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Video: Pastor Jack Hibbs Cries Like a Baby Over Joe Biden Victory

Unlike Franklin Graham, Paula White and Robert Jeffress, Pastor Jack Hibbs of Calvary Chapel Chino Hills in California is not well known outside of the white evangelical realm.

So, allow me to tell you a little bit about this Trump sycophant: In May he argued that two months of abiding lockdown orders was enough and churches should go back to meeting in person without any social distancing or requiring congregants to wear masks. In August, he wore a combat helmet to illustrate his ridiculous assertion that evangelicals are under attack in a predominantly Christian nation. In other words, he is a typical evangelical Trump-worshiping useful idiot.

A video of Hibbs weeping during a church service over Joe Biden’s landslide victory has gone viral. He pleaded with the Almighty: “All Biden knows is his version of Catholicism; he doesn’t’ know You personally.” Biden who is a devout traditional Catholic knows enough about God to know that He doesn’t countenance worshipping a false idol like the godless and amoral short-fingered vulgarian.

Hibbs argued with the Supreme Being: “Kamala Harris had such a crazy exposure to spiritual things, but not the truth.” Harris hasn’t had any exposure to crazy spiritual things, to my knowledge she’s never been an evangelical.

Hibbs is so devastated that Trump lost the election that he’s basically telling God that He made a mistake by allowing Biden to win. He continued arguing with God:

“Please. God, you are pro-life and one man is and one man is not. Will you be pro-life for us? Jesus, Lord, one man is for Israel one is not. You are for Israel. Lord one man is for our military and our police and the other is not.

Lord, have you brought Mike Pompeo to be Secretary of State only for that to end now? Have you brought, Lord, Amy Coney Barrett into the, onto the Court, and that’s it? We’re done?”

I’m not a theologian but common sense tells me that the deity doesn’t support the military-industrial complex, a Zionist regime led by a corrupt president who has been indicted on corruption charges, or pro-life zealots who worship fetuses but turn a blind eye to immigrant children separated from their parents at the border and houses in cages.

God has no interest in partisan politics, and the Republican Jesus doesn’t have a residence in heaven. The only important person who will take note of Hibbs ridiculous prayer is Donald Trump. The stable genius is probably thinking: If every American was as stupid as Hibbs I would have won in a landslide.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ju-3r1q99Dg

Donald Trump: ‘It’s All About Me’

In Kenosha, Wisconsin, in Trump’s next to last MAGA rally of the 2020 campaign he made a comment that describes his four-year tenure in the White House, including the transition period.

“This isn’t about – yeah, it is about me, I guess, when you think about it,” Trump mused.

What happened here is that the stable genius strayed from his prepared remarks as he has a penchant for doing, and told the truth.

His speech writers had probably written something like: This isn’t about me, it’s about the Republican party and the future of our country.

But we all know that it’s never been about what’s good for the Republican party or our democracy, Trump adopted the Republican philosophy not of out conviction but expedience, in 2015 he correctly intuited that his best way to become president was by channeling the GOP’s racism, intolerance, xenophobia and homophobia.

Trump has exploited his term in office to enrich himself and his family, burnish his brand, and to punish his critics and opponents and reward his sycophants.

Trump has been soundly defeated by Biden in the popular vote and in the electoral college, and as sure as the Sun rises in the east and sets in the west Biden will be inaugurated as the 46th president on January 20, 2021.

To the surprise of no one Trump isn’t using his last two and half months of his term to ensure that there’s a smooth transition for the good of the nation, and the Republican party.

Trump is spending his last days in power denying reality, sulking, and ensuring that the transition is as rocky as possible. It’s still all about Trump, and never mind that he is putting the security of our nation at risk and harming the interests of the GOP with his baseless accusations that Biden only was due to massive election fraud.

It’s still all about Trump, and to the surprise of nobody his white evangelical supporters, who are the epitome of useful idiots, echo his insane allegation that he won the election and is still the president.

I don’t expect Trump’s cult-like followers to acknowledge the reality that their false messiah lost, but I hope Republican leaders stop coddling the toddler-in-chief and emphatically declare the truth that Biden won. This charade has got to end.

Donald Trump is an Epic Loser

Donald Trump is the poster boy for a failed businessman, despite an inheritance of $60 million from his father, he managed to bankrupt casinos, hotels, and other business enterprises. Trump owes half a billion dollars, and according to most financial analysts his net worth is less than a billion.

Even though Trump is an epic failure as a real estate magnate, he used his publicity machine, friendly relationship with New York tabloids and his outsized personality to convince New Yorkers and most Americans that he was a huge success.

Trump is loser as a businessman and now he will forever be regarded as a loser in the political realm. After Joe Biden’s landslide electoral college and popular vote victory, Trump joins the very short list of incumbent presidents who were rejected by the electorate. In the last 40 years only two presidents, George H W Bush and Jimmy Carter have failed to win reelection.

Loser is Trump’s go-to insult for his opponents and critics, he has called everyone from Mitt Romney to Cher to John McCain to Joe Biden a loser. To make his humiliation complete, Trump lost to a decent and accomplished politician that he derided and denigrated as “the worst candidate in the history of presidential politics.”

It’s little surprise that Trump refuses to acknowledge reality, and admit that he lost the election. This epic loser can continue to tweet and rant that the election was stolen from him, but the truth is that on January 20, 2021 President-elect Joe Biden will be inaugurated and assume the presidency.

Video: Kenneth Copeland’s Fit of Fake Laughter is White Evangelical Christianity In a Nutshell

During a worship service this weekend at the Lord of Hosts Church in Omaha, Neb., Pastor Kenneth Copeland referenced the election, declaring: “The media said what? The media said Joe Biden is the president?” before going off on an extended riff of mechanical and mirthless laughter.

Copeland’s fit of fake laughter should have alarmed and disturbed his evangelical congregation; the Holy Ghost should have inspired these holly rollers to enact an immediate intervention, and lay hands on their minister to drive the demon of satanic laughter out of him.

Instead the maskless congregation is seen egging Copeland on, hooping and hollering as they join their pastor in laughter. In fact, the audience gave Copeland a standing ovation for his disturbing exhibition of performance art.

This viral 41-second clip is white evangelicalism in a nutshell. These white evangelicals flaunt their disdain for science by refusing to wear masks and practice social distancing, and they deny reality by refusing to acknowledge that Biden has won a clear electoral college and popular vote victory.

If white evangelicals give their life savings to a 83-year-old demented televangelist, is it any wonder that they worship a 74-year-old demented racist politician?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZVCkCawUoI

Joe Biden Will Restore a Sense of Normalcy to White House by Bringing His Dogs

For four interminable years the White House has been a cesspool of corruption, immorality, deceitfulness, incompetence, and most of all lacking a sense of normalcy.

Unfortunately, the abominable Trump administration wasn’t an aberration, over 71 million Americans voted to reelect the stable genius in spite of his manifest racism and ignorance.

President-elect Joe Biden isn’t a paragon of virtue, but he is a fundamentally decent and normal human being who will take his job as Leader of the Free World seriously and restore dignity to the White House and to our nation.

In a sign that Biden will restore normalcy he is bringing his dogs to the White House. Biden’s German shepherd, Major, will make history as the first rescue dog to live in the White House.

If you don’t count Trump’s lap dog, Mike Pence, the White House has been a dog-free zone during the Trump tenure.

The mongrel dog has been banished by America to his resort in Florida, and the Bidens and their adorable pooches are going to make America Great and Normal Again.

Donald Trump Will Never Concede

Conceding a presidential election is an expected and necessary ritual for binging a country together after a divisive campaign.

But it’s not a law or constitutional mandate, and I don’t expect a president who tramples on decorum, societal norms and conventional presidential expectations to concede, ever.

Trump’s path to victory is nonexistent, he has a slim to none chance of winning the election, and None just caught the last train out of Dodge. That’s the harsh reality, but Trump lives in his own reality where his lies and delusions are the only things that matter to him and his cult-like followers.

There are two elements to a concession – a call to the victor and a speech to supporters. Can you imagine Trump making a concession call to Joe Biden, an opponent he has ridiculed as senile, corrupt and the worst presidential candidate in history?

In his concession speech John McCain told supporters:

“A little while ago, I had the honor of calling Sen. Barack Obama to congratulate him on being elected the next president of the country that we both love.”

Can you imagine Trump telling his supporters who consider him the Second Coming of Jesus Christ expressing similar sentiments?

If Trump conceded defeat a few of his supporters would riot and commit suicide, and the rest would find refuge and solace in the dark corners of the Internet where conspiracy theories thrive.

Trump isn’t going to concede, in fact he has told his aides that he will barricade himself in the Oval Office. At this point I could care less if Trump officially concedes, he’s not above our democracy and Joe Biden will be inaugurated and sworn in as the president January 20, 2021.

Video of Paula White Praying for Trump Victory Goes Viral

A video of peroxide blond Paula White, Donald Trump’s spiritual adviser, passionately praying for his reelection has gone viral, eliciting over 20 million views on Twitter. The viral video has been remixed more times than a Drake or Cardi B hit single.

In the video, White is heard praying:

“Strike, strike, strike until you have victory, for every enemy that is aligned against you, let there be that we would strike the ground for you will give us victory, God.

For angels are being released right now, angels are being dispatched right now, for angels have even been dispatched from Africa right now, Africa right now, Africa right now, they’re coming here, they’re coming here in the name of Jesus, from South America, they’re coming here…”

White then goes off on an extended riff praying in tongues. It’s hard for a non-theologian like me to discern what is more unadulterated bullshit, when she prophesies that angels from Africa and South America are being dispatched to America to secure the reelection of a president who considers countries in Africa and South America shithole countries or the gibberish that emanates from her mouth when she speaks in tongues.

While White is praying her fool head off on the behalf of Trump a man can be seen nonchalantly walking back and forth across the stage, right behind her. That unidentified man is all of us, we could give a flying fig what nonsense White is uttering.

I’ve had enough of this shit show, once Joe Biden is certified as the winner of the presidential election, I hope that Trump and his white evangelical clowns disappear from the national spotlight.

Kanye West Graciously Concedes Defeat

Kanye West’s enormous ego motivated him to launch a quixotic and improbable presidential run. Unfortunately, the results matched his political naivety and inexperience and not his bi-polar vanity.

Out of about 150 million votes cast he managed to persuade only 60,000 super fans and pranksters to vote for him. Kanye didn’t exceed more than 0.4 of any state’s vote; he wasn’t even a footnote or asterisk in the 2020 presidential campaign.

Ye graciously conceded defeat, and I expect he will now focus his coonery on propping up the most racist president in American history, Donald Trump.

You’d expect these humiliating results to make Kanye give up his presidential ambitions forever, but instead he’s already teasing a 2024 presidential bid. Kanye tweeted: Kanye 2024.

Bye Felicia! Bye Kanye!

Don’t Waste Your Time Urging Trump Cultists to Open Their Eyes and Vote for Biden

Anyone with two brains cells to rub together can discern that Donald Trump is a racist buffoon who shouldn’t be the treasurer of a Girl Scout troop, let alone the President of the United States.

When Trump utters a patently untrue or transparently ridiculous statement, and his supporters exclaim “Amen”, we think surely, they must be on the joke. After all, who in their right mind believes that injecting bleach will cure COVID-19 or that Obama spied on the Trump 2016 presidential campaign.

Who would believe such nonsense? Cult members, that’s who! When Trump supporters, many of them senior citizens, are willing to expose themselves and their loved ones to COVID-19 by attending one of his super-spreader MAGA rallies, you don’t have to be a theologian or a psychologist to figure out that they are cult members.

Trump followers believe everything he says, and they will remain faithful to him to the bitter end. It’s a waste of time to attempt to argue with them using facts and reason, when the words of their false messiah supersede science and facts. Instead of wasting your breath on Trump cultists, urge your friends, acquaintances and co-workers who haven’t swallowed the Kool-Aid to vote for Joe Biden today.

Donald Trump and The Rapture

Unlike former presidents Ronald Reagan and George W. Bush, Trump doesn’t believe in evangelical eschatology, or even Christianity in general. Christian morals and beliefs have no place in his all-consuming ambition to make as much money as possible while becoming as famous as possible.

The aforementioned former Republican presidents paid lip service to evangelical concerns during their presidential campaigns, but once they assumed power, they ignored their evangelical brethren.

Trump on the other hand is on a mission from God to make all of the evangelical wet dreams come true, he’s given them almost everything they’ve lusted for: stacking the federal courts with pro-life judges, moving the United States embassy to Jerusalem and filling his administration with Bible thumping fundamentalists.

Trump keeps white evangelical support at a fever pitch by playing to the idea that God has anointed him to be president, and that his fealty to evangelical principles will usher in the End Times.

The short-fingered vulgarian is staking everything on the belief that pandering to white evangelicals will guarantee his reelection. Evangelicals believe that their orange-tinged messiah will usher in the Rapture, that Jesus will rapture them out of this world, and leave the godless liberals, limp-wristed gays and feminist lesbians to face seven years of hell on earth.

Trump’s version of the Rapture would be the Almighty rapturing all winners to a heavenly resort where hookers stroll naked on the streets of gold, and there’s not a person of color in sight.

If Trump is reelected, he will no longer need white evangelicals to remain in power, and he will pray that those useful idiots will be raptured out of this world.

Dump Trump and Evangelical Filth on Dumpster Election Day

“The waxwork museum Madame Tussauds in Berlin loaded its effigy of TV star-turned Republican president Donald Trump into a dumpster on Friday, a move apparently intended to reflect its expectations of next Tuesday’s presidential election.

In what seemed a further calculated insult, the statue of his predecessor and nemesis Barack Obama, who counted Germany’s Chancellor Angela Merkel among his closest allies, remained in place, beaming and besuited.”

Reuters

The wax museum didn’t put away its effigy of Donald Trump in a storeroom or attempt to sell it, they dumped the monstrosity into a dumpster.

This action by the curators of the museum reflects their expectation that the incumbent will lose, and it also expresses their desire to spare their customers from looking at the likeness of the despised despot.

On Tuesday Americans will symbolically dump the short-fingered vulgarian into a dumpster, all signs point to a Joe Biden landslide. Our long national nightmare will soon be over, and I seriously doubt there will be any schools or public buildings named after him. I wish the crime boss was tossed into a dumpster and taken to a landfill.

Unfortunately, Trump isn’t the only one who should be thrown into a dumpster, his White House staff, the Republican senators and congresspeople who enabled him and the Fox News reporters who propped him up also belong in a landfill.

As well as the millions of white evangelicals who voted him into office, and have stood by him throughout his tenure chock full of racist and unchristian actions. A landfill full of garbage in the perfect place for the toxic message of white evangelicals. The rats and other vermin that thrive in landfills are the only creatures who just be exposed to the racist perverted Gospel message of evangelicals.

I beg my fellow Americans, please join me in taking out the garbage this Tuesday, and remember our work is not done until we get rid of the evangelical filth as well.

Trump Has a Snowball’s Chance in Hell of Being Reelected

President Donald Trump’s has a snowball’s chance in hell of winning reelection. A televangelist has a better chance of making Trump’s tiny presidential pecker grow a couple of inches by placing his hands on it. A magician has a better chance of pulling an orange rabbit out of his fat ass. A hair stylist has a better chance turning Trump’s combover from hell into a normal looking hairdo. Jenny Craig has a better chance of convincing Trump to lose weight by exercising and eating healthy and balanced meals. A communications expert has a better chance of turning the functional illiterate into an orator. Pinocchio has a better chance of persuading the pathological liar that honesty matters. In other words, I would stake my life savings, indeed my life on my strong conviction that not only will Trump lose, but he will lose in a landslide.

With just five days to go, Trump is still down about nine points nationally, and more significantly he’s behind in almost all the swing states. Trump squandered his campaign war chest, and Biden is outspending him by a huge margin in the battleground states. The election is a referendum on Trump, and more specifically how he has handled the coronavirus. As the election quickly approaches the coronavirus is spiking throughout the nation, making any chances of Trump winning slim to none, and slim just left town. Almost 80 million people have already voted; Trump’s defeat is baked in the cake.

It’s Not Election Day That Keeps Me Up at Night, It’s the Post-Election Period. God Knows what a Humiliated Trump Will Do

Politicians, pundits and the general public is worried President Donald Trump won’t accept a Joe Biden win and refuse to leave the White House. Because of the huge absentee and mail-in vote this presidential cycle, some pundits are predicting that a winner may not be declared until days or even weeks after the election, giving Trump an excuse to prematurely declare victory.

In a close election it’s not unusual for a winner to be declared until all the votes are counted which may be days after the election. But I don’t think we have to worry about that scenario, Joe Biden has a significant lead in the national polls, and more importantly a lead in most of the battleground states. Democrats are still in a state of shock over the 2016 defeat of Hillary Clinton, and they are reluctant to admit that all signs point to a Biden landslide victory.

The pertinent question is what will the stable genius do with the final 77 days of his presidency after he loses?

If even presidents who care about their legacies and abide by democratic norms take suspect actions in the closing weeks of their presidencies, what will a president who thrives on chaos and controversy do during his lame duck period?

In the last days of his administration George H.W. Bush pardoned officials behind the Iran-Contra scandal, and in his last days Bill Clinton pardoned financier Mark Rich, a controversial action that dogged him for decades. Trump will go pardon crazy, pardoning himself and preemptively pardoning members of his crime family.

There’s no telling what havoc Trump will unleash in the weeks after his humiliating loss, his tiny hand will be itching to push the red button on his desk.

It’s not the election that keeps me up at night it’s the post-election period when a furious and humiliated Trump who has nothing left to lose still has all the powers of the presidency.

Trump Has No Regrets About How He Has Handled Pandemic

In a recent interview with Sinclair Broadcasting Group’s Eric Bolling, the Trump-friendly reporter asked the president:

“With COVID, is there anything that you think you could have done differently, if you had a mulligan or a do-over on one aspect of the way you handled it, what would it be.?”

The coronavirus pandemic is the most important issue facing the electorate, and polls show that a majority of voters think Trump hasn’t taken the pandemic seriously.

Trump could have acted against type, expressed a little humility and promised to do more to mitigate the pandemic. Instead faced with a raging virus that has killed almost 230,000, he nonchalantly replied: Not much.

Not much, said the stable genius who is loathe to admit any mistake.

Not much, said the sociopath who is unable to sympathize with the millions of Americans who have been severely affected by the pandemic.

Not much, said the fucking moron who doesn’t have much of a plan for winning the war on the coronavirus.

Not much is the strategy that Trump has employed to deal with the greatest crisis of his administration. He hasn’t done much to encourage Americans to wear masks. He hasn’t done much to increase testing. He hasn’t done much to give a platform to the scientists and physicians of his own coronavirus response team. He hasn’t done much to encourage citizens to practice social distancing. He hasn’t done much to encourage us to avoid large crowds.

Instead the super spreader-in-chief mocks politicians and reporters who wear masks, ridicules his own medical experts, and holds super spreader campaign events in states hit hard by the virus.

Because Trump hasn’t done much about the coronavirus, he will be defeated in a landslide next Tuesday.  

White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows: ‘We Are Not Going to Control the Pandemic’

Health experts have been warning since the start of the coronavirus pandemic that cases would surge in the fall and winter and true to predictions the United States has hit the highest 7-day average of cases since the pandemic began.

This is bad news for Donald Trump who has been downplaying the virus for months, and who in the closing days of the campaign has been falsely reassuring his crowds that we are rounding the corner.

Trump’s campaign strategy has been to ignore the pandemic and to try to make the genial and trustworthy Joe Biden the focus by depicting him as a corrupt and demented lifelong politician.

The electorate, with the exception of Trump’s cultlike followers, isn’t buying his ridiculous assertion that Biden is a corrupt politician and the reality of 222,000 deaths blows away the lie that we are rounding the corner.

The comments by White House chief of staff Mark Meadows that the US can’t control the fast-worsening pandemic is overshadowing Trump’s desperate last-ditch bid to save his reelection bid.

The trajectory of the presidential campaign and the pandemic isn’t changing, and Biden will win in a landslide, and we won’t round the corner on the pandemic until Biden is in office.

At MAGA Rally Supporter Standing Behind Trump Makes Racist Hand Gesture

Video of Donald Trump’s MAGA rally on Friday shows a supporter standing in the crowd behind the president repeatedly making a hand gesture commonly used by the Proud Boys and other white supremacist groups.

The “OK” hand symbol is included in the Anti-Defamation League’s database of hate symbols used by white supremacists and other far-right extremists.

It wasn’t a furtive gesture; the man defiantly looks straight ahead flashing the racist symbol for about fifteen seconds. The man felt comfortable making the racist symbol, after all he was standing behind a racist buffoon who tacitly supports white supremacists.

It’s ironic that a gesture commonly used by people around the world to indicate that everything is OK has been appropriated by racists, an indication that everything is not OK in the world’s greatest democracy. Only in the Trump era would a gesture that indicates that everything is copacetic be used as a symbol of white supremacy.

Needless to say, Trump hasn’t denounced his supporter for flashing a racist symbol, he’d be loath to alienate racists who are an integral part of his base.

When Joe Biden wins in a landslide, I will make the OK sign to signify that everything is once again normal in America.

National Make a Dog’s Day

“National Make A Dog’s Day on October 22nd provides an opportunity to give all dogs the best day of their lives. The day not only encourages visits to shelters, but it is also a reminder to animal lovers everywhere to adopt instead of shop for a new pet.

Approximately 3.3 million dogs enter shelters in the United States annually, many being relinquished by their owners. Worse still, approximately 35% of the animals that enter shelters are euthanized. While numbers continue to decline, the need for adoption continues to be overwhelming. One sure way to make a dog’s day is giving them a new, loving home through adoption.”

NationalDayCalendar.Com

The purpose of National Make a Dog’s Day is to encourage animal lovers to adopt a shelter dog.

I adopted my pooch, Princess, from an animal shelter, and I’m confident I made her day when I took her home with me, but she’s made my day every single day since I rescued her.  

Princess is persuaded that her reason for living is to make me happy: she jumps on me with joyful exuberance when I take her walking, she gazes at me lovingly when I’m watching TV or surfing the Internet, and she jumps on my bed at night to keep me company. Her life revolves around me, and when I’m happy she’s happy.

Adoption is just the beginning of the process of making a dog’s day. A canine is concerned primarily with our welfare, it’s time to reciprocate. Every day we just ask ourselves, “How can I make my pet happy today?” When was the last time you took your dog to the dog park? When’s the last time you bought her a new toy or a super-sized bone?

When you do something special for a friend or family member, they don’t always appreciate it, but I guarantee your doggy will appreciate every little thing you do for him.

I don’t know about you, but for me every day on my calendar is National Make a Dog’s Day.

Pope Francis Declares Support for Civil Unions for Same-Sex Couples! Big Deal, How About Allowing Gays to Marry?

“Pope Francis has declared support for civil unions for same-sex couples for the first time, according to the Catholic News Agency.

The Pope made the historic remarks in a new documentary film, ‘Francesco,’ which was released in Rome on Wednesday.

‘Homosexual people have a right to be in a family. They’re children of God and have a right to a family. Nobody should be thrown out or be made miserable over it,’ the Pope said in the film, the Catholic News Agency reported.

‘What we have to create is a civil union law. That way they are legally covered,’ the Pope said.”

CNN

I’m glad that the leader of the historically homophobic Catholic Church has finally declared his support for civil unions for same-sex couples. The pontiff has suggested in past interviews that he isn’t against civil unions, but this is the first that that he has explicitly supported same-sex civil unions.

The pope argues that homosexual people have a right to be in a family. He states that they’re children of God and have a right to a family. Damn Skippy, they are the children of God, not the step-children of God, and they shouldn’t be treated like second-class citizens. The pope should advocate for gays and lesbians to have the right to marry, just like their heterosexual brothers and sisters in the faith.

The pope should also declare that priests should have the right to marry, whether it’s to a fellow priest, a sister or anybody else.

I’m not a Catholic, and I think organized religions are the greatest threat to democracy and liberty, but unfortunately millions of people around the world live their lives according to the dictates of the Catholic Church, and that’s why I wish the Church would join the 21st century and treat gays and lesbians with dignity and respect.

Pat Robertson Claims God Told Him Trump Will Win Reelection and Usher in End Times

Pat Robertson reports that he has been told by God that Trump will win reelection … and it will bring about the beginning of the End Times.

I try not to engage in conversation with racists, morons, buffoons and assholes, and it makes me wonder why the Almighty has a penchant for speaking to assholes the likes of Pat Robertson. Shouldn’t the omniscient Creator of the universe exercise some discipline to whom He speaks?

I’m guessing the Lord doesn’t speak to me because when I fart, I don’t cup my ears to interpret the Word of God emanating from my ass. White Trump supporting evangelicals who believe that a satanic cabal of pedophiles controls the world have no problems believing Robertson when he imparts divine wisdom by breaking wind.

It should be noted that this isn’t the first time that Robertson has predicted the end of the world, in the 80’s he prophesied:

“I guarantee you by the end of 1982 there is going to be a judgment on the world.”

I’m not a prophet or a theologian, but I predict that these are the end times for the 90-year-old snake oil salesman.

I’m not going to place my right hand on the Bible, but I predict that Joe Biden is going to win in a landslide. God isn’t whispering in my ear or speaking through my ass; I’m relying on the polls that show Biden leading in the national polls, and more importantly in all the swing states.

Knock On Wood: Trump is Going to Lose in a Landslide

Donald Trump isn’t a nuanced thinker; he doesn’t see things in shades of gray. Trump has a binary perspective in life, you’re either a winner or a loser. If you inherit or by any means accrue wealth you are a winner, and if you are poor you are a loser. Trump promised his supporters that they would win so much, that they would be sick and tired of winning.

Trump’s supporters, aside from the millionaires and billionaires, aren’t doing much winning lately, his mismanagement of the coronavirus has plunged Americans into financial disaster.

Trump, who views himself at the ultimate winner, is looking more and more like he’s headed to an election loss of epic proportions. The braggard-in-chief is openly contemplating the prospect of losing, while Joe Biden is warning his supporters against overconfidence in the face of national polls and swing state polls that show him winning by double digits.

There are only 15 days until the general election and 23 million votes have already been cast. Time is running out for Trump, and his desperate attempts to smear the genial Biden with conspiracy theories about his son have failed to gain traction with the general public.

Thursday’s final presidential debate, is Trump’s last and best chance to change the direction of this election, he may have better luck changing the course of the mighty Mississippi river by using his tiny hands to slap the water in the other direction.

Trump cannot afford another bad debate performance. His out-of-control performance in the first debate helped Biden extend his polling advantage. But after almost four years in office, we know that Trump will always be Trump. He’s not going to be respectful to his opponent and the moderator, and he’s not going to restrain his bombastic rhetoric.

I predict that Trump will suffer another bad debate performance, and I predict he will go down to defeat on November 3, 2020.

Trump’s Addiction to MAGA Rallies Guarantees His Defeat

Donald Trump is like a husband whose addiction to strip clubs is putting his marriage in jeopardy. In spite of his wife’s pleas to end to his infidelity and stop wasting their money on lap dances, he double downs on hitting the strip clubs with his friends. He’s intoxicated by the attention he elicits from exotic dancers when he makes it rain, and he pays a fortune for a lap dance, when he could spend a fraction for sexual intercourse from your average hooker. He will continue to patronize strip clubs until he’s broke and his spouse has left him.

Trump is addicted to his MAGA rallies, and he has promised to hold a super-spreader MAGA every day until the election. Trump hasn’t attempted to broaden his appeal; he has refused to temper his vitriolic rhetoric and divisive language.

Trump feeds off the toxic ambience of his campaign rallies, and racist stump speeches energizes his base, but they do nothing to expand his base, in fact they repel anyone who isn’t a cult member.

But Trump prefers the safety and comfort of his revival meetings with his white evangelical base over the fear of rejection of appealing to anyone who hasn’t swallowed the Kool-Aid.

Trump’s campaign strategy of appealing to his base only will lead to his defeat; like the husband who is addicted to strip clubs his campaign will end up bankrupt, but unlike the aforementioned husband his base (wife), will remain faithful until the bitter end.

Trump the Moron Retweets Satirical ‘Babylon Bee’ News Story About Biden and Twitter

“The Babylon Bee is a news satire website that publishes satirical articles on religion, politics, current events, and well-known public figures. With intentional irony, the site describes itself as ‘the world’s best satire site, totally inerrant in all its truth claims.’”

Wikipedia

“Twitter Shuts Down Entire Network To Slow Spread Of Negative Biden News https://babylonbee.com/news/twitter-shuts-down-entire-network-to-slow-spread-of-negative-biden-news via @TheBabylonBee Wow, this has never been done in history. This includes his really bad interview last night. Why is Twitter doing this. Bringing more attention to Sleepy Joe & Big T”

Donald Trump tweet

The Babylon Bee is the conservative version of the Onion, the most popular satire site on the Internet. Most conservatives are devoid of humor and imagination, consequently the Bee lacks the bite and brilliance of the Onion.

Any moron can quickly decipher that the Babylon Bee is a satirical site, the motto on the Bee’s Twitter page proudly proclaims: Fake new you can trust. One of their recent stories was about how an appeals court overturned the death of Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

Donald Trump isn’t just any moron, he’s a fucking moron who has a distant relationship with the real truth but embraces and disseminates fake news.

Trump has retweeted countless fake news and conspiracy theories, and you’d think he would recognize the Bee’s Twitter story as fake. The short-fingered vulgarian who is on Twitter 24/7 should have realized that Twitter was never entirely shut down.

Trump is furious that Twitter blocked its users from tweeting a dubious New York Post story about the alleged business activities of Hunter Biden. Trump has probably never read an entire news story in his life; he just reads headlines and he’ll retweet any headline that’s pro-Trump without reading the article.

After Trump retweeted the Babylon Bee story, the site’s CEO Seth Dillon tweeted: “The Babylon Bee is the president’s most trusted news source.” It’s appropriate that a fake president who’s a pathological liar would retweet a fake news article and thereby giving incredible publicity to a satirical news site.

Trump the Super Spreader-in-Chief to Hold a Super-Spreader Rally Every Day Until Election

To no one’s surprise Donald Trump’s bout with a serious case of COVID-19 failed to temper his anti-science rhetoric; he’s still downplaying the coronavirus and refusing to treat it as an existential threat to our society.

In fact, the super spreader-in-chief is touting his own recovery as proof there is nothing to fear from a pandemic that’s has killed more than 217,000 Americans. Never mind that no other coronavirus patient in the world has a hospital suite dedicated to his recovery, and that the expensive experimental therapies he benefited from aren’t available to anyone else.

The Covidiot has promised to hold a super-spreader rally every day until the election. In his COVID-friendly rallies his maskless supporters are packed like sardines, and they bask in the presence of their Savior who has overcome the coronavirus.

Trump supporters live in an alternate reality where the coronavirus has no power to infect the righteous who worship the vulgarian-in-chief. They believe Trump’s argument that the pandemic is almost over, and that the coronavirus will miraculously disappear after he wins the election.

One thing is clear, the virus won’t disappear anytime in the foreseeable future, regardless who wins the election. But the pandemic of misinformation, conspiracy theories, and constant chaos will go away if Joe Biden wins.

Cow Hugging is the Animal Therapy We Need in the Age of Trump and the Coronavirus

“Therapy animals are not a new concept, but in a world where mental health is being tested by an ongoing pandemic, people are searching for comfort it what might seem like unusual places.

A practice that originated in the rural town of Reuver in the Netherlands, ‘koe knuffelen,’ which means ‘cow hugging’ in Dutch, is gaining global popularity, according to a BBC report.”

Fox 5

“Cow tipping is the purported activity of sneaking up on any unsuspecting or sleeping upright cow and pushing it over for entertainment. The practice of cow tipping is generally considered an urban legend, and stories of such feats viewed as tall tales.”

Wikipedia

Although most tales of cow tipping are apocryphal, the fact that we’ve all heard them is evidence of the low regard that we have for them. I love all animals and I don’t see any humor in a joke where the punch line is tipping over a cow. A cow will jump over the moon before you catch me poking fun at the ridiculous looking but adorable creatures.

Enough about cow tipping, cow hugging is a brand-new trend in 2020. Who would have imagined that such a historically horrible year would produce such a wonderful new fad?

Therapy animals aren’t a new concept, but it’s usually dogs or cats that come to mind. I live in a city and I don’t see any cows frolicking in front lawns when I jog around my neighborhood, but I would be willing to go out to the boonies to find a cow that I can hug.

“Cow cuddling is believed to promote positivity and reduce stress by boosting oxytocin in humans, the hormone released in social bonding. The calming effects of curling up with a pet or emotional support animal, it seems, are accentuated when cuddling with larger mammals.”

Fox 5

You may think cow hugging is more than a little bit silly, but in the time of the twin horrors of a pandemic and Trump I am willing to try anything to calm me down.

Lindsey Graham Says Blacks Can Go Anywhere in South Carolina if Conservative

“Graham made the comment in a televised ‘conversation’ with his political rival, former South Carolina Democratic party chair Jaime Harrison, the first African American to serve in the role.

He made the remark in the context of political careers, and said Harrison would lose because he is a Democrat, not because he is Black.

‘Do I believe our cops are systemically racist? No. Do I believe South Carolina is a racist state? No. Let me tell you why. To young people out there, young people of color, young immigrants, this is a great state, but one thing I can say without any doubt, you can be an African American and go to the Senate but you just have to share our values.’

He went on to say: ‘If you’re a young, African American or an immigrant, you can go anywhere in this state, you just need to be conservative, not liberal”.

The Guardian

South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham believes that if you’re a young African America you can go far in South Carolina and in Trump’s America as long as you are a conservative.

Graham wears rose-colored glasses in which systemic racism and police brutality don’t exist and blacks and other minorities can go far as long as they subscribe to conservative dogma that dehumanizes immigrants, Muslims, blacks, gays and women.

In other words, as long as they are Uncle Toms like the other senator from his state, Tim Scott, they are welcome under the GOP big tent. Just slap on an ingratiating smile like Scott, and you will go far young black man.

But if you are a black liberal who spouts nonsense like criminal justice reform, racial equality, reparations, Medicare for all …, you will be treated like a second-class citizen.

The voters of South Carolina must reject Graham’s plantation mentality, it has no place it a religiously and ethnically diverse democracy.

Graham is a self-loathing gay man who knows his fellow Republicans would turn against him if he sashayed out of the closet. He denies his sexual orientation, and he expects African Americans to likewise deny the progressive agenda that accepts them as equal members of our democracy. Sorry Lady G, not everyone is a sniveling coward like you.