Space Force Mocked for Unveiling Camo Uniforms! Camo in Space? Really?

“The US Space Force has defended its newly unveiled camouflage uniforms after they were roundly mocked on social media.

The force, officially launched by US President Donald Trump last month, posted a picture of the uniform to its Twitter account.

The uniform in the picture has a woodland camouflage design with badges embroidered on the arm and chest.”


Donald Trump isn’t a fashionista, witness his long red tie, wrinkled suit and orange ring-around-the-collar. God knows he’s not a rocket scientist judging by his incoherent and rambling speeches and the nonsense he posts on his Twitter account.

It should come as no surprise that our commander-in-chief, aka Cadet Bone Spurs, aka Space Cadet unveiled camouflage uniforms for the US Space Force.

I guess it really doesn’t matter if the space soldiers wore polka dot uniforms, because they aren’t going to be fighting any aliens in outer space, although Trump might put them to work keeping illegal aliens (racist term) from invading the homeland.

If extraterrestrial beings take a gander at the ridiculous uniforms of our space soldiers, they might decide that we’re easy pickings and launch an invasion of our little blue planet.

Trump’s Appointment of Ken Starr to His Defense Team Shocks Monica Lewinsky

“This is definitely an ‘are you fucking kidding me?’ kinda day.”

Monica Lewinsky tweet

The mindblowing hypocrisy and unmitigated gall of former independent counsel Ken Starr joining President Donald Trump’s impeachment defense team surprised all of us, but it shocked Monica Lewinsky, the former White House intern and former President Bill Clinton’s favorite humidor to the point that she channeled the short-fingered vulgarian by posting this tweet punctuated with an expletive.  

Lewinsky’s sexual relationship with Slick Willy led to his impeachment in 1998, and it made Starr a conservative darling for heading the investigation.

The former White House intern didn’t explicitly make it clear that her tweet was a reference to the hiring of Starr and his successor as independent counsel, Robert Ray, by Trump’s defense team, but you don’t have to be a rocket scientist, presidential historian or a political pundit to connect the dots.

I feel you Monica, every day since Trump was inaugurated as president of the United States has been an “are you fucking kidding me kinda day.”

We can only hope that our long national nightmare will end sooner rather than later, and the Republican Senators will finally do the right thing and remove Trump from office, leading all of us to exclaim in relief and astonishment:

This is an are you fucking kidding me kinda day!

Trump Rallies White Evangelicals by Expanding ‘Constitutional Prayer’ in Public Schools

And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.

Matthew 6:5

President Donald Trump marked “Religious Freedom Day” by signing an executive order expanding “Constitutional prayer” in public schools, his latest effort to shore up his white evangelical base with the general election just months away.

This executive action is emblematic of his tenure in office for the following reasons:

It illustrates how Trump represents his base, and will do anything to appease them, while ignoring communities that didn’t vote for him.

It once again drives home the point that the king of the white evangelicals issues executive decrees instead of working with Congress to establish laws that will withstand judicial scrutiny.

It demonstrates how Trump loves photo ops where he signs an executive order that is sometimes unconstitutional, and sometimes unnecessary. Although the Supreme Court banned school-sponsored prayer in public schools in a 1962 decision because it violated the First Amendment students are allowed to meet and pray on school grounds.

As long as there are students who haven’t studied for a test, and students who are afraid that their crush won’t accept their invitation to the prom there will be prayer in public schools.

But white evangelicals want their children to pray loudly and openly in the name of Jesus, never mind the sensibilities of atheist, Muslim and Jewish students.

Finally, it shows us that Trump is cognizant that the stench of impeachment won’t dissipate before the general election, and he will take desperate measures to shore up his base.

What the Hell is Wrong With Donald Trump?

There is something seriously wrong with Donald Trump, even his most ardent supporters privately stipulate to this glaring and manifest reality.

Many religious people believe that Trump has sold his soul to the devil for earthly fame and wealth. However, America is a post-Christian nation and most of us believe that environment and free will shape our actions and behaviors, and “the devil made me do it” is the excuse of a bygone era.

Some secular folks believe that Trump has a psychological disorder, be it a borderline personality disorder or a narcissist personality disorder. Fundamentalists believe that all the reasons for humankind’s sins can be found in the Bible, and humanists believe that all the answers for are failings can be found in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders.

Maybe Trump’s pathological behavior stems from a physical cause, be it dementia or an undiagnosed brain tumor. Have decades of guzzling Diet Coke and eating steaks, hamburgers and fried chicken taken a toll on his body and mind?

Or is Trump on drugs? Trump sniffled extensively and experienced difficulty articulating words during his speech to the nation following the assassination of Iranian General. Qassem Soleimani. A speed freak fresh out of a party with his druggie pals could have delivered a more coherent and articulate speech. The Iran speech wasn’t an aberration, the stable genius frequently has a severe case of the sniffles when delivering an important address. Does the septuagenarian commander-in-chief do lines of Adderall all day to remain conscious?

Or is Trump simply a jerk, the mother of all assholes?

I’m not a theologian, psychiatrist, physician or philosopher, I am merely a third-rate pundit, but in my humble opinion we should spend less time pondering why Trump is such a disaster, and spend more time removing him from office by any means necessary.

Let’s Save Our Democracy and Defeat White Evangelicals and Their False Messiah Donald Trump

When he was a real estate mogul Donald Trump made political contributions to politicians of both parties but mainly Democrats, including liberal icons Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer.

Trump carefully cultivated an image as a playboy by dating movie stars, Playboy bunnies and porn stars.

Prior to Trump’s announcing his run for the presidency in 2015 no politician, theologian, or pundit would have predicted that he would be embraced by white evangelicals as their political savior.

In short, there was little in Trump’s decadent lifestyle to suggest that the real estate developer and reality TV star would enjoy a third career as the Republican champion of family values and religious liberty.

 It’s 2020 and the morally degenerate and politically corrupt short-fingered vulgarian is embraced by white evangelicals more than ever, after three years of spewing vitriol on Twitter, making common cause with white nationalists, supporting dictators and generally acting like the antichrist.

Trump may have been a novice politician but he was a very cunning one and he realized that his surest path to the presidency was by cultivating an unholy alliance with white evangelicals. Other Republican politicians like Ronald Reagan and George W. Bush have won the presidency in no large part by pandering to the religious right, but Trump gave them more than just lip service. Trump is the evangelicals wet dream incarnate, he appointed two pro-life Supreme Court Justices, filled the federal courts with conservatives, surrounded himself with a God-fearing cabinet and gave Israel everything on their bucket list.

Is it any wonder that white evangelicals hail the morally repugnant Trump as God’s appointee on Earth and compare him to a Biblical king? Is it any wonder that Trump acts as if the Constitution doesn’t apply to him and he’s above the law, when he’s treated like a Messiah by his base?

Trump has been an out-of-control disaster in his first term, but if he survives impeachment and is re-elected, he will be vindicated and emboldened, and so uncontrollable that he may bring on Armageddon. It’s incumbent upon Americans of all political parties and all religions, including evangelicals who recognize Trump as an emissary of the devil, to save our democracy by doing everything in our power to defeat Trump. For God’s sake and our democracy’s sake vote for the Democratic presidential nominee in 2020.

Trump Retweets Fake Image of Pelosi and Schumer in Muslim Garb

Reading Donald Trump’s Tweeter feed is as enlightening, illuminating and life-affirming as reading a serial killer’s diary, there isn’t a low he won’t sink to appeal to his racist base.

Trump retweeted a photoshopped image of Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer and Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi in traditional Islamic garb, standing in front of an Iranian flag, with the caption “Democrats 2020.”

The stable genius, renowned diplomat and geopolitical master is implying that the top two Democrats, and by extension most Democrats, support the Iranian regime.

Trump may be unable to find Iran in a map, but even he knows that Pelosi and Schumer aren’t in league with Iran, but he loves feeding red meat to his ravenous base. Many of the rednecks, religious fanatics and assorted riff raff in his base will actually believe that Pelosi and Schumer are secretly Muslim, they will believe anything their Messiah says.

Trump is furious with these Democrats for having the temerity to demand that the administration offer detailed information about the supposed “imminent” threat posed by Iranian general Qasem Soleimani which led to the US military’s assassination of him by a drone strike.

Let’s not forget that one of Trump’s first actions as president was the Muslim ban, there is simply no room in Trump’s America for dark-skinned Muslims. This anti-Muslim image is just the latest manifestation of Trump’s abhorrence of Muslims and other religious and racial minorities.

Trump may be winning points with his racist base, but he isn’t winning hearts and minds in the Muslim world, and the most extreme elements in the Muslim world will respond with bombs and assassinations of their own.

One Million Moms Thongs in a Twist Over Burger King Commercial Using the ‘D’ Word!

Monica Cole is the Director of One Million Moms at American Family Association. This ultra-conservative organization recently got their panties in a twist over a Zola commercial featuring two women kissing at the altar. They were successful in getting the Hallmark Channel to momentarily pull the offensive commercial that was destroying the fabric of American life.

Perhaps I shouldn’t be using plural pronouns to describe One Million Moms, there’s a very real possibility that this advocacy group consists of only one meddling mom, the aforementioned Monica Cole.

I feel inspired by One Million Moms, not to demonized gays and lesbians but to call myself One Million Militant Men (the alliteration should please Cole.) That way when I publish my anti-trump essays online, I can claim that I speak on behalf of a million men.

Cole has found a new controversy to wax indignant about: the use of the D-Word by Burger King in their commercials. It’s not the word “Douche” or “Dick” that offends the tender sensibilities of Cole, but the ultra-mild expletive, “Damn.”

Cole writes:

The language in the commercial is offensive, and it’s sad that this once family restaurant has made yet another deliberate decision to produce a controversial advertisement instead of a wholesome one.

In the Burger King commercial that is currently airing on TV, customers’ responses are being videoed as they taste-test the Impossible Whopper. One man is completely shocked that the burger is not beef, so he uses the d-word to describe how he feels about himself for being deceived by the taste of the burger.

My reaction?

Damn, this woman is bananas! She needs to get laid to make her forget about women kissing and men exclaiming, “Damn” after tasting a delicious Impossible Whopper.

I am willing to take one for the team and give Cole a night she will never forget. Maybe after an hour in the sack with me, she will change the name of her group to One Million Satisfied Women and she will cease her meddling ways.

Pic of Donald Trump Jr. Brandishing Rifle Exposes His Racism

“A photo of President Donald Trump’s oldest son smiling while holding a semi-automatic rifle bearing medieval symbols and a cartoon of Hillary Clinton behind bars drew swift attention over the weekend, with hate group researchers pointing out that the medieval symbols have been embraced by extremist groups.

Donald Trump Jr. posted the photo Sunday on Instagram with a nod in the caption to the controversial design, which included a Crusader Cross — also known as a Jerusalem Cross — and helmet on the lower receiver, as well as a magazine featuring the image of the former secretary of state and Democratic presidential nominee.”


A federal investigation into Hillary Clinton, the Clinton Foundation and Uranium One has found nothing worthy of criminal investigation, but rightwing extremists will continue to shout “Lock Her Up” even until she’s a nonagenarian barely holding on to life in a nursing home.

Therefore, it’s not surprising to see Donald Trump Jr. photographed brandishing a semi-automatic rifle with a cartoon depicting Hillary behind bars.

A photograph of the son of the most powerful man in the world brandishing an assault rife is a veiled threat against racial minorities and other disenfranchised communities. After all, Junior is protected by the Secret Service and he has no need for an assault rifle for personal protection. Trump Jr. is relishing in the fact that white privilege allows him to pose holding a rifle without fear of being investigated by the FBI. If I, an Hispanic American posted a pic on Facebook of me brandishing an assault rifle with a carton of Trump behind bars, the FBI would come knocking at my door.

The intimidating firearm also has a Crusader Cross, a medieval symbol embraced by anti-Muslim extremist groups.

Yeah, we get it! You’re just like your dad: a pathetic little man who compensates for his physical shortcomings by brandishing guns. We get that you hate Muslims and other religious and racial minorities, and that you would love to gun us all down.

Global Community Has Little Trust Trump Will Do the Right Thing in Foreign Affairs

“The majority of people around the world have little confidence that President Trump will do the “right thing” in world affairs, according to a new poll published by the Pew Research Center.”

CBS News

The President of the United States is by default the Leader of the Free World and regardless of his personal failings he is regarded by the majority of people around the world as an exemplar of American values: democracy, respect for the rule of law an abhorrence of violence and criminality.

But Trump isn’t your grandfathers’ president, and according to a new poll published by the Pew Research Center the majority of global citizens have little confidence that Trump will do the “right thing” in world affairs.

It’s not just Muslim or communist countries where Trump is held in low esteem, this anti-Trump sentiment is particularly strong in western Europe, where under 25% of people in Spain, France and Germany say they have confidence in the stable genius.

It’s not surprising that Trump is anathema in the civilized world, and the uncivilized world, how can other countries be expected to respect him when he is loathed in America for his despicable words, actions and policies?

Trump’s “America First” foreign policy is rightly interpreted by the peoples of the world as a doctrine that power rules, and as the most powerful military and economic power in the world America, under Trump, acts in its self-interest. Trump’s controversial “America First” actions such as withdrawing from the Iran nuclear deal and the Paris Climate Accord don’t serve the best interests of America or the world.

It’s incumbent upon the American electorate to restore America’s international image and reputation by kicking Trump to the curb, and electing the Democratic general election candidate, whomever he or she might be.

Things You Can’t Unsee: Donald Trump as Baby Yoda

Donald Trump has the patience and attention span of a colicky baby, it’s no surprise that he’s often called a “man baby” and often depicted as a baby by political cartoonists.

An inflatable caricature of Trump known as Trump Baby has flown in countless demonstrations all over the world. My most horrifying nightmare is that when I’m raptured to meet Christ is the air, I’m intercepted by Trump Baby and dragged down to hell.

Even Donald Trump Jr. depicted his infantile father as a baby, he shared a doctored image on Instagram depicting his dad as Baby Yoda from the new Disney Plus “Star Wars” spinoff series “The Mandalorian.”

Arguably Baby Yoda is the most beloved character from the Star Wars franchise and there’s a special place reserved in hell for Trump Jr. for desecrating the image of Baby Yoda.

Trump as Baby Yoda is almost as disturbing and mind-numbing as Trump as President of the United States.

For the love of God let’s put this man baby on permanent time-out on election day 2020.

Pic of Donald Trump as Baby Yoda: