Donald Trump Jr’s Book ‘Triggered #1 New York Times Bestseller Thanks to Bulk Order by RNC

This week Donald Trump Jr.’s first book “Triggered: How the Left Thrives on Hate and Wants to Silence Us” landed on the top of the New York Times non-fiction best-seller list.

Many literary giants have published dozens of books in their distinguished careers without ever hitting the coveted spot on top of the New York Times bestseller list.

Which begs the question, how was the novice writer able to achieve such a remarkable accomplishment?

The Trump name certainly helps, Junior could publish a book entitled, “How to Apply Bikini Wax to the Genital Area and Other Grooming Advice for Republican Metrosexuals” and it would become a bestseller because Trump supporters consider anything published by a Trump holy writ. Trump cultists consider supporting any endeavor by a Trump their religious duty.

It also helps that the Republican National Committee (RNC) bought a gazillion copies to give to donors. That’s why on the New York Times’ list, next to the title, there’s a small dagger, meant to indicate that some retailers reported receiving bulk orders of the item. In other words, the only reason why the book shot all the way to the top was because the RNC bought thousands of copies.

There’s always an asterisk next to any Trump victory or achievement, there’s an enormous asterisk next to Donald Trump’s 2016 victory considering he had help from the Russians and Hillary won the popular election by three million votes.

The simple fact that an idiot like the First Boy was able to publish a book by a reputable publisher is testament to the fact that he isn’t being silenced. Although, how we wish that Junior and his father would shut the hell up

Kamala Harris Eviscerates Donald Trump Jr on Twitter

There is no love lost between Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Kamala Harris and the pathetic joke of a president Donald Trump. The Twitter feud between Harris and Trump rivals that between Rosie O’Donnell and the stable genius. Harris has demanded that Trump’s twitter account be suspended, saying that “Others have had their accounts suspend for less offensive behavior.”

Donald Trump’s idiot son Donald Trump Jr. came to his daddy’s defense tweeting:

Why is Kamala Harris the only person that laughs at her jokes… always way to long and way too hard?” The most disingenuous person in politics… after Hillary.”

I don’t know about Harris being the most disingenuous person in politics after Hillary, but they both have a penchant for laughing apropos of nothing. A journalist may ask Harris a serious question about policy and Harris will burst into laughter, leaving the reporter bewildered and viewers wondering what she’s been smoking.

Harris may be the only one who laughs at her own imaginary joke, but the entire nation is laughing at the all too real joke that is Donald Trump.

Harris absolutely torched Junior with her response:

“You wouldn’t know a joke if one raised you.”

Donnie would be well-advised never again to tangle on Twitter with Harris. Harris destroyed Trump Jr., and that’s no joke.

More Empty Seats Than Attendees at Donald Trump Jr. Rally

“Donald Trump Jr. spoke to a thin crowd — reportedly numbering only a few hundred — at a rally last week in Pikeville, Kentucky. President Donald Trump‘s eldest son, a frequent surrogate on the campaign trail, attended the event to garner support for Republican Gov. Matt Bevin, who is seeking re-election against Democratic rival Andy Beshear, according to the Lexington Herald-Leader.


According to Louisville radio station WFPL, about 200 people showed up for the event, despite a report from local station WYMT indicating “locals expect a memorable turnout” at the Appalachian Wireless Arena, which can hold up to 7,000 guests.”


People Magazine


Donald Trump obsesses over ratings, the size of his hands and crowd sizes, and Junior’s sparse crowd may lead the stable genius to disinherit his son from his will.

Organizers resorted to desperate means to make the “crowd” look larger, they asked the audience to move closer to the stage. When only 200 supporters show up in a venue that holds 7,000 guests, it’s really stretching to call it a rally. Rosie O’Donnell would have drawn a larger crowd had she given a lecture on anal bleaching guide for big size women.

The Trumps don’t accept reality when it doesn’t meet their expectations, and they employ alternative facts, digital manipulation and sometimes just a Sharpie to create their own alternative universe.


I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump Jr. Photoshops images of the sparsely attended event to make it look like the crowd at an NFL game, or maybe he will just use a Sharpie to add stick figures.

Regardless what crude means Trump Jr. uses to inflate the size of his crowd, Trump’s base will fall for it. Cultists who are drunk on Kool-Aid will accept alternative facts and digitally-manipulated photographs as the Gospel truth. 

Read More: https://people.com/politics/donald-trump-jr-empty-seats-kentucky-rally/

Donald Trump Jr. Shares Pornhub Meme of His Dad! Who Does That?

We are living proof that sometime, at least in the distant past our parents had sex, but the thought of our parents having sex renders us nauseous. For the sake of my mental well-being I still cling to my childhood belief that the stork delivered me to my parents` home.

The Trumps are a dysfunctional family, and Don Jr. has no reservations about imagining his father having sex, in fact he even posted a Pornhub meme on Instagram about dear old dad fuc*ing the entire Democratic Party.

Imagining my parents doing the nasty is a wet dream compared to imagining the Orange Baboon having sex with anyone. The horror! The horror!

Clearly Donnie was alluding to the release of the summary of the Mueller Report which cleared his father of collusion, but he could have made his point without making us want to vomit.

Anyways, we don`t need to be reminded that Trump is screwing the Democrats, hell he`s screwing the entire county. Trump may only be packing a tiny mushroom pecker, but he`s screwed over the entire country with that nasty little thing.

Link to Junior`s post:

https://mashable.com/article/donald-trump-jr-pornhub-meme-dad/#N9JskZoC1iqj

Stable Genius Donald Trump Calls Apple CEO Tim Cook ‘Tim Apple’

Tim Apple

At a meeting of the American Workforce Policy Advisory Board Donald Trump called Apple CEO Tim Cook “Tim Apple.”

Here`s the actual quote:

“We`re going to be opening up the labor forces because we have to. We have so many companies coming in. People like Tim – you`re expanding all over and doing things that I really wanted you to do right from the beginning. I used to say, `Tim, you gotta start doing it here,` and you really have you`ve really put a big investment in our country. We appreciate it very much, Tim Apple.”

Nobody present smiled or acknowledged Trump`s faux pas, after all he has a long history of butchering people`s names. The stable genius once referred to Melania Trump as “Melanie” on Twitter, he`s safe as long as he doesn`t call her “Stormy” during one of their annual intimate interludes.

Tim Cook wasn`t offended, in fact he playfully changed his name on Twitter to Tim and the Apple logo. Naturally, Trump haters on social media gave him a hard time, just like they do every time he says something stupid, racist or ignorant.

But Trump has such a thin orange skin that he just can`t let it go. At a meeting with donors he told them that what he actually said was “Tim Cook Apple” really fast and “Cook” was just really soft.

And today he tweeted:

“At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story!”

The hallmark of a pathological liar is that he can`t keep his story straight. I don`t know why the fuc*ing moron lied to cover up his gaffe, his critics know he`s a compulsive liar and his supporters don`t care. If Trump had called Cook “Johnny Appleseed” more than a few of his cultists would name their firstborn “Johnny Appleseed” in tribute to their Messiah.

If Trump doesn`t want to see another bad Trump story, he should try keeping his trap shut because nothing but obscenities, lies and nonsense emanates from his pie hole.

Donald Trump Jr.’s Wife Taken to Hospital After Opening Letter Containing White Powder

“An envelope with suspicious powder sent to one of President Donald Trump`s sons also included a threatening note, senior law enforcement officials told NBC News.

`You are an awful, awful person. I am surprised that your father lets you speak on TV,` the note to Donald Trump Jr. said, according to the officials.

It also said: `You the family idiot. Eric looks smart. This is the reason why people hate you. You are getting what you deserve. So shut the f*** up.`”

NBC News

This is really pushing the envelope when it comes to expressing a political opinion.

It goes without saying, although I won`t miss an opportunity to hammer the point home, that Donald Trump Jr. is a fuc*ing moron, and that he would be doing the world a favor if he shut the fuc* up. Junior`s demented old dad spouts enough nonsense for the whole family, we certainly don`t need the family idiot putting in his two cents` worth.

The sender of the dispatch was spot on when he pointed out Junior`s intellectual shortcomings, and he was expressing our sentiments when he advised him to keep a low profile, but it was beyond the pale for him to include what turned out to be corn starch.

The sender terrified Junior`s wife, Vanessa Trump, she was taken to a New York hospital as a precaution. The poor woman suffers enough already, on a daily basis, being married to an imbecile.

The writer of the nasty note stated that Eric Trump looks smart, which makes me wonder if he`s blind or somewhat of a moron himself. Forgive my political-incorrectness, but Eric looks like a freaking retard.

I would be the happiest person in the world if we never heard another word from Donald Trump, or his idiot sons.

Read More:

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/angry-note-sent-trump-jr-said-you-are-getting-what-n847651

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Donald Trump Jr. Posts Fake Time Cover of Donald Trump as Superman! I Want to Die!

“Social media users took delight in ridiculing President Donald Trumps oldest son on Saturday after he posted a bizarre picture of his father on the Internet.

Sharing a fake Time Magazine cover photo to Instagram, the post shows the commander-in-chief depicted as a superhero reminiscent of Superman.

The image also depicts the President with a long golden beard with a `T` instead of an `S` emblazoned across his chest.”

Daily Mail

It seems Junior shares his dad`s penchant for posting nonsense on social media and his love for fake Time Magazine covers.

Donald Trump Jr. may see his father as a Superman, but the rest of the world sees him as an arch-villain, such as the vengeful demon Pumpkinhead, that Superman would utterly destroy.

The fake Time Magazine cover depicts the Trump superhero with a long golden beard. I doubt the real Donald Trump can grow more than a wispy goatee, but if he had a long beard, it would certainly be golden because his sidekicks would be harlots who would always be satisfying his need for golden showers.

This disturbing image would be perfect on the cover of an alt-right porn DVD favored by the likes of Richard Spencer or on the wall of a museum whose curator is Satan himself.

If you are a fan of the Superman franchise, I beg you don`t click the link at the bottom of this page! You will never want to see another Superman movie!

See the hideous image for yourself, if you dare! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5003983/Donald-Trump-Jr-posts-bizarre-photo-father.html#ixzz4wExjSICs

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Donald Trump Jr. Wants to Give Up Secret Service Protection! Why Can’t His Idiot Dad Do the Same?

“Donald Trump Jr. has asked to be removed from Secret Service protection, telling friends he wants more privacy, according to two people briefed on the decision.

It`s a rare move for a member of the president`s family to forgo a security detail, in part because adult children are counseled by the Secret Service that they are quickly seen as targets for those railing against their famous parents.

One close friend of the president`s son said Trump Jr. has been talking for weeks about waiving the 24-hour protection that Secret Service agents provide him, his wife and their five children. But it was unclear Monday night whether he had requested his wife and children be dropped from protection. Secret Service spokeswoman Catherine Milhoan declined to comment on whether Trump Jr. and his family were no longer receiving protection.”

Washington Post

During his first seven months in the White House, Donald Trump has taken seven trips to Mar-a-Lago, five to his golf resort in New Jersey; and one to Trump Tower in Manhattan.

Earlier this year, Junior`s business travel to Uruguay cost the Secret Service nearly $100,000, and that was just for hotel rooms. Which begs the question, does he travel with a harem of bimbos?

Donald Trump`s weekly trips to his resorts, and the business and vacation trips of his sons and daughters are bankrupting the Secret Service.

I don`t know what prompted Trump Jr. to request that he be removed from Secret Service protection, but I hope his father and his siblings follow his example before they bankrupt the federal government.

I`m not saying I want Trump to be assassinated, but the prospect of Trump traveling sans Secret Service protection fills my heart with joy and hope for the future of our great democracy.

Let me make it abundantly clear, I`m not advocating for the assassination of Trump, and anybody who makes threats against the president should be prosecuted.

However, I hope and pray that a solid citizen will lie to Trump and tell him that Kim Jong-un doesn`t have any bodyguards. That would be enough for Trump to try to out-macho the Korean dictator and compel him to dismiss his Security detail.

Read More:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/donald-trump-jr-wants-to-give-up-secret-service-protection/2017/09/18/2a0e7e72-9cd3-11e7-9c8d-cf053ff30921_story.html?utm_term=.3d633329ef1c

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Donald Trump Jr. Owns Michael Moore! He Cuts the Fat Loudmouth Down to Size!

“As the rest of the nation prayed and waited to see what the storm would do just after Hurricane Harvey slammed Texas, dumping 33 trillion gallons of rain onto the U.S., and causing massive floods that killed 70 people, left wing activist Michael Moore and others decided to play politics. On Twitter, Moore asked if Mar-a-Lago, President Trump`s resort would be opened as a shelter for Irma victims.”

Townhall.Com

The liberal firebrand tweeted: Has he opened up Mar-a-Lago yet?

Donald Trump Jr. responded:

It`s on an island on both the ocean & intercostal and in a mandatory evacuation zone… probably not the best idea, but you know, narrative.

Let me preface my remarks by stating that Junior is as reprehensible as his old man, he proves the adage that the turd doesn`t fall far from the ass.

During Trump`s nascent presidential campaign, most people said “Trump may be a buffoon, a racist and an egomaniac, but at least he raised his children to be respected members of society.” The behavior of Trump`s children, especially his sons, during the campaign and during Trump`s first few months in office has demonstrated that they are as profane and vile as their father.

But credit must be given where credit is due, Junior absolutely eviscerated that fat piece of crap with his reply.

Joel Osteen was ripped apart on social media when he refused to open his megachurch to the survivors of Hurricane Harvey, and Moore thought he would Osteen Donald Trump. But Junior cut that fat loudmouth down to size.

Read More:

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2017/09/11/donald-trump-jr-takes-michael-moore-to-the-woodshed-over-this-remark-during-irma-n2379677

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Donald Trump Jr. Retweets Video of His Moron Dad as a Top Gun Pilot

“Donald Trump Jr. apparently shares his father`s affinity for violent CNN-related fan fiction.

 

A fierce defender of his father`s administration, Junior posted edited `Top Gun` footage depicting The Donald sitting in the cockpit of an aircraft shooting down a fighter jet bearing the CNN logo.

In the video, Trump mutters his catchphrase, `You`re fired,` before releasing a missile that makes the CNN logo dramatically explode. Trump Jr. shared the footage on both his Instagram and Twitter, labeling it `the best I`ve ever seen.`”

Vice

Donald Trump and his entire family has a deep aversion to CNN and any other news outlet that reports the news objectively. The only major news network that meets Trump`s expectations (fawning coverage) is the Fox News Network, and he watches the “fair and balanced” cable station religiously.

CNN made the cardinal sin of reporting the truth about the Trump`s penchant for lying and obfuscation, and he doesn`t miss an opportunity to belittle the well-respected news organization.

Last week Trump retweeted a video of himself pummeling a man whose face was superimposed by the CNN logo, apparently Junior wasn`t pleased with the ferocity of the backlash, so he tweeted an even more offensive video.

The video that Trump Jr. shared is ridiculous, I can imagine Donald Trump piloting a yacht, a hot air balloon and even a blimp, but Trump as a Top Gun pilot? Are you freaking kidding me?

If a military jet pilot of any country saw the orange-faced freak flying a military plane, he would blast it out of the sky, thinking it was an extraterrestrial freak from Uranus.

https://news.vice.com/story/don-trump-jr-tweeted-video-of-president-trump-as-top-gun-pilot

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