North Korea’s Missile Shaped Skyscrapers

North Korea a dystopian and impoverished country of twenty-four million inhabitants supports a military of more than 1 million soldiers. In comparison the United States with a population of 230 million has 1.29 million active-duty troops.

The Hermit Kingdom does not need such a vast army, nor does it need to spend 30% of its GDP annually on military expenditures, including nuclear weapons.

North Korea has a military-first political ideology, which means that military spending comes before feeding its starving masses, health care, infrastructure, and everything else.

North Korea does not need a million-soldier army, or nuclear weapons, none of the countries that border it, China, Russia, and South Korea pose any threat. Who would want to invade and occupy a failed nation with a starving population, no infrastructure and no oil or any other natural resources?

North Korea’s huge army and nuclear arsenal are not primarily to deter any outside threat, but to discourage its citizens from overthrowing its dictator, Kim Jong Un. Its nuclear intercontinental missiles also discourage the United States from meddling in its affairs.

Kim Jong-un’s iconic missile shaped skyscrapers dominate the skyline of North Korea’s capital, Pyongyang. They are symbolic of the failed dictatorship, residents of the towers can only use its elevators when there’s electricity, which, due to the nation’s faltering electrical grid, is for three hours in the evening. Imagine thousands of the residents trying to use the elevators at the same time, that pretty much sums up life in North Korea.

Is Kim Jong-un a Vegetable? Let’s Hope So!

Kim Jong Un’s health appears could be more serious than initially believed, according to reports.

Japanese magazine Shukan Gendai reported that Kim collapsed during a visit to a rural area in April. Kim reportedly required a stent procedure following the incident.

Shukan Gendai subsequently detailed how the surgeon in charge of Kim’s operation was not used to dealing with obese patients and was too nervous during the operation, leading to delays that left Kim in a ‘vegetative state.’

Fox News

North Korea is called the “Hermit Kingdom” for good reason, it’s almost impossible for outsiders to know what’s going on in the secretive country.

At first reports indicated that the Dear Leader was gravely ill following heart surgery, and now according to this Fox News article Kim is in a vegetative state after he collapsed during a visit to a rural area which required a stent procedure. You might as well read a pig’s entrails to try to discern the medical condition of the bloated dictator.

Reports indicated the surgeon in charge of Kim’s operation was not used to dealing with grotesquely obese patients and was too nervous during the operation which may have led to the dictator being rendered in a vegetative state. True the doctor may have been nervous because he didn’t have any experience operating on a whale, but I reckon the real reason he was so nervous is that he knew he would likely be killed if he botched the procedure.

Our world has been turned upside down because of the coronavirus pandemic and well can all use some good news. Kim has ordered hundred of thousands of his fellow countrymen to be killed, tortured and maimed; it would be poetic justice if he’s a vegetable.

Little Kim is a giant pile of steaming hot shit, and the doctors shouldn’t wait until he’s pronounced dead; he should be put through a meat grinder and his remains used as fertilizer.

Donald Trump Considering Designating North Korea as State Sponsor of Terrorism

“The United States will determine very soon whether to designate North Korea a state sponsor of terror, a senior administration official said on Sunday.

`The administration and Secretary (of State Rex) Tillerson and others in the administration are looking very closely right now whether to designate North Korea a state sponsor of terror,` the official said.”

CNN

The North Korean dictator`s brutal regime instills terror and slavish obedience from his countrymen.

North Korea`s Dear Leader Kim Jong-un`s bombastic rhetoric and his reckless pursuit of becoming a nuclear superpower instills terror worldwide.

But North Korea isn`t a state sponsor of terror, the totalitarian state doesn`t lend moral or financial support to any international terrorist organization.

Little Kim`s sole focus is to terrorize his citizens so they won`t even think about staging a revolution.

I`m sorry but orchestrating the plot to kill his half-brother with a lethal VX nerve agent doesn`t qualify North Korea as a state sponsor of terrorism.

If Trump designates North Korea as a state sponsor of terror, the designation will lose all meaning.

If Trump makes the designation during his Asia trip, it will only cement his reputation as a fuc*ing moron, and the Asian leaders won`t take him seriously.

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Trump May Visit DMZ! Who’s Behind This Plan Mike Pence?

“U.S. President Donald Trump may travel to the heavily fortified demilitarized zone (DMZ) separating North and South Korea when he visits South Korea next month, the South`s Yonhap news agency said on Tuesday, citing a defense source.

The White House sent an advance team of working-level officials in late September to check candidate sites for Trump`s “special activity” in South Korea, the source was quoted as saying.

A trip to the DMZ, following in the footsteps of his predecessor, Barack Obama, and Vice President Mike Pence, would bring Trump within yards of North Korean soldiers, who stand eyeball to eyeball with their South Korean enemies, and likely be regarded by the North as highly provocative.”

Reuters

I wonder if Vice President Mike Pence is behind the plan to have President Donald Trump travel to the DMZ, he strikes me as an ambitious politician who is itching to be in charge.

Having Trump visit the DMZ within shooting distance of North Korean soldiers strikes me as dangerous as scheduling him to speak at an antifa rally.

How can the North Korean soldiers be expected to refrain themselves from shooting the buffoon who`s always ridiculing their Dear Leader?

As much as I want to see Trump dead, I hope to God cooler heads prevail and he doesn`t visit the DMZ. I want Trump dispatched to hell, but not if it means World War III.

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https://www.reuters.com/article/us-northkorea-missiles-trump/trump-may-visit-dmz-between-north-and-south-korea-yonhap-idUSKBN1CF1Z6

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Rocket Man Vs The Dotard! Who Are You Rooting For?

Donald Trump has been called every name in the book, his willful ignorance, depraved profanity and epic narcissism is enough to make even a nun call him anything but a child of God.

When President Donald Trump gave an an address at the United Nations (The Mecca of diplomacy) on September 19, 2017 he referred to North Korea`s regime as a “band of criminals” and he called Kim Jong-un a “Rocket Man on a suicide mission.”

Trump`s speech at the United Nations is the equivalent of a sex worker giving a lecture at Notre Dame University where she blasts the school`s administration as “hypocritical and puritanical a**holes who need to get their heads out of the pope`s ass, realize it`s the 21st century, and allow escorts to ply their ancient trade in their university.”

Leave it to North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un (no stranger to fiery rhetoric), to come back with the perfect rejoinder:

I will surely and definitely tame the mentally deranged U.S. dotard with fire.

The Oxford Dictionary definition:

An old person, especially one who has become weak or senile.

The Urban Dictionary definition:

When you are in the midst of your dotage meaning that you are in the midst of your mental decline. i.e. you`re in the process of becoming a fuc*ing idiot.

I admit I didn`t know the definition of “dotard,” but it`s a perfect description of Trump. It`s similar to “retard,” but not as politically-incorrect.

Kim Jong-un is the Dear Leader of a communist hellhole, but most of us are hoping and praying that he will indeed tame the mentally deranged dotard with fire.

Maybe North Korea`s military technology is more advanced than we ever suspected, and they are capable of launching a tiny projectile, no longer than Trump`s penis, and target the freaking dotard.

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In a Sane World Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un Would Settle Things in a Death Match

I always feared that if nuclear war broke out it was because a hyper-nationalist Russian Federation overreached and invaded one of the Baltic States, drawing NATO into the conflict which escalates into a nuclear conflagration.

Another likely scenario: The People`s Republic of China invades the island republic of Taiwan, and the United States is forced to defend Taiwan under the Sino-American Mutual Defense Treaty and soon there are mushroom clouds over Beijing and Washington.

And there`s always the possibility that Israel`s archenemy Iran will miscalculate and attack Israel with swarms of missiles and the Jewish nation will have no choice but to respond with nuclear bombs.

But I never dreamed that a nuclear holocaust would be unleashed because the President of the United States and the Dear Leader of North Korea
engaged in a pissing contest, exchanging apocalyptic broadsides culminating in a nuclear winter.

American presidents from George H.W. Bush to Barack Obama didn`t overreact when Kim Jung-un`s grandfather and father hurled bombastic threats, they were confident as leader of the free world and didn`t see a need to match the inflammatory rhetoric of a 3rd world tinpot dictator.

It`s too bad a naked Donald Trump and Kim Jung-un can`t settle their differences in a death cage death match, and not endanger the lives of millions of people.

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Kim Jong-un Sashays Over Donald Trump’s Red Line! Now What?

Rule Number 1 for surviving in cold and cruel world: Never (ever) make a threat that you aren`t able and willing to carry out.

If I yell at my next-door neighbor “If you blast your redneck music again tonight when I`m trying to sleep I`m going to knock the crap out of you,” and then he plays “All My Rowdy Friends Are Coming Over Tonight” at full volume on an endless loop that same night, and I`m too afraid to confront him, my fate has been sealed, I will never again enjoy a good night`s sleep.

Which brings us to the Blowhard-in-Chief Donald Trump, he warned Pyongyang it would face “power, the likes of which this world has never seen before” if the renegade state continued to threaten the United States.

Keep in mind that everybody knows how Kim Jong-un rolls, almost every day for the last six years he has issued an apocalyptic warning directed at America.

Sure enough within an hour after Trump delivered his fire and brimstone warning the pudgy dictator threatened to launch missiles at Guam. Lil` Kim is basically saying: Now What?

In 2013 President Barack Obama warned that if Syrian President Bashar Hafez al-Assad used chemical weapons against his own people it would trigger an American military response. But when the inevitable happened, Obama failed to keep his promise, and Trump has never let him forget it.

There is no quicker way for an American president to lose favor with the American public and credibility with the international community than by drawing a line in the sand, and then failing to act.

Kim Jong-un sashayed over Trump`s red line, and the only “fire and fury” is emanating from the Orange Buffoon`s arse as he farts away in frustration.

Nobody will believe Trump`s future warnings, he has succeeded in making the likelihood that the Korean crisis will go nuclear so much higher.

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Pic of Kim Jong-un’s Face Featured on $80 Male Romper

“An online retailer is offering a male romper featuring a close-up photo of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un`s face.

The bizarre garment for sale by Getonfleek clothing is covered entirely with a print showing the eyes, nose and mouth of a smiling Kim.

“Our Kim Jong Un Romper for men is the perfect all over print mens romper, made with premium double sided sublimation,” the item description states.”

UPI

The male romper is the most disturbing garment ever conceived and a sign of the end times, when the Antichrist reveals himself you can be sure he will be clad in a romper.

If romper-clad hipsters moved in next door, I would set their house on fire. I will simply not allow my neighborhood to go to hell in a handbasket.

A male romper featuring a giant close-up image of Kim Jong-un`s face is the devil`s handiwork, and the designer should be burned at the stake.

The unique romper is on sale online for $79.99, only a twisted wanker would buy such a perverted outfit.

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George Takei: Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un Two Sides of Same Coin

“Liberal actor and activist George Takei believes that President Donald Trump and North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-un are two sides of the same coin.

`Understand that the rest of the world puts both Kim Jong-un and Donald J. Trump into the same unbalanced, nuclear-armed state leader basket,` Takei wrote Friday.”

Western Journalism

Physically and temperamentally American President Donald Trump and North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-un are very similar.

Physically Jong-un and Trump both have distinctive hairstyles, and they both weigh as much as a baby hippo.

They share the same personality traits: Arrogance, a short-temper, and a penchant for exaggeration. They both compensate for their physical shortcomings by engaging in saber rattling.

Granted Trump doesn`t shoot his political enemies with an anti-aircraft gun or send them to prison, but that`s only because Trump is constrained by our democratic system.

If America was a dictatorship instead of a republic Trump would cut off the hands of comics who mocked his tiny hands, and he would jail his political opponents.

Takei is spot on, the international community puts the Orange Menace and Lil` Kim in the same deplorable basket.

Who knows which egomaniac will trigger World War III, Trump or Jong-un.

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http://www.westernjournalism.com/george-takei-compares-donald-trump-kim-jong-un/

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Donald Trump Plays Golf With the World at the Edge of Armageddon

This Saturday marks the 105th anniversary of the birth of Kim Il-sung, `eternal president` of North Korea, and grandfather of Kim Jong-un. The more ineffectual the dictator the more grandiose his title, the Dear Leader just might ignite World War III.

The portly dictator has promised a big surprise for the “Day of the Sun,” which will most likely be another nuclear denotation. The chubby tyrant doesn`t have many tricks up his sleeves; it`s either firing a missile or detonating a nuclear bomb.

President Trump responded by dispatching the fearsome strike group led by the flagship U.S.S. Carl Vinson to North Korea.

Kim Jong-un in his usual inflammatory language is warning of thermonuclear conflagration, and China has positioned millions of troops near the border with North Korea.

With the world at the edge of Armageddon, Trump arrived for another weekend at his Florida resort on Thursday, sans the usual entourage of top aides who have accompanied him in the past.

Nero played the fiddle while Rome burned, and evidently Trump will play golf while the world burns.

Aides from the National Security Council may be accompanying Trump to his resort, but the image of Trump golfing during his crisis makes him look feckless and out of touch.

I wish Jong-un would drop the Mother of All Bombs on Mar a Lago, Trump`s vacations at his Southern White House are costing the American taxpayers a fortune.

At this critical juncture Trump needs to be at the Situation Room in the White House, where his aides can tell the neophyte politician how to properly and cautiously respond to North Korea`s provocations.

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Donald Trump Still Tweeting About Hillary Clinton! Get Over It! You Won!

“President Donald Trump will meet this week meet with Egypt`s President Abel Fattah el-Sisi, Jordan`s King Abdullah, and China`s President Xi Jinping. This morning, Trump did not kick off the week with tweets about any of these meetings. Nor did Trump tweet about this week`s confirmation hearing for his Supreme Court nominee Neil Gorsuch.”

Deadline.Com

The Leader of the Free World has three critical meetings with foreign leaders this week. Trump is scheduled to meet with our two most reliable Arab allies in the Middle East, we need the assistance of the Egyptian president and the Jordanian king in dealing with the intractable issues of the Palestinian/Israeli conflict and ISIS.

China is the only country in the world that has leverage over North Korea, it`s imperative that our commander-in-chief cultivate a relationship with China`s President Xi Jinping.

If the world plunges into a Nuclear Armageddon, the conflagration is going to start in the Middle East or the Korean peninsula, this week Trump should focus on these two international hot spots.

Instead of posting statements about his forthcoming meetings with these world leaders, Trump posted this tweet about Hillary Clinton:

Did Hillary Clinton ever apologize for receiving the answers to the debate? Just asking!

Nobody else is asking. You won the election, it`s high time to move on and start acting like a president.

Hillary is the worst presidential candidate in history and Trump is the worst president in history. The only way that Trump can even dream of achieving mediocrity president is by forgetting Hillary, and focusing on the job at hand.

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http://deadline.com/2017/04/donald-trump-tweet-hillary-clinton-1202059096/

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