
“Snoop Dogg has offered his services to help reunite estranged brothers Prince Willian and Harry.
The American rapper, who lives close to the Duke and Duchess of Sussex in LA, has said he would be more than happy to act as a peacemaker between the brothers.”
The Daily Mail
Snoop Dogg is a music industry king: his hip hop catalog transcends genres, his influence spans generations, and he is a worldwide ambassador of goodwill and good vibes.
Even our most beloved icons make mistakes, witness Snoop’s endorsement of the vile and reprehensible Donald Trump. When Secretary of State Marco Rubio eventually resigns in disgrace, Trump can reward Snoop for his support by appointing him to replace Rubio.
In the meantime, Snoop is offering his diplomatic services to help reunite the estranged brothers Prince William and Prince Harry. I cannot imagine either Prince drinking gin and juice, waving their hands in the air like they just don’t care, and bopping their heads to the Chronic album, but they are both huge fans of the Doggfather.
Put the brothers in a room with Snoop, a stack of his albums and a bowl of weed and before long the rift between the brothers will heal as they smoke a peace pipe full of weed. If he smokes enough dope, Prince William will spit rhymes about his love for Meghan Markle.