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Trump Makes Strange Guttural Sound at South Carolina Rally

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While campaigning at Clemson University for nepo baby Sen. Darline Graham, Trump was discussing Gov. Henry McMaster when he said, “I’d say 90% of the reason I took the governor—” before making an indescribable, guttural sound, which seemed to emanate straight from the pit of hell.

After making the unsettling noise, the senile octogenarian continued as though nothing had happened. The crowd appeared similarly unfazed by the bizarre demon-influenced utterance.

Had Trump said, “Excuse me,” before shitting on Sen. Tim Scott, who was present at the rally, the crowd would not have raised an eyebrow.

We have grown accustomed to the self-proclaimed “stable genius” delivering incoherent rants riddled with malapropisms, expletives, and invented words; now, his apparent cognitive decline seems to have reduced his speech to unintelligible sounds.

I am at a loss for words—reduced to making indescribable sounds myself. We are fucked.

Black Trump Supporter ‘Thelma Louise’ Kicked Out of Ken Paxton Rally

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The pro-Trump influencer known as “Thelma Louise” has not publicly disclosed her real name, but it is unfortunate that she adopted the names of film characters celebrated as icons of female empowerment and agency.

Thelma Louise runs a popular TikTok account where she shares pro-Trump content from the perspective of a Black female conservative, i.e., an Uncle Tom bootlicking fluffer with no sense of self-respect.

The Black MAGA influencer was enthusiastically documenting her experience at a Ken Paxton rally in Texas, when she was unceremoniously booted from the lily-white crowd. Her transgression? Her black ass ruined the optics.

The Oreo posted a tearful video saying she had been removed from the event for no apparent reason. No apparent reason? Bitch please, look in the damn mirror, your black ass ruined the optics of the White Nationalist campaign event.

Prominent Black celebrities such as Mike Tyson, Nicki Minaj, Amber Rose, and Kodak Black are welcomed at MAGA events, while lesser-known supporters like Thelma Louise are treated like trash.

The disgraced content creator needs to have a “Come to Jesus Moment” and spend the rest of her life creating anti-Trump content.

Trump Muses About an Army of Trump Robots Hitting the Campaign Trail

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In a characteristically disjointed speech to first responders in the White House Rose Garden, Donald Trump acknowledged having “some severe problems” and voiced concern about midterm elections that appear unfavorable to the Republican Party.

Trump, who often posts memes portraying himself as a messiah or superhero, rarely admits fault. Perhaps a lack of sleep left him disoriented enough to tell the truth.

No shit—he has severe problems, including dementia, physical decline, and a lack of morals.

“If my voice holds out, we’re going to be in great shape,” the octogenarian said after listing the states remaining on his schedule, which called for roughly a rally and a half each day. “You know, it is one voice after all. You could maybe get one of those beautiful robots they make nowadays, make it look just like me, and no one would know the difference. Send it out on the trail while I sit home and watch it on television.”

Some robots—especially sex robots—may be beautiful, but robots resembling Trump would be horrifying. An army of them would make me think the robot apocalypse had begun.

One Donald J. Trump is enough; an army of Trump robots might prompt the Almighty to destroy the world and start over.

Trump Tells Supporters, ‘I Can Say the Stupidest Things and You’d Clap’, Wankers Clap

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Donald Trump addressed a crowd of MAGA cultists in Clarksville, located in scarlet red Tennessee, claiming he could say the “stupidest things” and still receive applause. On cue, the mob erupted in rapturous applause.

The fascist authoritarian is so secure in his rock-solid standing with evangelicals, that he insults them to their face, and in the process wins their adulation.

If the con artist holds a rally and promises his followers that if the Republicans win the midterms, he will bless them with a $5,000 check, a brand-new pickup and a signed copy gold leaf Trump bible, they will form into a circle jerk and shower him with ejaculate.

If you look up the phrase “useful idiot” in the dictionary, you will see an image of a man wearing a red hat and a T-shirt proclaiming, “Jesus is My Savior, and Trump is my President.”

Multiple reports from former aides, books, and journalistic investigations indicate that the stable genius has privately mocked and insulted evangelical Christians.

Trump has publicly declared that “he loves the uneducated,” naturally he loves ignorant bible-thumping evangelicals who can easily be manipulated and controlled.

What a horrible timeline we are trapped in, the President of the United States and putative Leader of the Free World utters babbling nonsense, and his disciples are awe struck with his heavenly wisdom.

Naked Statue of Trump Unveiled at European Parliament

Donald Trump is on a crusade to erect monuments to himself in Washington D.C before his tyrannical regime ends in impeachment, implementation of 25th amendment or a stroke. He has already demolished the East Wing of the White House to erect his $400 million presidential ballroom, and he intends to erect a 250-foot-tall Triumphal Arch near Arlington Cemetery. 

The American public may be powerless to stop this egotistical monster from defiling the nation’s capital, but rest assured that you will not find any monuments erected in his honor in any of the world’s major cities.

However, you will find a Donald Trump statue in Strasbourg, France, the official seat of the European Parliament. But this work of art does not glorify the fat toad, instead it ridicules and mocks him. Titled “The Orange Plague,” the masterpiece depicts the US president on the shoulders of a frail man. His fat thighs and sagging belly wrap tightly around the man’s head; his hands clutch at a long golf club and a miniature scales of justice.

The orange piece of human excrement is an albatross around the neck of America and a burden on the shoulders of the world.

A chef’s kiss to Danish artist Jens Galschiot who created this magnus opus, may he inspire American artists to honor the fascist in similar fashion.

Trump is Too Old to be Alive, Let Alone be President

“During his recent trip to Washington, Chinese officials made some highly specific requests for President Xi Jinping. They wanted to guarantee the 73-year-old leader had plenty of time to rest between meetings with President Donald Trump.

The Chinese team asked for a private room in the West Wing. Only his wife, Peng Liyuan, was permitted inside to be with him.”

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Chinese President Xi Jinping is 73 and shows no signs of dementia, cankles, obesity, or a heart condition. Even so, his aides ensure that the stocky septuagenarian avoids overexertion and gets ample rest.

At 80, President Donald Trump needs adequate rest, particularly given concerns about his cognitive and physical health. Yet his aides appear unwilling to urge him to avoid shouting or speaking at length during rallies—antics that could increase his risk of a stroke or heart attack.

In between meeting with world leaders Trump should have a private room in the White House, and only Natalie Harp should be permitted inside with him. She can change his diapers, fellatio him, breathe on his cold and decomposing hands and give him a pep talk.

Under the tender ministrations of Natalie maybe Sleepy Don will not look Like Weekend at Bernie’s when he is conversing with world leaders.

Allowances must be made for a decrepit and demented octogenarian who is one Big Mac away from a stroke.

Low IQ Trump Humiliated by Glaring Spelling Error on AI Agreement

In a mid-September 2026 post on Truth Social, the stable genius Donald Trump, pushed back against the safety warnings from CEOs of the leading AI companies by writing:

“The only control or ‘guardrails’ that AI needs is a STRONG AND SMART (High IQ!) PRESIDENT, and the U.S.A. has that, in spades!”

By all accounts Trump was a mediocre student who did not graduate with any honors. He is so ashamed of his scholastic history that he has threatened his former schools with lawsuits if they ever released his academic records.

In his prime Trump possessed a room temperature IQ, and now that he is on his second childhood he has the IQ of a toddler.

With most philosophers, scientists, and high-tech gurus warning that AI may achieve deity-like intelligence by the end of the decade, we are cursed to have a moron at the helm of the most important office in the world.

Case in point, Trump humiliated himself by signing an AI agreement that had a glaring spelling error. Under his signature, United States is spelled incorrectly, reading “Unites States” instead. The document reads, “Donald J. Trump,” followed by “President of the Unites States.”

Once AI achieves a God-like intelligence the first action it will take is to smite Donald J. Trump.

Trump is Chinese President Xi Jinping’s Biggest Fanboy

Although U.S. presidents generally avoid greeting foreign dignitaries on the tarmac, Trump welcomed Chinese President Xi Jinping there at Joint Base Andrews.

The putative Leader of the Free World pulls the carpet from underneath the feet of our allies, but he rolled out the red carpet for the leader of communist China.

Donald Trump feels the cold more as he grows older and more decrepit, and even a ton of blubber is unable to insulate him from the fall chill. You would think it was the dead of winter judging by the long winter coat and leather gloves the geriatric-in-chief was wearing in the 65-degree weather.

Perhaps it was not the cold so much but the embarrassment of the Chinese dictator noticing his diapers and grotesque doll hands that motivated him to cover up with a heavy coat and leather gloves.

At least, Trump’s obsequiousness towards the Chinese despot was largely absent from cable news shows, because the TV press pool was boycotting coverage of White House events in solidarity with their excluded colleagues.

Trump’s Vanity Projects are an Abomination

A reporter asked Donald Trump what he thought of Senator Jon Ossoff’s barb that he was “obsessed with building monuments to himself because no one will honor him when he’s gone.”

“That’s true,” Trump said. “Nobody will do it once I’m gone. When I leave here, nobody will.”

Statesmen do not build monuments to themselves; they leave history to record their achievements and future generations to honor their legacy.

Dictators build monuments to themselves because they know history will record their failures, future generations will tear down their statues, and their legacy will be condemned.

Monuments honor leaders whose accomplishments served the public good. Trump seems self-aware enough to know that many Americans see him as using power to enrich himself rather than serve the people. Once he is gone, the only monument citizens might raise in his honor is a portable toilet—which explains his rush to build monuments glorifying himself.

Trump’s vanity projects—the Great Triumphal Arch, the billion-dollar ballroom, the billion-dollar plane gifted by the Qatari government, and the renovations to the Reflecting Pool—will serve only as reminders of how he wasted taxpayer money to honor himself.

Trump is a steaming pile of human shit, and everything he touches turns to shit, and his shitty monuments will outlast him, and serve to warn future generations not to elect such a shitty president.

Trump Falls Asleep Standing Up

“The president appeared at NASA’s Johnson Space Center in Houston for a ceremony to award the Artemis II mission astronauts the Congressional Space Medal of Honor. Cameras captured Trump appearing to struggle to keep his eyes open during the ceremony. As he stood in front of NASA astronauts, the 80-year-old president could be seen closing his eyes for lengthy periods several times. Trump’s body appeared to sway side-to-side and jerked upward slightly at points.”

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Donald Trump has been caught on camera appearing to close his eyes and nod off during several meetings while sitting behind the Resolute Desk in the White House.

In a disturbing turn of events the narcoleptic octogenarian fell asleep while standing during a ceremony to honor the Artemis astronauts.

This could be dangerous not only for Trump, but also for anyone standing nearby, as they could be injured if he fell on them.

It is a miracle the bloated buffoon did not tip over, considering his weak cankles are supporting his blubbery butt.

According to the Book of Exodus, whenever Moses raised his hands holding God’s staff, the Israelites prevailed in their battle with the Amalekites. When his arms grew tired and he lowered his hands, the enemy started to win. Aaron and Hur placed a stone for Moses to sit on when he grew weary. They stood on each side of him and physically held up his hands.

Trump should never be allowed to stand for more than a few minutes; his aides should place a golden toilet for him to sit. This will alleviate two problems: he can shit directly into the toilet and avoid soiling his diaper, and he will not have to worry about falling over.

JD Vance and Marco can stand on either side of Trump, and physically hold up his tiny hands, giving the impression that the Orange Messiah is blessing his supporters.

When’s the Last Time Fat Pig Trump Saw His Penis?

“Well, Mr. President, from one fat pig to another, take it from me that physical fitness is very important. And trust me, you’ll be happy to see your penis again. It’s crazy. Think about this, y’all. In the last few years, I’ve lost 300 pounds. That means I’ve lost an entire Donald Trump.”

Jelly Roll ragging on Trump on “Kimmel”

Donald Trump, known for being thin-skinned and narcissistic, gets his panties in a twist over a few mild jokes Jimmy Kimmel makes at his expense. I imagine he is shitting bricks over the crude joke Jelly Roll made about Trump’s weight on “Kimmel.”  I mean Jelly Roll really rolled that fat bastard.

What stronger motivation could Trump have to lose a few pounds than finally being able to see his tiny pecker again? Granted, no one else wants that view, and I feel sorry for Stormy Daniels and the other sex workers who had to endure it. Still, Trump would surely be thrilled to spot his tiny, mushroom-shaped manhood once more.

I can imagine what Trump might post on Truth Social if he could see his tiny pecker again:

“I am protected by the armor of God—specifically, a presidential sword more powerful than Excalibur. No one has ever seen such a mighty weapon; John Holmes and Ron Jeremy would envy it. Arnold Palmer would rise from the grave to honor my manhood.”

He would probably post an AI-enhanced image of himself. Hopefully, Natalie Harper would persuade him not to embarrass himself by sharing such nonsense.

Let’s Hope Trump’s Fatty Diet Will Lead to Premature Death

“The 80-year-old president weighed approximately 238 pounds at his physical exam in May – 14 pounds more than last year and 23 pounds more than the 215 pounds he was listed at in 2023, documented when he was arrested in Georgia, the newspaper noted.”

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The average human bowel movement weighs between 4 and 16 ounces; fat people generally produce more waste than normal individuals. A portly pig like Trump creates enough feces to fertilize the White House front lawn. To get an accurate weight, the defecator-in chief’s diaper should be changed before a physician weighs him.

A leopard does not change his spots, and a morbidly obese octogenarian is not going to shed any pounds. Trump loves him some McDonald’s burgers and fries lathered in ketchup, I am not a physician, but my prognosis is that he is going to continue to pack on the pounds until the Grim Reaper hauls his roly-poly ass to hell.

Physicians warn that the beefy buffoon’s weight gain is a significant risk factor for several health problems, including premature disability and death.

Thank God that none of Trump’s doctors have the balls to tell the pudgy pedophile that if he does not lose a lot of weight he might die of a stroke or heart attack.

May Trump’s plate always be full of burgers, fries, and meatloaf.

Trump Puts His Ugly Mug on Reflecting Pool

Everything Donald Trump touches seems to turn into faux gold, shit, or algae. The decorator-in-chief had the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool drained and repainted “American-flag blue” earlier this year, only for algae blooms to quickly turn the water green and the blue paint to start peeling soon after.

This week, the shitposter-in-chief uploaded an A.I.-generated image of the infamous pool featuring a silhouette of his ghastly face in a shade of green not dissimilar to cheap gold jewelry that has turned green.

Let’s hope the rage-baiter-in-chief is only trolling liberals, because nothing could be worse than a reflecting pool bearing the silhouette of Trump’s ugly mug—not even discovering the bodies of homeless people floating on its surface.

If the narcissist-in-chief does order the pool to feature an image of his face, let us hope it does not fade—otherwise, the liar-in-chief will blame vandals.

Trump’s Boxy Rump Stump’s Internet

“White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt shared a clip of the President leaving a rally on Friday, but his rear end appeared to be much boxier than usual.

A somewhat rigid outline was spotted near the back of Trump’s suit and has now prompted further speculation about the 80-year-old’s potential health issues.”

Metro.

Usually, President Donald Trump’s spinster-shaped mouth draws most of the press’s attention. No one can predict what bizarre, crude, or foolish remarks will come from the foul orifice.

Today, however, attention has shifted to his other asshole, fueling speculation about the octogenarian’s health. In what appeared to be a final jab at her former boss, former Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt posted a video that depicted him carrying a lot of junk in his trunk.

The incontinent moron eats like a pig and often lumbers around with a full diaper. But this time, his rear end looked unusually boxy—so what was going on?

Was Trump hiding the most incriminating Epstein files in his rump? Or perhaps a giant Bible—given how often he shits on the values Jesus represents.

I just hope he’s gone soon so I no longer have to write essays about him; my Trump pieces always end up dwelling on his filth.

Trump and Evangelicals are Pulling America Down the Toilet

Like flies feasting on dung, like streetwalkers timidly walking behind their pimp, like piranhas gnawing on dead fish, like vultures circling over carrion, white evangelicals have glommed onto the most despicable thing on god’s creation: the streaming pile of human shit masquerading as a human being, Donald Trump.

Because white evangelicals’ religious beliefs are deeply racist, homophobic, misogynistic, and misanthropic, it is unsurprising that they have glommed onto the sociopathic, fascist, and racist Trump.

Like a leech clinging to a corpulent fool in a stagnant pond, evangelicals have latched onto Trump for survival and remain loyal to him at any cost.

They are spiraling down the toilet with Trump, taking our democracy, liberties, and way of life with them.

Centuries from now, historians may lament that a minority of nihilistic fundamentalists destroyed the greatest democracy on Earth.

Trump’s New Wig Elicits Ridicule

On December 16, 2018, a day that will live in infamy, Stephen Miller, who would become the Nazi propagandist for the Trump regime, appeared with an altered, much lower hairline. The monster was mercilessly mocked for spraying paint on his balding pate.

Miller’s “Sherwin-Williams” makeover was widely viewed as the worst political makeover until Donald Trump appeared on August 5, 2026, wearing a ridiculous full wig that looked nothing like his usual wispy combover.

The blithering idiot was babbling incoherently at Las Vegas’ Red Rock Resort about his trade conflicts with the Canadian government, but afterwards all the commentary was about his huge headpiece.

Some men try to improve their appearance when they have a mid-life crisis, Trump, 80, Is trying to improve his appearance well into his second childhood. The steaming pile of human shit is fighting a losing battle, when you have racoon eyes, a mouth that resembles a sphincter, and a neck that looks like a vagina, the fanciest wig would only draw attention to his decaying, decrepit, and decomposing countenance.

Trump is a pile of crap that will easily flush down a toilet, but you may need a plunger to make sure his wig flushes down.

Trump’s Demon Face

I am a homebody; my home is my shelter from the chaos outside. I am afraid to venture outside and confront a sea of angry, mean, contemptuous and sullen faces. I even avoid making eye contact with my neighbors. When I walk my dog around my neighborhood I stare straight ahead, lest I notice the madness that might be taking place in my peripheral vision.

Even though I avoid people and seldom encounter anyone, as a misanthrope, I’m constantly troubled by a recurring face that unsettles me during the day and invades my dreams at night.  I cannot escape Trump’s ungodly visage, it dominates my social media platforms, cable news outlets, newspapers, and magazines.

Is it any wonder Trump’s ugly puss gives me the heebie-jeebies? His raccoon eyes bore right into my soul, his sphincter-shaped mouth spews excrement, his wispy urine-colored wig gives me vertigo, and his vagina-looking neck shrivels my genitals.

It is not just me; the entire nation is suffering from Prosopometamorphopsia or “demon face syndrome,” a rare neurological disorder where real faces appear distorted, warped, or frightening. Although it is just one countenance that kills our collective spirt, the monstrosity that belongs to Trump.

We will not overcome our existential dread of the demon face monster until it is six feet under.

Dementia Don Has Lost Ability to Read an Audience

Donald Trump is widely criticized as incompetent, temperamental, vindictive, inconsistent, uninformed, and corrupt. In short, he is a buffoon who gives off a malodorous stench of sulfur and excrement.

However, the former reality-show host has a talent for self-promotion and a keen ability to read an audience. His skill at grifting has helped make him a multibillionaire, while his instinct for appealing to crowds has won him millions of devoted followers.

However, dementia has steadily eroded his ability to read an audience. In his prime, he instinctively knew how to appeal to his most fervent supporters, using provocative rhetoric and memorable catchphrases that resonated with his racist and homophobic base.

But his crowds are no longer enthralled by his rants, they scroll on their cellphones, chew tobacco and flirt with their cousins while he rambles incoherently.

It was bad enough when he had no control of his bowel movements, but now he has little control of his speech. Once he launches into his rambling “weave” style of speaking, he becomes so incoherent that he loses his thread entirely, leaving his audience dazed and confused.

The only place where Dementia Don should speak is at a rest home or an asylum.

E. Jean Carroll Collects $5 Million Damage Award from Trump

Three years after a jury determined that President Donald Trump had to pay $5 million in damages to journalist E. Jean Carroll for abuse and defamation, she has finally been paid.

To be clear, after sexual predator Donald Trump was found guilty of sexual abuse in a civil trial, he refused to accept the verdict and defamed Carroll and was held legally and financially responsible in a subsequent trial.

Trump uses his immense wealth and political power to get away with insurrection, corruption, sexual harassment, fraud and all manner of other crimes, but at least in this case he discovered that nobody is above the law, not even the president of the United States.

Carroll, a frail octogenarian, wasn’t afraid to take the most powerful man in the world to court. “I don’t understand how people can be afraid of a fat elderly man who wears apricot makeup”, she famously quipped.

If only Carroll would inspire Republican politicians to confront Trump’s corruption. Why are they terrified of a silly fat man, with a mouth that looks like an anus, and a neck that looks like a vagina? For the love of God, stand up to the petulant man-child!

Walking Down Stairs is an Existential Threat for Trump

Climbing stairs may seem more physically demanding than going down them, but descending actually places greater physical, visual, and neurological demands on the brain.

Trump’s cautious movements on stairs have become a recurring symbol of his stumbling administration. Videos have shown him repeatedly climbing—and especially descending—stairs with visible hesitation.

When the morbidly obese octogenarian descends the stairs from Air Force One, he moves slowly and deliberately, eyes fixed on each step. He pauses on a small landing to steady himself before continuing his precarious descent, one tiny hand gripping the bannister the entire way.

It is easy to see why descending stairs seems so daunting for Trump: he must rely on his swollen cankles to support his heavy frame while trusting his bruised and decomposing tiny hand to steady him on the way down.

It would not be surprising if Trump saw his pathetic and miserable life flash before his eyes every time, he walked down stairs.

Trump’s Reading List: Newspapers Articles About Him

President Barack Obama, a former constitutional law professor, regularly publishes widely anticipated reading lists. He established this tradition during his presidency and continues to share curated selections of his favorite books multiple times a year.

Not only presidents but most politicians and other public figures love to share their favorite books to show off their intellectual gravitas.

President Donald Trump, a former reality show star and WWE wrestler, has never published a reading list. If he did my guess is that it would be a carefully curated list of coloring books and comic books.

Recently Trump appeared on a podcast hosted by Second Lady Usha Vance. The show called Storytime with the Second Lady, features casual conversation alongside literary readings.

The Second Lady, taking into consideration her guest’s dementia and functional illiteracy, invited him for an episode featuring children’s books.

During the episode, Vance asked the president whether he had “any time to read for fun these days.”

Trump replied: “I am currently reading Ecclesiastes, a book about the search for meaning in a world that is temporary, unpredictable, and often unfair. And for light reading I consume anything written by Proust.  

This is the buffoon’s real answer:

“So, I end up reading mostly newspapers. I usually read stories about myself.”

Off course the fucking narcissistic morn reads only newspaper articles about himself. God, I can’t wait until the Grim Reaper flushes the steaming pile of human shit down the toilet.

I Can’t Wait Until Death Finally Silences Trump

The D.C Independence Day fireworks show which commenced after Donald Trump delivered his divisive and self-aggrandizing tirade concluded just moments before midnight.

After a day of bombast, braggadocio, and bile, one might have expected the octogenarian president to go straight to bed. But at 1:21 a.m., Trump was still active online doing the devil’s work, sharing a graphic that read:

“Over 273 Americans have been shot since the war in IRAN began … in Chicago.” The racist insomniac attempted to downplay the fatalities from his illegal, immoral, unjustified war in Iran by comparing the war’s death toll to that of the crime rate in a city led by a black Democratic mayor.

The death of one American soldier is too many, in a war of choice that only served the interests of the genocidal state of Israel.

The conflict has also caused thousands of deaths across the Middle East, including 120 schoolgirls targeted by an American Tomahawk missile. We are all God’s children, and the deaths of civilians in Lebanon and Iran are as tragic as the death of any American.

We long for the day when Sleepy Don finally goes to sleep and does not wake up, so we never again have to read his despicable posts.

An Exhausted Nation Prays Trump Will Suffer Fatal Heat Stroke July 4th

Donald Trump, the morbidly obese octogenarian with cardiovascular issues, made the following comments while speaking in Medora, North Dakota, during the inaugural events of The Theodore Roosevelt Presidential Library on July 1, 2026:

“And this week we look back on 250 years of glorious freedom and we took so much time and so much effort. And by the way on July 4th it’s going to be approximately 107 degrees out and I’m going to go and I’m going to make a really long speech just to show that I can do anything. It’s going to be 107.”

Theodore Roosevelt was famously sickly as a child, but he transformed himself into one of the most vigorous and passionate outdoorsmen in American presidential history. Trump, driven by ego, appeared to be trying to persuade his supporters that he is as healthy as Roosevelt was in his prime.

Considering that Trump is going to be wearing a dark blue suit in 107° weather, with his red tie choking his vagina, it would not be surprising if he suffered a heat stroke. If the buffoon teetered on his cankles and dropped dead while preaching to the choir, it would be the most glorious July 4th in the long history of our country.

It is illegal and immoral to threaten the life of the President, but there’s no law against praying or wishing that the steaming pile of shit, known as Donald J. Trump, dies of a heat stroke this July 4th.

Evangelicals Humiliated as Trump Falls Asleep on Them

Members of the Religious Liberty Commission—composed almost entirely of evangelical Christians, along with a token Jewish rabbi and a couple of Catholics—went to the White House to pay homage to their orange messiah.

They whispered sweet nothings in Trump’s ear, specifically that there should be “bridges” between church and state rather than “a wall of separation” as Thomas Jefferson advocated.

The MAGA cult has already succeeded in bulldozing the wall of separation between religion and politics, and they are well on their way to establishing a White Christian Nationalist theocracy.

Evangelicals formed a circle around Trump, reminiscent of a circle jerk, who was seated at his desk in the Oval Office, as they left him drenched in their praise.

The irreligious sociopath has nothing but contempt for these useful idiots, evidenced by his nodding off while they fluffed the object of their adoration. Even Paula White’s platinum blonde sexuality and Ben Carson’s Uncle Tom coonery was unable to keep Trump from falling asleep.

While Trump is sleeping, his cabinet of grifters and fraudsters, and his religious advisers of con artists and haters are destroying our democracy.

Time to wake up America.

Trump-Meloni Feud

Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni, 49, is the mirror image of an American MAGA evangelical. She has built her political brand around Italy’s Roman Catholic heritage and traditional family values. She uses her Roman Catholic identity to buttress her political platform, advocating for policies that resonate with Trump supporters, like opposing abortion and LGBTQ rights.

President Donald Trump and Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni are close ideological allies, but they are hardly bosom buddies. The mercurial U.S. president has turned against her amid geopolitical rifts over America’s illegal and immoral war of choice in Iran.

Perhaps the main reason Trump shows Meloni so little respect is that he cannot regard a female political leader as his equal.

Trump sparked a feud with his Italian counterpart by falsely claiming she had begged him for a photograph at the G7 Summit in France and that he agreed only out of pity. The claim is plainly false: world leaders kept their distance from Trump and appeared eager to avoid being near him. Who would want to be within smelling distance of his bad breath and soiled diapers?

The attractive Meloni angrily denied the claim, calling it “made up,” but the repulsive octogenarian doubled down in a post on Truth Social, saying Meloni had asked “over and over” for a photograph during the summit. Trump should not flatter himself; no woman wants a photo-op with such a loathsome creature.

Trump’s pettiness and ego have jeopardized America’s relationship with an ally simply because the female prime minister challenged his self-aggrandizing lie.