Month: May 2025

Trump Posts Meme Saying, ‘He’s on a Mission from God’ Featuring Pepe the Frog

Shortly after a trade court blocked his new “Liberation Day”’ tariffs Donald Trump posted a meme of himself on Truth Social with the words “He’s on a mission from God & nothing can stop what is Coming.”

The menacing picture depicts the disgraced president walking down a dark city street and it includes the alt-right symbol Pepe the Frog in the background.

People who are not steeped in MAGA conspiracy theories will simply interpret the meme as Trump’s response to the courts striking down his tariff regime.

But the Dear Leader’s followers will interpret the inclusion of Pepe as a hidden message to the faithful that he will root out and destroy the cannibalistic Democratic pedophiles from within the deep state and liberal ruling class. They will comfort themselves with the belief that their Orange Message is on a Mission from God to deport Brown and Black migrants, demonize and criminalize the LGBT community, decimate Medicare, SNAP and Medicaid, and declare war on everyone who hasn’t swallowed the Kool-Aid.

In the classic 1980 film The Blues Brothers, Jake and Elwood were on a “mission from God” to save the Catholic orphanage where they were raised. They were trying to get their band back together to raise money and pay off the orphanage’s back taxes.

Damn Trump for co-opting the famous phrase from Blues Brothers. If Belushi were still alive he’d do a sequel wherein Jake and Elwood would be on a mission from God to save America by destroying Trump.

Melania Trump Releases Audiobook of Her Memoir with Artificial Intelligence

“Melania Trump has enlisted artificial intelligence to replicate her voice for the audiobook release of her recent memoir, ‘Melania.’”

San Francisco Chronicle

A conspiracy theory has been floating around for about a decade that the real Melania Trump has dead, and she has been replaced by a body double, clone or android.

Melania had cosmetic surgery on the area around her eyes. The crow’s feet were erased by pulling the skin back, taut. The procedure caused her eyes to slant back, giving her an ethereal ET look.

The conspiracy has gained credence because it is easy to believe that someone who looks like an extraterrestrial might be a clone or an android.

Nobody should be surprised that this fake personality has used AI to replicate her voice for the audiobook version of her memoir.

Melania has lived in the United States since the 1990’s, but she can barely speak English, so it makes sense that her autobiography is narrated entirely using artificial intelligence.

If Melania can barely speak English, it only reasonable to deduce that she cannot write anything more complicated than a love letter to Justin Trudeau. Although no ghostwriter has been officially acknowledged by Melania or her publisher, my bet is that the only part of the book she wrote was the title.

Would I buy an overpriced ghostwritten autobiography (oxymoron) that is probably replete with lies, which will enrich an already obscenely wealthy trophy wife of a corrupt billionaire president? Hell to the no!

Trump Inspires MAGA Revivals of Greed and Hate

“The Museum of the Bible based in Washington, D.C., recently sponsored an event organizer Joshua Feuerstein described as ‘an opportunity for Christian pastors to come to a revival at Mar-a-Lago,’ Trump’s Florida resort.

The cheapest tickets for the event (held not at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort but 80 miles away at Trump National Doral) were $500, with ‘a special discounted offer exclusively for pastors.’ The $7,000, $3,500 and $1,750 VIP tickets sold out.”

BaptistNews.Com

Religious revivals in American history originated in poor and rural communities. The Spirit of the Lord moved not in magnificent cathedrals but in revival meetings held in tents with dirt floors.

In the old-timey revival meetings, worshippers sought a closer walk with God manifest by speaking in tongues, rolling down the dirt floors (hence the term holy rollers) and exuberant praise and worship.

The revivals of the MAGA era originate in arena size mega churches where the unholy spirit of mammon moves the cultists to fund Trump’s crusade to turn our democracy into a White Nationalist Christian theocracy.

The speakers at the Museum of the Bible revival event included conspiracy theorist and disgraced former Trump National Security Advisor Michael Flynn and actor, comedian, conspiracy theorist and alleged serial rapist Russell Brand. With speakers like that I expect a revival of corruption, misinformation, and misogyny to break out.

With VIP (Very Insecure Pricks?) tickets sold for as high as $7,000, this was not a revival event for the poor that that attended the revivals of our past. I wonder, was the climax of this event a circle jerk where Brooks Brothers clad assholes splattered a golden statue of Donald Trump with their jizz?

Hegseth Holds Evangelical Prayer Service at Pentagon

Donald Trump does not have a conservative ideology or political philosophy that informs his policies and speeches, and he is not interested in pressuring Congress in enacting a legislative agenda that aligns with a traditional Republican platform.

Trump’s agenda is burnishing his brand and exploiting his office for financial gain. Trumpism permeates every aspect of his administration. He has populated his Cabinet with sycophants who are members of his evangelical cult.

The leader of this cult is Donald Trump and not Jesus Christ, and their motto is not “do unto others as you would have them do unto you” but screw others before they screw you.”

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is one of these MAGA Christians, his public profession of faith in Jesus Christ is in direct contradiction to his boozing, womanizing and predatory nature.

In a move that bulldozed the separation between Church and State, he hosted an evangelical prayer service at the Pentagon. The event was called the “Secretary of Defense Christian Prayer and Worship Service. It was broadcast throughout the building on its internal cable network.

Can you imagine the outcry if a Defense Secretary held a Muslim Prayer and Worship Service or a Wiccan Prayer and Casting Spells Service?

Standing behind a podium bearing the logo of the Defense Department, Hegseth declared that “this is precisely where I need to be, exactly where we need to be as a nation, at this moment in prayer, on bended knee, recognizing the providence of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

In a church pulpit Hegseth is free to recognize the “providence of the Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ”, but when he’s standing behind a podium bearing the logo of the Defense Department, he should be recognizing the authority of the Constitution of the United States.  

What a hypocrite, we all know that Hegseth would rather be at a bar, guzzling beer, harassing the female bartenders and toasting his real Lord and Savior, Donald Trump.

Donald Trump Jr. Mocks Jill Biden After Her Husband’s Prostate Cancer Diagnosis

President Donald J. Trump and his family live and breathe politics; their malign MAGA ideology permeates their every word, verbal and written.

They never put politics aside, everything they say and do is calculated to disseminate their poisonous political beliefs.

When Joe Biden’s personal office released a statement that the former president was diagnosed with an aggressive form of prostate cancer, which had spread to his bones, Donald Trump Jr. put politics aside and wished him a speedy recovery.

But the momentary light of compassion and empathy for his political enemy was soon snuffed out, and only hours later he posted this toxic tweet:

“What I want to know is how did Dr. Jill Biden miss stage five metastatic cancer or is this yet another coverup???”

Junior is as evil as his father, but he’s not quite as dumb as the old man. His tweet was an attempt as sarcasm, he is aware that Jill Biden has a doctorate degree in education, not medicine.

But now is the time to put politics aside, it is not the time to stoke conspiracy theories and imply that Biden was diagnosed with prostate cancer while he was still in office.

Whether it is from dementia, cancer or simply old age, Joe Biden will soon give up the ghost. For the love of God, put an end to the vilification of the former president and allow him to live out his last days in peace.

Evil Pumpkin Head Donald Trump Calls Bruce Springsteen a ‘Dried Out Old Prune’

Donald Trump, the former reality show star, craves the adulation of rock stars, but most of the entertainers who support him are aging, washed-up pop stars like Kid Rock, Black Nazis like Kanye West, calcified country crooners like Billy Ray Cyrus and notorious misogynists and accused child molesters like Ted Nugent.

Bruce Springsteen is an icon, a legend and still a superstar at 75 years-old, and he will never disgrace himself by praising the steaming pile of human excrement known as Donald Trump.

To the contrary, the Boss called the Trump administration corrupt, incompetent, and treasonous. On his tour opening show in Manchester, U.K. he urged his audience to fight against Trump’s fascism:

“Tonight, we ask all who believe in democracy and the best of our American spirit to rise with us, raise your voices and stand with us against authoritarianism and let freedom ring.”

Trump responded to Springsteen’s withering attack by calling him a “dried out old prune.” The rock legend is four years younger than Trump, is in excellent physical and mental health and his concerts typically run for about three hours. That doesn’t seem like a dried out old prune to me.

Trump on the other hand, looks like a decaying Jack-o’-lantern pumpkin that’s been tossed on the side of the road.

Trump would be well-advised to bask in the attention of losers like West and Nugent, and not to tangle with winners like Bruce Springsteen.

Of Childhood, Rocky Road Candy Bars and a Wonderful Sister

My father was a sheet metal worker earning a subsistence wage, and my mother stayed at home to take care of her five children. I listened with envy when my classmates gushed over where they spent their summer vacations. We lived in Daly City, just outside of San Francisco, and for us a vacation meant an all-day bus pass to visit the familiar landmarks of the City by the Bay.

When we were in elementary school my siblings and I received a candy bar in lieu of an allowance. Although we complained about not getting money, we were nonetheless grateful for the rare delicacy. I savored every scrumptious bite of that Hershey’s milk chocolate bar, Nestle Crunch milk chocolate and crisped rice candy bar or a Rocky Road chewy marshmallow confection.

Ironically, though I can now afford to buy a boatload of candy, due to my history of diabetes I rarely eat any. For my birthday, my sister Jackie usually sends me a package of my favorite candy bar, Rocky Road. As a child there were only two varieties of Rocky Road, the original milk chocolate, and the mint. But the packages my sister sends me include many varieties, the original milk chocolate version, mint, s’mores, and even dark chocolate with sea salt.

For a glorious moment I’m no longer a senior citizen worried about obesity or diabetes but a hungry child with a ravenous appetite, and in just a couple of days I consume every delectable Rocky Road candy bar.

Trump: ‘I Know Words, the Best Words’

“I know words, I know the best words.”

Donald Trump

Trump is a functionally illiterate person averse to reading anything more substantial than editorials in conservative publications praising his administration. He does not have the attention span or intellect to read even the CliffsNotes of the great works of literature.

This ignorant narcissist can nevertheless boast that he has written about a dozen books. Of course, every book in his canon was ghostwritten.

Trump knows words, the best words that are the lexicon of elementary school children. Like most children he loves superlatives and generously sprinkles his speeches with them.

Like most kindergartners he has a penchant for fixating on words and phrases, whether it is “tariffs”, “build the wall” or “MAGA.”

And like most toddlers he often makes up his nonsensical words like “covfefe”, and he considers himself a genius for inventing them.

Trump’s favorite word is “Trump;” squirts scribble their names on walls and etch their names on furniture and Trump loves to Sharpie his John Hancock on important documents and name buildings after himself.

The moron took credit for creating a new word while blathering about lowering drug prices — a word (equalize) that’s been in the English language for centuries.

“Basically, what we’re doing is equalizing. There’s a new word that I came up with, which is probably the best word.”

 I know words, the best words, the most wonderful words in the world, and the word that best fits Trump is moron!

MAGA Terrified of Statue of Black Woman in Times Square

There are two permanent statues in Times Square: Father Francis P. Duffy and Geroge M. Cohan. A temporary statue of a Black woman, “Grounded in the Stars” was recently installed, and it has generated instant controversy.

I doubt any opinion pieces have been written about the Duffy and Cohan statues, but everybody has an opinion about the new work of art.

The giant 12-foot-tall bronze sculpture depicts a young heavyset Black woman, with braided hair, standing with hands on her hips, as she gazes into the open space.

MAGA cultists, have their panties in a twist over the sculpture created by British artist Thomas J. Price. They are more terrified of a sculpture of a Black woman than they are of a statue of a goat-head Baphomet or one of Chairman Mao wearing his trademark Mao suit and a cap with a 5-pointed red star sewn on to the front.

The hands on her hips denote confidence, the faraway look speaks of a contemplative spirit, the braided hair represents pride in her heritage, the T-shirt and pants outfit signifies a down-to-earth quality that resonates with most of the tourists who visit Times Square.

Of course, Trumpers are terrified of a confident and contemplative Black woman, especially when she stands 12-foot tall. They know that she is not going to put up with any of their racist bullshit.

The only thing I do not like about the sculpture is that it is temporary, it should be permanently installed.

Trump Hates Africans, But he Loves Afrikaners

“The Trump administration is treating Afrikaners, white descendants of mainly Dutch colonizers in South Africa, as ‘refugees’ and plans to bring them to the United States next week.

Trump is even planning on a welcome delegation of government officials to greet the first 54 people as they arrive at Dulles Airport on Monday.”

TNR

Donald Trump’s anti-immigration policy is rooted in racism and xenophobia. He demonizes immigrants from Mexico, Latin America, and the Caribbean, and he frequently repeats the false claim that prisoners from “the Congo” have been released into the United States to prey on Americans. No doubt Maga cultists have nightmares about headhunters from the Congo breaking into their trailer homes, stealing their beer, raping their cousins (i.e. wives) and BBQing their pets.

Trump hates Africans, but he loves Afrikaners, white South Africans of Dutch descent, who implemented and enforced apartheid, the discriminatory system of racial segregation.

Afrikaner farmers claim to face violence and discrimination; the South African government denies their allegations of racial discrimination. Elon Musk, who grew up under the benefits of apartheid in South Africa claims that Afrikaners are facing genocide. Elon has tremendous influence; is he being rewarded for his financial generosity?

In his first day in office Trump banned virtually all refugees as part of his crusade to make America white again. But Trump is giving Afrikaners priority status, expediting the process of their resettlement.

In addition to the welcoming committee will the Afrikaners be granted a free stay in the Lincoln bedroom.

Donald Trump Channels Marie Antoinette

I imagine Donald Trump had hundreds of dolls i.e., action figures to play with as a child. We know that the Manhattan Trump Tower had an entire floor for Barron Trump’s toys, including a Mercedes Benz, electric toy car, which had the logo and a license plate reading ‘BARRON’.

The manchild with doll hands still has dolls on his mind. In response to warning that his tariffs will lead to empty store shelves, Trump said: “Maybe children will have two dolls instead of 30 dolls, you know, and maybe the two dolls will cost a couple of bucks more than they would normally.”

Trump grew up in a billionaires’ milieu where every young girl has dozens of dolls to play with, but if a working-class family were gifted 30 dolls, they would sell most of them on eBay to help pay the bills.

A disturbing image just came to me: the buffoon dressed in drag as Marie Antoinette saying, “let them eat cake, and let their daughters play with two dolls.”

Trump does not care how his tariffs will impact ordinary Americans, not only will they impact the price of toys made in China, but they will impact the price of houses, cars, furniture and just about every product imaginable.

All I need is one doll, a voodoo doll to represent Trump. I would insert a pin in his heart.

We know the fate that befell Marie Antoinette, Trump would be well-advised to reconsider his catastrophic tariffs war.

Trump Mocks Catholics by Posting AI Pic of Himself as Pope

Donald Trump is not a Roman Catholic, does not attend church regularly, is clueless about Catholic dogma and rituals, and he would mistake rosary beads for anal beads and the papal staff for a pimp stick.

Nevertheless, this sociopath heathen thought it would be humorous to post an AI-generated image on social media of himself seated in an ornate chair, dressed in white papal vestments and headdress.

The evangelicals’ orange messiah posted the pic just days after he said he would like to be the next pope.

The embodiment of the antichrist dressed as the pope, hilarious. I am not Catholic nor particularly religious, but I fail to see the humor.

The sacrilegious post elicited instant outrage from devout Catholics who consider Trump’s brand of humor a blatant insult to Catholics and a mockery of their faith.

But the MAGA faithful defend their Dear Leader, arguing that there is nothing wrong with him having a little harmless fun.

Vice President JD Vance, who is a Catholic, defended Trump for sharing the irreverent photo, writing in a social media post he is “fine with people telling jokes.”

Trump and Vance are the jokes, and they should keep their mouths shut when their critics post images of Trump dressed as a clown.

Lady in High Heels: ‘You Go Girl’ or “Bitch, Please!’

Stiletto heels, commonly known as “fuck me pumps” that exaggerate a sexual image are still extremely popular in this era of gender equality.

High heel shoes alter the alignment of the female form, causing the wearer to arch their back, thrust their boobs forward and elongate their legs. This ridiculous posture supposedly creates the appearance of a confident and poised woman, ready to take on the world.

When I see a woman wearing heels, I do not see a sexy and confident woman; I see an insecure bimbo who cares more about appearances than she does about wearing comfortable shoes that don’t negatively impact her back.

Anna Paulina Luna posted on X a list of six bills the Republican House has recently passed. She sat in a blazer and black trousers in front of an American flag, smiling while reading TIME magazine. She was wearing Christian Louboutin shoes with 5-inch heels that sell for around $845.

Bitch, please. It is obscene for a legislator to wear such expensive shoes. It is ridiculous for a powerful woman to feel the need to wear stiletto heels to emphasize her confidence and sexuality.