Donald Trump Lays an Egg: Commemorative Gold Easter Egg $14.95

“The White House released images of the commemorative eggs that will be available for purchase to celebrate the annual White House Easter Egg roll.

Pastel versions of the official egg are $8.50. A gold version is $14.95.

The eggs will feature the signature of President Trump and First lady Melania Trump.”

The American Mirror

Donald Trump really laid an egg with his commemorative Easter eggs …

I`m surprised the White House is selling pastel commemorative Easter eggs, I would expect anything associated with Trump to be as loud and garish as his pumpkin face. A neon orange Easter egg branded with Donald Trump`s name, including a trademark symbol, that`s what I was expecting.

The gold egg isn`t real gold, Trump`s bathroom fixtures may be made out of pure gold, but he dishes out trinkets of faux gold to the peasants.

I would buy a gold Humpty Dumpty egg, that would be a perfect representation of Donald Trump.

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Robot Prints and Burns Donald Trump’s Tweets, Sends Him Video! I Love Robots!

“A robot quickly growing a viral following on Twitter is dedicated to one job: Printing President Donald Trump`s tweets, burning them, and tweeting video of the process back to the president.

The Twitter account, @burnedyourtweet, stars a robot programmed to print out tweets from the president`s @realdonaldtrump account, burn them in an ashtray, film the process, and then tweets the videos to Trump with the message: I burned your tweet.”


If only Trump`s tweets existed only in printed form, and they could be destroyed in a bonfire. Unfortunately, Trump tweets exist in a digital format, and they are indestructible. His odious tweets will live forever, causing discord and division for generations to come.

Who is the mystery engineer behind this project?

I first thought “it must be a Trump critic seeking to discredit and embarrass his administration,” but maybe it`s a Trump supporter desperately attempting to shame the president from tweeting. After all, it may very well be a tweet that leads to Trump`s downfall. The “I” word has already been mentioned in the press after Trump posted a tweet falsely accusing Barack Obama of committing a felony by wiretapping Trump Tower.

The best case scenario is that Trump will post a tweet that`s so incendiary that it will lead to his impeachment, but it`s also possible that one of his inflammatory tweets will trigger nuclear Armageddon.

I wish a patriot would break into the White House (How difficult can that be considering the Secret Service resembles the Keystone Kops?), and breaks Trump`s tiny hands with a ruler when he attempts to tweet.

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Bill O’Reilly Jokes About Maxine Waters’ James Brown Wig, Internet Goes Bonkers!

“When conservative Fox News host Bill O`Reilly was asked during an appearance on `Fox & Friends` to comment on U.S. Rep. Maxine Waters` impassioned remarks about President Donald Trump`s policies, O`Reilly said he hadn`t heard a word she`d said because of her `James Brown wig.`”


When I turn on a cable news channel and I hear Donald Trump`s belligerent, bellicose and infantile rhetoric I tune him out. Maxine Waters can match Trump insult for insult, when I hear her rant on TV I also quickly tune her out.

When I looked up the video on YouTube where Waters was blasting Trump`s policies, I was also distracted by her ridiculous James Brown wig.

James Brown is probably spinning in his grave, and screaming: I may have died over a decade ago, but I still look better than Waters, old hag better take that damn wig off.

Trump`s unique hair has been brutally mocked by comics, pundits, and politicians, but you don`t hear conservatives scream ageism or sexism. It`s almost impossible to watch CNN or MSNBC for more than an hour without hearing a journalist or a politician ridicule trump`s hair, skin complexion or tiny hands, but criticize a black woman`s hair and you`re treated like a racist and sexist pariah.

I`m sure Maxine`s skin is as thick as her James Brown wig, we should stop patronizing her and treating her like a fragile little thing.

O`Reilly`s joke is par for the course in the tough world of politics, Maxine doesn`t need any help dealing with obnoxious political commentators or snarky bloggers.

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Donald Trump Sits at Child-Size Desk, Internet Goes Bonkers!

“Prime meme material! President Donald Trump signed bills while sitting at a child-size desk Monday, March 27, and Twitter had so many jokes about the situation.

The POTUS, 70, was signing four new pieces of legislation in the Roosevelt Room of the White House when he remarked that the desk wasn`t quite up to his standards. `This looks like a child`s desk! But that`s OK,` he told the crowd of people towering over him.

Although the desk has been used by presidents before him, Trump, who is 6-foot-2, joked that the small wooden table with a full-size presidential seal on the front wasn`t big enough.

Us Magazine

Pic of Trump`s tiny desk:

Trump may have mocked the tiny desk, but he would be well-advised to use it regularly, it makes his diminutive hands look normal.

In a perfect world the septuagenarian president would be safely ensconced in a nursing home, where the nursing staff would provide him with a small desk with a presidential seal affixed to it so he could play at being president.

Unfortunately, in our far from perfect world Trump is the Leader of the Free World and he is busying himself signing executive orders with his tiny hands at his tiny desk, that are having a hugely adverse impact on our democracy.

We can only hope and pray that we live in a simulated reality, and that our alien programmers will introduce a Deus ex machina plot device whereby Trump finds himself in permanent time-out in the White House basement sitting at his tiny desk, and Mike Pence is sworn in as the new president.

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Mexicans Who Help Build Donald Trump’s Wall Are Traitors, Mexican Archdiocese Says

“Mexicans who help build President Donald Trumps planned border wall would be acting immorally and should be deemed traitors, the Catholic Archdiocese of Mexico said on Sunday, turning up the heat on a simmering dispute over the project.

In a provocative editorial, the country`s biggest Archdiocese sought to increase pressure on the government to take a tougher line on companies aiming to profit from the wall, which has strained relations between Trump and the Mexican government.

`Any company intending to invest in the wall of the fanatic Trump would be immoral, but above all, its shareholders and owners should be considered traitors to the homeland,` said the editorial in Desde la fe, the Archdiocese`s weekly publication.”

Huffington Post

Donald Trump has defamed Mexico frequently since his first day on the campaign trail. In his announcement speech he called Mexican immigrants rapists and criminals, and throughout his campaign he rallied his supporters by demonizing Mexicans.

Trump`s hatred of Mexicans is so deep that he even has animus towards Americans of Mexican descent. Trump called U. S. District Judge Gonzalo Curiel a “Mexican” who may be biased against him because of his ethnicity. Judge Curiel was born in the United States, and alleging that a citizen is incapable of performing his job because of his racial background is the very definition of racism.

The Catholic Archdiocese of Mexico is spot on, any Mexican who helps build the wall separating the United States from Mexico is a traitor to his homeland.

I would argue that any Mexican-American who supports Trump`s wall is a traitor to his racial heritage, and to the democratic principles of our great democracy.

We are a nation of immigrants, and I implore my fellow Americans of all ethnicities to join their Hispanic brothers and sisters in opposing Trump`s proposed wall.

The wall is an affront to the Almighty and to our democracy, and it`s incumbent upon all of us to fight against this abomination.

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Jewelry Store’s ‘Throw Rocks at Girls’ Billboard Creates Backlash

“A North Carolina jewelry store apologized to anyone offended by a billboard bearing a controversial message: Sometimes, it`s OK to throw rocks at girls.

The billboard, which featured the words surrounded by precious stones, sparked a backlash on social media when it was erected by Spicer Greene Jewelers in Asheville.


This controversial billboard fosters a culture of violence against women. It`s never OK to joke around that it`s permissible to perpetrate acts of violence against women.

Leaving aside the imagery of violence against women as a marketing tool, this odious billboard implies that women are superficial creatures who can be bought off with precious stones.

After the strong social media backlash the owners apologized and promised to donate ten percent of sales through Sunday to Helpmate, a local domestic violence shelter.

Anybody who jokes about throwing rocks at girls has a caveman mentality, boycott Spicer Greene Jewelers in Asheville.

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United Airlines Bans Young Girls From Flight For Wearing Leggings

“At least two girls wearing leggings were barred from boarding a United Airlines flight on Sunday because they did not meet a dress code for special pass travelers, the company said in a statement on Twitter amid a social media furor.

According to a series of tweets by another traveler, Shannon Watts, the girls were required to change or put dresses on over their leggings before they were allowed to board their flight from Denver to Minneapolis.”


Leggings or yoga pants accentuate a female`s vagina, this article of clothing creates a camel toe which is considered at the least a minor fashion faux pas, and at the worst an obscene spectacle.

Leggings and yoga pants are banned by many public schools for the obvious reason that this revealing attire is a combustible mix in a classroom exploding with hormones. Simply stated they are not conducive to a productive learning environment.

Yoga pants are also a combustible ingredient in an airplane, after being groped by a TSA agent, and struggling to fit my luggage in the overhead compartment, the last thing I need is to sit next to a fat woman sporting a camel toe from hell.

I actually heard a woman on TV complain that the United Airlines policy is sexist and sexualizes young girls. One of the girls who was barred from the flight was only ten, excuse me but the parents who allow their young daughter to wear leggings are the ones who are sexualizing the young girl.

Yoga pants should only be worn in a yoga studio by women in perfect physical condition, they shouldn`t be worn anywhere else, and certainly not by young girls.

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Why did Hillary Spend $600 On a Haircut? Who’s She Trying to Impress? Huma Abedin?


“On International Women`s Day earlier this month, Hillary Clinton wore a red pantsuit and bangs to give a speech at the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts in Washington, D.C.

Allure online headlined the event: Hillary Clinton`s Haircut Is Taking the Internet By Storm.

A week later, Hillary stopped traffic on New York`s Fifth Avenue as she came out of the Bergdorf Goodman hair salon, where she got a $600 dye job and a $600 haircut.

The bangs were gone and her hair was several shades lighter.”


Most septuagenarian ladies don`t care how they look, they will occasionally go to the hair salon to dye their hair blue, but that`s about the only attempt they make to look presentable.

Hillary Clinton may be older than dirt, but she still spends a lot of money to improve her appearance. God only knows how much she spends on formaldehyde to keep her decrepit body from decomposing.

Why did Hillary spend $600 on a dye job, and $600 on a haircut? Who is she trying to impress?

We know it`s not Slick Willy, they haven`t had sex in decades, and anyway Hillary only has eyes for the ladies.

Could it be that she wants to look good for the electorate? Lord I hope she`s not planning another presidential run.

Let`s hope and pray Hillary got all gussied up for the love of her life, Huma Abedin.

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Dude Eats Scrambled Eggs in Middle of Busy Street

“He pulled up a chair to a portable table and poured syrup over the golden pancakes.

He wore patterned green pajama pants and fuzzy-trimmed slippers and was set to enjoy breakfast. The only problem? He was in the middle of a busy Central Florida street.

He had a bottle of syrup and pancakes with what appeared to be bacon and scrambled eggs on a plate in front of him. He was chowing down.

Police said the man left before officers arrived, but they later found a video of the breakfast break on Facebook, where several people had tagged the alleged eater.”

Orlando Sentinel

I`m an emotionally-balanced gentleman who isn`t prone to road rage, but if I see a wanker eating breakfast in the middle of a busy street, he`s toast.

If I`m on my way to work and there`s a performance artist/prankster sitting on a chair in the middle of the road chowing down on scrambled eggs and bacon, I will turn art critic and mow him down, and you won`t be able to tell the scrambled eggs from the scrambled brains.

The moron was cited on charges of placing an obstruction in the middle of the roadway and disrupting the free flow of traffic. If he tries performance art in jail by sitting naked in the communal shower, he will be walking bowlegged for the rest of his life.

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Outrage: Sarah Silverman Attacked Donald Trump Because He Asked If Her Boobs Were Real

“Sarah Silverman said Donald Trump once inquired after her breasts, something that would be shocking if we had the capacity to be shocked by that kind of stuff anymore. In a tweet, Silverman said the now-President asked comedian and Roastmaster Jeff Ross if her tits were real, noting that they are, not that it`s Trump`s-or anyone`s-business.”

AV Club

Sarah Silverman should be flattered that anyone inquired after her breasts, her big mouth distracts men from noticing any other part of her anatomy.

Silverman could be delivering her stand-up routine buck naked, and I wouldn`t even sneak a peek at her coochie.

When Silverman first started out in comedy she had that nerdy Jewish girl thing going for her, and she was adorable if not very funny.

In the last couple of years Sarah has taken to wearing sexy attire, I`m sick and tired of her cleavage-exposing shirts.

Silverman failed Comedy 101:

Women suck at stand-up comedy.

The only successful (funny) female comics were homely as hell. Witness Phyllis Diller, Moms Mably, Roseanne Barr.

Parting shot: Sarah, if you don`t want men remarking on your boobs, stop flashing them.–252691

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