Month: January 2024

White Evangelicals are Clownish Cultists, But We Must Take Them Seriously

White evangelicals are an aberration, they don’t quite fit the national zeitgeist. It’s easy to dismiss them as uneducated and brainwashed cultists who engage in groupthink, mindlessly obeying their pastors and especially their orange messiah.

It’s natural to mock and ridicule Trump’s evangelical regiment, after all they speak in tongues, believe in divine healing and demonic possession, are waiting for Jesus to Rapture them out of this world, and they have sworn allegiance to their orange idol.  

But we dismiss them at our own peril, they are dangerous precisely because they are a monolith voting bloc, who are convinced they are in a spiritual warfare with Biden and his host of godless liberals.

Trump may be a senile buffoon and his MAGA base may be idiots, but we must take them seriously. Trump beat Hillary Clinton in 2016 and he may win his rematch with Joe Biden in 2024, if Democrats don’t mobilize and energize their base to defeat Trump once and for all.

If Biden doesn’t win the general election in 2024, Trump will do his best to turn our democracy into a white nationalist Christian theocracy, and public school teachers will be warning our children to prepare for the Rapture and to report any of their classmates who show signs of demon possession.

Snoop Dogg Says He ‘Has Nothing but Love for Trump’ Say What?

Rappers have a penchant for flashing Benjamins, wearing sharp clothing, glorifying violence, demeaning women as “bitches and ho’s”, and beefing with each other. Beef is a verbal conflict between rappers, most commonly manifested in rap songs degrading and demeaning one other.

There have been some epic rap beefs; Nas vs Jay-Z, Tupac Shakur vs. The Notorious B.I.G., and more recently Nikki Minaj vs. Megan thee Stallion.

Snoop Dogg has had some epic beefs, who can forget his rap battles with Eminem? But Snoop’s most infamous beef wasn’t with a fellow rapper, but with former president Donald Trump. For example, in a 2020 interview Snoop has this to say: “I ain’t never voted a day in my life, but this year I think I’m going to get out and vote because I can’t stand to see this punk in office one more year.” Snoop has shouted “Fuck Trump” as often as he has said, “pass me the blunt.”

Snoop has done a complete turnaround on Trump. In an interview with The Sunday Times published Sunday he said:

“Donald Trump? He ain’t done nothing wrong to me. He has done only great things for me. He pardoned Michael Harris.”

Say what? Phony reason for Snoop to all of a sudden start lavishing praise on the twice-impeached, four-times indicted steaming pile of human excrement, after all, it was years ago that Trump pardoned Harris.

Say it ain’t so Snoop! Please tell us that you are punking us once again, just like you did when you tweeted that you had given up smoking and it turned out that your tweet was a marketing ploy for a smokeless fire pit.

I hope you are still hatin’ on Trump, just like you are still smoking fat ass blunts.

Donald Trump is Furious That Nikki Haley Doesn’t Drop Out of the Race

Donald Trump was enraged this week when Nikki Haley vowed to keep fighting him in the Republican primaries, despite the fact that she came in a distant third in the Iowa Caucuses, and suffered a double digit lose in New Hampshire, a state that was tailor-made for her.

Haley doesn’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of beating Trump, and I predict that she will suspend her campaign before she suffers a humiliating lose in her home state of South Carolina.

However, Haley has every right to continue her quixotic quest to beat the orange behemoth, and if Trump had any sense, he would simply ignore her, but his narcissism and hatred of women won’t allow him to do the sensible thing.

The foaming at the mouth disgraced former president, angry at his rival’s refusal to drop out of the race, resorted to ridiculing her appearance on stage during her concession speech, commenting that she was wearing a “fancy dress that probably wasn’t so fancy.”

Trump, an authoritarian who has nothing but contempt for the democratic process, wants to be coronated before the primary campaign is over, and he wants all his opponents to kiss his ring, and proclaim him messiah.

During his New Hampshire victory speech Trump humiliated South Carolina Senator Tim Scott who was standing right behind him, by telling him that he must really hate Nikki Haley for endorsing him rather than Haley who appointed him senator when she was the governor of South Carolina. The emasculated Uncle Tom stepped up to the podium, and looking directly at Trump, displaying an ingratiating smile, replied, “I just love you.”

Trump wants all of his political opponents to be as submissive, subservient and obsequious as the aforementioned house negro, and he is besides himself that his last remaining primary rival, a woman at that, refuses to bow out of the race. And so, the misogynist pig resorts to juvenile behavior by making fun of her dress. What a fucken chauvinist pig.

Racist Flyers Left on Porches in Lynchburg, VA

When there’s an infestation in your home of cockroaches or any other vermin you don’t ignore the problem and hope and pray it will go away of its own accord. If you see one cockroach scurrying on your kitchen floor that means that there are many more you don’t see, hiding in cracks and crevices under sinks and behind refrigerators.

If you don’t deal with an infestation immediately and decisively the problem will only get worse. At the first sight of a cockroach or a termite I spray them with pesticides and if that doesn’t work, I call a pest control company.

According to the Lynchburg Police Department, last year on Christmas Eve some cretin left racist flyers in neighborhoods on Cabell Street and Peakland Place. The only trespasser we expect to see on Christmas is Santa Claus; it must have been especially disturbing to discover that someone did such a dastardly deed on Christmas, of all days.

The citizens of Lynchburg, especially the residents in the low-income neighborhood that was targeted, are upset over this overtly racist attack. During Tuesday night’s Lynchburg City Council meeting alarmed residents addressed the board about the problem and called upon the city to acknowledge and fix the problem.

I am proud of my fellow residents of Lynchburg for dealing with this racist infestation immediately and for calling upon city leaders to make their neighborhoods safe from racists.

The person(s) who distributed the flyers were bold and brazen, they walked right up to the houses and left the racist flyers on porches.

If you see something, say something. If you see a stranger lurking in your neighborhood, step out on your porch and make sure they see you. Lynchburg is a friendly and welcoming city, we can’t afford to tolerate any expression of racism.

Trump’s MAGA Faithful Aren’t Your Father’s Evangelicals

Trump’s MAGA faithful aren’t your father’s evangelicals, they have substituted the peaceful message of Jesus Christ for the vengeful and hateful rhetoric of Donald Trump.

They despise the hippy Jesus of the Gospels and his liberal Sermon on the Mount blather about “blessed are the poor.” Instead of going to a church that teaches parishioners to love their neighbors and to minister to the poor and needy, they attend MAGA rallies where they soak in the hatred, racism and homophobia that emanates from the sphincter-shaped mouth of their orange overlord.

They aren’t into turning the other cheek, they prefer to pimp slap heretics who doesn’t worship their orange messiah. They perceive themselves as White Christian Nationalist soldiers marching as to war, with their freak flag of Trump flying high, hoping to instill fear in migrants, racial minorities and the LGBT community.

Their mindset is screw Jesus and his liberal blessed are the poor bullshit, give us the ruthless and vengeful sociopath who will own the libs and transform our democracy into a white Christian nationalist theocracy.

Trump’s MAGA disciples aren’t your father’s evangelicals, they are religious scum and we must smite them hip and thigh, metaphorically speaking.

Donald Trump is Physically Repulsive, He’s an Abomination

Donald Trump is a morally corrupt charlatan, an amoral sociopath and wannabe dictator who is arguably the worst president in history. Tomes have been written about his moral flaws, criminal behavior and myriad sins against humanity and God.

But not enough has been written about his alarming and disturbing physical appearance, in deference to his status as a former president.

Donald Trump is the most physically repulsive politician in American history, if he was the monster in a horror flick it would have to be rated NC-17 for the irreparable psychological and spiritual harm it would cause in moviegoers.

Consider his mouth that resembles a porn star’s overworked sphincter, his eyes that remind us of a rabid raccoon, his orange complexion that you would expect to find in a survivor of a nuclear attack, his misshapen tiny doll hands, his urine-colored toupee that looks like a Russian hooker just peed on, his double chin that speaks of his gluttony and his huge ass that testifies to his laziness.

And now consider that white evangelicals worship this ugly as hell abomination as their Lord and Savior. That tells you everything you need to know about white evangelicals.

Jeza Belle Popular Drag Queen Writes Christian Devotional

“Jeza’s Jesus Juice: A Drag Queen’s Christian Devotional, which was published in December, provides a personal history of the author’s religious beliefs and morality.

The book includes chapters on gender identity, Pride, and radical inclusivity. Other chapters tackle forgiveness, guilt, and God’s love.”

Time Blitzed

Jezebel was the wife of Ahab, the King of Israel. According to the biblical narrative she and her husband institutionalized the worship of Baal. Jezebel is the most profane and evil woman in the Bible and her name has entered the vernacular as a generic epithet for any corrupt, vulgar and sacrilegious woman.

Jezebel was thrown from a window to her death. Her corpse was trampled by a horse and then eaten by stray dogs, as the prophet Elijah had prophesied.

Jeza Belle is a drag queen and devout Christian (not mutually exclusive terms) who has just published a Christian devotional, “the first and only mainstream published Christian book written by a drag queen.”

Evangelical Christians, who worship an orange idol more loathsome than Baal, demonize Jeza Belle and all other drag queens. If they had their druthers, they would stone our beloved drag queen and feed her to the wolves.

Jeza Belle is the antithesis of the biblical Jezebel, she is spreading the good news of god’s love for all of His children, be they white or black or gay or straight.

I wouldn’t be caught dead at a Trump-worshipping evangelical church, but I would gladly attend a drag performance or a devotional message by Jeza Belle.  

Trump: ‘If You’re Sick as a Dog, Even if You Vote and Die, It’s Worth It’

Donald Trump demands unquestioned loyalty and total devotion from his supporters. He doesn’t care that the temperature on caucus night may drop to -45 degrees, he expects his devotees to cast their ballot with their frostbitten fingers.

“You can’t sit home. If you’re sick as a dog… even if you vote and then pass away, it’s worth it,” Trump told supporters while at a rally in Iowa on Sunday, January 14.

Trump may have been half-joking but his followers will don their long johns, winter coats and risk hypothermia to caucus for their Orange Messiah.

If MAGA idiots froze to death on their way to caucus, they would die with a smile on their faces counting it a privilege and a blessing to die as a martyr for their Savior.

On caucus night Trump will get a kick out of watching his groupies brave the elements to vote for him, while he sips hot chocolate and watches election coverage in Mar-a-Lago.

The supporters of the other Republican presidential candidates aren’t as dedicated, and many of them will choose to stay in their warm homes. After all, they consider Ron DeSantis and Nikki Haley mere politicians and not God’s anointed leader who will lead them to the Promised Land of a Christian theocracy.

Trump is destined to win the Iowa caucuses and the Republican presidential nomination thanks to his legions of sycophants, cultists and fluffers.

Our democracy’s only hope is that in the general election, Trump voters will be no match for the majority of Americans who haven’t swallowed the Kool-Aid.

White Evangelicals Yearn to Turn America into an Iowa Like Dystopia

Monday’s Iowa Republican caucuses formally launch the 2024 primary race that will culminate with the coronation of twice-impeached, twice-divorced and four times indicted Donald Trump.

Iowa is the perfect state to kick off the 2024 GOP presidential race, it’s 90 percent white and white evangelicals dominate the state Republican party.

Republicans long for the 1920’s when American was more religiously and ethnically homogeneous, and it was clearly understood that the nation should be led by a white Christian male.

White evangelicals are on a mission from God to make America resemble Iowa by voting for a sociopath authoritarian who’s promised to deport immigrants, and to revive his Muslim ban that will prohibit travel and refugee resettlement from predominately Muslim countries.

White evangelicals are convinced that Trump will turn our democracy into a white nationalist Christian theocracy.

If you despise democracy, hate people of color, hate diversity, and are afraid of women and the LGBT community, then by all means join Iowan Republicans in voting for the execrable Trump.

Trump’s Toxic Personality Prompts Biden to Utter, ‘What a sick …’

President Joe Biden eviscerated Donald trump during a speech kicking off his 2024 presidential campaign. Biden’s absolute disdain and abhorrence of Trump kept his mind focused and his delivery lively, for once I didn’t notice any signs of mental decline.

At one point in his impassioned political attack on his likely general election opponent, Biden exclaimed, “What a sick … My God.” It wasn’t a declining mental acuity that prevented Biden from completing his thought, his fists were clenched in an effort to stop from uttering an expletive. We all know that Biden wanted to say “What a sick fuck.”

Trump usually sprinkles his campaign stump speeches with expletives, to the delight of the MAGA crowd. But Biden has too much respect for the office of the presidency to make it a practice to utter profanities in public.  

The volume of stupidity, racism, misogyny, and homophobia that emanates from Trump’s sphincter-shaped mouth during a typical speech is enough to make the average person exclaim, “What a sick fuck” a dozen times.

Biden was every one of use when he uttered, What a sick …” It’s incumbent upon each one of us to do everything within our power to make sure that this sick fuck doesn’t ever again return to power.

Donald Trump’s Bizarre Remarks about Magnets

Donald Trump doesn’t spend all his time at his MAGA rallies dishing out the red meat of racism, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia and xenophobia to his legions of white evangelicals, QAnon nutjobs, and inbred rednecks.

Sometime he waxes philosophical about esoteric subjects like windmills causing cancer, injecting bleach to fight Covid, and not to mention his toilet flushing fixation.

During one of his recent campaign rallies in Iowa where agriculture is king, Trump make frequent reference to John Deere. “Do you like John Dedre? I like John Deere”, the orange buffoon queried his audience.

I can understand why Trump referenced John Deere in Iowa, but why the hell did he go off on a tangent about magnets? While discussing magnetic elevators he said:

“Think about it, magnets. Now all I know about magnets is this: Give me a glass of water, let me sprinkle it on the magnets, that’s the end of the magnets.”

You don’t have to be a rocket scientist to know that a magnet maintains its magnetic strength when it is immersed in water.

Trump doesn’t know shit about politics, windmills or magnets; he is the King of the MAGA morons.

Trump should know a little bit about magnetism, certainly he should be aware that he attracts the dregs of society.

Most Republicans View Trump as a ‘Person of Faith’

“A new survey suggests that an increasing number of Republicans view Donald Trump as a person of faith, with Trump earning higher ratings than even some of the more vocally religious members of the Grand Old Party, including former Vice President Mike Pence and Senator Mitt Romney.”

The New Republic

A person of faith has a firm belief in something for which there is no scientific or empirical evidence; the believers of the three greatest monotheistic religions base their beliefs on sacred texts that have been revised countless times and that were written thousands of years ago.

Religion motivates some people to live moral lives, and they are for all practical purposes useful and trustworthy members of society. But almost all wars and genocides have been committed in the name of God, it’s “persons of faith” who fly planes into skyscrapers, enslave indigenous populations, demonize the LGBT community and persecute racial minorities, treat women like second-class citizens and commit all sorts of despicable crimes.

An intelligent person doesn’t base his decision to vote for a politician on whether or not they are a person of faith. History has taught us that politicians who wrap themselves in the clothes of religiosity are the biggest scoundrels, thus the proverb: religion began when the first scoundrel met the first fool.

If you asked me which politician could best be characterized as a person of faith these name would come to mind:

Mike Pence wears religion on his sleeve, he’s always invoking the name of God and he attends church on a regular basis. Joe Biden is a devout Catholic who attends Mass every Sunday and always carries rosary beads in his pocket. Mitt Romney is a strict Mormon who doesn’t drink, smoke or use profane language, and his faith informs his politics and personal behavior.

Donald Trump the twice-divorced, twice-impeached, four-times indicted, pathological liar, and serial sexual predator is the last person on Earth I would characterize as a person of faith.

But Republicans, especially white evangelicals, are enamored with the sociopath and they worship the orange abomination as their messiah. An astounding 64 percent of Republicans view Trump as a person of faith, according to a HarrisX poll in November, up from 53 percent in a similar poll conducted in October.

To be clear white evangelicals don’t consider a person of faith to be a someone who embodies the peaceful, gentle, loving and compassionate spirit of Jesus Christ, but someone who embodies the evil, vindictive and ruthless nature of the antichrist.

Evangelicals are besotted with Trump precisely because he’s a ruthless, vindictive asshole who will put migrants, blacks, Latinos and gays and lesbians in their place. They expect him to reward them for their loyalty be turning our democracy into a White Nationalist Christian theocracy.

It’s incumbent upon Americans who want to save our democracy from Donald Trump and his legions of “people of faith” by voting for Joe Biden.