Stable Genius Donald Trump Lays Candy on a Minion Child’s Head

As a child Halloween was my favorite holiday, after all what kid doesn’t love to dress up as his favorite comic book hero and extort candy from his neighbors. As an adult Christmas is one of my least favorite holidays, because I hate buying presents for co-workers that I despise, and family members that don’t deserve a Merry Christmas greeting, let alone a gift. But Halloween is still my favorite holiday because I love handing out candy to little kids whose dental bills aren’t my responsibility.

I even enjoy watching other adults hand out candy to little trick-or-treaters, but I was filled with a sense of revulsion when I saw video of Donald Trump and his wife handing out candy to costumed kids at the White House.

Trump took a break from his usual routine of vilifying political opponents on Twitter and making racist comments to participate in one of the ceremonial aspects of his job, namely giving out candy to children on Halloween.

The buffoon-in-chief screws everything up, including the simple task of handing out candy to children. The stable genius plopped a candy bar on the head of a child dressed as a Minion, instead of in its outstretched bag. Melania followed her husband’s example and laid a candy bar on the Minion’s head. Of course, the candy bars slid of the child’s head, leave it to the fucking moron to disappoint children.

Cruelly teasing children should be added to the Articles of Impeachment.

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Sexy Mister Rogers Halloween Costume is an Abomination

Won’t you be my neighbor? Entice your friends next door with your playful puppets! Suit up with a neck tie, and be the friendliest next door neighbor in town in this exclusive Nicest Neighbor costume featuring a red top with a V-neckline, long fitted sleeves, a white detachable collar with a black neck tie, and matching high waisted gray shorts with belt loops. (Hand puppets, wig, belt and socks not included.)

This is the message posted on Yandy.Com enticing you to damn you soul to eternal fire by buying a sexed-up Mr. Rogers costume for Halloween.

The red knit cardigan sweater worn by Fred Rogers, creator and host of the children’s program, Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood is housed in the Smithsonian National Museum of American History. The iconic sweater conjures up images of sweetness and innocence embodied by Mister Rogers.

The execrable Nicest Neighbor costume features a hot model wearing a red top with a V-neckline displaying enough cleavage to give Mister Rogers a heart attack. That sexy red top might be on display in a brothel some day, but it will never find its way to the Smithsonian National Museum of American History.

The hussy modeling the Halloween costume is wearing booty shorts that would be right at home in Las Vegas, but she would never be welcomed in Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood.

To add insult to injury the model is holding up puppets of King Friday and Henrietta Pussycat; I should sue Yancy.Com for the therapy I will need for the rest of my life.

In the name of everything that is pure, decent, and innocent why is Yandy.Com defiling my childhood memories of Mister Rogers?

It’s Against the Law for Kids Over 12 in Chesapeake VA to Trick-or-Treat

“In parts of Virginia, anyone 13 or older who goes trick-or-treating can be sent to jail for up to six months according to And no matter what age, trick-or-treating after 8 p.m. can land you in the clink for up to 30 days. Fines range between $25 and $100.”


Teens are full of piss and vinegar and hormones and controlled substances, and they engage in all sorts of mischief all year long, and on Halloween many of them egg houses and vandalize private property.

Our kids grow up much too fast, and if a teen wants to extend his childhood by a couple of years by going trick-or-treating that`s a good thing.

I`d rather see teens trick-or-treating than egging houses or driving around the neighborhood drunk.

Every year there`s always a dozen high school kids who trick-or-treat in my neighborhood, and I always give them candy.

The war on Christmas may be fake news, but it`s the truth that the Chesapeake city code reads:

  1. If any person over the age of 12 years shall engage in the activity commonly known as “trick or treat” or any other activity of similar character or nature under any name whatsoever, he or she shall be guilty of a misdemeanor and shall be punished by a fine of not less than $25.00 nor more than $100.00 or by confinement in jail for not more than six months or both.
  2. If any person shall engage in the activity commonly known as “trick or treat” or any other activity of similar character or nature under any name whatsoever after 8:00 p.m., he or she shall be guilty of a misdemeanor and shall be punished by a fine of not less than $10.00 nor more than $100.00 or by confinement in jail for not more than 30 days or both.

The Chesapeake city officials need to remember when they were in high school and still trick-or-treating. Trying to stop Halloween festivities at 8:00 p.m. is as insane as ending a New Year`s Eve party at 10:00 p.m.

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The CNN ‘This is an Apple’ Ad

“CNN launched a Facts First marketing campaign this morning. The ad features only an apple, though it`s hard to see it as other than a nuts-to-you response to Donald Trump`s campaign to brand CNN as `Fake News.`

`This is an apple,` the ad begins:

Some people might tell you that it`s a banana.

They might scream banana, banana, banana, over and over and over again.

They might put BANANA in all caps.

You might even start to believe that this is a banana.

But it`s not.

This is an apple.

Facts First.



I would love to make my own video. My ad would feature only a Jack O` Lantern.

“This is a rotten Jack O` Lantern,” my ad begins.

Some delusional cultists might tell you that it`s the president of the United States.

They might scream president, president, over and over again, demanding that you grant him respect commensurate with his office.


You might even start to believe that this grotesque orange buffoon deserves to be treated with respect.

But he`s not entitled to any respect.

He`s a rotten orange freak.

The truth hurts.

Robert Paul Reyes

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