoline Leavitt dismissed it as an internet meme portraying Trump as King of the Jungle. The video wasn’t taken down until hours later.

Black Senator Tim Scott expressed outrage:

“Praying it was fake because it’s the most racist thing I’ve seen out of this White House. The President should remove it.”

But most Republican leaders remain silent, and I haven’t heard any denunciations from any prominent evangelicals.

Trump hit rock bottom years ago, and he should have already been impeached and removed from office. This is the final straw, and anyone who still supports him is a racist, and I publicly rebuke them.

Evangelical Christianity is a Cancer

A cancer diagnosis is devastating. Hearing those words brings a tidal wave of shock, fear, and uncertainty. It’s equivalent to receiving a life sentence in a criminal trial, because even if you beat cancer after surgery, chemotherapy or radiation therapy, chances are that you will get cancer again.

If your oncologist delivers the horrible diagnosis doing nothing is not an option. It won’t go away if you ignore it or rely solely on thoughts and prayers.  Only fatalists and religious nuts will rely on fate or God. We must choose one of the aforementioned strategies to eradicate the Big C.

Evangelical Christianity is a cancer. When this pernicious cancer has metastasized in our federal government it brings a tidal wave of shock, fear, revulsion and regret for those who voted for Donald Trump.

Once you realize that evangelical Christianity permeates the executive, judicial and legislative branches of our democracy doing nothing is not an option. The fruit of evangelicalism is fascism, racism, homophobia, xenophobia, and all manner of evil.

Trump’s ICE thugs are kidnapping housekeepers and construction workers, knocking down doors of residents to gain illegal warrantless entry, and executing innocent civilians. The regime has conducted unilateral airstrikes in countries including Venezuela, Iran, Nigeria, and Syria, despite not being in a state of war with these nations, thereby contravening international law.   

We cannot wait three years to vote Trump out of office; our democracy may not endure that long. This White Christian Nationalist regime must be overthrown now. Impeachment and the 25th Amendment are not viable options because they require the approval of congressional Republicans, and they will never vote to get rid of their orange messiah.

Senate Democrats must block the DHS spending bill, shutting down the government. We the people must go on a general strike, bringing the economy to a standstill until Trump resigns. We must flood the streets in the millions until this fascist cancer is eradicated.