‘I’m Being Indicted for You’ Trump Tells Evangelical Idiots at the Faith & Freedom Conference

Twice-impeached, twice indicted, serial sexual predator and pathological liar former President Donald Trump characterized himself as the King of the Evangelicals who was indicted on their behalf at the Faith and Freedom conference.

“I’m being indicted for you”, Trump declared. This statement is ridiculous on its face. The evangelicals’ orange messiah is basically saying I stole classified documents on your behalf, I committed dozens of felonies on your behalf.

Instead of being dumbstruck by such an idiotic assertion, the Bible-thumping crowd erupted in Amens and Hallelujahs.

Trump was the keynote speaker at the Faith and Freedom conference, and a dozen other Republican presidential candidates played the part of his apostles, heaping praise on their Dear Leader.

The only discordant note was struck by the Judas of the convention, Chris Christie who blasted the Leader of the GOP that he formerly devoutly worshipped.

“He’s a phenomenon, there’s no question about it, “Ralph Reed the president of the Faith & Freedom conference gushed. “I’ve not seen a political figure like him in my career. And when he leaves the stage, whenever that is, I don’t expect to see one like him again.” He’s right, we may not see the likes of Trump again, until the Antichrist takes helm of the GOP.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr Deserves a Chance to Debate Joe Biden

“President Biden’s long shot primary rivals increasingly want to debate him in 2024, but those demands are being ignored by the White House and haven’t picked up steam with progressives in Congress.

The Hill

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. may be a conspiracy theory nutjob, but in most polls he’s garnering at least 20 percent against Biden, therefore he deserves a chance to debate him.

But Biden and his enablers and sycophants will never agree to primary debates because it would expose the glaring mental shortcomings of the president.

Biden can’t complete a coherent sentence, let alone deliver a gaffe-free speech, and never mind participate in a debate where his opponents will make mince meat of him.

Biden is lucky to step up to a stage without stumbling, and it takes him at least a minute walking around in circles before he manages to exit the stage.

It’s easy to imagine a primary debate between Biden and Kennedy: Biden will stumble on the stage, struggle to keep his dentures in his mouth, tell Robert F. Kennedy Jr “I supported your presidential run in 1968”, recite a Corn Pop anecdote, need assistance to exit the stage, and take a crap in the nearest closet.

If Biden is serious about running for reelection, then he should debate Kennedy because he needs all the debate preparation in the world if he is to face off against Trump in the general election.

Trump is almost as senile as Trump but he is such a bully that he would just talk over Biden, and not allow him an opportunity to speak.

House Republicans Considering Expunging Trump’s Impeachments! Idiots!

“House Speaker Kevin McCarthy, R-Calif., expressed support Friday for a symbolic resolution to expunge former President Donald Trump’s two impeachments from the House record.”

USA Today

Unless Trump is convicted in any of the pending indictments against him, the first line of his obituary will read: The twice-impeached …

Trump’s impeachments are scarlet letters that are indelibly imprinted in history books, and they can’t be expunged or erased, and they will never be forgotten.

Republican clowns GOP Conference Chair Elise Stefanik, R-N.Y., and Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, R-Ga., are the ringleaders behind the quixotic effort to expunge both impeachments.

Even if the Republican-controlled House of Representatives is successful in “expunging” Trump’s impeachments the mainstream media, historians, educators and the general public will shake their heads at the pathetic attempt to whitewash history.

Hello! The U.S. Constitution contains no provision for expunging impeachments.

Let’s not forget that Trump was impeached for very good reasons. He was first impeached in 2019 after urging Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy to dig up (create) political dirt on rival Joe Biden ahead of the 2020 presidential campaign — while Trump was withholding U.S. military aid to Ukraine. He was impeached a record second time for inciting the January 6 attack on the Capitol.

Trump has been impeached twice and indicted twice, hopefully he will be convicted on multiple felonies and go down in history as the worst president in history.

Joe Biden is an International Embarrassment

When octogenarians are experiencing their second childhood they are safely ensconced in the attic or a nursing home, and very few people witness their drooling, incoherent speech and the smelly consequences of their incontinence.

Joe Biden, 80, is living his second childhood in the international spotlight, and the entire word is witnessing his mental diarrhea, and it’s only a matter of time before he soils himself when he’s on stage.

Biden is a national embarrassment, a stain on our democracy, and almost every day he stumbles over his words, or trips on stairs. Every day, a new gaffe!

President Biden caused an awkward spectacle putting his hand on his heart for the Indian national anthem as he welcomed Prime Minister Narendra Modi to the White House. He held it there for about 15 seconds. Then he slowly lowered it, apparently realizing that the bands weren’t playing “The Star-Spangled Banner,” but the Indian anthem. And to take things to an even more surreal level, he was holding the hands of the Indian autocrat thinking it was his longsuffering wife.

They shoot horses, don’t they? I’m not advocating that Biden be put out of his misery, but at the very least we should demand that he not run for reelection.

Enough is enough! I will be delighted when we don’t see or hear from the senile and decrepit Biden ever again.

Vivek Ramaswamy’s Campaign Tactic is to Ensconce Himself in Trump’s Rectum

Vivek Ramaswamy is an American entrepreneur whose sole claim to fame is the fact that he’s one of over a dozen Republican presidential candidates challenging the overwhelming favorite Donald Trump for the Republican presidential nomination.

The only way a longshot like Ramaswamy can make up ground is by differentiating himself from Trump and by attacking him. He can assail the twice impeached, twice indicted, serial sexual predator and pathological liar on many fronts, but instead he’s acting like Trump’s public relations manager.

His campaign tactic is to firmly ensconce himself in Trump’s arsehole, and to periodically emerge to declare that he loves the pungent fragrance of his campaign home and to defend Trump from the indictments and other scandals swirling around him.

The dark horse has even gone as far as to vow to pardon Trump if he is convicted of mishandling government secrets, and he has demanded that all the Republican presidential hopefuls do the same.

His real goal may be to impress Trump so much with his butt-kissing that he will appoint him to his administration. But I have news for the pathetic sycophant, Trump’s indictments will doom his chances of being elected president. The fool’s residence in Trump’s arsehole is in vain.

Joe Biden Gropes Eva Longoria at the White House

Joe Biden is the personification of “creepy.” It’s creepy when he whispers during a speech. It’s creepy when he jogs to the stage, especially when he ends up tripping. It’s creepy when he goes around in circles on the stage after delivering a speech, unable to find the exit. It’s creepy when he loses his train of thought during a speech and stares blankly into space. And it’s creepy as fuck whenever he has an interaction with almost any female. His default mode of greeting a woman or girl is to sniff her hair. But he’s at his creepiest when he fondles and gropes innocent little girls.

Once again Joe Biden demonstrated that he has earned his moniker, “Creepy Joe” when Eva Longoria was at the White House for a screening of her directorial debut “Flaming Hot.” As the creepy and disgusting Biden embraced the former Desperate Housewives star, he let his wrinkled and liver-spotted hands linger on her waist a little too long. Longoria then grabbed his paws and held them in front of her.

Then, to make the encounter even more awkward and creepy he joked than he had known her since she was 17. At least he didn’t say that h had lusted after her since she was seven.

Biden is way too old and way too creepy to be the President of the United States.

Samuel L. Jackson Labels Trump a Racist Redneck

“Actor Samuel L. Jackson said Tuesday that Donald Trump reminds him of the same racist ‘rednecks’ who taunted him as a child. ‘When I see Trump, I see the same rednecks I saw when I was growing up who called me “n*****” and tried to keep me in my place.’”

The Daily Beast

Samuel L. Jackson is famous for playing some of the most iconic tough characters in film history, his movie persona is that of a no-nonsense hero or anti-hero with a penchant for swearing like a sailor on crack.

I’ve seen Jackson interviewed countless times, and in real life as opposed to reel life he also keeps it real, and sprinkles his conversation with expletives.

Jackson wouldn’t know nuance or subtlety if it cracked his head open with a sledgehammer. True to his reputation the Hollywood star didn’t mince any words when describing Donald Trump.

Jackson isn’t afraid to call a spade a spade or a redneck a redneck, he sees in Trump the same rednecks who hurled racial epithets at him as a kid.

It’s incumbent upon us to channel our inner Jackson and call out Trump as a mother fucking steaming pile of racist shit. You wouldn’t employ subtlety or nuance when described Hitler or Stalin, and likewise you shouldn’t mince words when describing Trump.

What Will it Take for Democratic Leaders to Force Biden Not to Seek Reelection?

President Joe Biden finally started his presidential campaign with a big gun-control speech in Connecticut. Uncharacteristically, the gaffe prone octogenarian delivered his oration without uttering any embarrassing gaffe, until the very end when he gave a shoutout to the dead British monarch: “God save the queen, man.”

There is nothing unique or unusual about an 80-year-old man uttering a nonsensical statement, if a senile grandfather makes a short speech at the wedding of his granddaughter and congratulates her for getting hitched to an ambassador from Mars, nobody bats an eye.

But when a president who clearly has cognitive issues ends an important speech with the words “God save the queen, man”, it should terrify Americans and people around the world.

After all this isn’t a senile old man who is president of the Bingo club at his nursing home, Joe Biden is the president of the United States and the Leader of the Free World. This is the scatterbrained idiot with his finger on the nuclear button.

In 1986 when two assailants attacked Dan Rather, while repeating “Kenneth, what is the frequency”, it was fun to wonder why they referenced an R.E.M song while beating the hell out of a famous journalist.

But in 2023 nobody is jokingly wondering what Biden meant with his crazy town comment. Even diehard Democrats are wondering why this man who is suffering from dementia is running for reelection.

White Evangelicals Are the Most Hated Religious Group in America

The better Americans know evangelical Christians, the less they like them, according to a recent study from the Pew Research Center. In the era of Trump white evangelicals have gravitated to the toxic gospel of their orange messiah, and we have become familiar with their racism, homophobia and misogyny. Indeed, they are the most hated religious sect in America.

In our diverse secular democracy, their brand of white Christian nationalism is anathema. Under Trump they long to make America great again, they’re on a mission from God to return our nation to the 1950’s when everyone knew their place: women in the kitchen and bedroom, Hispanics toiling in the fields, gays and lesbians in the closet and blacks slaving away in menial jobs.

In a technological scientific world, their world view gleaned from scripture written thousands of years ago is untenable. Climate change and evolution denying evangelicals are incompatible with a society where artificial intelligence, social media and post modernism rule the day.

In a religiously diverse society, their tribal faith that regards anyone who doesn’t subscribe to their Neanderthal beliefs as heretics and hell-bound sinners is toxic and divisive.

There is nothing wrong with admitting that you hate evangelicals, just as there is nothing wrong with admitting you hate Nazis and Muslim radicals. In fact if you love democracy, it’s only natural that you hate the group that is the biggest existential threat to our way of life.

I Hope the Criminal Justice System Doesn’t Fail Us and Trump is Convicted and Imprisoned

The vast majority of Republican leaders have railed against the indictment of Donald Trump over the stolen classified documents as a witch-hunt and a partisan vendetta by the Department of Justice (DOJ).

But the fact is that the DOJ was lenient and deferential towards Trump in the stolen classified documents case, given his status as a former president. They afforded the twice-impeached failed insurrectionist ample opportunities and more than enough time to avoid charges by returning the highly sensitive documents that didn’t belong to him.

According to the Washington Post one of Trump’s lawyers, Christopher Kise, wanted to negotiate a settlement with the DOJ that would preclude charges, but he was shot down by the stubbornly narcissistic Trump.

Ordinary government employees who didn’t have the status and power of the former president were prosecuted and imprisoned for taking documents home from work.

No one is less deserving of mercy and leniency than the vindictive, authoritarian and fascist Trump who thinks he is above the law. Republicans should stop coddling and making excuses for their Dear Leader, respect the rule of law, stop criticizing the DOJ and let Trump’s fate be decided by a jury of his peers.

If a jury decides that there isn’t enough evidence to find Trump guilty beyond a reasonable doubt, I will be extremely upset but I will accept the verdict.

If the jury finds that there is overwhelming evidence that Trump is guilty of mishandling sensitive files, I will conclude that there’s still hope for our democracy, and especially our judicial system. I will celebrate the fact that the career criminal finally was punished for his evil deeds.

Trump Doesn’t Need an Evangelical as His Running Mate

In 2016 Trump’s strategists thought the thrice-married serial sexual predator ruthless real estate magnate, who didn’t have a spiritual bone in his body, needed some credibility with evangelical voters. Therefore, they selected the straight as an arrow evangelical Mike Pence as his running mate.

During the 2016 presidential campaign Pence played his part perfectly, standing by Trump’s side, looking with reverence and awe at his boss, as profanities, vulgarities and malevolence emanated from his sphincter-shaped mouth.

Trump won with Pence as his running mate, but he would have won had he chosen Stormy Daniels. Evangelicals don’t give a shit about being good Christians, and they don’t expect the presidential candidate they vote for to be Christ-like as long as he shares their hatred of feminists, liberals, the LGBT community and racial minorities. Evangelicals didn’t care how many porn stars Trump had sex with or how many business partners he defrauded as long as he appointed conservative judges and attempted to turn our democracy into a white Christian nationalist theocracy.

There are a dozen Republican presidential candidates, including Pence, trying to catch up with the overwhelming favorite, Donald Trump. Pence is vehemently against abortion, LGBT rights, climate change, and women’s rights, you’d think he would be running neck-and-neck with Trump, but in most polls, he’s lagging far behind Trump and DeSantis. In fact, he’s yet to poll in the double digits in any poll.

Evangelicals prefer the faux Christian Trump over the genuine evangelical Pence; Trump’s racist and vengeful rhetoric resonates more with them than Pence’s civil Republican orthodoxy.

Trump will win the Republican nomination in a landslide, without an evangelical as his running mate. He’s learned that his evangelical base feeds of his anger and vitriol, and he will probably choose a firebrand crazy woman like Kari Lake as his vice president.