Mar-a-Lago New Year’s Eve Party a Disaster: Trump Left Early But All the Freaks Showed Up Including Rudy Giuliani, Vanilla Ice, Berlin, Tiffany Trump and Jeanine Pirro

Guests at Mar-a-Lago paid upwards of $1,000 for the dubious privilege of bringing in the New Year basking in the presence of Donald Trump. But the stable genius made an early exit, for fear of turning in to a pumpkin at midnight? Hello, he’s already a scary looking pumpkin from the pit of hell.

No official explanation for the President’s early departure from Mar-a-Lago was given, but methinks he returned to the White House early to devote his remaining days to stealing the election from Joe Biden.

Disappointed guests were left to party with the likes of Trump’s personal lawyer and international laughing stock, Rudy Giuliani. How thrilling, who wouldn’t want to savor Rudy’s toxic farts and wipe brown sweat from his brow.

Daddy’s favorite girl Ivanka Trump wasn’t in attendance, but Tiffany Trump who the president couldn’t tell from a living room lamp was in the house.

Performers who were one-hit wonders decades ago,Vanilla Ice and Berlin, performed from the ballroom’s main stage. Fox News host Judge Jeanine Pirro, who was in attendance, probably threw her granny panties on the stage. Lucky Vanilla Ice, he hasn’t scored since 1990.

Personalities from the right-wing television network OANN were also in the house; I won’t bother to mention them by name because you wouldn’t recognize them.

Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump mingled among the guests with their respective significant others, Kimberly Guilfoyle and Lara Trump. The thrill of a lifetime to dance the Electric Slide with Stepford Wives, Kimberly and Lara.

Ain’t no party like a Mar-a-Lago party, because a Mar-a-Lago party don’t stop until all the freaks have infected each other with COVID.

Dear God, I’m so glad I was nowhere near Mar-a-Lago on New Year’s Eve.

Eminem Furious Donald Trump is Ignoring His Anti-Trump Rants

“Eminem shook the digital sphere when he spit his hard-hitting cypher during the BET Hip Hop Awards. The internet erupted in celebration when Em dropped a few bars throwing shots at Donald Trump, but it seems that everyone took notice of the Detroit artists cypher – except for Donnie himself. And according to a new interview with Shade 45, Eminem isn`t too pleased about it.

During his recent interview, Eminem expressed his frustrations with Trump ignoring his BET freestyle. `I was and still am extremely angry,` the `Walk on Water` artist said. `I can`t stand that motherf**ker. I feel like he`s not paying attention to me. I was kind of waiting for him to say something and for some reason, he didn`t say anything.`”


With all due respect, Jessica McKinney, the writer of this article is full of shi*, the Internet didn`t erupt in celebration when Em`s (who the hell calls him “Em” besides his groupies?) freestyle rap was aired on BET. The ageing rapper was mercilessly criticized for trying to jump-start his moribund career with his lame rap performance.

Trump never misses an opportunity to respond with vitriol on Twitter when he`s attacked, if the critic has any relevance. In the last couple of years I`ve written over 200 anti-Trump articles, but Trump hasn`t counter-punched me on Twitter because I`m just an insignificant blogger from Central Virginia. Eminem can blast Trump until the cows come home but Trump isn`t going to react because Eminem is as relevant as Vanilla Ice.

Whenever Snoop Dogg ridicules Trump he immediately reacts on Twitter because even though Snoop has been in the rap game a lot longer than Eminem he`s still a driving force in the rap game. Unlike Eminem Snoop is black, and Trump prefers to engage with blacks, his base eats it up whenever he puts down any black celebrity.

Eminem can appropriate black culture all he wants to, but he`s still a white middle-aged millionaire, and there`s no incentive for Trump to tango with him.

Eminem isn`t going to have any relevance until he`s dead, he should produce and release another anti-Trump rant and then commit suicide. Then and only then will people be talking about Em again.

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