The functionally-illiterate Donald Trump previously teased that he was writing “the book of all books.”
His evangelical supporters, who treat him as the Messiah, were probably expecting a tome destined to be included in the canon of Scripture.
The rest of us who were expecting a coloring book or at best a graphic novel, weren’t far off the mark:
“Today I am thrilled to announce I will be publishing a wonderful book in time for Christmas!” Trump said in a statement. “‘Our Journey Together’ is a collection of beautiful photos captured during our very successful time in the White House.”
The coffee table book features hundreds of photographs that were “handpicked by the President” and captions that he wrote.
What publishing company would stoop so low as to publish a book written by the twice-impeached disgraced president? A publishing company founded by his son Donald Trump, is the answer.
I wouldn’t give my worst enemy Trump’s book for Christmas, but I don’t doubt that most MAGA households will have his book on their coffee tables.