Secret Audio Recording Reveals Melania Trump Fuc*ing Hates Christmas

Former friend and adviser to Melania Trump, Stephanie Winston Wolkoff, author of “Melania and Me “, released audio recordings of phone calls with the First Lady.

One of the audio clips revealed Melania’s disdain for decorating the White house for Christmas:

“I’m working like a — my ass off at the Christmas stuff that, you know, who gives a fuck about Christmas stuff and decoration. But I need to do it, right. And then I do it and I say that I’m working on Christmas, planning for the Christmas. And they say, ‘Oh, what about the children? That they were separated.’ Give me a fucking break.”

Melania wasn’t just disgusted that she felt obligated to decorate the White House for Christmas, she doesn’t give a flying fuck about the most important holiday in the Christian calendar.

This is a most interesting revelation considering that her husband portrays himself as the holy warrior who ended the “War on Christmas.” Trump has frequently boasted that thanks to him we are able to say “Merry Christmas” again, although he has never explained who or what prevented Americans from saying “Merry Christmas.”

White evangelicals venerate Trump the short-fingered vulagarian as a Messiah, and Melania the former soft-core porn model as the Virgin Mary, but the truth is that Saint Peter wouldn’t allow this most un-Christian couple within a social distance from the Pearly Gates.

Give me a fucking break, indeed! Trump ended the “War on Christmas?” Melania is a godly Christian woman who loves Christmas? Bah, Humbug, bitches!

There is No War on Christmas! America is Besotted With Christmas! Merry Christmas!

Phony War on Christmas

America is still nominally a Christian nation, but the future is secular and based on science and algorithms, and the advent of Artificial Intelligence will eclipse faith in deities based on holy books.

But Christian beliefs and rituals still permeate our culture, and there in no nation on Earth where Christianity is more accepted and welcomed than America.

During the holiday season you can`t turn on the TV or radio, pick up a magazine or click on a Web site without being bombarded with a chorus of “Merry Christmas” and other tidings of religious expression.

But evangelicals, perhaps because they see secularism and other faiths gaining ground, claim that there`s a war on Christmas. The claim is preposterous and it requires a giant leap of faith and a keg of beer to believe and promulgate the conspiracy theory.

Donald Trump will do anything to cater to his evangelical base that elected him president, and therefore he has fashioned himself as the leading protector of Christmas.

Franklin Graham says that President Trump`s encouragement of Americans to publicly celebrate Christmas has emboldened people to fight back when the holiday is censored.

“When the president takes a stand like saying `Merry Christmas,` this emboldens others to take a stand just like the president`s… to fight back.”

Trump is a cross between the Grinch, Ebenezer Scrooge and Baby Huey, and the spectacle of the president as a crusader for Christmas makes me want to vomit.

Trump, Graham and white evangelicals can stuff their phony war on Christmas up their nether regions.

This white evangelical-hating liberal has no problem saying “Merry Christmas.” I wish all of my readers, of all religious persuasions, a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.