Superman is Bisexual! Deal With it Evangelicals and Homophobes!

Superman may wear tights, but he’s still the epitome of American machismo. After all, he’s faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.

Superman was created as a fictional character in 1938 and he’s fought against communism and protected our right to pursue happiness, to indulge in mindless consumerism and to enjoy the benefits of American exceptionalism.

But this is the 21st century and DC Comics has given The Man of Steel a makeover, starting with a new motto: Fighting for Truth, Justice and a Better Tomorrow.

DC Comics revealed that in an upcoming edition of its Superman comic, Clark Kent’s son (who is now Superman) will come out as bisexual.

This is anathema, not for comic book purists, but for evangelicals. Bible thumpers can accept their orange messiah indulging in golden showers with Russian hookers, but they can’t abide a bisexual Superman. Homophobes have lost their collective minds, “Hollywood is trying to make Superman gay and he is not,”, thundered Trump loyalist and Arizona state senator Wendy Rogers.

Deal with it bitches! It’s 2021 and Superman doesn’t change inside a phone booth, he’s not in the closet, and he doesn’t fight under the Banner of The American Way.

Although Superman still wears tights, and maybe he will even rock lavender tights sometime in the near future.

Superman Changes Motto to ‘Truth, Justice and a Better Tomorrow’

“Superman is officially moving on from ‘the American Way.’

Jim Lee, chief creative officer and publisher of DC, announced on Saturday during the virtual fan event DC Fandome that the Man of Steel’s motto will be ‘evolving’ from the well-known mantra that he fights for ‘Truth, Justice and the American Way.’

Superman’s new ‘mission statement’: ‘Truth, Justice and a Better Tomorrow.’”


Superman was born on the planet Krypton and I always found it hard to believe that he would adopt such a provincial mindset and fight for Truth, Justice and the American Way.

Superman was the original global citizen and he would never fight under the banner of “American Exceptionalism” “the American Way,” or any other such claptrap.

Superman belongs to the world and it’s a perversion of justice and truth to claim him as a uniquely American ideal.

Most movies, especially superhero movies, make more money overseas than they do in America, and it’s bad marketing to present Superman as fighting for the American Way.

It will be a better tomorrow when we stop thinking that America is better than every other country. Just remember, Trump became president and almost destroyed our democracy in our exceptional nation.

Kanye West Felt Like Superman When He Put On a MAGA Hat But He Looked Like an Uncle Tom

“There was something about putting this hat on that made me feel like Superman.”

Kanye West

This was one of the dozen insane comments that the rapper made as part of an extended soliloquy during his infamous Oval Office meeting with Donald Trump.

I`m a Latino and if I donned a “Make America Great Again” hat I wouldn`t feel like a superhero, far from it. I would feel like a traitor to my community, considering Trump made dozens of disparaging remarks about Mexican migrants and Mexican-American citizens during his presidential campaign and during his tenure as president.

West is a traitor to his race, he might as well have put on a KKK pointed hat. Trump referred to African nations as “shithole countries,” and he has gone out of his way to mock and ridicule prominent African-Americans.

The phrase “Make America Great Again” implies that there was a time when our country was at the zenith of its greatness. I wonder does West think that glorious era was during slavery, or perhaps the Jim Crow period.

As an Hispanic I`m cognizant of the fact that my people have never enjoyed more opportunities than today, although we aren`t a perfect union and racism is still prevalent. I certainly don`t want to go back to the halcyon days for racists when people of color were treated like dogs.

Kanye, putting on the MAGA hat may have made you feel like Superman, but it made you look like an Uncle Tom house Negro.

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Donald Trump Jr. Posts Fake Time Cover of Donald Trump as Superman! I Want to Die!

“Social media users took delight in ridiculing President Donald Trumps oldest son on Saturday after he posted a bizarre picture of his father on the Internet.

Sharing a fake Time Magazine cover photo to Instagram, the post shows the commander-in-chief depicted as a superhero reminiscent of Superman.

The image also depicts the President with a long golden beard with a `T` instead of an `S` emblazoned across his chest.”

Daily Mail

It seems Junior shares his dad`s penchant for posting nonsense on social media and his love for fake Time Magazine covers.

Donald Trump Jr. may see his father as a Superman, but the rest of the world sees him as an arch-villain, such as the vengeful demon Pumpkinhead, that Superman would utterly destroy.

The fake Time Magazine cover depicts the Trump superhero with a long golden beard. I doubt the real Donald Trump can grow more than a wispy goatee, but if he had a long beard, it would certainly be golden because his sidekicks would be harlots who would always be satisfying his need for golden showers.

This disturbing image would be perfect on the cover of an alt-right porn DVD favored by the likes of Richard Spencer or on the wall of a museum whose curator is Satan himself.

If you are a fan of the Superman franchise, I beg you don`t click the link at the bottom of this page! You will never want to see another Superman movie!

See the hideous image for yourself, if you dare!

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