Artist Makes Donald Trump Action Figure Out of Old Flip Flops

November 10, 2017robertpaulreyes

“As President Donald Trump continues powering through his marathon Asia tour, he has been received with hearty hamburgers, rounds of golf, and a rare invitation to dine in China`s Forbidden City. But one tribute to the U.S. leader stood out among the rest: an action figure bearing his likeness, artfully carved out of old flip flops.

Filipino artist Elmer Padilla has made a name for himself fashioning figurines out of tsinelas, Tagalog for flip flops. His latest project is the spitting image of Donald Trump donning his signature suit, arm raised to greet a crowd.”

Time

It`s appropriate that the Donald Trump action figure if carved out of old flip-flops considering that Trump in the King of the Flip Flops.

Trump`s flip-flops in his first 100 days:

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/article/2017/apr/27/tracking-trumps-policy-reversals-his-first-100-day/

President Flip Flops lets you wear Trump`s contradictory tweets on your flip-flops:

http://fortune.com/2017/09/21/president-trump-flip-flops-twitter/

The Trump doll isn`t anatomically correct, once again appropriate since the real Donald Trump has a micro penis that hardly qualifies him as an anatomically correct human being.

The Trump doll probably stinks to high heaven, considering it`s made out of old flip-flops, just like Trump.

However, the doll isn`t an entirely accurate representation of our president, it has a pale white face that looks nothing at all like Trump`s pumpkin head.

The action figure is skinny, and we all know that the real Trump is a fat pig.

Finally, I take exception with the doll being called an “action figure,” I doubt if Trump can do a single push-up, jumping jack or sit-up. The only action that the doll should be capable of is squatting and farting.

The Trump doll sucks, just like Trump the man.

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Trump Tweets in China

November 9, 2017robertpaulreyes

Donald Trump, the Twitterer-in-Chief has maintained an active Twitter presence during his tour of Asia, nothing short of Nuclear Armageddon can stop the presidents tiny fingers from firing off tweets.

Trump`s first stops on his Asian tour, Japan and South Korea don`t have any restriction on Internet use, but he also tweeted while in communist China. It should be noted that China`s Great Firewall that blocks social media sites including Facebook, YouTube and Twitter is almost as well known as The Great Wall of China.

China allowed Trump to tweet his fool head off, maybe because he changed his Twitter header image to one of him, Chinese president Xi Jinping, and the two first ladies surrounded by dozens of Chinese performers.

Trump`s legacy will be his obsession with Twitter, and I`m afraid that he will continue to tweet even after he dies. I`m sure hell has its own Great Firewall, but Satan might allow Trump to tweet from the pit of hell so he can continue to sow discord on Earth.

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Kevin Spacey, The Most Despised Degenerate in Hollywood

November 9, 2017robertpaulreyes

“A former Boston TV news anchor claims Kevin Spacey sexually assaulted her then 18-year-old son Will Little at a Nantucket bar in July 2016.

Heather Unruh detailed the alleged incident during a press conference in Boston on Wednesday with her lawyer Mitchell Garabedian, who is best known for representing the victims of the 2002 Boston archdiocese sex abuse scandal.

`In July of 2016, actor Kevin Spacey sexually assaulted my son,` said Unruh on Wednesday. `It happened late night, inside the Club Car restaurant and bar on Nantucket Island. Unruh said her son told Spacey he was of legal drinking age.

`Whether he was over 21 or not, Kevin Spacey had no right to sexually assault him,` she said. `There was no consent. Kevin Spacey bought him drink after drink after drink, and when my son was drunk, Spacey made his move and sexually assaulted him.`

`Spacey stuck his hand inside my son`s pants and grabbed his genitals. This was completely unexpected and my son`s efforts to shift his body to remove Spacey`s hand were only momentarily successful.`

People

Kevin Spacey is a degenerate sexual predator who`s been assaulting young men and underage boys for decades.

If Spacey`s life was a movie directed by me he would be chemically castrated, and sentenced to a life behind bars where he would be raped every day, and eventually die of untreated syphilis.

I`m not enthralled by movie stars, most of them are degenerate assholes, and if Spacey bought me a dozen drinks and then grabbed my genitals there would be hell to pay.

With all due respect Heather Unruh`s son is a spineless wimp, why is she speaking for her son? He escaped the horrible situation by running away from the bar like a little girl, instead of giving Spacey the beating of his life.

If Spacey stuck his hand inside my pants and grabbed my genitals, I would grab the nearest bottle of beer, break it, and stab Spacey in the throat. I wouldn`t shift my body to remove Spacey`s hand like a little punk.

In Hollywood gays and especially lesbians, are treated like royalty, but Spacey the coward didn`t come out of the closet until the actor Anthony Rapp accused him of sexually assaulting him when he was only 14. Perfect timing asswipe, coming out when you are accused of sexually assaulting a child, and thereby conflating homosexuality with pedophilia.

Dear God where are all real men? It`s 2017 and any gay man who is still in the closet is a coward, end of story, period.

Any man, gay or straight, who tolerates being sexually assaulted by another man, is a coward, end of story, period!

As for the underage boys that Spacey raped or sexually assaulted, we must speak out on their behalf, and demand that the pervert be charged and imprisoned.

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Dog Has Cyst That Looks Like Donald Trump

November 8, 2017robertpaulreyes

“A cyst found in a dog`s ear looks like Donald Trump`s face and blonde quiff, its owner claims.

Jade Robinson, 25, of Jarrow, Tyneside had to wait until her two-year-old beagle Chief was asleep before snapping the inner ear to send to a vet.

But it was a friend who spotted the resemblance between the 45th president of the USA and the infection.”

BBC

Donald Trump has a long sordid history of ridiculing the facial appearance of others, especially women, therefore I don`t hesitate to point out the obvious: Trump is exceedingly ugly.

His golden wispy hair resembles cotton candy that a hooker has urinated on, his mouth looks like a sphincter, he has the orange complexion of a pumpkin, and he has the bulbous nose of an alcoholic.

It`s quite appropriate that a cyst growing in a dog`s ear looks just like Trump. The president is a cyst that needs to be immediately removed for the health of our democracy.

The owner of the hapless pooch is trying to raise money to have the cyst removed. I can`t think of a worse fate to befall anyone, human or animal, than to have a cyst that resembles Trump.

For the love of God donate to this worthy cause. Here`s the link to the crowdsourcing web site to help his unfortunate doggie:

https://www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding/get-trump-outofchiefsear

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The Cult of Donald Trump

November 8, 2017robertpaulreyes

“I am not the first person to point this out: There`s been a cultish quality to President Donald Trumps most ardent supporters. He seemed to acknowledge the phenomenon when he boasted that he could `stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody`and not lose voters.

Throughout the campaign, and in personal appearances since then, Trump has harnessed the kind of emotional intensity from his base that is more typical of a religious revival meeting than a political rally, complete with ritualized communal chants (Lock her up!).

As we approach the one-year anniversary of Trump`s election victory, the zeal of some of his followers seems increasingly akin to a full-fledged cult

I use the word `cult` in its pejorative sense, meaning a deeply insular social group bound together by extreme devotion to a charismatic leader. Such groups tend to exhibit a few common characteristics.”

Chicago Tribune

After almost a year suffering under the Trump regime, Americans have turned against the president, and his approval ratings have sunk like a stone.

However the buffoon retains a tight grip on his core base, they remain loyal and as close to him as flies on a hot steaming pile of dung.

Reza Aslan is spot on, Trump`s supporters can best be compared to a cult. Most of Trump`s core supporters are white evangelicals, and they will confess that Trump is a vulgar con artist the same day hell freezes over and the same day they admit that televangelists are money-hungry shysters.

When you point out to Trump loyalists the inconsistencies of his policies and his pathological lying, they look at you with disgust, and in their minds they`re thinking: How dare this heathen criticize Gods` prophet who has been raised by the Almighty to Make America Great Again.

It`s a fool`s errand to talk common sense to these deluded fools, they would just as soon deny Jesus Christ as reject Donald Trump.

If we will ever get rid of Trump it won`t be by making his supporters confront and accept reality, but by persuading Republican leaders to turn against him. They`re all about political expediency and their link to him is tenuous.

It`s incumbent upon us to write or call our senators and congressmen and implore them to impeach Trump.

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Elizabeth Warren and Donna Brazile: Hillary Clinton Rigged the Primaries

November 4, 2017robertpaulreyes

“Former interim chair of the Democratic National Committee, Donna Brazile, recently claimed that Hillary Clinton` team took control of the DNC before she won the primary elections against Bernie Sanders. Elizabeth Warren corroborated Braziles claims.”

Breitbart

I find it unfathomable that Republican leaders fail to speak out against the nepotism, corruption, and ineptitude of the Donald Trump administration.

How can Republican congressional leaders put allegiance to the vulgar and vain president over their party and nation?

Thank God for statesmen like Senators Corker, McCain and Flake for condemning his divisive words and actions, but they are in a distinct minority.

But Democrats are just as loathsome and cowardly as their Republican counterparts, why haven`t they condemned Hillary Clinton for rigging the primary elections and robbing Sen. Bernie Sanders of the Democratic nomination?

Hillary was the most repulsive and least-liked Democratic presidential candidate in recent political history. The self-loathing closeted butch lesbian had all the charisma of a wilted head of cabbage, but she rigged the primaries even though she had tons of money and the support of the Democratic establishment and the media, because by God she deserved to be the President of the United States.

If Hillary hadn`t rigged the primaries Sanders would have prevailed, and I`m persuaded that his populist appeal would have trumped Trump`s reality show appeal.

Why aren`t there more Democrats joining Sen. Pocahontas in blasting Hillary? For Democrats to have any change of retaking the White House in 2020 they must bury that contemptible witch once and for all.

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Twitter Employee Deletes Donald Trump’s Twitter Feed on His Last Day of Work

November 3, 2017robertpaulreyes

On Thursday President Donald Trump`s Twitter feed went down, unfortunately it was restored 11 minutes later.

A Twitter customer support employee performed the community service on his last day. We all have fantasies about wreaking havoc on our last day of work: Downloading porn on the boss`s laptop, spiking the water cooler, keying the car of the office gossip … But deleting the Twitter feed of the most powerful man in the world, if only for a few minutes, is truly epic.

There is so much tomfoolery, fake news, and just plain meanness that emanates from Trump`s Twitter feed, many of Trump`s supporters and enemies have attempted to curb his addiction to his favorite social media platform.

The as yet unidentified Twitter employee probably committed a crime shutting down Trump`s Twitter account, but I hope he`s not in any serious trouble. Let the man who hasn`t fantasized about shutting up Trump permanently by breaking his baby hands cast the first stone at the Twitter employee.

if I was the CEO of Twitter I would give the patriotic Twitter employee a generous severance package, and the “Employee of the Year” award.

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Study: People Are More Empathetic Towards Dogs Than Fellow Humans

November 2, 2017robertpaulreyes

“Some dog owners love their four-legged friends so much that they treat them like they would a child – and sometimes even say they prefer them to some friends and family.

And according to new research, there`s a scientific reason why.

A study published in the journal Society and Animals suggested that people are more empathetic towards dogs than fellow humans.”

Business Insider

I make no apologies over the fact that I prefer the company of canines over human beings.

If a virus wiped out the entire human population except for me, I wouldn`t be terribly distressed as long as animals, and especially my pooch, were immune to the deadly virus.

When I`m with a human being, whether it`s a close friend or a stranger, holding up my end of the conversation is tiresome, but when I`m with Mandy my dog, our conversation is almost telepathic, we communicate nonverbally with glances and facial expressions that speaks of our loving bond.

Of course I`m more empathetic with towards dogs than my fellow humans, dogs are guileless and trusting unlike deceitful and` treacherous humans.

Unfortunately, dogs can`t read my essays, but if you love dogs more than humans let me know.

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John Kelly is as Racist as Donald Trump

November 1, 2017robertpaulreyes

When retired Marine Corps General John Kelly, then secretary of homeland security, was promoted to the chief of staff`s job, the White House was in turmoil.

Remember this was at the apex of the Anthony Scaramucci/Reince Priebus/Sean Spicer intramural bloodbath. Kelly was brought in to be the adult in the room, and instill some military order.

Kelly was able to restore a semblance of order, mainly by restricting access to the Oval Office, he kept away fringe players who filled his boss`s empty head with Fox News conspiracy theories.

Of course it`s impossible to make the White House run like clockwork when the president is a buffoon with the attention span of a colicky baby. Perhaps if Kelly had forced Trump to wear mittens that rendered him incapable of tweeting, he might have been able to really turn things around.

However Kelly was praised by conservatives and liberals alike for being the adult in the room, little did we know at the time that he was the adult racist in the room.

Kelly wasn`t perceived as a politician, but as retired military man who would keep Trump in check.

Kelly is stylistically different from Trump, while his boss is vulgar and bombastic, the retired general is refined and low-key. But it turns out that they share the same racist ideology.

Kelly`s racism first came to light when from the lectern in the Brady Briefing Room, he defended Trump from charges that he was insensitive to the widow of the black sergeant killed in action in Niger by savagely criticizing African-American Rep. Frederica Wilson. He gratuitously called her an “empty barrel” and flat-out lied that she had boasted of securing millions to build a new FBI field office in Miami during the dedication ceremony in 2015.

Kelly`s words in the midst of this racially-tinged scandal weren`t those of the adult in the room, or the calming words of a retired general, but the bellicose rhetoric of a racist politician. The only thing that can explain Kelly`s animus toward the respected congresswoman is racism.

Kelly`s interview this week on Fox News has proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that Kelly is as racist as his Dear Leader.

Kelly uttered these mind-blowing words in his interview with Laura Ingraham:

I would tell you that Robert E. Lee was an honorable man. He was a man that gave up his country to fight for his state, which 150 years ago was more important than country. It was always loyalty to state first back in those days. Now it`s different today. But the lack of an ability to compromise led to the Civil War, and men and women of good faith on both sides made their stand where their conscience had them make their stand.

These are the words of a racist, plain and simple. Kelly was arguing that the Union should have compromised with the slave-holding Southern states. You don`t compromise with slavery, you utterly slaughter all those seeking to preserve slavery. Case closed!

Trump, Kelly and all the other white supremacists in the White House can venerate Robert E. Lee, but those of us who love democracy and hate racism choose to honor Abraham Lincoln.

Trump isn`t going to let anybody into his orbit who doesn`t share his racist philosophy, only a fool is going to pin his hopes that an adult in the room will right the ship. Trump`s ship of state deserves to sink like the Titanic.

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Woody Harrelson’s Brutal Lunch With Donald Trump and Jesse Ventura

October 31, 2017robertpaulreyes

“On Friday`s broadcast of `Real Time with Bill Maher`, the star of the upcoming Lyndon B. Johnson biopic `LBJ` explained how he was invited along to a 2002 dinner with the future president by retired pro-wrestler Jesse Ventura.

Trump was trying to convince Ventura to be his running mate on the 2004 Democratic presidential ticket, said Harrelson.

The meal itself was `brutal,` Harrelson told the show`s host, Bill Maher. `I never met a more narcissistic man. He talked about himself the whole time. You could see the standard he was going to bear.`

`I had to walk out halfway through to smoke a joint just to like steel myself from the rest of it,` he added.”

Huffington Post

Woody Harrelson has a laidback demeanor, his dinner with the paranoid conspiracy theorist Jesse Ventura and the narcissist buffoon Donald Trump was destined to be a disaster.

The meal probably didn`t start off with small talk about the weather and sports. I imagine Ventura started by opining that the wait staff was conspiring to poison their meals, and Trump responding that he would grab their waitress by the pussy before she got an opportunity to tamper with their meals.

Is it any wonder that poor Woody had to walk out halfway through to smoke a joint? An average person can`t get through a Trump speech or press conference without hitting the bong or drinking whisky.

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Sniffing Farts Can Stave Off Disease

October 30, 2017robertpaulreyes

“Hydrogen sulfide, the gas that gives farts their rotten smell, can help stave off disease.

And it`s all to do with a specific gas that is released when you pop off.

Hydrogen sulphide, the gas that gives flatulence its repulsive smell, can help reduce the risk of heart attack, stroke, cancer, and help stave off dementia, research suggests.”

The Sun

Does your co-worker in the cubicle next to you suffer from a chronic case of flatulence? You`ve complained to your supervisor, Human Resources and your union to no avail, and now you are so desperate that you`re considering poisoning his coffee. Instead of killing the flatulent fool, you should cook him beans for lunch.

After all it turns out that smelling farts reduces the risk of heart attack, stroke, cancer, and stave off dementia. Farters do more to improve our health than doctors, and instead of cursing them out we should show them some appreciation.

If your husband passes gas after sex, instead of threatening to divorce him, breathe in the fumes, and thank him for capping off the great sex with his manly fart.

It was researchers at the University of Exeter who discovered the medical benefits of sniffing farts, thank God that scientists aren`t just farting around but conducting critical research.

But seriously if a wanker farts around me I`m not going to sniff his farts in appreciation of the medical benefits, I`m going to beat him to within an inch of his life in appreciation of the psychological benefits of kicking his ass.

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Female Cyclist Flips Donald Trump the Bird! God Bless Her!

October 29, 2017robertpaulreyes

“The president of the United States is used to being saluted, but a cyclist in Virginia put her own particular slant on the tradition on Saturday when she was overtaken by Donald Trumps motorcade.

The woman on her bike was photographed raising her middle finger when Trump`s cavalcade passed her on its way out from the Trump National Golf Club on the banks of the Potomac river, on the outskirts of Washington DC. She then repeated the gesture when she caught up with the motorcade.

The White House pool report noted drily: POTUS`s motorcade departed the Trump National Golf Club at 3.12pm, passing two pedestrians, one of whom gave a thumbs-down sign. Then it overtook a female cyclist, wearing a white top and cycling helmet, who responded by giving the middle finger.

The motorcade had to slow and the cyclist caught up, still offering the finger, before turning off in a different direction. Motorcade is now gathering speed and heading for DC.”

The Guardian

There are hundreds of statues of Paul Revere on his magnificent steed, immortalizing his midnight run warning the patriots that the British were coming.

I`m an optimist and I hope that one day there will be hundreds of statues of this woman on her bicycle with her middle finger extended warning patriots that our president is a national disgrace.

This heroic woman has yet to be identified, and maybe it`s better if she isn`t, because she represents all of us who are horrified and disgusted by the short-fingered vulgarian.

This patriot on her mighty bicycle saluted Trump as his cavalcade passed her on its way out from the Trump National Golf Club. Trump spends almost every weekend at one of his golf resorts, patriots should greet him whenever he enters or leaves one of his resorts with extended middle fingers.

Flipping Trump the bird is the perfect way of demonstrating our contempt, it`s speaking in a language that he will understand, and it`s a reminder that everybody, even children, have longer fingers.

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It’s National Cat Day!

October 29, 2017robertpaulreyes

Author Terry Pratchett once said, “In ancient times, cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.” Felines have the spark of divinity and we are overjoyed when they deign to pay us mere mortals any attention.

Our modern day religions have failed to meet our spiritual needs, maybe it`s time to worship cats like the Egyptians of old.

Catholicism is a patriarchal religion that condones pedophilia and misogyny, Evangelical Christianity`s infatuation with Trump has deprived it of all credibility, Americans love bacon too much to embrace Judaism, and of course with Islam there`s that kill infidels for Allah thing.

Now that I have offended the followers of every major religion, I assume that only enlightened souls who worship cats are still with me.

Today is National Cat Day, and we must cater to every whim of our feline masters, hmm, that`s pretty much every day for us.

Let`s use this supreme holiday to spread our faith: Tell your friends and neighbors who don`t own cats about the joys and pleasures of owning these divine creatures.

Adopt a kitty, it will change your life and save your soul!

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Heartless Reporters Bring Their Children to White House to Meet Donald Trump

October 28, 2017robertpaulreyes

It`s a longstanding tradition for the children of the White House correspondents to visit the Oval Office for Halloween festivities.

Reporters who cover the White House are better acquainted than the rest of us with the corruption that permeates the ultimate seat of power.

Now that Donald Trump occupies the White House it`s the epicenter of evil in the world. Why in the name of everything that`s decent, holy, and pure would reporters bring their innocent children to the White House to meet Trump?

I would look more kindly on parents who offered their children as a sacrifice to Molech than on parents who took their kids to the White House to meet Trump.

Is it any wonder that the press has a lower approval rating than the most corrupt, evil and venial president in the history of the United States?

Did Trump interact with the children by dispensing pearls of wisdom and hugging them?

Bitch get real. Here`s some of the things he told them:

These are beautiful, wonderful children. You gonna grow up to be like your parents? Mmm, don`t answer. That could only get me in trouble, that question.

You have no weight problems. That`s the good news, right?

I cannot believe the media produced such beautiful children.

She is Japanese? Beautiful. She is Japane-I`m gonna be in Japan in two weeks. I`ll be in Japan.

Any person with a modicum of integrity would turn down an invitation to meet Trump, and he sure as hell wouldn`t drag his children to the White House to meet the monster.

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Ellen DeGeneres Ogles Katy Perry’s Breasts! Shame on the Butch Lesbian!

October 27, 2017robertpaulreyes

“Ellen DeGeneres is facing backlash for tweeting a photo in honor of Katy Perry`s birthday that some social media users consider sexist.

On Wednesday, October 25, the talk show host shared a 2013 photo in which she stands beside wife Portia de Rossi and Perry as the comedian stares at the `Roar` singer`s breasts.

`Happy birthday, @KatyPerry!” DeGeneres tweeted. `It`s time to bring out the big balloons!`

While `It`s time to bring out the big balloons` is a lyric from Perry`s 2013 hit `Birthday,` fans were quick to note that DeGeneres` sharing the photo seemed like a double standard, and felt insensitive in light of the recent sexual harassment allegations made against Harvey Weinstein.”

Us Weekly

The photograph of 59-year-old butch lesbian Ellen DeGeneres ogling 33-year-old Katy Perry`s breasts while she stands beside wife Portia de Rossi is revolting and disgusting.

Imagine if Jerry Springer was staring at Katy Perry`s breasts while he stood beside his wife, or a hooker for that matter, the Twittersphere would go ballistic, calling for him to be castrated or at least pimp-slapped.

DeGeneres wasn`t caught casting a sly glance at Kerry Perry`s ample bosom, the perverted talk show host`s head was only about five inches away from the pop tart`s ample bosom, and her mouth was wide open, as if she was ready to taste her melons.

DeGeneres disrespected her wife, objectified Perry, and set back the cause of gay and lesbian rights. The talk show host is a proud lesbian who`s been embraced by mainstream America, what are they thinking now that she`s been exposed as a predatory sex-driven lesbian?

Not only did DeGeneres post the pic on Instagram, she captioned it: Bring out the big balloons! There is no shame in her game! I`ve been publicly advocating for gay and lesbian rights for well over two decades, how many liberals will join me in chastising this powerful women for treating a woman as a sex object?

See sickening pic: https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/ellen-degeneres-blasted-for-sharing-unacceptable-katy-perry-photo/

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Why Do Cats Knock Things Over? Because They’re Jerks!

October 26, 2017robertpaulreyes

“Cats have their quirks, no doubt. But one of the more puzzling – and annoying – things they do is to knock stuff off tables and shelves.

Do they hate your things? Are they criticizing your home decorating skills? Or are they simply trying to drive us insane?

Truth is, it`s none of those things, although I do believe there might be a touch of vindictiveness in some of that behavior.

Animal experts say there are three reasons for this destructive and sometimes hilarious conduct. They`re bored and want attention, they`re practicing hunting, and they`re hungry.”

The Mercury News

My cats, Tico and Ebony, despise each other, and they avoid each other like the plague.

They don`t eat, sleep or play together, they unite forces only when they seem to be in a competition to see who can knock more things over.

Usually they just flick objects over, like a glass of water that`s precariously perched right on the edge of the coffee table, but Tico, who tips the scales at 25 pounds, sometimes pushes things over the coffee table or an end table.

In other words they don`t accidentally tip things over, they deliberately attempt to break my possessions.

I find cheap knick- knacks aesthetically displeasing, the only small objects that my cats can knock off my table and shelves are expensive crystal figurines. Tico has knocked over, and broken a couple of crystal candle holders, at least the candles weren`t lit.

Tico`s girth prevents him from jumping on top of my tallest book shelves and tables, and Ebony is too old to jump very high, so I place my most expensive objects on my tallest tables and shelves.

Why are my kitties and indeed all cats so destructive? They don`t knock things over to get my attention, they are very independent and barely deign to look in my direction.

They aren`t trying to hone their hunting skills, they know damn well that I will serve them gourmet cat food and treats throughout the day.

Cats are jerks, plain and simple. Adorable and fluffy, but jerks all the same. They knock things over because they are jerks.

Cat lovers have learned how to cat-proof their homes, and we gladly put up with their jerk tendencies.

The last time that Tico knocked something from the coffee table, I just picked him up, and gave him a big hug. Take that you big jerk.

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Bob Corker is Spot On! Donald Trump’s Legacy Will be the Debasement of Our Nation

October 25, 2017robertpaulreyes

“The public feud between Sen. Bob Corker (R-Tenn.) and President Donald Trump continued to escalate on Tuesday.

The GOP senator, who warned earlier this month that Trump`s behavior could lead to World War III, told CNN that he believes the president`s legacy will be the `debasement of our nation.`

`He`s obviously not going to rise to the occasion as president,` Corker said. “I think at the end of the day, when his term is over, I think the debasing of our nation, the constant non-truth-telling, just the name-calling – I think the debasement of our nation will be what he`ll be remembered most for. And that`s regretful.`”

Huffington Post

With his flair for showmanship President Donald Trump has turned the White House into a soap opera, every day we tune into CNN or MSNBC to find out which Cabinet official is on the verge of resignation, and which politician or pundit is the target of Trump`s vitriol on Twitter.

Most Republicans are resigned to the fact that this soap opera/farce will probably run for four years, and they keep quiet through every vicious tweet and every ridiculous statement.

But there are a few statesmen in the Republican Party like Sen. Bob Corker, Sen. John McCain, and Sen. Jeff Flake who put our democracy above their party and even their own careers.

These lions of the Senate have roared against Trump`s petty behavior, vulgar language, divisive rhetoric and racist pronouncements.

Corker got down to the crux of the argument when he declared that Trump`s legacy will be the debasement of our democracy.

Trump has debased political discourse, we know that behind closed doors presidents pepper their conversation with profanity. As a young boy I remember that I was more astonished that Nixon`s tapes revealed he uttered obscenities with abandon, than I was about the disclosure that he committed felonies.

But Trump has made it acceptable for politicians and the reporters covering them to utter obscenities in public.

Trump`s constant name-calling and belittling of his opponents has desensitized us to this kind of infantile behavior. We no longer bat an eye or lift an eyebrow when Trump christens a congressman or a Senator with a derogatory moniker.

Trump has debased our foreign relations, he berates heads of states on Twitter and in private conversations.

As patriots and citizens of this great nation we mustn`t accept this “new normal,”

We must keep resisting and keep fighting until Trump is removed from office, one way or another.

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The CNN ‘This is an Apple’ Ad

October 24, 2017robertpaulreyes

“CNN launched a Facts First marketing campaign this morning. The ad features only an apple, though it`s hard to see it as other than a nuts-to-you response to Donald Trump`s campaign to brand CNN as `Fake News.`

`This is an apple,` the ad begins:

Some people might tell you that it`s a banana.

They might scream banana, banana, banana, over and over and over again.

They might put BANANA in all caps.

You might even start to believe that this is a banana.

But it`s not.

This is an apple.

Facts First.

CNN.”

Deadline

I would love to make my own video. My ad would feature only a Jack O` Lantern.

“This is a rotten Jack O` Lantern,” my ad begins.

Some delusional cultists might tell you that it`s the president of the United States.

They might scream president, president, over and over again, demanding that you grant him respect commensurate with his office.

They might even tweet in CAPS: TRUMP IS A GREAT LEADER! TREAT HIM WITH RESPECT.

You might even start to believe that this grotesque orange buffoon deserves to be treated with respect.

But he`s not entitled to any respect.

He`s a rotten orange freak.

The truth hurts.

Robert Paul Reyes

Link to video:

http://deadline.com/2017/10/cnn-donald-trump-facts-first-apple-ad-1202193012/

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Life-Size Trump Scarecrow At California Elementary Schools Scares Bejesus Out of Kids

October 24, 2017robertpaulreyes

“Parents are divided after a scarecrow depicting President Donald Trump was put up as part of a class project on the Santa Clarita Elementary School campus.

`No matter what your political affiliation is, this was 100% inappropriate for elementary students to see at Santa Clarita Elementary today!!` a Facebook post about the scarecrow read.

But some parents weren`t upset with the scarecrow.

`If only I could be so lucky to have someone like her teaching my children every year!!!,` said one parent with children taught by the teacher named in the original post. `Shame on the people who badmouth her and don`t even know her, nor do they even have a child in her classroom!!!!`

KHTS

The school was provided with scarecrows for each class. Under the supervision of a teacher each class decided how to decorate their scarecrows.

The teacher whose young charges decided to dress one of the scarecrows as Donald Trump should be commended for reminding her students, with a clever Halloween decoration, that there`s evil in the world. Sometimes there is a bogeyman under year bed, a pedophile in a trench coat lurking near a public school, and a racist buffoon in the White House.

Creating a Trump scarecrow is the easiest thing in the world: Find a rotting pumpkin to represent his head, an empty suit to represent his torso, and Barbie hands.

It`s incumbent upon teachers and parents to teach our children that the profane, vulgar, mean-spirited and imbecile president doesn`t deserve our respect.

Get with the damn program and place your own Trump scarecrow on your font lawn this Halloween.

Pic of Trump scarecrow:

http://www.hometownstation.com/santa-clarita-news/education/saugus-union-school-district/parents-divided-over-trump-scarecrow-at-santa-clarita-elementary-209217

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Clueless Canadian Cops Give Dude Ticket for Singing Along With His Jam: Video

October 23, 2017robertpaulreyes

“St-Laurent man`s love of music is proving costly after he said he was given a $149 ticket for singing `Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)` while driving.

On Sept. 27, Taoufik Moalla was on his way to get a bottle of water from Provigo. He was headed down St. Croix, cheerfully singing along to the 1990 C+C Music Factory hit, when he heard a police siren behind him.

`I was thinking they wanted to pass, but they called on the speaker `Please go to the right side,` said Moalla. `I stopped and four police came, two on each side, and checked the inside of the car. Then they asked me if I screamed. I said no, I was just singing.`

Police checked his license and registration and came back with the ticket for screaming in his car.”

CTV News

Y`all know what happens when your jam comes on the radio, you get jiggy with it, and while the music is on you are oblivious to your surroundings.

I can`t dance worth a lick, but when my jam comes on (Bob Marley`s Jammin) I`m going to dance like a mother regardless if I`m in my shower, cubicle at work, or in my ride.

Trying to stop a person from grooving when his jam comes on is like trying to stop one of Pavolv`s dogs from salivating when he sees his bowl brimming with food.

Those clueless Canadian cops need to chill the hell out, smoke some weed and listen to Bob Marley, how dare they give Moalla a ticket for singing along with his jam.

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Donald Trump Jr. Posts Fake Time Cover of Donald Trump as Superman! I Want to Die!

October 22, 2017robertpaulreyes

“Social media users took delight in ridiculing President Donald Trumps oldest son on Saturday after he posted a bizarre picture of his father on the Internet.

Sharing a fake Time Magazine cover photo to Instagram, the post shows the commander-in-chief depicted as a superhero reminiscent of Superman.

The image also depicts the President with a long golden beard with a `T` instead of an `S` emblazoned across his chest.”

Daily Mail

It seems Junior shares his dad`s penchant for posting nonsense on social media and his love for fake Time Magazine covers.

Donald Trump Jr. may see his father as a Superman, but the rest of the world sees him as an arch-villain, such as the vengeful demon Pumpkinhead, that Superman would utterly destroy.

The fake Time Magazine cover depicts the Trump superhero with a long golden beard. I doubt the real Donald Trump can grow more than a wispy goatee, but if he had a long beard, it would certainly be golden because his sidekicks would be harlots who would always be satisfying his need for golden showers.

This disturbing image would be perfect on the cover of an alt-right porn DVD favored by the likes of Richard Spencer or on the wall of a museum whose curator is Satan himself.

If you are a fan of the Superman franchise, I beg you don`t click the link at the bottom of this page! You will never want to see another Superman movie!

See the hideous image for yourself, if you dare! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5003983/Donald-Trump-Jr-posts-bizarre-photo-father.html#ixzz4wExjSICs

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The Ms. Senior America Pageant is an Abomination

October 21, 2017robertpaulreyes

“Beauty pageants may conjure up images of young women in bikinis, but in Atlantic City a roomful of sequined grandmothers and great-grandmothers are putting their best stiletto forward.

From an ex-CIA employee to Whitney Houston`s childhood choir director to a marathon runner, Ms Senior America celebrates women aged 60 and above who defy stereotypes of what it means to be ladies of a certain age who in past years may have sunk into a rocking chair.

“This is our age of elegance. It`s the beginning. Not our end,” beamed 73-year-old Carolyn Slade Harden, a former recording artist crowned Ms Senior America 2017, resplendent in cream silk.

Senior America Inc. was founded in 1971 `to promote the positive aspects of aging` and has championed women in their `age of elegance` ever since.”

AFP

Beauty pageants are an anachronism of an age when women were judged strictly on their outward beauty, and they have no place in modern society.

All beauty pageants are an abomination, but the Ms. Senior America pageant is perhaps the most repugnant iteration of a beauty contest.

Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder, but even an old lady with cataracts can see that there`s no physical beauty in old ladies sashaying around in evening gowns.

An elderly lady`s beauty is in the twinkle in her eyes that speaks of wisdom and experience that she can share with younger generations, certainly not in her wrinkled face or sagging breasts.

A young woman may swallow her pride and enter a beauty pageant in hopes of winning a scholarship and eliciting publicity to jumpstart her career as a model or an actress.

Pray tell what`s the prize for the winner of the Ms. Senior America contest, paid funeral package or a lifetime supply of adult diapers?

Ms. Senior America pageant? Oh hell no! But I do give the producers of this abomination credit for doing away with the bikini segment.

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Donald Trump’s Renoir is as Fake as his Orange Complexion

October 20, 2017robertpaulreyes

“A PAINTING which Donald Trump claims is a real Renoir is fake according to experts.

The US President`s biographer, Tim O`Brien, said he first spotted the Two Sisters artwork by the French impressionist on Trump`s private jet.

Mr O`Brien told Vanity Fair`s “Inside the Hive” podcast that he alerted the US President to that fact that the painting was a fake.

He says he was told by Mr Trump `You know that`s an original Renoir` to which Mr O`Brien responded `Donald it`s not`.

However Mr O`Brien claims Mr Trump still boasted the painting was an original and it now hangs in Trump Tower in New York where it could be seen in the background during a `60 Minutes` interview after he won the election in 2016.”

The Sun

The incident that Trump`s biographer, Tim O`Brien, describes occurred when Trump was a private citizen. The billionaire`s penchant for lying, and never admitting the truth even when confronted with incontrovertible evidence that he`s wrong has been a lifelong pattern, and at 71-years he`s not suddenly going to change course.

Trump doesn`t know an impressionist painting from an abstract one, Renoir is a brand name, and that`s the only reason the vulgar Philistine owns the fake Renoir.

If an interviewer asked the president why he slathers his face with sun tan lotion, he would swear that he`s never bought sun tan lotion in his life and that orange is his natural complexion.

Trump will tell an outrageous lie, such as his claim that Hillary won the popular vote because millions of undocumented immigrants voted for her, and then he will constantly repeat it until he and his followers believe it`s the Gospel truth.

You don`t have to be a rocket scientist or an art major to know that the real Renoir is hanging in the Chicago Art Museum and not in Trump`s mansion.

Trump`s supporters are enthralled by their plastic Messiah, and they may accept his alternate truth, but it`s incumbent upon the press to point out that the emperor is buck naked.

Trump`s isn`t well-endowed, the crowd at his inauguration didn`t set records, millions of undocumented immigrants didn`t vote for Hillary, and his Renoir isn`t the genuine article.

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The Southern Poverty Law Center Should Classify the White Evangelical Movement as a Hate Group

October 19, 2017robertpaulreyes

“MSNBCs Morning Joe`on Tuesday, host Joe Scarborough delivered a sermon about President Trump.

The MSNBC host said he didn`t understand the `fever` which has gripped the Republican Party in the age of Donald Trump –and said the president represents `the antithesis of just about every single thing that Jesus Christ said on the Sermon on the Mount.`

`Some things cannot be debated: You look in Matthew and go through the Beatitudes, every single Beatitude, you go through Jesus` teaching, what he says he wants people to be,` Scarborough said. `Donald Trump is the antithesis of just about every single thing that Jesus Christ said on the Sermon of the Mount.`”

Real Clear Politics

Joe Scarborough has a patrician bearing, he`s a policy wonk who waxes eloquent when it comes to defining and describing Republican orthodoxy.

But on Tuesday of this week he was preaching like a tent show evangelist: His text the Sermon on the Mount, his point, that he drove home like a sledgehammer on a thumbtack, that Trump is the antithesis of all the virtues mentioned in that famous passage of Scripture.

I kept looking at the TV screen for the toll-free phone number where I could send in a donation to the Rev. Scarborough.

Amen brother Joe! Amen.

Trump isn`t just an antithesis of a pious Christian, he`s the antithesis of a human being. He`s a disgusting reptilian creature who escaped from the bowels of hell.

You`d think most Christians would share Scarborough`s disgust at Trump`s immoral and vulgar policies and behavior, but this abomination is revered as a political Messiah by white evangelicals.

The short-fingered vulgarian has been embraced by most white evangelical leaders and most of their followers.

The Southern Poverty Law Center should classify the white evangelical movement as a hate group.

From this point forward the white evangelical movement is anathema to me.

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