Donald Trump is an Epic Loser

Donald Trump is the poster boy for a failed businessman, despite an inheritance of $60 million from his father, he managed to bankrupt casinos, hotels, and other business enterprises. Trump owes half a billion dollars, and according to most financial analysts his net worth is less than a billion.

Even though Trump is an epic failure as a real estate magnate, he used his publicity machine, friendly relationship with New York tabloids and his outsized personality to convince New Yorkers and most Americans that he was a huge success.

Trump is loser as a businessman and now he will forever be regarded as a loser in the political realm. After Joe Biden’s landslide electoral college and popular vote victory, Trump joins the very short list of incumbent presidents who were rejected by the electorate. In the last 40 years only two presidents, George H W Bush and Jimmy Carter have failed to win reelection.

Loser is Trump’s go-to insult for his opponents and critics, he has called everyone from Mitt Romney to Cher to John McCain to Joe Biden a loser. To make his humiliation complete, Trump lost to a decent and accomplished politician that he derided and denigrated as “the worst candidate in the history of presidential politics.”

It’s little surprise that Trump refuses to acknowledge reality, and admit that he lost the election. This epic loser can continue to tweet and rant that the election was stolen from him, but the truth is that on January 20, 2021 President-elect Joe Biden will be inaugurated and assume the presidency.

Trump Has a Snowball’s Chance in Hell of Being Reelected

President Donald Trump’s has a snowball’s chance in hell of winning reelection. A televangelist has a better chance of making Trump’s tiny presidential pecker grow a couple of inches by placing his hands on it. A magician has a better chance of pulling an orange rabbit out of his fat ass. A hair stylist has a better chance turning Trump’s combover from hell into a normal looking hairdo. Jenny Craig has a better chance of convincing Trump to lose weight by exercising and eating healthy and balanced meals. A communications expert has a better chance of turning the functional illiterate into an orator. Pinocchio has a better chance of persuading the pathological liar that honesty matters. In other words, I would stake my life savings, indeed my life on my strong conviction that not only will Trump lose, but he will lose in a landslide.

With just five days to go, Trump is still down about nine points nationally, and more significantly he’s behind in almost all the swing states. Trump squandered his campaign war chest, and Biden is outspending him by a huge margin in the battleground states. The election is a referendum on Trump, and more specifically how he has handled the coronavirus. As the election quickly approaches the coronavirus is spiking throughout the nation, making any chances of Trump winning slim to none, and slim just left town. Almost 80 million people have already voted; Trump’s defeat is baked in the cake.