After months of
being roundly criticized for not visiting American troops in a war zone,
Donald Trump, with Melania in tow, made a surprise visit to Iraq
December 26.
Trump treated his trip like a campaign stop, complete with a campaign stump speech full of lies and tomfoolery.
As
usual Melania didn`t say or do anything of consequence, and as usual
reporters had nothing to comment us besides her usual strange outfits.
Homegirl
made quite an entrance when she descended from Air Force One wearing a
green coat and skin-tight nude colored leather pants.
Thank God her hideous green coat covered her crotch area, the world was spared the sight of the Mother of All Camel Toes.
Forgive me, I apologize for being so disrespectful. I apologize to camels everywhere for comparing the first lady to them.
Donald Trump has
always yearned to be the alpha dog, but it`s difficult to be the top dog
when he`s been neutered by his cowardice.
He`s
like a lap dog who barks ferociously when he`s safely ensconced in the
lap of his owner, but cowers at the slightest sound when he`s by
himself.
Trump
earned worldwide fame as the head honcho in “The Apprentice,” in the
make-believe world of reality TV he dispatched contestants with his
trademark phrase: You`re Fired!
But
in the real world the presidential poodle doesn`t have the gonads to
fire anyone in person, he always delegates that unpleasant task to one
of his subordinates.
In
the presence of dictators with balls of steel like Russian President
Vladimir Putin, Cadet Bone Spurs becomes obsequious and servile.
It
took our fearless leader almost two years to summon up the courage to
visit soldiers in a war zone, and he probably wouldn`t have made the
trip to Iraq without his wife by his side holding his tiny hand.
Out
commander-in-chief has frequently boasted that he was ready to serve
during the Vietnam War, but he obtained a medical deferment to keep him
from being drafted.
The
New York Times recently reported that Trump was diagnosed with bone
spurs by a podiatrist as a favor to Trump`s dad, who was his landlord.
Trump
is such a sniveling coward that I`m betting that once the Mueller
Report is released, and it shows there`s overwhelming evidence that
he`s guilty of several felonies, including conspiring with Russia, he
won`t have the stomach to fight impeachment and he will resign.
“The
lama serves its meowjesty, giving the insolent cat a ride during cold
showy weather so the kitty doesn`t freeze its paws.”
Sputnik
Felines
demand to be treated like royalty, they expect gourmet cat food,
spotless litter boxes, and frequent petting. If we are properly servile
and obsequious they might reward us with a meow or a purr.
But
it turns out that cats treat all animals with disdain, this insolent
kitty is riding on top of a llama during a snowy day so she won`t
freeze her paws.
Some things never change, the ancient Egyptians considered cats deities, and we`re still treating them like gods.
Check out the video, I don`t detect an ounce of gratitude in the cat`s expression.
If you ask me
there`s no mystery about Melania Knauss, she`s a former nude model who
struck faux gold when she married real estate magnate Donald Trump.
But her life before she became Trump`s third trophy wife is shrouded in mystery.
We know that soon after she stopped wearing a training bra she started her modeling career, but is she a college graduate?
We
know that up until Trump`s shocking election victory her personal
website claimed that she obtained a degree in design and architecture
at an unnamed university in Slovenia.
We should take anything Melania says with a grain of salt, she`s as well acquainted with the truth as her husband.
The
truth is that Melania dropped out of the University of Ljubljana in
Slovenia after one year to dedicate herself to her nude modeling
career. At least she didn`t claim that she graduated from Trump
University, she may not be a college graduate but she`s not that dumb.
Melania
was forced to update her site to read “paused her studies to advance
her modeling career in Milan and Paris.” Another Trumpian lie, she
never resumed her studies and there`s no proof that she ever sashayed
down a catwalk in Paris or Milan.
It`s
frequently reported that she`s fluent in five languages: Slovene,
English, German, Serbian and French, but I bet that the only thing she
can say in German, Serbian and French is “Yes, Mr. Millionaire I`d love
to see your hotel room.” Think about it, she`s been in America for
decades, but she speaks in broken English.
It`s
obvious Melania isn`t a fluent English speaker, and she can barely
write in English, which explains why she has a penchant for
plagiarizing the speeches of Michelle Obama.
There is as much mystery to Melania as there is about your favorite Russian topless bartender at a strip club.
Donald Trump spoke
to children whose calls to NORAD had been patched through to the White
House lines – there`s no way the Stable Genius can screw up this
photo-op, right?
In
front of a crackling fire and between two Christmas trees even a
Grinch like Trump should have been filled with the Christmas spirit.
But in a Christmas Eve call, Trump asked 7-year-old Coleman whether she still believes in Santa Claus.
“Are you still a believer in Santa? Because at 7, it`s marginal, right?” Trump asked Coleman.
If
a seven-year-old child calls a Santa Claus hotline, you don`t have to
be a Stable Genius to deduce that the wee innocent still believes in
Santa.
Dear God let`s hope that calls to a suicide prevention hotline aren`t routed to the Oval Office, for another photo-op.
I can only imagine the conversation as Trump takes a call from a teenager contemplating suicide:
Justin from San Francisco: I can`t do anything right! What`s the point? I really want to kill myself!
Trump:
Jump off the Golden Gate Bridge you freaking loser! No big loss, I
doubt a liberal loser like you was planning on voting for me in 2020
anyway.
Yes,
Coleman, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as crass
commercialism and greed exists in this capitalist state. Go to a mall,
if one still exists in your town, and you will see me there.
Merry Christmas to little Coleman and to all my readers! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
According to
Christian tradition the seven deadly sins are: envy, gluttony, greed or
avarice, lust, pride, sloth, and wrath. But white evangelicals, many of
whom are obese, proud of their sanctimoniousness, envious of their
more well-heeled mainline Protestant brethren, and angry with anyone
who doesn`t worship Trump, think that sexual sin is the mother of all
sin.
They
consider a Christian, especially a woman, caught in sexual
transgression the lowest form of sinner. They demonize gays and
lesbians, and treat them like trash, even though Jesus Christ never
condemned homosexuality, or even mentioned gays. Jesus apparently
wasn`t bothered that people might think he was gay, because he spent
every day and night during his ministry living with twelve male
apostles.
About
80 percent of white evangelicals voted for Trump in 2016, and in spite
of the Stormy Daniels scandal, and his affairs with other women of
ill-repute there has been no erosion of support.
You
won`t hear any televangelist or minister rail against Trump and his
many sexual transgressions, and you won`t hear any layperson bemoan the
short-fingered vulgarian`s sexual escapades.
White
evangelicals frequently proclaim that the Bible tells us to pray for
our leaders, and that we should pray for Trump. But they never pray for
Trump to repent of his predatory sexual behavior, his greed and mean
spirit, instead they pray that the Almighty would continue to bless
him. As if God would bless an unrepentant sinner who takes pride in his
sins, sexual or otherwise.
Damn Donald Trump and his white evangelical enablers, gays will sashay
through the Pearly Gates while they will be greeted in hell by demons
with an insatiable appetite for sodomizing religious hypocrites.
America is still
nominally a Christian nation, but the future is secular and based on
science and algorithms, and the advent of Artificial Intelligence will
eclipse faith in deities based on holy books.
But
Christian beliefs and rituals still permeate our culture, and there in
no nation on Earth where Christianity is more accepted and welcomed
than America.
During
the holiday season you can`t turn on the TV or radio, pick up a
magazine or click on a Web site without being bombarded with a chorus
of “Merry Christmas” and other tidings of religious expression.
But
evangelicals, perhaps because they see secularism and other faiths
gaining ground, claim that there`s a war on Christmas. The claim is
preposterous and it requires a giant leap of faith and a keg of beer to
believe and promulgate the conspiracy theory.
Donald
Trump will do anything to cater to his evangelical base that elected
him president, and therefore he has fashioned himself as the leading
protector of Christmas.
Franklin
Graham says that President Trump`s encouragement of Americans to
publicly celebrate Christmas has emboldened people to fight back when
the holiday is censored.
“When
the president takes a stand like saying `Merry Christmas,` this
emboldens others to take a stand just like the president`s… to fight
back.”
Trump
is a cross between the Grinch, Ebenezer Scrooge and Baby Huey, and the
spectacle of the president as a crusader for Christmas makes me want
to vomit.
Trump, Graham and white evangelicals can stuff their phony war on Christmas up their nether regions.
This
white evangelical-hating liberal has no problem saying “Merry
Christmas.” I wish all of my readers, of all religious persuasions, a
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
“If
Mike Pence is so inclined, he has a seat reserved for him to watch
Broadway`s The Prom, the new Broadway musical that made history in
November by giving the Macy`s Thanksgiving Day Parade its first
televised same-sex kiss ever.
The
vice president, who has taken multiple anti-LGBT positions over the
years, has been personally invited to watch the show that follows a
lesbian girl`s efforts to take her girlfriend to prom in Indiana. In
fact, the location was specifically chosen because it is Pence`s home
state, according to The Prom`s co-writer and lyricist Chad Beguelin.
People
Mike
Pence`s meticulously cut hairstyle is favored by a maître d`hôtel at a
restaurant that caters to an exclusively gay clientele and a
receptionist at a gay bathhouse, naturally there are rumors that the
virulently anti-gay politician is a latent homosexual.
Pence
famously calls his wife “Mother,” a clear indication that he doesn`t
think of her in sexual terms. If Pence succeeds Trump as president I
wouldn`t be surprised if everyone in his cabinet looked like a pool boy
at a gay resort.
In
November 2016, Pence was booed by a Broadway audience when he went to
see Hamilton with his family, he might have reservations about
attending another Broadway show.
I
doubt Pence will attend considering “The Prom” features lesbians
kissing, if the show featured gay hunks locking lips he would find an
excuse to attend. He could always leave when the male leads lock lips,
and explain to his evangelical base that he watched the hit Broadway
show only to make a statement against gay sexuality.
Pence
should do the right thing and come out of the closet and become a
champion for gay rights. It would be a shame if he spent the rest of
his life in his prayer closet getting real intimate with his male
prayer partners.
This
is a link to photos and videos of felines peacefully nesting in
Christmas trees. Looking at these image will fill you with the
Christmas spirit up the wazoo.
Unfortunately,
in real life a cat will nestle in a Xmas tree only after he has bit
all the Christmas lights and littered your living room with tinsel.
I`ve
owned cats all my adult life, and I learned decades ago that if you
own one of these mischievous critters don`t even try setting up a
Christmas tree.
But by all means enjoy these stress-relieving images of kitties nestling in Christmas trees. You might also enjoy pics of unicorns with butterflies streaming out of their rear ends.
Melania Trump just
posted this year`s official White House Christmas portrait, and
there`s nothing homey or Christmassy about it.
I`m not a photographer, I can`t even take a decent selfie, but I can spot a bad photo when I see one.
The image has a surreal non-human quality, I wonder if the photographer was the famous Sophia the Robot.
The presidential couple looks two dimensional, almost like cardboard cutouts.
They
are looking at the camera with big smiles, obviously the smiles aren`t
a result of the warmth of their relationship, but the automatic reflex
of politicians facing cameras.
They are holding hands, something Melania is loath to do with her husband, maybe the holding hands was photoshopped.
Melania`s
infamous blood-red Christmas trees are nowhere to be seen, they posed
in a room with normal-looking Christmas trees, except for the
disturbing fact that the red Christmas balls aren`t hanging from the
trees but are littered around the stumps.
The
couple`s son, Barron, is not pictured, he was probably hanging out
with a Secret Service agent or whoever is responsible for raising him.
The image is devoid of any religious symbolism: no Baby Jesus, manger scene or any other traditional Christian object.
Trump doesn`t even pretend to be an evangelical, no problem though, his white evangelical base still worships him.
I found myself unconsciously making the sign of the cross after looking at this execrable photograph.
“President
Donald Trump ordered the creation of Space Command on Tuesday, a move
the administration is labeling a precursor to creating a US Space
Force.
`I
direct the establishment, consistent with United States law, of United
States Space Command as a functional Unified Combatant Command,` Trump
said in an executive memorandum to Secretary of Defense James Mattis.
`I also direct the Secretary of Defense to recommend officers for my
nomination and Senate confirmation as Commander and Deputy Commander of
the new United States Space Command.`”
CNN
Cadet
Bone Spurs aka Stable Genius aka Commander-in-chief Donald Trump
directed Secretary of Defense James Mattis to establish a Space
Command.
Before
joining the administration General “Mad Dog” Mattis would have scoffed
at the notion of a Space Force, but the neutered lap dog will proclaim
that it`s the greatest invention since the Boy Scouts.
Mattis
will provide Trump with nominations for the commander and deputy
commander of Space Command, we will soon find out which military
leaders he hates the most.
Vice
President Mike Pence, speaking at Cape Canaveral Tuesday, praised the
creation of the new sixth branch of the armed forces, the US Space
Force. Pence is such a lackey of the president, that I wouldn`t be
surprised if he volunteers to be a space cadet. Pence`s undying loyalty
is to Jesus, Mother and Trump, not necessarily in that order.
Nobody
in Trump`s administration, especially Mattis and Pence, has the
courage to tell the Emperor that he`s not wearing any clothes,
naturally nobody will tell him that his Space Force is Looney Tunes.
I
might volunteer to be a space cadet if I can do basic training on
Mars, where I will be far away from the moron in the White House.
“Anytime
you hear a Democrat saying that you can have good Boarder Security
without a Wall, write them off as just another politician following the
party line. Time for us to save billions of dollars a year and have,
at the same time, far greater safety and control.”
Donald Trump Tweet
Donald
Trump`s Twitter feed gives us a glimpse into his psyche, he tweets
about what keeps him awake at night. The only thing that would
devastate him more than the wall not being built would be if a
terrorist attack brought down Trump Tower.
The
wall is a macho thing for the stable genius, to compensate for his
tiny hands he desperately wants to build a high wall between the United
States and Mexico to protect his white base from unwashed brown
migrants.
Trump
is so desperate and eager to share his toxic thoughts on social media
that he doesn`t bother asking one of his aides to check his messages
for typos or grammatical mistakes.
This
tweet isn`t the smocking gun that proves that Trump is a fuc*ing
moron, there have been literally hundreds that expose his stupidity,
vulgarity and evil nature.
It`s just another in a string of tweets that illustrates why we must get rid of the idiot by any means necessary.
All
Americans, including boarders, will rest easy only when Trump is
convicting for his myriad crimes and is incarcerated in a federal
prison with high walls.
In a sane period
in American history, before the ascendancy of Donald Trump, we didnt
give much thought to who was in power. We went about our daily lives
comfortable in the knowledge that Congress, the Supreme Court, and the
president (whomever he might be) would keep our democracy humming
along.
We
only thought of the president during times of national emergency: in
the advent of a national emergency, the declaration of a war or when he
was delivering a speech of consequence, like a State of the Union
address.
Then
came Donald Trump. The president of the reality TV era is a malignant
presence, he permeates every aspect of our culture from social media to
the cable news outlets to late night TV.
He
is a suffocating presence in American life, his white evangelical base
meditates on him day and night with religious intensity, and his
critics spend all their waking hours planning and scheming how they can
impeach or by any other means get rid of the bastard.
Trump is always on TV, berating the political opposition, summarily firing members of his administration, and uttering lies.
Trump
has caused millions of Americans to doubt in the existence of God, and
millions of others to doubt the supremacy of democracy. If there`s a
God in heaven why doesn`t he smite the moral degenerate? If democracy
is the ideal form of governance, how in the name of God did we end up
with Trump in the White House?
I
must confess that I spend an inordinate amount of time thinking of
Trump, as is evident in the hundreds of essays I`ve written about him
in the last three years.
How
can we preserve our sanity in the age of Trump? Assassination is
morally repressible and illegal, and we mustn`t give it a moment`s
consideration.
We
must find solace in the truism that “this too shall pass,” but at the
same time we must actively fight to end the Trump administration as
soon as possible through legal and democratic means.
“Chinese-American
comedian Joe Wong had a message for President Donald Trump about his
proposed U.S.-Mexico border wall on Fridays broadcast of The Late Show
with Stephen Colbert.
`I`m from China,` Wong said. `So I know a lot about walls. They don`t work.`
He
then bluntly predicted what would eventually become of Trump`s
southern barrier, should it ever be constructed – `a huge tourist
attraction.`”
Huffington Post
Asians
make lousy stand-up comics, how can you be funny when your comedy is
so inscrutable and you`re so damn meek and mild? No emails please, I
could give a damn if you don`t like my politically-incorrect humor.
But
Joe Wong did make me smile when he said that Trump`s wall, should it
ever be constructed, would be a huge tourist attraction.
The
wall, especially with the Democrats in charge of the House, will never
be built, it was never meant to be more than a dog`s whistle to
Trump`s racist base.
But
if it`s built it will surely be a tourist attraction, I can visualize
tourists flocking to the wall to witness migrants rappelling over the
cursed thing. Artists will paint murals on the wall, and graffiti
artists will tag the wall from one end to the other. Other critics will
take a more kinetic action, blowing up entrances in the name of
freedom.
If
there are dozens of tunnels between the highly militarized border
between Israel and the Gaza, surely there will be hundreds of tunnels
between Mexico and the United States.
The civilized world will demand “Tear down This Wall Mr. Trump,” and the next president will tear down the abomination.
Wong is spot on, the wall will be a damn tourist attraction.
The manspreading
president sat in his yellow chair in front of the fireplace, I`m
surprised he`s managed thus far to restrain himself from replacing it
with a golden throne.
When
Trump is in the Oval Office he expects all the supplicants, whether
they`re heads of states or American politicians, to treat him with
deference and respect.
Trump
summoned the past and future Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and the
Senate minority leader Chuck Schumer to discuss the budget and
immigration, specifically his damn wall.
Trump
expected the event that was televised live to showcase his
determination to build the wall, and his superiority over his
Democratic rivals. He probably imagined his evangelical base assembled
in circle jerks in churches and living rooms across the nation praising
Jesus over his performance.
But
things didn`t go according to plan. Nancy and Chuck didn`t get the
memo that they`re supposed to act like sycophants when granted an
audience before the stable genius.
Trump
was gesticulating wildly with his tiny hands, and practically
shouting. But Chuck wasn`t intimidated and he matched Trump`s decibel
level, and he waved his normal-sized hands in the air, making the
president`s diminutive hands look even smaller in comparison.
And
then the new sheriff in town, Nancy Pelosi, without raising her voice
or gesticulating wildly put the mansplaining Trump in his place. She
demonstrated that you don`t need to engage in histrionics to get the
better of Trump, all that`s required is a spine and facts.
Pelosi
gave us a glorious taste of how the House, with her in charge, will
hold Trump accountable for the duration of his term, whether it`s a few
months or two more wretched years.
The
cat`s owners discovered her in the tight spot, but were unable to free
their kitty from the 6-in.-wide space she managed to crawl into.
“According
to the RSPCA, a feline found herself caught in the pipework of a
tumble dryer after crawling into the machine`s vent.
Unsure what to do next, the owners called RSPCA for help.”
People Magazine
It`s
axiomatic that cats love warm dryers, whenever I open my dryer if I`m
not paying attention one of my cats will jump in and snuggle in my warm
clothes. I may seem like a terrible cat owner, but I`ve accidentally
closed my dryer with one of my mischievous kitties inside.
I
can certainly understand a feline jumping into a dryer, but until now
I`ve never heard of a cat crawling into the machine`s vent.
When
your cat gets stuck in a tree you call the fire department, and I
guess when it gets stuck in a dryer`s vent you call the SPCA.
An
officer from the SPCA greased the pipe with butter and pushed the cat
out of the vent. The cat wasn`t injured, only her pride was hurt as she
tried to lick off the butter from her fur.
After Kanye West`s
surreal Oval Office meeting with Donald Trump, ostensibly to talk about
prison reform, went off the rails with the rapper dropping F-bombs
like confetti, I thought surely there will never be a more surreal
meeting in that lofty office where so much history has been made.
Suffice to say I was wrong, boy was I wrong.
Trump
invited cameras to his Oval Office meeting with Chuck and Nancy, the
narcissist thought the photo-op of him berating the Democratic
Congressional leaders over their refusal to allocate funds for his wall
would play well with his base.
Things
didn`t go according to plan. It was like taking candy from a baby,
Chuck and Nancy tricked Trump into owning his expected government
shutdown.
After
an animated Trump, wildly waving his tiny hands, said that Pelosi was
“in a situation where it`s not easy for her to talk right now” because
of the speakership race, Boss Lady Pelosi nipped that mansplaining in
the bud, lecturing him:
Mr.
President, please don`t characterize the strength that I bring to this
meeting as the leader of the House Democrats, who just won a big
victory.
There
wasn`t a court jester present at the boisterous meeting, but there was
a mute Elf on the Shelf. Mike Pence didn`t utter a word, maybe he
thought that Jesus blessed him with the gift of invisibility, and
nobody would even know he was there.
The
only thing Trump accomplished is that for half a news cycle the Chuck
and Nancy emasculation of the stable genius knocked the Mueller
investigation as the lead story on the cable news outlets.
“FIRST
LADY Melania Trump is yet to buy her husband any Christmas presents,
with the couple frequently not exchanging festive gifts at all, it has
been claimed.
A
source close to the First Lady told Hollywood Life: `Melania
absolutely loves Christmas, she goes all out, but as of now she has yet
to buy Donald anything.`
`Melania says Donald`s next to impossible to buy for and often they don`t exchange gifts at all for Christmas.`”
Express
I
can empathize with Melania`s quandary, after all what do you give a
billionaire who already owns the most expensive toys in the world?
Perhaps
the first lady can create her own Christmas card, as a token of the
love and affection she has for her husband. But of course there is
never any love and affection between a gold-digger/trophy wife and her
spouse, so hand-created gifts are out of the question.
Anyway,
judging by Melania`s blood-red Christmas trees her gifts would
probably be as tacky and gaudy as the trinket a Madam of a brothel
would give her favorite customer. She`s probably going to end up giving
Trump a blood-red butt plug signed by Mike Pence.
At the Trump White House Christmas resembles Festivus, grievances may be aired, and I doubt any presents will be exchanged.
Everything Donald Trump says or does is controversial, he can`t shake hands, salute or toss a coin without making headlines.
Trump
attended the 119th annual Army-Navy game in Philadelphia, and video of
the stable genius tossing the ceremonial coin has Twitter in a frenzy.
Trump might as well have tossed Mike Pompeo`s salad (in the
UrbanDictionary.Com definition of the phrase), for all the controversy
that ensued.
Trump
had one job to do, a very simple job, but as usual he screwed things
up. How could Trump fail at such an easy task, his tiny fingers are
custom-made for flipping a coin, for God`s sake!
A
play-by-play description of the presidential toss won`t do it justice,
you have to see the video to comprehend the awkwardness of the
incident.
Let
me just make this one point about the coin toss that shook a nation to
its core. It`s understood that the celeb who tosses the coin isn`t
expected to pick it up, nevertheless Trump arrogantly pointed at the
ground for the referee to pick up the damn coin.
A
president who is incapable of flipping a coin shouldn`t be allowed
anywhere near the nuclear button. Impeach the coin-tossing wanker now!
“On
Monday, Trump hosted a 2020 strategy meeting with a group of advisers.
Among the topics discussed was whether Mike Pence should remain on the
ticket, given the hurricane-force political headwinds Trump will face,
as demonstrated by the midterms, a source briefed on the session told
me.
Last
month, The New York Times reported that Trump had been privately
asking advisers if Pence could be trusted, and that outside advisers
have been pushing Nikki Haley to replace Pence.”
Vanity Fair
Rudolph
the reindeer is defined by his red nose, and Mike Pence the Vice
President is defined by his brown nose, he reeks of the essence of
Donald Trump.
Pence
speaks of Trump in reverent tones, and gazes at him with religious
fealty and devotion, leading many to conclude that he`s Trump`s bitch,
and incapable of turning against his master.
Pence
is Trump`s chief apologist, as soon as the short-fingered vulgarian`s
latest incomprehensible and vile tweet is posted online, he can be
relied upon to twist its meaning until it sounds like a verse from the
Bible.
But Pence`s public obsequiousness is covering his ambition and revulsion of Trump`s crudeness and immorality.
Trump
isn`t a real evangelical, he just utters the anti-gay rhetoric and
anti-abortion claptrap that is music to the ears of his white
evangelical followers. But Pence is the real deal, and he believes that
his best chance of becoming president and ushering the kingdom of
Christ on Earth is to show outward allegiance to the anti-Christ figure
currently in power.
It looks like Trump is finally on to Pence`s machinations, and I hope that he kicks the sanctimonious bastard to the curb.
Melania Trump has
eastern European accent of a madam of a brothel at a major city that
caters to an international clientele and the bearing of a concierge at a
4-star hotel. She has the confidence of a supermodel sashaying down a
runway, and the haughty look of a trophy wife whose working days are
well behind her. She`s been in America for decades, but her broken
English speaks to her disdain at learning the language of her adopted
country. Her Haute couture outfits testify to her need to distinguish
herself from the unwashed masses. Her unambiguous defense of her
husband lets us know in no uncertain terms that she knows which side
her bread is buttered. Her failure to bond with the electorate
highlights the “let them eat cake” attitude of someone who considers
herself royalty.
And you ask why I don`t like or respect Melania Trump?
I was watching
coverage of President George HW Bush`s state funeral, and my eyes got a
little bit moist when I heard his son President George W. Bush eulogize
him. Bush had a huge impact on the 20th century and his life and death touched millions around the globe.
I
had seen my cat Ebony underneath the sofa earlier in the morning, not
an unusual spot for her to chill out. But a sense of foreboding made me
check on her again — she was still in the same spot and in the same
posture. I immediately pulled out the sofa, and I lifted her stiff
carcass and balled my eyes out.
Some
individuals, like the aforementioned Bush, leave a huge imprint on
history, but most of us only affect the lives of our family and close
friends. When my heart stops beating and my body turns cold and rigid, I
hope that family, friends and colleagues will have warm remembrances.
Pets
also touch the lives of their families, for eighteen years I enjoyed
Ebony`s companionship. Each of my pets has his own distinctive quirk,
Ebony was an attention whore, and when I was watching TV or writing
essays she would demand my attention by gently touching my arm with her
paw.
Ebony
touched my arm and my heart, and I will sorely miss her. She`s at the
pearly gates now, I suppose, trying to get St. Peter`s attention by
touching him on the arm.
Donald Trump is an affront to the Almighty and an embarrassment to America, with every word that he utters, and every step that he takes he diminishes our democracy.
The president of the deplorables and his trophy wife, Melania Trump, paid their respects at the U.S. Capitol Rotunda to President George HW Bush.
Trump approached Bush`s flag-draped casket, stood silent for a moment and then he raised his tiny hand to his orange face in a salute.
The unmitigated gall of Cadet Bone Spurs saluting a genuine war hero shocked a nation.
Only military personnel have earned the right to salute, Trump might as well have flipped the casket with his grotesquely tiny digit.
Trump`s presence at any solemn event is an obscenity, he should have remained in the White House doing what he does best, tweeting vulgar and mean tweets from his porcelain throne.
The Christmas tree is an ancient pagan phallic symbol. When Christians trim the tree with glass ball ornaments and tinsel, they are paying homage to the pagan fertility symbol, with the tree representing the phallus, the glass ball ornaments the testicles and the tinsel the semen.
When Melania Trump defiled the White House by lining a hall with blood-red Christmas trees, evangelicals came to her defense claiming that the early church would dye the trees red to symbolize the blood of Jesus & the resurrection.
Read my essay: Melania Trump`s Evil Bloody-red Christmas Trees
Bullshit! This religious justification for the execrable red Xmas Trees has been debunked by Snopes. Com and Politifact. Evangelicals try to justify and explain Trump`s myriad vulgarities and obscenities, if the stable genius hung a string of used condoms around his neck they would claim that they represent Christmas stockings.
White evangelicals might as well replace their traditional Christmas trees with giant red dildos, and sing carols to their savior, Donald Trump.
