Photo Depicts Pedophile Jeffrey Epstein and His Madam Ghislaine Maxwell Being Blessed by Pope John Paul II

A newly unearthed photograph depicts pedophile Jeffrey Epstein and socialite and pimp Ghislaine Maxwell being blessed by John Paul II in 2003.

Reportedly they took a private plane to the Vatican to receive the papal blessing.

The pontiff did not know that Epstein and Maxwell trafficked underage girls to the wealthy and powerful, all he knew was that Epstein was a financier and Maxwell was a socialite. Nothing inherently wrong with those professions, but how did that qualify them for an audience with the pope?

This photo speaks of the utter corruption of the Roman Catholic Church, this patriarchal organization is infamous for coddling, condoning and protecting an army of pedophile priests.

Pedophile Epstein and his madam were able to manipulate their way into the Vatican, to be blessed by His Holiness, Pope of the pedophile priesthood.  

Link to photograph:

https://www.the-sun.com/news/4110742/jeffrey-epstein-ghislaine-maxwell-blessed-pope/

Trump Releasing ‘Our Journey Together’ Photo Book in Time for Christmas

The functionally-illiterate Donald Trump previously teased that he was writing “the book of all books.”

His evangelical supporters, who treat him as the Messiah, were probably expecting a tome destined to be included in the canon of Scripture.

The rest of us who were expecting a coloring book or at best a graphic novel, weren’t far off the mark:

“Today I am thrilled to announce I will be publishing a wonderful book in time for Christmas!” Trump said in a statement. “‘Our Journey Together’ is a collection of beautiful photos captured during our very successful time in the White House.”

The coffee table book features hundreds of photographs that were “handpicked by the President” and captions that he wrote.

What publishing company would stoop so low as to publish a book written by the twice-impeached disgraced president? A publishing company founded by his son Donald Trump, is the answer.

I wouldn’t give my worst enemy Trump’s book for Christmas, but I don’t doubt that most MAGA households will have his book on their coffee tables.

White Evangelicals are as Execrable as Their Orange Messiah, Donald Trump

“Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.”

Exodus 20: 3 & 4

Anything a Christian places before God, whether it’s something material, a philosophy or a human being is an idol.

Admiring a human being isn’t a sin, there are many individuals worthy of admiration: who doesn’t admire the intelligence of Albert Einstein, the, the physical prowess of Lebron James, the courage of Martin Luther King Jr., and the integrity and eloquence of Abraham Lincoln?

But the most admirable human being in the world falls far short of the perfection of God, and a believer must never ascribe the qualities of deity to any man or woman.

White evangelicals are guilty of the sin of idolatry, they have elevated the physically and morally repulsive Donald Trump to the level of a deity. Evangelist Franklin Graham compared House Republicans who voted for Trump’s impeachment to Jesus’ betrayer, Judas Iscariot. Pastor John MacArthur proclaimed that true believers had to vote for him. Donald Trump, not Jesus Christ, is the Messiah that evangelicals worship.

They accept every utterance that emanates from Trump’s sphincter-shaped mouth as the Gospel, and they take umbrage at anyone who ridicules or criticizes his vain babbling.

You will become like the person you worship. White evangelicals have become as racist, misogynist, homophobic, vindictive, xenophobic and just plain evil as their Orange Messiah.

History will judge Donald Trump and his evangelical followers as one of the greatest threats ever posed to our secular democracy.

Pastor John Hagee’s Cornerstone Church Holds Rally Where Audience Chants ‘Let’s Go, Brandon’

John Hagee’s Cornerstone Church in San Antonio hosted the Reawaken America Tour when a speaker led the audience in a chant of “Let’s Go, Brandon,” a euphemism for “Fuck Joe Biden.”

Several prominent Christian figures condemned the chant, arguing it was out of place at a gathering held in a Christian church.

I agree that such a hateful and disrespectful chant is out of place at a Christian house of worship, but it’s not out of place at an evangelical church. I draw a distinction between Christianity and the Evangelical movement, which is a bastardization of the faith.

John Hagee is an influential evangelical leader and a vehement defender of former president Donald Trump, and the evangelical movement has made common cause with Trump and every vile thing he stands for.

Instead of abjectly apologizing the Cornerstone Church issued the following press release:

“This past week, Cornerstone Church facilities were used by an outside organization. Cornerstone Church is not associated with this organization and does not endorse their views.”

Hagee rented his facilities to an organization he knew was far-right and white nationalist in its leanings, and he is responsible for everything take takes place in his church. Unlike Hagee I’m not a sanctimonious asshole who pretends to be shocked by the use of profanity. All I have to say is Fuck John Hagee, Fuck Reawaken America and Fuck Evangelicals.  

Passage of the Infrastructure Bill a Monumental Victory for Biden Administration

On August 2021 the Senate gave overwhelming bipartisan approval to a $1 trillion infrastructure bill to rebuild the nation’s deteriorating roads, bridges, waterways ports and airports.

The vote, 69 to 30, was shocking, considering the toxic atmosphere of the Senate where bipartisanship consensus is almost impossible to achieve. If the Democrats in the Senate passed a resolution stating that the world is round, the vote would be 50 to 50, with all Republicans voted against the measure, if their Dear Leader Donald Trump declared that the Earth is as flat as Taylor Swift’s butt.

This was a monumentally historical legislative victory, and the Democrats who control the House should have immediately approved the bill and sent it to President Joe Biden to sign.

But progressive Democrats held the infrastructure bill hostage until moderate Democrats committed to supporting the social policy and climate change package, known as the Build Back Better Act.

On November the House finally passed the infrastructure bill and a couple of weeks later Biden finally signed the bill. Shame on the Democrats for playing politics and needlessly delaying passage of the infrastructure bill that will rebuild and repair our failing infrastructure, make our buildings more energy efficient, create thousands of good jobs and stimulate the economy.

But we must not lose sight of the fact that administrations going back decades punted the ball, and the Trump administration famously held an infrastructure bill almost every other week.

So, congratulations are certainly in order for the Biden administration. Bravo!

Fascist Michael Flynn Wants to Establish a Christian Theocracy

At a far-right rally Michael Flynn uttered the following words which should terrify anyone who treasures our democracy:

“If we are going to have one nation under God which we must, we have to have one religion. One nation under God & one religion under God”

Flynn is the former national security advisor in the Trump administration who was pardoned early this year by the former president after pleading guilty to lying to the FBI.

I vehemently disagree with Flynn’s fascist declaration. No nation, least of all a democracy, should be under the thumb of any deity. It’s not the Bible, but the Constitution that unites our pluralistic society. Organized religion seeks only to destroy every secular institution and power structure that doesn’t bow down before their myths and superstitions.

Flynn and his ilk despise our democracy, and they seek to establish a theocracy for a white Christian minority. Imagine if a Muslim politician said:

We must have one nation under God, and we must have one religion. And that God is Allah and that religion is Islam.

Evangelicals would have their panties in a twist, and they demand that politician to be removed from office.

We must have one nation under the Constitution where every individual is free to worship his God, or no God.

Twitter Permanently Bans Newsmax White House Correspondent For Tweeting COVID Conspiracy Theories

“On 1 November 2021, Newsmax White House correspondent Emerald Robinson tweeted a warning: ‘Dear Christians: the vaccines contain a bioluminescent marker called LUCIFERASE so that you can be tracked’. Robinson’s tweet was soon deleted, and her Twitter account temporarily locked for repeated violations of Twitter’s COVID-19 misinformation policy (before being permanently banned on 10 November 2021).

Health Feedback

My first thought is why was a crazy conspiracy theorist who works for Newsmax, a cable news network that spews rightwing propaganda and conspiracy theories 24/7, granted credentials to serve as a White House correspondent?

My second thought is, I’m not surprised that Robinson, an evangelical Christian, believes that the COVID vaccines contain a marker so they can be tracked by the federal government.

After all, evangelicals believe in all types of nonsense like the notion that we are living in the End Times and that Jesus will soon Rapture his believers out of this world, meet them in the air, and I guess transport them to paradise.

WWJD? Jesus would rapture the racist, judgmental, and hateful evangelicals out of this world and dump them in the Lake of Fire.

Newsmax disavowed Robinson’s claims and she is currently off the air, but she hasn’t been fired. This screwball who plays at being a journalist should have been summarily fired by Newsmax, and her White House credentials should have been revoked.

Donald Trump Will Win if He Faces a Frail Joe Biden or a Cackling Kamala Harris in 2024

Donald Trump almost destroyed our democracy during his tenure, and after his landslide election loss to Joe Biden only his incompetence and the courage of a few key Republican election officials prevented his coup from being successful.  

The Trump administration was marked by chaos, corruption and criminality, there were no guard rails and no adults in the house to curb his worst instincts.

America breathed a collective sigh of relief after Joe Biden was inaugurated, and many of us fooled ourselves into thinking that Trump would never be elected president again.

But Trump retains complete control of the Republican Party and his base is as committed as ever to their orange messiah.

If the physically frail and mentally impaired Joe Biden survives his term in office, he will be 82 if he runs for reelection. I don’t think Biden will have the energy or the inclination to run for reelection, and I don’t think the Democratic Party would allow such a farce to play out.

I don’t think Vice President, Kamala Harris, is perceived as Biden’s likely successor, currently her approval rating is a dismal 28 percent.  The Elmo of the Biden administration doesn’t have the gravitas, charisma or political skills to run a successful presidential campaign.

Donald Trump will win if he faces Harris or Biden in 2024, and this time he will be completely out-of-control, with no worries about reelection to curb his behavior. It’s not too early to worry about who will succeed Biden, and it’s incumbent upon Democratic presidential hopefuls to start planning their presidential campaigns.

Kellyanne Conway is Like a Tinder Date From Hell

You finally meet your Tinder date and you are appalled to discover it’s Kellyanne Conway, your testicles shrivel, your eyes turn glassy and you swear on your mother’s grave that you will never swipe right again.

Then after a few drinks the clock strikes midnight, and she turns into the Crypt Keeper and starts uttering racist garbage and you determine to sue Tinder if you survive your date from hell.

Kellyanne is trending on Twitter because in a Fox News interview she uttered this patently ridiculous statement:

“I worked in that White House for four years. We never even heard of a such of a thing. There was no supply chain crisis”

Conway is stuck in a twilight zone where alternative facts are accepted as Gospel. No supply chain crisis during the Trump administration? Really? Bitch, please!

I remember a shortage of toilet paper, hand sanitizer, rubbing alcohol, PPE Gear (masks, gloves, ventilators), COVID tests and vaccines.

Conway the Crypt Keeper is really more like Freddy Krueger or any of those movie monsters who are seemingly invincible, who keep coming back from the dead to terrorize a new generation of clueless teenagers.

Conway please just shut up; I don’t ever want to see you trending on Twitter again.

Joe Biden and Jill Biden Take a Stroll Along Delaware Beach

“President Joe Biden and first lady Dr. Jill Biden spent the weekend in Delaware, where they went for a late afternoon stroll Sunday along the beach at Cape Henlopen State Park.

Like any other couple there enjoying the last days of fall, the casually-dressed Bidens — they both wore sneakers and she wore jeans — snapped a selfie together (above), with the president holding the camera and wrapping his arm around the first lady.”

Audacy.com

President Joe Biden and first lady Dr. Jill Biden taking a stroll on a beach shouldn’t be news, but this normal activity by a loving couple is noteworthy because it’s a contrast to the chaos, confusion and criminality of the Trump administration.

Notice all the ways this Biden date is different from a typical Trump date. Was there ever a Trump date night during his administration?

Biden was wearing a baseball cap emblazoned with the seal of the president of the United States, not a red MAGA cap that is a symbol of racism.

Joe was wrapping his arm around Jill, and she wasn’t swatting away his hand.

Jill’s coat didn’t have a snarky or mean message.

The Bidens were taking a stroll on a beach located in a state park, not in a private luxury resort. I treasure the normal behavior of the Bidens; I hope Donald Trump never runs for president again

Marilyn Manson’s Appearance at Kanye West’s Sunday Service Has Evangelicals Hoping He Has Converted to Christianity

Shock rocker Marilyn Manson appeared on stage with rapper Kanye West, who now goes by the name Ye, and pop singer Justin Bieber at West’s Sunday Service.

Manson led a prayer circle with West and Bieber, and nodded as the Bieber proclaimed, “we cast out any demonic presence on this day in the name of Jesus.”

I doubt that Manson who has multiple credible sexual assault allegations against him, West who is a fervent supporter of the abominable Donald Trump and Bieber who had a monster hit with “Baby”, a ditty that no doubt is on an eternal loop in hell, have the power to cast out any demons.

Evangelicals are salivating over the prospect that Manson’s appearance at West’s Sunday Service means that he has converted to Christianity.

Evangelicals don’t realize how toxic they are, normal persons aren’t impressed with an Uncle Tom rapper, a bubble gum pop star and a shock rocker with a predilection for sexually assaulting young women.

Real Christians, and probably even atheists, are praying that the Almighty will cast out these demonic music stars from the pop charts.

Most White Evangelicals Wish America Was a Christian Centric Nation

“The researchers at the Public Religion Research Institute (PRRI) just released their 2021 American Values Survey. There’s a lot of information in the full report, but one chart in particular deserves a closer look.

The question basically asked people if they would rather live in a pluralistic nation… or a predominantly Christian one. And only 13% of white evangelicals longed for a pluralistic country. 57% of them wanted to live in a mostly Christian bubble.”

Hemant Mehta

Christian nationalism is the belief in the notion that America was founding on Biblical principles and that the federal government should take active steps to preserve its Christian character.  

Many white evangelicals are Christian nationalists and they want to transform the Republican Party into a Religious Party and convert our democracy into a theocracy.

The strength of America is our religious, cultural, and ethnic diversity, but the pluralistic nature of our democracy is anathema to evangelicals. They live in a mostly Christian bubble: they stream PureFlex instead of Netflix, get their news from Fox News and Newsmax instead of ABC News and CNN, and denounce science and facts and extol religious myths and fanciful conspiracy theories.

Their main dogma is the belief that Donald Trump is the Messiah the Almighty has anointed to establish a theocracy. One man’s utopia is another man’s dystopia, and I am determined to expose the racism, misogyny, homophobia and extremism of the American evangelical movement.

I will burst their Christian bubble and ensure that their vision of Cristian nationalism will never become a reality.

Listening to Mariah Carey’s ‘All I Want for Christmas is You’ is a Transcendent and Orgasmic Experience

Mariah Carey is the unofficial Queen of Christmas, and every other woman, even the Virgin Mary, must bow down before the ethereal creature who embodies the Christmas spirit with every breath she takes and every note she sings.

The Stoneleigh P bar in Dallas, is attempting to snuff out the Christmas spirit by limiting Carey’s Yuletide classic, “All I Want for Christmas is You” to be played on the jukebox only one time a night.

This is an abomination! Sacrilege! Heresy! An affront to the Queen of Christmas! Every bar, every church, every public building should be playing “All I Want for Christmas is You” on a loop from November 1 to December 25.

All I Want for Christmas is for “All I Want for Christmas is You” to be declared the official Christmas song of America.

If Mariah came to my house and sang her iconic Xmas song to me on Christmas Day it would be like the Rapture, Harmonic Convergence and my birthday all rolled into one.

Trump’s PAC Offers Christmas Wrapping Paper Bearing His Likeness for $35 Donation

“With just 54 days until Christmas, Donald Trump’s political action committee, Save America, is enticing supporters of the former president to donate more than $35 in exchange for ‘Official Trump Wrapping Paper.’

‘President Trump asked us to personally reach out to you because he wants to make sure you get our NEW Trump Gift Wrapping Paper in time for Christmas,’ an email sent to supporters Monday reads.”

Audacy.com

Donald Trump isn’t the Grinch who stole Christmas, he’s the Grifter who exploits Christmas to squeeze every last red cent from his gullible supporters.

Perhaps Melania could do a commercial for Trump’s Christmas wrapping paper: Who gives a fuck about Christmas stuff and decorations? But I will accept expensive fucking Xmas gifts wrapped in Trump wrapping paper.

Trump’s sycophants have a penchant for wearing Trump-branded attire to signify their allegiance to their Orange Messiah, and I have no doubt that Save America will sell out their stockpile of “Official Trump Wrapping Paper.”

If I receive a gift wrapped in Trump wrapping paper, I would throw it away without unwrapping it because nobody who supports the short-fingered vulgarian has the good taste to buy a gift that I would find appealing.

On second thought I might keep the Trump wrapping paper and use it as toilet paper.

Exodus From Organized Religion is America’s Salvation

“Gallup’s pollsters began measuring church membership in 1937 — 84 years ago — and found that 73% of Americans belongs to a church. Earlier this year, Gallup reported that membership in any church or denomination fell below 50% om 2020 and now stands at 47% and dropping.”

Blue Ridge Muse

Atheists, agnostics and people who simply believe that the existence or non-existence of a deity has no bearing on how they live their lives find educational, recreational and invigorating ways to spend their Sunday mornings. You’ll find these good folks reading a book, jogging, walking a dog, watching a football game or enjoying a leisurely breakfast while the pious are sitting in their pews listening to their preacher.

If you’re an evangelical who attends church religiously, but have misgivings about your pastor mixing the Gospel with reactionary politics and are embarrassed to be seen entering a church where Trump is revered as a messiah figure, you should join us and find a more productive ways to spend your Sunday mornings.

There’s a nationwide exodus of spiritual people walking away from organized religion and worshipping God in nature, in fellowship with people of diverse belief systems, and in solitary contemplation.

WWJD? If Jesus returned today, I doubt that he would attend a megachurch or any kind of church; on Sundays, you would find him working in a soup kitchen, volunteering in a hospital or prison or playing with a pooch.

Find freedom from organized religion, you’ll get much more joy and fulfillment playing with your pet on a Sunday morning than listening to your pastor’s divisive sermons.

Warmonger Joe Biden is Leading Us to War Against China

Joe Biden is a warmonger in the mold of a Dick Cheney or a Lindsey Graham. How else can you interpret last month’s announcement of the Australia, U.K and U.S military alliance in Asia? This coordinated military buildup in East Asia is unmistakably aimed at China.

China is inexorably on a march to becoming the world’s preeminent economic power, and Biden seeks to save face by trying to prevent them from also gaining military superiority.

Towards that end American troops are now stationed in Taiwan and training with the Taiwanese military. This is an inexcusable provocation, and Biden is risking war with a nuclear nation. China considers Taiwan its province, and won’t let this affront go unanswered. This American aggression will only ensure that the self-governing island will be reunited with the mainland, sooner rather than later.

I find it infuriating that our semi-senile 78-year-old president is leading us to a war where there will be no winners, only millions of losers. Why are progressives mute? Why don’t they speak out against Biden’s warmonger machinations?

Joe Biden Gives Olivia Rodrigo a Shoe Horn, Aviator Sunglasses and M&M’s

“Olivia Rodrigo was a recipient of a strange gift from President Joe Biden. The 18-year-old singer appeared on Tuesday’s episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live, and recounted the gifts the president gave her when she visited the White House in July.

‘He gave me [aviator sunglasses], he gave me some M&Ms, and he also gave me a shoe horn, which was strange,’ she revealed. ‘Really. It had the presidential emblem on it.”

ETOnline.Com

Olivia Rodrigo visited President Joe Biden and Dr. Anthony Fauci at the White House as part of the presidential campaign to encourage young people to get the COVID-19 vaccine.

People Rodrigo’s age probably won’t listen to a septuagenarian like Biden or an octogenarian like Dr. Fauci, but hopefully they will heed a Gen Z pop star’s advice to get the jab.

Biden’s gifts to the young singer shows just how old and out-of-touch he is with today’s generation.  A shoe horn? Really? Anyone below the age of 40 will have to google the word to find out the purpose of the unusual gift. Biden uses a shoe horn almost every day to pry his foot out of his mouth.

M &M’s is an old school candy that was invented in 1941, and is still popular with people of all ages. Although Rodrigo would most likely prefer Skittles over M & M’s.

Aviator sunglasses? Really? Uncle Joe may look cool in his trademark aviator sunglasses, but nobody Rodrigo’s age would be caught dead wearing them.

I shouldn’t make fun of Biden, I had to google “Oliva Rodrigo” to find out who she is.

Trump is the Messiah Evangelicals Deserve

Evangelicals emphasize the born again experience as fundamentally necessary to be a member in good standing of their community. If you don’t claim Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior you will never become a member of their tribe.

It’s a common practice in church services and youth groups for new converts to share their testimony of how they came to Jesus. New believers tend to embellish their sinful past, because the more dramatic their testimony the more warmly they will be welcomed to the fold. Evangelicals love to hear a testimony of how a person who was in the depths of depravity found forgiveness and grace in Jesus Christ.

It’s de rigueur for an evangelist holding a revival crusade to share his testimony, usually on the last day. Nothing short of a Paul’s epiphany on the road to Damascus or a Prodigal Son experience will satisfy the congregation.

If the thrice married, serial philander, pathological liar, and braggadocios former casino owner Donald Trump repented of his sins, and accepted Jesus Christ as his Savior it’s understandable if he was embraced by evangelicals

Trump hasn’t repented of his sins, every day he finds new and innovative ways of breaking The Ten Commandments. He’s never claimed to be a born-again Christian and he only attends church on Easter and Christmas. The short-fingered vulgarian said he’s never sought forgiveness for his sins; I can’t imagine him prostrating himself before the Almighty.

Nevertheless, not only has Trump been enthusiastically received by evangelicals, but he’s been treated as the Anointed One who will Make America Great Again.

This paradox illustrates the truth that evangelicals care more about their political objectives than they do about their mission to evangelize the world. Trump’s adherence to Republican orthodoxy (pro-life, anti-immigrant, strong military, anti-gay) covers his myriad sins.

Cowboys for Trump Founder Couy Griffin Blasts Trump at QAnon Conference

“Addressing a crowd at a QAnon conference in Las Vegas over the weekend, Cowboys for Trump founder Couy Griffin turned against former President Donald Trump.

‘We supported President Trump for his fight for justice as well,’ said Griffin. ‘And for four years we cried ‘lock her up. Lock her up. Lock her up.’ We know she’s a criminal. What did the president tell us? ‘If I was in charge, you’d be in jail.’

‘Ok, Mr. President, you’ve been in charge of the law for four years,’ he continued. ‘At the end of your four-year time, the only ones locked up were men like me, and others like me, that have stood by the president the strongest.’”

Raw Story

It’s hilarious that there’s a group called “Cowboys for Trump”, the besotted billionaire wouldn’t recognize a real cowboy if he lassoed him and branded his fat ass with a mark identifying him as his bitch.

When the founder of the Cowboys for Trump rails against Trump at a QAnon conference, that’s a telling sign that the orange messiah may be losing his grip on his supporters.

After five years of hibernation Griffin finally woke up and realized that Hillary hasn’t been locked up, and she’ll never spend a day behind bars. During the 2016 presidential campaign the mantra “Lock Her Up” was uttered hundreds of times at MAGA rallies and Trump campaign appearances, and the Cowboys for Trump leader finally had an epiphany and realized that his Dear Leader has a penchant for making false campaign promises.

Trump is facing serious civil and criminal allegations, and there’s a good chance he’ll be locked up before his arch nemesis, Hillary.

Wake up cult members and smell the coffee like this Cowboys for Trump leader! Trump didn’t lock Hillary up, he didn’t build the wall, and he didn’t rescue thousands of boys and girls imprisoned in tunnels and bunkers by a cabal of pedophile Democratic politicians.

Evangelicals Should Stop Using Abortion as a Wedge Issue

The Old Testament is silent on the abortion issue, and Jesus Christ never mentioned it, but that doesn’t stop evangelicals from pushing the false narrative that the church has always considered it a sin in the sight of God.

When Roe v. Wade legalized abortion in 1973, Roman Catholics stood alone in Christendom in their crusade to overturn the landmark Supreme Court decision granting women sovereignty over their own bodies.

Protestants (including evangelicals), and Jews (including Orthodox Jews) hardly considered Roe v. Wade an existential threat to their respective religions. It wasn’t until the late 1970’s that evangelicals the likes of Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson and Chuck Colson joined forces with Catholics to use abortion as a wedge issue to advance their religious and political objectives.

Evangelicals may believe that salvation is by faith in Jesus Christ alone, but if an evangelical holds a pro-choice position, he/she is considered a heretic who isn’t really saved.

Evangelicals should welcome pro-choice believers into their tent, they shouldn’t allow an issue that isn’t central to the faith divide them. And they certainly shouldn’t demonize pro-choice Christians by referring to them as pro-abortion, nobody is pro-abortion. Pro-choice doesn’t mean pro-abortion, it means pro letting a woman make critical choices about her body and her health. There are critical issues facing evangelicals and society at large: climate change, COVID, contamination of the Gospel message by mixing it with politics and the rise of anti-democratic movements at home and abroad. Abortion isn’t one of them.

Superman is Bisexual! Deal With it Evangelicals and Homophobes!

Superman may wear tights, but he’s still the epitome of American machismo. After all, he’s faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.

Superman was created as a fictional character in 1938 and he’s fought against communism and protected our right to pursue happiness, to indulge in mindless consumerism and to enjoy the benefits of American exceptionalism.

But this is the 21st century and DC Comics has given The Man of Steel a makeover, starting with a new motto: Fighting for Truth, Justice and a Better Tomorrow.

DC Comics revealed that in an upcoming edition of its Superman comic, Clark Kent’s son (who is now Superman) will come out as bisexual.

This is anathema, not for comic book purists, but for evangelicals. Bible thumpers can accept their orange messiah indulging in golden showers with Russian hookers, but they can’t abide a bisexual Superman. Homophobes have lost their collective minds, “Hollywood is trying to make Superman gay and he is not,”, thundered Trump loyalist and Arizona state senator Wendy Rogers.

Deal with it bitches! It’s 2021 and Superman doesn’t change inside a phone booth, he’s not in the closet, and he doesn’t fight under the Banner of The American Way.

Although Superman still wears tights, and maybe he will even rock lavender tights sometime in the near future.

Joe Biden Really Needs to Stop Hugging Children

“Everybody knows I like kids better than people. Fortunately, they like me. That’s maybe why I like them”

Joe Biden during a Build Back Better event talking about the child tax credit in Hartford, Connecticut.

These words are creepy, coming from someone who has demonstrated an unnatural attraction for children. In fact, Biden’s predilection for embracing children is well documented, just search for “Creepy Joe Biden ” on YouTube.

To emphasize how much he loves children, he bearhugged a toddler outside the Capital Child Development Center. Never mind the creepy optics, it’s criminally negligent for Biden to hug an unvaccinated toddler during a pandemic. 

No wonder nearby protestors shouted: Fuck Joe Biden.

Trump: Republicans Won’t be Voting in 2020 or 2024 if ‘Presidential Election Fraud’ Not Solved

In a statement emailed to his supporters Trump said the following:

“If we don’t solve the Presidential Election Fraud of 2020 (which we have thoroughly and conclusively documented), Republicans will not be voting in ’22 or ’24.”

As usual the reality is the polar opposite of what Donald Trump asserts to be true. State and federal judges dismissed more than 50 lawsuits presented by then President Donald trump and his allies challenging the election or its outcome. The only thing that has been thoroughly and conclusively documented is that Trump spent his last months in power doing everything to undermine a free and fair election.

I instinctively and as a matter of course advise Trump’s devotees not to follow the advice of their morally bankrupt and intellectually deficient messiah.

But this is one time when I urge Trump’s supporters to heed the words of their Dear Leader. According to their eschatology Trump was anointed by God to Make America Great Again, and that means that they must accept every utterance by him as the Word of God. Listen to your messiah and don’t participate in any rigged elections. Don’t vote for Republicans candidates in 2022 or 2024.

A broken clock is right twice a day and for once in his life Trump has given worthy advice: Stay home Republicans and don’t vote in 2022 and 2024.

Superman Changes Motto to ‘Truth, Justice and a Better Tomorrow’

“Superman is officially moving on from ‘the American Way.’

Jim Lee, chief creative officer and publisher of DC, announced on Saturday during the virtual fan event DC Fandome that the Man of Steel’s motto will be ‘evolving’ from the well-known mantra that he fights for ‘Truth, Justice and the American Way.’

Superman’s new ‘mission statement’: ‘Truth, Justice and a Better Tomorrow.’”

Variety

Superman was born on the planet Krypton and I always found it hard to believe that he would adopt such a provincial mindset and fight for Truth, Justice and the American Way.

Superman was the original global citizen and he would never fight under the banner of “American Exceptionalism” “the American Way,” or any other such claptrap.

Superman belongs to the world and it’s a perversion of justice and truth to claim him as a uniquely American ideal.

Most movies, especially superhero movies, make more money overseas than they do in America, and it’s bad marketing to present Superman as fighting for the American Way.

It will be a better tomorrow when we stop thinking that America is better than every other country. Just remember, Trump became president and almost destroyed our democracy in our exceptional nation.

Donald Trump: I’m Not Into Golden Showers

The National Republican Senatorial Committee held a retreat in Palm Springs, Florida to discuss their strategy for retaking the House and Senate in the midterm elections.

In a classic example of being off subject, unprompted Donald Trump blurted “I’m not into golden showers.” “You know the great thing, our great first lady, “That one, she said, I don’t believe that one.” Am I supposed to infer that Melania believes every other disgusting accusation against her husband?

The short-fingered vulgarian resurrected the unsubstantiated claim that he once ordered prostitutes to perform golden showers in front of him while at a hotel in Russia. There’s a rumor that the tawdry episode was captured on video.

Trump is a pathological liar, and if he declares, “I’m not into golden showers”, that means that he’s drowning in golden showers. I would bet his wispy hair is urine-colored because of his penchant for indulging in golden showers.

If a patriot leaks the Trump Golden Showers video it would break the internet, but it wouldn’t necessarily destroy Trump’s chances of retaking the White House in 2024. If a video emerged of prostitutes pissing on him, his evangelical believers would declare that we were witnessing a miracle: Angels showering their orange messiah with the blessings of the Holy Ghost.

The EPA should declare Trump a toxic waste site: his face is sprayed with suntan chemicals, his diapers are full of shit, he’s drenched in urine courtesy of Russian working girls, and one can only imagine how many STD’s thrive on his puny presidential pecker.

Trump is so disgusting, I can’t write another word and I’m going to take a nice long shower.