robert paul reyes

Cat Loves Riding Llama

Cats are Gods

“The lama serves its meowjesty, giving the insolent cat a ride during cold showy weather so the kitty doesn`t freeze its paws.”

Sputnik

Felines demand to be treated like royalty, they expect gourmet cat food, spotless litter boxes, and frequent petting. If we are properly servile and obsequious they might reward us with a meow or a purr.

But it turns out that cats treat all animals with disdain, this insolent kitty is riding on top of a llama during a snowy day so she won`t freeze her paws.

Some things never change, the ancient Egyptians considered cats deities, and we`re still treating them like gods.

Check out the video, I don`t detect an ounce of gratitude in the cat`s expression.

Link to video:

https://sputniknews.com/videoclub/201812261070994769-cat-rides-sheep/

Melania Trump is as Mysterious as a Russian Topless Bartender at a Strip Club

Trophy Wife

If you ask me there`s no mystery about Melania Knauss, she`s a former nude model who struck faux gold when she married real estate magnate Donald Trump.

But her life before she became Trump`s third trophy wife is shrouded in mystery.

We know that soon after she stopped wearing a training bra she started her modeling career, but is she a college graduate?

We know that up until Trump`s shocking election victory her personal website claimed that she obtained a degree in design and architecture at an unnamed university in Slovenia.

We should take anything Melania says with a grain of salt, she`s as well acquainted with the truth as her husband.

The truth is that Melania dropped out of the University of Ljubljana in Slovenia after one year to dedicate herself to her nude modeling career. At least she didn`t claim that she graduated from Trump University, she may not be a college graduate but she`s not that dumb.

Melania was forced to update her site to read “paused her studies to advance her modeling career in Milan and Paris.” Another Trumpian lie, she never resumed her studies and there`s no proof that she ever sashayed down a catwalk in Paris or Milan.

It`s frequently reported that she`s fluent in five languages: Slovene, English, German, Serbian and French, but I bet that the only thing she can say in German, Serbian and French is “Yes, Mr. Millionaire I`d love to see your hotel room.” Think about it, she`s been in America for decades, but she speaks in broken English.

It`s obvious Melania isn`t a fluent English speaker, and she can barely write in English, which explains why she has a penchant for plagiarizing the speeches of Michelle Obama.

There is as much mystery to Melania as there is about your favorite Russian topless bartender at a strip club.

Donald Trump Shocks America by Saluting the Casket of George HW Bush

Donald Trump is an affront to the Almighty and an embarrassment to America, with every word that he utters, and every step that he takes he diminishes our democracy.

The president of the deplorables and his trophy wife, Melania Trump, paid their respects at the U.S. Capitol Rotunda to President George HW Bush.

Trump approached Bush`s flag-draped casket, stood silent for a moment and then he raised his tiny hand to his orange face in a salute.

The unmitigated gall of Cadet Bone Spurs saluting a genuine war hero shocked a nation.

Only military personnel have earned the right to salute, Trump might as well have flipped the casket with his grotesquely tiny digit.

Trump`s presence at any solemn event is an obscenity, he should have remained in the White House doing what he does best, tweeting vulgar and mean tweets from his porcelain throne.

Melania Trump’s Red Christmas Trees Don’t Represent the Blood of Jesus Christ!

The Christmas tree is an ancient pagan phallic symbol. When Christians trim the tree with glass ball ornaments and tinsel, they are paying homage to the pagan fertility symbol, with the tree representing the phallus, the glass ball ornaments the testicles and the tinsel the semen.

When Melania Trump defiled the White House by lining a hall with blood-red Christmas trees, evangelicals came to her defense claiming that the early church would dye the trees red to symbolize the blood of Jesus & the resurrection.

Read my essay: Melania Trump`s Evil Bloody-red Christmas Trees

http://thesop.org/story/20181128/melania-trumps-evil-bloodyred-christmas-trees.html

Bullshit! This religious justification for the execrable red Xmas Trees has been debunked by Snopes. Com and Politifact. Evangelicals try to justify and explain Trump`s myriad vulgarities and obscenities, if the stable genius hung a string of used condoms around his neck they would claim that they represent Christmas stockings.

White evangelicals might as well replace their traditional Christmas trees with giant red dildos, and sing carols to their savior, Donald Trump.

Moron Brett Favre Duped into Recording anti-Semitic Message

“Pro Football Hall of Fame quarterback Brett Favre and other celebrities allegedly were duped in November by an online white supremacy group into recording videos that used coded alt-right language and have been posted on YouTube to promote anti-Semitic conspiracy theories.

Favre, actor Andy Dick and rapper Soulja Boy recorded messages at the request of the `GDL,` or `Goyim Defense League,` which employs the Yiddish word for non-Jews and mocks the Anti-Defamation League`s acronym, according to BuzzFeed News. The group used the app Cameo, which allows users to purchase a video of a celebrity reading a custom message.

YouTubers `Handsome Truth` and `Sway Guevara` paid $500 for the message, BuzzFeed reports.”

Washington Post

Like most former successful professional athletes Brett Favre is a spokesman for a few companies including Copper Fit and Dick`s Sporting Goods. Favre is well compensated for shilling for these companies, and he has several other revenue streams as well.

But the greedy bastard wants to squeeze every penny from his name, and so he records messages for the app Cameo, which allows users to purchase a video of c celebrity reading a custom message. I would gladly pay $500 to have Favre record the following message: I Brett Favre am a steaming pile of human excrement, and my hobby is sending women unsolicited dick pics.

Consider the two other celebs who were fooled into recording messages by the white supremacy group: Andy Dick who has a penchant for exposing his dick and grabbing men`s genitals, and Soulja Boy who is the biggest dick in the rap game.

How low can Favre sink, can we look forward to him selling autographed photographs of his penis?

What a dick!

Read More:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2018/12/01/brett-favre-tricked-by-white-supremacists-into-recording-video-with-anti-semitic-message/?utm_term=.b699679f9ba9

You Will Have to Pry My Can of Tuna From My Cold, Dead Hands

“Canned tuna, a lunchbox staple from the 20th century, is fighting to keep its spot in American cupboards.

Century-old tuna companies like StarKist Co., Bumble Bee Foods LLC and Chicken of the Sea International are trying to reboot demand for tuna fish-selling it in cans, pouches and kits with trendy flavors or as a healthy snack-as they seek to hold on to their dominance in a shrinking market.”

Wall Street Journal

I`m a baby boomer and canned tuna was a staple in my childhood home, along with milk, eggs and bread.

My cupboards are still well stocked with cans of tuna fish; a can of tuna costs less than a dollar and it will yield two satisfying and delicious sandwiches.

You won`t find cans of tuna in college dorms or basements where millennials live, they don`t even own can openers. They want the instant gratification of nuking their meals in a microwave in 30 seconds.

I don`t mind the ritual of opening a can of tuna with a manual can opener, draining the water, and fixing my tuna sandwich with mayo, relish and onions.

Legacy tuna companies like StarKist, Bumble Bee and Chicken of the Sea are trying to rebrand tuna as a snack sold in pouches. They`re hoping that flavored tuna sold in pouches will appeal to millennials.

They may be successful in their marketing strategy, but for me tuna is a meal not a snack, and I don`t mind the fishy smell.

On a cold December evening there`s nothing better than a tuna sandwich with Campbell`s tomato soup.

Read More:

https://www.wsj.com/articles/tuna-makers-look-to-hook-younger-consumers-1543766400

James Woods Blasts Magazine Publishers for Snubbing Melania Trump

“Actor James Woods cut right to the core with a post on Twitter about First Lady Melania Trump.

`Since no American magazine will put her on a cover, we`ll just have to celebrate her ourselves. @FLOTUS,` Woods wrote Tuesday.”

Daily Wire

Melania Knauss was a nude model when she caught the leering eye of business tycoon and real estate developer Donald Trump. The gold-digger from Slovenia could speak just enough broken English to ingratiate herself with the short-fingered vulgarian.

As the wife of the businessman and reality TV star her only discernable talent was turning a blind eye to her husband`s myriad indiscretions while she lavishly spent his money.

As the First Lady her only talent is distracting and deflecting from her husband`s many scandals by flashing a frozen smile at the cameras.

Melania hasn`t accomplished anything noteworthy while in the White House, and the cause that she`s adopted, protecting children from online bullying, only serves to highlight her husband`s constant bullying of his political enemies on Twitter.

It`s understandable why magazines flinch from putting Melania on a cover, Woods can celebrate her by pleasuring himself while looking at her old nude pics.

Read More

https://www.dailywire.com/news/38740/james-woods-rips-us-magazine-publishers-snubbing-joseph-curl

Donald Trump and His White Evangelical Followers Make Me Vomit

Donald Trump campaign rallies are composed of racist rednecks, white evangelical reprobates, embittered blue-collar whites and a sprinkling of Uncle Toms and establishment Republicans.

At a campaign rally in Missouri, on the eve of the midterm elections, Trump`s stump speech was interrupted by first responders tending to a supporter who had feinted.

The crowd burst into a rendition of “Amazing Grace,” which might seem incongruous at a political rally, but not at a Trump event where everybody is familiar with arguably the best known hymn in Christianity.

Trump was forced to shut his trap, as he wandering aimlessly on the stage, pointing to the singing crowd, while privately thinking, “What a bunch of rubes.”

Needless to say Trump didn`t join in singing because Mr. Two Corinthians doesn`t know the words to the most popular hymn in the world.

This incident illustrates the symbiosis between the amoral short-fingered vulgarian and his white evangelical following. White evangelicals know damn well that Trump isn`t a moral person, let alone a born-again Christian, but they tolerate, and even rationalize, his corruption ,vulgarity and immorality as long as he continues to appoint conservative judges.

It`s certainly a testimony to God`s Amazing Grace that He didn`t smite that campaign rally with fire from above.

Melania Trump’s Evil Bloody-Red Christmas Trees

If Donald Trump was responsible for decorating the White House for Christmas the trees would be blinking neon, mistletoe would be hung in the womens bathrooms, and the White House would be lit up like a whorehouse.

The only thing worse than having the fucking moron decorate the White House is having his clueless wife do it.

The entire civilized world is seeing red at Melania`s forest of cone-shaped, crimson trees, the crazy former nude model has turned the People`s House into Dracula`s palace.

I`m a purist and I think a Christmas tree should be natural and green thus reminding us of nature, a red tree evokes images of Christmas in hell.

These are not normal times in the White House and in our country, and I guess blood-red Christmas trees are a perfect fit for our troubled times.

In the holiday season we take comfort in the beloved traditions of the yule log, Christmas carols, eggnog, and a traditional tree, there`s nothing traditional about a red tree, thus reminding us that everything if off kilter and we are living in hell.

I long for the day when sanity is restored, Trump is impeached and spending Christmas in a brothel decorated with red trees, and a normal president is in the White House trimming a natural Christmas tree.

Pic of Melania`s evil red Xmas trees:

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/nov/28/melania-trump-red-christmas-trees-white-house-decorations

Donald Trump Refers to Himself as ‘President T’

So great that oil prices are falling (thank you President T). Add that, which is like a big tax cut, to our other good economic news. Inflation down (are you listening Fed).

Donald Trump tweet

Only a narcissist refers to himself in the third person, and only a fuc*ing moron bestows upon himself a nickname.

The first time I read this tweet, I thought to myself, “President T sounds like a rap moniker,” so I wasn`t too surprised to discover that a London-based rapper uses that stage name.

The rapper President T should take advantage of the situation by releasing a diss track of Trump, he certainly wouldn`t be the first rapper to drop a track mocking the stable genius.

Or better yet the rapper should challenge Trump to a rap battle; I would love to see the famous counter-puncher try to land some verbal jabs. The real President T would spit some nasty rhymes while Trump would drool in fear and humiliation.

Wouldn`t it be nice if President T or Mr. T would pimp slap Trump and force him to resign?

 

White Evangelicals a Threat to Our Nation! We Can’t Wait for God to Smite Them! We Must Act Now!

Documentary filmmaker Michael Moore posted the following meme to his Facebook page:

Rather than putting `Christ` back in `Christmas,` I`d settle for putting `Christ` back in `Christians.

The agitprop movie director has said and written a lot of provocative things in his career, but this meme is fairly tame and it recirculates every year during the Christmas season.

In this bitterly divided nation the left-wing filmmaker`s innocuous message has received a strong reaction on social media. The post has accumulated almost 40,000 likes, 10,000 shares and 1,000 comments.

Now it`s my turn to give you my two cent`s worth of commentary. I strongly agree with Moore`s sentiments, I`d settle for white evangelical Christians putting Christ back in Christians.

White evangelicals have so perverted Christianity that they should be labeled a hate group by the Southern Poverty Law Center. I don`t recognize the humility, mercy and compassion of Jesus Christ in the behavior of white evangelicals who demonize gays and lesbians, countenance racism and bigotry, treat women like second-class citizens and display seething hatred of immigrants and minorities.

I could never be persuaded to take up arms against al-Qaeda or ISIS in Afghanistan or Iraq, but I will gladly take up metaphorical arms against white evangelicals in America.

White evangelicals are the greatest threat to democracy and freedom and we can`t idly wait for the Almighty to smite these reprobates, it is incumbent upon us to wage war against them until their pernicious ideology is discredited and defeated.

I`m going to help put “Christ” back in “Christmas” by kicking these religious fascists to the curb.

Shawn Mendes Looks Gay and Acts Gay, But is He Really Gay? Does it Matter?

“How many times will Shawn Mendes have to say hes not gay for people to believe him?

The 20-year-old Canadian star emphasized his heterosexuality in Rolling Stone`s December issue and discussed the constant stress he feels living his life in the spotlight.

`I`d like to say I don`t care about it, but that`s not true,` he said, before adding, `this massive, massive thing for the last five years about me being gay.`”

Page Six

Shawn Mendes exudes a gay vibe, he wouldn`t look gayer even if he tattooed a rainbow flag on his forehead. I`m not saying he`s gay, but most gays are sure he`s batting for their team.

Methinks the lady doth protest too much, he frequently proclaims that he`s heterosexual.

Here`s a good rule to follow: If you look like the gayest gentleman in the world, but you don`t happen to be gay, don`t get your panties in a twist proclaiming you`re not gay. Everyone and their gay uncle is going to think you`re gay!

Clearly it bothers Mendes that a lot of people think he`s gay, he keeps harping on the issue. Listen girlfriend, your true fans don`t care if your gay, there`s nothing wrong with being gay. Haters are going to hate, and Twitter trolls are going to troll, just concentrate on your music.

I don`t care if Mendes is gay, but the fact that he`s a Canadian artist like Justin Bieber and Nickelback — that I just can`t forgive.

Read More:

https://pagesix.com/2018/11/26/shawn-mendes-constantly-feels-the-need-to-prove-hes-not-gay/

Crazy Cat Lady Rescuing Her Kitty Gets Stuck in Tree

“A woman in North Highlands got stuck in a tree Thursday and had to be rescued by Sacramento Metro Fire personnel after trying to rescue a cat, according to a tweet from Metro Fire.”

Sacramento Bee

Firefighters rescue a cat stuck in a tree: not news it happens all the time.

Cops bash a young black man upside the head for jaywalking: not news it happens all the time.

Firefighters rescue a crazy cat lady who got stuck in a 30-foot tree trying to rescue her kitty: now we`re talking.

I love Tico, my 25-pound, kitty, and if fatso got stuck in a 5-foot tree (that`s probably as high as he could climb), I wouldn`t risk injury trying to save him. I`m an old codger and my bones are brittle, I`d break a bone if I fell off a step stool.

I bet the woman felt like the biggest fool in the world when she had to be rescued by first responders, especially after the feline descended the tree on its own.

Read more here: https://www.sacbee.com/news/local/article222150020.html#storylink=cpy

Outrage: RNC Peddling Donald Trump Merchandise

The Republican National Committee (RNC) faced withering online criticism on Black Friday after it hawked items in Donald Trump`s online store.

The RNC tweeted: There`s only one thing better than a Black Friday deal … and that`s a Trump Black Friday deal.

It`s a Black Friday indeed for the Republican Party, they`ve sacrificed their bedrock principles of fiscal conservatism, family values, and a fierce opposition to dictatorships and communist states, for the instant gratification of conservative Supreme Court Justices and tax cuts for the wealthy.

Instead of providing checks and balances on a runaway administration, the Grand Old Party has been reduced to peddling Trump memorabilia. The Trump takeover of the GOP is complete; I`d be hard-pressed to name a Republican leader with a backbone or a shred of dignity.

Thank God the Democrats have regained control of the House, they can provide proper checks and balances on an authoritarian president, and once the Mueller report is released, they will have enough ammunition to impeach him.

I`m not going to buy any Trump merchandise, one day a MAGA hat will be consigned to the dustbin of history along with a Richard Nixon`s the One campaign button.

Jim Carrey’s Latest Anti-Trump Cartoon is Another Masterpiece

Jim Carrey the brilliant comic thespian and genius artist has been chronicling the corruption and ineptitude of the Trump administration with his masterpiece cartoons. I look forward to a new Carrey cartoon as much as I once waited eagerly for a new Carrey movie comedy.

In the latest Carrey masterwork he depicts Trump as an infant inside the brain of acting Attorney General Matthew Whitaker.

The cartoon is captioned “Baby on Board,” and the Man Baby is controlling the levers inside Whitaker`s huge head.

Whitaker is as unqualified to be Attorney General as Trump is unqualified to be president. Trump elevated the partisan hack to his position only because he can control him in a way he never could Deputy Attorney General Rod Jay Rosenstein.

Thank goodness the Democrats have regained control of the House, they will make sure that the Whitaker puppet will be unable to derail Special Counsel Robert Mueller`s investigation.

Keep up the good work Jim Carrey, you can bet Trump throws a tantrum whenever you post a new cartoon online.

Link to pic of Carrey masterpiece:

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/jim-carrey-donald-trump-baby-on-board_us_5bf9247be4b03b230fa1baf0

Robert Paul Reyes: My List of Unusual Thanksgiving Blessings

I`ve already posted a serious list of Thanksgiving blessings:

http://thesop.org/story/20181114/robert-paul-reyes-my-list-of-thanksgiving-blessings.html

 

This is my list of unusual Thanksgiving blessings.

DISABILITY PLACARD

Unlike most wankers who have a disabled license plate or placard I have a legitimate disability. I`m thankful for my disabled placard because it affords me the luxury of parking in front of the grocery store, movie theatre or restaurant like the biggest pimp in town.

BLUETOOTH TECHNOLOGY

I`m grateful for Bluetooth technology because when I talk to myself in public, as I am wont to do, folks just assume I`m using Bluetooth headphones.

GROCERY STORE SELF-CHECKOUT MACHINES

Thank God for these self-checkout stations, they allow me to avoid human interaction. I`m tired of cashiers looking at me askance when they scan my unhealthy items.

NETFLIX

I have access to thousands of films, and thanks to using my sister`s account it doesn`t cost me a dime.

CAT VIDEOS

Who doesn`t love cat videos? Fortunately, they are as ubiquitous as porn, and the purring of the kitties is nowhere near as annoying as the fake moaning of porn stars.

EMOTICONS

I`m a minimalist to the core and sending an angry smiley saves me a hell of a lot of keystrokes.

FUN SIZE CANDY BARS

I can pop a dozen of these in my mouth without feeling like a total pig.

Outrage: Franklin Graham Selling Pro-Trump T-Shirts at Billy Graham Library

“Now Franklin Graham is inviting evangelical Christians to wear their support for Donald Trump, America`s 45th president.

The North Carolina-based evangelist is selling “Pray for 45” T-shirts in the store at Charlotte`s Billy Graham Library.

It`s Graham`s answer to “Impeach 45″ T-shirts, baby clothes and Frisbees that were briefly advertised by third-party sellers on Walmart`s website.”

Charlotte Observer

Televangelists` stock-in-trade is selling ridiculous religious trinkets such as prayer cloths and anointing oil to their gullible followers.

Not to be outdone by his evangelical brethren, the Rev. Franklin Graham is selling “Pray for 45” T-shirts in the store at Charlotte`s Billy Graham Library.

Billy Graham must be rolling over in his grave at the idea of a T-shirt supporting a president who resembles the anti-Christ more than Jesus Christ being sold in a library named after him.

To add insult to injury the online ad for the profane T-shirts includes a pitch from the Bible.

Many sincere Christians pray for Trump regularly, they pray that he will turn from his wicked ways and embrace God. White evangelicals, on the other hand, pray that God will bless the most corrupt, racist and inept administration in history.

The store at the Billy Graham library should sell KKK pointy caps and dunce hats, they would go perfectly with the pro-Trump T-shirts.

Vision of Hell: Taco Bell Selling Taco-Themed Sweaters and Leggings for the Holidays

NOVEMBER 2018 ARCHIVES PAGE TWO:

https://robertpaulreyes.com/november-2018-archives-page-two/

“Taco Bell is trading turkeys for tacos – and getting in the holiday spirit for Thanksgiving.

The Yum! Brands fast food chain partnered with Tipsy Elves to release a line of taco-themed sweaters and leggings fit for the holidays so fans can showcase exactly what they`re grateful for: Taco Bell.

tacobell

The red sweater says, `Thankful for Taco Bell,` while the blue one reads, `Happy Friendsgiving,` alongside an images of a taco-turkey.”

Fox News

I occasionally patronize fast food restaurants; I might stop at a McDonald`s for their excellent coffee or drop by a Chick-fil-A for their tasty Waffle Potato Fries, but I`d rather make a run to the border of hell than eat at a Taco Bell.

As an Hispanic I find their menu an affront to my culture, Taco Bell is to Mexican food what a 7-11 frozen pizza is to Italian food. In fact, Taco Bell barely qualifies as real food, they`ve been sued over meat that`s just 35 percent beef.

Taco Bell is probably the only fast food franchise allowed in hell, but I`ll never know for sure because I`m destined for a place where I sit on clouds and munch on Krispy Kreme donuts.

I think it`s entirely appropriate that the God-awful Taco Bell is releasing a line of ugly Christmas sweaters and leggings. I`m a peace warrior and I don`t advocate violence against anyone, but a cretin who wears a Taco Bell sweater and leggings for the holidays should be dropped in a vat of boiling hot Taco Bell grease.

These execrable clothing items don`t come cheap, the sweater will set you back $59 and the leggings are $28.

If I die and wake up only to be greeted by a demon sporting leggings covered in tacos I know that a horrible mistake was made!

Happy Thanksgiving and Merry Christmas to all my readers, and may there be no Taco Bell sweaters and leggings in your X-mas stockings.

NOVEMBER 2018 ARCHIVES PAGE TWO:

https://robertpaulreyes.com/november-2018-archives-page-two/

 

Jim Acosta Is a Preening Showboat But He Deserves First Amendment Protection

“A federal judge on Friday ordered the Trump administration to restore the press credentials of Jim Acosta of CNN, handing the cable network an early win in its lawsuit against the president and members of his administration.

Presiding over one of the first major tests of press rights under President Trump, Judge Timothy J. Kelly of United States District Court in Washington ruled that the White House had behaved inappropriately in stripping Mr. Acosta of his press badge shortly after a testy exchange at a news conference last week.”

The New York Times

Stripping CNN journalist Jim Acosta of his press credentials because he`s stubborn and obnoxious was a grave violation of the First Amendment, and I am delighted with the federal judge`s ruling.

Donald Trump may be the only person who`s happier than me, Acosta is the perfect foil. He`s the perfect sap for the White House`s anti-press crusade, every time Trump or Press Secretary Sarah Sanders tango with Acosta the president`s base salivates with glee. Trump`s followers hatred of reporters is only slightly less than their revulsion of gays and feminists.

Trump didn`t need to resort to the nuclear option to silence the preening CNN reporter, he could simply ignore him and not call upon him to ask any questions.

Acosta`s fellow White House correspondents probably despise him more than Trump, he hates relinquishing the microphone and attempts to turn every question into a mini-interview. Acosta is as reluctant to give up the microphone as a crack head is to let go of his crack pipe.

I`m betting that at the next White House press briefing Acosta will be called upon to ask a question, he`s catnip for Sanders and Trump.

Acosta doesn`t need another rebuke from Trump or Sanders, but his employer should counsel him to ask his question, and a follow-up if necessary, and try not to turn every press conference into the Sanders and Acosta circus.

Donald Trump Cracks Joke About Antonin Scalia’s Sex Life! Gross!

“President Trump sparked a tweetstorm Friday when he cracked a sex joke about the late Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia during a Medal of Freedom presentation at the White House – with his widow Maureen McCarthy seated in the audience.

After reading an introduction that noted the Scalias had nine children, the president said: `You were very busy. Wow. I always knew I liked him` as some in the crowd chuckled.”

The New York Post

Donald Trump is like your crazy uncle who has a penchant for blurting out the most cringe-inducing comments at the most inopportune times. The kind of uncle you never ask to say the blessing at Thanksgiving dinner because he just might thank the good Lord that he didn`t get the clap from the neighborhood crack whore.

At a most solemn occasion, a Medal of Freedom presentation at the White House, our creep-in-chief cracked a sex joke about the late Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia – with his widow seated in the audience.

Thank you Stable Genius, the image of a dead Scalia having sex is now indelibly imprinted on my mind. You have offended a bereaved widow and grossed out an entire nation.

Read More:

https://nypost.com/2018/11/16/trump-cracks-joke-about-antonin-scalias-sex-life/

Trump Admits He Should Have Gone to Arlington on Veterans Day

“President Donald Trump expressed regret in an interview to be aired this weekend for not marking Veterans Day with a visit to Arlington National Cemetery.

`I should have done that,` the president told Fox News Sunday in an interview that will air on Sunday. `I was extremely busy on calls for the country.`

Trump faced criticism this week for not laying a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknowns at Arlington on Monday, the day the federal government closed to observe Veterans Day.

The president had no public schedule that day.”

USA Today

Marking Veterans Day with a visit to Arlington National Cemetery is a no-brainer for a president, only the scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz and the Stable Genius would have made the unforgiveable mistake of staying home and tweeting.

This grave mistake came only days after Trump was roundly criticized for skipping a ceremony at a cemetery for American soldiers in France, because he didn`t want his urine-colored cotton candy hair to get wet from the rain.

Trump expressed regret explaining that he was “extremely busy on calls for the county.” That`s like a husband explaining that he was sorry for missing his spouse`s funeral, but he was too busy mowing the lawn.

Let`s not lose sight of the fact that Trump campaigned on veterans` issues, now we know how much he really cares about veterans.

Donald Trump is a national disgrace, I can`t understand why veterans or anybody else still supports him.

Read More:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2018/11/16/donald-trump-says-he-should-have-observed-veterans-day/2029265002/

Robert Paul Reyes: My List of Thanksgiving Blessings

The Thanksgiving season is once again upon us and it`s time to reflect on our blessings. Here`s a list of blessings:

I`M CANCER-FREE

It`s interesting how the older I get the more I`m grateful for things that I once took for granted, like good health. I was diagnosed with cancer March of this year and I underwent radiation treatment July and August and I am now cancer-free.

I`M SUCCESSFULLY MANAGING MY DIABETES

I was also diagnosed with diabetes this year, and I am managing this potentially deadly disease with medication and a healthy diet. It`s impossible to defeat diabetes if you`re overweight or obese, and I`m thankful that I`ve lost more than 30 pounds this year, and for the first time in my adult life I`m not overweight.

THESOP.ORG

I thank Judyth Piazza the CEO of theSop.org for allowing me to write for her Web site. Since 2008 I`ve posted thousands of essays and I`m grateful they`re carried by Google News.

MY PETS

Mandy my loyal pooch and Ebony and Tico my playful and mischievous cats are a constant source of joy and love.

MY LITTLE PINK HOUSE

When I read about the hundreds of homes that have burnt to the ground in the California fires, I thank God for my tiny mortgage-free dwelling.

MY FAMILY

I couldn`t have made it through this season of medical drama without the prayers and support of my sisters.

MY READERS

I appreciate all the positive feedback from my readers, I`m even grateful for the criticism, it serves to make me a better writer.

Now That Election is Over Racist Donald Trump Has Stopped Mentioning the Caravan

“From October 16 to November 6 — aka Election Day — President Donald Trump sent 45 tweets mentioning the border between the United States and Mexico. Between October 16 and October 31, he sent nine tweets referring to the caravan of migrants making their way across Mexico.

Here`s a typical one: Many Gang Members and some very bad people are mixed into the Caravan heading to our Southern Border. Please go back, you will not be admitted into the United States unless you go through the legal process. This is an invasion of our Country and our Military is waiting for you!

Since November 6 — 8 days and counting — Trump hasn`t mentioned the so-called caravan once in a tweet.”

CNN

During the weeks preceding the midterm elections Donald Trump peppered his campaign speeches with apocalyptic warnings about the caravan of MS-13 gangbangers and drug traffickers making their way across Mexico on their way to invade America. He sounded like a drunk Nero warning the Romans that the barbarians were at the gate ready to rape their women and plunder their wealth.

Trump`s Twitter feed was also replete with warnings about the imminent invasion by hordes of brown people; his followers were terrified that soon there would be a taco truck parked in every corner and a bodega in every town square.

But once the election was over and Democrats gained control of the House Trump stopped mentioning the so-called caravan. Somehow, this terrifying caravan must have been miraculously stopped before reaching the border, or maybe these thousands of men, women and children, marching together for safety, never posed a threat to the United States.

What`s tragic is that only a fraction of these poor desperate souls seeking freedom in our great democracy will be granted asylum. What`s amazing is that even with a racist authoritarian in the White House thousands still seek asylum in America.

Read More:

https://www.cnn.com/2018/11/14/politics/donald-trump-caravan/index.html

Can You Imagine Stable Genius Donald Trump as a Jeopardy Contestant?

“Jeopardy! host Alex Trebek zinged Donald Trump as he imagined how the president would fare as a contestant on his long-running game show.

Trebek, in an interview with Vulture published Tuesday, said Trump `might not agree that any of the correct responses are correct.`”

Huffington Post

I can`t imagine the Stable Genius would fare well in the game show that`s well-suited for Brainiac nerds. He would leave the show as bankrupt as he has left some of his companies.

The fuc*ing moron would never be able to master the use of the Jeopardy buzzer — a good thing because he wouldn`t know any of the answers.

If by some miracle he was able to hit the buzzer before the other contestants, once he provided the wrong answer, he would shout “fake news” when Trebek informed him that he was incorrect.

The ignoramus would complain that there weren`t any categories like “porn stars” and “Nazis.”

Of course he would also complain that Jeopardy was rigged, and that Trebek was a liberal loser.

Read More:

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/alex-trebek-donald-trump-jeopardy_us_5bea8aa5e4b044bbb1a8216b

Serena Williams Named GQ ‘Woman’ of the Year

“GQ named Serena Williams its Woman of the Year on Monday, and not everyone is happy about her cover.

The magazine announced that Michael B. Jordan, Henry Golding and Jonah Hill were some of its Men of the Year, and that the all-time tennis great was its sole Woman of the Year — but it`s the outlet`s decision to put the word “woman” in quotes that is turning some heads on Twitter.”

AOL News

GQ is a monthly men`s magazine that focuses on fashion, style, culture and health for men, and it`s not uncommon for GQ to adorn its cover with a hot female celeb to entice men to buy the publication.

To be perfectly honest GQ might lure me into buying their magazine if they feature the likes of a Rihanna or Britney Spears on the cover, but any image of the muscular Serena makes my balls shrivel to the size of marbles.

However there was no need to insult Serena by putting the word “woman” in quotes. Serena is the greatest tennis player (male or female) in history and she deserves to be treated with respect.

Women come in all sizes and shapes, and if Serena`s musculature make you uneasy or even queasy that`s a perfectly reasonable reaction. Just don`t insult her because in your opinion she looks like a man, and respect her accomplishments in the world of sports and the culture at large.

Shame on GQ and bravo to Serena for all that she has done for tennis, women and for society in general.

Link to pic of magazine cover:

https://pagesix.com/2018/11/12/serena-williams-named-gqs-woman-of-the-year/