Fortunately, Hitler didn’t have any children, he didn’t leave a clueless daughter behind to tout her daddy’s accomplishments: he made Germany great again, he made the trains run on time, he cleansed society of weaklings and misfits …

Unfortunately, Trump has five children from three marriages: Don Jr., Ivanka, and Eric Trump with Ivana Trump; Tiffany Trump with Marla Maples; and Barron Trump with First Lady Melania Trump.

Don Jr and Eric Trump are as empty-headed and loquacious as their father and no doubt they will continue to brag about the president’s perceived accomplishments long after the Grim Reaper has taken him to hell.

Trump frequently brags about the physical attractiveness of Ivanka, and dad’s favorite girl has returned the favor by tweeting about his accomplishments, borrowing from a list from the White House website:

https://www.whitehouse.gov/trump-administration-accomplishments/

You can read the list and decide for yourself how many are really accomplishments and not flat-out lies, exaggerations or the opposite of an accomplishment.

With only days left before loser Trump leaves office, Ivanka would have been well-advised to apologize for her father’s horrific errors in judgement instead of bragging about his supposed achievements.

History may devote a few pages to the stock market’s resurgence during Trump’s administration, but volumes will be written about his catastrophic response to the coronavirus pandemic, his sexual assault of dozens of women, his two impeachments, his embrace of white nationalism, his ongoing promotion of conspiracy theories regarding the 2020 election, and his general all-around fuckery.

Ivanka, just shut the hell up. How I wish you were banished from social media, just like your father.