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MAGA Evangelicals Shrug at Trump’s Blashemy

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After evangelical Pastor Paula White, the Senior Advisor to the White House Faith Office, compared Donald Trump to Jesus Christ, Trump doubled down on the blasphemy, sacrilege, and heresy by posting on his Truth Social platform, an AI generated image depicting him as Jesus.

The blasphemous image depicted the billionaire buffoon in biblical-style white and red robes with light emanating from his demonically tiny hands as he healed a Jeffrey Epstein doppelganger in a hospital bed.

A horned, winged, demonic creature appeared in the background, seemingly giving his Satanic blessing as Trump attempted to resurrect the infamous pedophile.

White is a Prosperity Gospel grifter, thrice-married Jezebel with a penchant for speaking in tongues. The Dear Leader was sending a message to his sycophantic MAGA supporters: do not try to upstage me, I am the king of tomfoolery, narcissism, and blasphemy.

Trump’s remarks were considered offensive by Mainline Protestants, Roman Catholics, and Muslims, who hold differing views on Jesus but regard him with respect.

While several well-known MAGA evangelicals voiced their concern and disapproval, the majority of MAGA supporters reacted to Trump’s recent antics with indifference.

White evangelicals have a transactional relationship, not a spiritual kinship with their bloated Savior. They will praise and even worship him if he continues to support the genocidal state of Israel, oppose abortion and appoint conservative Supreme Court Justices.

If Trump throws one of his dirty diapers on a Nativity Scene, they will merely shrug and praise him to high heaven.

Video of Paula White Praying for Trump Victory Goes Viral

A video of peroxide blond Paula White, Donald Trump’s spiritual adviser, passionately praying for his reelection has gone viral, eliciting over 20 million views on Twitter. The viral video has been remixed more times than a Drake or Cardi B hit single.

In the video, White is heard praying:

“Strike, strike, strike until you have victory, for every enemy that is aligned against you, let there be that we would strike the ground for you will give us victory, God.

For angels are being released right now, angels are being dispatched right now, for angels have even been dispatched from Africa right now, Africa right now, Africa right now, they’re coming here, they’re coming here in the name of Jesus, from South America, they’re coming here…”

White then goes off on an extended riff praying in tongues. It’s hard for a non-theologian like me to discern what is more unadulterated bullshit, when she prophesies that angels from Africa and South America are being dispatched to America to secure the reelection of a president who considers countries in Africa and South America shithole countries or the gibberish that emanates from her mouth when she speaks in tongues.

While White is praying her fool head off on the behalf of Trump a man can be seen nonchalantly walking back and forth across the stage, right behind her. That unidentified man is all of us, we could give a flying fig what nonsense White is uttering.

I’ve had enough of this shit show, once Joe Biden is certified as the winner of the presidential election, I hope that Trump and his white evangelical clowns disappear from the national spotlight.