Vision of Hell: Taco Bell Selling Taco-Themed Sweaters and Leggings for the Holidays


“Taco Bell is trading turkeys for tacos – and getting in the holiday spirit for Thanksgiving.

The Yum! Brands fast food chain partnered with Tipsy Elves to release a line of taco-themed sweaters and leggings fit for the holidays so fans can showcase exactly what they`re grateful for: Taco Bell.


The red sweater says, `Thankful for Taco Bell,` while the blue one reads, `Happy Friendsgiving,` alongside an images of a taco-turkey.”

Fox News

I occasionally patronize fast food restaurants; I might stop at a McDonald`s for their excellent coffee or drop by a Chick-fil-A for their tasty Waffle Potato Fries, but I`d rather make a run to the border of hell than eat at a Taco Bell.

As an Hispanic I find their menu an affront to my culture, Taco Bell is to Mexican food what a 7-11 frozen pizza is to Italian food. In fact, Taco Bell barely qualifies as real food, they`ve been sued over meat that`s just 35 percent beef.

Taco Bell is probably the only fast food franchise allowed in hell, but I`ll never know for sure because I`m destined for a place where I sit on clouds and munch on Krispy Kreme donuts.

I think it`s entirely appropriate that the God-awful Taco Bell is releasing a line of ugly Christmas sweaters and leggings. I`m a peace warrior and I don`t advocate violence against anyone, but a cretin who wears a Taco Bell sweater and leggings for the holidays should be dropped in a vat of boiling hot Taco Bell grease.

These execrable clothing items don`t come cheap, the sweater will set you back $59 and the leggings are $28.

If I die and wake up only to be greeted by a demon sporting leggings covered in tacos I know that a horrible mistake was made!

Happy Thanksgiving and Merry Christmas to all my readers, and may there be no Taco Bell sweaters and leggings in your X-mas stockings.



Taco Bell Employee Assaults Manager With Burrito!

“A Taco Bell employee is facing arrest after allegedly throwing a hot burrito at his manager because he was upset over having to work the morning shift, South Carolina police report.

Spartanburg cops were called to a Taco Bell Monday afternoon after employee Christopher Dalton got into a dispute with Patricia Keeley, his manager.

Keeley told an officer that Dalton was upset over his work schedule and `was getting into several verbal disputes with other coworkers.` Keeley said that when she told Dalton to `stop being a crybaby,` he exploded.

Dalton allegedly slung a burrito at Keeley, who told police that `the melted cheese got all over her left arm and went all down her left side and leg.`”

The Smoking Gun

When I visit a Taco Bell, which is once in a blue moon, I eat my authentic American tacos, and run home before the diarrhea hits.

The last thing I want is to witness any drama between the employees, because if the grub doesn`t upset my stomach the employee violence will certainly do the trick.

The store manager was lucky that the burrito landed on her arms and not her mouth, otherwise she might have accidentally ingested some of the damn thing.

Keeley sounds like a real loser, the moron better not drop the Chalupa behind bars, or he will end up with more than an upset stomach.

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