Biden Ranks Near the Bottom of List of Presidents from Best to Worst

Where does Joe Biden rank in the list presidents from best to worst? He’s not at the bottom of the list with the likes of Richard Nixon, Donald Trump and Andrew Jackson, and he’s not at the top with heroes like Abraham Lincoln, George Washington and John F. Kennedy.

Biden doesn’t have the eloquence of Barack Obama, the wit of John F. Kennedy, the charisma of Ronald Reagan, the courage of Abraham Lincoln or the mastery of the Senate of Lyndon Johnson.

What Biden does possess is a penchant for plagiarism, a well-documented predilection for fondling young girls and a stubborn streak a mile wide. Biden’s liabilities, especially his declining cognition skills, rank him just above the aforementioned losers at the bottom of the list.

If Biden had any self-awareness, he would realize that he became president only because his opponent was the reprehensible, execrable and demented Donald Trump. He would acknowledge that time takes its toll on all of us, and his mental acuity has diminished to the point where he isn’t qualified to be the president of the Bingo Club at a nursing home.

Biden is the embodiment of the Peter Principle, and he might have ranked in the middle of the list had he been elected president a couple of decades ago when he was still mentally competent.

Democrats Must Face Reality: Joe Biden is Too Old to Run for Reelection

The sky is blue, the grass is green, the ocean is wet and Joe Biden, 79, is too old to run for reelection. That’s not a remark born of ageism or anti-Democrat sentiments, it’s common sense.

After all I’m a progressive to the left of Biden, who appreciates how the septuagenarian president restored America’s faith in democracy, and the rule of law.

Biden has his defenders, notably House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, 82, and Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer, 71.

It’s time to turn the page, it’s time for a new generation to take over, it’s time to refresh and revigorated democracy by getting rid of this white gerontocracy.

The geriatric leadership of government is a disease that affects both parties, the Senate Republican Leader Mitch McConnell is 80, and the wretched dictator of the GOP, Donald Trump is 75.

These decrepit and doddering old politicians are the epitome of white privilege, and they should be holding court is a rest home community room and not the White House and Congress.

The average age of the Senate is 64.3 years — the oldest in history. Seven senators are in their 80s. This is an intolerable and untenable situation. By all accounts Dianne Feinstein, 88, can’t complete a coherent sentence because she has the attention span of a gnat.

Enough is enough. Joe Biden is too old. Donald Trump is too old. These old-timers think of Baby Boomers as youngsters, and they need to be put out to pasture.

Bird Poops on Joe Biden! Birdgate? Poopgate?

Joe Biden inherited a plateful of poop from his predecessor (the coronavirus pandemic, the lethargic economy, endless wars), but he is doing a decent job. Wages are up. Unemployment is down. The country is reopening.

Poor Joe can’t catch a break, he’s still dealing with a lot of crap not of his own making. A bird pooped on his suit during a speech he was delivering in a barn in Menlo, Iowa.

Biden’s suit took a direct hit as he was making a speech blaming the astronomical 8.5 annual inflation rate on Russian President Vladimir Putin’s invasion of Ukraine.

It’s not just that bird that took exception to Biden’s whopper, most Americans blame his policies, and not Putin for the faltering economy.

Biden was totally oblivious to the direct hit, even though the white splatter landed just above his flag lapel pin. I doubt the septuagenarian, soon to be an octogenarian, commander-in-chief would have noticed if the bird built a nest in what remains of his hair transplant.

The White House was dishing out as much feces as the discriminating bird. White House Communications Director Kate denied that a bird crapped on Biden. She claimed that it was a bit of corn that was flying around in the barn.

Politicians are always dishing out shit, it’s heartwarming to see shit land on them, for a change.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOz5XOqacM4

Joe Biden Shares Sweet Valentine’s Day Message for His Wife, ‘Jilly’

President Joe Biden and First Lady Dr Jill Biden have been married for 44 years, but the spark between these sexy septuagenarians hasn’t diminished over the years.

Smooth Joe had a sweet Valentine’s Day message for his sultry spouse. The 79-year-old Romeo posted a throwback pic of himself and his wife, 70, sitting on a beach when they were young and madly in love. The caption read:

“You’re the love of my life and the life of my love, Jilly.”

How sweet, and it’s even sweeter that these lovebirds still love to walk on the beach, holding hands.

Can you imagine Donald Trump posting a sweet Valentine’s Day message for his trophy wife? Can you imagine him having an endearing nickname for her?

I can imagine him posting a throwback pic of his wife wearing a thong on a beach with a caption reading: “You’re the fantasy of my life, and I still enjoy tapping your tight ass, Hottie.”

Thank you, President Biden, for sharing your love for your wife with us on this Valentine’s Day

When I See Joe Biden Wearing a Mask on Empty White House Lawn or Deserted Beach I Feel Like Ripping It Off His Face

I applaud President Joe Biden and First Lady Jill Biden for setting a good example for the American public, by masking up, getting vaccinated and boosted, and practicing social distancing.

It’s quite a contrast from the previous administration, in which former president Donald Trump never donned a mask and the White House was a corona hot spot.

The Bidens are modeling good behavior by wearing a mask, but putting on a mask as they crossed the White House lawn after disembarking from Marine One is modeling idiotic behavior.

To put on a mask under these circumstances, especially considering that the lawn was deserted except for a handful of Secret Service agents, is signal is virtue signaling at best and a sign of dementia at worst.

This insane episode comes just a couple of months after the Bidens were pictured wearing face coverings on a deserted Delaware beach while walking their new puppy. I’m surprised they didn’t put a mask on the puppy.

Enough with the bullshit! The CDC updated its guidance in December to say that Americans who are fully vaccinated can safely go maskless indoors or outdoors, with the exception of crowded indoor settings.

The Bidens should follow the damn science! I am fully vaccinated and boosted, practice social distancing and wear a mask when appropriated, but when I see Biden wearing a mask when walking on the White House lawn or a deserted beach, I fell like ripping it off from his face.

Joe Biden Goes Off the Rails in His Voting Rights Speech

A firebrand, Joe Biden is not.

Biden won the 2020 presidential election by running as a moderate with a decades-long history in the Senate of achieving bipartisanship by cultivating personal relationships with his Republican colleagues.

He was perceived by the electorate as a level-headed statesman who was best equipped to unite our country after the chaos and division of the Trump administration.

We saw a different version of Biden in in a speech announcing his support for changing the filibuster rules to allow a simple majority to pass new voting rights legislation.

“Do you want to be the side of Dr. King or George Wallace?,” screamed Biden. “Do you want to be the side of John Lewis or Bull Connor? Do you want to be the side of Abraham Lincoln or Jefferson Davis? This is the moment to decide, to defend our elections, to defend our democracy. If you do that you will not be alone.”

Biden’s rhetoric was over the top and shrill, and his demeanor was off-putting. Even some Democrats criticized Biden’s rhetoric comparing the current opposition of Republicans to the voting rights legislation to segregationists.

Barack Obama often employed a professorial tone in his speeches, but he was capable of employing fiery oratory when he was led by the spirit. And it worked for him, because he was a relatively young for a politician.

Fire and brimstone verbosity doesn’t work for an old politician who looks like the Grim Reaper. Biden looked unhinged and deranged. Not a good look.

What the hell did Biden accomplish? Nothing. It’s Democrat senators Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema who have sabotaged his voting rights bills by refusing to agree to change the filibuster rules. If Manchin and Sinema have proven anything, it’s that they are immune to public pressure from their Democratic colleagues.

Unfortunately, the voting rights bills are dead. Biden should chill the hell out, and stop promising things he can’t deliver.

To Demonstrate the Transparency of His Administration & His Mental Acuity Biden Must Hold a Lengthy Press Conference

“Biden has held seven total press conferences – formal settings where he takes traditionally unvetted questions from the press – four joint, and three solo, according to a count by the University of California at Santa Barbara’s American Presidency Project.”

Daily Mail

This is unacceptable for a president who pledged to run a transparent White House, and very telling for 79-year-old man who claims not to have cognitive issues.

Biden averages less than a dozen news conferences per year, in comparison Trump averaged 22.00 and Obama 22.38.

We all have a senile uncle that we don’t let interact with friends and acquaintances during large gatherings for fear he may make a spectacle out of himself.

Uncle Joe’s handlers keep him on a short leash, during press conferences he is given a list of reporters to call on, and they are rarely allowed to ask any follow-up questions. He provides short answers, and the only conservative journalist he calls on is the hapless Peter Doocy from Fox News. Doocy is good for comic relief, but there are serious conservative White House correspondents that Biden habitually ignores.

In order to demonstrate the transparency of his administration and his mental agility it’s imperative that Biden hold a lengthy formal press conference where he takes questions from all the journalists present, and allows each correspondent at least one follow-up question.

Joe Biden is Sending Mixed Messages on Wearing a Mask

Former president Donald Trump famously eschewed wearing a mask. After all, a face covering might project vulnerability and weakness, and that would conflict with the macho image the grotesquely obese clown with the double-chin and the sphincter-shaped mouth sought to cultivate. Suffice to say, Trump didn’t model good behavior when it came to COVID mitigation efforts or anything else.

President Joe Biden isn’t much of an improvement, nearly two years into the pandemic he’s still sending mixed messages. He is wearing a mask outside alone with his wife while walking his dog yet takes it off when he goes indoor to a retail store surrounded by people.

Wearing a mask while playing with his puppy on a deserted beach with the Secret Service more than ten yards away isn’t virtue signaling, it’s a sign of dementia.

Biden is fully vaccinated and boosted, there is no damn reason for him to wear a mask on a deserted beach, none whatsoever!

A good citizen who’s done the right thing, been vaccinated and boosted, washes his hands frequently and wears a mask, when necessary, has earned the right not to don a mask on a deserted beach.

The president by all means should model good behavior but wearing a mask in a sparsely populated beach is anal-retentive conduct.

Joe Biden’s Senior Moments Aren’t Endearing, They’re Terrifying

The ghoulish scene of a 79-year-old Joe Biden eulogizing Bob Dole, who was 98 at death, wouldn’t be out-of-place in a typically depressing Swedish movie or in a horror flick, but it’s disconcerting in real life, to say the least.

The last few survivors of the Greatest Generation belong in a nursing home or in a Wal-Mart greeting customers, not in the White House.

Our septuagenarian, soon to be an octogenarian, president suffered another senior moment while speaking at the memorial service for the late Senator Bob Dole.

Biden read aloud instructions written on his script, saying “End of message.” It’s endearing when your grandpop has a senior moment, but when the Leader of the Free World and commander-in-chief has a senior moment it’s terrifying.

It may soon be “End of Message” for western civilization if our cognitively compromised president mistakes the red button on his desk for God knows what! I exaggerate of course, but it’s no exaggeration to say that Biden is too freaking old to be the President of the United States.

Passage of the Infrastructure Bill a Monumental Victory for Biden Administration

On August 2021 the Senate gave overwhelming bipartisan approval to a $1 trillion infrastructure bill to rebuild the nation’s deteriorating roads, bridges, waterways ports and airports.

The vote, 69 to 30, was shocking, considering the toxic atmosphere of the Senate where bipartisanship consensus is almost impossible to achieve. If the Democrats in the Senate passed a resolution stating that the world is round, the vote would be 50 to 50, with all Republicans voted against the measure, if their Dear Leader Donald Trump declared that the Earth is as flat as Taylor Swift’s butt.

This was a monumentally historical legislative victory, and the Democrats who control the House should have immediately approved the bill and sent it to President Joe Biden to sign.

But progressive Democrats held the infrastructure bill hostage until moderate Democrats committed to supporting the social policy and climate change package, known as the Build Back Better Act.

On November the House finally passed the infrastructure bill and a couple of weeks later Biden finally signed the bill. Shame on the Democrats for playing politics and needlessly delaying passage of the infrastructure bill that will rebuild and repair our failing infrastructure, make our buildings more energy efficient, create thousands of good jobs and stimulate the economy.

But we must not lose sight of the fact that administrations going back decades punted the ball, and the Trump administration famously held an infrastructure bill almost every other week.

So, congratulations are certainly in order for the Biden administration. Bravo!

Joe Biden and Jill Biden Take a Stroll Along Delaware Beach

“President Joe Biden and first lady Dr. Jill Biden spent the weekend in Delaware, where they went for a late afternoon stroll Sunday along the beach at Cape Henlopen State Park.

Like any other couple there enjoying the last days of fall, the casually-dressed Bidens — they both wore sneakers and she wore jeans — snapped a selfie together (above), with the president holding the camera and wrapping his arm around the first lady.”

Audacy.com

President Joe Biden and first lady Dr. Jill Biden taking a stroll on a beach shouldn’t be news, but this normal activity by a loving couple is noteworthy because it’s a contrast to the chaos, confusion and criminality of the Trump administration.

Notice all the ways this Biden date is different from a typical Trump date. Was there ever a Trump date night during his administration?

Biden was wearing a baseball cap emblazoned with the seal of the president of the United States, not a red MAGA cap that is a symbol of racism.

Joe was wrapping his arm around Jill, and she wasn’t swatting away his hand.

Jill’s coat didn’t have a snarky or mean message.

The Bidens were taking a stroll on a beach located in a state park, not in a private luxury resort. I treasure the normal behavior of the Bidens; I hope Donald Trump never runs for president again

Warmonger Joe Biden is Leading Us to War Against China

Joe Biden is a warmonger in the mold of a Dick Cheney or a Lindsey Graham. How else can you interpret last month’s announcement of the Australia, U.K and U.S military alliance in Asia? This coordinated military buildup in East Asia is unmistakably aimed at China.

China is inexorably on a march to becoming the world’s preeminent economic power, and Biden seeks to save face by trying to prevent them from also gaining military superiority.

Towards that end American troops are now stationed in Taiwan and training with the Taiwanese military. This is an inexcusable provocation, and Biden is risking war with a nuclear nation. China considers Taiwan its province, and won’t let this affront go unanswered. This American aggression will only ensure that the self-governing island will be reunited with the mainland, sooner rather than later.

I find it infuriating that our semi-senile 78-year-old president is leading us to a war where there will be no winners, only millions of losers. Why are progressives mute? Why don’t they speak out against Biden’s warmonger machinations?

Joe Biden Gives Olivia Rodrigo a Shoe Horn, Aviator Sunglasses and M&M’s

“Olivia Rodrigo was a recipient of a strange gift from President Joe Biden. The 18-year-old singer appeared on Tuesday’s episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live, and recounted the gifts the president gave her when she visited the White House in July.

‘He gave me [aviator sunglasses], he gave me some M&Ms, and he also gave me a shoe horn, which was strange,’ she revealed. ‘Really. It had the presidential emblem on it.”

ETOnline.Com

Olivia Rodrigo visited President Joe Biden and Dr. Anthony Fauci at the White House as part of the presidential campaign to encourage young people to get the COVID-19 vaccine.

People Rodrigo’s age probably won’t listen to a septuagenarian like Biden or an octogenarian like Dr. Fauci, but hopefully they will heed a Gen Z pop star’s advice to get the jab.

Biden’s gifts to the young singer shows just how old and out-of-touch he is with today’s generation.  A shoe horn? Really? Anyone below the age of 40 will have to google the word to find out the purpose of the unusual gift. Biden uses a shoe horn almost every day to pry his foot out of his mouth.

M &M’s is an old school candy that was invented in 1941, and is still popular with people of all ages. Although Rodrigo would most likely prefer Skittles over M & M’s.

Aviator sunglasses? Really? Uncle Joe may look cool in his trademark aviator sunglasses, but nobody Rodrigo’s age would be caught dead wearing them.

I shouldn’t make fun of Biden, I had to google “Oliva Rodrigo” to find out who she is.

Joe Biden Really Needs to Stop Hugging Children

“Everybody knows I like kids better than people. Fortunately, they like me. That’s maybe why I like them”

Joe Biden during a Build Back Better event talking about the child tax credit in Hartford, Connecticut.

These words are creepy, coming from someone who has demonstrated an unnatural attraction for children. In fact, Biden’s predilection for embracing children is well documented, just search for “Creepy Joe Biden ” on YouTube.

To emphasize how much he loves children, he bearhugged a toddler outside the Capital Child Development Center. Never mind the creepy optics, it’s criminally negligent for Biden to hug an unvaccinated toddler during a pandemic. 

No wonder nearby protestors shouted: Fuck Joe Biden.

Joe Biden: ‘I Give You My Word as a Biden’ Say What?

“I give you my word as a Biden: If you make under $400,000 a year, I’ll never raise your taxes one cent.

But, I’m going to make those at the top start to pay their share in taxes.

It’s only fair.”

Joe Biden September 26, 2021 Tweet

This tweet is patently false, the world’s largest bureaucracy, aka the federal government, can’t survive without ever increasing taxes and inevitably every president feels compelled to raise taxes.

According to the nonpartisan Joint Committee on Taxation, every taxpayer in every income bracket will see a tax increase by 2023.

But today’s essay isn’t about Biden’s tax policies; I take issue with the first words of his tweet: I give you my word as a Biden.

I take every president’s words with a grain of salt, just like you can count on taxes going up every year, you can count on a politician lying as a matter of course.

I’m not comparing Joe Biden to Donald Trump, the short-fingered vulgarian took lying to an extreme level, unusual even in the realm of politics.

No president should preface his remarks with the words, “I give you my word,” that expression just serves as a warning that bullshit is about to ensue.

Biden would be well-advised never to utter the words, “I give you my word as a Biden”, It’s not as if the surname “Biden” is renowned for truth telling.

The only president who could attach his surname to a promise to be truthful was Honest Abe, every other politician is hardly Lincolnesque when it comes to telling the truth.

Biden is a hundredfold improvement over the lying peace of excrement Trump, but please Joe never preface a bold lie with the words, “I give you my word”.

Joe Biden, 78, Has No Business Riding a Bike

President Joe Biden often rides a bicycle for exercise, and he takes proper security and safety precautions: he always wears a bike helmet and Secret Service agents always ride with him.

I commend Biden for exercising on a regular basis, but he would be well-advised to trade in his 10-speed bicycle for a stationery exercise bike.

A frail-looking 78-year-old man who falls down three times walking up the steps of Air Force One has no business riding a bike that’s not equipped with training wheels.

I’m not Catholic but whenever I see the president riding a bike, I lament that I don’t have any rosary beads to clutch and that I don’t know the words to “Hail Mary.”

Let’s get real, if your 78-year-old grandpop rode a bicycle, you’d be worried sick, even if he had a Kevlar bike helmet, knee pads, safety goggles and a medical alert device.

We don’t expect a septuagenarian president to be in tip-top physical condition, and Biden shouldn’t risk physical injury by riding a bike for show.

Pizza Delivery Driver Shoots Woman Dead Because She Had Biden Yard Sign

A pizza delivery driver allegedly shot dead a lawyer and wounded her husband because they voted for US President Joe Biden. 

Joseph Angel Alvarez, 38, claimed he attacked Georgette and Daniel Kauffman after seeing a Biden flag on their property in El Paso, Texas.

Alvarez reportedly told investigators he targeted the couple in a bid to ‘execute and exterminate the pro-choice Jewish Satan worshippers’. “

Metro

Republicans in general and evangelicals in particular demonize Joe Biden, they paint the devout Catholic and moderate Democrat as a Satan-worshipping Communist.

Most white evangelicals believe in the QAnon conspiracy theory that Democrats, celebrities and other elites belong to a Satanic cabal that’s imprisoned thousands of children in caves and underground bunkers, and that one day their Orange Messiah will free the children and imprison their pedophile overlords.

When the pizza delivery driver saw the Biden flag on the property of the Jewish couple, he immediately put two and two together and deduced that the Biden-loving couple, both lawyers, were pro-abortion, Satan worshippers deserving of execution.

Religious Jews believe Satan represents the sinful impulse, the force that prevents human beings from seeking the divine. It’s Christians who regard Satan as a real person, a fallen angel who is constantly seeking to tempt believers into doing evil and forsaking the Almighty. It’s much more likely that Christians, who believe the devil is a real person, who might end up worshipping him, rather than Jews who believe Satan represents our evil impulses.

Fundamentalists who see everything in black and white often see red and react violently to anyone who doesn’t subscribe to their Neanderthal beliefs.

What a world? Do I need to remove my “Black Lives Matter” sign on my front yard and my Biden bumper sticker from my car on my driveway before I order a pizza?

Gold Star Families Aren’t the Only Ones Sick of Hearing Joe Biden Grieve Over Beau Biden

In 1972 a 29-year-old Joe Biden was elected as the junior senator from Delaware. A few weeks after the election, Biden’s wife Neilia and one-year-old daughter Naomi were killed in an automobile accident. Their sons Beau and Hunter survived the accident.

Biden’s political career was christened in personal tragedy, and in his decades of service in the Senate and during his two terms as Obama’s Vice President, he often used his personal grief to empathize with victims of gun violence, terrorist attacks and natural disasters.

In August 2015, Biden’s favorite son, Beau Biden died from an aggressive type of brain cancer. Joe Biden was devastated and he used his son’s untimely death as an excuse not to run for president in 2016.

The ruling class can afford to take a sabbatical when they lose a close family member, but the working class is usually back to work after only a couple of days of bereavement.

The consoler-in-chief was criticized by some of the families of the 13 fallen U.S. service members from the Kabul terror attack last month, for bringing up his grief over his late son Beau.

I agree with the Gold Star families, I empathize with a parent who loses a son or a daughter, but enough already with the Beau Biden sob stories. There is a time and a place for everything and the dignified transfer wasn’t the place for Biden to shed tears for Beau, that ceremony should have been all about the ultimate sacrifice of those 13 warriors.

Joe Biden is in danger of being seen as a maudlin geezer instead of as the empathizer-in-chief.

Joe Biden, For the Love of God Stop Quoting the Bible!

“Thursday’s suicide bombing at Kabul airport was the most deadly attack on American forces in Afghanistan since 2011. In remarks on the attack, President Biden honored the fallen soldiers by quoting the Hebrew Bible. The American military has been answering for a long time. ‘Here I am, Lord. Send me, ‘Biden said, in an allusion to Isaiah 6:8. ‘Each one of these women and men of our Armed Forces are the heirs of that tradition of sacrifice, of volunteering to go into harm’s way, to risk everything; not for glory, not for profit, but to defend what we love and the people we love.”

The Week

God damn any American politician, especially the president, when he invokes Scripture or the Almighty, thereby making a mockery of the cherished constitutional principle of separation of church and state.

Biden may be a faithful Catholic, but he’s no Old Testament scholar. The verse he quoted wasn’t a call to arms for the Israelites of old to defend their country from their many enemies, it was a prophet answering Jehovah’s call to warn his chosen people to obey his commandments.

America isn’t an exceptional country, every nation on Earth believes it is an exceptional, and Israel isn’t God’s chosen nation, blessed over every other country.

Politicians would be well-advised to leave the Almighty out of political and military matters. Biden may quote the Bible to justify his Afghan policy, but ISIS quotes the Koran to justify employing suicide bombers against on occupying power.

Have we learned nothing in centuries of written history? For the love of God, leave God out of politics!

Joe Biden and Donald Trump Are Too Damn Old to be President

Septuagenarian, soon to be an octogenarian, Joe Biden mocked 75-year-old Donald Trump during a campaign rally in Virginia.

Biden stopped mid-speech to drink from a glass of water. “Excuse me,” he said before putting the glass to his mouth using one hand in a none too subtle dig at Trump’s penchant for using his two tiny hands to hold a glass of water.

Biden’s schtick drew loud cheers from the crowd at the rally being held in Arlington, Virginia to support Democrat Terry McAuliffe’s gubernatorial campaign.

But Biden doesn’t deserve any cheers, it’s a notable achievement he didn’t raise the glass of water to his ear instead of his mouth.

Biden, 78, shouldn’t be president, the old geezer oozing white privilege and entitlement, refused to gracefully step aside and let younger qualified Democratic presidential candidates battle for the nomination.

Biden is a quantum leap improvement over Trump, but let’s face it, they’ve both lost more than a step. Biden’s mental acuity may be suspect, but at least he’s not a senile, corrupt, obscene, dictatorial, amoral piece of shit like Trump.

The law should be changed to prevent anyone who would be 65 or older on inauguration date from running for president.

Andrea Dick Ordered to Remove ‘Fuck Biden’ Signs or Face $250 Daily Fines

“A trial date has been set for a Roselle Park homeowner who has been cited over profanity-laced anti-President Joe Biden flags outside her residence.

The Willow Avenue property owner was issued a summons earlier this month over three of six flags that her daughter, Andrea Dick, has on display outside the home, including one that says “Fuck Biden” and another that shows former President Donald Trump raising middle fingers.”

NJ.Com

Donald Trump supporters tend to take on the demeanor and character of their orange messiah, consequently their arguments in support of him are generously sprinkled with obscenities. Their Trump merchandise and campaign posters often includes profanity, that’s just how they roll.

Trump followers, many of whom are evangelicals, have a tendency to be evangelical in the support of their Dear Leader. Eight months after the election many of these cult leaders still have Trump flags and signs on their front yards.

To put it mildly, Trump sycophants are annoying assholes, but the price of living in a democracy requires us to put up with them.

Joe Biden won. Trump lost. Trump cultists have a constitutional right to believe in conspiracy theories and to put up obscene signs on their property. Andrea Dick has a constitutional right to be a dick.

Dick’s signs are an affront to decency, common sense and civility, but they do serve a practical purpose: They demonstrate the stupidity, ignorance and fucked-up spirit of Trump devotees.

Word to Joe Biden: Latinos Hate Being Called ‘Latinx’

BIDEN: “It’s awful hard as well to get Latinx vaccinated… Why? They’re worried they’ll be vaccinated and deported.”

Joe Biden traveled to Raleigh as part of a nationwide campaign to boost vaccination rates before the July 4th holiday. His speech didn’t go well, it’s bad enough that he confused the Tuskegee Airmen with the African American victims of the infamous decades-long Tuskegee syphilis study, but then he referred to Latinos as “Latinx.”

Making such a transparent attempt to look “woke” isn’t going to dissuade his critics from referring to him as “Sleepy Joe.”

Urban Dictionary:

“A term being pushed by PC culture advocates, even though absolutely no one who is actually Latino uses it.

Apparently, it’s supposed to be “inclusive” of Latin American non binary people, even though most don’t care if you refer to them as Latino.

LatinX is a bullshit word made up by people who are not even Latino themselves.”

Spanish is a gendered language, get over it.”

The only ones I ever hear use “Latinx” are politicians, pundits and pendejos. I’m a Latino and I have never heard anyone in my family or any of my friends or acquaintances utter that ridiculous word.

Conservatives are always accusing progressives like me of advancing “cancel culture”, but the only thing I really want to cancel is the word “Latinx” from the lexicon.

Pray tell, why does Biden assume that every Latino is an undocumented person who isn’t vaccinated because he/she fears deportation. 

I’m a proud fully-vaccinated Latino who was born in the United States, who fears being called “Latinx” by wankers and pretentious idiots.

Kamala Harris Needs to Lose Her Nervous Cackle

Allow me to preface my remarks by stipulating that I’m a progressive whose first choice for president was Kamala Harris, unfortunately when it was my turn to vote in the Virginia primary she had already dropped out of the race.

Vice President Kamala Harris is one heartbeat away from becoming commander-in-chief, and you don’t have to be an expert at reading actuarial tables to recognize that the chances she’ll succeed the 78-year-old Joe Biden as president before 2024 are pretty good.

With that in mind, Harris needs to step up her game, immediately. Biden hasn’t done Harris any favors by appointing her as the administration’s go-to-person for stemming the flow of migration from Central America.

Harris has totally botched her role as the immigration czar. In an interview with Lester Holt, the NBC anchor asked her why she hadn’t yet visited the southern border.

“At some point, you know, we are going to the border,” Harris responded. “We’ve been to the border. So, this whole, this whole, this whole thing about the border. We’ve been to the border. We’ve been to the border.”

Holt, to his credit, fact-checked her by stating: “You haven’t been to the border.”

“I, and I haven’t been to Europe,” Harris replied to Holt, with a nervous cackle.

What can we gleam from this ill-fated interview?

Harris needs to recognize the obvious: The situation on the border is a genuine crisis, and she needs to visit the damn border.

Harris needs to be better prepared for interviews, even with reporters who are predisposed to be friendly to the Biden administration.

Harris needs to lose the cackle, post-haste. It’s useful to break out in a cackle if you’re impersonating Hillary Clinton or if you’re auditioning to play the Wicked Witch of the East, otherwise cackling is a career killer.

The only role Harris is auditioning for is commander-in-chief, and a nervous cackle is ill-suited for that critical role.

Joe Biden is Fit to Serve and He’s Doing a Great Job

Biden’s dimensia is getting worsening. He is not fit.

Bad grammar, typos, and lack of punctuation are ubiquitous on social media platforms, and only an anal-retentive grammarian would throw a hissy fit if a tweet wasn’t a sterling example of the Queen’s English. However, I would ridicule anyone who misspelled dementia as “dimensia” in a tweet.

But this message didn’t appear on a tweet, it was the caption on a huge billboard that featured pictures of then presidential candidate Joe Biden and his running mate Kamala Harris in October 2020.

If I made such a shocking spelling error on a freaking billboard, I would become a hermit and never again question anyone’s mental acuity.

Republicans didn’t gain any traction with their baseless accusations that Biden was suffering from dementia, and he won an electoral college and popular vote landslide.

Conservatives haven’t found a line of attack that works against Biden, and they’ve fallen back time and time again to claiming that he’s too mentally feeble to serve as commander-in-chief.

I’ll stipulate that Biden has lost a step or two, but he’s still a quantum leap improvement over Trump whose cognitive capability was as irredeemably impaired as his moral fitness for the presidency.

Only a quack would diagnose Biden with dementia, and only an idiot would claim that Biden’s demensia is worsening. Not only is Biden fit to serve, but he’s doing a great job.

President Joe Biden and First Lady Jill Biden: A Love Story For the Ages

In spring a young man’s fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love, but spring’s elixir is so powerful that even an old man’s fancy turns to thoughts of love and romance.

President Joe Biden was photographed picking a dandelion for first lady Jill Biden, proof that love still blooms in the septuagenarian’s heart.

While the power couple walked across the Ellipse to board Marine One, the lover-in-chief stopped to puck the flower from the ground and hand it to his wife of four decades.

Middle-class Joe is in reality a millionaire and he can afford to shower his beloved spouse with diamond rings and gold earrings, but that dandelion was more precious than silver or gold in her eyes.

When they reached the helicopter, he placed his hand on her lower back, guiding her up the steps. Joe has lost a step or two and he has trouble climbing stairs, but his thoughts were focused on making sure that the love of his life made it up the ramp safely.

What a lovely vignette of their endless love, may the spring time of their love be eternal.