Author: robertpaulreyes

Despite Mike Pence’s Obsequiousness Donald Trump Treats Him Like Dirt

Mr. Brown Nose

When a woman signs a contract to work as an exotic dancer at a strip club she knows that she`s in for world of humiliation besides the inherent degradation of exposing her body parts to leering and ogling men for a few dollars.

She won`t have union representation, health insurance or any fringe benefits. The owner of the club will expect her to perform lap dances and other sexual favors for paying customers, ultimately she`s as disposable as a dirty and ripped pair of thongs.

When a person accepts a position in the Trump administration he knows that he is in for a world of humiliation. We have witnessed a parade of captains of industry, educators and politicians accept positions in Trump`s administration only to resign or be fired months later with their dignity and reputation in shatters. In Trump`s world respected career politicians and even generals are as disposable as one of his wives who has reached her expiration date.

Vice President Mike Pence is no exception to this rule despite his obsequiousness and servile attitude towards his master, he has repeatedly been humiliated by him.

Trump`s treatment of Pence during the shutdown is just the latest example. Trump initially signaled that he would back a funding bill without money for his precious wall, dispatching Pence to the Senate to tell Republicans that he was on board.

But as he is wont to do Trump later reversed himself after Ann Coulter and other far right loonies ripped him a new a-hole, leaving Pence looking pitiful, powerless and pathetic.

When the government shut down, Trump again dispatched Pence to the Senate, and he worked out a compromise deal with the Democrats of only $2.5 billion in wall funding.

But Trump made his loyal second-in-command look like a fool again, bellowing at a cabinet meeting that he wouldn`t accept anything less than $5.6 billion for his wall.

I have no sympathy for a stripper who is treated like dirt as a strip club, she knew the humiliations she would suffer in her chosen profession, and I have no sympathy for anyone who accepts a position in the White House, they knew full well that the stable genius is the mayor of Crazytown.

Donald Trump’s Oval Office Address: A Nation Vomits! Video!

Wanker

On Tuesday night Donald Trump delivered his first Oval Office address, the prime time speech was dedicated to his obsession of building a tower in Moscow, my bad, I mean building a wall on our southern border.

His words are of no consequence, the only things that ever emanate from his sphincter-shaped mouth are little white lies, huge ugly lies and ridiculous lies. I might as well try to parse the meanings of his farts after he gets an upset stomach from eating too many tacos and milkshakes.

Trump didn`t deviate from the script on the teleprompter, therefore he didn`t make any headlines for uttering idiotic statements as he is wont to do when he speaks extemporaneously.

There was only one stationary camera, and I had no choice but to focus on Trump`s face, and what a revolting countenance it is: the urine-colored cotton candy hair, the aforementioned sphincter-shaped mouth, the orange complexion, his double chin, and the pasty white circles around his eyes. The horror, the horror!

Although the words Trump spoke don`t matter, the way he spoke does warrant attention. Trump sometimes took no pauses between phrases, as if he wanted to get through with the damn thing as quickly as possible. Let`s just say that he`s not a master of phrasing like the late great Frank Sinatra.

Then there`s that annoying sniffling that always makes an appearance when the great bloviator makes an important speech. They say Trump doesn`t drink or do drugs, but I wouldn`t be surprised if he likes coke the drug as much as he likes Coke the soda.

If you didn`t watch the speech last night, and you have a masochistic streak, here`s a link:

Photo Credit: Wikipedia

Viral Video: Cat Feeds Dog Popcorn

Mat cat, Tico, takes a catnap with me every day, but she sleeps with my pooch, Mandy every night. Mandy took an instant liking to my new kitten, Hady. Mandy, who is 80-something in human years, seems to be energized by watching Handy run circles around her. Whoever said that cats and dogs don`t get along is doggone wrong!

Mandy loves popcorn, whenever I eat the delicious snack I l always share with her. Here`s a heartwarming video that proves that cats and dogs love on each other, and that dogs love popcorn:

Chris Evans Calls Mike Pence an Obsequious Little Worm

Gay Gentleman

Wow. @VP is an obsequious little worm desperately trying to sanitize Trump`s lies. He has no shame. Keep tap dancing you fool. We all see you.

Chris Evans Tweet

This was the reaction of the Captain America actor after witnessing Mike Pence`s ridiculous attempt to explain Trump`s preposterous claim that past presidents had told him that building a border wall was necessary.

Trump`s claim was patently false, all the living former presidents despise him, and they have absolutely no correspondence with him. They have all made statements denouncing Trump`s proposed wall.

Journalists would be well-advised to adopt Evans` tone when faced with a staffer who is verbally contorting himself trying to explain his boss`s lies.

This is the exchange that got Evan`s blood boiling:

NBC Reporter Hallie Jackson: Which former presidents told President Trump, as he said, that he should have built a wall? All of their representatives have denied that that was the case.

Pence: I know the President has said that that was his impression from previous administrations, previous presidents. I know I`ve seen clips of previous presidents talking about the importance of border security, the importance of addressing the issue of illegal immigration.

Jackson: That`s different from telling the President, though, right?

Pence: Look, honestly, the American people, the American people want us to address this issue.

Jackson is a fine reporter, but she should have adopted a more adversarial tone, and rebuked the VP for attempting to whitewash Trump`s flagrant lie.

Pence is an obsequious little piece of shit, and covering up Trump`s lies has left him with a brown nose and a black heart.

Stripper Arrested for Posting Message Online About Shooting Up a Club

Acrobatic Stripper

“An exotic dancer in Florida has been arrested after allegedly writing about a vision she had of committing a mass shooting in a crowded place.

Brien Basarich, 31, has been charged with making a written threat to kill or injure after Lakeland Police were notified of the messages posted on Tumblr under the user name `taking-lives,` according to The Bradenton Herald, a local Florida newspaper.”

Oxygen

I find nothing sexy or alluring about strippers, these denizens of dark and dingy dives have soulless eyes and predatory hands. I`m convinced only cockroaches, Keith Richards and strippers will survive a nuclear Armageddon.

Judging by the strippers who frequently appear on the Jerry Springer Show, most of them are fat, slovenly and appear to be in the final stage of gonorrhea.

I`m not surprised that an exotic dancer was harboring a dark fantasy about shooting up a club or a bar on a busy night.

A stripper with a gun is a horrifying vision, but it pales in comparison to a stripper strangling a customer with a feces-encrusted thong, or an exotic dancer impaling a John with her six-inch stiletto heel.

I would run away in horror from a stripper brandishing a gun, but I would also run away from a stripper offering me a lap dance. God only knows how many venereal diseases are infesting every orifice in her body.

I have a vision of my own: Brien Basarich in a jail cell eating a bologna sandwich, regretting her decision to post her dark fantasy online.

Read More:

https://www.oxygen.com/crime-time/florida-exotic-dancer-brien-basarich-charged-after-making-massacre-threats-on-tumblr

Ment Nelson’s Painting Perfectly Captures Kanye West’s Uncle Tom Spirit

Uncle Tom

“Ment Nelson watched the scene unfold in a YouTube clip on his phone – a rapper professing his love for the president in the Oval Office – and wanted to document the moment from the October meeting forever.

In his bedroom, Nelson began to draw and then paint and soon the Beaufort native and artist had produced a watercolor showing a grinning Kanye West with a red cap bearing the “Make America Great Again” slogan of Donald Trump`s presidential campaign. Opposite West, lipstick is seen on the cheek of a frowning Trump.”

The Island Packet

Jim Carrey isn`t the only artist expressing his loathing of Trump via his art, Ment Nelson has produced a watercolor depicting Kanye West with an Uncle Tom Grin and a frowning Donald Trump with a lipstick kiss on his orange cheek.

I`m not an artist and I can barely draw a human stick figure, but I recognize great art when I see it, and Nelson`s watercolor painting is a masterpiece.

How the mighty have fallen, Kanye West is a rapper, producer, fashion designer and entrepreneur, and he was a role model for blacks and all people of color.

Rappers are a symbol and expression of African American vitality; they are the rock stars of our generation, as they prowl the stage, rapping truth to power. Rappers ooze masculinity and confidence, as they demonstrate you don`t have to be subservient to the white power structure. For one of the kings of rap to turn into a Trump-kissing Uncle Tom house Negro is a shame and an affront to the black community.

West`s Uncle Tom grin perfectly captures his servile and submissive nature in the presence of white authority, and Trump`s frown perfectly captures his disgust at being embraced by a black man.

Trump doesn`t mind a black man shucking and jiving, but the hug crossed a red line. Trump doesn`t mind West`s support, he falsely believes it will improve his standing in the black community, but he`s still a Negro, and a Negro should never make the mistake of embracing his superior.

Kanye West is an affront to the black community in particular, and to humanity in general. Kudos to Nelson for reminding us that West is trash.

Link to pic of masterpeice: https://www.islandpacket.com/entertainment/arts-culture/article223914575.html#storylink=cpy

Rep. Rashida Tlaib: Impeach the Expletive-Deleted

Hero

On Thursday, Michigan Rep. Rashida Tlaib told her supporters about a heartwarming conversation she had with her son:

“Look, Mama, you won. Bullies don`t win,” Tlaib said, quoting her son. “And I said, Baby, they don`t, because we`re gonna go in there and impeach the motherfuc*er.”

Trump, in a classic case of the pot calling the kettle black, condemned Tlaib`s comments as “highly disrespectful.”

Trump had the gall to trumpet:

“This is a person I don`t know, I assume she`s new. I think she dishonored herself and dishonored her family using language like that in front of her son and whoever else was there.”

The short-fingered vulgarian and his white evangelical supporters would be well-advised to shut the fu*k up, lest they rightfully be accused of being hypocritical.

Kudos to Rep. Tlaib for speaking truth to power in a language that the obscenity in the White House understands.

Rep. Tlaib didn`t dishonor herself or her family, quite the opposite she gave us hope that the new Congress includes a representative committed to impeaching the motherfuc*er.

Outrage: Christians Overrepresented in Congress

“Pew Reports `Christians overrepresented in Congress`: 55 percent Protestant, 30 percent Catholic, 6 percent Jewish

The new Congress that was sworn in Thursday afternoon is significantly more religious and Christian than the nation it represents, according to an analysis of religions claimed by House and Senate members.

Most notable, while 23 percent of the nation claims to be unaffiliated, atheist, or simply `none,` there is just one member of that group. Arizona Democratic Sen. Kyrsten Sinema said that she is religiously unaffiliated, said the analysis from the Pew Research Center.”

Washington Examiner

Christians, especially evangelicals, often lament that they suffer discrimination and persecution at the hands of the federal government, but the fact is that the United States is the only democracy where evangelicals and fundamentalist Christians control the levers of power.

In fact, according to Pew, Christians are overrepresented in Congress, and that`s an intolerable state of affairs in a pluralistic democracy.

Granted, some of the members of Congress identify as Christians out of political expediency, and they are probably atheist or simply nonreligious. But there are still too many Christians in Congress.

America wasn`t founded as a Christian nation, and it`s not a Christian nation now, and it behooves us to elect politicians who are more representative of our religiously diverse nation.

The new Congress is significantly more diverse, ethnically and religiously and gender- wise, than any other Congress, but we still have a long way to go in creating a more perfect union.

It`s a sad indictment of our society that evangelical Roy Moore, who was credibly accused by several women of molesting them when they were girls, was almost elected to the Senate, but a candidate who is openly atheist has no chance of winning any election, even dogcatcher.

I`m not an atheist or a Muslim, but I long for the day when an openly atheist or Muslim is elected President of the United States. https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/washington-secrets/pew-christians-overrepresented-in-congress-55-percent-protestant-30-percent-catholic-6-percent-jewish

Harry Reid: Donald Trump is Amoral

Amoral Bastard

“Former Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid called President Donald Trump an amoral person and said he`s the worst President we`ve ever had in an interview with The New York Times Magazine published Wednesday.

`Trump is an interesting person. He is not immoral but is amoral,` Reid, a Nevada Democrat, said in the interview. `Amoral is when you shoot someone in the head, it doesn`t make a difference. No conscience.`

Reid, who retired in 2017 at the end of his fifth term, told the magazine that Trump `is without question the worst president we`ve ever had.`”

CNN

Harry Reid the former Senate Majority Leader and former boxer rarely pulls his punches, and he delivered a haymaker punch to Donald Trump`s reputation in an interview with the New York Times Magazine.

Reid has terminal pancreatic cancer and he will soon die, so he held nothing back in his devastating assessment of Trump.

Reid is spot on: Trump is amoral. He lacks a moral compass, he`s unconcerned with the rightness or wrongness of his actions, and he cares only about how they will benefit him.

I would go a step further than Reid, Trump is a sociopath. He`s totally unconcerned about how his draconian immigration policies will affect poor people dreaming of a better life in America because he has no empathy for anyone, and certainly not for people of color.

If Trump shot and killed someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue he wouldn`t feel any remorse or regret, he`s a soulless monster.

Trump is an aberration, a vulgar and racist sociopath who craps on social norms, the Constitution, the teachings of the Bible, and the rule of law.

But what about the 30-something percent of the American electorate that would support him even if he wantonly shot someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue?

We`re not talking about just one sick and twisted individual, but about millions of white evangelicals who put political expediency above the religious views they profess to hold dear.

I pray Trump will be impeached and removed from office in the near future, but how do we as a society rid ourselves of millions of degenerate white evangelicals?

Read More:

https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/02/politics/harry-reid-trump/index.html

Viral Video: Maggi the Pooch and Pumpkin the Kitty Love on Each Other

In the holiday season peace and goodwill should prevail, but the human heart is cold and heartless and there`s precious little love and warmth even during this festive time.

Democrats and Republican don`t take a break from sniping at each other during the holidays, and we don`t take a timeout from quarreling with our family and friends.

We must look to the animal kingdom for an example of true love and friendship. A video that`s garnered millions of views on Twitter depicts a heartwarming moment between a pooch and a kitty.

The short clip shows doggie Maggi and her friend kitty Pumpkin loving on each other. Maggi gently pets Pumpkin`s back, and Pumpkin reciprocates by hugging Maggi.

Can`t we all just get along like Maggie and Pumpkin?

Enjoy:

Donald Trump’s Incredibly Shrinking Wall

Wanker

Donald Trump is suffering from an embarrassing shrinkage problem that only George Constanza could understand. I`m not referring to the puny presidential pecker, if that worm shrank you would need a microscope to see it.

I`m talking about Trump`s incredibly shrinking wall, during the presidential campaign he spoke of it in such lofty terms, that his base imagined a colossal structure that would rival the Great Wall of China.

Trump described his proposed wall as 1,000 miles long, made of concrete slabs, and rising 35 to 40 feet in the air.

And of course he repeated ad nauseam that Mexico would pay for the damned thing. Mexico will erect a phallic symbol taller than the Washington Monument in honor of Trump before it finances his boondoggle.

Trump has given up on the idea of having our Southern neighbor pay for the wall, and now his is holding nearly 1 million federal employees hostage in a bid to have taxpayers fund his monstrosity.

Trump`s rhetoric on his proposed wall between the United States and Mexico has changed, nowadays he`s just as likely to call it a fence, steel slabs or a barrier as he is to refer to it as a wall.

The mighty 1,000 mile wall has been downsized to a paltry 500 miles, and he might eventually settle for a 10 mile bead curtain, made in China.

The Democrats shouldn`t give an inch, let Trump explain to his fanatical base that the wall was just a rhetorical device, and that it will never be built.

The World Will End Not With a Bang or a Whimper But With a Trump Tweet

Stable Genius

In 2018 Donald Trump famously referred to himself as a “stable genius,” but his words and actions manifestly prove thats he`s the polar opposite: an unstable fucking moron.

In fact, Trump is so unstable and volatile, and he relies only on his own counsel, that many fear that he might start a nuclear war if a foreign leader offends his tender sensibilities.

Fortunately, contrary to popular belief there is no red button that our lunatic commander-in-chief can press to usher in Armageddon. He can`t just push a button and nuclear-tipped missiles will fly to Moscow, Beijing, Ottawa or Paris. Cadet Bone Spurs can`t unilaterally launch a nuclear strike, he requires military personnel to carry out such an order.

However, the putative Leader of the Free World can start a nuclear war with a tweet. We must never forget that when tensions with North Korea were at a fever pitch he practically goaded Kim Jong-un into striking Guam with a missile.

The world may end, my friends, not because of geopolitical tensions between the Russian Federation and the United States or due to economic tensions between American and China – the world may end simply because Trump`s tiny fingers pecking away at the Twitter machine ticked-off a mad dictator with a nuclear arsenal.

Happy New Year!

Robert Paul Reyes: My New Year’s Resolution, Impeach Trump

Impeach Trump Now

Every year for about two decades I have posted my Top Ten New Year`s Resolutions online, and they are invariably self-centered: Lose weight, exercise, and give up certain unnamed vices.

At this critical juncture in America`s history, I have only one resolution, and it`s not self-centered, it concerns all of us: to fight for the impeachment and removal from office of Donald Trump.

I am more than willing to gain weight and forego exercise as I dedicate myself to my mission from God: get rid of Trump by any means necessary.

It`s fortuitous that my renewed desire to impeach Trump coincides with the Democrats gaining control of the House. The time is now, we can`t afford to wait until Special Counsel Robert Mueller`s report is released to begin impeachment proceedings.

The unnecessary shutdown, the attacks on the independent judiciary, the vitriol showered on the free press, the politicization of the military, the demonization of black and brown immigrants, the assault on the rule of law, the degradation of social norms. Congress must act now. Impeach Trump.

I live on a fixed income, and I don`t have any discretionary income to support organizations committed to the impeachment of Trump, but I will use my writing talent, such as it is, to advocate for his impeachment.

When Will the Fashion Police Arrest Melania Trump?

Fashionista Melania

After months of being roundly criticized for not visiting American troops in a war zone, Donald Trump, with Melania in tow, made a surprise visit to Iraq December 26.

Trump treated his trip like a campaign stop, complete with a campaign stump speech full of lies and tomfoolery.

As usual Melania didn`t say or do anything of consequence, and as usual reporters had nothing to comment us besides her usual strange outfits.

Homegirl made quite an entrance when she descended from Air Force One wearing a green coat and skin-tight nude colored leather pants.

Thank God her hideous green coat covered her crotch area, the world was spared the sight of the Mother of All Camel Toes.

Forgive me, I apologize for being so disrespectful. I apologize to camels everywhere for comparing the first lady to them.

Link to pic of Melania`s frightful outfit:

https://www.thecut.com/2018/12/melania-trump-wears-tan-leather-leggings.html

Donald Trump is a Coward

Cadet Bone Spurs

Donald Trump has always yearned to be the alpha dog, but it`s difficult to be the top dog when he`s been neutered by his cowardice.

He`s like a lap dog who barks ferociously when he`s safely ensconced in the lap of his owner, but cowers at the slightest sound when he`s by himself.

Trump earned worldwide fame as the head honcho in “The Apprentice,” in the make-believe world of reality TV he dispatched contestants with his trademark phrase: You`re Fired!

But in the real world the presidential poodle doesn`t have the gonads to fire anyone in person, he always delegates that unpleasant task to one of his subordinates.

In the presence of dictators with balls of steel like Russian President Vladimir Putin, Cadet Bone Spurs becomes obsequious and servile.

It took our fearless leader almost two years to summon up the courage to visit soldiers in a war zone, and he probably wouldn`t have made the trip to Iraq without his wife by his side holding his tiny hand.

Out commander-in-chief has frequently boasted that he was ready to serve during the Vietnam War, but he obtained a medical deferment to keep him from being drafted.

The New York Times recently reported that Trump was diagnosed with bone spurs by a podiatrist as a favor to Trump`s dad, who was his landlord.

Trump is such a sniveling coward that I`m betting that once the Mueller Report is released, and it shows there`s overwhelming evidence that he`s guilty of several felonies, including conspiring with Russia, he won`t have the stomach to fight impeachment and he will resign.

Cat Loves Riding Llama

Cats are Gods

“The lama serves its meowjesty, giving the insolent cat a ride during cold showy weather so the kitty doesn`t freeze its paws.”

Sputnik

Felines demand to be treated like royalty, they expect gourmet cat food, spotless litter boxes, and frequent petting. If we are properly servile and obsequious they might reward us with a meow or a purr.

But it turns out that cats treat all animals with disdain, this insolent kitty is riding on top of a llama during a snowy day so she won`t freeze her paws.

Some things never change, the ancient Egyptians considered cats deities, and we`re still treating them like gods.

Check out the video, I don`t detect an ounce of gratitude in the cat`s expression.

Link to video:

https://sputniknews.com/videoclub/201812261070994769-cat-rides-sheep/

Melania Trump is as Mysterious as a Russian Topless Bartender at a Strip Club

Trophy Wife

If you ask me there`s no mystery about Melania Knauss, she`s a former nude model who struck faux gold when she married real estate magnate Donald Trump.

But her life before she became Trump`s third trophy wife is shrouded in mystery.

We know that soon after she stopped wearing a training bra she started her modeling career, but is she a college graduate?

We know that up until Trump`s shocking election victory her personal website claimed that she obtained a degree in design and architecture at an unnamed university in Slovenia.

We should take anything Melania says with a grain of salt, she`s as well acquainted with the truth as her husband.

The truth is that Melania dropped out of the University of Ljubljana in Slovenia after one year to dedicate herself to her nude modeling career. At least she didn`t claim that she graduated from Trump University, she may not be a college graduate but she`s not that dumb.

Melania was forced to update her site to read “paused her studies to advance her modeling career in Milan and Paris.” Another Trumpian lie, she never resumed her studies and there`s no proof that she ever sashayed down a catwalk in Paris or Milan.

It`s frequently reported that she`s fluent in five languages: Slovene, English, German, Serbian and French, but I bet that the only thing she can say in German, Serbian and French is “Yes, Mr. Millionaire I`d love to see your hotel room.” Think about it, she`s been in America for decades, but she speaks in broken English.

It`s obvious Melania isn`t a fluent English speaker, and she can barely write in English, which explains why she has a penchant for plagiarizing the speeches of Michelle Obama.

There is as much mystery to Melania as there is about your favorite Russian topless bartender at a strip club.

Donald Trump is a Grinch! Yes, Coleman, There is a Santa Claus!

Donald Grinch

Donald Trump spoke to children whose calls to NORAD had been patched through to the White House lines – there`s no way the Stable Genius can screw up this photo-op, right?

In front of a crackling fire and between two Christmas trees even a Grinch like Trump should have been filled with the Christmas spirit.

But in a Christmas Eve call, Trump asked 7-year-old Coleman whether she still believes in Santa Claus.

“Are you still a believer in Santa? Because at 7, it`s marginal, right?” Trump asked Coleman.

If a seven-year-old child calls a Santa Claus hotline, you don`t have to be a Stable Genius to deduce that the wee innocent still believes in Santa.

Dear God let`s hope that calls to a suicide prevention hotline aren`t routed to the Oval Office, for another photo-op.

I can only imagine the conversation as Trump takes a call from a teenager contemplating suicide:

Justin from San Francisco: I can`t do anything right! What`s the point? I really want to kill myself!

Trump: Jump off the Golden Gate Bridge you freaking loser! No big loss, I doubt a liberal loser like you was planning on voting for me in 2020 anyway.

Yes, Coleman, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as crass commercialism and greed exists in this capitalist state. Go to a mall, if one still exists in your town, and you will see me there.

Merry Christmas to little Coleman and to all my readers! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

This Christmas Curse Out a White Evangelical in the Name of Jesus Christ

White Evangelicals are evil

According to Christian tradition the seven deadly sins are: envy, gluttony, greed or avarice, lust, pride, sloth, and wrath. But white evangelicals, many of whom are obese, proud of their sanctimoniousness, envious of their more well-heeled mainline Protestant brethren, and angry with anyone who doesn`t worship Trump, think that sexual sin is the mother of all sin.

They consider a Christian, especially a woman, caught in sexual transgression the lowest form of sinner. They demonize gays and lesbians, and treat them like trash, even though Jesus Christ never condemned homosexuality, or even mentioned gays. Jesus apparently wasn`t bothered that people might think he was gay, because he spent every day and night during his ministry living with twelve male apostles.

About 80 percent of white evangelicals voted for Trump in 2016, and in spite of the Stormy Daniels scandal, and his affairs with other women of ill-repute there has been no erosion of support.

You won`t hear any televangelist or minister rail against Trump and his many sexual transgressions, and you won`t hear any layperson bemoan the short-fingered vulgarian`s sexual escapades.

White evangelicals frequently proclaim that the Bible tells us to pray for our leaders, and that we should pray for Trump. But they never pray for Trump to repent of his predatory sexual behavior, his greed and mean spirit, instead they pray that the Almighty would continue to bless him. As if God would bless an unrepentant sinner who takes pride in his sins, sexual or otherwise.

Damn Donald Trump and his white evangelical enablers, gays will sashay through the Pearly Gates while they will be greeted in hell by demons with an insatiable appetite for sodomizing religious hypocrites.

There is No War on Christmas! America is Besotted With Christmas! Merry Christmas!

Phony War on Christmas

America is still nominally a Christian nation, but the future is secular and based on science and algorithms, and the advent of Artificial Intelligence will eclipse faith in deities based on holy books.

But Christian beliefs and rituals still permeate our culture, and there in no nation on Earth where Christianity is more accepted and welcomed than America.

During the holiday season you can`t turn on the TV or radio, pick up a magazine or click on a Web site without being bombarded with a chorus of “Merry Christmas” and other tidings of religious expression.

But evangelicals, perhaps because they see secularism and other faiths gaining ground, claim that there`s a war on Christmas. The claim is preposterous and it requires a giant leap of faith and a keg of beer to believe and promulgate the conspiracy theory.

Donald Trump will do anything to cater to his evangelical base that elected him president, and therefore he has fashioned himself as the leading protector of Christmas.

Franklin Graham says that President Trump`s encouragement of Americans to publicly celebrate Christmas has emboldened people to fight back when the holiday is censored.

“When the president takes a stand like saying `Merry Christmas,` this emboldens others to take a stand just like the president`s… to fight back.”

Trump is a cross between the Grinch, Ebenezer Scrooge and Baby Huey, and the spectacle of the president as a crusader for Christmas makes me want to vomit.

Trump, Graham and white evangelicals can stuff their phony war on Christmas up their nether regions.

This white evangelical-hating liberal has no problem saying “Merry Christmas.” I wish all of my readers, of all religious persuasions, a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Just How Gay is Mike Pence?

Handsome gay gentleman

“If Mike Pence is so inclined, he has a seat reserved for him to watch Broadway`s The Prom, the new Broadway musical that made history in November by giving the Macy`s Thanksgiving Day Parade its first televised same-sex kiss ever.

The vice president, who has taken multiple anti-LGBT positions over the years, has been personally invited to watch the show that follows a lesbian girl`s efforts to take her girlfriend to prom in Indiana. In fact, the location was specifically chosen because it is Pence`s home state, according to The Prom`s co-writer and lyricist Chad Beguelin.

People

Mike Pence`s meticulously cut hairstyle is favored by a maître d`hôtel at a restaurant that caters to an exclusively gay clientele and a receptionist at a gay bathhouse, naturally there are rumors that the virulently anti-gay politician is a latent homosexual.

Pence famously calls his wife “Mother,” a clear indication that he doesn`t think of her in sexual terms. If Pence succeeds Trump as president I wouldn`t be surprised if everyone in his cabinet looked like a pool boy at a gay resort.

In November 2016, Pence was booed by a Broadway audience when he went to see Hamilton with his family, he might have reservations about attending another Broadway show.

I doubt Pence will attend considering “The Prom” features lesbians kissing, if the show featured gay hunks locking lips he would find an excuse to attend. He could always leave when the male leads lock lips, and explain to his evangelical base that he watched the hit Broadway show only to make a statement against gay sexuality.

Pence should do the right thing and come out of the closet and become a champion for gay rights. It would be a shame if he spent the rest of his life in his prayer closet getting real intimate with his male prayer partners.

Peaceful Pics of Cats Nestling in Christmas Trees

https://boingboing.net/2018/12/18/cat-enjoys-nesting-in-christma.html

This is a link to photos and videos of felines peacefully nesting in Christmas trees. Looking at these image will fill you with the Christmas spirit up the wazoo.

Unfortunately, in real life a cat will nestle in a Xmas tree only after he has bit all the Christmas lights and littered your living room with tinsel.

I`ve owned cats all my adult life, and I learned decades ago that if you own one of these mischievous critters don`t even try setting up a Christmas tree.

But by all means enjoy these stress-relieving images of kitties nestling in Christmas trees. You might also enjoy pics of unicorns with butterflies streaming out of their rear ends.

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Official White House Christmas Portrait an Abomination From the Pit of Hell

Creepy Portrait

Melania Trump just posted this year`s official White House Christmas portrait, and there`s nothing homey or Christmassy about it.

I`m not a photographer, I can`t even take a decent selfie, but I can spot a bad photo when I see one.

The image has a surreal non-human quality, I wonder if the photographer was the famous Sophia the Robot.

The presidential couple looks two dimensional, almost like cardboard cutouts.

They are looking at the camera with big smiles, obviously the smiles aren`t a result of the warmth of their relationship, but the automatic reflex of politicians facing cameras.

They are holding hands, something Melania is loath to do with her husband, maybe the holding hands was photoshopped.

Melania`s infamous blood-red Christmas trees are nowhere to be seen, they posed in a room with normal-looking Christmas trees, except for the disturbing fact that the red Christmas balls aren`t hanging from the trees but are littered around the stumps.

The couple`s son, Barron, is not pictured, he was probably hanging out with a Secret Service agent or whoever is responsible for raising him.

The image is devoid of any religious symbolism: no Baby Jesus, manger scene or any other traditional Christian object.

Trump doesn`t even pretend to be an evangelical, no problem though, his white evangelical base still worships him.

I found myself unconsciously making the sign of the cross after looking at this execrable photograph.

Space Cadet Donald Trump Orders Creation of Space Command

Space Cadet Trump

“President Donald Trump ordered the creation of Space Command on Tuesday, a move the administration is labeling a precursor to creating a US Space Force.

`I direct the establishment, consistent with United States law, of United States Space Command as a functional Unified Combatant Command,` Trump said in an executive memorandum to Secretary of Defense James Mattis. `I also direct the Secretary of Defense to recommend officers for my nomination and Senate confirmation as Commander and Deputy Commander of the new United States Space Command.`”

CNN

Cadet Bone Spurs aka Stable Genius aka Commander-in-chief Donald Trump directed Secretary of Defense James Mattis to establish a Space Command.

Before joining the administration General “Mad Dog” Mattis would have scoffed at the notion of a Space Force, but the neutered lap dog will proclaim that it`s the greatest invention since the Boy Scouts.

Mattis will provide Trump with nominations for the commander and deputy commander of Space Command, we will soon find out which military leaders he hates the most.

Vice President Mike Pence, speaking at Cape Canaveral Tuesday, praised the creation of the new sixth branch of the armed forces, the US Space Force. Pence is such a lackey of the president, that I wouldn`t be surprised if he volunteers to be a space cadet. Pence`s undying loyalty is to Jesus, Mother and Trump, not necessarily in that order.

Nobody in Trump`s administration, especially Mattis and Pence, has the courage to tell the Emperor that he`s not wearing any clothes, naturally nobody will tell him that his Space Force is Looney Tunes.

I might volunteer to be a space cadet if I can do basic training on Mars, where I will be far away from the moron in the White House.

Donald Trump’s Wall Will Never be Built

Orange Clown

“Anytime you hear a Democrat saying that you can have good Boarder Security without a Wall, write them off as just another politician following the party line. Time for us to save billions of dollars a year and have, at the same time, far greater safety and control.”

Donald Trump Tweet

Donald Trump`s Twitter feed gives us a glimpse into his psyche, he tweets about what keeps him awake at night. The only thing that would devastate him more than the wall not being built would be if a terrorist attack brought down Trump Tower.

The wall is a macho thing for the stable genius, to compensate for his tiny hands he desperately wants to build a high wall between the United States and Mexico to protect his white base from unwashed brown migrants.

Trump is so desperate and eager to share his toxic thoughts on social media that he doesn`t bother asking one of his aides to check his messages for typos or grammatical mistakes.

This tweet isn`t the smocking gun that proves that Trump is a fuc*ing moron, there have been literally hundreds that expose his stupidity, vulgarity and evil nature.

It`s just another in a string of tweets that illustrates why we must get rid of the idiot by any means necessary.

All Americans, including boarders, will rest easy only when Trump is convicting for his myriad crimes and is incarcerated in a federal prison with high walls.