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Dude Discovers Mama Cat and Kittens Under His Bed

“A man in London has to adjust to life as a cat dad after discovering a cat – that is not his – had given birth to a litter of kittens under his bed.

He has made contact with Cat Protection in an attempt to find mother cat`s owner, aware of the fact that he may have to give up his newly found fur babies.”

News Hub

This News Hub article raises more questions than it answers. For starters, what was mama cat doing in this stranger`s home? Is she a cat burglar who sneaked into this dude`s house and decided that it would make a perfect home for her and her kittens?

You may also be wondering what took this guy so long to notice that a cat and her kittens were under his bed. This I can understand, I never vacuum or look under my bed, a family of raccoons could be living under there for all I know.

This fellow found himself in a unique situation, but he`s doing all the right things. He`s trying to find the owner of the cat, and he`s turned to Twitter for advice on how to take care of the little ones.

If he can`t find the mama cat`s owner, I hope he keeps her and the babies. It looks like he`s a terrific dad to his fur babies.

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https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/world/2018/06/man-discovers-litter-of-kittens-under-bed-from-a-cat-that-wasn-t-his.html

Meet Buff Cat, the Most Muscular Cat in the Universe

When I tell people that I have a Pit Bull/German Shepherd mix they seem impressed, but when I let them know that I also have two cats, they look at me askance as if I`m the biggest pussy … cat in the world.

If they only knew that one of my cats, Tico, tips the scales at 25 pounds, and he struts around my house like he`s a Mack Daddy.

But I think even Tico would give a wide berth to the Internet`s latest feline sensation, Buff Cat. This colossus has broad shoulders, and he looks like he lifts weights at the gym every day.

I`m not a scaredy-cat but if Buff Cat hissed at me I would wet my drawers and run away like a schoolgirl.

But he`s a big pussy cat and a hit with the ladies. Check out his pics and videos:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/06/01/the-internet-cant-cope-with-how-buff-this-cat-is-7597619/

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There Will be a Day of Reckoning for Donald Trump

On January 23, 2016, presidential candidate Donald Trump boasted that he could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and not lose voters.

At the time I remember thinking, “What a clown, his followers will soon grow weary with his act and abandon him in droves.”

Obviously I was wrong and Trump was remarkably prescient, the past two and a half years have proven that he can get away with anything, as long as he remains faithful to the evangelical agenda.

If Trump shot a hapless tourist in the middle of 5th Avenue, his supporters would praise him for his marksmanship, and demand that he be made an honorary sheriff.

On June, 2, 2018 Rudy Giuliani, a former federal prosecutor, boasted that if his boss shot former FBI Director James Comey in the Oval Office that he wouldn`t be indicted for the dastardly crime while still serving as president.

One bombastic dumbass trying to outdo another bombastic dumbass!

If Trump rapes or murders someone while he`s president, handcuffs will be slapped on him faster than Mike Pence can plant a big sloppy kiss on his fat butt.

The president isn`t above the law. The president can`t pardon himself. The president can`t get away with murder. A day of reckoning is coming, I just pray that it gets here sooner rather than later.

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Mike Pence is an Abomination and an Affront to the Almighty

You don`t have to be a political science major, a historian or a particularly insightful individual to deduce that Donald Trump is a vulgar ignoramus who is an unqualified disaster as President of the United States.

Every day Trump perpetuates another outrage against the Constitution, common decency, and the rule of law. While white evangelicals pray that God will bless their Messiah, true Christians are praying that the Almighty will smite the Antichrist.

Mike Pence is the Vice President in no large part due to the recommendation of Paul Manafort, one of the slimiest political insiders in history.

Pence has been at the epicenter of the rise of Donald Trump to the White House almost from the start. The evangelical zealot was active in the Republican National Convention, where he was nominated, through the election campaign and let`s not forget that he was head of the transition, after Trump kicked Chris Christie to the curb. And of course he has been an eyewitness to all of the chaos and corruption of the past sixteen months of the Trump administration.

If anyone is aware of the moral depravity of the Trump administration, it`s Mr. Born Again, Mike Pence. Even though Trump`s behavior is antithetical to the teachings of Jesus Christ, you won`t find a more loyal supporter than Pence.

Pence is biding his time, hoping that when Trump leaves office, that he will be able to scrub off the filth, and run for president.

But even if he is successful, I have one question for the self-righteous creep: For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?

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Stings Like a Bee! Samantha Bee Calls Ivanka Trump a ‘Feckless C-Word’

“Samantha Bee had gone after Trump for failing to take action to stop the separation of undocumented families.

`Ivanka Trump, who works at the White House, chose to post the second most oblivious tweet we`ve seen this week,` Bee said on her show, `Full Frontal.` `You know, Ivanka, that`s a beautiful photo of you and your child, but let me just say, one mother to another, do something about your dad`s immigration practices, you feckless c***!`

Bee added that the president listens to Ivanka and said that she should `Put on something tight and low-cut and tell your father to f***ing stop it. Tell him it was an Obama thing and see how it goes, OK?`”

CNN

The short-fingered vulgarian has coarsened public discourse so much that nobody was genuinely shocked or outraged when late-night comic Samantha Bee called Ivanka Trump a “feckless cunt.”

To be sure there was plenty of faux outrage from Trump`s supporters who take umbrage whenever anyone says anything uncomplimentary about Trump or any member of his crime family.

I can image the kitchen table conversation in the typical MAGA household:

Dad: How dare that lesbo feminist cunt attack our Aryan princess!

Mom: I know, Trump should order Michael Cohen to threaten the commie cunt!

Toddler: Cunt! Cunt! Cunt!

I think most people were puzzled by the adjective (feckless) that preceded the hateful word. Let`s rejoin that MAGA family:

Dad: Hey honey, what the hell does “feckless” mean anyway?

Mom: How the hell should I know, it took me five years to graduate from high school! Maybe it`s a French word, after all that Bee cunt was born in Canada.

Toddler: Cunt! Cunt! Cunt!

By the way “feckless” means lacking initiative or strength of character, and that`s an apt description of Ivanka.

Ivanka claims to be an advocate for women and children, but she lacks the moral fortitude to confront her father, and demand that he take decisive action to stop the separation of undocumented families.

I really don`t want to hear another word from feckless Trump supporters; they should focus their anger at their Messiah, after all he`s called women cunts on more than one occasion in public, and heaven knows how many times in private.

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http://money.cnn.com/2018/05/31/media/samantha-bee-apologizes-ivanka-trump/index.html

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Donald Trump is a Liar

“Donald Trump is a liar. Not just in the sense that we are all fallible human beings who probably say things that aren`t true sometimes – he has made flagrant disregard for the truth a hallmark for his approach to business and politics.

He wrote about his strategic use of dishonesty in The Art of The Deal. He admitted to routinely lying about important matters in a sworn deposition. And of course it`s obvious to anyone who`s followed his political career that he has continued to exhibit a flagrant disregard for the truth as he pivoted from real estate developer to celebrity brand licenser to president. A core belief of his is that lying is a good way to get ahead, which is why he lies so much.

In addition to being a liar, Trump is unusually ill-informed about public policy for a president, so he plausibly says some things that aren`t true out of genuine lack of knowledge. This leads to a natural caution on the part of some journalists who cover the White House about calling a lie a lie, with phrases like `demonstrable falsehood` instead.”

Vox

All of us bend the truth sometimes, but our moral code, and societal expectations prevent us from becoming pathological liars. Sometimes it`s just more expedient to simply tell the truth, we don`t have to worry that we`ll forget which lie we told to which person.

Donald Trump is a liar is the same sense that Pol Pot was a murderer, Hitler was a racist, and Whitney Houston was a crackhead.

Deceit is the oxygen that flows in his veins, and feeds his demented mind.

If Trump stopped lying the orange pig would shrivel and die, truth is such a foreign element that his immune system wouldn`t be able to handle the truth.

Sometimes Trump`s lies are calculated, and sometimes they just fly out of his mouth without any forethought – dissembling is his default mode.

Trump is a sociopath, he doesn`t have any regrets or remorse about spinning untruths. In his mind his deceptions and misrepresentations are the truth, even if they are blatantly false to the average person.

There`s a debate in polite society whether to call Trump a liar or use a euphemism, allow me to explain where I stand on the issue.

We should always call a “spade a spade” and a liar a liar, and we shouldn`t have any false hopes that we will shame Trump into being more truthful. You`re not going to shame a prostitute by calling her a “freaking whore,” or a televangelist by calling him a “false prophet,” and you are certainly not going to shame Trump by calling him a pathological liar.

It`s incumbent upon pundits, politicians and preachers to speak the truth to power and call Trump a liar. We must label Trump a liar because as a society we must make it crystal clear that we won`t tolerate a serial liar. Every time we use a euphemism to describe a Trump whopper it diminishes us as a democracy that holds truth in high regard.

I know it`s tedious to call Donald Trump a liar every time he opens his mouth, but that`s our responsibility as journalists and bloggers.

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https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2018/5/30/17404840/trump-lies-demonstrable-falsehoods

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Huskie Stuck on Roof Repays Firefighter with Doggie Kisses

“Even doggies need to be saved sometimes! This beautiful dog managed to get out onto the roof of his home thru an upstairs window. We received numerous calls but one concerned citizen, Phil Burke, discovered him early on and notified us. Another awesome citizen stood by with the dog until we could arrive on scene! Officer McDonald, in conjunction with the Wells Fire Department, worked together to rescue him! Thank you to all that called and helped save him.”
Wells Maine Police Facebook Page

Firefighters usually rescue cats from trees, not dogs from the roof of a house. When firefighters rescue a kitty who is stuck on a tree, the pet owner may be eternally grateful, but the cat is more likely to scratch his rescuer than to shower him with kisses.

But this beautiful Huskie was quick to show his appreciation, planting sweet slobbery kisses on the brave first responder.

This story illustrates that canines are smarter and more affectionate than felines. A cat who is precariously perched on top of a 200-foot tree doesn`t realize how much danger he`s in, but a pooch who`s on a roof twenty feet high in the air is cognizant of his perilous situation.

Kudos to the concerned citizens who called the police, and the courageous first responders who rescued the silly pooch. There`s nothing like a dog to bring out the best in humanity.

https://www.facebook.com/WellsMainePolice/posts/1977839738900880

Photo Credit: Wikipedia

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Sarah Huckabee Sanders is the Worst White House Press Secretary in History

“When White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders holds an official press briefing, time is a precious commodity. May 22: “We`ll keep this short today.” May 17: “Sorry, I`m going to keep going because we`re really tight on time today.” May 7: “Sorry, I`m going to keep moving just because we`re going to get real tight on time here.” May 7 (again): “I`m going to just keep moving because I did it to your colleague.” For a more lively look at the press secretary`s time constraints, please click on the video at the top of this post.

It stands to reason that Sanders may well be watching the clock. Her briefings, after all, have a knack of ending at 20 minutes, or a tick before or after that mark.”

Washington Post

The White House Press Secretary is a senior White House official whose primary responsibility is to act as spokesperson for the executive branch of the United States government administration, especially with regard to the President, senior executives, and policies.

The press secretary is responsible for collecting information about actions and events within the president`s administration and issues the administration`s reactions to developments around the world. The press secretary interacts with the media, and deals with the White House press corps on a daily basis, generally in a daily press briefing.

Wikipedia

The White House Press Secretary is a critical position, and he/she works long hours and has many responsibilities, but the most important responsibility is the daily press briefing. It should be noted that during the Trump administration the daily press briefing takes place only two or three times per week.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders has a thankless and exhausting job trying to explain to the press and the American public Trump`s insane tweets and his constantly changing positions on almost every issue.

It`s a vital function of our democracy for the Press Secretary to honestly and thoroughly answer the questions of the White House press corps, and it`s a shame that Sanders rarely answers questions honestly, and she always rushes through the briefing.

She usually opens the briefing by saying “my time is short, and I need to keep things moving,” without explaining why time is short. Sometimes she`ll make the excuse that she needs to attend another White House function, and therefore the briefing will be short.

Excuse me but Sanders can schedule the briefing at a time when it won`t interfere with any other meeting or function she needs to attend. She should show the journalists and the public a little respect, and take her time and answer every question, and allow every reporter follow-up questions.

Every White House Press Secretary, regardless if it`s a Republican or Democratic administration is grilled by the press. A Press Secretary should don asbestos underwear, put on a smile, and engage the press.

If you can`t take the heat get out of the kitchen, and judging my Sanders` perpetual scowl, and her condescending attitude, she`s not cut out for this position.

Sanders` act is growing old, and I hope she resigns or is fired very soon. White House Principal Deputy Press Secretary Rah Shah would make an excellent replacement.

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https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/erik-wemple/wp/2018/05/30/whats-the-hurry-sarah-huckabee-sanders/?utm_term=.eac79168149a

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A Clean Litter Box Makes for a Happy Kitty

“According to The Humane Society of the United States, the general rule of thumb for optimal litter box hygiene is that you clean it about twice per week. Like most general rules of thumb, though, there`s room for variation here. Your particular needs might differ based on how many cats you have, how many litter boxes you have (if you have multiple cats), and what kind of litter you use in them.”

Bustle

Cats spend most of their time sleeping, and it seems they spend most of their waking hours causing mischief and grooming themselves. Felines operate under the belief that cleanliness is next to godliness, and they clean their entire furry bodies, from their ears to their nether regions.

It shouldn`t come as any surprise that kitties expect their litter boxes to be kept clean. Even people who are complete slobs are irritated when nature calls, and they discover that their spouse didn`t flush the toilet, and there`s a disgusting log floating in the toilet bowl. So you can imagine how mad finicky cats are when their lazy master doesn`t clean the litter box on a regular basis.

The good folks at the Humane Society must be high on catnip, your cats are going to be pissed if you only clean the litter box twice per week.

I have two furballs, one of them tips the scales at 25 pounds, and believe me he craps like it`s going out of style. I clean my litter boxes at least once, sometimes twice per day.

A clean litter box makes for a happy kitty.

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https://www.bustle.com/p/how-often-should-you-change-your-cats-litter-box-its-important-to-stay-on-top-of-cleaning-it-9241548

Prosperity Gospel Televangelist Seeks Donations for $54 Million Private Jet

“Jesse Duplantis, the Destrehan-based prosperity gospel televangelist with a global reach, is asking disciples for money to buy a jet that costs $54 million so we can go anywhere in the world in one stop. He seeks the donations in a video posted last week on his ministry`s website.

`I really believe that if the Lord Jesus Christ was physically on the Earth today, he wouldn`t be riding a donkey,` Duplantis says in the video. `He`d be in an airplane flying all over the world.`”

Nola.Com

It`s funny how the Prosperity Gospel works, televangelists travel in private jets, drive around in limousines, and live in mansions, while their followers travel by bus, drive around in old pickups, and live in trailer parks.

This scam artist claims that if Jesus was physically on Earth today he wouldn`t be riding a donkey, but flying all over the world in an airplane. Granted if Jesus were alive today he wouldn`t be riding a donkey, but he wouldn`t be traveling by Learjet either. I suspect Jesus would travel in coach class to minister to people all over the world. In the economy class Jesus would meet the common people who are the most receptive to his Good News.

In 2015 Duplantis appeared on fellow scammer Kenneth Copeland`s television program, and they defended their use of private jets. They argued that commercial planes were full of a “bunch of demons” that bog down their busy schedules with prayer requests.

The “bunch on demons” are the sheep-like followers of these false prophets, who think they have a direct line to God because they are so financially successful.

I have no doubt that Duplantis will raise the $54 million, after all these are the same fuc*ing morons who voted for Donald Trump.

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http://www.nola.com/religion/index.ssf/2018/05/jesse_duplantis_private_jet.html

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Trump Bemoans ‘Young and Beautiful’ Lives Destroyed by Russia Probe! Say What?

“President Donald Trump has taken to bashing the ongoing Russia investigation in a whole new way-bemoaning the effect the probe has had on the `young and beautiful lives … with stars in their eyes.`

The odd tweet, written by the president on Sunday, is something of a change of tack from recent messages slamming the probe, which have largely taken aim at Special Counsel Robert Mueller.

`Who`s going to give back the young and beautiful lives (and others) that have been devastated and destroyed by the phony Russia Collusion Witch Hunt?` Trump wrote, although he did not go into details about which beautiful people had been affected by the probe.

`They journeyed down to Washington, D.C., with stars in their eyes and wanting to help our nation…They went back home in tatters!` the tweet added.

Newsweek

Like most of Donald Trump`s tweets this one is absurd, untrue and perplexing, and one day I will kick myself in the ass for wasting so much the analyzing his tweets.

So far Mueller`s team has either indicted or obtained guilty pleas from 19 people and three companies, and none of these people can be described as “young and beautiful.”

George Papadopoulos, 30, and Alex van der Zwaan, 33, are young, but I would hardly characterize either one as “beautiful.”

Most of the individuals ensnared in Mueller`s probe are characters with decades of experience in the black arts of influence peddling and bribing foreign officials. I hardly think the likes of Roger Stone and Paul Manafort joined Trump`s campaign with stars in their eyes, dollar bills maybe.

Ivanka and Jared Kushner can be described as “young and beautiful,” if plastic-looking white devils gets your rocks off, but unfortunately they haven`t gone home yet.

Trump did get one thing right, anyone who joins his administration goes back home with his reputation in tatters.

I can`t wait for the day when Trump is impeached and he returns to Trump Tower with his reputation in tatters.

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Where in the Name of God is Melania?

“Questions around Melania Trumps reported hospitalization for kidney surgery have intensified as it`s been noted by White House reporters and on social media that the first lady hasn`t been seen in public for at least 15 days.

According to the Washington Post, the length of Mrs. Trump`s absence is long even for a woman who`s not known to crave the spotlight.”

The Mercury News

Never mind “Where`s Waldo?,” where in the name of God is Melania?

The First Lady underwent an embolization procedure to treat a benign kidney condition at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center on May 14, and she hasn`t been seen since.

Here`s my guesses:

Mayo Clinic

The White House can`t be trusted to tell the truth, maybe the “benign kidney condition” is really a cancerous growth, and she`s undergoing life-saving treatment at the renowned medical center.

Meeting with Mueller

When her no-good husband referred to her as “Melanie” that was the last straw, and homegirl is now spilling the beans to the Special Counsel in a series of top-secret meetings.

Interviewing Divorce Lawyers

Divorcing the President of the United States is a legal and emotional nightmare, and Melania has to interview dozens of lawyers before she chooses the right one.

Digging a Tunnel

That sinkhole was her first attempt at freedom, she`s still busy digging until she`s escaped the swamp that`s the White House.

Meeting with Stormy Daniels

The First Lady is commiserating with the porn star about how rotten Trump is, and at the same time getting tips on how to become an adult movie actress.

Practicing Dancing

Melania can read the writing on the wall, and she knows that her hubby will soon be impeached, and she must prepare for life after being First Lady, and DWTS is a good place to start.

Canada

She`s in the Great White North where many patriots have fled from the Trump administration.

Slovenia

Donald Trump has ruined America to the extent that even a nondescript country like Slovenia is a better place.

Who care`s “Where`s Melania?” why can`t Donald Trump disappear into the same black hole?

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https://www.mercurynews.com/2018/05/25/wheres-melania-trump/

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In the Age of Trump Does Truth Matter?

“Stephen Colbert took network TV on a rare detour into nihilism on Wednesday night, using Donald Trump`s `spygate` conspiracy theory as a jumping off point for a powerful argument that nothing anyone says or does matters in the slightest anymore. Noting that tweeting What goes around comes around was a bold move for a bully like the president, Colbert called him living proof that karma does not exist, then broadened his scope:

Sorry to break it to you, Hindus! It`s a lawless universe, devoid of hope. The stars blindly run. The leash is off-let`s all go baby-slapping.”

Slate

“Spygate” is the false allegation that the FBI had a spy in the Trump campaign for political purposes, in other words to hurt Trump`s electoral chances.

The mundane truth is that an FBI informant met with several Trump campaign advisers in mid-2016 to assess if there were any links between the Trump campaign and Russia.

Only a fabulist would spin a wild conspiracy theory from what amounts to standard operating procedure for the FBI: using a civilian informant in an investigation.

This manufactured scandal is just the latest example of Donald Trump twisting the truth until it resembles a pretzel. Regardless how blatant the lie, Trump gets away with it, and his enablers in Congress and in the media amplify his wild conspiracies.

It`s enough to make a rational person declare, “Nothing anyone says or does matters in the slightest anymore.” Is Colbert right that karma doesn`t exist, and we might as well start slapping babies? Should we all go full-nihilist?

I still believe karma is a bitch, and what goes around comes around, and eventually she will bite you in the ass. Words do matter, the truth does matter, and one day Trump`s words will be used to convict him in a court of law, or impeach him in Congress.

Babies are safe around me, I still believe the truth matters.

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https://slate.com/culture/2018/05/stephen-colbert-donald-trump-is-living-proof-that-karma-does-not-exist.html

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Photos of Scaly Patch on Donald Trump’s Face Scaring the Hell Out of Americans

Donald Trump hasn`t aged well, looking at his face on TV for more than a couple of seconds is as psychologically damaging as it is physically damaging to look at the sun.
Where do I begin? His mouth looks like a sphincter that`s ready to drop a load, his hair looks like cotton candy that sprouts from the head of a demon, his double chin is enough to scare anyone into going on a diet, the white circles around his eyes are grotesque, and his orange complexion makes him look like an Ooompa Loompa who just escaped from hell.

Now there`s a discolored circle on the left side of his hideous face, and it`s giving us the heebie-jeebies. Dermatologists say it`s likely a skin growth called keratosis, but I think it may be a sign that his human mask may be deteriorating.

If Special Counsel Robert Mueller ripped of Trump`s mask and exposed the demon from hell, white evangelicals would still worship the ugly freak as the Second Coming of Jesus Christ.

Click this link to see Trump`s ugly mug, but don`t blame me if you suffer a heart attack:
http://www.businessinsider.com/spot-on-donald-trumps-face-may-be-keratosis-2018-5

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Would You Rent a Drug Sniffing Dog to Raid Your Kid’s Bedroom?

“Would you rent a drug dog to raid your kid`s bedroom? It`s an option now available to Kansas City-area parents, and it`s one some people are choosing to find out if their children are using drugs.

Ray McCarty, founder of Metro K-9 Services, told WRDO that his service is the only of its kind that he`s aware of in the area, allowing users to rent a drug dog by the hour.

McCarty said most parents order their sweep when their kids aren`t home. Some parents merely flush the drugs and never say anything. And McCarty never calls the police.

`It makes them feel better. We aren`t going to say anything because it`s none of our business. We are just there to do a job. We do it, and we leave,` he said.”

KDVR

The War on Drugs has officially gone to the dogs …

A parent who rents a drug dog to raid his kid`s bedroom has bigger problems than his child possibly using drugs. A parent shouldn`t need a canine to tell him if his kids are on drugs, if an adult has a good relationship with his children he should be able to tell if they are on drugs by changes in their mood, disposition and personality.

For God`s sake don`t turn man`s best friend into a lowlife narc! Talk to your children, spend time with them, love them for God`s sake, and you will be able to tell they`re abusing drugs.

Instead of spending $200 an hour on a drug sniffing dog, spend that money on a trip to an amusement park vacation with your children.

Renting a drug pooch to raid your kid`s bedroom is just a doggone bad idea, period!

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http://kdvr.com/2018/05/23/company-lets-parents-rent-drug-sniffing-dog-to-raid-kids-bedroom/

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Mike Pence Claims Religion Is Gaining Ground! Wrong It’s Losing Ground Because of Hypocrites Like Him

“Speaking at a commencement ceremony at Hillsdale College in Michigan, Vice President Mike Pence told the graduates that religion in the United States is going strong.

`The percentage of Americans who live out their religion on a weekly basis – praying, going to church, reading and believing in the Bible – has remained remarkably consistent over the decades, even as the population of the United States has grown by leaps and bounds,` Pence said during his May 12 speech. `I mean, think about it, today, relative to the population, four times as many Americans go to church on a regular basis than at the time of our nation`s founding. Religion in America isn`t receding. It`s just the opposite. Faith is gaining new life across America every day.`”

Politifact

Mike Pence is an evangelical zealot, he constantly invokes his faith in his private conversations and in his speeches. If Pence was a private citizen, it would be perfectly acceptable if he referenced only Christianity when speaking of religion in general at a commencement ceremony.

But Pence isn`t a private citizen, he`s the Vice President of a religiously diverse democracy, and he shouldn`t talk only of “people going to church, and reading and believing in the Bible.” He should also have mentioned the people of faith who attend mosques and temples.

Pence declared that religion in America isn`t receding, and that faith is gaining new life across America. This is a patently false statement, Americans are growing disillusioned with religion, in no small part, because of hypocrites like Pence who claim to be Christians but support legislation that is antithetical to the teachings of Jesus Christ.

A growing number of Americans don`t have any religious affiliation, Millennials in particular have rejected the moribund religions of their parents.

Pence has done irreparable harm to the evangelical brand, by embracing Trump who resembles the Antichrist more than Jesus Christ.

Thanks to Pence and his ilk, faith is general, and evangelical Christianity in particular is losing ground in America every day.

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http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2018/may/16/mike-pence/mike-pence-right-religion-gaining-new-life-us/

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Kendrick Lamar Calls Out White Girl for Rapping ‘Nigga’ on Stage! He Wrote the Song! Nigga Please!

“Fan backlash is mounting over an incident at a Kendrick Lamar concert, which some are calling a set-up intended to humiliate a fan for publicity.

Lamar was headlining the final night of the Hangout Festival in Gulf Shores, Alabama on Sunday when he invited a white concertgoer named Delaney on stage to sing his song M.A.A.D City alongside him.

Just seconds into the song, Lamar cut the music and scolded the fan for singing the full lyrics of the song, which includes the N-word throughout.

Amid the outrage, some of it directed at Delaney, other fans are wondering if the Pulitzer Prize-winning singer intentionally set out to stir controversy and publicity by inviting a white fan to sing his lyrics.

Daily Mail

Rapper Kendrick Lamar invited a white female concertgoer on stage to rap a song that he wrote, and then he berated her for saying the full lyrics of the song, which includes the word “nigga” throughout.

My reaction: Nigga, please!

By penning a song that is peppered throughout with the ugly racial slur, he is normalizing the toxic word. The hypocrisy is beyond words, rappers complain when radio stations blip out profanity and politically-incorrect words in their songs, but this wanker expects the young white girl to censor herself?

Again my reaction: Nigga, please! Homegirl was keeping it real, she spit out the rhymes just like you wrote them, you freaking wanker!

There`s always the chance that Lamar doesn`t give a damn that the girl said “nigga,” and that he only humiliated her for publicity.

My reaction, one final time: Nigga, please!

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5754885/Kendrick-Lamar-interrupts-white-fan-saying-N-word-stage.html

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Hillary Clinton for God’s Sake Just Go Away!

“Hillary Clinton has publicly mocked US president Donald Trump by pulling out a Russian hat in the middle of a speech at Yale University.

The president`s former Democrat rival brandished the distinctive Ushanka headgear in an apparent dig at Mr. Trump over the ongoing investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election and possible links between his campaign and the Kremlin.

During Sunday`s speech, Yale alumna Ms. Clinton referred to the university`s tradition of wearing outlandish hats on graduation day – explaining she had decided to join in.”

Independent

Hillary Clinton has been in a deep funk since losing the presidential election to Donald Trump. But instead of wandering in the wilderness in sackcloth and ashes, she`s been commiserating with sympathetic elitist audiences.

Once again in a speech to the Yale 2018 graduating class on Sunday, she ruminated over her general election loss:

“No, I`m not over it. I still think about the 2016 election. I still regret the mistakes I made. I still think, though, that understanding what happened in such a weird and wild election in American history will help us defend our democracy in the future.”

Hillary trolled Trump by putting on a Russian hat in the middle of her speech, but frankly there`s nothing funny about her humiliating loss to the fuc*ing moron.

After Hillary and the DNC conspired to cheat Senator Bernie Sanders out of the Democratic nomination, she imagined it would be a cakewalk to the White House. The arrogant elitist didn`t take Trump seriously until it was too late.

I don`t want to see Hillary putting on a Russian hat; I don`t want to hear another lame excuse as to why she lost, I just want her to shut the hell up, and stop sucking all the oxygen. We don`t need to hear one more word from the dinosaur, we need to pay attention to the up and coming stars in the Democratic Party.

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https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/hillary-clinton-russia-hat-donald-trump-yale-speech-soviet-a8361716.html

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Hasbro Just Trademarked the Scent of Play-Doh

“Hasbro has trademarked the scent of Play-doh.

The toy company on Friday announced that the United States Patent and Trademark Office has recognized Play-doh`s distinctive smell with a registered trademark, something rarely issued for a scent.

The Pawtucket, Rhode Island-based toymaker describes it as a “sweet, slightly musky, vanilla fragrance, with slight overtones of cherry, combined with the smell of a salted, wheat-based dough.”

The Play-Doh brand has been around since 1956. Hasbro applied for the scent trademark last year.”

Santa Ynez Valley News

My parents were dirt poor and they couldn`t afford to buy us many toys. In fact, I only had a handful of toys as a child; I was very protective of my Frisbee, yo-yo, roller skates, Jacks and Play-Doh.

I didn`t have a very happy childhood, but the scent of Play-Doh is evocative of the precious few carefree moments I enjoyed as a child.

My squabbling siblings, and my neurotic mom would fade into the background as I lost myself creating a world of perfect blue children and sweet and loving off-white parents.

By patenting the distinctive scent of Play-Doh Hasbro is patenting the sweet essence of childhood.

In my version of heaven the streets aren`t going to be paved with gold, but with Play-Doh, and the fragrance that permeates heaven won`t be Myrrh or roses, but Play-Doh.

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https://syvnews.com/lifestyles/hasbro-trademarks-play-doh-s-scent-sweet-slightly-musky/article_1b55cab0-0c94-5ca8-a1f4-fb79ee767edb.html

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Donald Trump Faked Phone Call to Brag About Book Sales

“Pete Davidson, the SNL comedian with the compelling theory that Donald Trump doesn`t know how to read, has shared another wonderful anecdote about Trump`s unfortunate hosting gig in 2015. In an interview with Open Late`s Peter Rosenberg, Davidson said that Trump, for no apparent reason, `faked a phone call` during a table read. Answering his imaginary phone call, Trump said without any pause, `Fantastic, okay great.`

`Then he hung up,` Davidson continued, and he goes, `Hey everybody, my book just went No. 1.` What a charmer.”

Jezebel

Long before he became president Donald Trump surrounded himself with celebrities from the worlds of sports and entertainment.

Trump treats politicians, businessmen and common people with contempt, but he`s always tried to ingratiate himself with celebs. Let`s not forget that trying to impress D-List celeb Billy Bush almost derailed his presidential campaign.

I`m not surprised that during Trump`s presidential campaign he tried to impress the cast of SNL by pretending he received a phone call informing him that his book just reached the top of the bestseller list.

Trump didn`t care that his ruse was so transparent (to this day he doesn`t care that his lies are so blatantly false), he just couldn`t miss an opportunity to brag to his fellow celebs.

The SNL cast was unimpressed with the narcissistic blowhard, it`s a shame that enough Americans were impressed with the despicable con artist to elect him to the White House.

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https://theslot.jezebel.com/donald-trump-faked-a-phone-call-during-snl-table-read-t-1826105761

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Rock Icon Keith Richards Says America Must Get Rid of Donald Trump

“Keith Richards, guitarist for the legendary rock `n roll band the Rolling Stones, said the US should get rid of President Donald Trump — and recalled when he said he did the same during a 1989 tour by wielding a knife.

The rock icon told the BBC Trump was their promoter for an Atlantic City show in 1989, and recalled going red with anger when the future President`s name took top billing for their show as `Donald Trump presents the Rolling Stones.`

`I got out my trusty blade, stuck it in the table and said: `You have to get rid of this man,` Richards said. He continued, `Now America has to get rid of him. Don`t say I didn`t warn you.`”

CNN

In 1989 Keith Richards already had 25 years of drug and alcohol abuse under his belt, but he had enough presence of mind to realize that Donald Trump was a toxic narcissistic buffoon who shouldn`t be associated with his concert tour.

Thirty years later the rock `n roll icon has only a couple of hundred functioning brain cells, but he still recognizes Trump as an existential threat to our American democracy.

Trump`s supporters may have a few thousand more functioning brain cells that the legendary guitarist, but they utterly fail to recognize their Messiah as a fuc*ing moron.

Thirty years ago Richards punctuated his disgust for Trump by sticking his beloved knife, that he probably used to cut lines of cocaine, into a table.

We feel Richards, God knows how many lovers of democracy have punched walls, and kicked their TV when Trump`s on the screen.

Richards` music will live forever, I pray and hope that his warning will inspire us to overthrow Trump by any means necessary.

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https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/15/politics/rolling-stones-keith-richards-donald-trump/index.html

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Try Not to Vomit As You Watch John Travolta Dance with 50 Cent on Stage At Cannes

Curtis James Jackson III, known professionally as 50 Cent, is an actor, entrepreneur, investor and old-ass rapper.

To keep things gangsta real, once a rapper reaches the age of 40, some homeboy should cap his ass if he doesn`t retire.

Fiddy desperately tries to keep relevant in the rap game by starting feuds with other rappers, but the 42-year-old rapper only succeeds in making a clown out of himself.

A video of the dinosaur rapper performing on stage at the Cannes Film Festival with senior citizen John Travolta dancing by his side has gone viral.

People just can`t get enough of the two-bit rapper and the most famous closeted gay in Hollywood making complete fools of themselves.

In his “Saturday Night Fever” days Travolta could really cut the rug, and in his “In Da Club” days 50 Cent could rap like a mofo, but today these decrepit entertainers shouldn`t be allowed on stage.

Link to video:

https://www.aol.com/article/entertainment/2018/05/16/john-travolta-sure-isnt-greased-lightning-on-cannes-dance-floor/23435996/

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Oldest Living Person in the World Says Life is a Punishment

“A woman purported to be the oldest living person ever at 128 says she hasn`t lived a single happy day in her life and her longevity is a punishment.

The Russian government claims Koku Istambulova is the world`s oldest person.

But she has bluntly said her longevity was God`s will and she did nothing to make it happen.

While some people chalk it up to a healthy or active lifestyle, tired Koku said: `I have no idea how I lived until now.`

Due to turn 129 in two weeks, she added: `I have not had a single happy day in my life.`”

Mirror

Usually when a sweet old lady reaches a milestone birthday, it`s presented as a “good news” story, and a photo of a smiling centenarian (probably a stock photo) accompanies the article.

The woman is quoted attributing her longevity to prayer, a healthy diet, or good genes. Inevitably she thanks God for a long life, and wishes she could stick around for a decade longer.

Koku Istambulova don`t play that, homegirl keeps it real. The world`s oldest living person claims she hasn`t had a happy day in her life. She says she`s tired, and has no idea how she`s lived so long.

I can`t begin to imagine the horror of living to the age of 128; I would be begging the Good Lord or the Grim Reaper to put me out of my misery.

It`s not my intention to sound cruel, but I hope Istambulova doesn`t live one day longer in this wretched world.

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https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/oldest-living-person-ever-128-12543657

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The Proper Way to Pick Up a Cat! Video!

I have two cats, Ebony an 18-year-old female cat, and Tico a huge male cat who tips the scales at 25 pounds. I shower my kitties with kisses and hugs, but I never, ever, pick them up.

Ebony is an affectionate furball who loves to cuddle with me when I`m watching TV, but if I try to pick her up she will transform into a beast who is all claws and teeth.

When Ebony was a kitten I picked her up all the time, but when she became a full-grown feline she let me know in no uncertain terms that those days were gone for good.

Tico is a big old affectionate pussy cat, and he won`t turn into a monster if I pick him up. But picking up a 25-pound cat puts too much stress on my back, and I`m not a spring chicken.

The last time I picked up Tico I remember dropping him when he was about three feet from the floor, and the impact was too much for him and he sat motionless for about a minute. I vowed, right then and there, never to pick him up again.

Here`s a video demonstrating the proper way to pick up a cat, for kitty lovers who don`t have psycho cats or cats that weigh as much as a baby hippo:

Pooch Raised by Chinese Family for Two Years Turns Out to be a Black Bear

“When Su Yun bought her family a puppy two years ago, she was surprised by how much the dog ate. “A box of fruits and two buckets of noodles every day,” she told Chinese media.

There was, it turns out, a reason for its prodigious appetite: the animal has grown into a 250lb bear.

The family realised their error when the pet did not stop growing and started showing a talent for walking on two legs.”

Independent

I`m not surprised that a Chinese family mistook a bear for a dog, after all the average Chinese sees a dog only when it`s packaged as dog meat in a grocery store or as the entrée in a restaurant.

It was only after two years when the animal ballooned to 250 pounds, and started walking on two legs did the clueless family say to themselves, “maybe this thing isn`t a pooch.”

If my dog developed a penchant for walking around on two legs, I would call an exorcist or animal control.

The bear has been taken to a wildlife rescue center after the family called the authorities requesting help.

I hope and pray the family is sentenced a year in a reeducation camp where they will learn the difference between a playful pup and a freaking bear.

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https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/pet-dog-black-bear-china-family-grow-kunming-yunnan-stand-endangered-species-a8350451.html

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