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Kamala Harris Needs to Lose Her Nervous Cackle

Allow me to preface my remarks by stipulating that I’m a progressive whose first choice for president was Kamala Harris, unfortunately when it was my turn to vote in the Virginia primary she had already dropped out of the race.

Vice President Kamala Harris is one heartbeat away from becoming commander-in-chief, and you don’t have to be an expert at reading actuarial tables to recognize that the chances she’ll succeed the 78-year-old Joe Biden as president before 2024 are pretty good.

With that in mind, Harris needs to step up her game, immediately. Biden hasn’t done Harris any favors by appointing her as the administration’s go-to-person for stemming the flow of migration from Central America.

Harris has totally botched her role as the immigration czar. In an interview with Lester Holt, the NBC anchor asked her why she hadn’t yet visited the southern border.

“At some point, you know, we are going to the border,” Harris responded. “We’ve been to the border. So, this whole, this whole, this whole thing about the border. We’ve been to the border. We’ve been to the border.”

Holt, to his credit, fact-checked her by stating: “You haven’t been to the border.”

“I, and I haven’t been to Europe,” Harris replied to Holt, with a nervous cackle.

What can we gleam from this ill-fated interview?

Harris needs to recognize the obvious: The situation on the border is a genuine crisis, and she needs to visit the damn border.

Harris needs to be better prepared for interviews, even with reporters who are predisposed to be friendly to the Biden administration.

Harris needs to lose the cackle, post-haste. It’s useful to break out in a cackle if you’re impersonating Hillary Clinton or if you’re auditioning to play the Wicked Witch of the East, otherwise cackling is a career killer.

The only role Harris is auditioning for is commander-in-chief, and a nervous cackle is ill-suited for that critical role.

Kamala Harris Campaigns in Georgia: ‘2020 Ain’t Over Until Jan. 5’

Vice President-elect Kamala Harris campaigned in Georgia on Monday for Senate Democratic candidates Jon Ossoff and Rev. Raphael Warnock.

At an outdoor drive-in rally in Columbus, she uttered the all-time worst campaign slogan, “As far as I’m concerned 2020 ain’t over until January 5.” (the day of the Georgia Senate runoff elections.)

The year 2020 has been brutal: wildfires raged out of control in California, earthquakes shook up Puerto Rico, hurricanes devastated Florida and the gulf coast, civil unrest in cities from coast to coast, the coronavirus pandemic killed over 320,000 persons and the unrelenting disaster that is Donald Trump.

Sen. Harris, we understand that it’s crucial that the Democratic Senate hopefuls win if Joe Biden is going to have any chance to enact his agenda and undo the damage Trump has wreaked after four years in office, but as far as we’re concerned 2020 is over on December 31 at the stroke of midnight.

Even teetotalers and members of Mothers Against Drunk Drivers will get plastered on New Year’s Eve, we can’t wait for this cursed year to be over.

According to Sen. Harris’ logic 2020 won’t be over until January 20, 2021 when Joe Biden is inaugurated as the 46th President of the United States.

It is sheer insanity to extend 2020 by five days or 20 days; I’m getting my drink on December 31 to celebrate the end of the worst year in human history.

I love Sen. Harris and she was my choice for president, but I can understand why her presidential campaign failed to get off the ground. Her campaign slogans are simply awful.

Herman Cain Tweets From Beyond the Grave to Attack Joe Biden and Kamala Harris

“Although former GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain died from coronavirus in July, his Twitter account issued two posthumous attacks on Joe Biden and his running mate, Kamala Harris, on Wednesday and Thursday, appearing to make good on the Cain family’s vow to use his platforms ‘to share the information and ideas he believed in.’”

Forbes.Com

The Cain family is beneath contempt, they are using their dead daddy’s (Our Uncle Tom) Twitter account to attack Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.

Herman Cain shucked and jived, tap danced and performed all sorts of coonery and buffoonery in service of his Massa Donald Trump. But the Cain family and the political operatives who are managing his Twitter feed to send out zombie tweets just won’t let the devil rest in peace.

If Herman Cain could speak from beyond the grave, he’d probably tweet something like this:

I didn’t wear a mask when I attended the Tulsa MAGA rally because I didn’t want to offend Trump; I caught the virus and I am now burning in hell for my sins. Don’t be like me: wear a mask, don’t vote for Trump and don’t be an Uncle Tom.

It’s a nightmare seeing a posthumous Herman Cain tweet, but imagine how horrible it would be to see Trump tweet from beyond the grave. With a demon ramming hot coal up his ass, Trump’s tweets from hell would be even more toxic than they are now, if that’s possible.

Ari Fleischer: ‘Kamala Harris Just Not That Historically Exciting to African Americans’

Senator Kamala Harris the presumptive Democratic vice-presidential nominee is the first African American and first Asian American to be chosen as the running mate of a major party’s presidential candidate.

Sen. Harris is eminently qualified to serve as vice-president and she’s ready to be president from day one if anything, God forbid, should happen to Joe Biden. She has a distinguished resume: District Attorney of San Francisco, Attorney General of California and the United States Senator from the Golden State.

Republicans are having a hard time finding a line of attack against Harris, witness Ari Fleischer’s feeble attempt to tarnish her:

“She’s just not that historically exciting to African Americans, she certainly wasn’t during the primary.”

Fleisher served as White House Press Secretary for former president George W. Bush, and he’s currently a fluffer for Donald Trump and a paid talking head for Fox News.

Fleischer has the charisma of a wilted head of cabbage and his white bread commentary will induce even an insomniac to sleep. Fleisher isn’t exciting to African Americans, Jewish Americans or any sentient being for that matter. The only exciting thing about Fleischer is wondering if he takes off his glass eye when he sleeps.

STFU Fleischer! Kamala Harris is a hell of a lot more exciting than Trump’s running mate Mike Pence. I’m sick to death of that evangelical freak who calls his wife “Mother” and his boss “Daddy.”

Who Do You Think Biden Will Select As His Running Mate? Kamala Harris, Elizabeth Warren or Amy Klobuchar?

Joe Biden is the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee, there’s only one other contender still standing, Sen. Bernie Sanders. But the stubborn socialist is more likely to die of a heart attack or to be incapacitated by a stroke in the next few months that he is to overtake Biden’s insurmountable delegate lead.

The only debate is over who Biden will pick as his running mate – and what criteria he should employ to make that most crucial decision.

Biden has pledged to choose a woman, but what else is he looking for in a running mate?

Biden may be tempted to choose Sen. Elizabeth Warren to entice progressives to join his moderate presidential campaign, but that would be a huge mistake. Biden, 77, has one foot on a gaffe and the other foot on the grave, and the last thing he should do is pick a fellow septuagenarian. Besides the only demographic that Warren will add is faux Native Americans and they compromise less than .00001 percent of the electorate.

Biden would be well-advised to pick a younger woman as his vice-presidential nominee, but not too young lest the notoriously handsy old pervert be unable to keep from groping her.

Sen. Catherine Cortez Masto is a dark horse and selecting a Latina would inject his campaign with energy and excitement, but she’s not a national name and barely known outside of Nevada.

Sen. Amy Klobuchar is often mentioned as a likely nominee, but she’s too moderate, too bland and too weird (using a comb instead of a fork to eat salads) and she will add nothing to the ticket besides her vagina.

Former Georgia House Minority Leader Stacey Abrams name is reportedly in the mix, she’s female and black, but unfortunately, she’s too inexperienced. Her time will come, but it won’t be in 2020.

Sen. Kamala Harris presidential campaign withered on the vine fairly quickly, but at 55 she’s the right age and she’s the right color. In South Carolina African Americans resurrected Biden’s presidential campaign, and he would be wise to shown his appreciation by choosing a black woman as his running mate.

It usually doesn’t matter whom a presidential candidate chooses as his running mate, but not this time. If Biden doesn’t die in office, he might become too mental unfit (senile) and it’s imperative that he chooses a woman with gravitas, experience and wisdom.

Kamala Harris Eviscerates Donald Trump Jr on Twitter

There is no love lost between Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Kamala Harris and the pathetic joke of a president Donald Trump. The Twitter feud between Harris and Trump rivals that between Rosie O’Donnell and the stable genius. Harris has demanded that Trump’s twitter account be suspended, saying that “Others have had their accounts suspend for less offensive behavior.”

Donald Trump’s idiot son Donald Trump Jr. came to his daddy’s defense tweeting:

“Why is Kamala Harris the only person that laughs at her jokes… always way to long and way too hard?” The most disingenuous person in politics… after Hillary.”

I don’t know about Harris being the most disingenuous person in politics after Hillary, but they both have a penchant for laughing apropos of nothing. A journalist may ask Harris a serious question about policy and Harris will burst into laughter, leaving the reporter bewildered and viewers wondering what she’s been smoking.

Harris may be the only one who laughs at her own imaginary joke, but the entire nation is laughing at the all too real joke that is Donald Trump.

Harris absolutely torched Junior with her response:

“You wouldn’t know a joke if one raised you.”

Donnie would be well-advised never again to tangle on Twitter with Harris. Harris destroyed Trump Jr., and that’s no joke.

Kamala Harris Compares Donald Trump to the Wizard of Oz, the ‘Small Dude’

“Kamala Harris prompted laughter from the audience during Thursday night’s primary debate by likening Trump to the ‘small dude’ behind the curtain in ‘The Wizard of Oz.’ ‘Donald Trump, in office, on trade policy … he reminds me of that guy in ‘The Wizard of Oz,’ you know, when you pull back the curtain, it’s a really small dude,’ she said, referring to the title character.”

The Hill

Dorothy, the Tin Man, the Cowardly Lion, the Scarecrow and Toto’s journey down the Yellow Brick Road finally ends in the Emerald City of Oz. They hear a loud booming voice as if the Wizard of Oz was a Greek deity speaking from Mount Olympus, commanding them to come back another time. But Toto rips open the curtain, and the mighty Wizard of Oz is exposed as an ineffectual little man. Like any con artist worth his salt the Wiz doesn’t come clean right away, instead continuing to bellow over the loudspeaker:  Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.

Trump huffs and puffs as if he were a ferocious wolf but, he’s a little piglet with tiny fingers. We should pay no attention to the man behind the curtain, he isn’t the greatest president since the late great Abraham Lincoln, and he isn’t a populist hero making America Great Again. He’s a racist, a short-fingered vulgarian, and a fucking moron.  

The pompous buffoon certainly reminds us of the Wizard of Oz, but he also bears a striking resemblance to two other characters in that iconic movie.

Trump frequently brags about his supposedly high IQ, and he refers to himself as a “stable genius”, but his head is as bereft of a brain as the Scarecrow.

The Cowardly lion is a big bully who tries to bite little Toto, but cries like a little bitch when Dorothy slaps him. Trump tries to portray himself as an alpha dog, the king of the jungle, but never let us forget he’s the coward who avoided the Vietnam War by claiming he had bone spurs.

The Wizard didn’t deserve to rule over the Emerald City of Oz and Trump doesn’t deserve to be the President of the United States. Pay no attention to Trump’s lies and boasts and kick him to the curb on November 2020.

Read More: https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/461393-harris-keeps-up-little-dude-attack-on-trump-after-debate

Time’s Up for Doddering Joe Biden

In spite of a series of gaffes and missteps in the last couple of weeks Joe Biden entered the first debate of the primary season as the clear frontrunner.

Biden felt emboldened by the heretical belief shared by most Democrats that the Democratic presidential hopefuls shouldn’t attack each other lest they weaken the eventual nominee. But politics ain’t beanbag and the natural order reasserted itself as the first debate saw most of the candidates takings swipes at the consensus leader.

But it wasn’t Bernie Sanders as expected who dealt the fatal blow, it was Kamala Harris who eviscerated the old doddering politician in a calm and strategic manner. “I do not believe you are a racist,” Harris told Biden, as she unveiled her attack, preemptively protecting herself from attacks by his supporters that she was accusing Obama’s veep of being a racist. She went on to say “it’s personal and it was actually hurtful to hear you talk about the reputations of two United States Senators who built their reputations and career on the segregation of race in this country.”

Throughout Harris’ scolding Biden had the chastened look of a Catholic schoolboy being reprimanded by a nun brandishing a ruler. Biden’s response is inconsequential and irrelevant, Harris did to Biden what Lloyd Bentsen did to Dan Quayle.

The most humiliating experience in Biden’s political career could have been avoided if he had simply apologized and admitted he made a mistake immediately after invoking segregationists as an example of being able to get along with everyone. Refusing to apologize only works for one politician, namely Donald Trump, because his base will forgive him for anything, literally anything.

“Anyway, my time is up,” Biden said, as he finished his dramatic interaction with Harris. He obviously meant that his allotted time from NBC moderators was up, but the television audience was thinking: Your time is up, you doddering old fool! We need a young, preferably minority woman to face off against Trump.

When a Democrat running for president invokes segregationists as an example of getting along with political foes his time is up! When a Democratic politician uses states’ rights to defend his position on busing his time is up. When a presidential hopeful is 76-years-old and seemingly incapable of speaking coherently his time is up!