Trump Walks on the White House Roof

When I saw the video of Trump strolling on the White House roof, I had a vision of the buffoon teetering off the edge and suffering a great fall. I imagine his evangelical supporters gathering around the orange carcass and praying that his rotund corpse would defy gravity and ascend to heaven.

Alas there are no fairy tale endings in real life, and the decrepit idiot will survive falls, diseases and STD’s and not die before his term is over.

Trump is not the first president to take a trip to the White House roof. Jimmy Carter took visitors to the roof to stargaze. Willie Nelson confessed in his autobiography that he smoked weed with Carter on the roof of the White House.

When Trump sauntered on the roof, the attention seeking moron answered questions from reporters assembled below. When Carter trekked on the roof, the only onlookers were Secret Service agents.

Carter wrote a poem about one such experience, in which he observed geese flying through the dimming sky over Washington. It begins:

I recall one winter night,

going to the White House roof

to study the Orion nebulae,

but we could barely see the stars,

their images so paled by city lights.

Can you imagine Trump writing a poem about his experience:

I remember a more beautiful day that anyone has ever seen,

going to the White House roof,

surveying my kingdom,

and looking down at the blouse of a reporter with the biggest boobs in the world.

Ben-Gvir Leads Prayers on Temple Mount

“In an unprecedented move, far-right National Security Minister Itamar Ben Gvir led a group of Jewish worshippers in prayer atop the Temple Mount on Sunday as he marked the Tisha B’Av fast day — the first time that a government minister has overtly worshipped at the flashpoint site in violation of the status quo.”

Times of Israel

There is no more divisive Israeli public figure than Minister of National Security Itamar Ben-Gvir, he routinely uses inflammatory and racist rhetoric against Arabs in general and Palestinians in particular.  

Ben-Gvir is an Orthodox Jew whose vehement racism and genocidal policies toward Palestinians are camouflaged by religious zealotry.

Israel and Jordan have an agreement allowing Jewish visitors on the Temple Mount but prohibiting them from praying there.  

The Temple Mount in Jerusalem known as the “Noble Sanctuary” by Arabs in the biggest flashpoint in the Middle East, prior provocations by Orthodox Jews in this sacred site have ignited intifadas.

Ostensibly, prayer is a means of communicating with the Almighty, but evangelicals in America and Orthodox Jews in Israel have weaponized prayer. Evangelicals in America publicly pray that God will punish gays and lesbians, and Orthodox Jews in Israel pray that Jehovah will rid Arabs from the Holy Land.

Ben-Gvir did not pray atop the Temple Mount for the peace of Jerusalem, on the contrary he was hoping that his defiant action would incite violence and give Israel an excuse to crush the Palestinians in East Jerusalem.

Ben-Givr is not an aberration, most of Netanyahu’s governing coalition are far-right radicals just like him. It is time for America to stop supporting this racist apartheid regime.

Trump’s Creepy Fascination with Karoline Leavitt’s Lips

President Donald Trump, 79, an adjudicated rapist, serial adulterer and alleged pedophile was asked by Newsmax host Rob Finnerty about White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt’s, 27, performance during her daily press briefings.

Considering that his administration is embroiled in the controversy over his ties to convicted sex trafficker  Jeffrey Epstein, the septuagenarian should have tried to assuage the fears within his own camp that he’s a lecherous old fool by answering like the CEO of a corporation and not the owner pimp of a brothel.

He should have replied: she clearly conveys information, context, and policy to White House correspondents, so they understand my administration’s positions. We know that Leavitt is a hack who channels the Korean news anchor infamous for her enthusiastic and emotional praise of the Dear Leader, but a president can be forgiven for an exaggerated evaluation of his aide.

But Trump should not be forgiven for his sexist and inappropriate response:

 “It’s that face. It’s that brain. It’s those lips, the way they move. They move like she’s a machine gun.”

I am also fascinated by Leavitt’s lips, but not in a sexual way. Those lying lips, they indeed move like a machine gun; her rapid-fire delivery eviscerates reporters who dare question the racist and authoritarian policies of her boss.

A CEO who publicly extolled the physical attributes of a subordinate would be summarily fired. It is too bad that the Republican controlled Congress will never impeach and remove Trump from office.

JD Vance Has the Most Punchable Face in Politics

Vice President JD Vance has the most punchable face in politics. When his mug makes an unwanted appearance on my TV screen, I immediately click to a different channel. His visage elicits such a visceral reaction, I fear if I ever see him in person my fist will connect with his face.

Even if Vance’s countenance were as handsome and pleasing as Brad Pitt’s, I would still want to punch him right in the puss, because of his vehement opposition to abortion, demonization of the LGBTQ community and fierce loyalty to Donald Trump. His smug countenance coupled with his devotion to MAGA ideology guarantees that if I ever see him, he will end up looking like a raccoon.

Vance’s round face, thick eyelashes, penchant for wearing eyeliner and killer side-eye makes him the most memeable kisser in politics. There are myriad Vance memes online, and it was only a matter of time until meme-loving Trump posted one. In a Truth Social post, Trump shared an image that shows him and Vance in police cars pursuing Barack Obama, who is driving a white Ford Bronco, emulating the infamous OJ Simpson slow car chase. Vance’s face has been photoshopped to depict him with long, curly hair, pink cheeks, and a fat face. Has Trump has ever smacked Vance behind closed doors?

I’m not advocating physical violence against any politician, however cognizant that Vance is cursed with a punchable face, I advise my readers to take out their frustrations on a JD Vance inflatable punching bag.

It’s Ms. Rachel’s World, We Just Live in It

Rachel Anne Accurso aka Ms. Rachel, a Netflix superstar and social media personality, creates videos specifically designed to help infants, babies and toddlers learn language, numbers, and other foundational skills.

If all preschool teachers were as wholesome, upbeat, and endearing as Ms. Rachel no child would grow up to be a serial killer, rapist, televangelist, or politician.

She exudes so much warmth and goodness that I feel like blowing bubbles, doing cartwheels and kissing babies after watching her videos.

If I were commissioned to paint an angel, I would use Ms. Rachel as my template. My angel would wear denim overalls in lieu of a flowing white robe and it would don a pink knotted headband instead of a halo.

But do not let Ms. Rachel’s sugar and spice vibe fool you, she is a brilliant entrepreneur who makes millions from her videos and branded merchandise.

She puts her revenue stream at risk by advocating for the children of Gaza and by being an outspoken ally of the LGBTQ community.

We should support a celebrity who values doing the right thing over wealth and fame. You can endorse her actions by buying the Ms. Rachel Bush and Figure Push and Pull toy, it has rolling wheels that allow your little one to wheel the bus around your home. It even comes with a miniature Ms. Rachel.

I am not your typical Ms. Rachel fan, I am a senior citizen, her radiance transcends the world of children’s programming.

You go girl!

‘Hate the sin, love the sinner’ ?

Evangelicals justify their judgmental and parochial attitude by uttering the magical phrase, “hate the sin, love the sinner.”

This ubiquitous phrase suggests that they draw a distinction between a person’s behavior and their inherent worth as a child of God. This may hold true for most sins like adultery, gluttony, pride and racism that are endemic in evangelical congregations, but they hate the “sin’ of homosexuality, and they hate gays with a passion.

Evangelicals use this cliché to rationalize their unhinged, vicious, and cruel rhetoric against the LGBTQ community. They condemn them as sinful, unnatural, perverted, and anti-God, then they try to protect themselves from being labeled homophobic by saying, “we hate homosexuality but we love the homosexuals.”

Bullshit!

Gays aren’t accepted into an evangelical congregation unless they renounce their inherent same-sex attraction and pretend to be heterosexual. If a gay is too swishy, they’ll try to pray the gay away, and if that fails, they will force him into gay conversation therapy, and as a last resort they will hold an exorcism to banish the demon of gay perversion.

It is not even true that evangelicals hate the sin and love the sinner. Evangelicals justify and excuse the sins of adultery, political corruption, greed, and even the horrible sin of pedophilia if committed by Trump or any of his supporters.

These hypocrites love sin, and I hope God smites them the next time they say, “hate the sin, love the sinner.”

Kristi Noem Begs God to Protect ICE Agents

DHS Secretary Krist Noem, nicknamed ICE Barbie for her penchant for cosplaying an ICE agent, is on a mission from God to praise, protect and publicize their nefarious activities.

If only she showed as much love for the healthcare professionals, emergency service personnel, critical infrastructure workers, social workers, transportation and logistics workers and teachers, who really make the homeland safe.

During Turing Point USA’s Student Action Summit last week, Noem offered a prayer begging the Almighty to protect ICE agents as they kidnap hardworking immigrants and terrorize minority communities throughout the country.

I can imagine Noem at a Nazi rally in 1930’s Germany offering a prayer for the Brown Shirts as they terrorized dissidents and contributed to the holocaust.

Evangelicals are on the wrong side of history, and they and their orange messiah will suffer the same fate as Hitler and his Nazi sympathizers.

To hell with the likes of Franklin Graham and Kristi Noem, what we need are people of faith like pastor and theologian Dietrich Bonhoeffer who spoke truth to power, and vehemently opposed Hitler.

WTF is Up with Trump’s Bruised Hand?

WTF is up with Trump’s hand. His grotesque doll hands have long fascinated and repulsed us and led us to conjecture about the size of his presidential pecker. The philander-in-chief was spotted with scabbed red marks on the palm and fingers of his right hand in January 2024, sparking concerns that he had syphilis. Last week a noticeable bruise on the back of Trump’s right hand made headlines again, when he spoke to reporters outside the White House. Trump cartoonishly tried to cover the unsightly bruise with a layer of pancake makeup.

The decrepit septuagenarian has thin skin, literally and figurately, and it’s not surprising that he often sports bruises on his hands. When you are that old, and you take low-dose aspirin for a heart condition, any bump can cause bruising.

White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt claimed that Trump was covering up a bruise from too much handshaking. Bitch, please! Trump is no longer in campaign mode, and he rarely shakes hands.

Leavitt should have been transparent and offered a more plausible explanation:

Melania slapped his hand again.

He accidentally hit his paw against the bed post while pleasuring himself to a video of Stormy Daniels.

He is so old that anything will cause his parchment-like skin to bruise.

It is caused by the demon that possesses his carcass.

Evangelicals Are ‘Hell Bent’ on Doing Evil

“In my upcoming book, Hell Bent, I describe how the evangelical belief in eternal punishment distorts their spirituality. Evangelical politics rest on the same punitive, exclusionary foundation—a politics of division and domination, fixated on the end of the world rather than the flourishing of the Earth. Their politics are ‘hell bent.’”

Brian Recker

I am looking forward to reading Recker’s upcoming book, he is spot-on that evangelicals have a hellish orientation.

They aren’t heavenly minded, and have no desire to make Earth resemble paradise, on the contrary, they are on a crusade to make society chaotic and violent in a selfish and twisted effort to hasten the Rapture of the Church.

Evangelicals’ belief in eternal punishment distorts their spirituality and behavior. They reason that if God eternally punish sinners, then He will not look askance at them rejoicing at the inhumane treatment of “criminal aliens” and celebrating the passage of the abominable “One Big Beautiful Bill” which codifies Trump’s fascist, inhumane and patently cruel fantasies.

Most secular Americans are horrified by Israel deliberately and systematically killing Palestinians and reducing Gaza to rubble. Israel treats Palestinians as a subhuman species unworthy of human rights and dignity, and the apartheid states criticizes anybody who expresses any empathy for their plight.

But evangelicals delight at the slaughter of the Palestinians, because they believe that the Holy Land belongs to the Jews, and Arabs are infidels who must be removed by any means necessary.

It has often been said of the Trump administration that “cruelty is the point,” the same can be said of evangelicals. They aren’t interested in spreading the Good News, they are obsessed with the deterioration of society which they believe are signs of the End Times.

I hope that at least some evangelicals will join me in reading Recker’s debut book, “Hell Bent.”

Trump Wants to Strip Rosie O’Donnell of Her Citizenship

Donald Trump Truth Social post:

“Because of the fact that Rosie O’Donnell is not in the best interests of our Great Country, I am giving serious consideration to taking away her Citizenship. She is a threat to Humanity and should remain in the wonderful Country of Ireland, if they want her.”

Rosie O’Donnell moved to Ireland in January 2025; she cited the toxic political climate in the United States as the reason for her move. If everyone were as wealthy as O’Donnell there might be a mass exodus from Trump’s fascist regime.

O’Donnell is an outspoken liberal lesbian, so it is not surprising that she finds herself in the crosshairs of the misogynist and homophobic president.

The wannabe king cannot unilaterally take away an American’s citizenship. Citizenship is a constitutional right and not even the president can take it away without a person’s consent. But remember that the heartless bastard is trying to end birthright citizenship for babies of undocumented immigrants even though the Constitution guarantees that sacred right. The lawless moron may indeed attempt to strip the comic of her citizenship.

The authoritarian tyrant is the one who is not in the best interests of our democracy. I hope our lawmakers are giving serious consideration to impeaching and removing him from office. He is the one who is a threat to our democracy and to humanity. He can remain retired in Florida, if they want him.

Moron Trump Praises English-Speaking Liberian President’s English

During a meeting with African leaders at the White House the President of the United States and putative Leader of the Free World condescendingly praised the introductory remarks by Liberian President Joseph Boakai:

“Such good English, such beautiful—where did you learn to speak so beautifully?” Trump asked. “Where were you educated? Where? In Liberia?”

“Yes, sir,” Boakai answered.

“Well, that’s very interesting. It’s beautiful English. I have people at this table that can’t speak nearly as well,” Trump said.

Trump frequently brags that he knows the “best words”, but he speaks at a fourth-grade level, and I doubt Boakai felt flattered by the compliment emanating from such a moron.

Every time Trump opens his mouth, he embarrasses himself and America. The orange baboon knows nothing about a land he considers a “shithole country”, including the fact that English is the official language of Liberia.

Trump demonstrated what he really thinks about Liberia and other African countries when he dissolved the US Agency for International Development, US support made up almost 2.6 percent of Liberia’s gross national income.

Boakai, ever the consummate gentleman and cordial diplomat, laughed off Trump’s remark and didn’t raise offense to Trump’s compliment.

But as a plain-speaking blogger and embarrassed American, I am under no such restraints, and I speak for most of America when I say: Shut your piehole. I don’t know what’s worse, the diarrhea that pours out of your incontinent arsehole, or the racist and ignorant bile that spews from your sphincter-shaped mouth.

Evangelical Church Urges Trump Admin to Execute LGBTQ Americans

“An Indiana church is urging the Trump administration to ‘execute’ members of the LGBTQ community because ‘the Bible teaches that those people are worthy of death.’

In a sermon titled, ‘Pray the Gay Away,’ Stephen Falco, an evangelical preacher with the Sure Foundation Baptist Church, yelled from the pulpit, ‘They’re all a bunch of fa**.”

Raw Story

The tribal God of the Old Testament demanded death, by stoning, for myriad offenses including working on the sabbath, adultery, false prophecy, consulting a witch, divination…

Mainline Protestants and most evangelicals have evolved theologically, morally, and ethically and do not expect this draconian penalty for these “sins” to be enacted by a civilized society.

However, evangelical Christians hate the LGBTQ community, and a few even believe they should be put to death.

If all false prophets (think Trump prophets), adulterers, horoscope aficionados, people who work on Sundays and gay people in evangelical congregations were put to death, the pews would be empty.

Evangelicals deflect and distract from their many transgressions by focusing all their rage on gay men. They hurl epithets at them, dehumanizing them and treating them like people with leprosy.

Extremists like Stephen Falco who call for the execution of members of the LGBTQ community are in the minority, but they allow ordinary evangelicals to rationalize that their homophobia is not so bad, after all they are not calling for them to be murdered.

Pray the Gay away? How about embracing, affirming, blessing and welcoming them to the fold?

Squirting Pink Phallic Symbol in Manhattan Sparks Debate

“A provocative pink sculpture erected in one of New York City’s busiest destinations is enraging locals over its ‘grotesque’ look and not-so-subtle features.

The 10-foot-tall ‘Foot Fountain (pink),’ which is slated to grace Manhattan’s High Line Park through May 2026, is composed of a foot at its base with a flesh-colored column extending upward in all its phallic glory.”

Daily Mail

In a patriarchal society it is understandable that many of our cities have prominent phallic symbols erected to remind everyone that it’s a man’s world

In San Francisco, America’s Gay Mecca, the 210-foot Coit Tower was installed on top of Telegraph Hill. There’s the Ypsilanti Water Tower in Ypsilanti, Michigan, known affectionately by locals as “Brick Dick.” In D.C, where the most powerful men in the world shape our society, there’s the colossal 500-foot-tall Washington Monument. The most famous phallic-shaped building in New York is the 102-story Empire State Building, located in Midtown Manhattan.

Now there is another phallic symbol in Manhattan that is generating buzz. The Foot Fountain Pink sculpture is relatively short for a phallus symbol at only ten feet, it is pink, and its base is a foot, instead of balls. You do not have to be an art critic to deduce that this ridiculous looking penis was created by a woman, Mika Rottenberg.

The piece is topped by a sprinkler that spouts water. Regardless of how you feel about the work of art, at least it serves a functional purpose in these sizzling summer days.

Melania Mimics Trump’s YMCA Dance at July 4 Bash

“First Lady Melania Trump celebrated the Fourth of July, which coincided with the signing of President Trump’s ‘Big, Beautiful Bill,’ by emulating her husband’s signature dance on the balcony of the White House.”

New York Post

The “Trump Dance’ consists of the former reality star punching the air with his doll hands in slow motion while swaying his massive hips to the tune of YMCA. When the senile old fool performs his signature dance critics pray that he will lose his balance, fall off the stage, and suffer the same fate as Humpty Dumpty.

When Pentecostal evangelicals dance in the Spirit it is confirmation that they are baptized in the Spirit and are Bonafide true believers.

When MAGA cultists engage in the Trump Dance it is confirmation that they have swallowed the Kool-Aid and are genuine disciples of their orange messiah.

The lunatic-in-chief is the Pied Piper from Mar-a-Lago who is leading a flash mob of MAGA dancing idiots straight down the Yellow Brick Road that ends in a cliff.

Some liberals take pity on Melania, and they argue that she is just playing the part of the trophy wife, and that she is apolitical and does not subscribe to his fascist philosophy. But by dancing the Trump Dance in front of a viewing audience of millions, she is confirming that she endorses his vile agenda.

Donald Trump and Melania Trump can rot in hell, for desecrating a Gay anthem, if for no other reason.

Trump Blasted for Using ‘Shylocks’ to Describe Bankers

“The name ‘Shylock’ derives from the name of the antagonist in William Shakespeare’s ‘The Merchant of Venice.’ Shylock, a Jew, was a ruthless moneylender in the play, and he’s remembered for demanding a ‘pound of flesh’ from the merchant Antonio if he failed to repay a loan.”

Wikipedia

Donald Trump isn’t an erudite or eloquent speaker (no shit), and I didn’t expect him to make any Shakespearean references or allusions when he addressed his MAGA faithful. But the buffoon used the Jewish slur “Shylocks” while referring to unscrupulous bankers during a rally at the Iowa State Fairgrounds meant to celebrate Independence Day.

The low-information crowd didn’t respond (negatively or positively) to the ethnic slur, but I bet the Shakespeare-challenged morons would have erupted in cheers if their orange messiah had used the more commonly known Jewish slur, “kike bankers.”

The ADL condemned Donald Trump for saying “Shylocks”:

“The term ‘Shylock’ evokes a centuries-old antisemitic trope about Jews and greed that is extremely offensive and dangerous. President Trump’s use of the term is very troubling and irresponsible.”

Trump claims he was not familiar with the word “Shylock” being a Jewish slur, says he thought it meant someone who lent money at exorbitant rates.

While it’s true that Trump is functionally illiterate and has probably never even read the CliffsNotes on Shakespeare, the racist pig was aware of the racist connotation.

Trump has appointed people with histories of antisemitism, white supremacy, and Christian nationalism to key positions in his administration.

Of course, Trump hates Jews, just as much as he hates, Blacks, Muslims, Hispanics, Arabs, immigrants of color …

I wish Shylock would eat a pound of Trump’s flesh, namely his brain. Shut him up once and for all!

Evangelical Dispensationalism is an Abomination

American evangelicals are dispensationalists, an offshoot of orthodox Christianity invented in the early 1800’s by John Nelson Darby. It emphasizes a literal interpretation of Scripture, never mind that the canon includes disparate genres of literature: poetry, apocalyptic, allegorical, historical, epistles and even erotica (Song of Solomon) and includes fables, parables and myths that were not meant to be taken literally.

Dispensationalism maintains a distinction between Israel and the Church, and adherents believe that the creation of the modern Zionist state of Israel in 1948 is the ultimate fulfillment of prophecy. America First evangelicals put the interests of Israel ahead of America’s and they blindly support Israel, although the rogue nation is guilty of genocide and colonialism in Palestine, and their Prime Minister is an indicted criminal.

Dispensationalism was tailor-made for American evangelicals, the prime elements (the Tribulation, the Rapture, the Antichrist and Armageddon appeal to Americans love of theatrics, spectacle, and epic scenes of violence.

Evangelicals nurtured by Hal Lindsey’s Late Great Planet Earth and Tim LaHaye’s Left Behind and weaponized by their Orange Messiah political triumph are on the verge of climax by the bombing of Iran by the USA.

Evangelicals are not praying for diplomacy to prevail in the Middle East; they are cheering on the wanton violence and genocide. They believe that this orgy of violence is hastening the Rapture of the Church.

In their wet dreams evangelicals see themselves floating in the air to meet Jesus in the Rapture, but if the Prince of Peace does return, they will mistake him for the Antichrist and crucify Him.

Evangelicals Think Trump’s Iran Strike was God’s Will

It was unconstitutional for President Donald Trump to bomb Iran’s nuclear sites without approval from Congress. It was criminal and against international norms for the commander-in-chief to declare war on a country that had not dropped a single bomb or fired a single missile at us. It was political malpractice for Trump, who promised to keep us out of endless wars, to entangle us in another conflict in the Middle East.

In his address to the nation Saturday night, Trump said:

 “I want to just thank everybody. And, in particular, God. I want to just say, we love you, God, and we love our great military. Protect them. God bless the Middle East. God bless Israel and God bless America.”

The amoral sociopath sounded like the preacher-in-chief as he invoked the name of God to try to justify his strikes against Iran. I’m sorry but the strikes against Iran were unconstitutional, criminal, and immoral. Would a deity bless bombing Iran, on behalf of a nation that is committing genocide in Gaza?

Evangelicals were overjoyed with Trump’s presidential benediction; they were impressed with how many times he crammed the word “God” into his uncharacteristically brief speech. Evangelicals believe that anything that helps Israel and hurts Muslim nations is hastening the return of Jesus Christ. These sick wankers think that America bombing Iran and that Israel slaughtering over 55,000 Palestinian civilians is accelerating the Rapture.

I am so goddamn sick of Trump and his evangelical cult, keep God out of ya mouth.

Supreme Court Sides with Homophobic Parents

“Public schools in Maryland must allow parents with religious objections to withdraw their children from classes in which storybooks with L.G.B.T.Q. themes are discussed, the Supreme Court ruled on Friday.”

New York Times

The books that the religious prudes objected to includes “Love Violet” about a girl who develops a sweet crush on her female classmate and “P is for Pride Puppy” a rhyming alphabet book that tells the tale of a family who loses their puppy at a Pride parade. After meeting many wonderful queer people the family is reunited with their precious pup and everyone lives happily ever after.

“P is for prick’ applies to anyone who objects to a children’s book about a doggie and his family having fun at a Pride parade. Who does not love puppies and parades? Only religious fundamentalists who cannot tolerate a book that brings much joy to children; these killjoys want everyone to be as miserable as them.

When the Supreme Court heard arguments on this case, Justice Neil Gorsuch asked “isn’t “P is for Pride Puppy” the one where students are supposed to look for the leather and things, and bondage?”

Conservatives who hate all forms of sexuality, especially gay love, are the ones who are obsessed with sex and see sex everywhere. These wankers need to realize that sometimes a cigar is just a cigar and a book about a puppy at a Pride parade is just about puppies, parades, ,pride and having a good time.

There is No Cure for ‘Old People Smell’

“There’s a reason ‘old people smell’ is instantly recognizable—and it has nothing to do with bad hygiene. The scent, a stale blend of must, cardboard, and something vaguely metallic, isn’t caused by skipped showers or mothballs. It’s biological. And according to experts, it gets worse with age because of what’s happening inside the body.”

Vice.Com

I remember when I was a child, I considered the elderly a mutant species, and when an old person invaded my personal space to pinch my cheeks or pat me on the head, I almost suffocated from “old people smell”.

As a teen I still gave seniors a wide berth, and I reasoned that bad hygiene, and poor health (rotten teeth, kidney disease, gastrointestinal diseases) were responsible for “old people smell”.

Now I am the decrepit and decaying monster that I feared as a youth. I shower daily, use anti-deodorants religiously and change my underwear daily and I’m still cursed with “old people smell.”

According to medical experts “old people smell” is biological, and it gets worse with age because of what’s happening inside the body.

I’m not a spring chicken; I’m a gristly old chicken that stinks to high heaven. Daily showers, anti-deodorant and cologne can’t mask the smell.

Some nutritionists believe that mushrooms are the perfect food to combat “old people smell”, but I’m at the point where I’m only interested in consuming magic mushrooms to help me forget growing old really stinks.

Trump Proclaims, ‘Now is the Time for Peace’ After Setting Middle East on Fire

President George W. Bush was a perennial frat boy cosplaying as a Texan cowboy who was in over his head as the commander-in chief of the United States and leader of the free world.

The “Mission Accomplished” banner in his 2003 speech referred to the end of major combat operations in the Iraq War. But the endless war dragged on for years, depleted our treasury of billions, degenerated into a sectarian war, and resulted in the death of hundreds of thousands of civilians.

Mission Accomplished my ass.

Donald Trump makes Bush look like a genius. In a Truth Social post, he wrote:

 “We have completed our very successful attack on the three Nuclear sites in Iran, including Fordow, Natanz, and Esfahan. There is not another military in the World that could have done this. NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE!”

According to Iranian officials, Iran had moved its high-enriched uranium, from the targeted Fordow facility before the strikes. In the aftermath of the attack no radiation contamination has been detected around the sites.

Very successful strikes my ass.

Trump is oblivious to the irony of talking about peace in the same post where he announced that the USA has bombed three nuclear sites in Iran.

The attack on the Iranian nuclear sites was an act of war, which may spiral into a regional war, if not World War III. The Iranians announced that now is not the time for diplomacy.

Now is the time for peace, my ass.

Evangelicals Have Found a Home in MAGA and a Savior in Donald Trump

Donald Trump’s white evangelical supporters zealously back him because their anachronistic religious doctrines are rendered obsolete and irrelevant by science and education. Data always prevails against dogma, and religious fundamentalists are a joke in the prevalent zeitgeist of our secular democracy.

Evangelicals are shunned by our technological society, but they have found a home in MAGA and a savior in Donald Trump.  The transactional, pragmatic, and cynical Trump thinks they are useful idiots, but he caters to their every wish to solidify their support.

Evangelicals have a mindset where there are no shades of gray, everything is black and white, right or wrong, and Trump’s confident boasting, with no nuance or complexity resonates with them.

They hate everyone who doesn’t belong to their sect, and Trump’s hateful and vindictive spirit resonates with them. They share the sociopath’s hatred of trans people, gays and lesbians, and all racial and religious minorities.

Evangelicals know that Trump is an agent of chaos and conflict, but they could care less as long as his fury is aimed at Democrats and progressives and not at them.

Evangelicals are educationally and intellectually unequipped to  refute or even understand climate change, evolution, and economic disparity, and they respond to any argument by saying “the Bible says it, I believe it, and that settles it” or “Trump was right about everything.”

The tension between obstinate belief and modernity won’t end with the impeachment or death of Trump, but it will be a big step in the right direction.

Trump Makes Penis Joke on Live TV

With the world holding its collective breath, wondering if the commander-in-chief with the doll hands will ignite World War III with an inflammatory social media post or by joining Israel’s crusade to destroy its arch enemy, Trump stepped out on the lawn in front of the White House and… called for? A ceasefire? A negotiated settlement? A ratcheting down of kinetic activity?

Bitch, please. He made a crude dick joke. Trump is obsessed with dicks, whether it’s his own tiny dick or Arnold Palmer’s monster dick.

Trump was showing off two 100ft flag poles he put up outside the White House. Never mind that there are already plenty of American flags in the White House, the insecure bastard surrounds himself with phallic symbols to compensate for his inadequacy.

The profane buffoon stood in front of the cameras showing off the enormous flagpole. He then made a crude and sophomoric penis joke:

 “Let’s have a good – they call it a lifting. They also use another word but I’m not gonna use that word. It says with an E. Do you know what the word is? If I ever used it I would be run out of town. Alright. So enjoy it.”

What a dick! This is the fool whose decisions in the next hours and days may determine if the world blows up.

We’re screwed!

Mike Huckabee Urges Donald Trump to Bomb Iran

Mike Huckabee is an ordained Southern Baptist pastor, a MAGA zealot and a Christian Zionist who believes that God gave the Holy Land (including the West Bank, Jerusalem and the Golan Heights) to the Jews, and that Palestinians have no rights in Israel. He claims to have visited the country more than 100 times and taken at least 10,000 people there on tours.

President Donald Trump appointed Huckabee ambassador to Israel to solidify his support with his evangelical base. In his role as ambassador Huckabee sent Trump a text urging the America First president to put Israel first and bomb Iran.

He begins by appealing to Trump’s narcissism: “God spared you in Butler, PA to be the most consequential President in a century—maybe ever.” Evangelicals share Huckabee’s belief that God spared the life of a pathological liar, serial adulterer, abuser of women and blatant racist, while ignoring a firefighter who died shielding his family from gunfire.

“You have many voices speaking to you Sir, but there is only ONE voice that matters. HIS voice.” Trump may have many voices speaking to him, but they are all telling him what they think he wants to hear. As for “HIS voice”, anyone who claims to know the mind of God, or who claims that the Almighty spoke to him is delusional, a liar, or simply full of shit.

“I am your appointed servant in this land and am available for you but I do not try to get in your presence often because I trust your instincts.” Such obsequiousness, Huckabee acts like a supplicant who doesn’t think he’s worthy of being in the presence of his orange messiah.

“You sent me to Israel to be your eyes, ears and voice and to make sure our flag flies above our embassy. My job is to be the last one to leave. I will not abandon this post. Our flag will NOT come down! You did not seek this moment. This moment sought YOU!”

Huckabee makes a mockery of Christianity and dishonors the flag of the United States. It’s tragic that Trump is the commander-in-chief in this pivotal moment in the tragic history of the Middle East.

DHS Posts Provocative Uncle Sam Poster

“The Department of Homeland Security posted a striking graphic on its official X account. Uncle Sam, a symbol of American patriotism, is depicted nailing a poster to a wall that reads, ‘Help your country… and yourself.’ Written underneath the poster is the sentence, REPORT ALL FOREIGN INVADERS.’”

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Uncle Sam is a personification of the federal government; he is meant to represent the political agenda of the state. The Uncle Sam poster was used to advantageous effect during World War I, when Uncle Sam was depicted pointing his finger at the viewer to recruit soldiers for the American Army.

The xenophobic and racist Donald Trump is inciting hatred and violence against brown and black migrants by peddling the damnable lie that we are under invasion by migrants from Mexico, and Central and South America and Muslim and African countries.

Trump, who posted the odious Uncle Sam poster to Instagram, is using the Uncle Sam image to rally support for his illegal, undemocratic, and racist deportation scheme.

The words written on the poster engender division, and make white Christian Americans fear and loathe migrants. Undocumented persons are not invaders; they are asylum seekers who dream of becoming a patch of the colorful American fabric.

If you see someone you suspect may be undocumented don’t report them to ICE, instead help your country by advising them of their legal rights and ministering to their physical needs.

How dare Trump equate turning in migrants to patriotism. Express your patriotism by fighting Trump’s deportation policy.

Fight Trump’s Fascist and Illegal Deportation Scheme

Donald Trump’s xenophobic and racist 2016 presidential campaign was encapsulated by his grandiose promise that he would build a great wall that would stretch across the entire southern border, and that Mexico would pay for it.

The vow energized Trump’s racist base, but the pathological liar knew damn well that his plan would never come to fruition. His administration built only 52 miles of new border wall, the majority which were replacements of smaller, dilapidated barriers.

Trump’s nativist and jingoistic 2024 presidential campaign was encapsulated by his pledge to deport millions of undocumented immigrants. This guarantee was a complete fantasy, not feasible and fatal to our economy if actually realized.

In the first one hundred days of Trump’s second term, ICE deported less than 65,000 undocumented persons. At this pace, the regime will fall woefully short of its goal of a million deportations this year.

Trump said ICE would start by deporting criminals, but most of the initial deportees aren’t violent criminals or gang members. It’s farm workers, landscapers, nannies, students, and factory workers who have been ripped from their communities and families and deported to countries where they face poverty and violence from criminal elements and repressive regimes.

To distract from the failure of his deportation scheme and from his failing economic and foreign policies, Trump federalized the National Guard in California, and deployed Marines to LA in a cynical effort to provoke and incite violence.

We must stand against this fascist state by protesting, and speaking truth to power, but we shouldn’t damage our mission to restore democracy by giving in to the temptation to resort to acts of violence or vandalism.

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