Donald Trump: I’m Not Into Golden Showers

The National Republican Senatorial Committee held a retreat in Palm Springs, Florida to discuss their strategy for retaking the House and Senate in the midterm elections.

In a classic example of being off subject, unprompted Donald Trump blurted “I’m not into golden showers.” “You know the great thing, our great first lady, “That one, she said, I don’t believe that one.” Am I supposed to infer that Melania believes every other disgusting accusation against her husband?

The short-fingered vulgarian resurrected the unsubstantiated claim that he once ordered prostitutes to perform golden showers in front of him while at a hotel in Russia. There’s a rumor that the tawdry episode was captured on video.

Trump is a pathological liar, and if he declares, “I’m not into golden showers”, that means that he’s drowning in golden showers. I would bet his wispy hair is urine-colored because of his penchant for indulging in golden showers.

If a patriot leaks the Trump Golden Showers video it would break the internet, but it wouldn’t necessarily destroy Trump’s chances of retaking the White House in 2024. If a video emerged of prostitutes pissing on him, his evangelical believers would declare that we were witnessing a miracle: Angels showering their orange messiah with the blessings of the Holy Ghost.

The EPA should declare Trump a toxic waste site: his face is sprayed with suntan chemicals, his diapers are full of shit, he’s drenched in urine courtesy of Russian working girls, and one can only imagine how many STD’s thrive on his puny presidential pecker.

Trump is so disgusting, I can’t write another word and I’m going to take a nice long shower.

North Carolina Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson Calls Homosexuality ‘Filth’

Lieutenant Governors are non-entities, in fact most citizens can’t name the Lt. Gov of their state, and a politician who holds this dubious position must say something outrageous to make the news.

Enter North Carolina Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson who told a church congregation: “there’s no reason anybody anywhere in America should be telling any child about transgenderism, homosexuality, any of that filth.

“And yes, I called it filth,” Robinson told attendees of the Asbury Baptist Church in Seagrove. “And if you don’t like it that I called it filth, come see me and I’ll explain it to you.”

Facing backlash and calls for his resignation, Robinson took a more nuanced tone, explaining that he does not think homosexuality or transgenderism is filth, but the way it is being taught in a few schools is.

Robinson backtracked a little to save his job, but I’m sure that in the privacy of his home he refers to gays, lesbian and trans individuals using adjectives even more offensive than “filth.”

I find it reprehensible that Robinson referred to his gay and lesbian constituents as “filth.” Homophobia is unacceptable in a church setting or anywhere else, especially by an elected politician.

Homophobia is filth and it should be condemned whenever it rears its ugly head whether it’s in a church, political gathering or anywhere else.

It’s time to take the filth out in North Carolina, the citizens of this great state should demand that Robinson resign.

The My Pillow Guy, Mike Lindell, Inducted into Christian Hall of Fame! WTF?

Mike Lindell, pillow entrepreneur, proponent of the Big Lie, spreader of false conspiracy theories, evangelical Christian and former crackhead was indicted into the “Roaring Lambs Hall of Fame” Saturday. The dubious ward is bestowed on those who “confidently carried their faith and values into every corner of society.”

The concept of a hall of fame for Christians is antithetical to the teaching of Jesus Christ who in the Gospel of Matthew is quoted telling his faithful followers: “Rejoice and be glad, because great in your reward in heaven.”

The Bible admonishes Christians to be humble, and to give God the glory at all times. Believers should wait for their rewards in heaven and eschew earthly commendations.

Why the holy fuck is the Pillow Guy being inducted into a Christian Hall of Fame, when his behavior is patently unchristian? “Thou shalt not lie” is one of the Ten Commandments, and Lindell is on a mission from God to spread the Big Lie that the election was stolen from Donald Trump. “Thou shalt not bear false witness” is also one of the Ten Commandments, and Lindell has falsely accused Dominion employees of tinkering with their voting machines to steal votes from Trump.

The fact that a con artist who sells pillows at inflated prices and is spreading the Bib Lie that is undermining our democracy tells you everything you need to know about the evangelical movement.

Satanists and atheists behave more like Jesus Christ than white evangelicals and I’d rather be inducted to their halls of fame than to the Roaring Lambs Hall of Fame.

If the Physically Repulsive Trump Was Young and Handsome White Evangelicals Would Worship Him as Their New Savior

White evangelical Christians revere Donald Trump, and demonize his detractors and critics as godless liberals, socialists and infidels. Loyalty to Trump is as important to evangelicals as the divinity of Jesus Christ, the infallibility of the Bible and the sovereignty of God.

Trump is physically repulsive, witness his orange hued complexion, his wispy urine-colored hair, triple chin, sphincter-shaped mouth and tiny doll hands. In spite of Trump’s grotesque physical appearance and amoral character, evangelicals treat him like a demigod. I am convinced that if the short-fingered vulgarian was decades younger, handsome and articulate, white evangelicals would proclaim that he was the Second Coming of Jesus Christ.

Evangelicals main objective used to be to evangelize the world, that is to spread the Gospel of Jesus Christ. Their new mission is to spread Trumpism, especially its most important doctrine, the Big Lie that the 2020 election was stolen for their orange messiah.

A Christian can believe in the Trinity of God, the divinity of Jesus Christ, the inerrancy of Scripture and the need for a born-again experience, but if he doesn’t believe the Big Lie he is ostracized as a heretic.

Christians should reject the evangelical movement as a true expression of Christianity, and secular citizens should oppose evangelicals as zealously as they do Nazis and white supremacists.

Putin Intended to Distract Trump With Hot Female Translator at Japan Meeting

Fiona Hill in an appearance on ‘Good Morning America’ on Monday confirmed that she believes Russian President Vladimir Putin deliberately chose an attractive woman to serve as his translator in order to distract former President Donald Trump during a 2019 meeting at the G20 Summit in Osaka, Japan.

A male interpreter was originally set to translate for the two world leaders but was replaced at ’the very last minute,’ Hill said.”

BusinessInsider.Com

Russian President Vladimir Putin, a former KGB foreign intelligence officer, is an expert at using a honeypot to manipulate adversaries.  The wily dictator knew that the best way to distract the serial philander American president and deceive him into giving away the store was by choosing a bombshell to serve as his translator.

Trump isn’t conversant with the nuances of geopolitics anyway, and it deosn’t take much to distract him at a meeting with a foreign head of state.

Trump and Putin may have been discussing Yugoslavia and Russian tampering in the 2016 election but the short-fingered vulgarian’s attention would have been focused on the beautiful translator’s boobs and ass.

If, God forbid, Trump is the 2024 Republican presidential nominee his Democratic opponent would be well-advised to employ Putin’s stratagem and bribe The Commission on Presidential Debates into selecting a porn star as a moderator. Trump will be so discombobulated that he will make an even bigger fool of himself than usual.

After 5 Decades Pat Robertson Retires as Host of The 700 Club! Good Riddance!

“Pat Robertson, famed televangelist and founder of the Christian Broadcasting Network, has stepped down as host of the long-running Christian talk show ‘The 700 Club.’

The 91-year-old announced his departure during Friday’s edition of the series, telling audiences that the episode would be his last and that his son and current CEO of the network, Gordon, will take over as host.”

CNN

The 700 Club which airs on weekdays spews enough racism, misogyny, and homophobia to keep trigger-happy evangelicals primed to fight godless liberals, socialist Democrats and limp-wristed homosexuals.

The abominable program, initially named for its goal of recruiting 700 members whose pledges would keep the founding station afloat financially has metastasized into a worldwide ministry reaching millions with its toxic message.

For over fifty years the 700 Club afforded Pat Robertson a platform to poison Christianity and the culture at large. The 91-year-old televangelist doesn’t have enough time left to begin to undo the indelible damage he has done to the evangelical brand, the Republican Party, and to the millions of religious of Muslims, gays and lesbians, and immigrants that he has demonized and marginalized.

In his prime Robertson was right out of central casting: handsome, vibrant and articulate, but now the nonagenarian looks as physically revolting as his evil spirit.

In the 70’s Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell aligned their evangelical movement with the Republican Party, and in 1988 Robertson ran for president as a Republican. He made a respectable showing, but he didn’t win and he set the stage for Donald Trump.

The evil that men do lives after them, and hopefully it won’t be 50 years before we manage to destroy Trumpism and the evangelical movement.

Trump Asks Federal Judge to Force Twitter to Reinstate His Account

When Donald Trump isn’t boldly asserting that windmills cause cancer, he is tilting at them. His latest exercise in futility is his attempt to intimidate a federal judge to force Twitter to allow him back on their platform.

Trump is a sore loser, witness his refusal to accept reality and admit that he lost to Biden in an electoral college and popular vote landslide. However much he may hate losing, he’s certainly had a lot of experience losing, especially in the legal realm. Dozens of his frivolous lawsuits against business rivals, celebrities and political opponents have been tossed out of court. The Trump campaign and allies filed at least 63 lawsuits during and after Election Day in an effort to reverse the will of the electorate, and they lost every one except for a relatively minor case.

Trump is alleging that Twitter is violating his First Amendment rights by censoring him. The pathological liar believes the First Amendment gives him the right to spread his false conspiracy theories and outright fabrications on every social media platform. Trump is as familiar with the Constitution as he is with the Bible, he has the misconception that the First Amendment protects his right to say whatever the hell he wants without limits. The First Amendment protects us against government censorship, a private company like Twitter can ban idiots and liars the likes of Trump.

You don’t have to be a rocket scientist or a lawyer to know that no federal judge, not even one appointed by Trump, is going to force Twitter to reverse their lifetime ban of the short-fingered vulgarian.

The Big Loser is desperate to be relevant, he thrived on the instant gratification and instant feedback he received on Twitter, and he’s suffocating from the relative lack of attention.

Sorry Loser, you are destined to lose yet again in the courts.

Star Trek’s Captain Kirk, William Shatner, Will Boldly Go Where No Old Geezer Has Gone Before

William Shatner, who played Captain James T Kirk in Star Trek, has confirmed that he will go to space this month on the second launch staged by the Amazon founder Jeff Bezos’s space travel company, Blue Origin.

The Guardian

Shatner will blast off from West Texas on October 12, making him the first nonagenarian to go boldly go where few people have gone before.

The October flight may only last about ten minutes, but can a man who is older than Earth survive a 6-G forces flight?

The old geezer isn’t flying to a galaxy far, far away, he will barely touch the edge of space, but that’s too far away for his medical alert device.

For the sake of his fellow astronauts, I hope Shatner will be wearing heavy-duty space diapers.

Why was a hack actor selected for the Blue Origin flight to the boundary of space? Hmm, maybe because in an interview in July, Shatner defended the right of billionaires to go on joyrides in space, saying; “It’s their money They can do what they want with it.”

All I can say is: Beam me up Scottie, all these wanker billionaires and addled celebrities are really working my last nerve.

Shame on Chief Justice John Roberts for Attending Red Mass Before Opening of Supreme Court’s Term

“Hundreds attended the annual Red Mass on Sunday at the Cathedral of St. Matthew the Apostle in Washington. The purpose of the Red Mass — traditionally held the Sunday before the opening of the Supreme Court term on the first Monday in October — is to invoke God’s blessings on those responsible for the administration of justice.

On Sunday, Chief Justice John G. Roberts Jr. was the sole member of the Supreme Court to join hundreds of other Washingtonians at Cathedral of St. Matthew the Apostle for the Red Mass, a ceremony typically held on the Sunday before the first Monday in October, the opening of the high court’s term.”

MSN.Com

Roman Catholics account for only about 20% of the U.S. population, yet they hold six of the nine seats on the Supreme Court. The Catholics on the nation’s highest court include Chief Justice John Roberts and associate Justices Clarence Thomas, Samuel Alito, Sonia Sotomayor, Brett Kavanaugh and Amy Coney Barrett.

The Roman Catholic patriarchal religious organization is vehemently opposed to a woman’s right to choose, and all of the Catholic Justices, with the exception of liberal Sonia Sotomayor, are injudiciously inclined to overturn Roe v. Wade.

It’s a sacred violation of the sacred principle of separation of church and state for the Chief Justice to attend the appropriately named, Red Church. Would any citizen be surprised if the Supreme Court seeking to appease red states and the Catholic Church either overturned Roe v. Wade or for all practical purposes rendered it toothless?

Gallup’s latest (July 2021) update on U.S. abortion attitudes finds 58% of Americans opposed to overturning the U.S. Supreme Court’s 1973 Roe v. Wade decision, while 32% are in favor. Since 1989, between 52% and 66% of U.S. adults have wanted to maintain the landmark abortion decision. Today’s support roughly matches the average over that three-decade period.

Roe v Wade is settled law and it would be a tragedy if it was overturned by religious zealots on the Supreme Court. Shame on Chief Justice Roberts for attending the damn Red Mass

Joe Biden: ‘I Give You My Word as a Biden’ Say What?

“I give you my word as a Biden: If you make under $400,000 a year, I’ll never raise your taxes one cent.

But, I’m going to make those at the top start to pay their share in taxes.

It’s only fair.”

Joe Biden September 26, 2021 Tweet

This tweet is patently false, the world’s largest bureaucracy, aka the federal government, can’t survive without ever increasing taxes and inevitably every president feels compelled to raise taxes.

According to the nonpartisan Joint Committee on Taxation, every taxpayer in every income bracket will see a tax increase by 2023.

But today’s essay isn’t about Biden’s tax policies; I take issue with the first words of his tweet: I give you my word as a Biden.

I take every president’s words with a grain of salt, just like you can count on taxes going up every year, you can count on a politician lying as a matter of course.

I’m not comparing Joe Biden to Donald Trump, the short-fingered vulgarian took lying to an extreme level, unusual even in the realm of politics.

No president should preface his remarks with the words, “I give you my word,” that expression just serves as a warning that bullshit is about to ensue.

Biden would be well-advised never to utter the words, “I give you my word as a Biden”, It’s not as if the surname “Biden” is renowned for truth telling.

The only president who could attach his surname to a promise to be truthful was Honest Abe, every other politician is hardly Lincolnesque when it comes to telling the truth.

Biden is a hundredfold improvement over the lying peace of excrement Trump, but please Joe never preface a bold lie with the words, “I give you my word”.

Trump Declined Charity Challenge to Go Vegan for a Month, Claiming it Would Kill Brain Cells

“Former White House Press Secretary and Communications Director Stephanie Grisham writes in her upcoming book I’ll take your questions now that ‘a young boy started publicly challenging Trump to go vegan for a month in TV ads and on highway billboards’ around the new year leading up to 2020.

Ms Grisham adds that the then-president’s answer was ‘swift, and his tone was suddenly very serious’.

‘No, no. It messes with your body chemistry, your brain,’ Mr Trump said. ‘And if I lose even one brain cell, we’re f***ed.’”

Independent

Donald Trump looks like a pig, eats like a pig and has the indiscriminate palate of a pig, I can’t see the morbidly obese septuagenarian going vegan for a day, let alone a month.

The charity’s generous promise that they would donate $1 million to veterans if Trump agreed wasn’t enough of an enticement. Even if the charity agreed to donate $50 million to veterans if Trump abstained from meat for just one day wouldn’t convince the former president to be a good sport and accept the challenge.

Apparently, Trump thinks the toxic ingredients in fast food (Potassium Bromate, Propylene Glycol, TBHQ, Calcium Sulfate and Phosphate Additives) don’t mess up his body chemistry or destroy his brain cells.

But he believes that a healthy salad or a delicious been soup would mess up his body chemistry. Trump’s poor diet is evidence that he has precious few brain cells, we were fucked indeed when he was president.