Author: robertpaulreyes

Donald Trump is a Malignant and Suffocating Presence in American Life? How Do We End the Nightmare?

In a sane period in American history, before the ascendancy of Donald Trump, we didnt give much thought to who was in power. We went about our daily lives comfortable in the knowledge that Congress, the Supreme Court, and the president (whomever he might be) would keep our democracy humming along.

We only thought of the president during times of national emergency: in the advent of a national emergency, the declaration of a war or when he was delivering a speech of consequence, like a State of the Union address.

Then came Donald Trump. The president of the reality TV era is a malignant presence, he permeates every aspect of our culture from social media to the cable news outlets to late night TV.

He is a suffocating presence in American life, his white evangelical base meditates on him day and night with religious intensity, and his critics spend all their waking hours planning and scheming how they can impeach or by any other means get rid of the bastard.

Trump is always on TV, berating the political opposition, summarily firing members of his administration, and uttering lies.

Trump has caused millions of Americans to doubt in the existence of God, and millions of others to doubt the supremacy of democracy. If there`s a God in heaven why doesn`t he smite the moral degenerate? If democracy is the ideal form of governance, how in the name of God did we end up with Trump in the White House?

I must confess that I spend an inordinate amount of time thinking of Trump, as is evident in the hundreds of essays I`ve written about him in the last three years.

How can we preserve our sanity in the age of Trump? Assassination is morally repressible and illegal, and we mustn`t give it a moment`s consideration.

We must find solace in the truism that “this too shall pass,” but at the same time we must actively fight to end the Trump administration as soon as possible through legal and democratic means.

Comic Joe Wong is Spot On: Trump’s Wall Will Become Tourist Attraction

“Chinese-American comedian Joe Wong had a message for President Donald Trump about his proposed U.S.-Mexico border wall on Fridays broadcast of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.

`I`m from China,` Wong said. `So I know a lot about walls. They don`t work.`

He then bluntly predicted what would eventually become of Trump`s southern barrier, should it ever be constructed – `a huge tourist attraction.`”

Huffington Post

Asians make lousy stand-up comics, how can you be funny when your comedy is so inscrutable and you`re so damn meek and mild? No emails please, I could give a damn if you don`t like my politically-incorrect humor.

But Joe Wong did make me smile when he said that Trump`s wall, should it ever be constructed, would be a huge tourist attraction.

The wall, especially with the Democrats in charge of the House, will never be built, it was never meant to be more than a dog`s whistle to Trump`s racist base.

But if it`s built it will surely be a tourist attraction, I can visualize tourists flocking to the wall to witness migrants rappelling over the cursed thing. Artists will paint murals on the wall, and graffiti artists will tag the wall from one end to the other. Other critics will take a more kinetic action, blowing up entrances in the name of freedom.

If there are dozens of tunnels between the highly militarized border between Israel and the Gaza, surely there will be hundreds of tunnels between Mexico and the United States.

The civilized world will demand “Tear down This Wall Mr. Trump,” and the next president will tear down the abomination.

Wong is spot on, the wall will be a damn tourist attraction.

Nancy Pelosi Eviscerates Donald Trump

The manspreading president sat in his yellow chair in front of the fireplace, I`m surprised he`s managed thus far to restrain himself from replacing it with a golden throne.

When Trump is in the Oval Office he expects all the supplicants, whether they`re heads of states or American politicians, to treat him with deference and respect.

Trump summoned the past and future Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and the Senate minority leader Chuck Schumer to discuss the budget and immigration, specifically his damn wall.

Trump expected the event that was televised live to showcase his determination to build the wall, and his superiority over his Democratic rivals. He probably imagined his evangelical base assembled in circle jerks in churches and living rooms across the nation praising Jesus over his performance.

But things didn`t go according to plan. Nancy and Chuck didn`t get the memo that they`re supposed to act like sycophants when granted an audience before the stable genius.

Trump was gesticulating wildly with his tiny hands, and practically shouting. But Chuck wasn`t intimidated and he matched Trump`s decibel level, and he waved his normal-sized hands in the air, making the president`s diminutive hands look even smaller in comparison.

And then the new sheriff in town, Nancy Pelosi, without raising her voice or gesticulating wildly put the mansplaining Trump in his place. She demonstrated that you don`t need to engage in histrionics to get the better of Trump, all that`s required is a spine and facts.

Pelosi gave us a glorious taste of how the House, with her in charge, will hold Trump accountable for the duration of his term, whether it`s a few months or two more wretched years.

Cat Gets Stuck in Dryer’s Vent

The cat`s owners discovered her in the tight spot, but were unable to free their kitty from the 6-in.-wide space she managed to crawl into.

“According to the RSPCA, a feline found herself caught in the pipework of a tumble dryer after crawling into the machine`s vent.

Unsure what to do next, the owners called RSPCA for help.”

People Magazine

It`s axiomatic that cats love warm dryers, whenever I open my dryer if I`m not paying attention one of my cats will jump in and snuggle in my warm clothes. I may seem like a terrible cat owner, but I`ve accidentally closed my dryer with one of my mischievous kitties inside.

I can certainly understand a feline jumping into a dryer, but until now I`ve never heard of a cat crawling into the machine`s vent.

When your cat gets stuck in a tree you call the fire department, and I guess when it gets stuck in a dryer`s vent you call the SPCA.

An officer from the SPCA greased the pipe with butter and pushed the cat out of the vent. The cat wasn`t injured, only her pride was hurt as she tried to lick off the butter from her fur.

The Chuck and Nancy Oval Office Emasculation of Donald Trump Rendered Mike Pence Mute

After Kanye West`s surreal Oval Office meeting with Donald Trump, ostensibly to talk about prison reform, went off the rails with the rapper dropping F-bombs like confetti, I thought surely there will never be a more surreal meeting in that lofty office where so much history has been made.

Suffice to say I was wrong, boy was I wrong.

Trump invited cameras to his Oval Office meeting with Chuck and Nancy, the narcissist thought the photo-op of him berating the Democratic Congressional leaders over their refusal to allocate funds for his wall would play well with his base.

Things didn`t go according to plan. It was like taking candy from a baby, Chuck and Nancy tricked Trump into owning his expected government shutdown.

After an animated Trump, wildly waving his tiny hands, said that Pelosi was “in a situation where it`s not easy for her to talk right now” because of the speakership race, Boss Lady Pelosi nipped that mansplaining in the bud, lecturing him:

Mr. President, please don`t characterize the strength that I bring to this meeting as the leader of the House Democrats, who just won a big victory.

There wasn`t a court jester present at the boisterous meeting, but there was a mute Elf on the Shelf. Mike Pence didn`t utter a word, maybe he thought that Jesus blessed him with the gift of invisibility, and nobody would even know he was there.

The only thing Trump accomplished is that for half a news cycle the Chuck and Nancy emasculation of the stable genius knocked the Mueller investigation as the lead story on the cable news outlets.

Melania Trump Hasn’t Bought Donald Trump Any Christmas Gifts

“FIRST LADY Melania Trump is yet to buy her husband any Christmas presents, with the couple frequently not exchanging festive gifts at all, it has been claimed.

A source close to the First Lady told Hollywood Life: `Melania absolutely loves Christmas, she goes all out, but as of now she has yet to buy Donald anything.`

`Melania says Donald`s next to impossible to buy for and often they don`t exchange gifts at all for Christmas.`”

Express

I can empathize with Melania`s quandary, after all what do you give a billionaire who already owns the most expensive toys in the world?

Perhaps the first lady can create her own Christmas card, as a token of the love and affection she has for her husband. But of course there is never any love and affection between a gold-digger/trophy wife and her spouse, so hand-created gifts are out of the question.

Anyway, judging by Melania`s blood-red Christmas trees her gifts would probably be as tacky and gaudy as the trinket a Madam of a brothel would give her favorite customer. She`s probably going to end up giving Trump a blood-red butt plug signed by Mike Pence.

At the Trump White House Christmas resembles Festivus, grievances may be aired, and I doubt any presents will be exchanged.

Donald Trump Screws Up Coin Toss at Army-Navy Game

Everything Donald Trump says or does is controversial, he can`t shake hands, salute or toss a coin without making headlines.

Trump attended the 119th annual Army-Navy game in Philadelphia, and video of the stable genius tossing the ceremonial coin has Twitter in a frenzy. Trump might as well have tossed Mike Pompeo`s salad (in the UrbanDictionary.Com definition of the phrase), for all the controversy that ensued.

Trump had one job to do, a very simple job, but as usual he screwed things up. How could Trump fail at such an easy task, his tiny fingers are custom-made for flipping a coin, for God`s sake!

A play-by-play description of the presidential toss won`t do it justice, you have to see the video to comprehend the awkwardness of the incident.

Let me just make this one point about the coin toss that shook a nation to its core. It`s understood that the celeb who tosses the coin isn`t expected to pick it up, nevertheless Trump arrogantly pointed at the ground for the referee to pick up the damn coin.

A president who is incapable of flipping a coin shouldn`t be allowed anywhere near the nuclear button. Impeach the coin-tossing wanker now!

Pence May be Dropped From Trump’s 2020 Ticket! Top 9 New Career Choices

If Mike Pence is banished from Donald Trump`s 2020 ticket, here are my top ten new career choices for him:

STORE MANNEQUIN

Just don`t place him too close to a female mannequin, he`ll sweat profusely.

ACCOUNTANT

Pence is straight out of central casting for this profession, his trademark furrowed brow is the perfect look when he`s examining your tax returns.

RECEPTIONIST AT A GAY BATHHOUSE

Most of us find him obnoxious, but he exudes a gay vibe that would be right at home in this environment

CHAPERONE FOR HIGH SCHOOL PROMS

We can all imagine him admonishing amorous young couples on the dance floor to “leave enough room for the Holy Ghost.”

DOG WALKER

His brown nose testifies that he`s used to the smell of excrement, he wouldn`t mind picking up after the dogs in his care.

MOVIE EXTRA

Every movie calls for a nondescript stranger who blends into the background, well Pence is a freaking beige wall.

FLUFFER FOR GAY PORN FLICKS

He`s certainly had plenty of experience fluffing up the orange clown in the White House.

BATHROOM ATTENDANT AT A 4-STAR HOTEL

Pence reeks obsequiousness and he would be a natural in this offbeat occupation.

PRESS SECRETARY FOR THE ANTI-CHRIST

I can just see him looking adoringly at the Anti-Christ as he proclaims that everyone must be branded with “666” on their hands or forehead.

Donald Trump Considering Kicking Mike Pence to the Curb

“On Monday, Trump hosted a 2020 strategy meeting with a group of advisers. Among the topics discussed was whether Mike Pence should remain on the ticket, given the hurricane-force political headwinds Trump will face, as demonstrated by the midterms, a source briefed on the session told me.

Last month, The New York Times reported that Trump had been privately asking advisers if Pence could be trusted, and that outside advisers have been pushing Nikki Haley to replace Pence.”

Vanity Fair

Rudolph the reindeer is defined by his red nose, and Mike Pence the Vice President is defined by his brown nose, he reeks of the essence of Donald Trump.

Pence speaks of Trump in reverent tones, and gazes at him with religious fealty and devotion, leading many to conclude that he`s Trump`s bitch, and incapable of turning against his master.

Pence is Trump`s chief apologist, as soon as the short-fingered vulgarian`s latest incomprehensible and vile tweet is posted online, he can be relied upon to twist its meaning until it sounds like a verse from the Bible.

But Pence`s public obsequiousness is covering his ambition and revulsion of Trump`s crudeness and immorality.

Trump isn`t a real evangelical, he just utters the anti-gay rhetoric and anti-abortion claptrap that is music to the ears of his white evangelical followers. But Pence is the real deal, and he believes that his best chance of becoming president and ushering the kingdom of Christ on Earth is to show outward allegiance to the anti-Christ figure currently in power.

It looks like Trump is finally on to Pence`s machinations, and I hope that he kicks the sanctimonious bastard to the curb.

Read More:

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2018/12/mike-pence-2020-mueller-trump

Melania Trump is un-American!

Melania Trump has eastern European accent of a madam of a brothel at a major city that caters to an international clientele and the bearing of a concierge at a 4-star hotel. She has the confidence of a supermodel sashaying down a runway, and the haughty look of a trophy wife whose working days are well behind her. She`s been in America for decades, but her broken English speaks to her disdain at learning the language of her adopted country. Her Haute couture outfits testify to her need to distinguish herself from the unwashed masses. Her unambiguous defense of her husband lets us know in no uncertain terms that she knows which side her bread is buttered. Her failure to bond with the electorate highlights the “let them eat cake” attitude of someone who considers herself royalty.

And you ask why I don`t like or respect Melania Trump?

On the Death of My Cat Ebony

I was watching coverage of President George HW Bush`s state funeral, and my eyes got a little bit moist when I heard his son President George W. Bush eulogize him. Bush had a huge impact on the 20th century and his life and death touched millions around the globe.

I had seen my cat Ebony underneath the sofa earlier in the morning, not an unusual spot for her to chill out. But a sense of foreboding made me check on her again — she was still in the same spot and in the same posture. I immediately pulled out the sofa, and I lifted her stiff carcass and balled my eyes out.

Some individuals, like the aforementioned Bush, leave a huge imprint on history, but most of us only affect the lives of our family and close friends. When my heart stops beating and my body turns cold and rigid, I hope that family, friends and colleagues will have warm remembrances.

Pets also touch the lives of their families, for eighteen years I enjoyed Ebony`s companionship. Each of my pets has his own distinctive quirk, Ebony was an attention whore, and when I was watching TV or writing essays she would demand my attention by gently touching my arm with her paw.

Ebony touched my arm and my heart, and I will sorely miss her. She`s at the pearly gates now, I suppose, trying to get St. Peter`s attention by touching him on the arm.

Donald Trump Shocks America by Saluting the Casket of George HW Bush

Donald Trump is an affront to the Almighty and an embarrassment to America, with every word that he utters, and every step that he takes he diminishes our democracy.

The president of the deplorables and his trophy wife, Melania Trump, paid their respects at the U.S. Capitol Rotunda to President George HW Bush.

Trump approached Bush`s flag-draped casket, stood silent for a moment and then he raised his tiny hand to his orange face in a salute.

The unmitigated gall of Cadet Bone Spurs saluting a genuine war hero shocked a nation.

Only military personnel have earned the right to salute, Trump might as well have flipped the casket with his grotesquely tiny digit.

Trump`s presence at any solemn event is an obscenity, he should have remained in the White House doing what he does best, tweeting vulgar and mean tweets from his porcelain throne.

Melania Trump’s Red Christmas Trees Don’t Represent the Blood of Jesus Christ!

The Christmas tree is an ancient pagan phallic symbol. When Christians trim the tree with glass ball ornaments and tinsel, they are paying homage to the pagan fertility symbol, with the tree representing the phallus, the glass ball ornaments the testicles and the tinsel the semen.

When Melania Trump defiled the White House by lining a hall with blood-red Christmas trees, evangelicals came to her defense claiming that the early church would dye the trees red to symbolize the blood of Jesus & the resurrection.

Read my essay: Melania Trump`s Evil Bloody-red Christmas Trees

http://thesop.org/story/20181128/melania-trumps-evil-bloodyred-christmas-trees.html

Bullshit! This religious justification for the execrable red Xmas Trees has been debunked by Snopes. Com and Politifact. Evangelicals try to justify and explain Trump`s myriad vulgarities and obscenities, if the stable genius hung a string of used condoms around his neck they would claim that they represent Christmas stockings.

White evangelicals might as well replace their traditional Christmas trees with giant red dildos, and sing carols to their savior, Donald Trump.

Moron Brett Favre Duped into Recording anti-Semitic Message

“Pro Football Hall of Fame quarterback Brett Favre and other celebrities allegedly were duped in November by an online white supremacy group into recording videos that used coded alt-right language and have been posted on YouTube to promote anti-Semitic conspiracy theories.

Favre, actor Andy Dick and rapper Soulja Boy recorded messages at the request of the `GDL,` or `Goyim Defense League,` which employs the Yiddish word for non-Jews and mocks the Anti-Defamation League`s acronym, according to BuzzFeed News. The group used the app Cameo, which allows users to purchase a video of a celebrity reading a custom message.

YouTubers `Handsome Truth` and `Sway Guevara` paid $500 for the message, BuzzFeed reports.”

Washington Post

Like most former successful professional athletes Brett Favre is a spokesman for a few companies including Copper Fit and Dick`s Sporting Goods. Favre is well compensated for shilling for these companies, and he has several other revenue streams as well.

But the greedy bastard wants to squeeze every penny from his name, and so he records messages for the app Cameo, which allows users to purchase a video of c celebrity reading a custom message. I would gladly pay $500 to have Favre record the following message: I Brett Favre am a steaming pile of human excrement, and my hobby is sending women unsolicited dick pics.

Consider the two other celebs who were fooled into recording messages by the white supremacy group: Andy Dick who has a penchant for exposing his dick and grabbing men`s genitals, and Soulja Boy who is the biggest dick in the rap game.

How low can Favre sink, can we look forward to him selling autographed photographs of his penis?

What a dick!

Read More:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2018/12/01/brett-favre-tricked-by-white-supremacists-into-recording-video-with-anti-semitic-message/?utm_term=.b699679f9ba9

You Will Have to Pry My Can of Tuna From My Cold, Dead Hands

“Canned tuna, a lunchbox staple from the 20th century, is fighting to keep its spot in American cupboards.

Century-old tuna companies like StarKist Co., Bumble Bee Foods LLC and Chicken of the Sea International are trying to reboot demand for tuna fish-selling it in cans, pouches and kits with trendy flavors or as a healthy snack-as they seek to hold on to their dominance in a shrinking market.”

Wall Street Journal

I`m a baby boomer and canned tuna was a staple in my childhood home, along with milk, eggs and bread.

My cupboards are still well stocked with cans of tuna fish; a can of tuna costs less than a dollar and it will yield two satisfying and delicious sandwiches.

You won`t find cans of tuna in college dorms or basements where millennials live, they don`t even own can openers. They want the instant gratification of nuking their meals in a microwave in 30 seconds.

I don`t mind the ritual of opening a can of tuna with a manual can opener, draining the water, and fixing my tuna sandwich with mayo, relish and onions.

Legacy tuna companies like StarKist, Bumble Bee and Chicken of the Sea are trying to rebrand tuna as a snack sold in pouches. They`re hoping that flavored tuna sold in pouches will appeal to millennials.

They may be successful in their marketing strategy, but for me tuna is a meal not a snack, and I don`t mind the fishy smell.

On a cold December evening there`s nothing better than a tuna sandwich with Campbell`s tomato soup.

Read More:

https://www.wsj.com/articles/tuna-makers-look-to-hook-younger-consumers-1543766400

James Woods Blasts Magazine Publishers for Snubbing Melania Trump

“Actor James Woods cut right to the core with a post on Twitter about First Lady Melania Trump.

`Since no American magazine will put her on a cover, we`ll just have to celebrate her ourselves. @FLOTUS,` Woods wrote Tuesday.”

Daily Wire

Melania Knauss was a nude model when she caught the leering eye of business tycoon and real estate developer Donald Trump. The gold-digger from Slovenia could speak just enough broken English to ingratiate herself with the short-fingered vulgarian.

As the wife of the businessman and reality TV star her only discernable talent was turning a blind eye to her husband`s myriad indiscretions while she lavishly spent his money.

As the First Lady her only talent is distracting and deflecting from her husband`s many scandals by flashing a frozen smile at the cameras.

Melania hasn`t accomplished anything noteworthy while in the White House, and the cause that she`s adopted, protecting children from online bullying, only serves to highlight her husband`s constant bullying of his political enemies on Twitter.

It`s understandable why magazines flinch from putting Melania on a cover, Woods can celebrate her by pleasuring himself while looking at her old nude pics.

Read More

https://www.dailywire.com/news/38740/james-woods-rips-us-magazine-publishers-snubbing-joseph-curl

Donald Trump and His White Evangelical Followers Make Me Vomit

Donald Trump campaign rallies are composed of racist rednecks, white evangelical reprobates, embittered blue-collar whites and a sprinkling of Uncle Toms and establishment Republicans.

At a campaign rally in Missouri, on the eve of the midterm elections, Trump`s stump speech was interrupted by first responders tending to a supporter who had feinted.

The crowd burst into a rendition of “Amazing Grace,” which might seem incongruous at a political rally, but not at a Trump event where everybody is familiar with arguably the best known hymn in Christianity.

Trump was forced to shut his trap, as he wandering aimlessly on the stage, pointing to the singing crowd, while privately thinking, “What a bunch of rubes.”

Needless to say Trump didn`t join in singing because Mr. Two Corinthians doesn`t know the words to the most popular hymn in the world.

This incident illustrates the symbiosis between the amoral short-fingered vulgarian and his white evangelical following. White evangelicals know damn well that Trump isn`t a moral person, let alone a born-again Christian, but they tolerate, and even rationalize, his corruption ,vulgarity and immorality as long as he continues to appoint conservative judges.

It`s certainly a testimony to God`s Amazing Grace that He didn`t smite that campaign rally with fire from above.

Melania Trump’s Evil Bloody-Red Christmas Trees

If Donald Trump was responsible for decorating the White House for Christmas the trees would be blinking neon, mistletoe would be hung in the womens bathrooms, and the White House would be lit up like a whorehouse.

The only thing worse than having the fucking moron decorate the White House is having his clueless wife do it.

The entire civilized world is seeing red at Melania`s forest of cone-shaped, crimson trees, the crazy former nude model has turned the People`s House into Dracula`s palace.

I`m a purist and I think a Christmas tree should be natural and green thus reminding us of nature, a red tree evokes images of Christmas in hell.

These are not normal times in the White House and in our country, and I guess blood-red Christmas trees are a perfect fit for our troubled times.

In the holiday season we take comfort in the beloved traditions of the yule log, Christmas carols, eggnog, and a traditional tree, there`s nothing traditional about a red tree, thus reminding us that everything if off kilter and we are living in hell.

I long for the day when sanity is restored, Trump is impeached and spending Christmas in a brothel decorated with red trees, and a normal president is in the White House trimming a natural Christmas tree.

Pic of Melania`s evil red Xmas trees:

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/nov/28/melania-trump-red-christmas-trees-white-house-decorations

Donald Trump Refers to Himself as ‘President T’

So great that oil prices are falling (thank you President T). Add that, which is like a big tax cut, to our other good economic news. Inflation down (are you listening Fed).

Donald Trump tweet

Only a narcissist refers to himself in the third person, and only a fuc*ing moron bestows upon himself a nickname.

The first time I read this tweet, I thought to myself, “President T sounds like a rap moniker,” so I wasn`t too surprised to discover that a London-based rapper uses that stage name.

The rapper President T should take advantage of the situation by releasing a diss track of Trump, he certainly wouldn`t be the first rapper to drop a track mocking the stable genius.

Or better yet the rapper should challenge Trump to a rap battle; I would love to see the famous counter-puncher try to land some verbal jabs. The real President T would spit some nasty rhymes while Trump would drool in fear and humiliation.

Wouldn`t it be nice if President T or Mr. T would pimp slap Trump and force him to resign?

 

White Evangelicals a Threat to Our Nation! We Can’t Wait for God to Smite Them! We Must Act Now!

Documentary filmmaker Michael Moore posted the following meme to his Facebook page:

Rather than putting `Christ` back in `Christmas,` I`d settle for putting `Christ` back in `Christians.

The agitprop movie director has said and written a lot of provocative things in his career, but this meme is fairly tame and it recirculates every year during the Christmas season.

In this bitterly divided nation the left-wing filmmaker`s innocuous message has received a strong reaction on social media. The post has accumulated almost 40,000 likes, 10,000 shares and 1,000 comments.

Now it`s my turn to give you my two cent`s worth of commentary. I strongly agree with Moore`s sentiments, I`d settle for white evangelical Christians putting Christ back in Christians.

White evangelicals have so perverted Christianity that they should be labeled a hate group by the Southern Poverty Law Center. I don`t recognize the humility, mercy and compassion of Jesus Christ in the behavior of white evangelicals who demonize gays and lesbians, countenance racism and bigotry, treat women like second-class citizens and display seething hatred of immigrants and minorities.

I could never be persuaded to take up arms against al-Qaeda or ISIS in Afghanistan or Iraq, but I will gladly take up metaphorical arms against white evangelicals in America.

White evangelicals are the greatest threat to democracy and freedom and we can`t idly wait for the Almighty to smite these reprobates, it is incumbent upon us to wage war against them until their pernicious ideology is discredited and defeated.

I`m going to help put “Christ” back in “Christmas” by kicking these religious fascists to the curb.

Shawn Mendes Looks Gay and Acts Gay, But is He Really Gay? Does it Matter?

“How many times will Shawn Mendes have to say hes not gay for people to believe him?

The 20-year-old Canadian star emphasized his heterosexuality in Rolling Stone`s December issue and discussed the constant stress he feels living his life in the spotlight.

`I`d like to say I don`t care about it, but that`s not true,` he said, before adding, `this massive, massive thing for the last five years about me being gay.`”

Page Six

Shawn Mendes exudes a gay vibe, he wouldn`t look gayer even if he tattooed a rainbow flag on his forehead. I`m not saying he`s gay, but most gays are sure he`s batting for their team.

Methinks the lady doth protest too much, he frequently proclaims that he`s heterosexual.

Here`s a good rule to follow: If you look like the gayest gentleman in the world, but you don`t happen to be gay, don`t get your panties in a twist proclaiming you`re not gay. Everyone and their gay uncle is going to think you`re gay!

Clearly it bothers Mendes that a lot of people think he`s gay, he keeps harping on the issue. Listen girlfriend, your true fans don`t care if your gay, there`s nothing wrong with being gay. Haters are going to hate, and Twitter trolls are going to troll, just concentrate on your music.

I don`t care if Mendes is gay, but the fact that he`s a Canadian artist like Justin Bieber and Nickelback — that I just can`t forgive.

Read More:

https://pagesix.com/2018/11/26/shawn-mendes-constantly-feels-the-need-to-prove-hes-not-gay/

Crazy Cat Lady Rescuing Her Kitty Gets Stuck in Tree

“A woman in North Highlands got stuck in a tree Thursday and had to be rescued by Sacramento Metro Fire personnel after trying to rescue a cat, according to a tweet from Metro Fire.”

Sacramento Bee

Firefighters rescue a cat stuck in a tree: not news it happens all the time.

Cops bash a young black man upside the head for jaywalking: not news it happens all the time.

Firefighters rescue a crazy cat lady who got stuck in a 30-foot tree trying to rescue her kitty: now we`re talking.

I love Tico, my 25-pound, kitty, and if fatso got stuck in a 5-foot tree (that`s probably as high as he could climb), I wouldn`t risk injury trying to save him. I`m an old codger and my bones are brittle, I`d break a bone if I fell off a step stool.

I bet the woman felt like the biggest fool in the world when she had to be rescued by first responders, especially after the feline descended the tree on its own.

Read more here: https://www.sacbee.com/news/local/article222150020.html#storylink=cpy

Outrage: RNC Peddling Donald Trump Merchandise

The Republican National Committee (RNC) faced withering online criticism on Black Friday after it hawked items in Donald Trump`s online store.

The RNC tweeted: There`s only one thing better than a Black Friday deal … and that`s a Trump Black Friday deal.

It`s a Black Friday indeed for the Republican Party, they`ve sacrificed their bedrock principles of fiscal conservatism, family values, and a fierce opposition to dictatorships and communist states, for the instant gratification of conservative Supreme Court Justices and tax cuts for the wealthy.

Instead of providing checks and balances on a runaway administration, the Grand Old Party has been reduced to peddling Trump memorabilia. The Trump takeover of the GOP is complete; I`d be hard-pressed to name a Republican leader with a backbone or a shred of dignity.

Thank God the Democrats have regained control of the House, they can provide proper checks and balances on an authoritarian president, and once the Mueller report is released, they will have enough ammunition to impeach him.

I`m not going to buy any Trump merchandise, one day a MAGA hat will be consigned to the dustbin of history along with a Richard Nixon`s the One campaign button.

Jim Carrey’s Latest Anti-Trump Cartoon is Another Masterpiece

Jim Carrey the brilliant comic thespian and genius artist has been chronicling the corruption and ineptitude of the Trump administration with his masterpiece cartoons. I look forward to a new Carrey cartoon as much as I once waited eagerly for a new Carrey movie comedy.

In the latest Carrey masterwork he depicts Trump as an infant inside the brain of acting Attorney General Matthew Whitaker.

The cartoon is captioned “Baby on Board,” and the Man Baby is controlling the levers inside Whitaker`s huge head.

Whitaker is as unqualified to be Attorney General as Trump is unqualified to be president. Trump elevated the partisan hack to his position only because he can control him in a way he never could Deputy Attorney General Rod Jay Rosenstein.

Thank goodness the Democrats have regained control of the House, they will make sure that the Whitaker puppet will be unable to derail Special Counsel Robert Mueller`s investigation.

Keep up the good work Jim Carrey, you can bet Trump throws a tantrum whenever you post a new cartoon online.

Link to pic of Carrey masterpiece:

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/jim-carrey-donald-trump-baby-on-board_us_5bf9247be4b03b230fa1baf0

Robert Paul Reyes: My List of Unusual Thanksgiving Blessings

I`ve already posted a serious list of Thanksgiving blessings:

http://thesop.org/story/20181114/robert-paul-reyes-my-list-of-thanksgiving-blessings.html

 

This is my list of unusual Thanksgiving blessings.

DISABILITY PLACARD

Unlike most wankers who have a disabled license plate or placard I have a legitimate disability. I`m thankful for my disabled placard because it affords me the luxury of parking in front of the grocery store, movie theatre or restaurant like the biggest pimp in town.

BLUETOOTH TECHNOLOGY

I`m grateful for Bluetooth technology because when I talk to myself in public, as I am wont to do, folks just assume I`m using Bluetooth headphones.

GROCERY STORE SELF-CHECKOUT MACHINES

Thank God for these self-checkout stations, they allow me to avoid human interaction. I`m tired of cashiers looking at me askance when they scan my unhealthy items.

NETFLIX

I have access to thousands of films, and thanks to using my sister`s account it doesn`t cost me a dime.

CAT VIDEOS

Who doesn`t love cat videos? Fortunately, they are as ubiquitous as porn, and the purring of the kitties is nowhere near as annoying as the fake moaning of porn stars.

EMOTICONS

I`m a minimalist to the core and sending an angry smiley saves me a hell of a lot of keystrokes.

FUN SIZE CANDY BARS

I can pop a dozen of these in my mouth without feeling like a total pig.