Some call her Lady Graham and some call her Lady G,
but a lady she taint,
In fact this hypocrite is hardly a saint.
She’ll give you nightmares about ladybugs and such,
She’ll blab about Trump until you tell her to just hush.
You don’t have to be a rocket scientist or a stable genius,
to decipher why her mouth is orange like a pumpkin.
Everyone knows why even a white evangelical or a country bumpkin.
Lady G has Trump’s back, and Pence has hers,
gosh this gay train is so long,
So many sycophants really make you want to hit the bong.
Lady G sashay out of the closet,
stop kissing Trump’s ass,
Show us that the lady has some brass.