October 2019 Has Been the Worst Month in Trump’s Presidency

Two years ago the stable genius came up with the brilliant idea of discussing, for an entire week, the only subject under the sun for which there was bipartisan agreement, the dire need to rebuild the nation’s road, bridges, and broadband networks, namely our ageing infrastructure.

Nothing concrete resulted from the initial infrastructure week (no pun intended) and infrastructure week has been revived several times, but each time it’s been sidetracked and derailed by a Trump scandal du jour.

Infrastructure week has become a running joke and there’s no hope of passing an infrastructure package before 2021 given the stupidity of the president and the paralysis and gridlock in Washington.

Just as the Trump administration has announced “infrastructure week” several times, the media has declared several times “this is the worst month of the Trump administration”. Granted, the entire three years of the Trump administration has been a shit show, but this month has really been the worst stretch of time in the fucking moron’s entire presidency.

In foreign policy, the feckless commander-in-chief sparked bipartisan outrage by yanking our troops out of northeastern Syria, leaving our Kurdish allies, who defeated ISIS almost single-handedly, to the tender mercies of the brutal Turkish army.

On the domestic front Trump is besieged by a rapidly expanding congressional impeachment inquiry. The inquiry is moving forward at warp speed, and the House will likely approve articles of impeachment before the end of the year. The Ukraine scandal is the Mueller Report on steroids, and it may result not only in the impeachment of Trump by the House, but in his removal from office by the Senate.

State Department officials are defying orders to stay silent, and they have given devastating testimony in the impeachment inquiry.

This has been the worst period of time in the Trump presidency, but it’s the best of times if it leads to his impeachment.

George Conway: ‘Pathological Narcissist’ Donald Trump ‘Must be Removed From White House’

After a lengthy, carefully reasoned argument about why ‘pathological narcissist’ Donald Trump must be removed from the White House, conservative lawyer George Conway tweeted urgently later Thursday: ‘This is insane. Trump’s gotta go.’ The husband of White House counselor Kellyanne Conway was responding to news reports that Trump also urged China’s President Xi Jinping in a phone call to investigate his political rival Joe Biden and Biden’s son Hunter. A call to Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky to push him into similar action that would affect a U.S. presidential election is the focus of an impeachment inquiry.

Huffington Post

George Conway is spot-on, Donald Trump is a pathological narcissist who puts himself ahead of his party and country. The stable genius doesn’t give a damn about our democratic principles, Republican ideology or America’s best interests, he only cares about his brand, and his bank accounts. He can always be counted on to do what’s best for himself.

Trump is also a pathological liar, pathological racist and a pathological bully, but those are realities worthy of their own essays.

George Conway wrote a massive 11,337-word treatise investigating the stable genius’s “Mental Stability and Connection with Reality.” Conway may not be a psychiatrist or a psychologist, but you don’t need to be a weatherman to know which way the wind is blowing when a tornado hits your neighborhood, and you don’t need to be a mental health expert when you’re living in the chaos unleashed by Hurricane Trump, to discern that our president is batshit crazy.

A few thousand policy wonks and political junkies may have read Conway’s brilliant essay explaining why “pathological narcissist” Donald Trump must be removed from the White House, but the noted conservative lawyer knows that he can make a bigger impact on Twitter with just a few words. Therefore, shortly after publishing his carefully reasoned article he tweeted: This is insane. Trump’s gotta go. No kidding, this shit is bananas and Trump must be impeached and removed from office.

In his lengthy essay Conway wrote:

“Simply put, Trump’s ingrained and extreme behavioral characteristics make it impossible for him to carry out the duties of the presidency in the way the Constitution requires.”  

Let me break it down for you in Twitterspeak: Trump is fucking nuts and unfit to serve and we must impeach the MF traitor!

Link to Conway’s editorial: https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2019/10/george-conway-trump-unfit-office/599128/

Donald Trump Sweats Like a Pig! Disgusting!

Filthy Pig

In 1984 the Gillette Company launched a new series of TV commercials for Dry Idea antiperspirants that introduced one of the most famous ad slogans of all time:

“Never let them see you sweat”

The ad campaign featured celebrities explaining that success in their profession meant never letting them see you sweat. Fashion designer Donna Karan, actress Lauren Hutton and football coach Dan Reeves were some of the celebs that starred in these commercials.

Real estate developer Donald Trump never appeared in these ads, he was never the cool and suave type even when he was decades younger and many pounds lighter.

Trump is now the President of the United States, and a septuagenarian horizontally-challenged buffoon who sweats like a pig, and he could use a crate of Dry Idea antiperspirants.

The stable genius may be a climate change denier, but he doesn’t hold up very well under the effects of global warming. It’s been a blistering summer in D.C. and every time Trump appears outside, he’s sweating like a pig.

Actually, pigs have very few sweat glands, and they cool down by wallowing in the mud. Either way Trump is just like a pig: He sweats like a pig and wallows in the mud like a pig.

I know I’m not the only who prays that the fucking moron will suffer a stroke or a heart attack when I see him sweating profusely. Trump’s sycophants claim that his shit doesn’t stink and that he sweats holy water.

Please don’t click on link if you are about to eat a meal!

Pics of Trump sweating like a pig: https://deadspin.com/the-big-president-is-now-wet-1837101881

Stable Genius Donald Trump Misspells His Own Name

“Comedian Jimmy Kimmel recognized Donald Trump as the first ever American president to spell his own name wrong at the opening of Tuesday’s Jimmy Kimmel Live.


To illustrate his point, the ABC host showed his audience a Tuesday morning tweet from Trump in which the president claimed Google was trying to make him look bad. In that tweet, Trump’s name was spelled ‘Ttump.'”


New York Daily News


It’s not exactly breaking news when Donald Trump misspells a word, a dyslectic five-year-old boy high on cough syrup could write a more coherent tweet than the stable genius. 

We’re all drowning in the grammar-impaired stream-of-consciousness cesspool that is Trump’s Twitter feed, but he’s the Leader of the Free World and we’re compelled to monitor his account.

Imagine if Trump’s name was Zbigniew Brzezinski, he’d have to refer to his social security card or drivers license everytime he was required to write his name.

The fucking moron misspelled his name in a tweet in which he claimed Google was trying to make him look bad. Trump makes himself look bad everytime he tweets or speaks.

You’d think a megalomaniac who puts his name on almost every property he owns and every products that he sells would never misspell his name.

Fox News Reporter Geraldo Rivera Finally Has an Epiphany: Trump is Racist

Geraldo Rivera, a roaming correspondent at large for Fox News and a Donald Trump pal for 40 years has dutifully defended the president whenever he utters a blatantly racist comment or supports a policy that is detrimental to people of color.

Rivera failed to call out Trump’s racism in June 2015 when the then presidential candidate referred to Mexican immigrants as rapists, in December 2015 when he proposed a Muslim ban, in June 2016 when he disparaged American born Judge Gonzalo Curiel as “Mexican” and even after the August 2017 Charlottesville “fine people on both sides” comments.

After Trump’s “go back” demand to four Democratic congresswomen of color Rivera finally had an epiphany and  confessed “as much as I have denied it and averted my eyes from it, this latest incident makes it impossible.”

I realize that being a correspondent for Fox News and a close friend of Trump for decades made it difficult and awkward for Rivera to speak truth to power and denounce his racism, but it should have been impossible to defend him from charges of racism after all of the other aforementioned examples of his pal’s racism.


In the past Rivera has defended Trump from charges of racism by saying that he has always been very kind to him, but the journalist’s celebrity status trumped his ethnicity and made him acceptable to be part of Trump’s social circle. If Rivera was a carpenter working at one of Trump’s building projects, I’m sure he would have cracked jokes about his Jewish/Puerto Rican heritage.

In an interview Rivera conceded:

“I do insist that he’s been treated unfairly. But the unmistakable words, the literal words he said, is an indication that the critics were much more right than I.”


No shit! Trump’s words and actions, over the decades, have demonstrated that he is a racist. Unfortunately, most Fox News reporters and commentators will continue to make excuses for the racist buffoon’s racist words and deeds.  I don’t expect any other of the bobble head dolls at Fox News to finally see the light like Rivera.

Perfect Phrase to Describe Donald Trump: Occupant of the White House

“In an exclusive interview with CBS This Morning, Massachusetts Rep. Ayanna Pressley and three Congresswomen dubbed ‘the Squad’ reacted to President Trump’s controversial tweets telling them to ‘go back’ to their countries of origin — even though three of them were born in the U.S. and all are American citizens.

‘We can talk about and spin out on hate, about hateful words, which are a predictable prompt by the occupant of this White House. And I call him that not because I don’t have respect for the Oval Office,’ Pressley said.

King asked Pressley if she believes calling Trump ‘the occupant’ shows disrespect for the Oval Office.

‘No, because he is only occupying the space. He does not embody the principles, the responsibility, the grace, the integrity of a true president and so for that reason, I’m not dishonoring the office. He does every day,’ she said. “

CBS Boston

Donald Trump has been called many things including Racist-in-Chief, short-fingered vulgarian, fucking moron and Cadet Bone Spurs, but the Occupant of the White House is perhaps the most fitting term.

Trump has no more intrinsic value than a potted plant in the Oval Office, he just takes up place. He’s an oxygen thief who sucks up all the oxygen in a room and replaces it with toxic gas emanating from his sphincter-like mouth.

The buffoon is as out of place in the White House as a prostitute in a convent or a skid row drunkard at a wine tasting at a vineyard.

Trump doesn’t embody or represent the gravitas, grace and governance of the White House, he’s merely the occupant.

I have never received anything of importance in a letter that was addressed to “occupant”, certainly not a check or a letter from a friend. Letters labeled “occupant” go directly to the waste can without being opened.

The occupant of the White House should be evicted hopefully via impeachment. But if the interloper is still around in 2020, we should vote him out of office.

Read More: https://boston.cbslocal.com/2019/07/17/president-trump-the-squad-ayanna-pressley-rashida-tlaib-alexandria-ocasio-cortez-ilhan-omar-gayle-king/

July 4th National Mall Celebration Will Be a Real Shi* Show

The July 4th National Mall celebration has always been a nonpartisan affair with politics taking a backseat to patriotism. Presidents have avoided making an appearance at the National Mall, opting instead to attend events honoring veterans. For example one year President Obama hosted a barbeque on the White House south lawn for 1,200 members of the US Armed Forces.

Tanks and other military hardware will be stationed around the National Mall, and the Blue Angels will do a fly over. American military might is impressive, but our democracy, freedom and diversity is even more impressive, and that’s what should be highlighted on Independence Day.

However, this year the annual event is poised to be one of the gaudiest, over-the-top displays of cult of personality, jingoism and militarism in American History. Trump has dubbed the celebration a “Salute to America”, but it would be more accurate to call it a “Salute to Donald Trump.”

I’m surprised Trump didn’t go full Kim Jong-un and demand that the ultimate phallic symbol, inter-continental missiles be included in the parade.

Trump will deliver a speech turning the holiday into a campaign event, and I hope the broadcast networks and the cable news outlets will have the good sense to boycott the circus. Of course the Trump-friendly Fox News will cover the so-called “Salute to America.”

I have plans for the 4th of July, and they include eating hot dogs, waving the flag and watching fireworks, but they don’t include watching Trump’s shit show.

Nancy Pelosi Stop Dithering Around and Impeach Donald Trump

“I pray for the president of the United States. And I pray for the United States of America.”

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi

Pelosi uttered these words after Donald Trump threw a temper tantrum and stomped out of meeting with Pelosi and Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer to discuss a grand infrastructure deal. Trump was furious that shortly before the ill-fated meeting Pelosi had accused him of being engaged in a cover-up.

Trump drives some people to pray and others to curse, but it’s impossible to remain neutral about the most corrupt administration in history.

Allow me to parse Pelosi’s statement:

I take issue with the Speaker stating that she’s praying for the president of the United States, she should have said that she’s worried about the office of the president of the United States.

I refrain from referring to Trump as president, he’s not my president as he’s made it abundantly clear that he cares only about his base. He’s an illegitimate president who won the election with help from the Russians, and he’s never made the transition from firebrand populist campaigner to a statesman worthy of being called president.

I also take exception to Pelosi mixing religion and politics, doing so only further cheapens both corrupt institutions. I don’t believe in Trump’s border wall, but I do believe in the wall that separates church and state.

I don’t care if Pelosi, or any politician, prays to Jehovah, Lucifer or Tinky Winky, she would be well-advised to keep her religious sentiments to herself.

In these perilous times we need action, not thoughts and prayers, and the only action that makes any sense is impeachment. Pelosi is a master politician who knows how to get under Trump’s skin, the goal shouldn’t’ be to rattle the fucking moron, but to impeach him.

Pelosi calculates that if the House impeaches Trump, that the Senate would never remove him from office, and the controversy would only motivate his base and lead to his reelection.

Of course the Republican-led Senate would never remove him from office, but I doubt that his base can be any more motivated than they are now. If Trump shot Schumer in the well of the Senate, Republican Senators still wouldn’t impeach him and his base would still vote for him.

Trump must be impeached to demonstrate that no man is above the law, not even the president. He must pay a price for his high crimes and misdemeanors.

Franklin Graham Calls for ‘Special Day of Prayer’ to Protect Donald Trump

“Graham and 250 other Christian leaders are calling for Sunday, June 2, to be a ‘Special Day of Prayer for the President’ in hopes God will ‘protect, strengthen, embolden and direct’ Trump against his political foes.

President Trump’s enemies continue to try everything to destroy him, his family, and the presidency,’ Graham posted Sunday on Facebook.

‘In the history of our country, no president has been attacked as he has. I believe the only hope for him, and this nation, is God. This is a critical time for America. We’re on the edge of a precipice. Time is short. We need to pray for God to intervene. We need to ask God to protect, strengthen, encourage, and guide the President,’ said his post.”

Charlotte Observer

We are living in perilous times and it’s incumbent upon prophets of God to speak truth to power and condemn ruthless authoritarians like Kim Jong-un, Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump.

We need a man of God to stand in the breach and rail against the racism, homophobia, misogyny and xenophobia of the Trump administration. Someone like Nathan the prophet who confronted King David over his adulterous relationship with Bathsheba and the murder of her husband to cover-up the affair.

Evangelical leaders like Franklin Graham and Jerry Falwell Jr. speak out in no uncertain terms against the sexual immorality in Hollywood, but they give their false Messiah a mulligan for his myriad sexual indiscretions.

When Franklin and his ilk say they’re praying for Trump they don’t mean that they will pray that he will repent from his vulgarity, racism, intolerance and pettiness. They’re asking the Almighty to protect and strengthen Trump in his mission to Make America Great by demonizing immigrants, stripping away rights from transgender individuals, and appointed conservative judges who will overturn Roe vs Wade.

It’s blasphemous that white evangelicals are praying that the Supreme Being will protect the most evil American president in history, but at least we know that their thoughts and prayers have the efficacy of belches and farts.

I don’t know what I’ll be doing on June 2, I certainly won’t be praying for Trump but I know what I will be doing November 2020: voting for the Democrat who will face off against the fucking moron.

https://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/local/article230871584.html

Does Trump Suffer From Narcissistic Personality Disorder? is the Pope Catholic?

“Bill Maher believes every news story about President Donald Trump should begin in the same way.

The `Real Time` host said the following phrase – `President Trump, who suffers from a malignant narcissistic personality disorder` – should be written at the beginning of every story in a bid to explain his actions that are subsequently detailed.

Huffington Post

Maher is spot on, if you look up Donald Trump in the index of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders you will find him in the chapter that deals with narcissistic personality disorder.

George Conway, the spouse of top White House aide Kellyanne Conway, and frequent critic of Trump agrees with Maher. He tweeted that “American foreign policy is now driven more by one man`s narcissist personality disorder than by the national interest and rational consideration of intelligence assessments.”

Trump who probably can`t find Montana, let alone North Korea, on a map is such a delusional narcissist that he told South Korean President Moon Jai-in that he is the only person who can solve the North Korea problem.

But a case could also be made that every news story about Donald Trump should begin with the phrase: Pathological liar Donald Trump …

Almost every tweet, speech and press release that emanates from the White House is riddled with lies. Trump wouldn`t know the truth if it shook his tiny hand and bit off his puny presidential pecker.

Some would argue that every article about Donald Trump should begin with the phrase: Serial sexual predator Donald Trump …

Trump thinks with his penis, he has used his status and power as a real estate tycoon, reality TV star and President of the United States to exploit, harass and assault women.

One thing is damn sure, every news story about Trump should include a description of a pathology that explains his words and deeds.

Read More:

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/bill-maher-donald-trump-article_n_5c70f6eee4b00eed08347626