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Trump’s Circle Jerk of Grifters, Conspiracy Theorists and Sideshow Freaks

Donald Trump’s chaotic and dysfunctional term is ending not with a whimper but with a bang that threatens to decimate the Republican party and destroy our constitutional democracy.

The waning days of the Trump regime encapsulates and epitomizes all the corrupt excess of his four years in power.

Did anyone really expect the unhinged narcissist to concede with humility and grace after suffering a popular vote and electoral college landslide defeat to Joe Biden?

Trump is ending his term with an orgy of assaults on democracy, denials of the coronavirus pandemic, groveling before Russia and pardons of political cronies and war criminals.

In a trademark bombshell Trump torpedoed the fragile bipartisan pandemic relief bill that took months to craft. The mammoth legislation was put together without any input from him, but that didn’t stop him from blowing it up with demands that are unacceptable to Republicans in the House and the Senate.

Trump inner circle is compromised of grifters, conspiracy theorists and sideshow freaks like Rudy Giuliani. Everyone else is excluded from his circle jerk, and they are wanking away with abandon and giving the middle finger to the American public.

Let’s hope and pray that Joe Biden will be able to clean and disinfect the unholy mess these wankers are leaving behind.

Kamala Harris Campaigns in Georgia: ‘2020 Ain’t Over Until Jan. 5’

Vice President-elect Kamala Harris campaigned in Georgia on Monday for Senate Democratic candidates Jon Ossoff and Rev. Raphael Warnock.

At an outdoor drive-in rally in Columbus, she uttered the all-time worst campaign slogan, “As far as I’m concerned 2020 ain’t over until January 5.” (the day of the Georgia Senate runoff elections.)

The year 2020 has been brutal: wildfires raged out of control in California, earthquakes shook up Puerto Rico, hurricanes devastated Florida and the gulf coast, civil unrest in cities from coast to coast, the coronavirus pandemic killed over 320,000 persons and the unrelenting disaster that is Donald Trump.

Sen. Harris, we understand that it’s crucial that the Democratic Senate hopefuls win if Joe Biden is going to have any chance to enact his agenda and undo the damage Trump has wreaked after four years in office, but as far as we’re concerned 2020 is over on December 31 at the stroke of midnight.

Even teetotalers and members of Mothers Against Drunk Drivers will get plastered on New Year’s Eve, we can’t wait for this cursed year to be over.

According to Sen. Harris’ logic 2020 won’t be over until January 20, 2021 when Joe Biden is inaugurated as the 46th President of the United States.

It is sheer insanity to extend 2020 by five days or 20 days; I’m getting my drink on December 31 to celebrate the end of the worst year in human history.

I love Sen. Harris and she was my choice for president, but I can understand why her presidential campaign failed to get off the ground. Her campaign slogans are simply awful.

Evangelicals Who Support Trump are Anathema

It’s estimated that there are more than 30,000 Christian denominations worldwide, and more than 1,200 in the United States alone. There is no prevailing view of what it means to be a Christian. Most of these Christian organizations don’t embrace an ecumenical spirit, and they hold a very parochial opinion of who is a real Christian.

Whether a Christian believes in the divinity of Jesus Christ or not, and whether a Christian believes in the infallibility of scripture or not, everyone can agree that the most direct and accurate description of Jesus come from the Gospels.

The basic thesis of the Gospels, indeed of all the Bible, can be distilled into the Golden Rule, do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

Jesus taught his disciples that the basic imperative of Scripture is to love God and to love their neighbors as themselves.

Jesus did not have one word to say about homosexuality or abortion, therefore when evangelical Christians call any Christian who believes in marriage equality and choice evil, they are speaking from their own ignorance and prejudice and not from the authority of the Bible.

Jesus’ ministry consisted of preaching the Gospel (that he was the promised Messiah) and ministering to the material and spiritual needs of social outcasts and marginalized communities. Therefore, when evangelicals neglect to tend to the physical needs of the poor and disenfranchised and instead demonize them, they aren’t exhibiting Christian behavior.

When evangelicals idolize a short-fingered vulgarian whose rhetoric, behavior and actions are the antithesis of the loving and peaceful Jesus of the Gospels we can deduce that their racism and resentment has taken them down a road that’s a long way from true Christianity.

You don’t have to be a theologian to deduce that evangelicals who support Trump are anathema.

MAGA’s Last Hope: Trump Will Invoke Insurrection Act to Steal Election

Joe Biden defeated Donald Trump in an electoral college and popular vote landslide, but almost two months after the election Trump still refuses to acknowledge reality and concede.

For weeks Trump and his legal team have engaged in a quixotic, hopeless and hapless legal battle to steal the election from Biden. They suffered multiple litigation loses culminating in the two Supreme Court decisions that summarily dismissed their meritless claims.

Concurrently Trump’s team waged an undemocratic campaign to convince Republican state officials in the battleground states to overturn the election. Unlike Republican congressional leaders these state officials demonstrated courage and integrity and refused to undermine our democracy by nullifying the results of a fair election.  

Trump’s most loyal sycophant and enabler, Attorney General William Barr, admitted there’s no evidence of massive voter fraud.

Now that Trump has failed to steal the election through the legal process and by intimidating state officials, his cult-like followers see violence as the only way to keep their false messiah in power.

Sidney Powell and Lin Wood, two prominent lawyers leading the efforts to steal the election are begging their boss to invoke the Insurrection Act, an act that allows the commander-in-chief to deploy troops to suppress domestic uprisings, not to overturn elections.

Others like Mike Flynn, Trump’s first national security adviser are pleading with him to declare martial law to force Georgia and the other swing states that Biden won to hold do-over elections.

Social media platforms are saturated with calls for military action to upend the results of a free and fair election. The right-wing digital army is busy on Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and Parler, attempting to provoke the stable genius to resort to violence to keep this throne.

Believe it or not, the pleas to invoke the Insurrection Act or to declare martial law are even being heard in the pulpits of white evangelical churches. These white evangelicals who ostensibly are followers of the Prince of Peace believe in the Gospel of brute strength; the end justifies the means is their motto.

Unfortunately, all these legal shenanigans, intimidation of state officials and calls for the military to keep Trump in power won’t end until president-elect Joe Biden is inaugurated as the 46th president on January 20, 2021.

Hang tight my fellow Americans, our long national nightmare will soon be over.

Bette Midler Eviscerates Donald Trump With a Brutal Tweet

“Sometimes I think Whats-his-name is a kind of vampire and someone needs to drive a stake through his heart, so we can #breatheagain.  Of course, he’s driven a lot of steak through his own heart tho, so…fingers crossed!”

Bette Midler

Bette Midler regularly takes to Twitter to express her disdain and contempt for the racist-in-chief, excoriating and eviscerating him in a manner that would make even Jack the Ripper squeamish.

The Divine Miss M can’t even bear to utter his name, referring to the unspeakable evil as “What’s his name.” I can understand her reluctance to say his name, summoning a demon by uttering his name may open the portal to hell.

The short-fingered vulgarian is a psychic vampire, an evil entity who sucks the life force out of everyone in his orbit. Nobody leaves his administration with his reputation and dignity intact. The White House is littered with the dried-out husks of men and women who were once politicians with at least a modicum of integrity.

But most of the lifeless husks are in churches where white evangelicals who have been fed a diet of inflammatory sermons that defame and demonize gays, immigrants and people of color, rendered them predisposed to fall under the spell of a racist demagogue.

The billionaire buffoon is bloated with the toxic life force of racist white evangelicals and gutless Republican leaders, and someone needs to drive a stake through his shriveled heart.

White Evangelicals Silent After Black D.C Churches Vandalized At Pro Trump Rallies

Tens of thousands of white evangelicals marched in D.C in support of President Donald Trump’s campaign to steal the election from Joe Biden. After the political cum religious rallies four downtown churches were vandalized, and evangelicals have failed to condemn the violence or express solidarity with the congregations of the vandalized houses of worship.

Two of the damaged churches were historically Black churches where vandals ripped down Black Lives Matter banners. These churches have a long history of speaking out against social injustice, a religious stance that’s anathema to the white evangelicals who fervently support their racist false messiah.

The Mount Vernon Place United Methodist Church reported that vandals slashed a banner printed with colors supporting LGBTQ rights, and we all know evangelicals are loathe to show any empathy for gays and lesbians.

Evangelicals get their panties into a twist when white churches are vandalized, and they speak long sermons on behalf of fetuses, but it seems they have taken a vow of silence when it comes to condemning violence against gays and people of color, even when they happen to be fellow Christians.

It’s crystal clear that Gay lives don’t matter and Black lives don’t matter to white evangelicals. They don’t have a place at the table, a seat in the pews or a place in line at the voting polls as far as white evangelicals are concerned.

The moral silence is stupefying and an affront to the Almighty and to the Gospel they claim to believe.

MyPillow Guy Mike Lindell Turns Against Fox News and Endorses Big Lie That Election Was Stolen From Trump

Mike Lindell is an American entrepreneur with the ethics of B.T Barnum who employs the infomercial aesthetic to hawk his overpriced pillows to the geriatric demographics of The Fox News Channel knowing they are demented enough to buy his fluffy pillows at inflated prices.

The CEO of MyPillow spoke to a crowd at a pro-Trump march in D.C on Saturday and singled out Fox News Channel as being in on a major conspiracy to the steal the election from Donald Trump. “This fraud is real,” he said. “It’s of epic proportions that this election was stolen.”

Let me channel Captain Obvious and point out that the real winner in a popular vote and Electoral College landslide was Joe Biden.

The MyPillow schmuck concluded his remarks by prophesying that the fraud will be proven, and that Trump will still be elected.

Then he suggested that we might already be in the Biblical “End Times”, a remark that resonated with the white evangelical audience.

Lindell bit the hand that feeds him, because Pro-Trump fanatics have migrated from Fox News to even more far-right cable news networks like Newsmax and OANN. Most Fox News anchors and reporters have explicitly or at least tacitly acknowledged that Joe Biden is president-elect, and that’s anathema to Trump’s cult-like followers who live in an alternate reality where their messiah won in a landslide.

Trump is a master grifter and he realizes that he doesn’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of stealing the election from Biden; he is using the “Stop the Steal” campaign to raise hundreds of millions he can use for a 2024 presidential run and to keep his name in the news.

Lindell isn’t an idiot and he knows damn well that the massive fraud allegation is hogwash, he is simply pandering to the brainwashing evangelicals who buy his pillows.

White evangelicals will sleep soundly in their MyPillow pillows under the delusion that God will somehow intervene to expose Biden as a fraud and that their hero Trump will be sworn in again as president of the United States.

At least until January 20, 2021 when the president-elect Joe Biden will be sworn in as the 46th president of the United States.

Who Will be Named ‘Time Person of the Year’: Biden, Trump, Fauci or Movement for Racial Justice?

Trump has abdicated his responsibilities as president of the United States, and is wasting away the last days of his moribund administration sulking and trying to stage a coup in broad daylight.

But I predict he will stop tweeting his insane conspiracy theories about a rigged election long enough to watch NBC News at 10 p.m. tonight when TIME will reveal its 2020 “Person of the Year.”

As much as Trump rails against the mainstream news he seeks their validation. Last year Trump was furious when TIME named 16-year-old environmentalist activist Greta Thunberg as “Person of the Year” instead of the man-baby climate change-denying commander-in-chief.

Each year the magazine selects an individual, group or organization who has “greatly impacted the country and the world during the calendar year”, for good or ill.

This year’s finalists are: President-elect Joe Biden, the movement for racial justice, Dr. Anthony Fauci and front-line workers, and Donald Trump.

The movement for racial justice has brought the issues of police brutality against minorities, criminal-justice reform and systemic racism to the forefront, but I don’t think it will win.

Joe Biden is certainly deserving of the recognition; his campaign was given the last rites after his horrible showing in Iowa, New Hampshire and Nevada, but the moderate septuagenarian was resurrected in South Carolina by Rep. Jim Clyburn’s endorsement and he went on to win the Democratic presidential nomination and capture the White House. But if Time anoints him as “Person of the Year”, Trump might lose it completely and nuke North Korea, and Time doesn’t want to be responsible for ushering in Armageddon.

Dr. Anthony Fauci has spoken truth to power and told America the unvarnished truth about the pandemic, and I predict he will be rewarded for putting science ahead of servility and integrity ahead of expediency.

Trump Walks Out on Medal of Freedom Ceremony for Legendary Wrestler and Coach Dan Gable

“The Presidential Medal of Freedom is an award bestowed by the president of the United States to recognize people who have made ‘an especially meritorious contribution to the security or national interests of the United States, world peace, cultural or other significant public or private endeavors.’ The Presidential Medal of Freedom and the Congressional Gold Medal are the highest civilian awards of the United States.”

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Donald Trump presented legendary wrestler and college coach Dan Gable with the Presidential Medal of Freedom at the White House, then walked out on the ceremony when the assembled press tried to ask him questions about the inauguration of Joe Biden.

Gable was the focus of this ceremony, and Trump should have sucked it up and answered the uncomfortable questions about president-elect Joe Biden. By abruptly walking out he made the occasion all about himself, as he has a penchant for doing.

Trump didn’t say goodbye to Gable and his family, he unceremoniously walked out leaving the recipient of the honor befuddled and confused.

Gable was the recipient of a the most significant honor that a president can bestow on a civilian, and he was no doubt humbled and elated.

But when an impeached and disgraced Trump hands out honors to his friends and supporters in the last days of his moribund administration, the Presidential Medal of Freedom has all the gravitas and credibility of a diploma from Trump University.

We are all Dan Gable, Trump a petulant and vindictive loser has walked out on his duties and responsibilities of the presidency and is spending all of his waking hours sulking and trying to overturn the results of a fair and honest election. We are left shaking our heads and praying that we can maintain our sanity until January 20, 2021 finally puts an end to the chaos, division, incompetence and corruption of the Trump administration.

‘The People Have Spoken’, Judge Slams Sidney Powell’s Kraken Lawsuit

If a lawyer warns she’s going to release a legal Kraken and instead of releasing a monster of a case she presents bogus allegations and the testimony of suspect witnesses amounting to a sea horse of a case to a judge she should be disbarred.

A federal judge in Michigan denied ex-Trump campaign lawyer Sidney Powell’s request to decertify the state’s election and slammed her claim of massive fraud as an assault on the foundation of democracy, free and fair elections. The “people have spoken”, the judge thundered in a stern rebuke.

Powell would be fortunate to catch the coronavirus like her fellow lunatic colleague Rudy Giuliani, so she would have an excuse to hide away in shame and humiliation.

Indeed, the People Have Spoken, the result of the November 3 general election left no room for doubt, Joe Biden won in a popular vote and electoral college landslide.

The people have spoken and Trump’s team of incompetent and unethical lawyers should stop trying to undermine the will of the electorate.

The people have spoken and congressional leaders should publicly admit that Joe Biden is the president-elect of the United States.

The people have spoken and Trump’s cult-like followers should face reality and beg their God for forgiveness for supporting an authoritarian racist buffoon.

The people have spoken, and the big loser of the election, Donald Trump, should stop undermining our democracy.

Michele Bachmann Begs God to Give Trump a Second Term

“O God, I personally ask, for myself, Michele Bachmann, Lord, would you allow Donald Trump to have a second term as president of the United States?”

Michele Bachmann

Michele Bachmann, a white evangelical, begged the Almighty to grant her a personal favor and allow Donald Trump to have a second term as president of The United States.

Bachmann, name-checks herself, apparently, she believes she has a special standing before God by virtue of being a former congresswoman and a failed presidential candidate.

The modern-day Pharisee didn’t pray in the privacy of her home, but before a camera. Bachmann’s real audience isn’t the Lord, but her fellow white evangelicals; she seeks to encourage them to threaten and intimidate Republican leaders to “Stop the Steal.”

The former congresswoman didn’t make this plea before the election but a month after Joe Biden won a popular vote and electoral college landslide. White evangelicals live in an upside-down world where black is white, up is down and the most corrupt and ineffectual president in history is a paragon of wisdom and virtue.

In just a few days the Electoral College will certify Joe Biden’s landslide victory, and evangelicals like Bachmann are desperately appealing to a higher authority to overturn the will of the electorate and keep Trump in power for another four years. That higher power being the Supreme Being and not the Supreme Court. After Trump’s legal team, led by Rudy Giuliani, has suffered defeat after defeat in the courts, they realize that the Supreme Court is unlikely to invalidate a fair and legal election.

I’m not a theologian, but I know God isn’t a partisan who’s going to overturn a free and fair election and miraculously allow a freaking asshole a second term in office. Sorry Michele, but your prayers are as effectual as Giuliani’s farts.

Boss Baby Donald Trump Speaks to the Nation from Behind a Tiny Desk

President Donald Trump finally addressed the country and fielded questions from reporters about his unfounded and delusional allegations about massive election fraud.

Trump spoke to the nation not from the imposing Resolute Desk that’s been used by several presidents to speak to Americans in times of crises, but from a tiny desk that would be perfect for Boss Baby.

A presidential seal that was much too large for such a minuscule desk only highlighted the absurdity of the press conference. Affixing the presidential seal to a comically small desk made as much sense as adoring a Ford Pinto with a Rolls Royce hood ornament.

It’s poetic justice that the Man Baby was banished to the children’s table on Thanksgiving. The Lilliputian desk is symbolic of Trump’s diminished stature; thank God that he didn’t defile the Resolute Desk by using it to rant and rave about his conspiracy theories.

The hashtag #DiaperDon swiftly trended on Twitter, with people mocking Trump for using a puny desk that made him look like a toddler throwing a tantrum. What was he thinking, did he speak from a teeny desk in an attempt to make his itsy-bitsy hands look larger?

The miniature desk also served to emphasize Trump’s huge butt, in fact it looked like he was wearing diapers. It’s not unusual for septuagenarians to suffer from incontinence, and Trump shouldn’t be ashamed of having to wear adult diapers. If fact, he should monetize his incontinence and sell Trump-branded diapers.

One of the last images we will have of the Trump administration is of the stable genius holding court with reporters sitting behind the teensy-weensy desk, how appropriate!

Why Did So Many Hispanics Vote for an Unapologetic Racist Like Trump?

“People were surprised about a lot of Hispanic folks who voted for Trump, but there are a lot of evangelical Hispanics.”

The fact that Trump says racist things about Mexicans or…puts undocumented workers in cages—they think that’s less important than he supports their views on gay marriage or abortion.”

Barack Obama’s comments on the podcast “The Breakfast Club”

The Hispanic vote isn’t monolithic, for example Democrats expect to lose a sizable segment of the Cuban American and Venezuelan American electorate in Florida because these immigrants equate the Democratic Party with the socialism they fled from.

But liberals were shocked by the Latin support the racist-in-chief gained nationwide. For example, in 93-percent Hispanic Zapata County in Texas, he won by six percentage points while Hillary Clinton carried the county in 2016 by 33 percentage points.

Latinos viscerally feel the racism that emanates from the rhetoric and polices of Donald Trump, and are loathe to support a brazen racist, so why did so many Latinos vote for him?

As always Obama is spot on, there are a lot of evangelical Hispanics who voted against their own self-interest and voted for an unapologetic racist who separated children from their parents at the border and put them in cages as a deterrence against crossing the border illegally.

Too many evangelical Hispanics acted irrationally, illogically and immorally by voting for Trump because he’s a homophobe who appointed pro-life judges. Unfortunately, there’s a strong strain of homophobia in the Latin community and Trump’s disdain for gays and lesbian resonated with them, and overrode any concerns about his blatant racism.

The Jesus of Trump and his evangelical sycophants is not the Jesus of the Gospels, and their version of Christianity is not the Christianity of the New Testament. If Hispanic evangelicals, indeed if all evangelicals, abandoned their faux and heretical evangelical faith and embraced true Christianity they would never vote for an immoral and racist reprobate like Trump.

First Order of Business for Joe Biden: Fumigate the White House

When I want to know what’s going on in popular culture, I check out what’s trending on Twitter. When I saw that “fumigate” was trending I immediately knew why that particular word was trending.

Fumigate started trending soon after writer Quancy Clayborne asked in a tweet:

“What’s the first thing the Bidens should do when they enter the White House?”

Let me preface my remarks by stating unequivocally that as sure as night follows day, Joe Biden will be inaugurated and sworn in as president on January 20, 2021 after winning a popular vote and electoral college landslide.

Most Twitter users suggested fumigation as the first step after entering the White House, and it’s an excellent idea. The White House is a coronavirus hot spot as a result of the president’s penchant for staging super spreader events in the People’s House on a regular basis. Many of Trump’s family members, aides, cabinet members, Secret Service agents, and White House employees have been infected by the virus.

Fortunately, the Biden transition team won’t have to purchase bleach, no doubt the White House medicine cabinets and pantries are overflowing with the bleach that Trump and his sycophants consumed as a prophylactic against COVID-19.

The White House also needs to be fumigated because it’s infested with swamp creatures. The Trump administration has been plagued by one scandal after another, and too many rats in Trump’s orbit have been indicted.

I would also suggest Biden sprinkle the White House with holy water, or better yet call in an exorcist to banish the demons that were attracted by the devilish shenanigans of Trump’s born-again cabinet members and aides.

Thank God Trump lost in a landslide, because after eight years of Trump in office, a fumigation wouldn’t be sufficient, the White House would have to be set on fire.

Trump’s Refusal to Concede is Doing Indelible Harm to Our Democracy

As sure as night follows day on January 20, 2021 Joe Biden the winner in a landslide popular and electoral college vote will be inaugurated as the 46th president of the United States.

The question is not whether the dejected and humiliated President Donald Trump is leaving, it’s how much destruction, division and permanent harm to our democracy will he unleash before he finally gets the hook.

Trump’s refusal to acknowledge reality and concede the election, delusional tweets and even more delusional lawsuits are much sound and fury, signifying nothing. I repeat, the president-elect Joe Biden will become president in January.

Trump may be a lame duck, but he retains the powers of the presidency until noon on January 20, 2021, and if you thought his administration pre-election was chaotic and unnerving, his last days will be exponentially worse.

Book of Revelations 12:12:

“Therefore rejoice, ye heavens, and ye that dwell in them. Woe to the inhabiters of the earth and of the sea! for the devil is come down unto you, having great wrath, because he knoweth that he hath but a short time.”

The white evangelical’s false messiah knows that he has a short time left, and he’s consumed with wrath and vengeance and will ramp up his fuckery.

Trump’s failure to grant President-elect Biden access to federal funding and resources to power up his transition ensures that he will have a rocky start to his administration.

The only way to limit Trump’s power to gum up the works and cripple Biden’s first days in power is for Republican congressional leaders and White House administration officials to speak truth to power and demand that he concede defeat and respect the democratic process.

Unfortunately, so far only a handful of GOP senators have congratulated Biden on his victory, and administration officials have abetted Trump’s tomfoolery. For example, Attorney General William Barr told prosecutors they should examine unsupported allegations of voting irregularities and massive voter fraud.

Is it too much to expect Republicans to put democracy above their fear of reprisals from Trump and acknowledge the obvious: Biden won in a landslide, and Trump’s refusal to concede is doing indelible harm to our democracy?

Donald Trump’s Alarming Physical Appearance

Normally I don’t comment on a person’s physical appearance, but when it comes to Donald Trump societal norms don’t apply.

Let’s begin with Trump’s mouth, if a picture of his piehole was used as a Rorschach card, nine out of ten persons would identify it as an anus. If a politician’s mouth looks like a sphincter it sure serve as a warning that anything that emanates from his orifice will be unadulterated bullshit. According to the Washington Post’s Fact Checker Trump lied over 20,000 times during his administration.

Now let’s consider Trump’s complexion, it’s an unnatural orange hue, which brings to mind a hapless fool who fell asleep in a tanning bed or a person suffering from radiation poisoning. If a politician’s face resembles a pumpkin it should be a warning sign that he is toxic and dangerous. Trump is toxic as hell, he has poisoned our political, civic and religious institutions and coarsened public discourse.

The outgoing president has a double chin, and when a layer of fat forms below your chin that’s an indication that you have no self-control and will stuff your face with abandon. Indeed, the stable genius has no self-control when it comes to eating, tweeting, grabbing pussy and just about everything else.

Trump’s urine-colored wispy hair is an aesthetic nightmare that defies physics and is an affront to the Almighty. Word to the wise: If you see someone with such a weird and disturbing hairstyle approaching you: Run! For God’s sake, run away!

Let me end this disturbing contemplation of our impeached president’s physical appearance by considering his tiny, tiny hands. Do I really need to explain or elaborate?

Donald Trump is an Epic Loser

Donald Trump is the poster boy for a failed businessman, despite an inheritance of $60 million from his father, he managed to bankrupt casinos, hotels, and other business enterprises. Trump owes half a billion dollars, and according to most financial analysts his net worth is less than a billion.

Even though Trump is an epic failure as a real estate magnate, he used his publicity machine, friendly relationship with New York tabloids and his outsized personality to convince New Yorkers and most Americans that he was a huge success.

Trump is loser as a businessman and now he will forever be regarded as a loser in the political realm. After Joe Biden’s landslide electoral college and popular vote victory, Trump joins the very short list of incumbent presidents who were rejected by the electorate. In the last 40 years only two presidents, George H W Bush and Jimmy Carter have failed to win reelection.

Loser is Trump’s go-to insult for his opponents and critics, he has called everyone from Mitt Romney to Cher to John McCain to Joe Biden a loser. To make his humiliation complete, Trump lost to a decent and accomplished politician that he derided and denigrated as “the worst candidate in the history of presidential politics.”

It’s little surprise that Trump refuses to acknowledge reality, and admit that he lost the election. This epic loser can continue to tweet and rant that the election was stolen from him, but the truth is that on January 20, 2021 President-elect Joe Biden will be inaugurated and assume the presidency.

Joe Biden Will Restore a Sense of Normalcy to White House by Bringing His Dogs

For four interminable years the White House has been a cesspool of corruption, immorality, deceitfulness, incompetence, and most of all lacking a sense of normalcy.

Unfortunately, the abominable Trump administration wasn’t an aberration, over 71 million Americans voted to reelect the stable genius in spite of his manifest racism and ignorance.

President-elect Joe Biden isn’t a paragon of virtue, but he is a fundamentally decent and normal human being who will take his job as Leader of the Free World seriously and restore dignity to the White House and to our nation.

In a sign that Biden will restore normalcy he is bringing his dogs to the White House. Biden’s German shepherd, Major, will make history as the first rescue dog to live in the White House.

If you don’t count Trump’s lap dog, Mike Pence, the White House has been a dog-free zone during the Trump tenure.

The mongrel dog has been banished by America to his resort in Florida, and the Bidens and their adorable pooches are going to make America Great and Normal Again.

Video of Paula White Praying for Trump Victory Goes Viral

A video of peroxide blond Paula White, Donald Trump’s spiritual adviser, passionately praying for his reelection has gone viral, eliciting over 20 million views on Twitter. The viral video has been remixed more times than a Drake or Cardi B hit single.

In the video, White is heard praying:

“Strike, strike, strike until you have victory, for every enemy that is aligned against you, let there be that we would strike the ground for you will give us victory, God.

For angels are being released right now, angels are being dispatched right now, for angels have even been dispatched from Africa right now, Africa right now, Africa right now, they’re coming here, they’re coming here in the name of Jesus, from South America, they’re coming here…”

White then goes off on an extended riff praying in tongues. It’s hard for a non-theologian like me to discern what is more unadulterated bullshit, when she prophesies that angels from Africa and South America are being dispatched to America to secure the reelection of a president who considers countries in Africa and South America shithole countries or the gibberish that emanates from her mouth when she speaks in tongues.

While White is praying her fool head off on the behalf of Trump a man can be seen nonchalantly walking back and forth across the stage, right behind her. That unidentified man is all of us, we could give a flying fig what nonsense White is uttering.

I’ve had enough of this shit show, once Joe Biden is certified as the winner of the presidential election, I hope that Trump and his white evangelical clowns disappear from the national spotlight.

Kanye West Graciously Concedes Defeat

Kanye West’s enormous ego motivated him to launch a quixotic and improbable presidential run. Unfortunately, the results matched his political naivety and inexperience and not his bi-polar vanity.

Out of about 150 million votes cast he managed to persuade only 60,000 super fans and pranksters to vote for him. Kanye didn’t exceed more than 0.4 of any state’s vote; he wasn’t even a footnote or asterisk in the 2020 presidential campaign.

Ye graciously conceded defeat, and I expect he will now focus his coonery on propping up the most racist president in American history, Donald Trump.

You’d expect these humiliating results to make Kanye give up his presidential ambitions forever, but instead he’s already teasing a 2024 presidential bid. Kanye tweeted: Kanye 2024.

Bye Felicia! Bye Kanye!

Donald Trump and The Rapture

Unlike former presidents Ronald Reagan and George W. Bush, Trump doesn’t believe in evangelical eschatology, or even Christianity in general. Christian morals and beliefs have no place in his all-consuming ambition to make as much money as possible while becoming as famous as possible.

The aforementioned former Republican presidents paid lip service to evangelical concerns during their presidential campaigns, but once they assumed power, they ignored their evangelical brethren.

Trump on the other hand is on a mission from God to make all of the evangelical wet dreams come true, he’s given them almost everything they’ve lusted for: stacking the federal courts with pro-life judges, moving the United States embassy to Jerusalem and filling his administration with Bible thumping fundamentalists.

Trump keeps white evangelical support at a fever pitch by playing to the idea that God has anointed him to be president, and that his fealty to evangelical principles will usher in the End Times.

The short-fingered vulgarian is staking everything on the belief that pandering to white evangelicals will guarantee his reelection. Evangelicals believe that their orange-tinged messiah will usher in the Rapture, that Jesus will rapture them out of this world, and leave the godless liberals, limp-wristed gays and feminist lesbians to face seven years of hell on earth.

Trump’s version of the Rapture would be the Almighty rapturing all winners to a heavenly resort where hookers stroll naked on the streets of gold, and there’s not a person of color in sight.

If Trump is reelected, he will no longer need white evangelicals to remain in power, and he will pray that those useful idiots will be raptured out of this world.

Dump Trump and Evangelical Filth on Dumpster Election Day

“The waxwork museum Madame Tussauds in Berlin loaded its effigy of TV star-turned Republican president Donald Trump into a dumpster on Friday, a move apparently intended to reflect its expectations of next Tuesday’s presidential election.

In what seemed a further calculated insult, the statue of his predecessor and nemesis Barack Obama, who counted Germany’s Chancellor Angela Merkel among his closest allies, remained in place, beaming and besuited.”

Reuters

The wax museum didn’t put away its effigy of Donald Trump in a storeroom or attempt to sell it, they dumped the monstrosity into a dumpster.

This action by the curators of the museum reflects their expectation that the incumbent will lose, and it also expresses their desire to spare their customers from looking at the likeness of the despised despot.

On Tuesday Americans will symbolically dump the short-fingered vulgarian into a dumpster, all signs point to a Joe Biden landslide. Our long national nightmare will soon be over, and I seriously doubt there will be any schools or public buildings named after him. I wish the crime boss was tossed into a dumpster and taken to a landfill.

Unfortunately, Trump isn’t the only one who should be thrown into a dumpster, his White House staff, the Republican senators and congresspeople who enabled him and the Fox News reporters who propped him up also belong in a landfill.

As well as the millions of white evangelicals who voted him into office, and have stood by him throughout his tenure chock full of racist and unchristian actions. A landfill full of garbage in the perfect place for the toxic message of white evangelicals. The rats and other vermin that thrive in landfills are the only creatures who just be exposed to the racist perverted Gospel message of evangelicals.

I beg my fellow Americans, please join me in taking out the garbage this Tuesday, and remember our work is not done until we get rid of the evangelical filth as well.

Trump Has a Snowball’s Chance in Hell of Being Reelected

President Donald Trump’s has a snowball’s chance in hell of winning reelection. A televangelist has a better chance of making Trump’s tiny presidential pecker grow a couple of inches by placing his hands on it. A magician has a better chance of pulling an orange rabbit out of his fat ass. A hair stylist has a better chance turning Trump’s combover from hell into a normal looking hairdo. Jenny Craig has a better chance of convincing Trump to lose weight by exercising and eating healthy and balanced meals. A communications expert has a better chance of turning the functional illiterate into an orator. Pinocchio has a better chance of persuading the pathological liar that honesty matters. In other words, I would stake my life savings, indeed my life on my strong conviction that not only will Trump lose, but he will lose in a landslide.

With just five days to go, Trump is still down about nine points nationally, and more significantly he’s behind in almost all the swing states. Trump squandered his campaign war chest, and Biden is outspending him by a huge margin in the battleground states. The election is a referendum on Trump, and more specifically how he has handled the coronavirus. As the election quickly approaches the coronavirus is spiking throughout the nation, making any chances of Trump winning slim to none, and slim just left town. Almost 80 million people have already voted; Trump’s defeat is baked in the cake.

It’s Not Election Day That Keeps Me Up at Night, It’s the Post-Election Period. God Knows what a Humiliated Trump Will Do

Politicians, pundits and the general public is worried President Donald Trump won’t accept a Joe Biden win and refuse to leave the White House. Because of the huge absentee and mail-in vote this presidential cycle, some pundits are predicting that a winner may not be declared until days or even weeks after the election, giving Trump an excuse to prematurely declare victory.

In a close election it’s not unusual for a winner to be declared until all the votes are counted which may be days after the election. But I don’t think we have to worry about that scenario, Joe Biden has a significant lead in the national polls, and more importantly a lead in most of the battleground states. Democrats are still in a state of shock over the 2016 defeat of Hillary Clinton, and they are reluctant to admit that all signs point to a Biden landslide victory.

The pertinent question is what will the stable genius do with the final 77 days of his presidency after he loses?

If even presidents who care about their legacies and abide by democratic norms take suspect actions in the closing weeks of their presidencies, what will a president who thrives on chaos and controversy do during his lame duck period?

In the last days of his administration George H.W. Bush pardoned officials behind the Iran-Contra scandal, and in his last days Bill Clinton pardoned financier Mark Rich, a controversial action that dogged him for decades. Trump will go pardon crazy, pardoning himself and preemptively pardoning members of his crime family.

There’s no telling what havoc Trump will unleash in the weeks after his humiliating loss, his tiny hand will be itching to push the red button on his desk.

It’s not the election that keeps me up at night it’s the post-election period when a furious and humiliated Trump who has nothing left to lose still has all the powers of the presidency.

Trump Has No Regrets About How He Has Handled Pandemic

In a recent interview with Sinclair Broadcasting Group’s Eric Bolling, the Trump-friendly reporter asked the president:

“With COVID, is there anything that you think you could have done differently, if you had a mulligan or a do-over on one aspect of the way you handled it, what would it be.?”

The coronavirus pandemic is the most important issue facing the electorate, and polls show that a majority of voters think Trump hasn’t taken the pandemic seriously.

Trump could have acted against type, expressed a little humility and promised to do more to mitigate the pandemic. Instead faced with a raging virus that has killed almost 230,000, he nonchalantly replied: Not much.

Not much, said the stable genius who is loathe to admit any mistake.

Not much, said the sociopath who is unable to sympathize with the millions of Americans who have been severely affected by the pandemic.

Not much, said the fucking moron who doesn’t have much of a plan for winning the war on the coronavirus.

Not much is the strategy that Trump has employed to deal with the greatest crisis of his administration. He hasn’t done much to encourage Americans to wear masks. He hasn’t done much to increase testing. He hasn’t done much to give a platform to the scientists and physicians of his own coronavirus response team. He hasn’t done much to encourage citizens to practice social distancing. He hasn’t done much to encourage us to avoid large crowds.

Instead the super spreader-in-chief mocks politicians and reporters who wear masks, ridicules his own medical experts, and holds super spreader campaign events in states hit hard by the virus.

Because Trump hasn’t done much about the coronavirus, he will be defeated in a landslide next Tuesday.