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Joe Biden: I Won’t Be ‘Out of Sight, Out of Mind’

Ten days before President Joe Biden leaves office and President-elect Donald Trump is sworn in for a second term, he ruled out staying away from the public limelight.

“I’m not going to be out of sight and out of mind, “he told reporters at the White House.

Traditionally, presidents keep a low profile after leaving office, and Biden would be well-advised to follow the well-established custom.

It is ironic Biden promised not to be out of sight and out of mind, considering he’s been out of public view his entire tenure, rarely granting any interviews and eschewing press conferences.

He has been out of mind, literally, for at least the last few years, it’s been sad watching dementia inexorably taking a toll on his mental faculties.

There is a special place reserved in hell for Jill Biden, and the other elder abusing aides who hid Biden’s dementia from the public.

Trying to stay in the public spotlight is an exercise in futility anyway, there is no way a geriatric Biden can garner even a smidgen of attention away from the crazy and chaotic Donald Trump.

Biden’s stubborn refusal to accept his mental and physical decline and his fateful decision to decline to run for reelection resulted in Trump’s comfortable victory. Everyone, even progressives, are sick and tired of Biden, and we hope he rides off in his wheelchair into the sunset.

History Will Remember Joe Biden as a Failure

President-elect Donald Trump takes up all the oxygen in the room, and President Joe Biden in the waning weeks and days of his term is starving for oxygen and relevance.

The besotted Biden can’t compete with Trump’s parade of chaotic and clownish cabinet nominees and the buffoonish billionaire grabs all the spotlight from every media outlet. Time Magazine’s Person of the Year might as well move into the White House already, and the forgotten man might as well move into a geriatric hospital.

Biden may not be gone yet, but he’s already forgotten, a much-reduced figurehead, a husk of his former self, a wisp of a man reduced by dementia and old age to a pathetic figure.

Biden’s arrogance and pride accelerated his downfall, if he has only kept his implicit promise that he would be a transitional figure and not run for reelection the fascist Trump would not have returned to power.

If Biden had only kept his explicit promise that he would not pardon his degenerate son who was justly convicted of tax and gun offenses brought by his own Justice Department, the last days of his administration would not be marked by pessimism, regret and frustration.

The last chapter of Biden’s public career will be to attend the inauguration of a despot who will reverse all the accomplishments of his administration and destroy all the underpinnings of our democracy.

Goodbye Joe Biden, you are forgotten by your contemporaries and history will remember you as an abject failure.

Jill Biden is an Evil Ventriloquist Who Will Never Allow Her Dummy Joe Biden to Drop Out

Joe Biden is a career politician, he became a senator at the tender age of 30, the minimum age to become a senator, and almost fifty years later at age of 78 he became the President of the United States.  

Politics is the lifeblood of Biden, he loves campaigning, shaking hands of constituents, kissing babies, and groping young girls. Despite his life-long struggle with stuttering, his penchant for making gaffes and in his later years his battle with dementia, he loves making stump speeches and interacting with the press.

But most of all he loves the power and prestige of the presidency. Power is an intoxicating elixir, and it’s the potion that’s keeping the decrepit octogenarian alive.

Biden is loath to relinquish his death grip on power, he seems to know that retirement from politics means that he will soon meet his maker.

Like a baby holding on to his bottle or a drunk gripping his bottle of cheap wine, Biden refuses to drop out of the race, even though at some level, despite his dementia, he must know that he would lose in a landslide to Donald Trump.

Unfortunately, Biden’s closet aides are his power-hungry wife Jill Biden and his reprobate son, Hunter Biden. Joe Biden has mush for brains, it’s his wife in coordination with his staff who really run the White House.

Jill Biden is the ventriloquist who speaks through her dummy, the decrepit octogenarian who suffers from dementia, Joe Biden. And the dummy is insisting that he will never drop out of the presidential race.

Therefore, it’s incumbent upon Democratic leaders to save us from the nightmare of a second Trump term, and force Joe Biden to drop out, by any means necessary.

Biden is an International Embarrassment, Democrats Must Force Him to Drop Out

According to the old bromide “when America sneezes, the world catches a cold.” I’d like to coin a new saying, “When the President of the United States and the Leader of the Free World has dementia, the world goes batshit crazy.”

With the Russian invasion of Ukraine threatening to spiral into a world war, the Israel/Hamas holy conflagration threatening to turn into a regional war entangling Iran and the USA and North Korea threatening to strike South Korea and the United States with nuclear weapons, we need a steady hand and a sober mind in the White House.

After the debate debacle it is abundantly clear that not only is President Joe Biden physical and mentally unfit to run for reelection, but he is also manifestly unfit to serve as president right now.

Not only is Biden refusing to drop out of the race, but in a fit of intransigence and stubbornness, he vowed that the “elites” will not drive him out of the race.

Our European allies are terrified that Biden will lose, and that Trump will stop supporting Ukraine and exit NATO. Americans are horrified at the prospect that an emboldened Trump without any guardrails will destroy our democracy.

Senile Joe Biden will lose to Donald Trump in a landslide, and he will be a drag on the down ballot turning the Senate and the House over to the Republicans.

God is not going to smite Biden with a heart attack, it is up to Democratic leaders to stop him in his tracks, by any means necessary.

Democrats: Stop the national embarrassment! Stop the international humiliation! For the love of God get rid of Biden, immediately.

Top Democrats Must Force Biden to Drop Out

President Joe Biden remained resolute and defiant in the closely monitored interview with ABC News anchor George Stephanopoulos.

The seasoned anchor deftly and diplomatically detailed all the reasons, (his physical and mental decline, sagging polls, the increasing number of Americans who don’t want him to run for reelection, donors’ reluctance to continue to finance his campaign and Democratic House members who have called on him to step down), why he should consider stepping down.

Finally, the selfish and stubborn Biden exclaimed that only the Lord Almighty could convince him to end his bid for re-election. The octogenarian commander-in-chief may be a devout Catholic, but if the Lord God Almighty came down to the White House, and pimp-slapped Biden with his own rosary beads, and ordered him to stand down, he would pretend that he could not hear the Lord’s admonishment.

Only a higher power than former president Barack Obama or God Himself could persuade Biden to face the reality that he’s too physically decrepit and cognitively damaged to serve as president.

But Jill Biden loves being on the cover of Vogue too much, and she loves being the power behind the throne too much, to stop her elder abuse and instruct her husband to step down.

Joe Biden had the opportunity to relinquish power with grace, humility and dignity, but now he no longer possesses the mental acuity to make any decision more complicated than what color socks he should wear.

It’s Jill who makes all the decisions for her senile husband, and the leaders of the Democratic Party should force the president not to seek a second term, before it’s too late.

Damn Jill Biden for Propping Up Senile & Decrepit Joe Biden

“Rep. Mike Quigley (D-Ill.) suggested that the ‘only thing’ that could adjust President Biden’s decision about staying in the race post-debate is poll numbers.

Quigley emphasized during an interview Tuesday on CNN that Biden’s decision to continue is his alone, following a rocky debate performance last week against former President Trump. The Illinois Democrat suggested that weak polling in the wake of the event is the only thing that could sway the incumbent.”

The Hill

Quigley is dead wrong on his analysis of what metrics may cause President Joe Biden to step down.

Quigley emphasized that Biden’s decision to stay in office is his alone, but that implies that the octogenarian possesses the cognitive ability to weigh the pros and cons of his actions. Biden does not have the mental acuity to determine if the best salve to apply to his irritated incontinent rectum is Vaseline or strawberry jam.

At this late stage of his cognitive decline Biden has a tough time adding 2 + 2, never mind trying to decipher polling results.

You do not have to be a rocket scientist, neurologist or a political pundit to discern that Biden’s debate debacle means that he should immediately step down and allow Kamala Harris to finish the remainder of his term.

The few polls that have been released after the debate debacle reflect a slight surge in favor of Trump:

“Republican Donald Trump has edged ahead of Democrat Joe Biden, 41% to 38%, in the aftermath of the candidates’ rancorous debate last week, according to an exclusive USA TODAY/Suffolk University Poll.

That narrow advantage has opened since the previous survey in May showed the two contenders tied, 37% to 37%.”

USA Today

But it is not polls that will determine Biden’s course of action, it’s up to Jill Biden. Joe does not have a mind, it’s his wife, guilty of elder abuse, who will make the ultimate decision.

She is the real power behind the throne, and she is loath to relinquish her power. She will continue to prop up the doddering and decrepit Biden, even if it means that the amoral, vindictive, racist piece of shit Trump wins.

Joe Biden’s Scary Birthday Cake

Photos of old folks celebrating their birthday in a nursing home are heartwarming, who isn’t going to smile when they see an old man blowing a candle that represents 80 or more years?

Joe Biden’s birthday started off on an uncertain note when the old geezer pardoned two turkeys and confused Taylor Swift for Britney Spears in the process. At least he didn’t confuse the turkeys for members of his cabinet.

Setting up a photo op featuring an octogenarian president blowing the candles on his birthday cake should be one of the safest and easiest things for the White House to organize.

Biden’s cake with 81 candles blazing away resembled Snoop Dogg warming himself in front of a fire pit.

Biden’s birthday photo is the scariest photo ever taken in the White House, it’s a miracle the monstrous confectionary didn’t set the People’s House on fire.

Somebody should have snuffed out the candles with a fire extinguisher, but how can we safely and humanely extinguish Joe Biden?

We All Want Jimmy Carter to Live Forever and Joe Biden to Hurry Up and Die

In February former president Jimmy Carter, who’s been diagnosed with metastatic melanoma that has spread to the brain, announced that he would forgo medical intervention and spend the remainder of his life in hospice care in his modest home in Plains, Georgia.

Carter was a mediocre president, but he’s enjoyed a highly successful post-presidency engaging in global humanitarian work since founding The Carter Center in 1982.  The iconic photographs of Carter building houses for Habitat for Humanity best represent his life’s work as a former president.

Carter’s announcement elicited gushing tributes from politicians and pundits that could have served as obituaries. It’s now September and Carter remains in good spirits as he welcomes family and well-wishers to his humble abode. We all thought we would lose our beloved Jimmy in February, but we are thrilled that he is still with us.

In April 2023 President Joe Biden, 80, announced that he is running for reelection in 2024, and his announcement was met with frustration by Democrats who don’t think he has the stamina, physical strength or mental dexterity to finish his term, let alone serve another one.

Biden’s reelection announcement prompted alarmed Democrats to realize that his cognitive decline is on a death spiral, and a shot of Geritol isn’t going to revive him long enough to deliver a coherent stump speech.

The evidence of Biden’s terminal decline is manifest, his disastrous Hanoi press conference proved all his doubters right.

We all hope that the Grim Reaper stays away from Carter for as long as possible, but we are praying that he will drag Biden to hell as quickly as possible.

Joe Biden is Too Old and Too Pervy to be President

“Former Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown says he once threatened to ‘kick the s**t’ out of Joe Biden for getting ‘handsy’ with his TV star wife Gail Huff.

Brown, 63, said he had given Biden, 80, a clear warning during his swearing-in ceremony in 2010 with the then Vice President – and recounted the alleged incident on Tom Shattuck’s Burn Barrel podcast.

‘I told him I’d kick the s*** out (of him). I told him to stop, so yes,’ he said on Wednesday.”

Daily Mail

Former Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown is a left-of-center Republican and not a rabid Trump supporter who will say anything to derail Joe Biden’s reelection campaign.

For that matter I’m a progressive who thinks Biden is too moderate and the last thing I desire is to criticize Biden in the hopes that it will redound to Trump’s benefit.

The Qanon conspiracy theory that a cabal of pedophile Democratic and Hollywood stars secretly rule the world is absolute bullshit, but that doesn’t mean Biden isn’t kind of pervy, to say the least.

I prize truth above political ideology, and the truth is that it’s well documented that Biden has a penchant for getting to handsy with women, and a seemingly irrepressible urge to fondle and grope pre-teen girls.

When Biden was vice president under President Obama, he was in charge of swearing-in the new members of Congress. Families, including young children, attended the swearing-in ceremony, and Biden took advantage of the situation to grope little girls and to sniff the hair of the wives.

Most of the politicians let Biden get away with his creepy behavior, but thank God Brown warned Biden to keep his hands to himself or he would kick the shit out of him.

Fuck sociopath, racist and fascist Donald Trump, and even though Biden isn’t a sociopath, a racist or an authoritarian, fuck him too, he’s too old and too pervy to be president of the United States.

Come on America, we can do better, much better!

Joe Biden Gropes Eva Longoria at the White House

Joe Biden is the personification of “creepy.” It’s creepy when he whispers during a speech. It’s creepy when he jogs to the stage, especially when he ends up tripping. It’s creepy when he goes around in circles on the stage after delivering a speech, unable to find the exit. It’s creepy when he loses his train of thought during a speech and stares blankly into space. And it’s creepy as fuck whenever he has an interaction with almost any female. His default mode of greeting a woman or girl is to sniff her hair. But he’s at his creepiest when he fondles and gropes innocent little girls.

Once again Joe Biden demonstrated that he has earned his moniker, “Creepy Joe” when Eva Longoria was at the White House for a screening of her directorial debut “Flaming Hot.” As the creepy and disgusting Biden embraced the former Desperate Housewives star, he let his wrinkled and liver-spotted hands linger on her waist a little too long. Longoria then grabbed his paws and held them in front of her.

Then, to make the encounter even more awkward and creepy he joked than he had known her since she was 17. At least he didn’t say that h had lusted after her since she was seven.

Biden is way too old and way too creepy to be the President of the United States.

By the End of a Second Term Biden Will Resemble a Vegetable More Than a Sentient Human Being

Whiskey, wine, and cast-iron skillets get better with age, but vegetables and the human brain and the human body do not. If Joe Biden, God forbid, is reelected by the end of his second term he will resemble a vegetable more than a sentient human being. A horror flick starring Joe Biden and Dianne Feinstein as brain-eating zombies is guaranteed to scare the BeJesus out of anyone.

Already the 80-year-old Biden shows signs of severe mental decline; I doubt he has the cognitive ability to tell the nuclear red button from the remote control.

During presidential visits at home and abroad Jill Biden has to guide him as if he was a child or an octogenarian in his second childhood.

When Biden delivers a speech, I bet his aides and handlers hold their collective breath, waiting for him to slur or stumble over his words.

Even in his prime, decades ago, Biden was a gaffe-machine, now that he’s a senior citizen it’s unbearable to witness him struggling to deliver a coherent speech.

When speaking Biden has two modes: screaming and whispering. When he screams, he sounds like a cranky old grandpa scolding the neighborhood kids to get off his damn grass. When he whispers, he sounds like an old pervert telling an innocent little girl that he will give her candy if she lets him sniff her hair.

I am sick and tired of watching senile Biden embarrass himself, the Democratic Party and the nation. I want to hear only one more speech from Biden, the one where he pledges not to seek a second term.

Joe Biden is Too Damn Old to Run for Reelection

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Almost everybody supports the minimum age requirement of 35 years old to run for president, but should there be a maximum age limit to run for the highest office?

According to a recent YouGov poll 58% of Americans say there should be a maximum age limit.

I concur, there should definitely be a maximum age limit to serve as President of the United States and Leader of the Free World. It’s understandable that the FAA requires air traffic controller to retire at age 56, because being responsible for the safety of aircraft and their passengers is stressful and exhausting and it takes a physical and mental toll on controllers. They have one of the most stressful jobs in the world, but being president of the United States and Leader of the Free World is hands down the most stressful occupation. I believe that 60 should be the maximum age limit to run for president.

“Americans over 60 hold many of the highest offices in the U.S. government. An analysis of the current 117th Congress revealed that it’s the oldest, on average, of any Congress in at least the past 20 years. The average age of U.S. Senators is currently 64 and the average age of U.S. House members is 58. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is 81 and Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer is 71.”

YouGov.Com

“Down with the patriarchy” is a common refrain in the progressive community, but how about “Down with the Gerontocracy”? Our democracy is dying because there are too many mostly white senile politicians in leadership positions. Dianne Feinstein, Donald Trump, Chuck Grassley and Joe Biden are manifestly senile, and unfit to serve.

Republican presidential candidate Nikki Haley recently proposed that politicians over age 75 should be required to take a mental competency test. That’s a sensible proposal, who doubts that Biden and Trump would fail such a test?

First Lady Jill Biden got her panties in a bunch when a CNN reporter asked her if she agreed with Haley’s suggestion. “Ridiculous” she snapped, “We would never even discuss something like that.”

She’s right there wouldn’t be a discussion, Biden is so mentally impaired that he would simply do whatever his wife tells him to do. Biden is so senile that he does whatever his aides and handlers tell him to do.

This charade must stop. Joe Biden is too old to run for reelection, period! Prominent Democrats like California Governor Gavin Newsom must challenge him now, and declare that they’re running for president.

Befuddled Biden Bungles Singing ‘Happy Birthday’ to Martin Luther King III’s Spouse

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President Joe Biden is 80-freaking-years-old and I don’t expect him to recite the Gettysburg Address or even the Pledge of Allegiance without the aid of a teleprompter.

But I do expect him to remember the name of the person he’s singing “Happy Birthday” to, especially during an event that’s being televised live.

Biden delivered a speech at the National Action Network’s annual Martin Luther King Jr. birthday breakfast on Monday.

“Well, my wife has a rule in my family, when it’s somebody’s birthday, sing ‘Happy Birthday,’” he said before he started singing to Martin Luther King III’s spouse.”

A flustered Biden mumbled something that sounded like “Lur-lurh” when it came time to mention her name. The birthday gal’s name is “Andrea Waters King”, and if the octogenarian president couldn’t remember her first name, he could have simply said, “Happy Birthday, Ms. King.”

The venue was festooned with signs commemorating Martin Luther King, only someone suffering from dementia wouldn’t have been prompted to say, “Happy Birthday, Ms. King.”

It’s OK for a resident in a nursing home to forget the name of the birthday gal, but when the president of the United States forgets the name of the person whose birthday is being celebrated, that’s a sign that he’s too old to hold any political office.

Joe Biden: ‘You Think I Don’t Know How F—ing Old I Am?’

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“Joe Biden has complained that people are focusing too much on his age as he decides whether to run for a second term….

The US president recently lashed out, telling an ally: ‘You think I don’t know how f—ing old I am?’ according to Politico.”

Telegraph

Joe Biden is complaining that voters are focusing too much on his age as he contemplates running for a second term.

Well Duh! Biden is 80 and would be 86 at the end of his second term, of course we are alarmed that an adle-brained octogenarian wants to run for a second term.

An 80-year-old nanny with impeccable credentials and a sterling resume will find it difficult to find any parents willing to entrust her with their children. Parents wouldn’t focus on her qualifications; they’d be worried that she doesn’t have the physical energy or the mental dexterity to keep up with rambunctious toddlers.

It’s manifest that Biden’s elevator doesn’t reach the top floor, and it’s only a matter of time before the rusty elevator crashes down to the basement.

Biden, we know how fucking old you are: too old to run for reelection. We suspect that a feeble old man who has a habit of shaking hands with his imaginary friends is too fucking old to remember that he his too fucking old to run for reelection.

Happy Birthday Joe Biden!

President Joe Bien celebrated his 80th birthday on November 20 at the White House. To commemorate the milestone, his spouse, first lady Jill Biden posted a sweet note on Twitter.

She shared a pic of the two dancing at the birthday bash, the caption read, “There is no on else I would rather dance with than you. Happy Birthday, Joe! I love you.”

The pic depicts them holding hands, and that reminds me of Melania’s penchant for swatting away her husband’s tiny hands whenever he attempted to hold her hand. If the Trumps return to the White House, I will beg the Grim Reaper to visit me before he visits Joe.

Joe, 80 and Jill, 71, aren’t exactly spring chickens, but these love birds are still full of love and affection for each other. It’s heartwarming to see this elderly couple brimming with love and life, even as the Grim Reaper is ready to tap Joe on the shoulder.

Happy birthday Joe! You are lucky to have such a lovely wife!

Biden Turns 80 This Sunday, Time to Turn the Page

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Questions about Joe Biden’s age have loomed over his presidency ever since he entered the White House. We were relieved that the previous occupant, the boorish, crude, vulgar and racist Trump had been fired by the American people, but we wondered how long the feeble Biden would maintain residence at 1600 Pennsylvania before a stroke or simply the ravages of old age would force him to move to the Villages in Florida.

On Sunday, Biden will reach a major milestone when he is expected to spend his 80th birthday with his family in the White House. The average lifespan of an American male is 77.28 years, the lucky males who reach this milestone celebrate their birthdays in nursing homes or in a retirement community.  

On his birthday Biden will reminisce about old times, hug his grandchildren, and relish his major milestone comfortably ensconced in the White House.

But I’m wondering if Biden’s wife and his aides have advised him against running for reelection.

During a news conference last week, when he was asked about whether he had it in him to run for reelection, Biden replied “Watch me.”

Sir, we have been watching you. We have watched you fall from a bike. We have watched you shake hands with your invisible friends. We have watched you dazed and confused wondering how to exit a stage. We have watched you lose your train of thought repeatedly during a speech. We have watched a physical frail and addle minded septuagenarian and now octogenarian prove that time catches up with every one of us.

COVID-19 saved Joe Biden from campaigning in 2020, he almost never ventured outside of his basement. He can’t use that excuse this time, and I don’t think he has the energy to run a presidential campaign, and he certainly doesn’t have the wherewithal to run the greatest country in the world.

Creepy Biden Offers Unsolicited Dating Advice to Teen Girl

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It’s well documented that President Joe Biden has a weakness for sniffing women’s hair and a fondness for fondling prepubescent girls.

Whenever Biden interacts with the public his Secret Service Agents and his handlers would be well-advised to keep females, especially young girls away from him.

After delivering remarks about the government’s plans to curb inflation and reduce drug costs on a visit to California, Biden exposed what was really on his mind when he zeroed in on an attractive teen girl, put his hand on her shoulder and creepily whispered some unsolicited advice:

“Now, a very important thing I told my daughter and granddaughters — no serious guys until you’re 30.”

The creepy episode was captured on video and the poor girl seemed uncomfortable.

Where’s Corn Pop when you need him to protect children from the creepy ghoul?

This is yet another example of why Biden is too freaking old and too freaking creepy, and it’s time to put him out to pasture, where there are only cows around, and no women or young girls.

Biden Ranks Near the Bottom of List of Presidents from Best to Worst

Where does Joe Biden rank in the list presidents from best to worst? He’s not at the bottom of the list with the likes of Richard Nixon, Donald Trump and Andrew Jackson, and he’s not at the top with heroes like Abraham Lincoln, George Washington and John F. Kennedy.

Biden doesn’t have the eloquence of Barack Obama, the wit of John F. Kennedy, the charisma of Ronald Reagan, the courage of Abraham Lincoln or the mastery of the Senate of Lyndon Johnson.

What Biden does possess is a penchant for plagiarism, a well-documented predilection for fondling young girls and a stubborn streak a mile wide. Biden’s liabilities, especially his declining cognition skills, rank him just above the aforementioned losers at the bottom of the list.

If Biden had any self-awareness, he would realize that he became president only because his opponent was the reprehensible, execrable and demented Donald Trump. He would acknowledge that time takes its toll on all of us, and his mental acuity has diminished to the point where he isn’t qualified to be the president of the Bingo Club at a nursing home.

Biden is the embodiment of the Peter Principle, and he might have ranked in the middle of the list had he been elected president a couple of decades ago when he was still mentally competent.

Democrats Must Face Reality: Joe Biden is Too Old to Run for Reelection

The sky is blue, the grass is green, the ocean is wet and Joe Biden, 79, is too old to run for reelection. That’s not a remark born of ageism or anti-Democrat sentiments, it’s common sense.

After all I’m a progressive to the left of Biden, who appreciates how the septuagenarian president restored America’s faith in democracy, and the rule of law.

Biden has his defenders, notably House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, 82, and Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer, 71.

It’s time to turn the page, it’s time for a new generation to take over, it’s time to refresh and revigorated democracy by getting rid of this white gerontocracy.

The geriatric leadership of government is a disease that affects both parties, the Senate Republican Leader Mitch McConnell is 80, and the wretched dictator of the GOP, Donald Trump is 75.

These decrepit and doddering old politicians are the epitome of white privilege, and they should be holding court is a rest home community room and not the White House and Congress.

The average age of the Senate is 64.3 years — the oldest in history. Seven senators are in their 80s. This is an intolerable and untenable situation. By all accounts Dianne Feinstein, 88, can’t complete a coherent sentence because she has the attention span of a gnat.

Enough is enough. Joe Biden is too old. Donald Trump is too old. These old-timers think of Baby Boomers as youngsters, and they need to be put out to pasture.

Bird Poops on Joe Biden! Birdgate? Poopgate?

Joe Biden inherited a plateful of poop from his predecessor (the coronavirus pandemic, the lethargic economy, endless wars), but he is doing a decent job. Wages are up. Unemployment is down. The country is reopening.

Poor Joe can’t catch a break, he’s still dealing with a lot of crap not of his own making. A bird pooped on his suit during a speech he was delivering in a barn in Menlo, Iowa.

Biden’s suit took a direct hit as he was making a speech blaming the astronomical 8.5 annual inflation rate on Russian President Vladimir Putin’s invasion of Ukraine.

It’s not just that bird that took exception to Biden’s whopper, most Americans blame his policies, and not Putin for the faltering economy.

Biden was totally oblivious to the direct hit, even though the white splatter landed just above his flag lapel pin. I doubt the septuagenarian, soon to be an octogenarian, commander-in-chief would have noticed if the bird built a nest in what remains of his hair transplant.

The White House was dishing out as much feces as the discriminating bird. White House Communications Director Kate denied that a bird crapped on Biden. She claimed that it was a bit of corn that was flying around in the barn.

Politicians are always dishing out shit, it’s heartwarming to see shit land on them, for a change.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOz5XOqacM4

Joe Biden Shares Sweet Valentine’s Day Message for His Wife, ‘Jilly’

President Joe Biden and First Lady Dr Jill Biden have been married for 44 years, but the spark between these sexy septuagenarians hasn’t diminished over the years.

Smooth Joe had a sweet Valentine’s Day message for his sultry spouse. The 79-year-old Romeo posted a throwback pic of himself and his wife, 70, sitting on a beach when they were young and madly in love. The caption read:

“You’re the love of my life and the life of my love, Jilly.”

How sweet, and it’s even sweeter that these lovebirds still love to walk on the beach, holding hands.

Can you imagine Donald Trump posting a sweet Valentine’s Day message for his trophy wife? Can you imagine him having an endearing nickname for her?

I can imagine him posting a throwback pic of his wife wearing a thong on a beach with a caption reading: “You’re the fantasy of my life, and I still enjoy tapping your tight ass, Hottie.”

Thank you, President Biden, for sharing your love for your wife with us on this Valentine’s Day

When I See Joe Biden Wearing a Mask on Empty White House Lawn or Deserted Beach I Feel Like Ripping It Off His Face

I applaud President Joe Biden and First Lady Jill Biden for setting a good example for the American public, by masking up, getting vaccinated and boosted, and practicing social distancing.

It’s quite a contrast from the previous administration, in which former president Donald Trump never donned a mask and the White House was a corona hot spot.

The Bidens are modeling good behavior by wearing a mask, but putting on a mask as they crossed the White House lawn after disembarking from Marine One is modeling idiotic behavior.

To put on a mask under these circumstances, especially considering that the lawn was deserted except for a handful of Secret Service agents, is signal is virtue signaling at best and a sign of dementia at worst.

This insane episode comes just a couple of months after the Bidens were pictured wearing face coverings on a deserted Delaware beach while walking their new puppy. I’m surprised they didn’t put a mask on the puppy.

Enough with the bullshit! The CDC updated its guidance in December to say that Americans who are fully vaccinated can safely go maskless indoors or outdoors, with the exception of crowded indoor settings.

The Bidens should follow the damn science! I am fully vaccinated and boosted, practice social distancing and wear a mask when appropriated, but when I see Biden wearing a mask when walking on the White House lawn or a deserted beach, I fell like ripping it off from his face.

Joe Biden Goes Off the Rails in His Voting Rights Speech

A firebrand, Joe Biden is not.

Biden won the 2020 presidential election by running as a moderate with a decades-long history in the Senate of achieving bipartisanship by cultivating personal relationships with his Republican colleagues.

He was perceived by the electorate as a level-headed statesman who was best equipped to unite our country after the chaos and division of the Trump administration.

We saw a different version of Biden in in a speech announcing his support for changing the filibuster rules to allow a simple majority to pass new voting rights legislation.

“Do you want to be the side of Dr. King or George Wallace?,” screamed Biden. “Do you want to be the side of John Lewis or Bull Connor? Do you want to be the side of Abraham Lincoln or Jefferson Davis? This is the moment to decide, to defend our elections, to defend our democracy. If you do that you will not be alone.”

Biden’s rhetoric was over the top and shrill, and his demeanor was off-putting. Even some Democrats criticized Biden’s rhetoric comparing the current opposition of Republicans to the voting rights legislation to segregationists.

Barack Obama often employed a professorial tone in his speeches, but he was capable of employing fiery oratory when he was led by the spirit. And it worked for him, because he was a relatively young for a politician.

Fire and brimstone verbosity doesn’t work for an old politician who looks like the Grim Reaper. Biden looked unhinged and deranged. Not a good look.

What the hell did Biden accomplish? Nothing. It’s Democrat senators Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema who have sabotaged his voting rights bills by refusing to agree to change the filibuster rules. If Manchin and Sinema have proven anything, it’s that they are immune to public pressure from their Democratic colleagues.

Unfortunately, the voting rights bills are dead. Biden should chill the hell out, and stop promising things he can’t deliver.

To Demonstrate the Transparency of His Administration & His Mental Acuity Biden Must Hold a Lengthy Press Conference

“Biden has held seven total press conferences – formal settings where he takes traditionally unvetted questions from the press – four joint, and three solo, according to a count by the University of California at Santa Barbara’s American Presidency Project.”

Daily Mail

This is unacceptable for a president who pledged to run a transparent White House, and very telling for 79-year-old man who claims not to have cognitive issues.

Biden averages less than a dozen news conferences per year, in comparison Trump averaged 22.00 and Obama 22.38.

We all have a senile uncle that we don’t let interact with friends and acquaintances during large gatherings for fear he may make a spectacle out of himself.

Uncle Joe’s handlers keep him on a short leash, during press conferences he is given a list of reporters to call on, and they are rarely allowed to ask any follow-up questions. He provides short answers, and the only conservative journalist he calls on is the hapless Peter Doocy from Fox News. Doocy is good for comic relief, but there are serious conservative White House correspondents that Biden habitually ignores.

In order to demonstrate the transparency of his administration and his mental agility it’s imperative that Biden hold a lengthy formal press conference where he takes questions from all the journalists present, and allows each correspondent at least one follow-up question.

Joe Biden is Sending Mixed Messages on Wearing a Mask

Former president Donald Trump famously eschewed wearing a mask. After all, a face covering might project vulnerability and weakness, and that would conflict with the macho image the grotesquely obese clown with the double-chin and the sphincter-shaped mouth sought to cultivate. Suffice to say, Trump didn’t model good behavior when it came to COVID mitigation efforts or anything else.

President Joe Biden isn’t much of an improvement, nearly two years into the pandemic he’s still sending mixed messages. He is wearing a mask outside alone with his wife while walking his dog yet takes it off when he goes indoor to a retail store surrounded by people.

Wearing a mask while playing with his puppy on a deserted beach with the Secret Service more than ten yards away isn’t virtue signaling, it’s a sign of dementia.

Biden is fully vaccinated and boosted, there is no damn reason for him to wear a mask on a deserted beach, none whatsoever!

A good citizen who’s done the right thing, been vaccinated and boosted, washes his hands frequently and wears a mask, when necessary, has earned the right not to don a mask on a deserted beach.

The president by all means should model good behavior but wearing a mask in a sparsely populated beach is anal-retentive conduct.