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Donald Trump (Tiny) and Stormy Daniels (Horseface) Duke it Out on Twitter

“President Trump launched a war of name-calling on Tuesday with adult film actress Stormy Daniels and her attorney as he exulted after a judge threw out Daniels` defamation lawsuit against the president.

Trump said on Twitter that he welcomed the opportunity to take the offense against Daniels – whom he called `Horseface` – and lawyer Michael Avenatti in Texas, where Daniels lives.”

NPR

Expecting Donald Trump to be magnanimous in victory is like expecting a bookie to warmly congratulate you after you`ve won a small fortune betting on an underdog.

Trump went low on Twitter, as he is wont to do, after a judge ruled in his favor:

Federal Judge throws out Stormy Danials lawsuit versus Trump. Trump is entitled to full legal fees. @FoxNews Great, now I can go after Horseface and her 3rd rate lawyer in the Great State of Texas. She will confirm the letter she signed! She knows nothing about me, a total con!

Porn star Stormy Daniels responded in kind:

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present your president. In addition to his…umm…shortcomings, he has demonstrated his incompetence, hatred of women and lack of self control on Twitter AGAIN! And perhaps a penchant for bestiality. Game on, Tiny.

Stormy does have an equine look about her although she`s not full-blown horsey like Sarah Jessica Parker, but it behooves a gentleman not to make fun of a woman`s appearance.

Stormy made an allusion to Trump`s puny presidential pecker, and suggested that he has a penchant for bestiality. Methinks it`s the porn star who has a predilection of bestiality, after all she`s the one who screwed a baboon-looking racist bastard.

A federal judge dismissed Daniels` defamation lawsuit against Trump on Monday, ruling that a tweet by Trump was constitutionally protected free speech.

Daniels claimed that in 2016 that a man warned her to keep her trap shut, and leave Trump alone. Trump replied on Twitter stating that her story was a “total con job.” Funny how the ultimate con artist is always calling everyone else a con artist, a classic case of transference if you ask me.

I wish the porn star with the face of a horse and the president with the penis of a monkey would both shut the hell up.

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Painting of Trump With Past Republican Presidents Hangs in White House

“President Donald Trump liked a painting of him having drinks with Abraham Lincoln, Richard Nixon and Teddy Roosevelt so much that he called the artist on the phone and then put a print of it in the White House.

Called `The Republican Club,` the print of 10 Republican presidents sitting around a table could be seen briefly in the background of Trump`s interview with “60 Minutes” Sunday, and an image of that moment went viral on social media.”

TIME

Donald Trump surrounds himself with sycophants and enablers, and it`s not surprising that there are many photographs of the president and his staff with painted-on-smiles.

But if Trump had drinks with Abraham Lincoln, Richard Nixon, Teddy Roosevelt, Dwight Eisenhower, Gerald Ford and both Bushes I guarantee nobody would be smiling.

The former presidents would be wearing frowns, and they would berate Trump for making a mockery of the presidency.

Trump rarely smiles, his campaign smile looks like the rictus grin of a psychopath. I give props to the artist for making his smile appear natural.

The kitschy painting not only depicts Trump with a natural smile, but it shows a slimmed-down version of the fat bastard.

The only thing that is real about the painting is that it portrays Trump drinking a Diet Coke instead of hard liquor.

This painting has fake news written all over it, why am I not surprised that Trump has it prominently displayed in the White House?

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http://time.com/5424453/donald-trump-painting-andy-thomas/

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Melania Trump: Donald Trump and I are Fine

“US First Lady Melania Trump has dismissed speculation about the state of her marriage, saying her husband`s alleged extra-marital affairs are not her concern or focus because she has better things to do.

In an interview with ABC News, she said media speculation about her marriage was not `pleasant`.

Asked if she loves President Donald Trump, she said: `Yes, we are fine.`”

BBC

So Melania Trump isn`t concerned about speculation about the state of her marriage because she has better things to do. Really? Like deciding which outfit will provoke the most controversy and outrage or which Michelle Obama speech she will plagiarize for her next speaking engagement?

The state of their marriage is the main focus of most people, because if their marriage isn`t stable it will affect their careers, their family relationships and every other facet of their lives.

But when a gold-digger nude model gets married her husband`s numerous extra-marital affairs aren`t her main focus, her main concern is the state of her husband`s bank accounts.

If you ask any woman who loves her husband, “Do you love your husband?” she won`t respond, “Yes we are fine.” She will indignantly reply, “Of course I love my husband, I love him to death.”

But Melania doesn`t love Trump, she never has, the only thing she loves about him is his fat wallet.

I didn`t watch Melania`s first in-depth interview, she has as much gravitas as feces floating on a toilet bowl. I`m sick to death of Melania and her racist husband.

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https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-45836755

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The Kanye West Donald Trump Show Was An Abomination

“The world is still talking about Kanye West`s bizarre lunch with President Donald Trump – including White House staffers. And many of them are feeling hugely embarrassed by the president`s Oval Office meeting with the rap star, New York Times White House correspondent Maggie Haberman told CNN on Friday.

`If you look [at the president`s] face as Kanye West was doing, essentially, his filibuster standing in front of the Resolute Desk, [Trump] looks speechless and confused, right. [He`s] uncertain quite what to do with this,` Haberman said.”

Huffington Post

In 1972, two days after the Republicans nominated Richard Nixon, Sammy Davis Jr. embraced the presidential candidate while on stage at a Republican Youth Rally.

In the pre-Internet age the photo of Davis hugging Nixon went viral, and the entertainer instantly became anathema in the black community.

The Nixon/Davis embrace is nothing compared to Kanye West`s surreal Oval Office meeting with Trump.

The rap star, wearing a Make America Great Again hat, held forth for almost ten minutes, in a stream-of-consciousness rant that wouldn`t be out of place in a mental asylum, but was totally unbecoming in the Oval Office.

Trump should fire Jared Kushner and anybody else responsible for this fiasco, it was a humiliation for Trump and an embarrassment for America.

In his wide-ranging one-sided conversation Kanye said he was misdiagnosed with bipolar disorder and was simply sleep-deprived. I`m not a psychiatrist and I don`t play one on TV, but my diagnosis is that Kanye is batshit crazy. I`ve gone without sleep for 24-hours on more than one occasion, but sleep deprivation never made me act like I was off my rocker.

At the end of Kanye`s profanity-laden pontification, all Trump could manage to say was “that was pretty impressive. That was quite something.” No shit! That was something that should never have been allowed to take place in the Oval Office.

Kanye ended his performance by warmly hugging Trump, probably the worst moment in the racist and germaphobe president`s life.

I hope all of America watched that grotesque display, and will express their displeasure and disgust November 6, 2018.

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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/hugely-embarrassed-trump-kanye-maggie-haberman_us_5bc0cc74e4b01a01d68a57e0

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Alec Baldwin Claims Blacks Love Him! What a Tool!

“Alec Baldwin has been caught with his foot in his mouth once again.

The 60-year-old actor faced backlash online Tuesday after claiming `black people go crazy` over his impression of President Donald Trump.

`I don`t know how to say this and I don`t want to get it wrong either, because everything is a minefield of bombs going off,` Baldwin told The Hollywood Reporter in an interview published Tuesday. `But ever since I played Trump, black people love me. They love me.`”

Huffington Post

Alec Baldwin`s belligerent personality isn`t exactly endearing, and I hate making generalizations but most people, be they white, black, brown or yellow, can`t stand the creep.

My assessment of Baldwin`s likeability factor isn`t politically motivated, I`m a liberal who despises Trump.

I think Baldwin has been impersonating Trump for too long, his remark sounds like something Trump would say, except the racist billionaire would have boasted, “the blacks love me.”

SNL has a decidedly non-diverse cast and its viewing audience is predominantly white and male, therefore it`s no surprise that Baldwin`s impersonation is a hit.

But if homeboy took his act on the road, say to the Apollo Theatre, hecklers would shout: Nigga please, get off the stage with your tired old impersonation.

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Cats Love Playing Hide and Seek

Cats have a penchant for disappearing and then magically reappearing, unfazed by the havoc they`ve caused.

I have a tiny house and you`d think my 25-pound cat, Tico, would be unable to hide from me for more than a few seconds. But on more than a dozen occasions I`ve torn apart my house looking for the obese feline, and only when I`m exhausted from my search will Tico emerge from God knows where.

I don`t know where my cats disappear when I can`t find them, perhaps they can slide in and out of alternate universes, or maybe the mysterious creatures have the ability of becoming invisible when they want some privacy.

This essay is a warning for new cat owners, if you can`t find your furry critter, hold off on posting a missing cat message on Facebook. Stop looking for the mischievous kitty, plop down on the sofa and watch TV, and I guarantee he will emerge out of the void.

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It’s Against the Law for Kids Over 12 in Chesapeake VA to Trick-or-Treat

“In parts of Virginia, anyone 13 or older who goes trick-or-treating can be sent to jail for up to six months according to HRScene.com. And no matter what age, trick-or-treating after 8 p.m. can land you in the clink for up to 30 days. Fines range between $25 and $100.”

KUTV

Teens are full of piss and vinegar and hormones and controlled substances, and they engage in all sorts of mischief all year long, and on Halloween many of them egg houses and vandalize private property.

Our kids grow up much too fast, and if a teen wants to extend his childhood by a couple of years by going trick-or-treating that`s a good thing.

I`d rather see teens trick-or-treating than egging houses or driving around the neighborhood drunk.

Every year there`s always a dozen high school kids who trick-or-treat in my neighborhood, and I always give them candy.

The war on Christmas may be fake news, but it`s the truth that the Chesapeake city code reads:

  1. If any person over the age of 12 years shall engage in the activity commonly known as “trick or treat” or any other activity of similar character or nature under any name whatsoever, he or she shall be guilty of a misdemeanor and shall be punished by a fine of not less than $25.00 nor more than $100.00 or by confinement in jail for not more than six months or both.
  2. If any person shall engage in the activity commonly known as “trick or treat” or any other activity of similar character or nature under any name whatsoever after 8:00 p.m., he or she shall be guilty of a misdemeanor and shall be punished by a fine of not less than $10.00 nor more than $100.00 or by confinement in jail for not more than 30 days or both.

The Chesapeake city officials need to remember when they were in high school and still trick-or-treating. Trying to stop Halloween festivities at 8:00 p.m. is as insane as ending a New Year`s Eve party at 10:00 p.m.

https://kutv.com/news/offbeat/trick-or-treating-can-send-anyone-over-12-to-jail-in-virginia-towns

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America Will Survive Donald Trump, Brett Kavanaugh and the Spineless Republicans

Brett Kavanaugh the alcoholic/liar/partisan hack/whiny little bitch/drama queen and alleged rapist is a Supreme Court justice, and the Republican Big White Tent compromised of establishment Congressional Republicans, white evangelicals, and trailer park deplorables are in 7th heaven.

Trump controls all levers of power: both houses of Congress, the White House and the Supreme Court. Incredibly, in less than two years Trump has consolidated his hold on power, and even his campaign opponents like Sen. Lindsey Graham and Marco Rubio are singing his praises.

Trump has corrupted the White House, Congress and even the Supreme Court which was the last governmental entity that enjoyed a modicum of respect.

Trump is running a victory lap, Republican leaders are touting their success on Twitter, and white evangelicals are shouting hallelujah that Roe vs Wade, and same-sex marriage will soon be overturned by the Supreme Court.

The credible allegations of sexual assault against Kavanaugh, his blatant lies and his weepy partisan diatribe, would have been more than enough to doom his nomination under any other president.

But the Republicans ran roughshod over the process, they were determined to confirm Kavanaugh`s nomination come hell, high water or credible allegations of attempted rape and sexual assault.

Unless the Almighty smites Kavanaugh with a bolt of lightning, he will wreak havoc on the Supreme Court for decades to come.

But Democrats, Independents and the few Republicans who have a shred of dignity left must not despair. This too shall pass, this ugly chapter in American history will soon be over, and the pendulum will swing when a blue tide washes away some of the scum in Congress on November 6, 2018.

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Melania Trump’s Africa Trip Was a Fashion Disaster

Melania Trump`s first solo international trip was to Africa, perhaps she was seeking to make amends for her husband`s reference to the shithole countries of that great continent.

Or maybe she just wanted to get away as far as possible from her national embarrassment of a husband, her second international trip might be to Antarctica.

The First Lady is all fluff and no substance, naturally it was her wardrobe selection that caused controversy in Africa and in America.

Fashionistas in America mocked Melania for her beige suit, black tie and pith helmet that resembled the outfit that pop icon Michael Jackson wore in his “Smooth Criminal” video.

Citizens in Africa were outraged over Melania wearing a pith helmet on a safari in Nairobi National park in Kenya. While at the park she feed elephants and pretended to inspect them.

The controversial hat has a link to the colonial era and is a symbol of oppression. Would the clueless First Lady don a Stormtroopers brownshirt uniform while visiting Germany?

With his urine-colored hair, sphincter-shaped mouth and orange complexion Donald Trump looks like a freaking clown, and Melania Trump looks like Michael Jackson on crack, God the Trumps are such an embarrassment.

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I Hate Big Butts and I Cannot Lie

“Oh, my, god, Becky, look at her butt. It is so big. She looks like one of those rap guys` girlfriends. Who understands those rap guys? They only talk to her, because she looks like a total prostitute, okay? I mean, her butt, it`s just so big. Ugh, I can`t believe it`s just so round, it`s like out there, I mean, ugh, gross. Look! She`s just so black!”

Baby Got Back

In 1992 when the prescient prophet Sir Mix-a-Lot released “Baby Got Back” with the immortal lyrics “I like big butts, and I cannot lie” black mean fantasized about Shamika and her healthy big butt, while non-black men salivated over Becky and her perky little butt.

Three decades later white men sing non-ironically “Baby Got Back” dreaming about Becky and her Botox-enhanced huge derriere.

A few decades ago most men considered a huge rear end aesthetically and sexually revolting, but now they are urging their women to get a butt implant.

Asian women are buttocks-challenged, but the other day I saw a photo of an Asian model with a huge rump, and I said to myself, “Holy crap, big bottoms have taken over the world.

Kim Kardashian has weaponized and monetized her huge tush to the point where it can move millions in product and break the damn Internet.

Call me unimpressed, I`m down with circa 1990 Becky, big butts are gross. You can set a table for two on Cardi B`s tremendous backside, but I wouldn`t want to touch her fanny with a ten-foot pole. Sarah Jessica Parker may resemble a horse but I`ll take her and her perky little butt over Amber Rose and her grotesquely large posterior any day of the week.

I pray that before I die sanity will be restored and the likes of Kim Kardashian and her butt will only be seen in circus sideshows and niche porno films.

I hate big butts, and I cannot lie!

Who Is The Donald Trump Look-Alike Buying Lottery Tickets? Video!

“A man buying lottery tickets is setting social media ablaze because he looks exactly like Donald Trump.
Video shows the gentleman, dressed in a plaid shirt and checking out scratch-off lottery tickets, at a gas station convenience store. The presidential look-alike is lighting up social media.”

Inside Edition

This dude is a dead ringer for Donald Trump, from his peroxide blond hair to his pot belly to his tiny hands that he keeps hidden from public view in his pants pockets.
If you looked like Trump`s identical twin what would you do?

Make lemonade out of lemons and monetize your bad luck by becoming a Donald Trump impersonator?

Rob the gas station to finance plastic surgery to change your appearance?

Curse God and die?

Go to a strip club and try to get a free lap dance by pretending you`re the president?

Make a sex video with a crackhead whore and extort Trump?
You can`t rule out the possibility that the gentleman in the video really is Trump; maybe he gets a perverse thrill by dressing like out of his supporters.

I may not have Trump`s money, but thank God I don`t look anything at all like him.

‘Cat Grandpa’ Goes Viral After Pet Shelter Shares Pics of Him Sleeping With Cats

“Terry Lauerman of De Pere has become an online sensation this week after the pet shelter where he volunteers shared photos showing the 75-year-old – who has since been dubbed The Cat Grandpa – fast asleep while snuggling several of the shelter`s cats.

Safe Haven Pet Sanctuary Inc.`s Facebook post about Lauerman has garnered over 80,000 reactions and 22,000 shares since Tuesday afternoon – and those numbers continue to climb. The post also made its way onto social news sites like Reddit and BuzzFeed, and was covered Thursday by Good Morning America.

 We are so lucky to have a human like Terry. Terry just came along one day and introduced himself. He said he`d like to brush cats. Eventually it became everyday. He brushes all of the cats, and can tell you about all of their likes and dislikes. He also accidentally falls asleep most days. We don`t mind – Cats need this! Terry is a wonderful volunteer.”

Green Bay Press Gazette

I wish I could post a video or photograph that would go viral, but I`m not as photogenic as a cute kitten, I don`t have any discernible talents, I don`t possess a grotesquely large butt capable of breaking the Internet, and I`m too lazy to learn a trick that will elicit views.
However I love taking naps with my cats, and maybe if I post a pic of Tico, my 25-pound kitty, plopped on my head as I`m taking a nap, we`ll become Internet sensations.
I`m jealous of The Cat Grandpa, he doesn`t clean the litter boxes or perform any other useful service at the pet shelter, all he does is brush the cats and take naps with them, and suddenly he`s a geriatric pimp.


Move over Cat Grandpa, I`m going to dethrone you as the most lovable cat-loving old codger on the Internet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPFBkuT2LPI

Snoop Dogg Calls Kayne West an Uncle Tom

It`s de rigueur for rappers to have a nickname: Drake goes by Drizzy, Lil` Wayne answers to Weezy, Eminem is often called Em, and Kanye West is also known as Yeezy.

Kanye West, perhaps to commemorate his transformation from a black man speaking truth to power to an Uncle Tom, now wants to be called “Ye.”

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet, and Kanye by any other name would still stink to high heaven.

Snoop Dogg is not one to mince words, and the Doggfather flat-out called Kanye an Uncle Tom in wake of his Trump-loving coonery.

When a beloved rapper who is true to his craft bestows upon himself a moniker it sticks, Lil` Wayne will forever be called “Weezy” by his fans and Beyoncé will always be referred to as “Bey” by her devotees.

But a trick ass hoe who has betrayed his community has lost the right to christen himself with a nickname.

Kanye West get used to being called an Uncle Tom and worse.

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Donald Trump Cruelly Mocks Christine Blasey Ford: Video

Donald Trump will never hit rock bottom — John McCain isn`t a war hero, Charlottesville and shithole countries were false bottoms — and he`s freefalling down a bottomless pit. His better angels deserted him decades ago, and his seared conscience is his only counselor.

This video perfectly captures the shallowness and depravity of our commander-in-chief. Look at the showman as he stands behind the seal of the President of the United States, and cruelly mocks a survivor of sexual assault.

Whenever Trump looks away from the Teleprompter and the words that were written for him disaster ensues, because then he has only the blackness of his heart to draw from.

If you`re thinking “how could such a low-life buffoon ascend to the presidency?” just look at the bobblehead dolls behind him nodding in approval, and laughing uproariously.

White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders defending Trump`s indefensible display of inhumanity, explaining that he was just “stating the facts.”

Christine Blasey Ford testified before the Senate Judiciary Committee that she will never forget the laughter of Brett Kavanaugh and his friend as they sexually assaulted her, and I will never forget the laughter of Trump`s supporters as he viciously taunted Ford. Remember their laughter when you vote in the mid-term elections this November.

The Christian Broadcasting Network Set to Launch 24-Hour News Channel

“A Christian TV network is entering the crowded world of 24-hour news broadcasting at a time when the mainstream news media is under increasing attack by President Donald Trump and some of his supporters, many of them evangelicals.

The Christian Broadcasting Network`s news channel will provide a religious perspective that other channels lack, CEO Gordon Robertson told The Associated Press in an interview in advance of the network`s formal launch Monday.

The CBN News Channel, to air on local television stations in 15 U.S. cities, will produce original programming and commentary on everything from the power of prayer to Justin Bieber`s faith and Christian persecution in the Middle East.”

Yahoo

The Fox News Channel is the propaganda arm for the Trump administration. The president begins every day by tuning into – and live-tweeting – the network`s morning show, Fox and Friends. I always wondered who the aforementioned friends are, now we know it`s everybody in the Trump regime.

The Fox News evening lineup of Tucker Carlson Tonight, Hannity and The Ingraham Angle are the most vociferous defenders of Donald Trump.

But if you think the Fox News cable outlet is embarrassingly pro-Trump, you ain`t seen nothing yet. The Christian Broadcasting Network`s news channel will launch Monday, and it will make Fox News seem as unbiased as the BBC.

The leading anchor of the news channel will be CBN`s chief political analyst, David Brody, the same objective reporter who co-authored the book, “The Faith of Donald J. Trump.”

Brody will bring his reporter`s notepad and a sack of softballs to his new studio where he will interview Trump administration officials.

The new channel will provide a religious perspective that secular news outlets lack. The evangelical perspective on politics can be summarized thusly: Donald Trump and Republican leaders are on a mission from God to Make America Great Again, and the Democrats, inspired by Satan, are seeking to thwart their divine mission.

My cable providers offers me over 500 channels, and believe me, I won`t be asking them to add CBN`s news channel to their menu.

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https://www.yahoo.com/news/christian-tv-network-enters-world-183049657.html

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Imagine if Donald Trump and Stormy Daniels Had a Love Child

Melania Trump isn`t unduly upset about her husband`s numerous dalliances with porn stars and Playboy models, after all a trophy wife keeps her eyes on her husband`s bank accounts, and not on his adulterous relationships.

But the First Lady is reportedly furious that Trump showed Stormy Daniels a picture of baby son Barron right before he poked her with is mushroom-shaped baby penis.

Trump wasn`t going to turn on the lady by showing her his dick pics, the least he could do was to put her in a good mood by showing her photos of his baby.

Can you imagine how furious Melania would have been if the one-night stand between Stormy and the Donald had resulted in a baby?

One wonders what the baby would have been named:

Chlamydia if it`s a girl, and Clappie if it`s a boy?

Baby Toadstool

Poopie

Secret

Bigly Bastard

Thank God a baby wasn`t conceived out of that unholy union, he/she would have been destined to be the Antichrist or a carnival barker.

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Karen Pence Refused to Kiss Mike Pence After Trump Won the Election

“Karen Pence, the wife of Vice President Mike Pence, spurned her husband and wouldn`t even say hello to President Trump on Election Day 2016 when it became clear Trump won the White House, a new book about the campaign says.

After Pennsylvania was called for Trump giving him the win, Pence moved to kiss his wife, and she turned away.

`You got what you wanted, Mike. Now leave me alone,` she said, Michael Lewis writes in his book, `The Fifth Risk,` according to an excerpt published in The Guardian on Thursday.”

The New York Post

Karen Pence, hereafter referred to by her pet name “Mother,” is an evangelical Christian who reportedly was disgusted by Trump`s misogynist comments on the “Access Hollywood” tape. Like any evangelical Christian who hasn`t become inebriated on Kool-Aid she finds the president reprehensible.

As the wife of a veteran politician Mother knows that politics makes strange bedfellows, and she wouldn`t be too surprised if she caught her hubby in bed with a 20-something Bernie Sanders bro.

But when Pence agreed to become Trump`s running mate she must have been sick to her stomach. The Bible warns about being unequally yoked with unbelievers, and she must have imagined that the unholy union between her spouse and Trump sealed their damnation.

On election night when it became clear that Trump won the White House, Pence attempted to give Mother a celebratory kiss, but she rudely rebuffed him, saying “You got what you wanted, Mike. Now leave me alone.”

I doubt that Mike has received anything more than a peck on the cheek from Mother the last two years, and she`s probably permanently shuttered her back door, depriving him of the back door action that he craves.

If Mike doesn`t succeed Trump after impeachment or after the end of his term, I`m betting Mother will swiftly divorce him.

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https://nypost.com/2018/09/27/karen-pence-wouldnt-acknowledge-trump-after-he-won-election-book/

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Donald Trump is a Functional Illiterate

Donald Trump has the grammar skills of a dyslexic fifth grader, and listening to his speeches on a regular basis is guaranteed to knock off twenty points from your IQ.

Trump`s lexicon is as thin as a pamphlet, and it would take an extraterrestrial only a couple of days to learn how to converse with him.

The Stable Genius saturates his conversation with adjectives, but his vocabulary contains only a few adjectives that we have become intimately acquainted with: bigly, huge, beautiful, incredible, and tremendous.

The presidential wordsmith has a penchant for overusing a few annoying phrases: fake news, witch hunt, con job, and his favorite “believe me,” ironic for a pathological liar who is the least believable person in the universe.

The short-fingered vulgarian occasionally utters profanities in public, but by all accounts his private discourse is littered with obscenities. It`s axiomatic that the more grammar-challenged a person is, the more he resorts to vulgarities.

Let me conclude this essay by telling Trump what I think of him in Trumpspeak:

Believe me, you are a fuc*ing moron with a huge propensity for lying and exaggerating. It will be a beautiful day when you are impeached, and removed from office. I can`t wait to christen your grave with golden showers, that will be the most glorious day in history.

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Donald Trump Claims He Wanted the UN to Laugh at His Speech

“After he was laughed at on the world stage in an embarrassing moment on Tuesday, President Donald Trump is now claiming that his boasts to the United Nations General Assembly about his accomplishments in office were meant to get some laughter.

CNN`s Jim Acosta reported on Twitter Tuesday afternoon: Trump on laughter at UN during speech: `Oh it was great. Well that was meant to get some laughter, but it was great.`

The room full of world leaders at the General Assembly Hall rippled with laughter on Tuesday after the president claimed in his signature hyperbolic style that his administration `has accomplished more than almost any administration in the history of our country.`”

People

This is a follow-up to my article: Donald Trump Laughed at by UN for Saying His Administration Has Accomplished Most in History

http://thesop.org/story/20180925/donald-trump-laughed-at-by-un-for-saying-his-administration-has-accomplished-most-in-history.html

The United Nations General Assembly is an august body where world leaders pontificate on serious matters, we vividly remember Colin Powell`s speech in 2003 where he articulated his case for war against Iraq.

The General Assembly isn`t akin to the White House Correspondents` Association Dinner where politicians play at being a late-night comic. Trump himself was deadly serious last year when he spoke before the General Assembly and threatened North Korea.

Trump`s boast that his administration has accomplished more than any other administration in history is a joke, but he wasn`t joking when he uttered the absurdity.

Trump`s boast wasn`t meant to elicit laughter, and you can be sure that he was seething on the inside when world leaders laughed at his remark.

Trump probably reamed his speechwriter, Stephen Miller, for including this line which works great at a campaign rally, but is patently ridiculous spoken anywhere else.

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https://people.com/politics/donald-trump-wanted-un-laugh-speech/

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Donald Trump Laughed at by UN for Saying His Administration Has Accomplished Most in History

“President Trump on Tuesday strode to the podium at the United Nations General Assembly in New York City to share the extraordinary progress the United States has made during his time in office. The reaction he received from the assembled world leaders wasn`t what he was expecting.

`In less than two years my administration has accomplished more than almost any administration in the history of our country,` Trump proclaimed. There was a smattering of audible laughter from the assembled diplomats, representing 193 countries.

The president paused his prepared remarks.

`So true,` Trump said with a tight-lipped smile, adding: `Didn`t expect that reaction but that`s OK.`

More laughter and applause followed.”

AOL

A Donald Trump campaign rally is as well choreographed as a church service. When Trump wants to pump up the intensity he cries out “Lock Her Up” or “Build the Wall,” and the faithful dutifully repeat the refrain.

At every rally Trump boasts that his administration has accomplished more than any administration in the history of our country, and his devotees burst out in applause.

The president hasn`t locked up Hillary, built the wall, and he`s had precious few accomplishments, but his base lives in an alternate reality where he`s incoherent tweets and racist comments are making America great again.

Perhaps I shouldn`t compare a Trump rally to a church service but to a mass circle jerk, and when the orange messiah declares that his administration has accomplished more than any other administration confetti of orgasmic bliss rains down on the arena.

When the Stable Genius strode to the podium at the United Nations General Assembly in New York City, and made his familiar boast at the very least he expected polite applause. Instead he was greeted with incredulous laughter, because everyone in America outside of his base, and everyone in the world knows he`s a fuc*ing moron.

On the campaign trail Trump would often say that the world is laughing at us referring to Obama`s administration, it`s poetic justice that he was vividly shown that he`s the laughing stock of the civilized world.

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Detroit Police Officer Fired for Calling Residents ‘Zoo Animals’

“The Detroit Police Department confirmed on Monday that it had fired an officer and opened an investigation into his conduct after a picture he posted to Snapchat with a racially-charged message went viral.

Sean Bostwick, 27, who worked in the 12th Precinct, posted a photo of himself in his uniform with the caption “Another night to Rangel (sic) up these zoo animals.” He posted the photo directly before starting his shift on Sunday.”

Detroit Free Press

Now that this racist pig is going to have a lot of free time on his hands, I suggest he take an adult school class in remedial English. Rangel?

Precinct 12 is on the city`s northwest side bordering the infamous Eight Mile Road, and it`s one of the most dangerous precincts.

What precinct 12 needs are police officers who have a mindset of protecting and serving the community, and that starts by viewing the residents as hardworking people who are trapped in an area where there are no jobs and little hope for the future.

Bostwick considered anyone roaming the streets at night an animal that needed to be wrangled, i.e arrested on any pretext and jailed.

Fortunately, Bostwick was a new hire and still on probation, therefore the police department could summarily fire him.

Pic of racist pig:

https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/detroit/2018/09/24/police-suspension-shapchat/1408153002/

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Eight Reasons Why Sex Robots are Superior to Prostitutes

There`s a big market for sex robots, and robot brothels are opening in cities all over the world, which leads me to ask: are sex robots superior to prostitutes?

There is no such thing as a prostitute with a heart of gold, when a woman is treated as a piece of meat with three orifices for rent her heart shrinks to a hard pebble.

Here are eight reasons why a sex robot is superior to a hooker:

The computer generated moans of a sex robot are more realistic than the fake moans of a bored whore.

A sex robot`s orifices aren`t cesspools of STD`s, after each use the machine can be thoroughly cleansed with bleach. I doubt a prostitute douches and scrubs her love box, or even takes a shower in between customers.

The eyes of a typical working girl resemble the orbs of a dead fish, whereas the twinkle in a sex robot`s eyes will never diminish, as long as the batteries don`t wear out.

A harlot in a brothel will gossip about your shortcomings, but what happens in the room with your sex robot stays in the room.

Intercourse with a lady of the evening has legal and moral implications, whereas sex with a sex robot is simply masturbation. You can walk out of a robot sex brothel like a boy scout who hasn`t broken any laws or cheated on your wife or girlfriend.

If you visit a streetwalker when you`re inebriated there`s a chance she might roll you, but there`s zero chance a sex robot will take advantage of a drunk customer.

A call girl might not be able to suppress a giggle when she sees your manhood, but a sex robot can be programmed to believe that every client is hung like a horse.

A John with a conscience will always wonder if any of the escorts he slept with got pregnant and had his baby. Needless to say you don`t have to worry about getting a sex robot pregnant.

Sex with a human prostitute dehumanizes the woman, and sex with a sex robot dehumanizes the John. My suggestion is to find a loving (human) partner and enjoy a monogamous relationship, and steer clear of sex robots and prostitutes.

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Gavin Newsom Compares Donald Trump to Pennywise the Clown

“President Donald Trump on Thursday night slammed California lieutenant governor and Democratic gubernatorial candidate Gavin Newsom, calling him a clown.

`Democrats want to give welfare and free health care to illegal aliens,` Trump said. `How about this clown in California who`s running for governor? He wants open borders and then he wants to give them health care, education, everything.`

Newsom fired back on Twitter by comparing Trump to Pennywise, the terrifying clown in Stephen King`s `It.`:

Interesting description coming from the guy who is literally locking up kids like Pennywise.”

Huffington Post

Donald Trump calling a politician a clown is like Mike Tyson berating a friend for giving his girlfriend a hickey.

When I see Trump with his sphincter-shaped mouth, urine-colored cotton candy hair, and his orange complexion, I think this is what a clown must look like if Satan operated a circus.

Everything about Newsom from his movie star good looks to his eloquence to his command of the issues is the antithesis of a clown, and everything about Trump from his absurd appearance to his incoherent babbling to his ignorance of foreign and domestic policy is the epitome of a clown.

Newsom is spot on in comparing Trump to Pennywise the clown, Trump locks up immigrant children in concentration camps and Pennywise locks up children in the bowels of the Earth.

Pennywise emerges from the gutter every few decades to unleash evil, but hopefully Trump`s first term will be his only opportunity to unleash chaos. I doubt our democracy can survive a second term of Trump`s buffoonery, stupidity and just plain evil.

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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-gavin-newsom-clown_us_5ba4a84ae4b0181540dbc795

Plastic Jesus Vandalizes Donald Trump’s Hollywood Walk of Fame Star

“There is a doctrine in tort law known as `attractive nuisance` that concerns structures, such as pools, hot tubs, playgrounds, etc. that are attractive to children. The rule of attractive nuisance holds that if a child is injured as a result of using an attractive nuisance, the property owner is liable for such injury, even if the child had no permission to be on the property in the first place.”

Quora.Com

Let my explain the tort law known as “attractive nuisance” in layman terms: If you have a slide in your unfenced front yard, and if a punk kid who doesn`t respect property rights slides down, and the uncoordinated idiot breaks his neck, you are legally liable.

“Donald Trump`s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame got the prison bars treatment … after a familiar prankster pulled off the hilarious stunt.

“The president`s WOF star was locked down after a street artist, who goes by the name Plastic Jesus, attached bars to the star.

Plastic Jesus says he used instant-drying, industrial strength, double-sided sticky tape, which is why he says it took the Trump supporter HOURS to remove them, also to everyone`s delight.”

TMZ

Donald Trump`s Walk of Fame star has been repeatedly vandalized, it`s been spray painted, broken apart by a pickaxe, and shattered by a sledgehammer.

Trump`s star is an attractive nuisance, it`s almost impossible for a patriot who walks by the star not to desecrate the execrable thing.

If I ever visit Hollywood and I see the abomination, and if I don`t have a hammer handy, I will whip out my Johnson and piss on it.

The Walk of Fame is administered by the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce, and they should be legally liable for the $2,000 that it takes to replace the star after it`s vandalized.

Plastic Jesus should be rewarded with a key to the city by the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce for his artistic vandalism.

In fact, I wish Plastic Jesus would run for president in 2020, he would do an infinitely better job than the false Messiah elected by white evangelicals, racists, rednecks and other assorted riff-raff.

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White Evangelical Leaders Want Senate Republicans to Crucify Christine Blasey Ford

“Worried their chance to cement a conservative majority on the Supreme Court could slip away, a growing number of evangelical and anti-abortion leaders are expressing frustration that Senate Republicans and the White House are not protecting Judge Brett M. Kavanaugh more forcefully from a sexual assault allegation and warning that conservative voters may stay home in November if his nomination falls apart.

Several of these leaders, including ones with close ties to the White House and Senate Republicans, are urging Republicans to move forward with a confirmation vote imminently unless the woman who accused Judge Kavanaugh of sexual assault, Christine Blasey Ford, agrees to share her story with the Senate Judiciary Committee within the next few days.”

New York Times

Evangelical leaders haven`t expressed any frustration over the culture of corruption that thrives in the White House. List of cabinet officials under investigation for ethical lapses:

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/02/15/trump-cabinet-officials-in-ethics-scandals.html


 Evangelical leaders haven`t expressed any frustration over the moral depravity of Donald Trump, they give him a mulligan every time he indulges in one of the seven deadly sins.
Evangelical leaders haven`t expressed any frustration over the racist atmosphere in the Trump administration that bears bitter fruit in racist immigration laws.
However these anti-women Pharisees have their panties in a twist because the White House isn`t doing enough, in their estimation, to protect Judge Brett M. Kavanaugh from the credible charge that he attempted to rape a student when he was in high school.

Jesus defended and protected children and social outcasts from powerful religious leaders, evangelical leaders protect powerful corrupt political leaders.
White evangelicals care more about advancing their political agenda than they do about the victims of sexual predators like Donald Trump and Roy Moore.

The woman who accused Judge Kavanaugh of sexual assault, Christine Blasey Ford, should be treated with respect, and that means having her allegations investigated by the FBI before she testifies before the Senate Judiciary Committee.
If white evangelical leaders had their way, she would be stoned to death, so that Senate Republicans can swiftly confirm Judge Kavanaugh.
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https://www.nytimes.com/2018/09/20/us/politics/brett-kavanaugh-religious-voters.html