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Joe Biden Please Stop Riding Your Bike

“He may have sponsored a grandiose U.S. bicycle race in the 1980s but President Donald Trump isn’t likely to be seen on a bicycle any time soon, he pointed out on August 21. And that’s despite Fox News showing a clearly virile and fit Joe Biden riding his bicycle near a reporter earlier in the month:

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It was a risky move for Joe Biden to ride a bicycle, a septuagenarian’s bones are very brittle, if he fell more than his pride would be injured. An old codger like Biden riding a bike wearing a bike helmet looks more ridiculous than Mike Dukakis riding a tank wearing a combat helmet. At least Biden wasn’t wearing Lycra bike shorts, that would have been the end of his presidential campaign.

I understand Trump’s reluctance to ride a bike, a hippo riding a bike is a spectacle that belongs in a circus. Trump’s bones are as brittle as Biden’s, and if he tumbled the pain of broken bones would make him forget all about his bone spurs.

Biden should keep in mind that John Kerry, who won the Democratic nomination for president in 2004, hit a curb and fractured his femur in 2015 while riding a bike, when he was 71.

Septuagenarians have no business riding bicycles, and come to think of it, they are too freaking old and have no business running for president.

Biden’s security detail should install training wheels on his bicycle, or better yet, they should buy him a Hoveround. We can’t risk Biden taking a tumble while riding a bike, and having to withdraw from presidential race; America can’t survive another four years of the corruption and ineptitude of the Trump administration.

Evangelical Cuckold Jerry Falwell Jr. Resigns as President of Liberty University

Giancarlo Granda, the most famous pool boy in the history of sex scandals, and erstwhile business partner of Jerry Falwell Jr. has come forward to say he had a years-long sexual relationship with Falwell’s wife and the evangelical leader.

Granda was only 20 and working as a pool attendant at the Fontainebleau Miami Beach hotel in 2021 when he met Jerry and Becki Falwell. Almost immediately the handsome young pool boy started a sexual relationship with Becki Falwell while Jerry Falwell looked on. Jerry has seen his wife’s WAP hundreds of times, it’s fair to conclude that his eyes were fixated on the pool boy’s package and not his wife’s goodies.

What people do in their bedrooms, pools or hotel rooms is their business, as long as both parties are consenting adults. If Falwell wasn’t the president of the largest evangelical university in the country, I would say, “dude, whatever floats your boat.”

But Falwell is the president and chancellor of Liberty University an evangelical school where students aren’t allowed to attend R-rated movies, go to dances and where pre-marital sex and same-sex is absolutely prohibited. The hypocrisy boggles the mind, unfortunately Falwell’s hypocrisy is representative of the white evangelicals who support Donald Trump.

Falwell was the first prominent evangelical leader to support Trump’s presidential campaign in 2015, and he spoke at the 2016 Republican National Convention (RNC). Needless to say, the good Reverend won’t be speaking at this year’s RNC, but he might find a speaking slot at the annual pornographic literature convention.

Granda’s email and text messages evidence of his sexual relationship with Becki Falwell is so overwhelming, that the most famous evangelical cuckold was forced to admit that the pool boy is telling the truth. However, he denied that he watched while Granda made his wife scream, “Oh Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.”

Falwell has resigned his position as president and chancellor of Liberty University; however he has a promising career in the pornographic movie industry. I hear that the cuckold pornographic genre is very popular,especially among white evangelicals.

I Will Vote for Senile but Compassionate Biden Over Senile but Cruel Old Racist Trump

Joe Biden is as old AF; he is 77 and will be 78 on inauguration day in January. The incumbent was 70 in January 2017 and is now 74.

The fact that the two men running for presidents are septuagenarians in obvious mental decline is an indictment of our democratic process. Any presidential candidate who will turn 65 or older on inauguration day should be prohibited from running.

The presidency of the United States is the most physical and mentally demanding job in the world, and anyone with two brain cells to rub together will acknowledge that both presidential candidates belong in a rest home and not the White House.

Biden has repeatedly challenged Trump to a pushup contest, and both men have threatened to beat each other up. This kind of spectacle belongs in a nursing home and not in a presidential race.

Biden was asked in a recent TV interview if he was “leaving open the possibility you’ll serve eight years if elected”, and he answered, “Absolutely.”

Biden’s answer is all the proof we need that he’s suffering from senility, he shows signs of cognitive decline and he looks as fit as a skeleton.

Trump has faced questions about his own health and mental ability, and in his case his lack of mental acuity is compound by his lack of morals, conscience and empathy.

The choice is clear as crystal: A senile but compassionate gentleman, beats the hell out of a senile old racist with a heart of stone.

I Hate Trump and White Evangelical Christians

“The Democrats took the word GOD out of the Pledge of Allegiance at the Democrat National Convention. At first I thought they made a mistake, but it wasn’t. It was done on purpose. Remember Evangelical Christians, and ALL, this is where they are coming from-it’s done. Vote Nov 3!”

Donald Trump Tweet

“President Trump’s claim that the Democratic National Convention omitted the phrase ‘under God’ from the Pledge of Allegiance is misleading, according to Associated Press, Snopes, PolitiFact and Lead Stories. While the phrase was omitted from at least two recitations of the Pledge of Allegiance at individual caucus meetings during the DNC, the phrase was included during every recitation of the pledge before each night’s events.”

CNN

This is a typical Trump tweet, in that he lied outrageously and pandered to white evangelicals.

According to the Associated Press, Snopes, PolitiFact, CNN and every other news outlet, and not to mention the millions who saw the Democratic National Convention, the phrase “Under God” was not omitted from the recitations of the Pledge of Allegiance.

Although as a constitutional purist and strong believer in the separation of church and state, I wish it would have been omitted. Our democracy would be on a stronger footing if there weren’t so many hypocritical evangelical politicians invoking the name of God while they enact laws that benefit the wealthy and powerful, and harm the poor and disenfranchised.

In his toxic tweet Trump makes an explicit appeal for the votes of evangelical Christians, and the fact that he lied about the Democrats removing the phrase “Under God” from the pledge of allegiance, won’t diminish the love that they have for their false messiah. After all Trump has lied thousands of times during his tenure, and evangelicals consider his pathological deceit a charming and adorable quirk.

Trump can tell thousands of lies, cage undocumented children in cages, hold the Bible upside down in a photo-op and even kill someone in broad daylight on 5th avenue, and white evangelicals will still consider him the Second Coming of Christ.

White evangelicals are so obsessed with abortion and homosexuality that they are willfully blind to the sins of their sociopath messiah. Evangelicals have given Trump a dispensation to break the Ten Commandments every day, and twice on Sunday, as long as he continues to appoint pro-life judges and discriminate against gays and lesbians.

Remember evangelical Christians, indeed. For the love of God, I beseech voters to remember the godawful and loathsome evangelical Christians and their amoral false messiah. End the threat to true Christianity and democracy and kick Trump and his evangelical enablers to the curb this November.

Joe Biden’s Speech at the Democratic National Convention Beats Expectations

Joe Biden is a decent human being, and a moderate Democrat with decades of experience in the political realm. A plagiarism scandal derailed a previous presidential run, but other than that there are no skeletons in his closet.

The only opening that Trump sees is Biden’s advanced age, and so the 74-year-old Trump has been painting the 77-year-old Biden as a senile old man who can’t complete a speech without uttering a series of gaffes.

Truth be told, both men seem to be suffering from mental decline, the most glaring difference is that the senile and evil Trump may nuke North Korea while the worst thing the senile but good-natured Biden may do is smother his hot dog with Vaseline instead of mustard.

Trump’s strategy of systematically lowering expectations for Biden backfired when he performed far better than anticipated when he delivered his speech at the Democratic National Convention Thursday night.

Biden had a very low bar to meet, he didn’t stutter, drool, or take off his dentures to readjust them in the middle of his speech. Unlike Trump he kept to his script, and delivered it in a calming and reassuring tone.

Even Fox News anchors and analysts had to grudgingly admit that Biden exceeded expectations. Biden’s ability to read from a teleprompter without flubbing a line doesn’t bode well for Trump, Sleepy Joe or Slow Joe is going to beat him to the finish line come November 3.

Fox News’ Racist Brit Hume Preferred ‘Likable’ Jill Biden Over ‘Angry’ Michelle Obama

“I think this speech tonight by Jill Biden was tremendously effective in the sense that it didn’t have a hard, angry edge that we heard last night to a considerable extent from Michelle Obama,” Fox News’ senior political analyst said shortly after the event had wrapped up.“

Fox News reporter Brit Hume

Former First Lady Michelle Obama’s Democratic National Convention Keynote address was almost universally praised, even Fox News analysts and reporters whose default mode is to criticize any Democrat had nice things to say about her.

The only reporter who struck a discordant note was Fox News reporter Brit Hume, and he probably would have lambasted Abraham Lincoln ‘s Gettysburg Address, if only the Great Emancipator had been a Democrat.

Obama chided Donald Trump for his failures directly, while Biden focused more on her husband’s empathy, experience and wisdom. But the tone of their speeches was not markedly different, they both came across as pleasant and intelligent women.

Obama did not have a hard and angry edge, even though she had every right to be angry at Trump who never misses an opportunity to degrade and diminish her husband.

Hume characterized Jill Biden as “very likeable” in contrast to Obama whom he accused of having a “hard and angry edge.”

Britt Hume is the most unlikable reporter in the Fox News family of angry racist jerks. The sourpuss always looks like he’s sucking on sour ball candy, and I don’t think there’s anyone in the world who would characterize him as “likable.”

It’s axiomatic that Hume is unlikable, but he’s also blatantly racist. Like any racist worth his salt he deems angry any black woman who is confident, articulate and independent.

Hume can go suck on a sour ball and keep his racist opinion to himself.

Michelle Obama: ‘Donald Trump is Clearly in Over His Head’

“Let me be as honest and clear as I possibly can, Donald Trump is the wrong president for our country. He has had more than enough time to prove that he can do the job, but he is clearly in over his head. He cannot meet this moment, he simply cannot be who we need him to be for us. It is what it is.”

Michelle Obama

Joe Biden has the charisma of a concert audio technician, while former First Lady Michelle Obama is a rock star. Biden wanted to put as much distance between his acceptance speech on Thursday and Obama’s keynote address that was delivered last night.

Obama didn’t hype Biden as a revolutionary or a visionary leader who comes around once in a generation, she simply lauded him as a “profoundly decent man.” Indeed, compared to the short-fingered vulgarian the former vice president is a Gandhi.

After four years of the ineptitude, corruption and amorality of the Trump administration, we need a profoundly decent man who has the experience and wisdom to restore America’s greatness and moral authority.

Obama is spot on: Donald Trump is the wrong president for our country. He is clearly in over his dead. He is intellectually and morally in over his head. Trump would be in over his head as president of a Neil Diamond fan club.

In politics and in life it’s imperative that we learn from our mistakes and that we make do with the hand that life deals us. We made a horrible mistake electing Trump president of the United States, and we must make do with what we have and elect the boring but decent Biden president.

Ben Carson and Mike Lindell, the MyPillow Guy, Hawk Oleandrin as Cure for COVID-19

“President Donald Trump is eyeing another unproven coronavirus ‘cure,’ at the recommendation of Housing and Urban Development Sec. Ben Carson, Axios reported Sunday.

Oleandrin — a botanical extract from the oleander plant — was suggested to the president by Carson in a meeting in the Oval Office in July, according to the Axios report.

MyPillow founder and CEO Mike Lindell, who’s known to be well-connected with the president, also expressed support for the experimental extract. Lindell also has a financial stake in the company developing the oleandrin product, Phoenix Biotechnology.”

BusinessInsider.Com

The stable genius has diminished the authority and visibility of the scientists on his White House Coronavirus Task Force; he considers himself the expert on every subject under the sun, including infectious diseases.

Unfortunately, Trump doesn’t have the wisdom, experience or gravitas of a medical expert like Dr. Anthony Fauci, but he does have a big mouth and he isn’t afraid to pontificate on medical matters.

Trump’s base looks upon his as the Great Physician Jesus Christ and they will follow his medical advice, regardless how ridiculous or dangerous it may be to follow.

But the vast majority of Americans consider Trump a snake oil salesman, who hawks bleach, hydroxychloroquine, and now Oleandrin as miracle cures for COVID-19.

The oleander plant blooms in summer in white, yellow, peach, salmon, pink or red; it’s a beautiful plant but one of the most poisonous in the world. The plant is extremely toxic and a single leaf can kill an adult.

There is no evidence that Oleandrin, a botanical extract from the oleander plant, cures warts, impotence, male pattern baldness or COVID-19.

Having Ben Carson, a brain surgeon who’s no rocket scientist, and the MyPillow guy, who is the epitome of a flimflam artist, to hawk Oleandrin as a cure for COVID-19 isn’t going to convince anyone who hasn’t already OD’d on Kool-Aid.

Donald Trump’s Brother Robert Trump Dies and #wrongtrump Trends on Twitter

“Robert Trump, 71, the younger brother of President Donald Trump, died Saturday at a New York hospital, Donald Trump announced in a statement.

‘It is with heavy heart I share that my wonderful brother, Robert, peacefully passed away tonight. He was not just my brother, he was my best friend. He will be greatly missed, but we will meet again. His memory will live on in my heart forever. Robert, I love you. Rest in peace,’ the President said.”

CNN

The hashtag #wrongtrump has been trending on Twitter since Donald Trump announced that his younger brother, Robert Trump, had died. Trump’s followers who are unfazed by Trump’s racism, homophobia, misogyny and indifference to the over 160,000 Americans who have died from COVID-19 have their panties in a twist over this indelicate hashtag.

To set things in perspective keep in mind that Trump’s older brother was in a hospital dying, when he went to the movies, and yesterday with his younger brother Robert dying in a hospital, Trump played golf.

Trump is a sociopath; he is incapable of empathy or caring about the welfare of anyone other than himself. To fit into polite society sociopaths fake empathy, so they won’t be recognized as the soulless monsters they are.

Trump is such an arrogant sociopath that he does only the bare minimum to pretend that he cared about his brother. If Trump has so little concern for his brothers, why should we extend our condolences to the sociopath-in-chief?

Anybody who isn’t a member of Trump’s cult wishes that the Grim Reaper had come calling for Donald and not his younger brother Robert.

I’m going to do my part to keep the hashtag #wrongtrump alive until Donald Trump is dead.

Herman Cain Tweets From Beyond the Grave to Attack Joe Biden and Kamala Harris

“Although former GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain died from coronavirus in July, his Twitter account issued two posthumous attacks on Joe Biden and his running mate, Kamala Harris, on Wednesday and Thursday, appearing to make good on the Cain family’s vow to use his platforms ‘to share the information and ideas he believed in.’”

Forbes.Com

The Cain family is beneath contempt, they are using their dead daddy’s (Our Uncle Tom) Twitter account to attack Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.

Herman Cain shucked and jived, tap danced and performed all sorts of coonery and buffoonery in service of his Massa Donald Trump. But the Cain family and the political operatives who are managing his Twitter feed to send out zombie tweets just won’t let the devil rest in peace.

If Herman Cain could speak from beyond the grave, he’d probably tweet something like this:

I didn’t wear a mask when I attended the Tulsa MAGA rally because I didn’t want to offend Trump; I caught the virus and I am now burning in hell for my sins. Don’t be like me: wear a mask, don’t vote for Trump and don’t be an Uncle Tom.

It’s a nightmare seeing a posthumous Herman Cain tweet, but imagine how horrible it would be to see Trump tweet from beyond the grave. With a demon ramming hot coal up his ass, Trump’s tweets from hell would be even more toxic than they are now, if that’s possible.

Ari Fleischer: ‘Kamala Harris Just Not That Historically Exciting to African Americans’

Senator Kamala Harris the presumptive Democratic vice-presidential nominee is the first African American and first Asian American to be chosen as the running mate of a major party’s presidential candidate.

Sen. Harris is eminently qualified to serve as vice-president and she’s ready to be president from day one if anything, God forbid, should happen to Joe Biden. She has a distinguished resume: District Attorney of San Francisco, Attorney General of California and the United States Senator from the Golden State.

Republicans are having a hard time finding a line of attack against Harris, witness Ari Fleischer’s feeble attempt to tarnish her:

“She’s just not that historically exciting to African Americans, she certainly wasn’t during the primary.”

Fleisher served as White House Press Secretary for former president George W. Bush, and he’s currently a fluffer for Donald Trump and a paid talking head for Fox News.

Fleischer has the charisma of a wilted head of cabbage and his white bread commentary will induce even an insomniac to sleep. Fleisher isn’t exciting to African Americans, Jewish Americans or any sentient being for that matter. The only exciting thing about Fleischer is wondering if he takes off his glass eye when he sleeps.

STFU Fleischer! Kamala Harris is a hell of a lot more exciting than Trump’s running mate Mike Pence. I’m sick to death of that evangelical freak who calls his wife “Mother” and his boss “Daddy.”

The Infamous Pic of Jerry Falwell Jr With Pants Unzipped is a Perfect Representation of White Evangelicals

“Jerry Falwell Jr. posted and then quickly deleted a strange vacation photo, leaving some to question what was actually going on.

The photo, captured by Relevant Magazine, shows the Liberty University president on a yacht with his pants undone and his shirt hiked up. Next to him stands a young woman identified as a “friend” whose pants are similarly unzipped and Falwell was holding up her shirt to expose her abdomen. In his hand was a glass of dark liquid.

‘I promise that’s just black water in my glass. It was a prop only,’ the caption reads.”

The Raw Story

The famous 1930 painting by Grant Wood, American Gothic, depicts a farmer standing beside his daughter, their rigid postures and stern expressions could have represented how evangelicals were perceived in previous decades.

The now infamous Instagram photo of the married Jerry Falwell Jr. with his pants unbuckled embracing a young woman who’s not his wife whose short shorts are similarly unzipped represents white evangelical Christianity in the 21st century.

Evangelicals claim to believe in family values, God and country and they denounce and demonize Hollywood values, godless liberals and gays and lesbians. But the reality is that the pic of the inebriated Falwell is a faithful representation of white evangelicals. Indeed, the Bible Belt states are the biggest consumers of pornography, and I suspect that many evangelicals pleasured themselves while ogling the image of the hot young girl with her short shorts unzipped standing next to the distinguished president of the country’s largest evangelical university.

White evangelicals have shown their true colors, they have embraced Donald Trump, the thrice married chronic adulterer who bragged how he likes to grab women by the pussy. They not only support Trump, but they treat the short-fingered vulgarian as the Second Coming of Jesus Christ.

White evangelicalism is a political movement disguised as a religious movement, and the racism, xenophobia, misogyny, and homophobia of Trump is more important to them than Biblical principles.

The next time a white evangelical brandishing a huge King James Bible preaches Jesus to you, just remember that the amoral Trump is the one they really worship.

Trump Claims ‘1917’ Spanish Flu Ended World War II, Which Began in 1939

During a press briefing on Monday, President Donald Trump claimed that in 1917 the Spanish flu probably ended the Second World War.

I suspect Trump suffers from dementia, but I’m certain he suffers from permanent brain freeze.

How preposterous was Trump’s statement, let’s count the ways:

The Spanish flu began in the summer of 1918, not 1917. During the coronavirus pandemic Trump has repeatedly stated that the Spanish flu began in 1917, and I assume that his aides gingerly corrected him in private. Trump, who is no history major, probably made an honest mistake the first time he referred to the “1917 pandemic”, but he is loath to admit a mistake and keeps claiming that the Spanish flu began in 2017. The stable genius can keep repeating a lie a thousand times, and he can even issue an executive order, but history books won’t change the start time of the Spanish flu to 1917.

The stable genius probably meant to refer to World War I, the final months of which overlapped with the spread of the flu.

World War I ended when Germany’s allies realized that it was impossible to win the war, and one by one they withdrew from the global conflict leaving Germany to fight alone. Germany finally signed an armistice, not quite a surrender, but an agreement to stop the fighting. World War I ended with a whimper, not a bang, and certainly not because of the Spanish flu.

If Trump isn’t fired by the American public this November, his incompetence and ignorance might lead to World War III, and the end of human history.

Trump’s Reaction to Staggering Coronavirus Death Toll: ‘It Is What It Is’

President Donald Trump cavalierly said the United States’ staggering death toll from the coronavirus “is what it is” in his disastrous interview with Jonathan Swan.

The reason Trump’s interview with Swan was a disaster of biblical proportions is simply because the Axios reporter didn’t allow the liar-in-chief to get away with nonsensical statements and outlandish lies. Any interviewer worth his salt must be prepared to fact check the president in real time and not allow him to dodge a question by going off on a stream-of-consciousness diatribe that bears no relation to the question.

“Is what it is” perfectly captures Trump’s dark soul, he has no empathy for the millions of Americans infected with the coronavirus and for the thousands of families who have buried victims from the disease.

Most sociopaths at least fake empathy in order to blend in with polite society, but Trump is so confident that his base will vote for him even if he acts like a soulless monster, that he doesn’t even make the effort to fake empathy.

“Is what it is” also exposes Trump’s ignorance of the coronavirus, how it spreads and how it can be contained. The stable genius just shrugs in surrender, and utters “It is what it is.” Trump is totally unqualified intellectually, morally and spiritually to deal with a pandemic that has destroyed our economy and killed tens of thousands of Americans.

I imagine the Biden campaign is already producing commercials with the tagline: Is what it is. When Trump loses in a landslide, I imagine there will be millions exclaiming: Oh Well, It is what it is!

Trump Brags (Lies) About Attracting Huge Crowds in Coronavirus Epicenters

My visits last week to Texas and Frorida had massive numbers of cheering people gathered along the roads and highways, thousands and thousands, even bigger (by far) than the crowds of 2016. Saw no Biden supporters, and yet some in the Fake News said it was an equal number. Sad!

Donald Trump tweet

This is a typical Trump tweet in that it contains typos, lies, and an obsession with numbers.

You’d think the stable genius wouldn’t misspell “Florida” a swing state that he desperately needs to win.

It’s a blatant lie that there were massive numbers of cheering people gathered along the roads and highways when he visited Texas and Florida. Last week Trump held a campaign rally in Tampa, Florida that had a disappointing turnout. After the Tulsa debacle, Trump should realize that in a pandemic his supporters, many of whom are senior citizens, aren’t going to show up for his rallies in the same numbers as in 2016.

Trump shouldn’t be bragging, or should is say lying, about his campaign stops in Texas and Florida attracting massive numbers of cheering people. These two states have set new records for coronavirus deaths over the past few days, if anything he should be encouraging the residents of these two states to avoid crowds.

Trump points out that he saw no Biden supporters, which begs the question: why the holy hell would Biden supporters show up at a MAGA rally?

This tweet just emphasizes the fact that Trump is a demented lying piece of shit, and it’s high time to kick him to the curb.

For The First Time In Its History ‘O, The Oprah Winfrey Magazine’ Won’t Feature Her On The Cover

Oprah Winfrey is a Horatio Alger success story on steroids, born in abject poverty in rural Mississippi she became the richest African American of the 20th century and the first black multi-billionaire.

Her success extended far beyond her incredible financial wealth, she has been one of the most influential women in the world for decades and she’s the greatest black philanthropist in American history.

Oprah has shared her wealth but she has been loath to share the spotlight with anyone, her media empire is a cult of personality dedicated to spreading the splendor of Oprah.

Oprah launched O, The Oprah Winfrey Magazine (Yes, that’s the official title) in 2000, and she has appeared on every damn cover.

In July 2020, Oprah announced that O Magazine will end its regular print publications after the December 2020 issue. On the upcoming September 2020, for the first time the cover won’t feature another photoshopped image of Oprah, instead readers will see a digital artist’s rendering of the Breonna Taylor, a 26-year-old African American EMT who was fatally shot in her home by police executing a no-knock search warrant.

Really Oprah? Too little, to damn late. Instead of feeding your ego you could have featured a black victim of police brutality, a black entrepreneur, or a black civil rights leader every month on the cover of your magazine for the last twenty years.

Racist Trump is Now Saying the Quiet Part Out Loud! Racist Loser!

As President Donald Trump sees his ratings plunge because of his mishandling of the coronavirus pandemic, he’s become more desperate and he’s now saying the quiet part out loud. Dog whistles have turned into clarion calls for white supremacy, and the racist-in-chief is showing his true colors.

When the Trump administration rescinded an Obama-era fair housing rule last week, it justified the move as part and parcel of his campaign to do away with onerous regulations.

On Wednesday Trump said the quiet part out loud on Twitter:

“I am happy to inform all of the people living their Suburban Lifestyle Dream that you will no longer be bothered or financially hurt by having low income housing built in your neighborhood.  Your housing prices will go up based on the market, and crime will go down. I have rescinded the Obama-Biden AFFH Rule. Enjoy!”

This is how Trump’s base of white evangelicals and white supremacists will interpret his tweet:

I am happy in inform all you good white folks who fled the violent cities to live out the American Dream in the safe suburbs that you will no longer be bothered by having low income housing that attract niggers built in your neighborhoods. Your housing prices will not go down because there will be no porch monkeys residing in your neighborhood. Enjoy, this is the perk of having a nationalist as your president.

“The 2015 Affirmatively Furthering Fair Housing rule requires local governments to proactively ensure fair housing in order to receive federal housing funding. It was designed to give more teeth to the Fair Housing Act in combating segregation and was praised by civil rights groups at the time.”

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/07/29/trump-housing-policy-low-income-suburbs-386414

Trump’s racist strategy will not work, suburban white women are turning away from him, as is the rest of America who hasn’t swallowed the Kool-Aid.

Trump Was Bored With the Coronavirus Pandemic Until His Advisers Told Him it Was Hurting ‘Our People’

“President Donald Trump was bored with the pandemic, seeing it — an average of 850 deaths, each day, since February — as a distraction from all of the ‘wins,’ from a new trade deal to a soaring stock market, he wishes he could campaign on instead.

But then senior advisers tried a new approach: they told the president that the coronavirus wasn’t just killing liberals in blue states, but hurting Republicans and could spread in swing states.

‘Our people.’ That’s the term one senior Trump administration official used in an interview with The Washington Post.”

BusinessInsider.Com

Donald Trump thinks in terms of news cycles and viral moments, I’m not surprised he’s bored with a pandemic that lasts months, if not years.

Trump has the attention span of a colicky baby, and it’s almost impossible for his advisers to get him to focus on the existential crisis that is threatening to derail the Trump train.

Trump was tweeting and golfing while the coronavirus pandemic was raging out of control, he was totally unmoved with a daily death count in the hundreds. Trump’s handlers finally got his attention by telling him that the coronavirus wasn’t just killing liberals in blue states, but killing Republicans in red states as well. “Our people” is the term they used to get the attention of the stable genius.

Trump isn’t trying to expand his base to win reelection, he cares only about his people, his base of white nationalists, white evangelicals and uneducated rednecks.

The appeal to “our people” was genius and it worked, for a couple of weeks anyway. The idiot didn’t veer from the pre-scripted remarks in the teleprompter during his coronavirus briefings, and he took only a handful of questions from reporters. Trump even tweeted that wearing a mask was a patriotic responsibility to flatten the curve. (paraphrase)

Trump was back to tomfoolery on Twitter last night, retweeting a video that promotes hydroxychloroquine as a cure for the coronavirus, and disparaging wearing masks in public.

We’re screwed, a leopard never changes his spots, and Trump is going to continue to be fixated on tweeting, counting how many times he flushes the toilet, and watching cable news outlets while the pandemic decimates our country.

Trump Chickens Out, Won’t Throw Out First Pitch at Yankees Game

“After a weekend golfing at his New Jersey course, President Donald J. Trump backtracked on his announcement that he would throw out the first pitch at Yankee Stadium on Aug. 15. Trump cited his focus on the coronavirus pandemic and economy as the reason for his reversal, which came less than 24 hours after Yankees Giancarlo Stanton and Aaron Hicks knelt during the national anthem in support of the Black Lives Matter movement and racial injustice protests going on across the country.

New York Daily News

Donald Trump’s strategy for dealing with the coronavirus pandemic that has infected over four million Americans and killed almost 150,00 is to ignore it and hope that one day it will miraculously disappear.

Trump makes time to golf almost every weekend at one of his golf resorts, and when he’s in the White House most of his time is devoted to executive time: tweeting, watching cable news outlets, and counting how many times he flushes the toilet.

Yet Trump had the chutzpah to say that he won’t be able to throw out the first pitch at Yankee Stadium on August 15 because he’s too busy dealing with the coronavirus pandemic.

Dr. Anthony Fauci’s horrific ceremonial first pitch before the Nationals-Yankees game must be weighing heavy on Trump’s mind. I seriously doubt the morbidly obese president can throw a ball the distance of 60 feet, 6 inches from the pitching mound to home plate.

The good-natured Dr. Fauci laughed off his wild first pitch, but the insecure narcissist Trump would be devastated if screwed up his first pitch and was ridiculed by the press and late-night comics.

The August 15 game will be played without fans in Yankee Stadium, and Trump wouldn’t have to worry about a large crowd booing him unmercifully because of the horrible way he’s managed the pandemic. However, he would certainly not be warmly received by the players, and they might even laugh at him if his throw falls somewhere between the pitching mound and home base.

You made the right move loser, just stay home and don’t tarnish the national pastime with your unwanted presence.

Trump Complains He Has to Flush Toilet a Dozen Times, I’m Not Surprised He’s Full of Crap

“There must be something seriously wrong with the plumbing in the White House or at Mar-a-Lago. For the past few months, Donald Trump has complained about having to flush “toilets 10 times, 15 times, as opposed to once” and showers, faucets, and dishwashers that didn’t work, to the amusement of his audiences and the evening talk shows. Last week, on the White House lawn, he again lambasted showers and dishwashers:

‘So shower heads, you take a shower, the water doesn’t come out. You wanna wash your hands, the water doesn’t come out. So what do you do? You just stand there longer, or you take a shower longer because my hair … I don’t know about you but my hair has to be perfect, perfect.’”

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Nobody should be surprised that the short-fingered vulgarian often resorts to toilet humor to elicit laughter from an audience. The stable genius revels in the mirth produced by his toilet jokes.

Jokes are the funniest when they are based on truth, and Trump is so full of shit that I’m not surprised that he has to flush the toilet multiple times.

With the world going to hell in a handbasket, you’d think Trump would be worried about the economy tanking or the coronavirus surging in dozen of states. But the narcissist-in-chief jokes about what worries him the most: his toilet habits and the state of his hair.

It’s interesting that the stable genius thinks his hairstyle that defies the laws of physics and is an aesthetic nightmare is perfect. That tells you all you need to know about Trump’s relationship with reality.

There are a hundred and one important reasons not to reelect Trump, and way down on the list is that if Biden wins at least we know that he won’t be staring at himself in the mirror all the time, and he won’t need to flush the toilet a dozen times after every bowel movement.

Stable Genius Donald Trump Doesn’t Need Any Medical Experts at His Coronavirus Press Briefings

“Donald Trump gain held a press briefing focused on the coronavirus crisis, and he again went solo: No Vice President Mike Pence, who is leading the White House task force on the pandemic, and no medical experts.

Asked by CNN’s Kaitlin Collins on Wednesday why they were not present, Trump said, ‘They are briefing me. I am meeting them. I just spoke to Dr. Fauci. Dr. Birx is right outside. And they are giving me everything they know as of this point in time and I am giving the information to you, and it seems to be a very concise way of doing it. It seems to be working out very well.”

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Who needs medical experts in a presidential press briefing on the coronavirus pandemic when God has blessed us with a commander-in-chief who dispenses excellent medical advice such as swallowing Clorox as protection against the virus.

Who needs medical experts such as Dr. Fauci, the preeminent expert on infectious diseases, who has a penchant for boring laypersons with his reliance on science, statistics and facts?

Who needs medical experts who are terrified of the coronavirus and too cowardly to appear in public without their foolish and useless masks?

Thank God we have a stable genius in the White House who is unencumbered by science and empirical evidence and soothes a worried electorate by telling us that the coronavirus will soon miraculously disappear.

Thank God our president is a man of the people who doesn’t wear a mask and showers us with his spittle as wise counsel emanates from his sphincter-shaped mouth.

Trump meets with his medical experts before addressing the nation, and rest assured that he listens to their jibber-jaber and then tells us what we really need to know.

It’s working out well, don’t you think?

If Trump Urged His Supporters to Wear a Kotex Pad Over Over Their Mouths to Fight the Coronavirus, They Would Comply

According to Donald Trump real men don’t eat quiche, they don’t put on prophylactics and they don’t don masks.

Dr. Anthony Fauci, the nation’s premier infectious disease expert, and other members of the White House Coronavirus Task Force have repeatedly urged the public to wear masks, but Trump’s fanatical supporters have followed his lead by refusing to wear them.

After months of resistance to facial coverings, Trump on Tuesday urged Americans to wear them to help contain the coronavirus outbreak that’s raging out of control throughout the U.S, including many red states.

“We’re asking everybody that, when you are not able to socially distance, wear a mask,” he said at White House news briefing. “Whether you like the mask or not, they have an impact, they have an effect, and we need everything we can get.”

The pertinent question is how will Trump supporters react to his epiphany, eight months in to a pandemic, that wearing a mask will flatten the curve? After all, not wearing a mask in a grocery store, mall, or restaurant has become an act of loyalty to their false messiah.

I suspect that if Trump follows up his call for Americans to wear a mask in public by wearing them when he makes public appearances that his supporters will follow his example.

If Trump urged Americans to wear a woman’s sanitary pad over their mouths to fight the coronavirus and he wore a Kotex pad emblazoned with the presidential seal over his sphincter-shaped mouth, there would be an army of MAGA heads wearing sanitary pads covering their mouths.

Nancy Pelosi Says Trump May Need to be Fumigated out of the White House

President Donald Trump declined to commit to accepting the election results during his infamous interview with Chris Wallace on Fox News Sunday.

In fact, Trump is already laying down the groundwork for remaining in office if he loses to Joe Biden, by constantly peddling the conspiracy theory that mail-in voting during a pandemic will result in massive voter fraud.

Trump has the chutzpah to claim to believe in this conspiracy theory even though he, members of his immediate family and many of his most prominent supporters have voted by mail.

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi is having none of it, she warned that Trump should prepare to be fumigated out of the White House if he refuses to leave.

“Whether he knows it yet or not, he will be leaving,” Pelosi said on MSNBC’s Morning Joe. Just because he might not want to move out of the White House doesn’t mean we won’t have an inauguration ceremony to inaugurate a duly elected president of the United States.”

Some of Trump’s hotels and resorts have suffered bedbug infestations, and no doubt the White House will need to be fumigated after four years of Trump and his rats and sycophants living and working there.

I would also suggest an exorcism to cleanse the People’s House from the sins of racism, misogyny and homophobia.

Our long national nightmare will soon be over, Joe Biden will win in a landslide and Trump is going to be kicked to the curb.

Trump Calls Dr. Fauci ‘a Bit of an Alarmist’ as the Coronavirus Pandemic Rages Out of Control

Noted medical genius Donald Trump (How can we forget his sage advice to inject disinfectants to kill the coronavirus) called Dr. Anthony Fauci, the nation’s premier infectious disease expert, an alarmist as the coronavirus pandemic rages out of control in Florida, Texas, California, Georgia and many other southern states.

I guess noted historian Donald Trump considers Paul Revere “a bit of an alarmist” for yelling “The British are coming, the British are coming.” If not for the warning of Revere the unsuspecting colonists would have been wiped out by the British army.

Revere warned the colonists in Concord, Massachusetts of an impending attack, while Fauci is warning all of America about an enemy that is already here and killing tens of thousands.

Trump downplays the coronavirus out of political expediency, while Fauci warns Americans about COVID-19 out of concern for the public. Trump has referred to the raging pandemic as a “flu” and he has repeatedly insisted that it will miraculously disappear.

Is it any wonder that according to new polling from Quinnipiac University only 30% of registered voters say they trust the information that Trump is providing about the coronavirus and 65% say they trust the information Fauci I s proving about the pandemic?

Chris Cuomo Blasts Trump Over Photo With Goya Products

Donald Trump who has never bought a Goya product in his life, and most likely never will, posed for an Oval Office photo with an array of Goya Foods products because its CEO lavished praise on him. Trump has no reservations about cheapening his office by hawking products if the company’s CEO praises him.

Chris Cuomo’s response to this sideshow emanating from the White House was classic:

“You tell me how a president, in the middle of a pandemic, has got time for this bullshit?

Trump is so grotesque in his physical appearance, and most of all in his behavior and philosophy that he elicits a primal response. I can’t count the times I’ve shouted “bullshit” at the TV screen when Trump has told a whopper. I hope Cuomo isn’t reprimanded by CNN management for his very human response to Trump’s fuckery.

Maybe it’s a good thing Trump is ignoring the pandemic, or else he might have posed for an Oval Office photo with an array of Clorox products. I can just see the stable genius gingerly holding a cup of bleach with both of his tiny hands and instructing his followers to drink it to cure themselves of the coronavirus.

Chris you spoke for all of us, thank you for using your platform to register our absolute disgust with the racist pig in the Oval Office.