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When Racist Trump Mistakes Obama for Biden, You Know He’s Senile

I support Joe Biden, 81, over Donald Trump, 77; the Democrat presidential candidate who resembles Mr. Magoo is preferrable over the Republican presidential candidate who resembles a Joe Stalin or an Adolph Hitler.

I will stipulate that President Joe Biden is suffering from severe cognitive issues, the octogenarian has suffered more mental lapses than Carter has little pills.

I will also stipulate that Trump is a blatant racist, he has dog whistled more times in the last eight years than a typical NBA referee has blown whistles during a season.

Even most Democrats will concede that Biden is senile AF, but Republicans are loathe to admit that Trump is senile as all get out.

How senile is Trump? He is so senile that the raging racist has repeatedly mistaken Barak Obama for Joe Biden. During a recent campaign speech in Richmond, VA he said this:

“Shortly after we win the presidency, I will have the horrible war between Russia and Ukraine settled. I know them both very well, and we will restore peace through strength. Get that war settled. It’s a bad war. And Putin has so little respect for Obama that he’s starting to throw around the nuclear word.”

Trump hates Obama simply because he’s black, and when the unrepentant racist mistakes a black former president for the current white president, you know he belongs in a rest home.

Joe Biden’s Speech at the Democratic National Convention Beats Expectations

Joe Biden is a decent human being, and a moderate Democrat with decades of experience in the political realm. A plagiarism scandal derailed a previous presidential run, but other than that there are no skeletons in his closet.

The only opening that Trump sees is Biden’s advanced age, and so the 74-year-old Trump has been painting the 77-year-old Biden as a senile old man who can’t complete a speech without uttering a series of gaffes.

Truth be told, both men seem to be suffering from mental decline, the most glaring difference is that the senile and evil Trump may nuke North Korea while the worst thing the senile but good-natured Biden may do is smother his hot dog with Vaseline instead of mustard.

Trump’s strategy of systematically lowering expectations for Biden backfired when he performed far better than anticipated when he delivered his speech at the Democratic National Convention Thursday night.

Biden had a very low bar to meet, he didn’t stutter, drool, or take off his dentures to readjust them in the middle of his speech. Unlike Trump he kept to his script, and delivered it in a calming and reassuring tone.

Even Fox News anchors and analysts had to grudgingly admit that Biden exceeded expectations. Biden’s ability to read from a teleprompter without flubbing a line doesn’t bode well for Trump, Sleepy Joe or Slow Joe is going to beat him to the finish line come November 3.