Month: July 2025

JD Vance Has the Most Punchable Face in Politics

Vice President JD Vance has the most punchable face in politics. When his mug makes an unwanted appearance on my TV screen, I immediately click to a different channel. His visage elicits such a visceral reaction, I fear if I ever see him in person my fist will connect with his face.

Even if Vance’s countenance were as handsome and pleasing as Brad Pitt’s, I would still want to punch him right in the puss, because of his vehement opposition to abortion, demonization of the LGBTQ community and fierce loyalty to Donald Trump. His smug countenance coupled with his devotion to MAGA ideology guarantees that if I ever see him, he will end up looking like a raccoon.

Vance’s round face, thick eyelashes, penchant for wearing eyeliner and killer side-eye makes him the most memeable kisser in politics. There are myriad Vance memes online, and it was only a matter of time until meme-loving Trump posted one. In a Truth Social post, Trump shared an image that shows him and Vance in police cars pursuing Barack Obama, who is driving a white Ford Bronco, emulating the infamous OJ Simpson slow car chase. Vance’s face has been photoshopped to depict him with long, curly hair, pink cheeks, and a fat face. Has Trump has ever smacked Vance behind closed doors?

I’m not advocating physical violence against any politician, however cognizant that Vance is cursed with a punchable face, I advise my readers to take out their frustrations on a JD Vance inflatable punching bag.

It’s Ms. Rachel’s World, We Just Live in It

Rachel Anne Accurso aka Ms. Rachel, a Netflix superstar and social media personality, creates videos specifically designed to help infants, babies and toddlers learn language, numbers, and other foundational skills.

If all preschool teachers were as wholesome, upbeat, and endearing as Ms. Rachel no child would grow up to be a serial killer, rapist, televangelist, or politician.

She exudes so much warmth and goodness that I feel like blowing bubbles, doing cartwheels and kissing babies after watching her videos.

If I were commissioned to paint an angel, I would use Ms. Rachel as my template. My angel would wear denim overalls in lieu of a flowing white robe and it would don a pink knotted headband instead of a halo.

But do not let Ms. Rachel’s sugar and spice vibe fool you, she is a brilliant entrepreneur who makes millions from her videos and branded merchandise.

She puts her revenue stream at risk by advocating for the children of Gaza and by being an outspoken ally of the LGBTQ community.

We should support a celebrity who values doing the right thing over wealth and fame. You can endorse her actions by buying the Ms. Rachel Bush and Figure Push and Pull toy, it has rolling wheels that allow your little one to wheel the bus around your home. It even comes with a miniature Ms. Rachel.

I am not your typical Ms. Rachel fan, I am a senior citizen, her radiance transcends the world of children’s programming.

You go girl!

‘Hate the sin, love the sinner’ ?

Evangelicals justify their judgmental and parochial attitude by uttering the magical phrase, “hate the sin, love the sinner.”

This ubiquitous phrase suggests that they draw a distinction between a person’s behavior and their inherent worth as a child of God. This may hold true for most sins like adultery, gluttony, pride and racism that are endemic in evangelical congregations, but they hate the “sin’ of homosexuality, and they hate gays with a passion.

Evangelicals use this cliché to rationalize their unhinged, vicious, and cruel rhetoric against the LGBTQ community. They condemn them as sinful, unnatural, perverted, and anti-God, then they try to protect themselves from being labeled homophobic by saying, “we hate homosexuality but we love the homosexuals.”

Bullshit!

Gays aren’t accepted into an evangelical congregation unless they renounce their inherent same-sex attraction and pretend to be heterosexual. If a gay is too swishy, they’ll try to pray the gay away, and if that fails, they will force him into gay conversation therapy, and as a last resort they will hold an exorcism to banish the demon of gay perversion.

It is not even true that evangelicals hate the sin and love the sinner. Evangelicals justify and excuse the sins of adultery, political corruption, greed, and even the horrible sin of pedophilia if committed by Trump or any of his supporters.

These hypocrites love sin, and I hope God smites them the next time they say, “hate the sin, love the sinner.”

Kristi Noem Begs God to Protect ICE Agents

DHS Secretary Krist Noem, nicknamed ICE Barbie for her penchant for cosplaying an ICE agent, is on a mission from God to praise, protect and publicize their nefarious activities.

If only she showed as much love for the healthcare professionals, emergency service personnel, critical infrastructure workers, social workers, transportation and logistics workers and teachers, who really make the homeland safe.

During Turing Point USA’s Student Action Summit last week, Noem offered a prayer begging the Almighty to protect ICE agents as they kidnap hardworking immigrants and terrorize minority communities throughout the country.

I can imagine Noem at a Nazi rally in 1930’s Germany offering a prayer for the Brown Shirts as they terrorized dissidents and contributed to the holocaust.

Evangelicals are on the wrong side of history, and they and their orange messiah will suffer the same fate as Hitler and his Nazi sympathizers.

To hell with the likes of Franklin Graham and Kristi Noem, what we need are people of faith like pastor and theologian Dietrich Bonhoeffer who spoke truth to power, and vehemently opposed Hitler.

WTF is Up with Trump’s Bruised Hand?

WTF is up with Trump’s hand. His grotesque doll hands have long fascinated and repulsed us and led us to conjecture about the size of his presidential pecker. The philander-in-chief was spotted with scabbed red marks on the palm and fingers of his right hand in January 2024, sparking concerns that he had syphilis. Last week a noticeable bruise on the back of Trump’s right hand made headlines again, when he spoke to reporters outside the White House. Trump cartoonishly tried to cover the unsightly bruise with a layer of pancake makeup.

The decrepit septuagenarian has thin skin, literally and figurately, and it’s not surprising that he often sports bruises on his hands. When you are that old, and you take low-dose aspirin for a heart condition, any bump can cause bruising.

White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt claimed that Trump was covering up a bruise from too much handshaking. Bitch, please! Trump is no longer in campaign mode, and he rarely shakes hands.

Leavitt should have been transparent and offered a more plausible explanation:

Melania slapped his hand again.

He accidentally hit his paw against the bed post while pleasuring himself to a video of Stormy Daniels.

He is so old that anything will cause his parchment-like skin to bruise.

It is caused by the demon that possesses his carcass.

Evangelicals Are ‘Hell Bent’ on Doing Evil

“In my upcoming book, Hell Bent, I describe how the evangelical belief in eternal punishment distorts their spirituality. Evangelical politics rest on the same punitive, exclusionary foundation—a politics of division and domination, fixated on the end of the world rather than the flourishing of the Earth. Their politics are ‘hell bent.’”

Brian Recker

I am looking forward to reading Recker’s upcoming book, he is spot-on that evangelicals have a hellish orientation.

They aren’t heavenly minded, and have no desire to make Earth resemble paradise, on the contrary, they are on a crusade to make society chaotic and violent in a selfish and twisted effort to hasten the Rapture of the Church.

Evangelicals’ belief in eternal punishment distorts their spirituality and behavior. They reason that if God eternally punish sinners, then He will not look askance at them rejoicing at the inhumane treatment of “criminal aliens” and celebrating the passage of the abominable “One Big Beautiful Bill” which codifies Trump’s fascist, inhumane and patently cruel fantasies.

Most secular Americans are horrified by Israel deliberately and systematically killing Palestinians and reducing Gaza to rubble. Israel treats Palestinians as a subhuman species unworthy of human rights and dignity, and the apartheid states criticizes anybody who expresses any empathy for their plight.

But evangelicals delight at the slaughter of the Palestinians, because they believe that the Holy Land belongs to the Jews, and Arabs are infidels who must be removed by any means necessary.

It has often been said of the Trump administration that “cruelty is the point,” the same can be said of evangelicals. They aren’t interested in spreading the Good News, they are obsessed with the deterioration of society which they believe are signs of the End Times.

I hope that at least some evangelicals will join me in reading Recker’s debut book, “Hell Bent.”

Trump Wants to Strip Rosie O’Donnell of Her Citizenship

Donald Trump Truth Social post:

“Because of the fact that Rosie O’Donnell is not in the best interests of our Great Country, I am giving serious consideration to taking away her Citizenship. She is a threat to Humanity and should remain in the wonderful Country of Ireland, if they want her.”

Rosie O’Donnell moved to Ireland in January 2025; she cited the toxic political climate in the United States as the reason for her move. If everyone were as wealthy as O’Donnell there might be a mass exodus from Trump’s fascist regime.

O’Donnell is an outspoken liberal lesbian, so it is not surprising that she finds herself in the crosshairs of the misogynist and homophobic president.

The wannabe king cannot unilaterally take away an American’s citizenship. Citizenship is a constitutional right and not even the president can take it away without a person’s consent. But remember that the heartless bastard is trying to end birthright citizenship for babies of undocumented immigrants even though the Constitution guarantees that sacred right. The lawless moron may indeed attempt to strip the comic of her citizenship.

The authoritarian tyrant is the one who is not in the best interests of our democracy. I hope our lawmakers are giving serious consideration to impeaching and removing him from office. He is the one who is a threat to our democracy and to humanity. He can remain retired in Florida, if they want him.

Moron Trump Praises English-Speaking Liberian President’s English

During a meeting with African leaders at the White House the President of the United States and putative Leader of the Free World condescendingly praised the introductory remarks by Liberian President Joseph Boakai:

“Such good English, such beautiful—where did you learn to speak so beautifully?” Trump asked. “Where were you educated? Where? In Liberia?”

“Yes, sir,” Boakai answered.

“Well, that’s very interesting. It’s beautiful English. I have people at this table that can’t speak nearly as well,” Trump said.

Trump frequently brags that he knows the “best words”, but he speaks at a fourth-grade level, and I doubt Boakai felt flattered by the compliment emanating from such a moron.

Every time Trump opens his mouth, he embarrasses himself and America. The orange baboon knows nothing about a land he considers a “shithole country”, including the fact that English is the official language of Liberia.

Trump demonstrated what he really thinks about Liberia and other African countries when he dissolved the US Agency for International Development, US support made up almost 2.6 percent of Liberia’s gross national income.

Boakai, ever the consummate gentleman and cordial diplomat, laughed off Trump’s remark and didn’t raise offense to Trump’s compliment.

But as a plain-speaking blogger and embarrassed American, I am under no such restraints, and I speak for most of America when I say: Shut your piehole. I don’t know what’s worse, the diarrhea that pours out of your incontinent arsehole, or the racist and ignorant bile that spews from your sphincter-shaped mouth.

Evangelical Church Urges Trump Admin to Execute LGBTQ Americans

“An Indiana church is urging the Trump administration to ‘execute’ members of the LGBTQ community because ‘the Bible teaches that those people are worthy of death.’

In a sermon titled, ‘Pray the Gay Away,’ Stephen Falco, an evangelical preacher with the Sure Foundation Baptist Church, yelled from the pulpit, ‘They’re all a bunch of fa**.”

Raw Story

The tribal God of the Old Testament demanded death, by stoning, for myriad offenses including working on the sabbath, adultery, false prophecy, consulting a witch, divination…

Mainline Protestants and most evangelicals have evolved theologically, morally, and ethically and do not expect this draconian penalty for these “sins” to be enacted by a civilized society.

However, evangelical Christians hate the LGBTQ community, and a few even believe they should be put to death.

If all false prophets (think Trump prophets), adulterers, horoscope aficionados, people who work on Sundays and gay people in evangelical congregations were put to death, the pews would be empty.

Evangelicals deflect and distract from their many transgressions by focusing all their rage on gay men. They hurl epithets at them, dehumanizing them and treating them like people with leprosy.

Extremists like Stephen Falco who call for the execution of members of the LGBTQ community are in the minority, but they allow ordinary evangelicals to rationalize that their homophobia is not so bad, after all they are not calling for them to be murdered.

Pray the Gay away? How about embracing, affirming, blessing and welcoming them to the fold?

Squirting Pink Phallic Symbol in Manhattan Sparks Debate

“A provocative pink sculpture erected in one of New York City’s busiest destinations is enraging locals over its ‘grotesque’ look and not-so-subtle features.

The 10-foot-tall ‘Foot Fountain (pink),’ which is slated to grace Manhattan’s High Line Park through May 2026, is composed of a foot at its base with a flesh-colored column extending upward in all its phallic glory.”

Daily Mail

In a patriarchal society it is understandable that many of our cities have prominent phallic symbols erected to remind everyone that it’s a man’s world

In San Francisco, America’s Gay Mecca, the 210-foot Coit Tower was installed on top of Telegraph Hill. There’s the Ypsilanti Water Tower in Ypsilanti, Michigan, known affectionately by locals as “Brick Dick.” In D.C, where the most powerful men in the world shape our society, there’s the colossal 500-foot-tall Washington Monument. The most famous phallic-shaped building in New York is the 102-story Empire State Building, located in Midtown Manhattan.

Now there is another phallic symbol in Manhattan that is generating buzz. The Foot Fountain Pink sculpture is relatively short for a phallus symbol at only ten feet, it is pink, and its base is a foot, instead of balls. You do not have to be an art critic to deduce that this ridiculous looking penis was created by a woman, Mika Rottenberg.

The piece is topped by a sprinkler that spouts water. Regardless of how you feel about the work of art, at least it serves a functional purpose in these sizzling summer days.

Melania Mimics Trump’s YMCA Dance at July 4 Bash

“First Lady Melania Trump celebrated the Fourth of July, which coincided with the signing of President Trump’s ‘Big, Beautiful Bill,’ by emulating her husband’s signature dance on the balcony of the White House.”

New York Post

The “Trump Dance’ consists of the former reality star punching the air with his doll hands in slow motion while swaying his massive hips to the tune of YMCA. When the senile old fool performs his signature dance critics pray that he will lose his balance, fall off the stage, and suffer the same fate as Humpty Dumpty.

When Pentecostal evangelicals dance in the Spirit it is confirmation that they are baptized in the Spirit and are Bonafide true believers.

When MAGA cultists engage in the Trump Dance it is confirmation that they have swallowed the Kool-Aid and are genuine disciples of their orange messiah.

The lunatic-in-chief is the Pied Piper from Mar-a-Lago who is leading a flash mob of MAGA dancing idiots straight down the Yellow Brick Road that ends in a cliff.

Some liberals take pity on Melania, and they argue that she is just playing the part of the trophy wife, and that she is apolitical and does not subscribe to his fascist philosophy. But by dancing the Trump Dance in front of a viewing audience of millions, she is confirming that she endorses his vile agenda.

Donald Trump and Melania Trump can rot in hell, for desecrating a Gay anthem, if for no other reason.

Trump Blasted for Using ‘Shylocks’ to Describe Bankers

“The name ‘Shylock’ derives from the name of the antagonist in William Shakespeare’s ‘The Merchant of Venice.’ Shylock, a Jew, was a ruthless moneylender in the play, and he’s remembered for demanding a ‘pound of flesh’ from the merchant Antonio if he failed to repay a loan.”

Wikipedia

Donald Trump isn’t an erudite or eloquent speaker (no shit), and I didn’t expect him to make any Shakespearean references or allusions when he addressed his MAGA faithful. But the buffoon used the Jewish slur “Shylocks” while referring to unscrupulous bankers during a rally at the Iowa State Fairgrounds meant to celebrate Independence Day.

The low-information crowd didn’t respond (negatively or positively) to the ethnic slur, but I bet the Shakespeare-challenged morons would have erupted in cheers if their orange messiah had used the more commonly known Jewish slur, “kike bankers.”

The ADL condemned Donald Trump for saying “Shylocks”:

“The term ‘Shylock’ evokes a centuries-old antisemitic trope about Jews and greed that is extremely offensive and dangerous. President Trump’s use of the term is very troubling and irresponsible.”

Trump claims he was not familiar with the word “Shylock” being a Jewish slur, says he thought it meant someone who lent money at exorbitant rates.

While it’s true that Trump is functionally illiterate and has probably never even read the CliffsNotes on Shakespeare, the racist pig was aware of the racist connotation.

Trump has appointed people with histories of antisemitism, white supremacy, and Christian nationalism to key positions in his administration.

Of course, Trump hates Jews, just as much as he hates, Blacks, Muslims, Hispanics, Arabs, immigrants of color …

I wish Shylock would eat a pound of Trump’s flesh, namely his brain. Shut him up once and for all!

Evangelical Dispensationalism is an Abomination

American evangelicals are dispensationalists, an offshoot of orthodox Christianity invented in the early 1800’s by John Nelson Darby. It emphasizes a literal interpretation of Scripture, never mind that the canon includes disparate genres of literature: poetry, apocalyptic, allegorical, historical, epistles and even erotica (Song of Solomon) and includes fables, parables and myths that were not meant to be taken literally.

Dispensationalism maintains a distinction between Israel and the Church, and adherents believe that the creation of the modern Zionist state of Israel in 1948 is the ultimate fulfillment of prophecy. America First evangelicals put the interests of Israel ahead of America’s and they blindly support Israel, although the rogue nation is guilty of genocide and colonialism in Palestine, and their Prime Minister is an indicted criminal.

Dispensationalism was tailor-made for American evangelicals, the prime elements (the Tribulation, the Rapture, the Antichrist and Armageddon appeal to Americans love of theatrics, spectacle, and epic scenes of violence.

Evangelicals nurtured by Hal Lindsey’s Late Great Planet Earth and Tim LaHaye’s Left Behind and weaponized by their Orange Messiah political triumph are on the verge of climax by the bombing of Iran by the USA.

Evangelicals are not praying for diplomacy to prevail in the Middle East; they are cheering on the wanton violence and genocide. They believe that this orgy of violence is hastening the Rapture of the Church.

In their wet dreams evangelicals see themselves floating in the air to meet Jesus in the Rapture, but if the Prince of Peace does return, they will mistake him for the Antichrist and crucify Him.