Woody Harrelson’s Brutal Lunch With Donald Trump and Jesse Ventura

“On Friday`s broadcast of `Real Time with Bill Maher`, the star of the upcoming Lyndon B. Johnson biopic `LBJ` explained how he was invited along to a 2002 dinner with the future president by retired pro-wrestler Jesse Ventura.

Trump was trying to convince Ventura to be his running mate on the 2004 Democratic presidential ticket, said Harrelson.

The meal itself was `brutal,` Harrelson told the show`s host, Bill Maher. `I never met a more narcissistic man. He talked about himself the whole time. You could see the standard he was going to bear.`

`I had to walk out halfway through to smoke a joint just to like steel myself from the rest of it,` he added.”

Huffington Post

Woody Harrelson has a laidback demeanor, his dinner with the paranoid conspiracy theorist Jesse Ventura and the narcissist buffoon Donald Trump was destined to be a disaster.

The meal probably didn`t start off with small talk about the weather and sports. I imagine Ventura started by opining that the wait staff was conspiring to poison their meals, and Trump responding that he would grab their waitress by the pussy before she got an opportunity to tamper with their meals.

Is it any wonder that poor Woody had to walk out halfway through to smoke a joint? An average person can`t get through a Trump speech or press conference without hitting the bong or drinking whisky.

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Sniffing Farts Can Stave Off Disease

“Hydrogen sulfide, the gas that gives farts their rotten smell, can help stave off disease.

And it`s all to do with a specific gas that is released when you pop off.

Hydrogen sulphide, the gas that gives flatulence its repulsive smell, can help reduce the risk of heart attack, stroke, cancer, and help stave off dementia, research suggests.”

The Sun

Does your co-worker in the cubicle next to you suffer from a chronic case of flatulence? You`ve complained to your supervisor, Human Resources and your union to no avail, and now you are so desperate that you`re considering poisoning his coffee. Instead of killing the flatulent fool, you should cook him beans for lunch.

After all it turns out that smelling farts reduces the risk of heart attack, stroke, cancer, and stave off dementia. Farters do more to improve our health than doctors, and instead of cursing them out we should show them some appreciation.

If your husband passes gas after sex, instead of threatening to divorce him, breathe in the fumes, and thank him for capping off the great sex with his manly fart.

It was researchers at the University of Exeter who discovered the medical benefits of sniffing farts, thank God that scientists aren`t just farting around but conducting critical research.

But seriously if a wanker farts around me I`m not going to sniff his farts in appreciation of the medical benefits, I`m going to beat him to within an inch of his life in appreciation of the psychological benefits of kicking his ass.

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Female Cyclist Flips Donald Trump the Bird! God Bless Her!

“The president of the United States is used to being saluted, but a cyclist in Virginia put her own particular slant on the tradition on Saturday when she was overtaken by Donald Trumps motorcade.

The woman on her bike was photographed raising her middle finger when Trump`s cavalcade passed her on its way out from the Trump National Golf Club on the banks of the Potomac river, on the outskirts of Washington DC. She then repeated the gesture when she caught up with the motorcade.

The White House pool report noted drily: POTUS`s motorcade departed the Trump National Golf Club at 3.12pm, passing two pedestrians, one of whom gave a thumbs-down sign. Then it overtook a female cyclist, wearing a white top and cycling helmet, who responded by giving the middle finger.

The motorcade had to slow and the cyclist caught up, still offering the finger, before turning off in a different direction. Motorcade is now gathering speed and heading for DC.”

The Guardian

There are hundreds of statues of Paul Revere on his magnificent steed, immortalizing his midnight run warning the patriots that the British were coming.

I`m an optimist and I hope that one day there will be hundreds of statues of this woman on her bicycle with her middle finger extended warning patriots that our president is a national disgrace.

This heroic woman has yet to be identified, and maybe it`s better if she isn`t, because she represents all of us who are horrified and disgusted by the short-fingered vulgarian.

This patriot on her mighty bicycle saluted Trump as his cavalcade passed her on its way out from the Trump National Golf Club. Trump spends almost every weekend at one of his golf resorts, patriots should greet him whenever he enters or leaves one of his resorts with extended middle fingers.

Flipping Trump the bird is the perfect way of demonstrating our contempt, it`s speaking in a language that he will understand, and it`s a reminder that everybody, even children, have longer fingers.

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It’s National Cat Day!

Author Terry Pratchett once said, “In ancient times, cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.” Felines have the spark of divinity and we are overjoyed when they deign to pay us mere mortals any attention.

Our modern day religions have failed to meet our spiritual needs, maybe it`s time to worship cats like the Egyptians of old.

Catholicism is a patriarchal religion that condones pedophilia and misogyny, Evangelical Christianity`s infatuation with Trump has deprived it of all credibility, Americans love bacon too much to embrace Judaism, and of course with Islam there`s that kill infidels for Allah thing.

Now that I have offended the followers of every major religion, I assume that only enlightened souls who worship cats are still with me.

Today is National Cat Day, and we must cater to every whim of our feline masters, hmm, that`s pretty much every day for us.

Let`s use this supreme holiday to spread our faith: Tell your friends and neighbors who don`t own cats about the joys and pleasures of owning these divine creatures.

Adopt a kitty, it will change your life and save your soul!

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Heartless Reporters Bring Their Children to White House to Meet Donald Trump

It`s a longstanding tradition for the children of the White House correspondents to visit the Oval Office for Halloween festivities.

Reporters who cover the White House are better acquainted than the rest of us with the corruption that permeates the ultimate seat of power.

Now that Donald Trump occupies the White House it`s the epicenter of evil in the world. Why in the name of everything that`s decent, holy, and pure would reporters bring their innocent children to the White House to meet Trump?

I would look more kindly on parents who offered their children as a sacrifice to Molech than on parents who took their kids to the White House to meet Trump.

Is it any wonder that the press has a lower approval rating than the most corrupt, evil and venial president in the history of the United States?

Did Trump interact with the children by dispensing pearls of wisdom and hugging them?

Bitch get real. Here`s some of the things he told them:

These are beautiful, wonderful children. You gonna grow up to be like your parents? Mmm, don`t answer. That could only get me in trouble, that question.

You have no weight problems. That`s the good news, right?

I cannot believe the media produced such beautiful children.

She is Japanese? Beautiful. She is Japane-I`m gonna be in Japan in two weeks. I`ll be in Japan.

Any person with a modicum of integrity would turn down an invitation to meet Trump, and he sure as hell wouldn`t drag his children to the White House to meet the monster.

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Ellen DeGeneres Ogles Katy Perry’s Breasts! Shame on the Butch Lesbian!

“Ellen DeGeneres is facing backlash for tweeting a photo in honor of Katy Perry`s birthday that some social media users consider sexist.

On Wednesday, October 25, the talk show host shared a 2013 photo in which she stands beside wife Portia de Rossi and Perry as the comedian stares at the `Roar` singer`s breasts.

`Happy birthday, @KatyPerry!” DeGeneres tweeted. `It`s time to bring out the big balloons!`

While `It`s time to bring out the big balloons` is a lyric from Perry`s 2013 hit `Birthday,` fans were quick to note that DeGeneres` sharing the photo seemed like a double standard, and felt insensitive in light of the recent sexual harassment allegations made against Harvey Weinstein.”

Us Weekly

The photograph of 59-year-old butch lesbian Ellen DeGeneres ogling 33-year-old Katy Perry`s breasts while she stands beside wife Portia de Rossi is revolting and disgusting.

Imagine if Jerry Springer was staring at Katy Perry`s breasts while he stood beside his wife, or a hooker for that matter, the Twittersphere would go ballistic, calling for him to be castrated or at least pimp-slapped.

DeGeneres wasn`t caught casting a sly glance at Kerry Perry`s ample bosom, the perverted talk show host`s head was only about five inches away from the pop tart`s ample bosom, and her mouth was wide open, as if she was ready to taste her melons.

DeGeneres disrespected her wife, objectified Perry, and set back the cause of gay and lesbian rights. The talk show host is a proud lesbian who`s been embraced by mainstream America, what are they thinking now that she`s been exposed as a predatory sex-driven lesbian?

Not only did DeGeneres post the pic on Instagram, she captioned it: Bring out the big balloons! There is no shame in her game! I`ve been publicly advocating for gay and lesbian rights for well over two decades, how many liberals will join me in chastising this powerful women for treating a woman as a sex object?

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Why Do Cats Knock Things Over? Because They’re Jerks!

“Cats have their quirks, no doubt. But one of the more puzzling – and annoying – things they do is to knock stuff off tables and shelves.

Do they hate your things? Are they criticizing your home decorating skills? Or are they simply trying to drive us insane?

Truth is, it`s none of those things, although I do believe there might be a touch of vindictiveness in some of that behavior.

Animal experts say there are three reasons for this destructive and sometimes hilarious conduct. They`re bored and want attention, they`re practicing hunting, and they`re hungry.”

The Mercury News

My cats, Tico and Ebony, despise each other, and they avoid each other like the plague.

They don`t eat, sleep or play together, they unite forces only when they seem to be in a competition to see who can knock more things over.

Usually they just flick objects over, like a glass of water that`s precariously perched right on the edge of the coffee table, but Tico, who tips the scales at 25 pounds, sometimes pushes things over the coffee table or an end table.

In other words they don`t accidentally tip things over, they deliberately attempt to break my possessions.

I find cheap knick- knacks aesthetically displeasing, the only small objects that my cats can knock off my table and shelves are expensive crystal figurines. Tico has knocked over, and broken a couple of crystal candle holders, at least the candles weren`t lit.

Tico`s girth prevents him from jumping on top of my tallest book shelves and tables, and Ebony is too old to jump very high, so I place my most expensive objects on my tallest tables and shelves.

Why are my kitties and indeed all cats so destructive? They don`t knock things over to get my attention, they are very independent and barely deign to look in my direction.

They aren`t trying to hone their hunting skills, they know damn well that I will serve them gourmet cat food and treats throughout the day.

Cats are jerks, plain and simple. Adorable and fluffy, but jerks all the same. They knock things over because they are jerks.

Cat lovers have learned how to cat-proof their homes, and we gladly put up with their jerk tendencies.

The last time that Tico knocked something from the coffee table, I just picked him up, and gave him a big hug. Take that you big jerk.

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Bob Corker is Spot On! Donald Trump’s Legacy Will be the Debasement of Our Nation

“The public feud between Sen. Bob Corker (R-Tenn.) and President Donald Trump continued to escalate on Tuesday.

The GOP senator, who warned earlier this month that Trump`s behavior could lead to World War III, told CNN that he believes the president`s legacy will be the `debasement of our nation.`

`He`s obviously not going to rise to the occasion as president,` Corker said. “I think at the end of the day, when his term is over, I think the debasing of our nation, the constant non-truth-telling, just the name-calling – I think the debasement of our nation will be what he`ll be remembered most for. And that`s regretful.`”

Huffington Post

With his flair for showmanship President Donald Trump has turned the White House into a soap opera, every day we tune into CNN or MSNBC to find out which Cabinet official is on the verge of resignation, and which politician or pundit is the target of Trump`s vitriol on Twitter.

Most Republicans are resigned to the fact that this soap opera/farce will probably run for four years, and they keep quiet through every vicious tweet and every ridiculous statement.

But there are a few statesmen in the Republican Party like Sen. Bob Corker, Sen. John McCain, and Sen. Jeff Flake who put our democracy above their party and even their own careers.

These lions of the Senate have roared against Trump`s petty behavior, vulgar language, divisive rhetoric and racist pronouncements.

Corker got down to the crux of the argument when he declared that Trump`s legacy will be the debasement of our democracy.

Trump has debased political discourse, we know that behind closed doors presidents pepper their conversation with profanity. As a young boy I remember that I was more astonished that Nixon`s tapes revealed he uttered obscenities with abandon, than I was about the disclosure that he committed felonies.

But Trump has made it acceptable for politicians and the reporters covering them to utter obscenities in public.

Trump`s constant name-calling and belittling of his opponents has desensitized us to this kind of infantile behavior. We no longer bat an eye or lift an eyebrow when Trump christens a congressman or a Senator with a derogatory moniker.

Trump has debased our foreign relations, he berates heads of states on Twitter and in private conversations.

As patriots and citizens of this great nation we mustn`t accept this “new normal,”

We must keep resisting and keep fighting until Trump is removed from office, one way or another.

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The CNN ‘This is an Apple’ Ad

“CNN launched a Facts First marketing campaign this morning. The ad features only an apple, though it`s hard to see it as other than a nuts-to-you response to Donald Trump`s campaign to brand CNN as `Fake News.`

`This is an apple,` the ad begins:

Some people might tell you that it`s a banana.

They might scream banana, banana, banana, over and over and over again.

They might put BANANA in all caps.

You might even start to believe that this is a banana.

But it`s not.

This is an apple.

Facts First.



I would love to make my own video. My ad would feature only a Jack O` Lantern.

“This is a rotten Jack O` Lantern,” my ad begins.

Some delusional cultists might tell you that it`s the president of the United States.

They might scream president, president, over and over again, demanding that you grant him respect commensurate with his office.


You might even start to believe that this grotesque orange buffoon deserves to be treated with respect.

But he`s not entitled to any respect.

He`s a rotten orange freak.

The truth hurts.

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Life-Size Trump Scarecrow At California Elementary Schools Scares Bejesus Out of Kids

“Parents are divided after a scarecrow depicting President Donald Trump was put up as part of a class project on the Santa Clarita Elementary School campus.

`No matter what your political affiliation is, this was 100% inappropriate for elementary students to see at Santa Clarita Elementary today!!` a Facebook post about the scarecrow read.

But some parents weren`t upset with the scarecrow.

`If only I could be so lucky to have someone like her teaching my children every year!!!,` said one parent with children taught by the teacher named in the original post. `Shame on the people who badmouth her and don`t even know her, nor do they even have a child in her classroom!!!!`


The school was provided with scarecrows for each class. Under the supervision of a teacher each class decided how to decorate their scarecrows.

The teacher whose young charges decided to dress one of the scarecrows as Donald Trump should be commended for reminding her students, with a clever Halloween decoration, that there`s evil in the world. Sometimes there is a bogeyman under year bed, a pedophile in a trench coat lurking near a public school, and a racist buffoon in the White House.

Creating a Trump scarecrow is the easiest thing in the world: Find a rotting pumpkin to represent his head, an empty suit to represent his torso, and Barbie hands.

It`s incumbent upon teachers and parents to teach our children that the profane, vulgar, mean-spirited and imbecile president doesn`t deserve our respect.

Get with the damn program and place your own Trump scarecrow on your font lawn this Halloween.

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Clueless Canadian Cops Give Dude Ticket for Singing Along With His Jam: Video

“St-Laurent man`s love of music is proving costly after he said he was given a $149 ticket for singing `Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)` while driving.

On Sept. 27, Taoufik Moalla was on his way to get a bottle of water from Provigo. He was headed down St. Croix, cheerfully singing along to the 1990 C+C Music Factory hit, when he heard a police siren behind him.

`I was thinking they wanted to pass, but they called on the speaker `Please go to the right side,` said Moalla. `I stopped and four police came, two on each side, and checked the inside of the car. Then they asked me if I screamed. I said no, I was just singing.`

Police checked his license and registration and came back with the ticket for screaming in his car.”

CTV News

Y`all know what happens when your jam comes on the radio, you get jiggy with it, and while the music is on you are oblivious to your surroundings.

I can`t dance worth a lick, but when my jam comes on (Bob Marley`s Jammin) I`m going to dance like a mother regardless if I`m in my shower, cubicle at work, or in my ride.

Trying to stop a person from grooving when his jam comes on is like trying to stop one of Pavolv`s dogs from salivating when he sees his bowl brimming with food.

Those clueless Canadian cops need to chill the hell out, smoke some weed and listen to Bob Marley, how dare they give Moalla a ticket for singing along with his jam.

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Donald Trump Jr. Posts Fake Time Cover of Donald Trump as Superman! I Want to Die!

“Social media users took delight in ridiculing President Donald Trumps oldest son on Saturday after he posted a bizarre picture of his father on the Internet.

Sharing a fake Time Magazine cover photo to Instagram, the post shows the commander-in-chief depicted as a superhero reminiscent of Superman.

The image also depicts the President with a long golden beard with a `T` instead of an `S` emblazoned across his chest.”

Daily Mail

It seems Junior shares his dad`s penchant for posting nonsense on social media and his love for fake Time Magazine covers.

Donald Trump Jr. may see his father as a Superman, but the rest of the world sees him as an arch-villain, such as the vengeful demon Pumpkinhead, that Superman would utterly destroy.

The fake Time Magazine cover depicts the Trump superhero with a long golden beard. I doubt the real Donald Trump can grow more than a wispy goatee, but if he had a long beard, it would certainly be golden because his sidekicks would be harlots who would always be satisfying his need for golden showers.

This disturbing image would be perfect on the cover of an alt-right porn DVD favored by the likes of Richard Spencer or on the wall of a museum whose curator is Satan himself.

If you are a fan of the Superman franchise, I beg you don`t click the link at the bottom of this page! You will never want to see another Superman movie!

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The Ms. Senior America Pageant is an Abomination

“Beauty pageants may conjure up images of young women in bikinis, but in Atlantic City a roomful of sequined grandmothers and great-grandmothers are putting their best stiletto forward.

From an ex-CIA employee to Whitney Houston`s childhood choir director to a marathon runner, Ms Senior America celebrates women aged 60 and above who defy stereotypes of what it means to be ladies of a certain age who in past years may have sunk into a rocking chair.

“This is our age of elegance. It`s the beginning. Not our end,” beamed 73-year-old Carolyn Slade Harden, a former recording artist crowned Ms Senior America 2017, resplendent in cream silk.

Senior America Inc. was founded in 1971 `to promote the positive aspects of aging` and has championed women in their `age of elegance` ever since.”


Beauty pageants are an anachronism of an age when women were judged strictly on their outward beauty, and they have no place in modern society.

All beauty pageants are an abomination, but the Ms. Senior America pageant is perhaps the most repugnant iteration of a beauty contest.

Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder, but even an old lady with cataracts can see that there`s no physical beauty in old ladies sashaying around in evening gowns.

An elderly lady`s beauty is in the twinkle in her eyes that speaks of wisdom and experience that she can share with younger generations, certainly not in her wrinkled face or sagging breasts.

A young woman may swallow her pride and enter a beauty pageant in hopes of winning a scholarship and eliciting publicity to jumpstart her career as a model or an actress.

Pray tell what`s the prize for the winner of the Ms. Senior America contest, paid funeral package or a lifetime supply of adult diapers?

Ms. Senior America pageant? Oh hell no! But I do give the producers of this abomination credit for doing away with the bikini segment.

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Donald Trump’s Renoir is as Fake as his Orange Complexion

“A PAINTING which Donald Trump claims is a real Renoir is fake according to experts.

The US President`s biographer, Tim O`Brien, said he first spotted the Two Sisters artwork by the French impressionist on Trump`s private jet.

Mr O`Brien told Vanity Fair`s “Inside the Hive” podcast that he alerted the US President to that fact that the painting was a fake.

He says he was told by Mr Trump `You know that`s an original Renoir` to which Mr O`Brien responded `Donald it`s not`.

However Mr O`Brien claims Mr Trump still boasted the painting was an original and it now hangs in Trump Tower in New York where it could be seen in the background during a `60 Minutes` interview after he won the election in 2016.”

The Sun

The incident that Trump`s biographer, Tim O`Brien, describes occurred when Trump was a private citizen. The billionaire`s penchant for lying, and never admitting the truth even when confronted with incontrovertible evidence that he`s wrong has been a lifelong pattern, and at 71-years he`s not suddenly going to change course.

Trump doesn`t know an impressionist painting from an abstract one, Renoir is a brand name, and that`s the only reason the vulgar Philistine owns the fake Renoir.

If an interviewer asked the president why he slathers his face with sun tan lotion, he would swear that he`s never bought sun tan lotion in his life and that orange is his natural complexion.

Trump will tell an outrageous lie, such as his claim that Hillary won the popular vote because millions of undocumented immigrants voted for her, and then he will constantly repeat it until he and his followers believe it`s the Gospel truth.

You don`t have to be a rocket scientist or an art major to know that the real Renoir is hanging in the Chicago Art Museum and not in Trump`s mansion.

Trump`s supporters are enthralled by their plastic Messiah, and they may accept his alternate truth, but it`s incumbent upon the press to point out that the emperor is buck naked.

Trump`s isn`t well-endowed, the crowd at his inauguration didn`t set records, millions of undocumented immigrants didn`t vote for Hillary, and his Renoir isn`t the genuine article.

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The Southern Poverty Law Center Should Classify the White Evangelical Movement as a Hate Group

“MSNBCs Morning Joe`on Tuesday, host Joe Scarborough delivered a sermon about President Trump.

The MSNBC host said he didn`t understand the `fever` which has gripped the Republican Party in the age of Donald Trump –and said the president represents `the antithesis of just about every single thing that Jesus Christ said on the Sermon on the Mount.`

`Some things cannot be debated: You look in Matthew and go through the Beatitudes, every single Beatitude, you go through Jesus` teaching, what he says he wants people to be,` Scarborough said. `Donald Trump is the antithesis of just about every single thing that Jesus Christ said on the Sermon of the Mount.`”

Real Clear Politics

Joe Scarborough has a patrician bearing, he`s a policy wonk who waxes eloquent when it comes to defining and describing Republican orthodoxy.

But on Tuesday of this week he was preaching like a tent show evangelist: His text the Sermon on the Mount, his point, that he drove home like a sledgehammer on a thumbtack, that Trump is the antithesis of all the virtues mentioned in that famous passage of Scripture.

I kept looking at the TV screen for the toll-free phone number where I could send in a donation to the Rev. Scarborough.

Amen brother Joe! Amen.

Trump isn`t just an antithesis of a pious Christian, he`s the antithesis of a human being. He`s a disgusting reptilian creature who escaped from the bowels of hell.

You`d think most Christians would share Scarborough`s disgust at Trump`s immoral and vulgar policies and behavior, but this abomination is revered as a political Messiah by white evangelicals.

The short-fingered vulgarian has been embraced by most white evangelical leaders and most of their followers.

The Southern Poverty Law Center should classify the white evangelical movement as a hate group.

From this point forward the white evangelical movement is anathema to me.

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Why is God Always Destroying Trailer Parks?

“Fire officials in Arizona say a man who was attempting to burn spiders under his mobile home sparked a fire on Sunday night.

Tucson fire responded to a report of smoke and flames coming from a mobile home where a man had been using a propane torch to clear spider webs from underneath his property.”


Trailer parks have a propensity for being destroyed by acts of God, be it a tornado, hurricane or wildfire.

If I was commissioned to update the Old Testament for modern sensibilities, Sodom and Gomorrah would be the name of a trailer park in Alabama. The denizens of the trailer park would be smitten by the Almighty not for wanting to rape angelic visitors but for forcing visitors to watch Jerry Springer, drink moonshine and twerk to country rap.

Fire insurance, it it`s available at all, most be astronomically high for residents of trailer parks. If a fat hillbilly leans against his mobile home he`s likely to knock it off its foundation, and if his home isn`t destroyed by a wildfire it`s burned to the ground when his meth lab blows up.

An Arizona redneck attempting to burn spiders under his mobile home set it on fire.

If you`re a redneck and your mobile home is infested with spiders:

Chill out.

Put down the jug of moonshine.

Consider that using a propane torch to kill spiders under your mobile home will certainly incinerate the harmless spiders, but you also risk burning your teenage niece/wife, and your cassette tape collection of redneck country classics.

It took 23 firefighters to extinguish the blaze, that redneck must`ve had an extensive collection of countrified porno mags.

Moral of this tale: Don`t take any shortcuts through a trailer park, you might be caught in an inferno and wake up in hell.

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Watch Video and You Will Understand Why Hillary Clinton Lost to a Vulgar Pig

“Failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton became visibly irritated during an interview with Australian TV when she was asked about Wikileaks and its founder, Julian Assange.

In the interview with 4corners, she appeared tired with bags under her eyes, and her bitterness over losing the election to Donald Trump clearly remained.”

American Mirror

If you want to know why career politician Hillary Clinton lost to a neophyte candidate who was totally unqualified to be president of the United States look no further than this interview.

Hilton is accustomed to American reporters treating her with deference, and she doesn`t expect them to challenge any of her statements.

When Hillary told an Australian reporter that Julian Assange was a nihilist opportunist who does the bidding of Putin, the interviewer challenged her noting that many people in Australia view Assange as a martyr for free speech and freedom of information.

It was like a switch was turned on, Hillary became instantly cold, and she never regained her composure.

Even an atheist who doesn`t believe in anything supernatural would be convinced that Hillary is possessed by an evil spirit after spending only a few minutes with the loathsome entity.

Even an advocate for LGBT rights will be convinced that Hillary is the stereotypical butch lesbian who hates life in general and men in particular after engaging with the bitter cow for only a few moments.

Even a lifelong Democrat will be convinced that Hillary is a Republican plant meant to turn away voters from the Democratic Party after enduring a cup of coffee with the witch.

Is it any wonder that voters preferred a racist, no-nothing buffoon over the pantsuit-wearing fiend?

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True Christians Should be Horrified by the Evangelical Movement’s Embrace of Trump

“At the annual Values Voter Summit (VVS) in Washington this weekend, former congresswoman Michele Bachmann, who serves on Donald Trump`s evangelical advisory board, said in an interview with me on SiriusXM Progress that Donald Trump is now a `committed believer` of Jesus Christ and a `man of faith` who has `asked God for help and wisdom.`”

Huffington Post

At the annual Values Voter Summit where evangelicals congregated to celebrate the ascension of the short-fingered vulgarian to the presidency, Trump bathed in their adoration and showered them with enough red meat to make them writhe in ecstasy.

Michelle Bachmann declared that the man who on a daily basis craps on the Constitution and the teachings of Jesus is now a “committed believer of Jesus Christ” and a “man of faith” who has “asked God for help and wisdom.”

Bachmann`s utterance is enough to make any genuine Christian vomit, Trump has never publicly declared that he`s a committed believer of Jesus Christ or a man of faith. If Trump communes with the Almighty at all, it`s to berate Him for failing to smite his myriad enemies.

Bachmann went on to explain that Trump isn`t acting under his own authority, but under the authority of God. What was left unsaid is that if we complain about the president`s racist and misogynist comments and policies we are fighting against God.

The mainstream evangelical movement has thoroughly aligned itself with the alt-right and Donald Trump, and any evangelical who is a true believer in Jesus, should disavow the evangelical movement.

To paraphrase the words of Jesus, “You can`t serve God and Trump,” the evangelical movement can save itself only if it decides that following Jesus is more important than their political agenda.

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Larry Flynt Offers $10 Million for Dirt on Donald Trump

“Pornography publisher Larry Flynt is offering $10 million in cash for any information leading to the impeachment of U.S. President Donald Trump.

Flynt, who is best known as the publisher of Hustler magazine, took out a full page ad in the Sunday edition of The Washington Post.

In the ad, Flynt lists six charges that he believes constitutes the basis for impeachment, including colluding with a `hostile foreign power to rig our election`, to `inciting violent civil strife.`

The businessman said that the offer to pay for information is real.

`I do not expect any of Trump`s billionaire cronies to rat him out, but I am confident that there are many people in the know for whom $10 million is a lot of money. And just because you pay for information, doesn`t mean it`s not good. Make no mistake, I fully intend to pay the entire sum,` the ad read.”


I don`t think this is a publicity stunt, the pugnacious pornographer can`t abide what Trump is doing to our democracy, and he is willing to put his money where his mouth is.

I think we can all stipulate that Donald Trump isn`t a Boy Scout, as a real estate mogul, entertainer and President of the United States, his modus operandi has been to lie, cheat and bend the law to reach the top.

In the 1970`s the Justice Department accused the Trump organization of systematically discriminating against African Americans wishing to rent his apartments, and since then he`s demonstrated his racism against people of color a hundred times.

You can`t imprison someone for being a racist, but did Trump break the law when he was a builder and real estate magnate? It`s impossible to erect skyscrapers in Manhattan without striking deals with unions that are controlled by organized crime, especially in the 70`s and 80`s. Is there a patriotic Mafioso who is willing to rat out Trump?

Trump would rather appear naked on television and expose his tiny genitals than release his tax returns. Is the smoking gun that can kill this abomination buried in his tax returns? Is there a patriotic IRS employee who will release his returns?

Trump is an admitted serial groper, but has he committed sex crimes? The persistent rumors that he had sex with underage girls may be true, judging by the contented look on his face when a prepubescent Ivanka gave him a lap dance. Is there a patriot woman who was raped by Trump when she was a child willing to come forward for a cool $10 million?

Born again Christians forgive Trump for all his sexual indiscretions, even though he has never admitted any wrongdoing. But even evangelicals would turn against him if there was proof that he raped young girls.

We don`t have the luxury of waiting until Robert Mueller`s investigation is complete, and he finds proof that Trump obstructed justice and colluded with the Russians.

Trump may ignite a nuclear war before then, if anyone has proof that Trump committed a crime, for the love of God and $10 million bucks step forward now.

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Bob Corker Blasts Donald Trump for Castrating Rex Tillerson

“US Republican senator Bob Corker stepped up his public feud with Donald Trump on Friday, saying the presidents undermining of his secretary of state was like castrating him in public.

Corker told the Washington Post in an interview that Trump had undercut Rex Tillerson`s efforts to enlist China in reining in North Korea`s nuclear program by denigrating the diplomat.

Tillerson told a news conference in Beijing two weeks ago that the US was directly communicating with North Korea on its nuclear and missile programs, but it had shown no interest in dialogue.

Trump took to Twitter the next day, saying Tillerson was `wasting his time` trying to negotiate with the North Korean leader, Kim Jong-un.”

The Guardian

Donald Trump ridicules anyone who opposes his words or policies mercilessly on Twitter, but Senator Bob Corker seems to be impervious to the president`s sophomoric tweets.

Trump has turned one of his earliest and most fervent supporters into an implacable foe, and as chairman of the powerful Senate foreign relations committee Corker is in a position to block Trump`s agenda.

Corker is spot on, Trump has effectively castrated his Secretary of State in public rendering him impotent as America`s top diplomat.

Tillerson was spot on when he called Trump a “fuc*ing moron,” only a clueless president would tell his Secretary of State that he is wasting his time negotiating. Diplomats negotiate, that`s what they freaking do!

I wish there were more Republicans in Congress who would publicly condemn Trump for his despicable behavior and actions.

I wish that the Trump administration officials, like Tillerson, who privately bash their Dear Leader, would man up and quit, and publicly disavow him.

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Donald Trump Flings Red Meat at Values Voter Summit! Evangelicals Enthralled by the Vulgar Moron

The Republican Party controls both chambers of Congress, and President Donald Trump is nominally a Republican, but after nine months in office he doesn`t have any significant legislative victories under his belt.

The Great Dealmaker has managed to offend and alienate key Republican members of Congress, dooming his efforts to repeal and replace Obamacare, pass a tax reform law or build his cherished wall.

In lieu of any legislative victories Trump has signed one executive order after another, and thrown enough red meat to his supporters to feed an army.

This morning at the Values Voter Summit Trump promiscuously dished out red meat to the adoring conservative crowd. Two years ago before Trump announced he was running for president, the thrice-married short-fingered vulgarian would have been anathema to the socially conservative audience, but proving that they value politics over Christian values they treated him like a rock star.

Trump trumped his greatest hits, declaring that his administration had “returned moral clarity to our view of the world,” and promising to end the war on Christmas.

“They don`t use the word Christmas because it is not politically correct,” Trump said, “We`re saying Merry Christmas again.”

Needless to say there is no war on Christmas, retailers instruct their sales staff to greet customers with exclamations of “Merry Christmas,” they will do anything to get customers to buy crap they don`t need.

Trump is the ultimate con artist, he will wrap himself in the flag and the national anthem, and adopt the vernacular of a televangelist to retain control of his base.

I`m not surprised Trump is able to bamboozle evangelical Christians who send televangelists millions for prayer cloths and other religious trinkets, but it`s a crying shame many level-headed Republicans are also enthralled by him.

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Eminem’s Anti-Trump Freestyle Rap Silliest Thing I’ve Ever Seen

The only thing more ridiculous than septuagenarian rockers like the Rolling Stones performing and engaging in all the histrionics of rock stars is a middle-aged rapper grabbing his crotch and rapping about bitches and bling.

Rap is a young man`s game, and there should be a rule that a rapper should retire when he reaches age 30.

I didn`t watch the annual BET Hip Hop Awards show, but I caught Eminem`s freestyle rap on YouTube.

It`s the most ridiculous shi* I`ve seen in ages, watching a middle-aged white millionaire clad entirely in black, wearing the requisite hoodie, and rapping obscene anti-Trump lyrics while grabbing his crotch almost made me hurl.

For some reason Eminem gets a ghetto pass from a segment of the rap community, but where I`m from he`s almost a big of a clown as Trump.

Bitch please, you aren`t black and you aren`t relevant, not in the hip hop community and not in the culture at large.

I don`t need a white rapper with a long history of misogynist and homophobic lyrics preaching to me about any subject under the sun.

In the video Eminem stalks around a parking garage with a group of young black men standing silently behind him. In the real world those black dudes would have beat his punk ass for appropriating their culture.

Bitch please, Trump is such an easy target, why don`t you turn your fury on Harvey Weinstein.

I hope Eminem and Trump share a room forever in hell, fuc* those losers.

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Trump May Visit DMZ! Who’s Behind This Plan Mike Pence?

“U.S. President Donald Trump may travel to the heavily fortified demilitarized zone (DMZ) separating North and South Korea when he visits South Korea next month, the South`s Yonhap news agency said on Tuesday, citing a defense source.

The White House sent an advance team of working-level officials in late September to check candidate sites for Trump`s “special activity” in South Korea, the source was quoted as saying.

A trip to the DMZ, following in the footsteps of his predecessor, Barack Obama, and Vice President Mike Pence, would bring Trump within yards of North Korean soldiers, who stand eyeball to eyeball with their South Korean enemies, and likely be regarded by the North as highly provocative.”


I wonder if Vice President Mike Pence is behind the plan to have President Donald Trump travel to the DMZ, he strikes me as an ambitious politician who is itching to be in charge.

Having Trump visit the DMZ within shooting distance of North Korean soldiers strikes me as dangerous as scheduling him to speak at an antifa rally.

How can the North Korean soldiers be expected to refrain themselves from shooting the buffoon who`s always ridiculing their Dear Leader?

As much as I want to see Trump dead, I hope to God cooler heads prevail and he doesn`t visit the DMZ. I want Trump dispatched to hell, but not if it means World War III.

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Neighbors Thought Wanker Was a Terrorist for Flying Jack Daniel’s Flag

“According to a report by a Swiss site, a 29-year-old man from Regensdorf in the canton of Zurich recently bought and erected a Jack Daniel`s flag, along with an Italian flag, outside his property.

The man, born in Switzerland but with Italian heritage, said he had put up the flag because he found it `funny`. His neighbours, however, appeared to disagree and confused the flag of the famous Tennessee whiskey producer with that of the militant group, so-called Islamic State.

After emptying his letter box, the man found a letter, allegedly from `concerned neighbours` that read: Should we be afraid of you? First the Italian flag and now the black death flag. Are you an IS-sympathiser? The letter concluded by stating that the author(s) would put the man and his girlfriend “under observation, if necessary.”

The Drinks Business

As far as I`m concerned a man can erect any flag on his private property, however if you erect a flag featuring the logo of a whiskey company your neighbors are going to suspect you`re a drunkard.

The homeowner said that if he found the culprit, he would take legal action due to damage to his reputation. What a wanker, his reputation was ruined the moment he raised the Jack Daniel`s flag.

To quote the immortal words of Rodney King: Can`t we all just get along? If the Swiss gentleman threw a neighborhood party, and provided free Jack Daniel`s, peace and tranquility would prevail in that neighbored forevermore.

Moral of this story:

If you see something, say something, unless you happen to be a freaking moron who mistakes the Jack Daniel`s logo for an ISIS flag.

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Evangelical Christian Mike Pence Willing to Sell His Soul to Protect Satanic Donald Trump

“On Saturday, Vice President Mike Pence was in Las Vegas honoring the victims of the largest mass shooting in modern American history. Less than 24 hours later, he was in Indiana walking out of the Indianapolis Colts game against the San Francisco 49ers after several of the players failed to stand during the National Anthem.

`I left today`s Colts game because @POTUS and I will not dignify any event that disrespects our soldiers, our Flag, or our National Anthem,` Pence wrote on Twitter by way of explanation.

President Donald Trump, never one to cede to the spotlight, quickly took to Twitter to claim credit for Pence`s walk-out. `I asked @VP Pence to leave stadium if any players kneeled, disrespecting our country. I am proud of him and @SecondLady Karen,` tweeted Trump. He continued to inject himself into the moment Monday morning, tweeting that Pence received `great praise` for leaving the game.”


Vice President Mike Pence flew on Air Force Two from Las Vegas to Indianapolis to attend the game between the Colts and the 49ers.

After attending the game for the sole purpose of engaging in his publicity stunt, he flew to California — the cynical ploy cost taxpayers almost $300,000.

Former 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick started the kneeling during the National Anthem protest a year ago, and ever since some 49ers always kneel during the anthem.

Pence knew there was a 100% certainty that a few 49ers would kneel during the playing of the National Anthem, his sole purpose for attending the football game was to engage in his publicity stunt to distract attention from Rex Tillerson calling the president a fuc*ing moron and Republican Sen. Bob Corker warning that Trump may lead us to World War III.

The only thing that the evangelical Christian Pence accomplished is prove that he is willing to sell his soul to protect the image of the satanic Donald Trump.

Time for revolution?

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